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This player is a member of the clan The Hogs of Destiny.

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kirByllAmA (#156860)
This player has 6,773 unique items and 6,176,057 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 728
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 270
"meat" stick 145
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 175
Überraschthexengebräu 25
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 21
1,970 carat gold 6
1-ball 164
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 441
2-ball 181
25-meat staff 9
3-ball 175
30669 scroll 147
33398 scroll 186
334 scroll 4
37x37x37 puzzle cube 471
4-ball 195
4-d camera 17
4-dimensional fez 7
4-dimensional guitar 113
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 160
5-hour acrimony 3
6-ball 188
64067 scroll 3
668 scroll 44
7-ball 193
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 120
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 328
8-billed baseball cap 16
8-bit banana 35
9-ball 8
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 3
a butt tuba 168
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Guide to Safari 2
a little sump'm sump'm 36
A muse-bouche 32
A. W. O. L. commendation 10
abandoned candy 414
abominable blubber 77
abominable snowcone 111
absentee voter ballot 28
abstraction: action 920
abstraction: category 232
abstraction: certainty 87
abstraction: joy 94
abstraction: motion 98
abstraction: perception 212
abstraction: purpose 256
abstraction: sensation 878
abstraction: thought 921
Abyssal ember 87
acceptable bagel 22
acceptable mayolus 6
accidental cider 160
accidental mutton 13
accord ion 447
accordion file 179
Accordion of Jordion 3
accordionoid rocca 13
acid-squirting flower 203
acoustic guitarrr 107
actual reality goggles 766
actual tapas 159
adder 922
adder bladder 3,298
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 3
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 9
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 141
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 723
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 43
Agitated Turkey 33
agnolotti arboli 5
airblaster gun 381
airborne mutagen 58
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 2
Aldebaran sardines 6
Alewife™ Ale 87
Alice's Army Alchemist 13
Alice's Army Bowman 6
Alice's Army Cleric 10
Alice's Army Coward 7
Alice's Army Dervish 7
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 9
Alice's Army Halberder 13
Alice's Army Hammerman 7
Alice's Army Horseman 6
Alice's Army Lanceman 7
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 11
Alice's Army Martyr 7
Alice's Army Ninja 10
Alice's Army Nurse 12
Alice's Army Page 15
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 9
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 14
Alice's Army Swordsman 14
Alice's Army Wallman 10
alien animal goo 2
alien autoautopsy kit 40
alien drugs 188
alien force field disruptor bean 4
alien gemstone 2
alien hologram projector 35
alien meat 9
alien plant goo 4
alien protein powder 72
alien rock sample 12
alien sandwich 9
alien source code printout 6
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 405
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 169
alpha-mail pants 6
alphabet gum 1,004
alpine watercolor set 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 3
amber aviator shades 8
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 126
Amnesiac Ale 10
amok pudding 22
amok putter 7
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1,476
Amulet of Yendor 926
ancient calendar 4
ancient calendar fragment 13
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 180
ancient ice cream scoop 162
ancient Magi-Wipes 369
ancient medicinal herbs 53
ancient pills 42
ancient poisoned dart 129
Ancient Protector Soda 102
ancient protein powder 452
Ancient Saucehelm 7
ancient spice 272
ancient stone fist 34
ancient stone head 19
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 5
ancient vinyl coin purse 1,512
anemone nematocyst 11
anemone sauce 24
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 3,571
angry inch 2
angst burger 6
animal part cracker 11
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 13
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 10
annoying pitchfork 25
ant agonist 571
ant antidepressant 2
ant hoe 46
ant pick 29
ant pitchfork 37
ant rake 36
ant sickle 36
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 5
anti-anti-antidote 1,250
anticheese 517
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 35
antique beer 24
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 6
antique greaves 201
antique hand mirror 40
antique helmet 66
antique machete 91
antique packet of ketchup 173
antique painting of a landscape 13
antique pair of blue jeans 9
antique record album 1
antique shield 183
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 169
antique spyglass 2
aquamariner's necklace 2
aquamariner's ring 4
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 3
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
arm buzzer 3
armgun 428
armored prawn 3
around the world 43
arrowgram 1,145
arrrgyle socks 68
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 294
artisanal homebrew gift package 33
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 70
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 7
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 8
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 13
Artist's Spatula of Despair 6
Artist's Whisk of Misery 10
asbestos apron 8
asbestos crossbow 14
asbestos crossbow string 606
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 316
asbestos staff 7
asbestos stick 519
asbestos sword 32
asbestos sword hilt 565
asbestos thermos 34
ASCII fu manchu 36
ASCII shirt 147
ash soda 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 99
asparagus lo mein 14
asparagus stir-fry 11
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 47
asshat 10
asteroid belt 2
astral mushroom 3
astronaut pants 5
Atomic Comic 6
Atomic Pop 439
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 252
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 22
Aura Libre 8
autocalliope 13
automatic catapult 6
auxiliary backbone 5
awful poetry journal 353
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 10
Aye Aye, Captain 6
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 10
bätzle 11
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 273
baby oil shooter 4
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 166
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 18
baconstone bracelet 16
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 2
bad rum and good cola 3
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 11
badass belt 273
badass pie 8
badge of authority 24
badger badge 2
bag of airline peanuts 971
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 79
bag of foreign bribes 7
bag of GORF 731
bag of GORP 1,086
bag of gross foreign snacks 37,331
bag of lard 3
bag of many confections 445
bag of park garbage 467,328
bag of pygmy blood 201
bag of QWOP 652
bag of random words 58
bag of sausage links 1
bag of unfinished business 3
bag of W&Ws 1,600
baggie of powdered sugar 150
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 33
Bal-musette accordion 3
balaclava 9
balaclava baklava 43
balanced antler 2
ball 277
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 9
balloon helmet 12
balloon monkey 11
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 7
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 269
baloney rotgut 37
balsa plank 6
bamboo bokuto 7
banana 49
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 5
banana peel 41
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 63
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 105
banjo kazoo mount 10
banjo strings 10
baobab sap 1
bar skin 449
bar whip 7
barbed-wire fence 666
bargain flash powder 10
baritone accordion 15
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 7
barnacled barrel 37
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 26
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 7
barrel beryl nose ring 3
barrel cracker 48
barrel gun 7
barrel pickle 45
barrel-aged martini 65
barrelhead 2
barrrnacle 115
barskin buckler 3
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 8
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 6
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 78
Barulio's bottle 23
basaltamander tongue 12
baseball 227
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic martini 18
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 5
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 5
basic meat kilt 5
basic meat pants 6
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 3
basic meat sword 3
bastard baster 6
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 2
bat guano 873
bat haggis 12
bat hat 3
bat whip 1
bat wing 829
bat wing kabob 15
bat wing stir-fry 11
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 10
batarang 62
batblade 240
Batfellow comic 2
batgut 1,570
bath ball gift set 11
batskin belt 16
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 8
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 3
Battlie Light Saver 148
battoo kit 1
bauxite beret 8
bauxite bow-tie 9
bauxite boxers 11
bazookafish bubble gum 468
Beach Buck 239
beach glass bead 174
beach glass necklace 7
bean burrito 31
beanbag chair 8
bear claw 40
beard incense 128
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful rainbow 16
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 5
beavermouth 26
bed of coals 6
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 7
beefy fish meat 15
beefy pill 49
beer basted brat 6
beer bomb 1,058
beer bong 52
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 248
beer lens 605
beer-a-pult 2
beer-battered accordion 17
beer-scented teddy bear 5
beer-soaked mop 34
beertini 50
beery blood 1,889
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 573
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 7
bejeweled accordion strap 15
bejeweled cufflinks 73
bejeweled pledge pin 269
belemnite fossil 124
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 12
bellhop's hat 23
Belt of Howling Anger 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 153
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 86
berries of suffering 27
berry-infused sake 8
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 7
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 13
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 7
BGE merchandise order form 39
BGE pocket calendar 8
BGE shotglass 19
BGE temporary tattoo 12
BGE tiny plastic toy 22
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 36
big bass drum 225
big boom 26
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 37
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 40
big red button 3
big red clown nose 392
big rock 539
big slimy cyst 89
big stick 10
big stirring stick 2
big tun 2,046
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 183
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 13
bindlestocking 35
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 57
birdbone corset 11
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 4
Bit O' Ectoplasm 476
Bit O' Quail Spleen 36
bit of clingfilm 36
bit-o-cactus 644
bite-me-red lipstick 592
bitter bowtie 2
bitter pill 2
BitterSweetTarts 473
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 2
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 85
black and white cracker 4
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 3
black blade 352
Black Body™ spray 70
black brandy 1
black candy heart 1,237
black cherry soda 126,193
black cloak 64
black cowboy hat 3
black eye shadow 1,272
black eyedrops 29
black facepaint 88
black forest cake 372
black forest ham 335
black friar's tonsure 166
black gold 13
black greaves 38
black helmet 49
Black Hole 7
black kettle drum 131
black label 164
black lotus 1
black magic powder 166
black mana 77
Black No. 2 2,514
black paisley oyster egg 6
black pension check 3,148
black pepper 28
black picnic basket 1,810
black pixel 1,533
black plastic oyster egg 12
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 70
black sheepskin diploma 30
black shield 39
black slime glob 2
black snake skin 1,940
black snowcone 139
black spot 48
black striped oyster egg 6
black sword 48
black tear 213
blackberry 793
blackberry combat boots 120
blackberry galoshes 77
blackberry moccasins 142
blackberry polite 108
blackberry slippers 246
Blackfly Chardonnay 107
blammer 2
blank diary 4
blank fudge mold 3
blank prescription sheet 7
Blatantly Canadian 11
blended frozen swill 14
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 16
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 2
blind-packed capsule toy 150
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 89
Bling of the New Wave 19
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob of acid 556
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 5
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 22
Blood 'n' Plenty 57
blood and blood 412
blood flower 508
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 45
blood of the Wereseal 135
blood sausage 7
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 8
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 109
bloodstain stick 313
bloody beer 144
bloody clown pants 799
bloody mary 387
Bloody Nora 7
blowdart 105
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 3
blue grass 52
blue mana 1,769
blue oyster badge 1,137
blue paisley oyster egg 5
blue pixel 1,014
blue pixel potion 35
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 12
blue potion 20
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 5
blue snowcone 1,498
blue striped oyster egg 19
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 3
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 20
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 6
blunt icepick 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 72
Bohemian rhapsody 7
boilermaker 18
boiling broth 124
boiling seal blood 11
Boletus Broletus mushroom 6
bone abacus 280
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 2
bone bandoneon 11
bone bons 28
bone chips 37
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flute 304
bone meal 3
bone rattle 61
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 18
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 62
Bonestabber 4
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 43
book of matches 416
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 5
boot knife 4
BOOterfinger 50
BOOtonniere 1
booty chest charrrm 74
booty chest charrrm bracelet 5
booze-soaked cherry 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 11
Bordeaux Marteaux 12
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 16
Boris's ring 23
borrowed time 492
Boss Bat bling 23
Boss Bat britches 89
bottle of alcohol 207
bottle of Amontillado 54
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 51
bottle of black cat tonic 9
bottle of Blank-Out 100
bottle of Bloodweiser 10
bottle of bubbles 3,059
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 51
bottle of clam juice 3
bottle of cooking sherry 181
bottle of Crimbognac 175
bottle of Definit 30
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 26
bottle of drinkin' gas 22
bottle of Evermore 11
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 8
bottle of fruity "wine" 24
bottle of gin 810
bottle of goofballs 160
bottle of Greedy Dog 3
bottle of gregnadigne 34
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 35
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 217
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 45
bottle of lighter fluid 812
bottle of limeade 2
bottle of melodramamine 3
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 260
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 42
bottle of norwhiskey 9
bottle of novelty hot sauce 3
bottle of Old Pugilist 5
bottle of Ooze-O 52
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 17
bottle of Pinot Renoir 24
bottle of pirate juice 38
bottle of popskull 180
bottle of Professor Beer 9
bottle of Race Car Red 6
bottle of Rapier Witbier 14
bottle of realpagne 15
bottle of Red-Out 52
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 24
bottle of rum 3,192
bottle of sake 40
bottle of sea wine 6
bottle of sewage schnapps 171
bottle of tequila 961
bottle of ultravitamins 7
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 26
bottle of vodka 160
bottle of whiskey 6,724
bottle of wine 56
bottle opener belt buckle 133
bottlecap turtle 3
bottled day 8
bottled inspiration 16
bottled swamp gas 5
bottoms of the barrel 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 511
bowl of eyeballs 18
bowl of fishysoisse 5
bowl of Jeal-O 311
bowl of lucky charms 18
bowl of maggots 27
bowl of marinade 96
bowl of mummy guts 23
bowl of rye sprouts 14
Bowl of Scorpions 167
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 3
box 1,011
box of Dweebs 1,554
box of Familiar Jacks 83
box of Gratitude chocolates 2
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 17
box of sunshine 211
box turtle 14
box-in-the-box 3
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 4
boxed champagne 20
boxed wine 9,905
Boxing Day Pass 28
boxing glove 19
boxing glove on a spring 3
Brain Food Pastaco 6
brain preservation fluid 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 20
brains casserole 16
BRAINS shorts 78
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
brainy skull 11
Bram's choker 31
brand new key 5
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 4
brass dorsal fin 5
brass gear 218
brass stinger 4
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 9
bread line 4
bread mold 1
breadchucks 42
breaded beer 14
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 27
breakfast mess 1,834
breakfast miracle 9
breath mint 579
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 964
brick of sand 28
BRICKO brick 20,388
BRICKO bulwark 20
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 844
BRICKO pearl 8
BRICKO stud 116
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 5
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 863
brigand brittle 310
brilliant oyster egg 4
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 44
brine 53
broberry brogurt 3
brocolate brogurt 6
broken beer bottle 3
broken carburetor 4
broken cellular phone 5
broken clock 2
broken high-temperature mining drill 27
broken skull 552
broken sword 93
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 54
bronze polish 23
bronzed locust 500
BROS Energy Drink 45
brown crock marble 8
brown felt tophat 94
brown paper bag mask 28
brown paper pants 32
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 646
browser cookie 245
Bruno's blessing of Mars 41
bubble bauble bow 2
BUBBLE GUM 39
bubble-wrap simulator 133
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubblegum heart 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 10
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 129
bubblewrap staff 3
bubblewrap sword 5
bubblin' chemistry solution 70
bubblin' crude 588
bubbling tempura batter 12
bubbly potion 457
bucket of fish juice 80
bucket of honey 67
buckler buckle 8
buckyball 268
buffalo blade 6
buffalo dime 5
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 17
bugbear beanie 130
bugbear bungguard 124
bugbear purification pill 3
Bugbearclaw Donut 41
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 3
bugged beanie 1
bull blubber 33
bullet-proof corduroys 1,658
bum cheek 110
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of sea grapes 595
bunch of square grapes 87
bungle in the jungle 3
bunny liver 430
buoybottoms 66
burglar/sleep mask 1
burning newspaper 648
burnt snowpants 133
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 5
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 33
bus pass 112
Bustle Hustler 5
butterfly knife 5
Buttery Knob 6
button rouge 65
buzzard feather 36
buzzing mushroom wine 6
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 12
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 33
C.H.U.M. knife 29
C.H.U.M. lantern 7
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 387
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 25
Caipiranha 15
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 6
calle de miel 26
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout pup tent 757
can cannon 3
can of Adultwitch™ 4
can of Binarrrca 113
can of black paint 30
can of Brütalbräu 9
can of cherry-flavored sterno 12
can of CRIMBCOLA 79
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 49
can of Drooling Monk 12
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 13
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 11
can of maces 13
can of Red Minotaur 49
can of sardines 469
Can of Spaghetto 3
can of spinach 2
can of starch 2
can of sterno 5
can of Swiller 18
can of the cheapest beer 19
can opener 2
Can-Can skirt 3
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 156
Candicaine 5
candied bolts 4
candied kobold 441
candied nuts 14
candied pecan 6
candied yams 175
Candy Alexander 9
candy brain 451
candy cane 1,009
candy carrot 7
candy carrot cake 8
candy chalk 4
candy cigarette 77
candy dog collar 2
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 6
candy knuckles 1
candy mountain oyster 6
candy skeleton 414
candy stake 422
candy stick 2
candycaine powder 403
cane-mail pants 4
cannonball charrrm 71
cannonball charrrm bracelet 5
canopic jar 363
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 288
captured boozles 31
carbon nanotube frame 10
carbonated soy milk 903
carbonated water lily 143
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 2
cardboard katana 43
cardboard ore 130
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 4
cardboard wakizashi 105
caret 7
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 3
carob chunk cookies 35
carob chunk noodles 37
carob chunks 176
Carol of the Bulls 2
Carol of the Hells 2
Carol of the Thrills 2
Carpathian longsword 111
carrot cake 8
carrot claret 6
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 2,592
carrot-on-a-stick 2
carton of gaspers 30
carton of rotten eggs 1,122
carton of snake milk 60
cartoon harpoon 8
cartoon heart 39
casino pass 88
cast 908
cast-iron legacy paddle 4
cat appendix 399
catfish whiskers 194
catgut 1,209
catgut taco 7
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 5
catsup 3
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial carrot juice 1
Celsius 233 8
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 10
cement sandals 1
censored can label 27
Centauri fish wine 7
centipede eggs 498
centurion helmet 3
Cerebral Cloche 6
Cerebral Crossbow 12
Cerebral Culottes 11
chain-mail monokini 4
chainsaw chain 93
Chakra Libre 7
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 2
chakra-mental wine 1
chamoisole 1
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chaos popcorn 72
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charming flute 104
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cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
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cheezburger 4
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chef-in-the-box 6
cherry 198
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cherry pie 19
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Chester's moustache 2
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chewing gum on a string 109
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 2
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
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child-sized dracula cloak 37
children of the candy corn 428
Chinese curse words 6
chintzy accordion pin 6
chintzy disco ball pendant 8
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chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 632
chiptune guitar 10
chisel 3
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chocolate filthy lucre 459
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chocolate leash 1
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chocolate saucepan 445
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chocolate spurs 16
chocolate stolen accordion 420
chocolate turtle totem 420
chocolate-covered caviar 392
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chopsticks 82
Chorale of Companionship 1
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chorizo brownies 19
chorizo taco 217
chrome crossbow 15
chrome crossbow string 566
chrome helmet turtle 4
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chrome ore 244
chrome staff 12
chrome stick 533
chrome sword 21
chrome sword hilt 519
Chroner 3,324
Chroner cross 1
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chunk of depleted Grimacite 100
chunk of hot iron 50
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Churchill 6
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cigarette lighter 1,076
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
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cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 14
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citrus-infused sake 9
Clara's bell 12
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Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 138
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Cloaca Cola Polar 1,853
Cloaca grenade 60
Cloaca-Cola 187
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 6
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Cloaca-Cola knapsack 18
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clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
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clockwork doohickey 2
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clockwork key 15
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cloudy potion 478
clove-flavored lip balm 86
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 237
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cocktail onion 27
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cocoa eggshell fragment 6,164
cocoa of youth 2
coconut shell 4,747
cod cape 4
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 7
Codpiece of the Goblin King 66
coffin lid 73
cog 765
cog and sprocket assembly 5
Coily™ 2
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Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold and sour sauce 2
cold cluster 2
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cologne of contempt 89
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colorful toad 456
comb jelly 61
combat fan 29
Comet Drop 366
Comet Pop 400
comfy coffin 8
comfy pillow 12
commemorative war stein 2,076
communal gobstopper 5
communications windchimes 385
complex mushroom wine 10
compounded experience 2
compressed air canister 39
compression stocking 232
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 82
contract enforcement stick 352
Cookbook of the Damned 4
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Cool Brunch Pastaco 6
cool cat claw 6
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cool mushroom 25
cool mushroom casserole 9
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cool whip 192
cop dollar 32,619
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corn holder 100
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corned-beef Reuben 46
cornucopia 411
cornuthaum 646
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 31
Corpse Island iced tea 126
corpse on the beach 126
corpsebite 21
corpsedriver 101
corpsetini 117
correction fluid 19
corrupted data 246
corrupted marrow 44
cosmetic football 515
Cosmic Calorie 8,114
cosmic paste 2
costume rental shop 36
costume sword 53
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 358
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 371
cotton candy pillow 377
cotton candy pinch 390
cotton candy plug 395
cotton candy skoshe 403
cotton candy smidgen 391
Covers-Your-Head 3
cow poker 35
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
crêepy mask 306
cracker 5
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cranberry cordial 111
cranberry schnapps 4
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crappy camera 2
crappy waiter disguise 153
crate of firebombs 9
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 3,428
crazy hobo notebook 101
crazy little Turkish delight 468
Crazymaker 14
cream of pointy mushroom soup 5
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cream stout 244
creamsicle 250
creepy doll head 10
creepy ginger ale 95
creepy nursery rhyme 33
creepy voice box 8
creepy voodoo doll 8
crident 25
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 19
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 12
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 82
CRIMBCO scrip 500
CRIMBCO wine 42
CRIMBCOIDS mints 29
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbeau de toilette 305
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 2,629
Crimbo candle 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 69
Crimbo Credit 26
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 2,619
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo pie 29
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 4
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbolex watch 4
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 9
Crimbot battery 190
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 3
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 4
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 4
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 47
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 21
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 26
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 16
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 31
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 18
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 19
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 15
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 18
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 14
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 29
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 33
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 49
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 24
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 26
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 39
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 15
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 9
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 32
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 42
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 13
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 28
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 12
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 35
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 20
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 46
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 19
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 20
Crimbuck 31
crimsilion jub-jub bird 3
croquet hedgehog 3
crossbow string 5
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crowbar 27
crowbarrr 62
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crown-shaped beanie 3
crude crudités 39
crude oil congealer 1
crude voodoo doll 118
crudles 18
cruelty-free wine 19
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 9
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crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 13
crystal skull 10
crystalline cheer 363
crystalline reamer 3
CSA all-purpose soap 570
CSA bravery badge 671
CSA cheerfulness ration 708
CSA discount card 643
CSA fire-starting kit 461
CSA obedience grenade 713
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 740
cube of billiard chalk 3
cube of ectoplasm 28
cubic zirconia 11
cuddly teddy bear 9
cup of hickory chicory 22
cup of infinite pencils 14
cup of lukewarm tea 15
cup of primitive beer 50
cupcake-in-a-cup 11
cuppa Activi tea 20
cuppa Alacri tea 19
cuppa Boo tea 11
cuppa Chari tea 18
cuppa Craft tea 23
cuppa Cruel tea 16
cuppa Dexteri tea 12
cuppa Feroci tea 13
cuppa Flamibili tea 21
cuppa Flexibili tea 22
cuppa Frost tea 20
cuppa Gill tea 25
cuppa Impregnabili tea 20
cuppa Improprie tea 11
cuppa Insani tea 20
cuppa Irritabili tea 16
cuppa Loyal tea 20
cuppa Mana tea 20
cuppa Mediocri tea 17
cuppa Monstrosi tea 21
cuppa Morbidi tea 21
cuppa Nas tea 13
cuppa Net tea 15
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 16
cuppa Obscuri tea 14
cuppa Physicali tea 19
cuppa Proprie tea 17
cuppa Serendipi tea 13
cuppa Sobrie tea 60
cuppa Toast tea 16
cuppa Twen tea 14
cuppa Uncertain tea 16
cuppa Vitali tea 13
cuppa Voraci tea 75
cuppa Wit tea 12
cuppa Yet tea 17
curdflinger 4
curmudgel 73
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 4
Cursed Punch 16
cursed scrunchie 42
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 2
cursed wishbone 17
custard pie 13
custom avatar form 1
custom sixgun 1
cute bow from beyond the stars 2
cute meteoroid 9
cute mushroom 11
cyan seashell 466
cyber-mattock 15
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 54
cylindrical mold 8
cymbal syrup 879
D roll 219
d10 71,474
d12 66,740
d20 69,113
d4 55,632
d6 71,127
d8 71,153
Daffy Taffy 329,642
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 107
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 122
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 95
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 156
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 205
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 120
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 143
daily dungeon malware 2
daisy 1
Daisy's unclean bloomers 3
damp bar rag 32
damp old wallet 1
dance card 203
dancing fan 88
dangerous jerkcicle 70
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Dark & Starry 5
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 3
dark porquoise ring 4
dark potion 497
Das Überkühlraum trading card 3
das boot 1
day-old beer 49
deactivated MicroMechaMech 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 636
dead lights pie 5
dead meat bun 10
deadfall branch 58
deadly lampshade 7
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 14
decanter of fine Scotch 10
decaying goldfish liver 98
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 2
decent brain 262
decomposed boot 2,573
decorative fountain 64
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 716
deep six-shooter 20
defective skull 951
dehydrated caviar 466
delectable fire ant 5
delicious candy 55
delicious comfit? 414
delicious noodles 38
delicious salad 21
delicious shimmering moth 5
delicious spicy noodles 12
delicious star salad 7
delicious stinkbug 4
delicious swamp muck 15
deluxe fax machine 3
deluxe layer cake 7
deluxe Neverending Party favor 278
demon buckler 5
demon makeup kit 1
demon skin 349
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic cow's blood 2
demonic paste 2
demonic surgical gloves 39
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denastified haunch 4
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denim jacket 481
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 39
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dense meat stack 115
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dense meat sword 2
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dented spoon 491
deodorant 392
depantsing bomb 48
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depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
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depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
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desiccated apricot 485
designer handbag 40
desktop zen garden 1
detective roscoe 1
detective skull 3
detective tattoo 2
dethklok 1
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Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 36
deviled egg 215
dew yoana lei 21
dew yoana salacious lei 12
diamond necklace 51
diamond-studded cane 196
diamond-studded fronts 1
diamondback skin 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 32
didgeridooka 1,159
Diet Cloaca Cola 12
dieting pill 57
digital key lime 48
digital underground potion 2
dilapidated wizard hat 5
dill 127
diluted makeup 170
dingy planks 7
dinner roll 432
Dinsey face paint 5
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey Whinskey 85
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
dire fudgesicle 180
dirt julep 8
dirty hobo gloves 806
dirty rigging rope 52
disassembled clover 6,301
disbelief suspenders 23
discarded swimming trunks 41
Disco 'Fro Pick 20
disco ball 404
Disco Banjo 11
disco biscuit 5
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 35
disco horoscope (Aries) 28
disco horoscope (Cancer) 41
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 27
disco horoscope (Gemini) 33
disco horoscope (Leo) 38
disco horoscope (Libra) 32
disco horoscope (Pisces) 43
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 41
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 55
disco horoscope (Taurus) 26
disco horoscope (Virgo) 28
disco mask 459
discocktail 185
disease 1,444
disembodied brain 91
disembodied smile 9
Disgeist 3
Dish of Clarified Butter 3
dishrag 34
disintegrating barrel 2,407
disintegrating quill pen 943
disintegrating sheet music 30
disintegrating spiky collar 8
displaced fish 226
disposable instant camera 46
disposable lighter 48
distention pill 615
distilled fortified wine 61
distressed denim pants 175
disturbing fanfic 1,770
Divine 21
divine blowout 48
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne popper 7
divine cracker 32
diving muff 3
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 10
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 106
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 409
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 11
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 185
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 24
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 46
dog ointment 37
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 30
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 2,753
dollhive 8
dollop of barbecue sauce 496
Dolphin King's crown 19
dolphin whistle 4
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 18
dope wheels 27
dorky glasses 498
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 50
double barreled barrel gun 3
double entendre 5
double-barreled sling 52
double-ice box 1
double-ice cap 8
double-ice gum 415
Doublepunchplanter 10
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 12
drab sonata 495
Drac & Tan 9
drafty drawers 4
draggin' ball hat 268
dragon snaps 92
dragonfish caviar 61
Dramatic™ range 46
dread tarragon 3
dreadful box 1
dreadlock whip 142
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 542
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 6
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 4
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 6
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dream of a dog 3
dress pants 2
dried face 205
drinks tray 31
dripping meat crossbow 6
dripping meat staff 5
dripping meat sword 2
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 39
droll monocle 24
drone self-destruct chip 4
droopy doll eye 11
drop of water-37 56
droppable microphone 2
Drowsy Sword 224
drum machine 68
drum of pomade 45
drum of tommy ammo 153
Drunken Astrophysicist 8
Drunken Neurologist 12
Drunken Philosopher 7
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's cape 3
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 2
dry cleaning receipt 239
dry martini 93
dry noodles 14,279
dry vodka martini 23
drywall axe 209
dubious loincloth 20
dubious peppermint 511
ducha de oro 41
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 35
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 800
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 5
DUFRESNE Suds 123
dull fish scale 131
dumb mud 60
Dump Truck 15
dungeoneer's dungarees 22
dungeoneering kit 24
duonoculars 3
Duskwalker fangs 73
Duskwalker syringe 109
Dust bunny 125
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 4
dusty animal pelvis 5
dusty barrel 140
dusty bottle of Marsala 90
dusty bottle of Merlot 349
dusty bottle of Muscat 138
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 339
dusty bottle of Port 220
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 266
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 6
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 12
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 4
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 6
dusty first cervical vertebra 11
dusty first lumbar vertebra 4
dusty first thoracic vertebra 7
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 3
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 8
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty left clavicle 4
dusty left eighth rib 5
dusty left eleventh rib 2
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 7
dusty left fifth rib 6
dusty left first front claw 4
dusty left first rear claw 3
dusty left first rib 2
dusty left fourth front claw 5
dusty left fourth rear claw 3
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 3
dusty left kneecap 10
dusty left ninth rib 5
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 3
dusty left second front claw 5
dusty left second rear claw 3
dusty left second rib 7
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 5
dusty left tenth rib 3
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left thumb 4
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 6
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 7
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty right clavicle 8
dusty right eighth rib 8
dusty right eleventh rib 6
dusty right femur 10
dusty right fibula 9
dusty right fifth rib 5
dusty right first front claw 5
dusty right first rear claw 4
dusty right first rib 6
dusty right fourth front claw 11
dusty right fourth rear claw 6
dusty right fourth rib 6
dusty right humerus 4
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 3
dusty right scapula 4
dusty right second front claw 4
dusty right second rear claw 3
dusty right seventh rib 6
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 6
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 5
dusty right thumb 7
dusty right tibia 6
dusty right twelfth rib 3
dusty right ulna 4
dusty sacral vertebrae 4
dusty second caudal vertebra 8
dusty second cervical vertebra 7
dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
dusty second thoracic vertebra 7
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 6
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 6
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 5
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 8
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 8
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 11
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty third caudal vertebra 6
dusty third cervical vertebra 3
dusty third lumbar vertebra 4
dusty third thoracic vertebra 6
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 28
dwarvish magazine 14
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 26
Dyspepsi grenade 12
Dyspepsi-Cola 304
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 7
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 12
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 13
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
eagle feather 1,938
eagle's milk 2,470
ear poison 277
Earth and Firewater 6
Earth, Wind and Firewater 10
easter egg balloon 142
Eau de Guaneau 44
eau de mort 39
eaves droppers 139
Ecto-Cooler 6
ectoplasm au jus 81
ectoplasmic orbs 250
ectoplasmic paste 11
edible alien plant bit 13
eel battery 50
eel sauce 3
eel skin 3
eelskin hat 3
eelskin pants 3
eelskin shield 3
eerie fetish 18
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 743
effervescent potion 502
effluvious emerald 3
eggbeater 38
eggnog 962
Egnaro berry 12
eighth plague 6
El Sombrero De Lopez 7
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 8
El Vibrato restraints 7
Elder Turtle Shell 9
elderly jawbreaker 430
eldritch alignment spray 33
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 9
eldritch dough 254
eldritch effluvium 13,878
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 3
eldritch extract 12
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 2
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom 9
eldritch mushroom pizza 2
eldritch oil 51
eldritch rub 34
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 109
electric crutch 10
electric Kool-Aid 2
electric snakebite 40
electrical thingamabob 7
electronic dulcimer pants 2
electronics kit 807
elegant nightstick 13
elemental caipiroska 6
elemental paste 3
elemental sugarcube 39,016
elephant stinger 21
eleven-foot pole 147
elf army field rations 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 233
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 16
Elizabeth's paintbrush 48
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 13
elven limbos gingerbread 344
elven hardtack 11,359
elven magi-pack 85,801
elven medi-pack 91,490
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 11,366
elven suicide capsule 1
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 11
Elvish delight 449
embezzler's oil 12,936
empty blowgun 3
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 142
empty lava bottle 2
empty meat tank 603
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted barbell 81
enchanted bean 118
enchanted bean burrito 25
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted eyepatch 8
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 30
enchanted handwarmer 10
enchanted leopard-print barbell 6
enchanted muesli 63
Enchanted Plunger 42
enchanted toothpick 25
enchantlers 6
encoder ring 942
Energy Buzz Pastaco 8
energy drink IV 58
ennui-flavored potato chips 2,503
enormous belt buckle 1,012
enormous hoop earring 121
Ent cider 108
enticing mayolus 4
eraser nubbin 6
escargotsicle 12
Essence of Bear 3
eternal knot tattoo 1
Event Horizon 8
Everlasting Deckswabber 413
Every Day is Like This Sundae 8
evil golden arch 376
evil golden arches 3
evil googly eye 11
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exclusive club 3
executive mime flask 20
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 74
exotic orchid 2
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 87
expensive camera 55,889
expensive champagne 7
experimental serum G-9 39
experimental serum P-00 1,273
exploding cigar 4,835
exploding hacky-sack 28
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1,374
extra-fancy ring setting 3
extra-flat panini 147
extra-greasy slider 55
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 81
extra-see-thru nightie 11
Extra-slimy Slimosa 14
extra-spicy bloody mary 40
extra-strength red potion 26
extra-strength strongness elixir 53
extra-toasted half sandwich 3
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 18
eXtreme meat crossbow 5
eXtreme meat staff 3
eXtreme meat sword 8
eXtreme mittens 74
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 81
extremely confusing manual 18
extremely skinny jeans 21
extremely slippery nipple 3
extremely wet T-shirt 32
eye of newt 655
eye of the Tiger-lily 21
eye-pod 9
eyebrow lifter 24
eyedrops of newt 88
eyedrops of the ermine 189
eyedrops of the ocelot 94
eyepatch 273
Fabiotion 8
fabric hardener 327
fabric softener 286
facehugging alien 45
facsimile dictionary 84
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fairy gravy boat 19
fake blood 43
fake cocktail 6
fake fake vomit 948
fake hand 975
fake plastic grass 2
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 10
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 3
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 481
fancy beef jerky 13
fancy beer bottle 410
fancy beer label 387
fancy blue potion 13
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate 38
fancy dress ball 289
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 1
fancy opera glasses 83
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 79
fancy tin beer can 1,983
Fantasma en la Máquina 134
FantasyRealm key 18
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 41
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 44
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 26
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 5
fat loot token 34
fat stacks of cash 764
fat wallet 2,738
Fauna Libre 7
FDKOL commendation 20,928
FDKOL hotcakes 2
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 592
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 60
fermenting powder 25
ferret bait 1,105
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 69
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 21
Fettris 6
fettucini épines Inconnu 9
fettucini Inconnu 12
fez of etymology 2
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 6
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 4
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 472
figurine of a charred seal 20
figurine of a cold seal 56
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 22
figurine of a sleek seal 15
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 22
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 29
figurine of an ancient seal 8
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 401
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 4
filigreed hamethyst necklace 3
filigreed hamethyst ring 3
filth-encrusted futon 10
filthy armor 63
filthy child leash 9,457
filthy corduroys 347
filthy hippy poncho 539
filthy knitted dread sack 313
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 32
filthy pestle 44
filthy poultice 1,398
fin-bit wax 2
fine aged cheddarwurst 12
fine wine 72
finger cuffs 50
finger cymbals 149
finger exerciser 513
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 5
fire hose 2
fire of unknown origin 1,129
fire poi 648
fireball 61
firebomb 42
fireclutch 124
fireman's helmet 2
fireman's lunch 10
firemilk 56
fireproof megaphone 6
Firewater 13
first-aid pouch 41
fish bazooka 7
fish head 2,500
fish juice box 34
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 2
fish-liver oil 174
fishbone belt 2
fishbone bracers 5
fishbone catcher's mitt 2
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 2
fishbone fins 2
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 5
fishy fish casserole 12
fishy paste 5
fishy wand 3
fitness wristband 23
Fitspiration™ poster 99
Five Second Energy™ 7
fixed-gear bicycle 15
fizzing spore pod 6
fizzy potion 184
flamin' bindle 11
Flamin' Whatshisname 25
Flaming Caipiranha 13
flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 640
flaming feather 48
flaming glowsticks 4
Flaming Knob 7
Flaming Mohobo 5
flaming mushroom 5
flaming mushroom wine 5
Flaming Sazerorc 4
flaming sword 28
flaming talons 297
flamingo mallet 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 35
flapper floppers 2
flaregun 346
flashing novelty button 1
flashy pirate dreadlocks 46
flask flops 134
flask of Amontillado 10
flask of baconstone juice 74
flask of Gnomochloric acid 4
flask of hamethyst juice 70
flask of mining oil 626
flask of porquoise juice 65
flask of port 20
flask of rainwater 1,101
flask of tainted mining oil 3,664
Flaskfull of Hollow 2,573
flat cider 1
flat dough 25
flat mushroom wine 8
flavorless gruel 101
flayed mind 587
fleetwood chain 1,455
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 8
fleetwood macaroni 1
fleshy lump 90
flimsy clipboard 1,283
flirtatious feather 41
floaty sand 2
floorboard cruft 10
floral print shirt 2
floral-print skirt 6
flower petal pie 10
flowing hippy skirt 135
fluid of fudge-finding 2
fluorescent lightbulb 2
flute of flat champagne 497
Flying Caipiranha 7
flypaper staff 3
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 21
foam noodle 13
foam pistol 6
foetid seal tear 83
Fog Murderer 14
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 9
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 1
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 13
folder (D-Team) 28
folder (Ex-Files) 2
folder (green) 3
folder (heavy metal) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 4
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 2
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 29
folder (red) 2
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (smiley face) 26
folder (space skeleton) 8
folder (sports car) 3
folder (sportsballs) 4
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 4
folder (wizard) 22
folder (Yedi) 1
folder (yellow) 3
foolscap fool's cap 232
foon 549
foon of fearfulness 3
foon of fleshiness 4
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 3
foon of fulmination 2
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 4
forbidden danish 6
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 45
forest tears 31
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 1
fortune cookie 69
fossilized baboon skull 2
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 4
fossilized limb 32
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 4
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 13
fossilized spine 7
fossilized torso 13
fossilized wing 5
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 22
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 4
Frankly Mr. Shank 4
Frat Army FGF 107
frat brats 20
frayed rope belt 8
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 44
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 8
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 11
French bronilla brogurt 9
freshwater fishbone 272
freshwater pearl necklace 98
fricasseed brains 144
Friendliness Beverage 251
friendly cheez blob 5
Friendly Turkey 10
frightful feather 48
frigid air mattress 7
frigid derringer 211
frigid fudgepuck 36
frigid hankyū 38
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 805
Frigid Northern Beans 11
frilly shirt 12
frilly skirt 380
frog lip-print 508
Frogade 37
Fromage Pinotage 8
frontwinder skin 1
frost flower 54
Frost™ brand sword 7
frost-rimed seal hide 361
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 472
frosty halo 18
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 112
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 2
frozen banquet 14
frozen danish 7
frozen feather 49
frozen mushroom 25
frozen nunchaku 80
frozen seal spine 82
frozen shampoo-conditioner 75
frozen turtle shell 15
fruit basket 2
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 1,587
fruitfilm 400
fruity girl swill 13
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 480
Fu Manchu Wax 39
fudge bunny 50
fudge cube 12
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 7
fudge lily 10
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 440
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 550
fudgecule 211
fudgecycle 2
Fudgie Roll 408
full meat tank 10
Fun-Guy spore 63
FunFunds™ 7,982
funhouse mirror 91
funky brass fez 24
funky dried mushroom 750
funky eyepatch 80
funny bone 61
furniture dolly 45
furry fur 1,497
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 6
furry halo 14
furry kilt 2
furry pants 579
furry pill 18
furry skirt 4
fusilli marrownarrow 12
fusillocybin 5
fustulent seal grulch 373
future drug: Coolscaline 141
future drug: Muscularactum 140
future drug: Smartinex 133
fuzzbump 21
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 52
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 139
fuzzy montera 29
Fuzzy Tentacle 9
ga-ga radio 46
gabardine gaiters 1
gabardine garibaldi 1
gabardine garland 1
gabardine girdle 1
gabardine gloves 1
gabardine gunnysack 1
Gaia beads 721
Galapagosian Cuisses 7
gallon of milk 6
Game Grid ticket 17
Game Grid token 1,509
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 88
gamer slurry 55
gamma nog 9
ganger bandana 3
garbage juice slurpee 16,821
garbage sticker 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 453
garish pinky ring 74
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 8
gas balloon 1,134
gas can 692
Gathered Meat-Clip 17,710
gator skin 105
gatorskin umbrella 37
gattoo 2
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 4
gauze garter 1,917
gauze hammock 5
gauze shorts 5
gazely stare 42
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 74
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 13
Gene Tonic: Beast 6
Gene Tonic: Construct 16
Gene Tonic: Demon 2
Gene Tonic: Dude 1
Gene Tonic: Elemental 6
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
Gene Tonic: Fish 2,350
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 2
Gene Tonic: Hobo 2
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 19
Gene Tonic: Insect 2
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 426
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 3
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 31
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 17
generic healing potion 21
generic mana potion 195
generic restorative potion 8
genie's bracers 2
genie's pants 5
genie's scimitar 2
genie's turbane 1
Gets-You-Drunk 4
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 3
ghast iron Garibaldi 4
ghast iron heater shield 3
ghast iron ingot 1
ghost accordion 16
ghost beer 11
ghost bit 115
ghost cucumber 158
Ghost Dog Chow 208
ghost key 17
ghost of a necklace 203
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 9
ghost protocol 9
ghost toga 6
ghost trap 115
ghostly body paint 144
ghostly dagger 5
ghostly ectoplasm 269
ghuol ears 651
ghuol egg 1,053
ghuol egg quiche 24
ghuol guolash 271
ghuol-ear kabob 12
giant artisanal rice peeler 340
giant book of ancient carols 3
giant breath mint 43
giant cactus quill 152
giant candy cane 1
giant cheesestick 2
giant clay ashtray 56
giant designer sunglasses 82
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 120
giant discarded plastic fork 203
giant discarded torn-up glove 67
giant driftwood sculpture 3
giant foam finger 65
giant giant moth dust 137
giant grain of protein powder 20
giant green gummi bear 415
giant green gummi ingot 409
giant gym membership card 67
giant heirloom grape tomato 258
giant jar of protein powder 101
giant marshmallow 2
giant motorcycle boots 33
giant moxie weed 66
giant neckbeard 106
giant needle 371
giant O 1
giant pearl 100
giant penguin keychain 85
giant pinky ring 313
giant red gummi bear 371
giant red gummi ingot 412
giant safety pin 178
giant shrimp fork 30
giant spider leg 9
giant tube of black lipstick 132
giant turkey leg 230
giant yellow gummi bear 364
giant yellow gummi ingot 395
giant yellow hat 21
gibson 54
gift card 46
gift-a-pult 6
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 2
gilt perfume bottle 25
gimlet 16
gin and tonic 42
Gin Mint 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 100
ginger snaps 334
gingerbread bugbear 976
gingerbread cigarette 3
gingerbread hoodie 3
gingerbread horror 14
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mask 2
gingerbread mug 5
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
gingerbread restraining order 2
gingerbread robot 2
gingerbread smartphone 7
gingerbread wine 7
gingernade 1
gingerservo 1
gingham blouse 13
giraffe-necked turtle 67
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 4
gladiator tunica 50
glark cable 50
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 19
glass casserole dish 3
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 38
glass of bourbon 14
glass of gnat milk 178
glass of goat's milk 367
glass of herbal tequila 51
glass of raw eggs 56
glass of warm milk 179
glass pie plate 5
glass slipper 7
gleaming oyster egg 4
Glenn's golden dice 3
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering raven feather 3
glimmering roc feather 5
glistening fish meat 52
glistening oyster egg 9
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 153
Glo-Pop 41
glob of cream cheese 46
glob of enchanted icing 394
glob of green slime 20
glob of melted wax 338
glob of spoiled mayo 123
glob of undifferentiated tissue 180
globe of Deep Sauce 7
gloomy black mushroom 3
gloomy mushroom wine 11
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 283
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 7
glowing fungus 30
glowing New Age crystal 13
glowing red eye 2,729
glowing spore pod 9
glowing syringe 91
Glum berry 19
gnat lasagna 11
gnatloaf 7
gnatloaf casserole 12
gnatwing 508
gnauga hide 21
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 3
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 3
gnauga hide vest 5
gnauga hide whip 4
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 20
gnoll lips 247
gnoll teeth 709
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 9
Gnollish casserole dish 8
Gnollish Crossdress 39
Gnollish flyswatter 38
Gnollish pie server 28
Gnollish pie tin 166
Gnollish plunger 29
Gnollish sangria 5
Gnollish slotted spoon 20
Gnollish toolbox 82
Gnomish sagngria 2
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
go-go potion 97
Go-Wassail 1,215
goat beard 239
goat cheese 75
goat cheese pizza 562
goat cheese taco 11
goatskin umbrella 86
gob of wet hair 1,604
goblin autoblowgun 8
goblin hunting spear 17
goblin paste 5
goblin water 111
God Lobster Egg 4
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 37
gold crown 26
gold lamé pants 61
gold nuggets 7
gold star 49
gold tooth 6
gold toothbrush 305
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 33
gold wedding ring 209
golden gum 2,134
golden gun 711
Golden Light 3
Golden Mean 6
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 40
golden tattoo gun 3
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Quiet 24
Good 'n' Slimy 401
good ash 35
good brain 845
good gravy 2
Goodfella contract 2
gooey lava globs 80
gooey paste 46
goofily-plumed helmet 5
googly eye 591
googly-ball hat 1
Gordon Bennett 12
goth kid t-shirt 104
GOTO 44
goulauncher 3
gourmet gourami oil 306
government 3
government cheese 257
government requisition form 63
government-issue identification badge 82
government-issued eyeshade 1
government-issued necktie 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 36
government-issued slacks 1
gr8ps 327
grain of sand 14,774
grandfather watch 4
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 11
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 2,455
grapes 84
grass blade 2
grass clippings 4
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 2
Grasshopper 15
grassy cutlass 51
Grateful Undead T-shirt 23
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 22
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 2
grave robbing shovel 43
graveyard snowglobe 2
gravy boat 3
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 1
gray seashell 497
grease gun 2
grease trap 41
greasy paste 15
great big capacitor 7
great old fashioned 4
Great Older Fashioned 4
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 3
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 2
Greek fire 50
green balloon 1
green beer 64
Green Burlap 16
green candy heart 694
green candygram 1
green clay bead 157
green cloth cap 4
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 425
green eggnog 5
green face paint 1
Green Giant 12
green gummi ingot 566
green mana 6
Green Manalishi 1,442
Green Muslin 3
green peawee marble 15
green pixel 1,082
green pixel potion 29
green pixie spog 2
green rock candy 1
green rocket 3,004
green seashell 492
green slime glob 99
green smoke bomb 172
green snowcone 1,443
Green Velvet 5
green-frosted astral cupcake 11
green-iced sweet roll 6
gremlin juice 137
gremlin mutagen 100
grey cube 43
grilled cheese sandwich 3
grilled mooseflank 48
grimstone mask 68
grimy lab coat 30
grip key 2
grisly shell fragment 256
grisly shield 1
grizzled bearskin 1
grody jug 985
grog 48
grogpagne 134
Groll doll 301
groovy prism necklace 2
groping claw 11
grouchy restless spirit 163
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 9
groupie spangles 53
grue egg 299
grumpy old man charrrm 119
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 8
grungy bandana 59
grungy flannel shirt 36
guancertina 4
guano coffee cup 30
guard turtle collar 39
guard turtle shell 99
guitar pick 259
gummi bowtie 3
gummi canary 413
gummi fang 12
gummi salamander 423
gummi snake 416
gummi turtle 550
Gummi-DNA 449
Gummi-Gnauga 431
Gummy Brains 81
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 48
gun parts 92
gunky chicken 33
gunner's daughter 5
gunpowder burrito 1,871
guts necklace 7
guy made of bee pollen 2
gym membership card 262
gym shorts 7
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 6
gyroscope 273
hacked gibson 997
haggis socks 254
haggis-infused soap 556
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 284
haiku katana 1
hair of the fish 43
hair oil 40
hair spray 359
Hairpiece On Fire 67
hairy staff 2
half of a gold tooth 2,586
half-baked potion 236
half-digested coal 34
half-empty carton of milk 8
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 19
half-orchid 618
half-rotten brain 11
half-size scalpel 98
half-sized guitar 45
halfberd 31
halibut 6
ham steak 9
hambrosier 1
hamburger 126
hamethyst 19
hamethyst bracelet 5
hamethyst earring 4
hamethyst necklace 26
hamethyst ring 5
hamlet sandwich 277
hammerus 3
hand grenegg 8
Hand in Glove 8
hand of cards 41
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
handful of confetti 266
handful of crafty noodles 8
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of drink tickets 54
handful of fire 50
handful of hand chalk 400
handful of honey 67
handful of Laughing Willow bark 4
handful of moss 218
handful of napalm 2
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 281
handful of pine needles 480
handful of sand 3,571
handful of sawdust 380
handful of stubble 29
handful of tips 60
handful of walnuts 16
Handsome Devil 98
handsomeness potion 112
handyman "hand soap" 53
hangman's hood 2
happiness 80
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 5
hardboiled egg 8
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 10
harem girl t-shirt 27
Hatorade 8
haunted battery 51
haunted bindle 133
haunted cherry pie 1
haunted flame 31
haunted gimlet 2
haunted Hell ramen 2
haunted martini 1
haunted orange 1
haunted paddle-ball 7
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 442
hawk 81
hawkface potion 31
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 137
Haymaker 15
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 106
headhunter necktie 91
headless sparrow 66
heart cozy 145
heart necklace 48
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 41
heart-shaped balloon 1
heart-shaped candy whetstone 11
heat-resistant gloves 24
heat-resistant necktie 16
heat-resistant sheet metal 58
heather graham cracker 5
heavy crown 89
heavy D 367
heavy duty umbrella 12
heavy leather-bound tome 9
heavy metal sonata 23
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 5
heavy necklace chain 4
heavy-duty clipboard 22
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 86
Heimandatz's heart 6
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
Hell broth 9
Hell ramen 26
Hellfire Spicy Beans 9
hellion cube 472
hellseal claw 207
hellseal whisker 211
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 6
helmet turtle 467
Helps-You-Sleep 1
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 4
hemp candy necklace 5
hemp net 4
hemp string 765
henna face paint 357
henna tattoo 29
hep waders 13
herb brownies 104
herbal stuffing 161
herbs 391
hermit factoid 6
hermit permit 834
Herring Daiquiri 11
Herring Wallbanger 18
Herringtini 5
Hersey™ SMOOCH 32
hi-octane carrot juice 6
hibiscus petal 8
Hide-rox™ cookie 4
hideous egg 61
high-calorie sugar substitute 457
high-energy mining laser 60
high-pressure seltzer bottle 14
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 3
high-speed upgrade 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 17
high-test fishing line 3
Highest Bitter 18
hill of beans 1,696
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 2
hippo skin buckler 4
hippo whip 3
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 534
hippopotamus skirt 3
hipposkin poncho 20
Hippy Army MPE 837
hippy bongo 74
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 1,109
hippy paste 3
hippy protest button 985
hipster cocktail 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hoarded candy wad 27
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo paste 23
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
holiday cheese log 1
Holiday Fun! 1,722
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 2
holistic headache remedy 758
Hollandaise helmet 378
holly-flavored Hob-O 383
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 402
homeopathic healing powder 1
homeopathic mint tea 12
honey dipper 1
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How to Play Othello 1
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icy-hot katana 8
igloo pie 11
iGoogly 5
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 254
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imitation crab meat 105
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 2
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Imp Ale 2,102
imp unity ring 323
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ink bladder 21
inkwell 1,195
inky squid sauce 35
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Inner Truth 6
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jungle floor wax 322
Jungle Juice 8
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kelp 653
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Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
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ketchup 4
ketchup hound 1,088
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
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Knob Goblin elite polearm 167
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Knob Goblin firecracker 585
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Knob Goblin harem veil 243
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Knob Goblin love potion 262
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Knob Goblin melon baller 93
Knob Goblin Mutagen 129
Knob Goblin nasal spray 2,360
Knob Goblin pants 347
Knob Goblin perfume 124
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1,661
Knob Goblin scimitar 353
Knob Goblin seltzer 299
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 66
Knob Goblin spatula 66
Knob Goblin steroids 403
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 75
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 14
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Kokomo Resort Chip 10
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KoL Con 13 T-shirt 148
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ladle of mystery 6
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large cocoa eggshell fragment 38
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Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 12
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lavawater 26
lavender candy heart 1,041
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leaf of grass 4
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leechknife 6
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leftover pasty 22
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Let Me Be! 13
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Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
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licorice snake 8
lihc eye 1,338
lihc eye pie 34
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limp broccoli 53
line 2,123
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linoleum crossbow string 568
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liquid ice 91
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Locust 7
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Lolsipop 148
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long pork casserole 13
long pork chop sandwiches 10
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long-forgotten necklace 3
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 12
loose purse strings 5
loose teeth 2,167
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 62
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 62
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 224
los chinos 9
lost key 395
lotion of coldness 53
lotion of hotness 30
lotion of sleaziness 20
lotion of spookiness 42
lotion of stench 45
Louder Than Bomb 651
LOV Elixir #3 620
LOV Elixir #6 651
LOV Elixir #9 170
LOV Emotionizer 82
LOV Enamorang 129
LOV Entrance Pass 3
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 82
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 2
love song of disturbing obsession 35
love song of icy revenge 15
love song of naughty innuendo 71
love song of smoldering passion 33
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love song of vague ambiguity 4
lovecat tail 528
low tide martini 6
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lowercase N 320
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lucky rabbit's foot 25
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Lucky Surprise Egg 101
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Ludovico Pastaco 2
lumbering jack 32
Lumineux Limnio 11
lump of black ichor 7
lump of Brituminous coal 5,476
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lump of coal 61
lump of diamond 28
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lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
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lustrous oyster egg 4
lychee chuhai 22
lynyrd musk 1,503
lynyrd skin 26
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1,118
lynyrd snare 1,109
lynyrdskin breeches 6
lynyrdskin cap 5
lynyrdskin tunic 3
M-242 41
Mace of the Tortoise 13
machetito 2
macroplane grater 12
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Mad Train wine 964
madius 17
Mae West 11
Mae West with a fly in it 5
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magenta seashell 482
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magic whistle 715
magical baguette 298
magical ice cube with a fly in it 926
magical ice cubes 4,490
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 85
magical pony: Pearjack 99
magical pony: Rosey Cake 94
magical pony: Shutterfly 82
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 87
magical pony: Uniquity 89
magical sausage 1,015
magical sausage casing 2,110
magicalness-in-a-can 226
magicberry tablets 538
magilaser blastercannon 697
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 9
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magnifying glass 3
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magnum of fancy champagne 12
maid head 1
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mandarina colada with a fly in it 13
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mangled squirrel 64
mannequin leg 80
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Mansquito's blood 44
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Map to Kokomo 1
map to the Cursed Village 1
map to the Mystic Wood 1
map to the Putrid Swamp 1
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March hat 1
margarita 84
mariachi G-string 47
mariachi hat 338
mariachi pants 121
mariachi toothpaste 73
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 2
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marionette 1
marionette collective 3
Mark I Steam-Hat 15
Mark II Steam-Hat 8
Mark III Steam-Hat 5
Mark IV Steam-Hat 4
Mark of the Bugbear 17
Mark of the Ghost 14
Mark of the Skeleton 27
Mark of the Vampire 25
Mark of the Werewolf 14
Mark of the Zombie 5
Mark V Steam-Hat 8
Marquis de Poivre soda 22
marshmallow 9
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 96
Marvin's marvelous pill 7
marzipan skull 3,075
massive gemstone 1,304
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 8
massive sitar 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve plastic oyster egg 9
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 4
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Maxing, Relaxing 11
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 85
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayor Ghost's cloak 4
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 289
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 58
meadeorite 528
meat cowboy hat 3
Meat detector 11
meat engine 50
meat face 1
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meat golem 2
Meat maid 4
Meat maid body 8
meat paste 1,105,189
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 34,939
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 12
meat vortex 926
Meat-inflating powder 113
meatcar model 13
meatloaf helmet 4
meatsmithing guide 18
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Medical Pastaco 4
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 132
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megatofu 68
Meleegra™ pills 85
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Memory Disk, Alpha 1
memory of a C 77
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memory of a T 81
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memory of some delicious amino acids 82
menorette 5
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menudo 12
menudo ravioli 14
Mer-kin begsign 13
Mer-kin breastplate 15
Mer-kin bunwig 11
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Mer-kin cooljuice 107
Mer-kin digpick 7
Mer-kin dodgeball 4
Mer-kin dragbelt 16
Mer-kin dragnet 3
Mer-kin eyeglasses 3
Mer-kin fastjuice 106
Mer-kin finpaddle 5
Mer-kin fitbrine 72
Mer-kin foodbucket 109
Mer-kin gutgirdle 22
Mer-kin hallpass 1
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Mer-kin healscroll 92
Mer-kin hidepaint 85
Mer-kin hookspear 39
Mer-kin killscroll 27
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Mer-kin mouthsoap 2
Mer-kin paste 8
Mer-kin pinkslip 9
Mer-kin prayerbeads 34
Mer-kin pressureglobe 3
Mer-kin ragejuice 125
Mer-kin roundshield 28
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Mer-kin sneakmask 23
Mer-kin stopwatch 13
Mer-kin strongjuice 144
Mer-kin switchblade 5
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Mer-kin thighguard 5
Mer-kin thingpouch 150
Mer-kin weaksauce 55
Mer-kin worktea 20
mercenary headband 67
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mesh cap 1,010
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 45
metal band T-shirt 10
metal mandible 1
metal meteoroid 450
metallic A 4,133
metallic foil cat ears 1
meteorb 16
meteoreo 469
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meteorthopedic shoes 39
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 349
Microplushie: Bropane 294
Microplushie: Dorkonide 94
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 143
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 55
Microplushie: Gothochondria 230
Microplushie: Hippylase 318
Microplushie: Hipsterine 26
Microplushie: Hobomosome 173
Microplushie: Otakulone 323
Microplushie: Raverdrine 190
Microplushie: Sororitrate 239
microwave stogie 8
mid-level medieval mead 6
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 795
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 71
milky potion 546
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 1
mime eraser 5
mime soul fragment 40
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 1
mimosette 33
mind flayer corpse 1,099
mineapple 49
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miner's pants 125
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mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 18
mini-Mr. Accessory 2
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miniature castagnets 2
miniature espresso maker 12
miniature life preserver 89
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Miniborg hiveminder 1
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Miniborg strangler 2
minin' dynamite 56
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Mint Yulep 1
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mirrored aviator shades 2
Miserable Pie 10
misfit dolly 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 2
Missing Eye Simulation Device 8
Misty Cape 38
Misty Cloak 63
Misty Robe 152
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 2
mixed wildflower greens 18
Mob Penguin cellular phone 817
mocking turtle 90
Mohawk wig 1,232
Mohobo 13
moist barrel 2,127
moist sailor's cap 11
mojo filter 118
mole molé 14
mole skin notebook 17
molotov cocktail cocktail 524
molten brick 92
molten scrap metal 47
Mon Tiki 14
monkey barf 3
monkey wrench 84
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Monstar energy beverage 125
monster bait 1
monster pants 50
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 890
moomy dust 31
Moon Pie 27
moon-amber 1
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Moonds 31
moonglasses 8
Moonshine Mohobo 22
moose antlers 15
moose chocolate 30
moose thought 70
mooseflank 19
Morbidda trading card 2
More Humanitini than Humanitini 10
moreltini 4
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 6
morning dew 6
Mornington crescent roll 140
Mortimer's nostrum 21
Morto Moreto 13
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 63
mother's little helper 161
motivational poster 22
mouldering barrel 682
mountain lion skin 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 4
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 415
mourning wine 1
mouse skull 68
moustache sock 4
mouth-watering mayolus 9
moxie magnet 6
moxie weed 712
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Burnsger 1
Mr. Haggis 108
Mr. Joe's bangles 11
Mr. Mediocrebar 50,860
Mr. Screege's spectacles 139
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 9
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 47
muculent machete 13
muddy pirate hat 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 4
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 5
muffled muffuletta 1
mugcake 4
mulberry 12
mulled berry wine 5
mulled cider 2
mulled hobo wine 3
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mummy mask 8
mummy wrapping 99
munchies pill 79
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murderbot live wire 3
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murderbot plasma rifle 4
murderbot power cell 10
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murderbot whip 2
Murderer's Punch 15
murky potion 520
Muschat 11
muscle oil 56
mushroom fermenting solution 66
mushroom pizza 15
musk turtle 73
muskox-skin cap 2
mutant arm 1
mutant cactus bud 2
mutant fire ant egg 2
mutant gila monster egg 2
mutant rattlesnake egg 2
mutated candy lump 4
My First Art of War 5
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mylar scout drone 11
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
Mysterious Black Box 128
Mysterious Blue Box 141
mysterious chemical residue 51
Mysterious Green Box 148
Mysterious Island iced tea 4
Mysterious Red Box 154
mysterious silver lapel pin 4
mystery lollipop 11
nachos of the night 3
Nadsat berry 7
nail file 473
nailswurst 10
nanite-infested candy cane 541
nanite-infested eggnog 9
nanite-infested fruitcake 11
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 5
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Nardz energy beverage 9
nasty gum 30
nasty rat mask 9
nasty snuff 118
nasty-smelling moss 2
nastygeist 28
natto marble soda 23
natto pocky 12
natto-infused sake 50
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 728
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 3
Necbro wafers 507
necklace chain 39
Necrotelicomnicon 9
necrotizing body spray 957
nega-mushroom 25
negative lump 22
negotiatin' hammer 109
neoprene skullcap 58
Neuromancer 17
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neutron lollipop 11
Neverending Party favor 2
Neverending Party invitation envelope 3
neverending wallet chain 478
New Age healing crystal 248
New Age hurting crystal 274
New Cloaca-Cola 26
New Zealand iced tea 213
Newbiesport™ tent 135
Newman's Own Trousers 3
NG 48
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 187
night-vision goggles 1
Nightmare Fuel 79
Nightstalker perfume 53
ninja carabiner 92
ninja crampons 96
ninja eyeblack 84
ninja fear powder 80
ninja hot pants 109
ninja mop 42
ninja rope 94
ninjammies 1
noir fedora 1
non-aged vinegar 111
non-Euclidean non-accordion 14
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 47,905
Northern pemmican 40
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 3,269
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3,357
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 3,290
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 85
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 74
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 69
nothing-in-the-box 7
nothingtini 6
noticeable pumps 493
novelty fruit hat 34
novelty monorail ticket 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 5
Now and Earlier 404
noxious gas grenade 2
NPZR chemistry set 266
nugget of Crimbonium 31
nugget of nicksilver 3
nugget of quicksilver 3
nugget of sicksilver 10
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P.B.L.T. 1,271
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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Red Dwarf 11
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Riker's Search History 4
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roboduck-on-a-string 2
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robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 5
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Rock and Roll Legend 37
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ROM of Optimality 3
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Rompedores de Fantasmas 140
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rough fish scale 108
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royal jelly 1,063
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rubber axe 22
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rubber emo roe 955
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Russian Ice 11
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s'more 47
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S.A.V.E. flyer 10
S.S. Ticket 2
S.T.L.T. 7
sabre teeth 354
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
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sack lunch 2,534
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Sacramento wine 724
Safari Jack's moustache 8
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Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 257
salacious crumbs 254
salacious lychee chuhai 7
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salty slug 29
samurai turtle 3
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sand dollar 887
sandcastle 2
sandpaper 2
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sangria 35
Sangria de Menthe 1
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Saturday Night Special 369
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Sazerorc 9
Sazuruk-hai 8
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School of Hard Knocks Diploma 2
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Schrödinger's thermos 204
Science Notebook 1
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scotch on the rocks 1
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scrap of shadow 366
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screwdiver 21
screwdriver 76
screwing pooch 97
scroll case 11
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 111
scroll of drastic healing 773
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scroll of Puddingskin 22
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scrumptious reagent 14,159
scrunchie tourniquet 46
Scuba Snack 39
sea avocado 256
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Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 616
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 11
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