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Display Case for sciFIwiZ (#1567720)
This player is ranked #115 for Most Total Items with a total of 2,132,821 items.
This player is ranked #533 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,769 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Ninjapiratezombierobot Clan.

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sciFIwiZ (#1567720)
This player has 1,769 unique items and 2,132,821 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 60
1-ball 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 27
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
4-ball 3
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 4
5-ball 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 14
8-ball 7
9-ball 3
a butt tuba 15
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
a little sump'm sump'm 4
abandoned candy 3
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 10
accidental cider 1
acoustic guitarrr 21
adorable seal larva 1
all-purpose cleaner 58
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 1
ammonite fossil 16
amulet of extreme plot significance 23
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 92
ancient poisoned dart 12
ancient protein powder 54
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 39
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 91
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 22
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 5
antique helmet 6
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 10
antique record album 10
antique shield 11
antique souvenir drawing 5
antique spear 7
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 28
arrrgyle socks 8
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos crossbow string 4
asbestos staff 4
asbestos sword 8
ASCII shirt 38
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 20
asparagus lo mein 2
astral mushroom 17
Atomic Comic 1
awful poetry journal 53
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 6
baconstone 3
badass belt 24
badass pie 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of Cheat-Os 14
bag of lard 1
baggie of powdered sugar 20
balaclava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 28
banana smoothie 32
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 36
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 19
barskin cloak 1
basic meat helmet 9
bat guano 10
bat wing 33
bat wing stir-fry 3
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 19
batgut 31
battered old top-hat 1
beach glass bead 7
beach glass necklace 1
bed of coals 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 168
beer bong 8
beer lens 4
beer-soaked mop 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 3
belemnite fossil 6
Ben-Gal™ Balm 16
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 10
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 11
big boom 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 4
Big Candy's tophat 1
big slimy cyst 60
big stirring stick 1
bilge wine 45
bit-o-cactus 24
bite-me-red lipstick 186
Bjorn's Hammer 9
black & tan 9
black belt 1
black candy heart 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 15
black forest cake 11
black forest ham 8
black greaves 16
black helmet 13
black paisley oyster egg 16
black pixel 75
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 7
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 15
black snake skin 17
black snowcone 8
black spot 1
black sword 18
black-and-blue light 89
blackberry 55
blackberry galoshes 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 15
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 15
Blatantly Canadian 8
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 2
Blood Light 17
bloody beer 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue pixel 64
blue pixel potion 19
blue plasma ball 80
blue raspberry troll doll 2
blue snowcone 4
blue suede shoes 20
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
bobcat grenade 3
bone flute 39
bone rattle 4
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 4
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 13
booty chest charrrm 8
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
boring spaghetti 11
Boris's Helm 2
Boris's ring 2
Boss Bat britches 4
bottle of alcohol 44
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 13
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 12
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 16
bottle of gin 40
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 12
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 41
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 14
bottle of Ooze-O 15
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 356
bottle of sake 2
bottle of tequila 6
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle of vodka 73
bottle of whiskey 58
bottle opener belt buckle 3
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bowl of cottage cheese 57
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowlegged pants 1
box 38
box of bear arms 3
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 9
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 37
brine 84
broken clock 1
broken skull 7
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 1
brown pixel 16
brown sugar cane 24
bubblewrap ore 12
bubbly potion 25
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 21
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 5
bugbear bungguard 9
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 10
bum cheek 7
bunch of square grapes 3
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 7
bus pass 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 1
calle de miel 2
Camp Scout backpack 5
can of Binarrrca 3
can of black paint 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 11
can of spinach 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 64
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 4
candied yams 9
cannonball charrrm 8
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 21
carbonated soy milk 40
carbonated water lily 57
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 10
cardboard wakizashi 9
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 3
casino pass 12
cast 51
cat appendix 15
catgut 17
catgut taco 7
catskin buckler 1
caustic slime nodule 4
centipede eggs 20
Cerebral Cloche 1
chainsaw chain 1
charming flute 5
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap studded belt 88
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 42
cherry 2
cherry pie 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 9
chisel 1
chloroform rag 9
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate spurs 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 5
chorizo brownies 4
chorizo taco 5
chrome crossbow 4
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 3
chunk of depleted Grimacite 11
chunk of rock salt 11
cinnamon troll doll 2
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 1
clingfilm cap 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2,125
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork sphere 9
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 2
cloudy potion 29
clown skin 13
clownskin harness 1
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail onion 6
cocoa egg 3
cocoa eggshell fragment 290
coconut bikini top 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 5
cog 237
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold hi mein 5
cold ninja mask 8
cold wad 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 3
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 196
communications windchimes 33
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 3
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool whip 33
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 9
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corn holder 1
corned-beef Reuben 21
cornuthaum 16
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
correction fluid 4
corrupted data 29
costume sword 4
cottage 2
cracker 1
cranberries 120
crazy little Turkish delight 56
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream stout 34
creamsicle 29
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
Crimbo fudge 3
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 5
crowbarrr 10
Crown of the Goblin King 27
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 65
crusty hula hoop 5
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curmudgel 10
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed bottle of black-label rum 4
cursed bottle of rum 5
cursed cannonball 3
cursed dirty joke scroll 4
cursed piece of thirteen 5
cursed scrunchie 4
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 5
cyborg stompin' boot 1
d10 10
d12 2
d4 11
dance card 11
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 23
deactivated nanobots 4
dead guy's watch 15
deadly lampshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 17
decorative fountain 10
dehydrated caviar 68
delicious noodles 2
delicious shimmering moth 9
demon skin 59
demonskin jacket 1
dense meat stack 19
dented harmonica 5
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 14
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 73
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 4
dew yoana salacious lei 3
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 3
diamond-studded cane 21
didgeridooka 4
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital underground potion 36
dill 139
dirty hobo gloves 30
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 30
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 28
disembodied brain 2
disintegrating quill pen 25
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 45
disturbing fanfic 63
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 4
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 6
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 13
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 17
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double-barreled sling 3
double-ice britches 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 30
draggin' ball hat 18
dragon snaps 32
dreadlock whip 2
dried face 16
Drowsy Sword 35
drum of pomade 3
dry martini 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 35
ducha de oro 3
duct tape 28
duct tape buckler 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 7
dusty bottle of Marsala 34
dusty bottle of Merlot 39
dusty bottle of Muscat 50
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 26
dusty bottle of Port 29
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 53
dwarf bread 3
Dyspepsi-Cola 101
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 3
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
Ecto-Cooler 2
ectoplasmic paste 3
effervescent potion 33
eggnog 5
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
electric crutch 3
elephant stinger 8
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 24
Elfin shortbread 5
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 4
elven hardtack 114
elven squeeze 116
empty agua de vida bottle 49
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 85,000
enchanted barbell 3
enchanted toothpick 2
energy drink IV 7
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 31
enormous hoop earring 20
Ent cider 6
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 35
exploding hacky-sack 22
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-see-thru nightie 27
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 3
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme mittens 7
eXtreme scarf 2
extremely skinny jeans 6
eye of newt 12
eye of the Tiger-lily 7
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 15
f3d0r4 24
fairy-worn boots 5
fake blood 1
fake plastic grass 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy opera glasses 9
felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
ferret bait 54
fetid feather 2
figurine of a cold seal 15
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
figurine of an ancient seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 26
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy hippy poncho 3
filthy pestle 5
filthy poultice 27
fine wine 2
finger cymbals 12
fire flower 1
fire poi 8
fish-liver oil 14
fixed-gear bicycle 6
fizzy potion 15,047
flamin' bindle 2
flaming crutch 10
flaming feather 9
flaming mushroom 2
flaming talons 25
flaregun 98
flashing novelty button 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 26
flat dough 3
flimsy clipboard 2
flirtatious feather 20
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floorboard cruft 9
floral print shirt 1
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 87
foam noodle 2
foolscap fool's cap 6
foon 1
fortune cookie 1
fossilized spine 1
Frat Army FGF 12
frat brats 6
frightful feather 8
frigid air mattress 5
frilly shirt 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 3
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
frozen feather 8
frozen mushroom 4
frozen nunchaku 5
frozen seal spine 1
fruitcake 1
fudge bunny 500
fudge lily 24
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 5
fudgecule 2,000,000
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 35
furniture dolly 12
furry fur 112
furry halo 1
furry pants 1
fuzzbump 10
fuzzy dice 1
ga-ga radio 11
Gaia beads 5
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid token 6
ganger bandana 1
garish pinky ring 6
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 41
gator skin 22
gauze garter 149
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 1
Genalen™ Bottle 19
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
ghost cucumber 131
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 5
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 79
ghuol ears 87
ghuol egg 65
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 49
giant cactus quill 5
giant candy cane 5
giant clay ashtray 2
giant designer sunglasses 2
giant discarded bottlecap 21
giant discarded plastic fork 6
giant discarded torn-up glove 10
giant foam finger 6
giant marshmallow 4
giant moxie weed 7
giant needle 74
giant pinky ring 31
gin-soaked blotter paper 4
gingerbread bugbear 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 4
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass of goat's milk 41
glittery mascara 3
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing red eye 47
gnatwing 28
gnauga hide 10
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnoll lips 5
gnoll teeth 3
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 8
Gnollish flyswatter 3
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnollish toolbox 7
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goat beard 18
goat cheese pizza 80
goatskin umbrella 31
gold lamé pants 11
gooey paste 1
googly eye 2
goth kid t-shirt 9
grape troll doll 2
grapefruit 2
grapes 12
grass hat 1
grassy cutlass 13
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
grave robbing shovel 5
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
greasy paste 3
green beer 5
green candy heart 28
green clay bead 6
Green Clover of Justice 1
green gummi ingot 20
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 58
green-frosted astral cupcake 16
grog 2
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 49
grue egg 12
grumpy old man charrrm 18
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 9
grungy flannel shirt 6
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 7
guitar pick 13
gummi salamander 3
Gygaxian Libram 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 33
half-baked potion 14
half-orchid 5
half-rotten brain 3
halibut 1
hamethyst 1
handful of confetti 38
handful of hand chalk 64
handful of honey 69
handful of moss 33
handful of nuts and berries 5
handful of pine needles 5
handful of sand 129
handful of sawdust 59
happiness 16
harem girl t-shirt 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 8
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 8
heavy D 90
heavy metal sonata 3
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy necklace chain 11
Heimandatz's heart 1
hellion cube 16
hellseal claw 70
hellseal whisker 11
helm of the white knight 1
helmet turtle 28
hemp string 1
henna face paint 4
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 7
herbal stuffing 4
herbs 22
herringcello 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 20
hill of beans 26
hippopotamus skin 5
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 32
hippy bongo 3
hippy medical kit 5
hippy paste 6
hippy protest button 8
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hollandaise helmet 25
holy bomb, batman 2
honey dipper 1
honey-dipped locust 22
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 12
hot buttered roll 1
hot date 35
hot katana blade 37
hot plate 25
hot wad 25
huge pumpkin 8
huge spoon 8
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 3
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 10
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 18
ice-cold six-pack 10
ice-cold Willer 59
iced-out bling 1
icy katana hilt 9
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 35
imp air 1
Imp Ale 60
imp unity ring 26
infernal fife 10
infernal insoles 12
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 4
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 32
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 19
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 17
interesting-looking twig 5
invisibility potion 27
irate sombrero 2
Iron Beta of Industry 22
ironic battle spoon 15
ironic jogging shorts 8
ironic knit cap 9
ironic moustache 4
ironic oversized sunglasses 2
irradiated candy cane 4
irradiated pet snacks 29
irritability potion 53
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 3
Jack-in-the-box 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's earring 4
jet bennie marble 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 8
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 18
jug of Gnomochloric acid 11
jug-o-magicalness 3
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 1
jungle drum 9
keg shield 4
kick-ass kicks 4
kickback cookbook 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 9
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 9
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 6
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 15
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 4
Knob Goblin pants 24
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 5
Knob Goblin scimitar 28
Knob Goblin seltzer 8
Knob Goblin spatula 2
Knob Goblin steroids 2
Knob Goblin tongs 28
Knob Goblin visor 2
knob ka-bobs 9
Knob mushroom 13
Knob nuts 8
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 6
Knoll mushroom 10
Knoll shroomkabob 4
knuckle sandwich 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 3
kumquat supersucker 457
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
lavender candy heart 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lead necklace 8
lead yo-yo 1
leaf of grass 4
leaflet 1
leather chaps 30
leather mask 17
leathery bat skin 82
leathery cat skin 90
leathery rat skin 98
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left parenthesis 2
left-handed melodica 1
lemon 105
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 5
Let Me Be! 9
letterman's jacket 3
Libram of Resolutions 3
licorice root 64
lihc eye 125
lihc face 34
limburger biker boots 1
lime 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 2
line 205
linoleum crossbow 4
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 7
linoleum sword hilt 2
little box of fireworks 1
little paper umbrella 140
llama lama gong 5
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobos Mints 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 3
lollipop stick 46
long pork 36
long skinny balloon 7
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 189
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 40
los chinos 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 81
love song of naughty innuendo 1
lowercase N 33
lucky rabbit's foot 4
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 2
lupine sword 3
M-242 7
Mace of the Tortoise 10
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 42
Mae West 3
magic whistle 11
magical ice cubes 126
magicalness-in-a-can 16
magilaser blastercannon 27
maiden wig 102
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 2
many-eyed glasses 3
margarita 2
mariachi hat 31
mariachi pants 7
mariachi toothpaste 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 8
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 8
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 9
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 25
meat engine 8
meat from yesterday 2
Meat maid body 98
meat st‰¿bing club 6
meat stack 45
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 36
megatofu 93
melted Jell-o shot 61
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
mesh cap 32
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 7
metallic A 97
milky potion 29
mind flayer corpse 35
miner's helmet 22
miner's pants 21
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
mixed wildflower greens 5
Mohawk wig 27
moist sailor's cap 1
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 53
Mon Tiki 11
Monstar energy beverage 42
monster pants 18
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 5
mother's little helper 20
Mountain Stream soda 6
moxie weed 48
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
mullet wig 4
mummy costume 1
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 145
murky potion 38
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 6
mushroom pizza 15
Nardz energy beverage 1
natty blue ascot 2
natural fennel soda 26
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 161
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
Nightstalker perfume 16
ninja hot pants 7
ninja mop 5
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 19
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 21
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 11
Nuclear Blastball 25
obsidian dagger 34
ocarina of space 3
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 3
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 20
Oil of Parrrlay 26
Okee-Dokee soda 3
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 4
old patched suit-pants 1
old sweatpants 35
olive 22
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
onion shurikens 20
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange 2
orange candy heart 7
orange leather lanyard 14
orange peel hat 3
orange snowcone 4
orange-frosted astral cupcake 8
Orcish baseball cap 10
Orcish cargo shorts 10
Orcish frat-paddle 7
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 87
oriole-feather headdress 12
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized pipe 24
oversized pizza cutter 25
oversized snowflake 2
ovoid leather thing 4
oyster basket 4
pack of KWE trading card 2
pack of pogs 274
packet of beer nuts 2
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
PADL Phone 45
pail 24
paint bomb 45
pair of pearidot earrings 1
palm frond 47
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 10
pants of the Slug Lord 1
panty raider camouflage 6
papaya 8
papaya sling 1
paranormal ricotta 4
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
pasta spoon 27
Pasta Spoon of Peril 10
pat-a-cake pendant 2
patchouli incense stick 17
patchouli oil bomb 17
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 10
peanut brittle shield 4
pear 10
penguin skin 10
perforated battle paddle 32
perpendicular hula 8
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 3
petrified noodles 1
phat turquoise bead 5
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 4
phish stick 27
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 5
pickle-flavored chewing gum 2
pie crust 37
piece of wedding cake 2
piercing post 1
pile of candy 1
pile of dusty animal bones 51
pile of gold coins 2
pile of jumping beans 5
pilgrim shield 1
pin-stripe slacks 7
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 4
pink candy heart 6
pink clay bead 14
pink pony 2
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 2
pirate paste 5
pirate pelvis 7
pirate shirt 1
pitchfork 4
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel whip 1
plastic cup of flat beer 2
plastic guitar 11
plastic passion fruit 19
plum 10
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 1
pocket theremin 3
pointed stick 5
Pokëmann band-aid 4
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 8
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 10
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 8
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 6
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 13
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 2
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 7
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 5
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 11
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 3
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 9
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 11
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 8
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 12
Polka Pop 68
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
pool cue 24
pool torpedo 1
popsicle stick 9
portable motorcycle 1
possessed tomato 2
potato sprout 3
potion of the field gar 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
poultrygeist 2
poutine 1
powdered donut 22
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 4
pr0n legs 68
pr0n m4nic0tti 25
precious piercing post 10
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 15
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 69
procrastination potion 57
prosthetic forehead 3
psycho sweater 1
puce striped oyster egg 10
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulsing flesh 2
purple clay bead 1
purple glowstick 2
purple snowcone 2
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy nose-bone 11
pygmy spear 4
quadroculars 2
quake of arrows 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1
ram horns 7
ram stick 5
Ram's Face Lager 39
raspberry 1
rat appendix 107
rat appendix kabob 2
ratgut 3
rave whistle 6
ravioli hat 26
really really sticky spider web 10
really thick bandage 6
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 9
red gummi ingot 20
red pixel 29
red pixel potion 54
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
Red Rover BB gun 4
red snowcone 5
red wagon 11
red-and-green sweater 3
redrum 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 2
reinforced beaded headband 6
reinforced furry underpants 1
resolution: be feistier 44
resolution: be happier 54
resolution: be kinder 15
resolution: be luckier 2
resolution: be more adventurous 10
resolution: be sexier 24
resolution: be smarter 15
resolution: be stronger 27
resolution: be wealthier 48
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
rice bowl 4
rickety old unicycle 3
ridiculous cocktail 20
ridiculous sandwich 9
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 14
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 3
ring of adornment 3
ring of aggravate monster 14
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 3
ring of increase damage 4
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 25
robotronic egg 2
rock 1
rockin' wagon 3
rocky raccoon 68
roll in the hay 3
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 4
royal jelly 27
rubber WWBD? bracelet 2
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby W 43
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 8
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty metal ring 3
rusty metal shaft 1
sabre teeth 19
safarrri hat 11
safety vest 1
sake bomb 57
salamander spleen 20
sand dollar 3
sandwich of the gods 10
sangria 4
saucepan 29
savoy truffle 10
sawblade shield 8
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scorpion whip 6
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 2
screwdriver 4
scroll of drastic healing 94
scroll of pasta summoning 2
scrumptious ice ant 150
seal tooth 1
seal-blubber candle 4
seal-brain elixir 22
seal-clubbing club 276
seal-skull helmet 27
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide seal doll 27
sealskin drum 1
shingle 11
shining halo 2
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 33
shiny tribal beads 1
shock belt 3
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 3
shot of orange schnapps 2
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 2
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shredded hellseal hide 6
shrinking powder 2
Silver Bullet beer 2
silver tongue charrrm 8
Sinful Desires 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 3
six pack of Mountain Stream 17
six-rainbow shield 1
skewer 8
slap and tickle 4
sleaze nuggets 2
sleaze wad 50
sleazy bindle 2
sleazy hi mein 1
sleeping piano cat 2
sleeping snowy owl 1
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
slime convention pin 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy alveolus 159
slimy fermented bile bladder 172
slimy paste 2
slimy sweetbreads 209
slip 'n' slide 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
slug of shochu 1
small box 27
Small Medium 2
smart skull 191
smoky potion 47
snailmail bits 2
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 5
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 6
snarling wolf shield 3
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 41
snorkel 1
Snow Queen Crown 10
snowboarder pants 4
soggy used band-aid 2
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 18
solid gold pegleg 3
spade necklace 2
spaghetti cult mask 3
spaghetti cult rosary 5
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 89
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 4
spangly mariachi vest 5
spark plug earring 2
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
spectre scepter 40
spiced rum 2
spices 4
spicy noodles 2
spiked femur 40
sponge cake 2
spongy shield 1
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 1
spooky hockey mask 3
spooky mushroom 7
spooky pirate skeleton 12
spooky sap 1
spooky shrunken head 17
spooky stick 30
Spooky Surprise Egg 160
spork 5
spring 233
sprocket 331
squashed frog 4
squirming egg sac 13
stained mattress 4
stalk of asparagus 30
star 89
steely marble 1
stench nuggets 62
stench powder 1
stench wad 2
stick 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 101
sticky gloves 7
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky mushroom 1
stolen accordion 33
stolen office supplies 4
stomp box 1
stone baseball cap 3
stone frisbee 2
stone of eXtreme power 22
straw hat 1
strawberry daiquiri 1
strawberry pie 3
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
stress ball 1
stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 17
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed angry cow 21
stuffed astral badger 22
stuffed baby gravy fairy 20
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 57
stuffed Cheshire bitten 19
stuffed cocoabo 22
stuffed crazy bastard sword 12
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 28
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 22
stuffed hand turkey 20
stuffed key 46
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 28
stuffed martini 14
stuffed Meat 64
stuffed mind flayer 29
stuffed mink 48
stuffed monocle 63
stuffed ninja snowman 10
stuffed scary death orb 14
stuffed shoulder parrot 35
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 20
stuffed snowy owl 30
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 21
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 28
stuffed teddy butler 13
stuffed tin of caviar 60
stuffed treasure chest 39
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 27
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 5
stuffing 2
stylish swimsuit 2
sucker bucket 3
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 55
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 1
sugar chapeau 1
sugar cherry 1
Sugar Cog 5
sugar lime 2
sugar shard 37
Summer Nights 7
sunken chest 28
suntan lotion of moxiousness 32
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
superamplified boom box 1
superheated fudge 22
Supernova Champagne 52
supportive bra 1
Swabbie™ swab 41
swashbuckling pants 37
sweet ninja sword 28
swirly potion 35
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
t8r tots 2
taco shell 21
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of the Word Realms 2
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 2
tambourine bells 5
tangarita 2
tap shoes 17
tarrrnish charrrm 10
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 1
tassel 6
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 69
tasty louse 36
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 2
tenderizing hammer 9
tequila grenade 44
tequila with training wheels 4
terrible poem 3
The Art of Slapfighting 3
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 29
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 38
The Groose in the Hoose 2
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Kloop in the Coop 2
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbronomicon 8
The Ring 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 3
thistle wine 61
three-tiered wedding cake 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 8
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 2
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 12
Tiger-lily's milk 28
Tiki lighter 1
time halo 2
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 15
tiny cell phone 1
tiny house 208
tiny maracas 1
tiny ninja sword 3
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 3
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 44
tiny plastic angry bugbear 5
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 41
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 8
tiny plastic astronomer 3
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 32
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 22
tiny plastic beanbat 4
tiny plastic bee swarm 45
tiny plastic beebee gunners 35
tiny plastic Beebee King 19
tiny plastic beebee queue 24
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 4
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 35
tiny plastic blazing bat 29
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 3
tiny plastic brainsweeper 2
tiny plastic briefcase bat 2
tiny plastic bugaboo 38
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 10
tiny plastic buzzerker 29
tiny plastic cavebugbear 39
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 35
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 19
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 4
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 4
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 31
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 2
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 3
tiny plastic fire servant 26
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 2
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic G Imp 4
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 3
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 3
tiny plastic goth giant 4
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 35
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 27
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 3
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 3
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 3
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 13
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 34
tiny plastic mumblebee 27
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 3
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 27
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 2
tiny plastic peacannon 17
tiny plastic Protagonist 4
tiny plastic Queen Bee 23
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 7
tiny plastic scary clown 2
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 38
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 15
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 2
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 20
tiny plastic The Man 3
tiny plastic topiary golem 2
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 4
tiny plastic warwelf 4
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 14
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 5
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny prop sword 1
tiny shaker of salt 6
tiny slimy cyst 2
tiny top hat and cane 1
tip jar 13
titanium assault umbrella 18
toast 223
tofurkey nugget 3
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 34
tomato 13
Tome of Clip Art 3
Tome of Rad Libs 4
torn hellseal sinew 1
towel 5
toy jet pack 1,362
toy ray gun 201
toy space helmet 456
tree-eating kite 2
trilobite fossil 1
Trollhouse cookies 64
trousers of the white knight 1
true grit 34
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of dread wax 15
tube of hair oil 1
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 11
turtle pheromones 1
turtle totem 30
turtle wax 6
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 3
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly nuggets 3
twitching claw 2
Typical Tavern swill 75
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
Unagnimated Gnome 3
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 8
Uncle Romulus 5
uncooked chorizo 8
unidentified jerky 152
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 21
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 1
unstable DNA 12
unstable quark 1
Ur-Donut 1
urinal cake 2
valuable trinket 99
vampire collar 6
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
Van der Graaf helmet 2
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 10
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 26
viking helmet 25
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 105
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 38
vinyl shield 1
vodka and cranberry 2
vodka martini 3
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 1
voodoo snuff 4
vorpal blade 17
wad of dough 47
wad of tofu 7
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 5
war tongs 5
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 99
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 173
water wings 2
weremoose spit 2
whalebone corset 10
whisker pencil 90
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 4
whiskey sour 1
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 7
white chocolate chip cookies 3
white chocolate chips 18
white collar 5
white hat hacker T-shirt 2
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 23
white picket fence 12
white pixel 111
white rice 1
white satin pants 10
white satin shield 4
white snake skin 30
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 12
white Xanadian 1
wicker shield 3
willyweed 50
windchimes 10
wine spritzer 3
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witty rapier 19
wolf mask 18
wonderwall shield 15
wooden stakes 3
wool hat 10
world's smallest violin 5
worn tophat 20
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 3
wrench bracelet 8
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wussiness potion 48
X-37 gun 1
yak anorak 1
yak skin 9
yam candy 3
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 2
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow brick road 14
yellow candy heart 1,118
yellow gummi ingot 20
Yellow Moon of Compassion 9
yeti fur 193
yohohoyo 14
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 61
zen motorcycle 3
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's skullcap 1