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This player is ranked #128 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,379 items.

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Evangelist_Nine (#1575811)
This player has 4,379 unique items and 19,584 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 5
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 2
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 3
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 4
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
acid-squirting flower 3
acoustic guitarrr 4
actual reality goggles 1
adder 1
adder bladder 7
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 5
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 21
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 4
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient calendar fragment 2
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 2
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 2
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 2
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone sauce 1
Angelhair Culottes 5
Angry Farmer candy 2
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 2
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 9
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 2
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 2
around the world 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 3
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 3
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 2
awful poetry journal 2
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 2
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 3
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 152
badass pie 1
badge of authority 2
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 2
bag of QWOP 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 15
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 2
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 5
baneful bandolier 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 5
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 4
bargain flash powder 5
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 12
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 4
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
Barulio's bottle 3
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 5
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 2
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 2
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 1
batgut 14
bath ball gift set 2
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 6
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 3
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 3
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 4
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 42
bit-o-cactus 2
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 1
black greaves 3
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 3
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 22
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 12
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 5
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black tear 1
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 2
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 5
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 2
Blood Light 3
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 39
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue potion 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue suede shoes 2
blue velvet cake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blunt cat claw 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 4
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 17
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
book of matches 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 5
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 2
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 31
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 6
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 5
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 5
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 4
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 11
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 2
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 6
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 37
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 2
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 194
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 20
box turtle 4
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box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 6
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 3
breakfast mess 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 5
brick of sand 8
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 2
broken sword 2
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown pixel 3
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 2
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 5
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 2
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 62
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 15
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 9
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 5
BURT 1
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 3
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 2
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 6
candied yams 10
candy brain 1
candy cane 5
candy cane candygram 1
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candy knuckles 4
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 4
canteen of wine 11
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 2
carbonated water lily 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 3
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 2
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 44
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 5
cast 4
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 3
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
cement sandals 4
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
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chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
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cheap elven gloves 3
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 2
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 14
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 2
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
classy monkey 4
Claw of the Infernal Seal 4
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 3
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
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clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rings 1
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clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
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cloudy potion 1
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clown whip 1
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clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
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club of corruption 2
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
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coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 1
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 10
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coffin lid 5
cog 18
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 7
cold and sour sauce 1
cold cluster 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 4
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 2
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 4
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 2
corned-beef Reuben 1
cornuthaum 4
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corroded breeches 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
Cosmic Calorie 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 4
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 10
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy little Turkish delight 81
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 4
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 20
CRIMBCO wine 4
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 5
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 2
Crown of the Goblin King 114
crown-shaped beanie 2
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 2
crumbling rat skull 8
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 2
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 2
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cuckoo clock 1
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 2
cupcake-in-a-cup 5
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of black-label rum 15
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 6
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 3
Cursed Punch 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 5
cursed voodoo skull 4
custom avatar form 1
cyber-mattock 2
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 6
daisy 1
dance card 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 2
dead lights pie 3
deadly lampshade 2
death blossom 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decent brain 3
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 2
delicious shimmering moth 13
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 5
demon buckler 1
demon skin 5
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
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Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 159
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El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
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iGoogly 1
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Imp Ale 22
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inkwell 3
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Instant Karma 1
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Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
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intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
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irritability potion 1
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 2
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jack flapper 1
Jack-in-the-box 2
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jagged tooth 1
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 3
janglin' bones 1
jar full of wind 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 6
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of swamp gas 2
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jawbruiser 1
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 1
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 1
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 4
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 6
joybuzzer 12
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 2
jumbo olive 3
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 1
jungle floor wax 1
juniper berries 1
junk food 1
junk trunks 1
junk yard 1
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
keel-haulin' knife 2
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 1
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 2
kickback cookbook 1
killing feather 1
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 1
kitty sheet music 1
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 10
knob bugle 1
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 3
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 15
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 2
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 11
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 4
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 14
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 17
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 25
Knob Goblin Uberpants 4
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 1
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 1
Knob sausage stir-fry 2
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 1
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 1
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 6
Krakrox's Loincloth 4
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 5
ladle of mystery 1
large box 2
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 2
lavender candy heart 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 2
Lazybones™ recliner 1
lead necklace 3
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 4
leather bookmark 2
leather chaps 1
leather mask 2
leathery bat skin 6
leathery cat skin 6
leathery rat skin 1
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 6
left bracket 2
left half of a heart necklace 2
left parenthesis 3
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
lemon 3
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 2
lemonade marble 1
length of old fuse 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 2
leprechaun hatchling 3
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 8
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 2
library card 1
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 1
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 1
limburger biker boots 6
lime 10
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 1
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 1
linoleum staff 1
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 1
linoleum sword hilt 1
lion oil 1
Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 1
little parachute guy 2
little round pebble 1
live lobster 1
live nautical mine 1
live wire 3
liver and let pie 5
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 2
loadstone 3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobos Mints 1
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop stick 1
long pork 2
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long skinny balloon 1
long-forgotten necklace 1
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 3
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 4
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 48
los chinos 2
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 3
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky cat collar 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 11
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of clay 1
lump of coal 2
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 1
LWA ring 1
M-242 3
macaroni duck 6
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 21
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 1
magic lamp 22
magic whistle 4,278
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1
magical ice cubes 1
magical mystery juice 1
magicalness-in-a-can 1
magicberry tablets 1
magilaser blastercannon 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 1
maid head 1
maiden wig 3
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mana curds 3
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 3
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 1
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 1
mariachi hat 15
mariachi pants 32
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 4
Mark of the Ghost 8
Mark of the Skeleton 10
Mark of the Vampire 6
Mark of the Werewolf 4
Mark of the Zombie 4
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow 10
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 2
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 3
meat shield 2
meat st‰¿bing club 11
meat stack 1
meat vortex 1
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 3
Meleegra™ pills 1
melted Jell-o shot 1
memory of a C 10
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 1
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 15
memory of an A 1
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 17
menorette 1
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin begsign 1
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin finpaddle 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hookspear 2
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin knucklebone 2
Mer-kin lipstick 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 2
Mer-kin pinkslip 2
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin strongjuice 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 1
Mer-kin worktea 1
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metal band T-shirt 1
metallic A 2
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 2
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hipsterine 3
Microplushie: Hobomosome 19
Microplushie: Otakulone 1
Microplushie: Raverdrine 1
Microplushie: Sororitrate 1
microwave stogie 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 1
milky potion 1
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 2
miner's helmet 2
miner's pants 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 7
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature pruning shears 1
Mint Yulep 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
missing wine 1
Misty Cloak 2
Misty Robe 2
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 4
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 1
mole molé 3
mole skin notebook 4
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
monster pants 1
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 1
Moon Pie 1
moonglasses 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
mother's little helper 1
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 2
Mountain Stream soda 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 18
Mr. Haggis 3
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 3
MSG 1
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 3
mummy costume 7
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 5
murky potion 1
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 1
musty moccasins 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 4
mysterious chemical residue 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 2
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 2
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty rat mask 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 2
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 2
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 1
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 13
night-vision goggles 5
Nightstalker perfume 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja hot pants 2
ninja mop 1
ninja rope 1
Northern pemmican 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 10
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
NPZR chemistry set 74
Nuclear Blastball 1
nugget of sodium 2
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 1
obnoxious riddle 4
obsidian dagger 58
ocarina of space 1
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 2
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil slacks 2
oily boid 2
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old chum 4
old coin purse 1
old leather wallet 1
old school calculator watch 1
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old sweatpants 30
old-fashioned 1
olive 1
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 3
open sauce 1
opera mask 2
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 3
orange candygram 2
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 3
orange popsicle 2
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 3
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc wrist 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 2
orcish hand lotion 1
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish stud-finder 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 535
oriole-feather headdress 7
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 2
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 2
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 2
packet of beer nuts 2
packet of orchid seeds 2
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 2
PADL Phone 2
pail 1
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
painted shield 1
pair of bolt cutters 7
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 2
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 25
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 1
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 1
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 2
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 3
pasta spoon 40
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 1
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 3
PB&BP 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 3
pearl diver's necklace 1
pearl diver's ring 1
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 1
pencil kunai 1
pencil stub 1
penguin focaccia bread 14
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 2
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 2
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint sprout 1
percent sign 1
perforated battle paddle 1
perfume of prejudice 1
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 1
personalized birthday cake 5
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pet rock 2
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 2
petrified wood 11
ph balancer 1
phat turquoise bead 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 6
philter of phorce 2
phish stick 3
phonics down 9
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickelhaube 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 1
pie crust 4
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 2
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 1
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pile of candy 1
pile of dusty animal bones 1
pile of gold coins 2
pile of jumping beans 6
pile of useless robot parts 5
pill cup 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink candy heart 4
pink clay bead 14
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 2
pink pony 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 3
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 1
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel cross 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 1
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel power cell 2
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 1
pixellated moneybag 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 8
plastic guitar 1
plastic ingot 1
plastic passion fruit 26
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 2
plot hole 3
plum 1
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 127
pocket theremin 2
pocketwatch on a chain 10
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 2
poison pen 6
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 1
pool of liquid metal 1
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 1
popsicle stick 4
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable photocopier 1
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 1
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 1
potion of potency 1
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the litterbox 2
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poutine 1
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 2
powdered donut 2
powdered organs 1
powdered sealbone 1
powdered wig 1
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 2
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 2
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 2
press-on ribs 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 4
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 4
procrastination potion 2
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 1
protein paste 2
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psychoanalytic jar 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 7
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 1
pulled green taffy 1
pulled indigo taffy 1
pulled orange taffy 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulled red taffy 1
pulled violet taffy 1
pulled yellow taffy 1
pulsing flesh 7
pumpkin 1
pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 10
punk rock jacket 1
puppet strings 1
purple clay bead 3
purple corpsel 3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 1
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy phone number 1
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 1
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 31
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 8
queen cookie 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
rabbit punch 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 1
ram horns 1
ram stick 3
Ram's Face Lager 1
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 4
rat appendix kabob 1
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 1
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 1
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 17
razor-sharp can lid 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red China marble 1
red class ring 2
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 1
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 1
red plastic baby 1
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red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red potion 1
Red Rover BB gun 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 2
red wagon 1
red-and-green sweater 3
red-headed corpse 1
redrum 1
reflection of a map 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
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reinforced furry underpants 1
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 1
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
repeating crossbow 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be stronger 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 4
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rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 7
ribbon candy 1
rice bowl 1
rickety old unicycle 5
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculously huge sword 2
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 4
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 7
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
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ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted duck 1
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roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rock 2
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 3
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roll of Hob-Os 1
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rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
root beer 1
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round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 2
royal jelly taco 1
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rubber band gun 1
rubber emo roe 1
rubber gloves 1
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 6
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 4
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 3
ruby W 4
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Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 1
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s'more 1
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S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 1
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Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 2
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Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 1
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
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salty slug 1
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sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 1
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Sangria de Menthe 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 195
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sausage wonton 1
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savory staff 1
savory sword 1
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Scalp of Gorgolok 5
scented massage oil 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 73
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Schrödinger's thermos 5
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 1
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scrap of shadow 1
scrap of sticky paper 1
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scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
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screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 12
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scrumptious ice ant 32
scrumptious reagent 1
sea blueberry 2
sea broccoli 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea grease 1
sea holster 1
sea lasso 1
sea persimmon 1
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seal lube 1
seal tooth 1
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seal-brain elixir 2
seal-clubbing club 25
seal-skull helmet 14
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sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
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seaweed 2
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 1
Senior Mints 2
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
Serenity trading card 1
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serum of sarcasm 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
severed flipper 1
sewer nuggets 1
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sewer wad 1
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shaking skull 1
sham champagne 1
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shaving cream 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
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shingle 2
shining halo 1
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shirt kit 1
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shock collar 1
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short-handled mop 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
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shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
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shot of rotgut 1
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shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
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simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 1
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
single swig of vodka 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 2
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 1
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sizzling seal fat 1
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skeleton skis 1
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skewer 4
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 1
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 1
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sleaze clusterbomb 1
sleaze nuggets 1
sleaze powder 1
sleaze wad 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
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sleazy hi mein 1
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slice of pizza 1
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slide rule 1
slightly peevedbow 1
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slime stack 2
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slime-covered greaves 1
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slime-covered shovel 1
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slime-soaked hypophysis 5
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slimy alveolus 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 1
slimy sweetbreads 1
slingshot 2
slip 'n' slide 1
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 5
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
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slug of shochu 1
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smart skull 1
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snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 3
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Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
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snorkel 1
snow belly 1
snow halo 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowball 1
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snowstick 1
soap knife 1
sock garters 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 6
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
software glitch 1
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 1
solid gold pegleg 1
solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
sorority brain 1
soul knife 1
soup turtle 1
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soy cordial 4
soylent staff 1
space jam 1
space jam toast 1
Space Tourist Phaser 2
Space Tours Tripple 4
spade necklace 5
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 1
spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 2
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spangly mariachi pants 2
spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 1
spangly unitard 1
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sparking El Vibrato drone 1
sparkler 3
special sauce glove 2
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spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 2
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 1
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spices 8
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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spicy noodles 1
spider web 2
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spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bell 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
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spooky and sour sauce 1
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spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 1
spooky cluster 1
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spooky eggnog 1
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spooky felt 1
spooky hi mein 1
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spooky length of string 1
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spooky lo mein 1
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Spooky Surprise Egg 1
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spooky wad 1
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Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spork 1
spray paint 1
spring 8
sprocket 34
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 1
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 38
squirming Slime larva 1
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 3
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 3
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 3
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 3
stainless steel scarf 1
stainless steel shillelagh 1
stainless steel skullcap 5
stainless steel slacks 4
stainless steel solitaire 6
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stalk of asparagus 1
stapler bear 1
star 58
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star shirt 2
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star staff 1
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
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starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 1
steel sword 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench clusterbomb 1
stench nuggets 1
stench powder 1
stench wad 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 3
stick of "gum" 7
stick of dynamite 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 2
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 2
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 2
stinkwater 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 1
stinky mushroom wine 1
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stolen necklace 1
stolen office supplies 1
stolen sushi 2
stomach turnover 1
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 2
stone frisbee 1
stone of eXtreme power 1
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strawberry 6
strawberry daiquiri 1
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 2
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 3
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strawberyl 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 6
stress ball 2
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 6
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 1
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed "L" 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 2
stuffed astral badger 1
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 1
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed cocoabo 1
stuffed crazy bastard sword 2
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed dodo 1
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 2
stuffed hand turkey 1
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 1
stuffed mind flayer 2
stuffed mink 1
stuffed monocle 2
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed scary death orb 1
stuffed shoulder parrot 2
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed snowy owl 1
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1
stuffed spooky mushroom 1
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed teddy butler 2
stuffed tin of caviar 3
stuffed treasure chest 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1
stuffed yo-yo 2
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 1
stunt nuts 1
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sturdy Crimbo crate 1
sturdy sword hilt 1
stylish swimsuit 1
styrofoam crossbow 1
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sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker tachi 1
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sugar chapeau 1
sugar cherry 4
Sugar Cog 1
sugar lime 3
sugar shank 1
sugar shard 21
sugar sheet 1
sugar shield 1
sugar shillelagh 1
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sugar shorts 1
sugar shotgun 1
sugar-coated pine cone 1
Summer Nights 2
sunken chest 1
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
super-spiky hair gel 3
superamplified boom box 2
superduperball 2
superheated fudge 1
Supernova Champagne 2
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 1
surgical apron 1
surgical mask 1
surgical tape 3
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sushi-rolling mat 1
suspicious-looking fedora 1
Swabbie™ swab 1
swashbuckling pants 2
sweet mochi ball 3
sweet ninja sword 2
sweet rims 1
Sweet Sword 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
swirly potion 1
Swizzler 1
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 1
Sword of Dark Omens 1
sword of static 2
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic stuffing 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 2
t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 2
taco shell 1
tail o' nine cats 1
tailbone shield 1
tainted seal's blood 6
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 12
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Dread 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
tambourine 2
tambourine bells 1
tangarita 2
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 1
tangle of rat tails 1
tankard of ale 1
tap shoes 1
targeting chip 1
tarnished metal rod 1
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tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 1
tassel 7
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1
tasty louse 1
tasty tart 1
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tattered scrap of paper 1
tawdry amethyst 1
Tears of the Quiet Healer 1
teddy bear 1
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teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
teflon ore 1
teflon spatula 1
tempura air 1
ten-leaf clover 1
tenderizing hammer 1
teqiwila 1
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila grenade 1
tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 1
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 7
that gum you like 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the finger 1
The Joy of Wassailing 19
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Ring 1
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 1
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
third-hand lantern 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 1
thought balloon 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing bone 1
throwing wrench 15
Thwaitgold bee statuette 14
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 11
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 13
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 5
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 2
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 2
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 15
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 3
thyme jelly donut 1
Tiger-lily's milk 9
tighty whiteys 2
time halo 1
time's arrow 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin magnolia 1
tiny ballet slippers 2
tiny balloon knife 2
tiny bindle 1
tiny black hole 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny do-rag 1
tiny fly glasses 2
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny goth giant 1
tiny house 16
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny nose-bone fetish 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 3
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 3
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 2
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 2
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 2
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 2
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 2
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 2
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 2
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 2
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 3
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 3
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 2
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 1
tiny slimy cyst 1
tiny top hat and cane 1
tip jar 1
tires 1
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 5
toast 112
toast with jam 3
tobiko marble soda 1
tobiko pocky 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
toe jam 1
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 1
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 1
tofurkey gravy 5
tofurkey leg 5
tofurkey nugget 2
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 2
tomato 2
tomato daiquiri 1
tomato juice of powerful power 1
tomb ratchet 1
tonic djinn 1
tonic water 1
tooth 1
toothbrush 1
toothsome rock 2
top 1
torn hellseal sinew 3
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 1
tortoboggan shield 1
tortoise's blessing 1
tourmalime 1
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Tuesday's ruby 1
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Typical Tavern swill 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
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Ultrasoldier Serum 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
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Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 51
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Valentine 12
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WA 3
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Wand of Nagamar 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 1
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wheel 1
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Ye Olde Medieval Insult 2
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yo 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1