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Display Case for Magister30 (#1577341)
This player is ranked #124 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,910,543 items.
This player is ranked #59 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,839 items.

This player is a member of the clan Rotini's House of Pasta.

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Magister30 (#1577341)
This player has 6,839 unique items and 1,910,543 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 184
"DRINK ME" potion 247
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 2
"meat" stick 2
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 13
Überraschthexengebräu 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 18
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 226
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 812
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 461
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 208
20-lb can of rice and beans 3
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 204
30669 scroll 471
33398 scroll 685
334 scroll 297
37x37x37 puzzle cube 6
4-ball 215
4-d camera 4
4-dimensional fez 17
4-dimensional guitar 238
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 52
5-ball 227
5-hour acrimony 5
6-ball 211
64067 scroll 67
668 scroll 86
7-ball 221
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 219
7-inch discus 3
8-ball 1,042
8-billed baseball cap 2
8-bit banana 55
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 253
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 32
A muse-bouche 1
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 11
abominable blubber 291
abominable snowcone 92
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 9
abstraction: category 7
abstraction: certainty 3
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 2
abstraction: perception 3
abstraction: purpose 6
abstraction: sensation 8
abstraction: thought 8
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 2
acceptable bagel 5
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 758
accidental mutton 2
accord ion 3
accordion file 2
Accordion of Jordion 3
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 272
acoustic guitarrr 190
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 3
actual tapas 420
adder 1,135
adder bladder 909
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 7
Adventurer bobblehead 6
aerated diving helmet 5
Aerheads 9
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 2
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 2
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 90
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 7
agnolotti arboli 210
agua de vida 102
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 1
alarm accordion 2
albatross necklace 3
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 84
Alexy sauce 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 3
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Wallman 2
alien animal goo 2
alien autoautopsy kit 4
alien drugs 35
alien force field disruptor bean 20
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 2
alien meat 4
alien plant goo 1
alien protein powder 10
alien sandwich 2
alien source code printout 9
all-purpose cleaner 1,084
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 11
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 6
Ambitious Turkey 22
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 124
Amnesiac Ale 6
amok pudding 133
amok putter 50
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 523
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 4
ancient calendar fragment 34
ancient cursed foot locker 13
ancient frozen dinner 572
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 281
ancient Magi-Wipes 1,774
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 3
ancient pills 191
ancient poisoned dart 2,377
Ancient Protector Soda 6
ancient protein powder 1,169
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 29
ancient stone fist 65
ancient stone head 33
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 5
ancient vinyl coin purse 679
anemone nematocyst 10
anemone sauce 9
anemoney clip 7
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,412
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 7
angry inch 4
angst burger 8
animal part cracker 6
anise-flavored venom 5
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
ankleweights 5
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 43
ant agonist 1,181
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 50
ant pick 48
ant pitchfork 46
ant rake 50
ant sickle 61
anti-anti-antidote 398
anticheese 1,364
antimatter wad 2
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique accordion 39
antique beer 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 143
antique bottle opener 2
antique Canadian lantern 7
antique greaves 365
antique hand mirror 1,018
antique helmet 380
antique machete 182
antique nutcracker beard 3
antique nutcracker boots 4
antique nutcracker cape 5
antique nutcracker drumstick 3
antique nutcracker epaulets 4
antique nutcracker figurine 25
antique nutcracker hat 3
antique nutcracker pants 4
antique nutcracker sword 3
antique nutcracker waistcoat 4
antique packet of ketchup 560
antique painting of a landscape 3
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 10
antique shield 402
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 373
antique spyglass 2
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 8
arm buzzer 1
armgun 446
armored prawn 1
around the world 2
arrowgram 11
arrrgyle socks 22
Arrrmetia trading card 2
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 245
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 3
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 3
asbestos apron 86
asbestos crossbow 15
asbestos crossbow string 3
asbestos helmet turtle 3
asbestos meat stack 3
asbestos ore 389
asbestos staff 21
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 20
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 4
ASCII fu manchu 2
ASCII shirt 46
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 362
asparagus lo mein 16
asparagus stir-fry 93
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 38
astral mushroom 55
astronaut pants 4
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 14
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 582
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 8
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 2
automatic catapult 3
autumn dollar 1
autumn years wisdom 1
autumn-spice donut 2
AutumnFest ale 2
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1,070
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 6
Aye Aye, Captain 4
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 5
bätzle 99
baby bark scorpion 7
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 99
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 886
BACON 116
baconstone 135
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
bad rum and good cola 2
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 8
badass belt 202
badass pie 3
badge of authority 93
badger badge 1
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 173
bag of GORF 12
bag of GORP 13
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 8
bag of lard 62
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 210
bag of QWOP 11
bag of random words 1
bag of W&Ws 267
baggie of powdered sugar 706
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 13
baked stuffing 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 10
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 18
balaclava baklava 60
balanced antler 8
ball 8
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 30
balloon helmet 13
balloon monkey 6
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 5
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 629
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 10
bamboo bokuto 5
banana 6
banana cream pie 5
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 111
banana smoothie 7
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 3
banana-frosted king cake 2
bananagate 75
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 8
banjo strings 9
baobab sap 9
bar skin 1,301
bar whip 5
barbed-wire fence 59
bargain flash powder 17
baritone accordion 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 20
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 21
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 257
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 125
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 5
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 3
barrel-aged eggnog 3
barrel-aged martini 4
barrrnacle 327
barskin buckler 5
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 4
barskin loincloth 3
barskin tent 4
bartender skull 2
bartender-in-the-box 40
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 9
Barulio's bottle 100
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 793
Bash-Ōs boxtop 6
Bash-Ōs cereal 16
basic martini 8
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 6
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 21
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 2
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 2,219
bat haggis 12
bat hat 3
bat whip 3
bat wing 1,390
bat wing kabob 19
bat wing stir-fry 40
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 813
batgut 4,175
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 204
battered Crimbo Crate 142
battered hubcap 126
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 388
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 85
beach ball marble 3
beach glass bead 188
beach glass necklace 10
bean burrito 25
beanbag chair 3
bear claw 3
beard incense 2
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 18
beautiful rainbow 6
beautiful soup 11
beaver punch (cherry) 8
beaver punch (papaya) 4
beaver punch (peach) 8
beaver spear 21
beavermouth 419
bed of coals 8
beefy fish meat 25
beefy pill 137
beer basted brat 23
beer bomb 3,277
beer bong 548
beer cartilage 32
beer goggles 66
beer helmet 1,453
beer lens 314
beer-a-pult 2
beer-battered accordion 4
beer-scented teddy bear 26
beer-soaked mop 117
beertini 24
beery blood 31
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 6
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1,337
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 137
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 8
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 11
Belt of Loathing 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1,291
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 532
berries of suffering 152
berry-infused sake 8
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
Bettie page 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 4
BGE merchandise order form 63
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 18
BGE temporary tattoo 4
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 87
big bass drum 242
big boom 48
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 2
big dribbly candle 31
big glob of skin 7
Big Punk 4
big red button 15
big red clown nose 516
big rock 64
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 22
big stirring stick 4
bigger stick 13
bilge wine 551
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 5
bird rib 788
birdbone corset 11
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 4
Bit O' Quail Spleen 2
bit of clingfilm 153
bit-o-cactus 1,433
bite-me-red lipstick 56
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 5
BitterSweetTarts 4
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 51
black & tan 220
black and white cracker 14
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 5
black blade 130
Black Body™ spray 27
black brandy 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 74
black cloak 84
black cowboy hat 3
black Crimbo ball 497
black eye shadow 366
black eyedrops 37
black facepaint 35
black forest cake 64
black forest ham 72
black friar's tonsure 2
black gold 147
black greaves 154
black helmet 180
Black Hole 7
black kettle drum 139
black label 242
black lotus 1
black magic powder 2
black mana 1
Black No. 2 818
black paisley oyster egg 26
black pension check 880
black pepper 178
black picnic basket 418
black pixel 3,493
black plastic oyster egg 47
black polka-dot oyster egg 12
black pudding 158
black sheepskin diploma 14
black shield 188
black snake skin 461
black snowcone 1
black spot 8
black striped oyster egg 25
black sword 187
black tear 14
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 2
blackberry 1,810
blackberry combat boots 6
blackberry galoshes 4
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 10
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 65
blammer 1
blank diary 3
blank fudge mold 7
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 11
Blatantly Canadian 55
blended frozen swill 13
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
blind-packed capsule toy 26
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 56
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 7
blob of wood glue 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 21
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 4
blood flower 2
Blood Light 10
blood of the Wereseal 53
blood roll-up 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 8
blood-soaked sponge cake 4
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 112
bloodstain stick 310
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 72
bloody clown pants 440
bloody mary 30
Bloody Nora 3
blowdart 186
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 244
Blue Diamond of Honesty 6
blue grass 72
blue lava globs 1
blue money bag 10
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 28
blue pixel 3,214
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic baby 4
blue plastic oyster egg 28
blue polka-dot oyster egg 36
blue potion 63
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 15
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 15
blue suede shoes 2
blue tulip 18
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 32
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 2
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 8
boilermaker 201
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 28
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone abacus 316
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 3
bone bons 1
bone chips 37
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 575
bone meal 1
bone rattle 82
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 13
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 20
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 8
booby trap 1
book of matches 1,620
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 3
boot flask 1
boot knife 134
BOOterfinger 9
BOOtonniere 3
Boots of Twilight Whispers 6
booty chest charrrm 137
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
booze-soaked cherry 20
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 25
Bordeaux Marteaux 6
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 274
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 44
Boris's ring 13
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 184
Boss Bat britches 166
Boss Drops 94
bottle of alcohol 725
bottle of Amontillado 9
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 20
bottle of black cat tonic 13
bottle of Blank-Out 19
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 74
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1,303
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 778
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 3
bottle of Definit 1,064
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1,221
bottle of drinkin' gas 4
bottle of Evermore 312
bottle of extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 2
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 3
bottle of fruity "wine" 11
bottle of gin 924
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 438
bottle of Greedy Dog 3
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 440
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 334
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 612
bottle of lighter fluid 8
bottle of limeade 6
bottle of melodramamine 15
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2,702
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 19
bottle of norwhiskey 7
bottle of novelty hot sauce 8
bottle of Old Pugilist 5
bottle of Ooze-O 19
bottle of peppermint schnapps 5
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 14
bottle of Pinot Renoir 34
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of popskull 784
bottle of Professor Beer 2
bottle of Race Car Red 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 5
bottle of realpagne 14
bottle of Red-Out 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 10
bottle of rum 4,596
bottle of sake 28
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 5
bottle of sewage schnapps 308
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 6
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 5
bottle of tequila 1,409
bottle of ultravitamins 98
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 42
bottle of vodka 986
bottle of whiskey 1,588
bottle of wine 125
bottle opener belt buckle 923
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 96
bottled swamp gas 42
boulder 57
Boulevardier cocktail 4
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1,435
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 12
bowl of Jeal-O 313
bowl of lucky charms 5
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 3
bowl of mernudo 73
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 491
Bowl of Scorpions 12
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
bowl of topioca 2
bowlegged pants 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 270
box 645
box of Dweebs 269
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 4
box turtle 6
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 2,016
boxed gumball machine 11
boxed wine 1,934
boxing glove 58
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 107
brains casserole 9
BRAINS shorts 3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
brainy skull 211
Bram's choker 14
brand new key 5
brass abacus 5
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 5
brass gear 714
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 14
bread man 10
bread mold 1
bread pie 73
breadchucks 108
breaded beer 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 5
breakfast mess 640
breakfast miracle 10
breath mint 1,045
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 24
brick 8
brick of sand 4
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 627
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 3
BRICKO eye brick 24
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 3
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 2
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 2
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 2,406
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 28
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 29
brine 66
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 8
brocolate brogurt 6
broken beer bottle 89
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 29
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 45
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 1,221
broken sword 276
broken warbear gyrocopter 3
bronze 3
bronze breastplate 203
bronze handcuffs 3
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 1,247
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 293
brown paper bag mask 218
brown paper pants 190
brown pixel 337
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 797
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 24
buñuelos Jaliscos 17
bubble bauble bow 2
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 7
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 3
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 40
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' chemistry solution 2
bubblin' crude 2,925
bubbling tempura batter 140
bubbly potion 116
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 220
bucket of wine 3
buckler buckle 56
buckyball 6
buffalo blade 2
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 835
bugbear bungguard 862
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 2
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1,992
bum cheek 718
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of sea grapes 1
bunch of square grapes 423
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 3
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 262
buoybottoms 98
burning newspaper 9
burnt flower 3
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 33
BURT 956
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buzzing mushroom wine 7
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cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 8
cabooze 8
cactus fruit 1,178
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 72
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can-you-dig-it? 3
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capacitor relay 1
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carbonated water lily 927
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cardboard ore 46
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caret 13
carnivorous potted plant 17
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carob chunks 165
Carol of the Bulls 3
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Carol of the Thrills 2
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carrot juice 1
carrot nose 2
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carton of snake milk 617
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cartoon heart 190
cashew 1
casino pass 188
cast 1,282
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 962
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catgut taco 10
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Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 6
censored can label 2
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centipede eggs 1,180
centurion helmet 5
Cerebral Cloche 6
Cerebral Crossbow 3
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 2
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Chakra Libre 6
chakra malt 10
chakra sludge 6
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Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
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chalk chalice 1
chalk chapeau 2
chalk chinos 1
chalk chlamys 2
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chaos butterfly 1,110
chaos popcorn 3
charged magnet 2
charisma potion 12
charming flute 237
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cheap cigar butt 159
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cheer-o-gram 6
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cheezburger 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef skull 36
chef's hat 715
chef-in-the-box 100
chef-skull-in-the-box 4
cherry 442
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 39
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chewing gum on a string 1,317
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ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
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children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 9
chintzy accordion pin 20
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chintzy noodle ring 26
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chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 594
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chisel 12
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chocomotive 13
chocotini 4
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chopsticks 121
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chorizo taco 245
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Chroner 702
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chunk of hot iron 136
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Churchill 8
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cigarette lighter 341
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circular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
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clay peace-sign bead 202
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clear Russian 100
Climate Colada 2
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Cloaca Cola Polar 528
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club of the five seasons 2
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cocktail onion 2,449
cocoa egg 237
cocoa eggshell fragment 3,813
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 9,291
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
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coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 172
cog 1,255
cog and sprocket assembly 63
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold and sour sauce 13
cold hi mein 116
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cold mashed potatoes 10
cold ninja mask 130
cold nuggets 273
cold powder 29
cold seal sweat 77
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold wad 528
cold water bottle 474
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collapsible baton 3
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cologne of contempt 10
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Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 20
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colorful plastic ball 233
colorful toad 486
comb jelly 43
combat fan 52
Comet Drop 4
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 5
comfy pillow 15
commemorative war stein 2
communal gobstopper 17
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complex mushroom wine 3
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compression stocking 595
computronic processing unit 1
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concentrated fish broth 9
concentrated garbage juice 15
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concoction of clumsiness 4
confusing LED clock 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 98
contract enforcement stick 47
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 12
cookie cookie 7
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cool cat elixir 1
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cool mushroom 19
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cool whip 485
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cornuthaum 234
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corpse on the beach 126
corpsebite 14
corpsedriver 121
corpsetini 103
correction fluid 3
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corrupt club of corruption 1
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cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 67
cottage 2
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cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
crêepy mask 178
cracker 4
cranberries 3,230
cranberry cordial 33
cranberry cylinder 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 6
cranberry schnapps 1
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crappy camera 4
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy waiter disguise 524
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 53
crazy hobo notebook 286
crazy little Turkish delight 1,784
Crazymaker 8
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 4
cream stout 452
creamsicle 393
creepy doll head 73
creepy ginger ale 248
creepy voice box 85
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 9
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 10
CRIMBCO lanyard 3
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 18
CRIMBCOLOAF 16
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 115
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Credit 13
Crimbo crystal shards 14
Crimbo dinner 3
Crimbo dog sweater 1
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 155
Crimbo fudge 114
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 114
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Crimbo salad 17
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 2
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 3
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 91
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 3
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 3
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 3
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 13
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 11
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 7
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 8
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 11
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 6
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 9
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 10
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 7
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 7
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 7
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 5
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 14
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 10
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 6
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 10
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 3
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 7
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 8
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 9
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 9
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 4
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 15
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 10
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 8
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 10
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 5
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 2
Crimbuck 20
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 7
crossbow string 13
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crowbar 29
crowbarrr 25
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crown-shaped beanie 3
crude crudités 3
crude oil congealer 3
crude voodoo doll 117
crudles 165
cruelty-free wine 187
crumbling rat skull 10
crusty hula hoop 3
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crystal Crimbo goblet 4
crystal Crimbo platter 4
crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 6
crystal skull 1
crystalline cheer 1,948
crystalline reamer 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 2
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 6
CSA discount card 1
CSA obedience grenade 96
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 77
cube of billiard chalk 7
cube of ectoplasm 1
cup of hickory chicory 78
cup of infinite pencils 7
cup of lukewarm tea 29
cup of primitive beer 389
cupcake-in-a-cup 11
cuppa Activi tea 1
cuppa Alacri tea 1
cuppa Boo tea 1
cuppa Chari tea 1
cuppa Craft tea 1
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Dexteri tea 1
cuppa Feroci tea 1
cuppa Flamibili tea 1
cuppa Flexibili tea 1
cuppa Frost tea 1
cuppa Gill tea 1
cuppa Impregnabili tea 1
cuppa Improprie tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Irritabili tea 1
cuppa Loyal tea 1
cuppa Mana tea 1
cuppa Mediocri tea 1
cuppa Monstrosi tea 1
cuppa Morbidi tea 1
cuppa Nas tea 1
cuppa Net tea 1
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 1
cuppa Obscuri tea 1
cuppa Physicali tea 1
cuppa Proprie tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 1
cuppa Serendipi tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 1
cuppa Toast tea 1
cuppa Twen tea 1
cuppa Uncertain tea 1
cuppa Vitali tea 1
cuppa Voraci tea 1
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 1
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 106
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of black-label rum 10
cursed bottle of rum 7
cursed cannonball 1
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cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 6
cursed scrunchie 7
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cursed voodoo skull 4
cursed wishbone 2
custard pie 282
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cyan seashell 1
cyber-mattock 4
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cyborg stompin' boot 1
Cycloney 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 490
D roll 262
d10 21
d12 1
d20 12
d4 1
d6 2
d8 1
Dad's brandy 1
Daffy Taffy 81
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 1
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daisy 1
damp bar rag 1
damp old wallet 43
dance card 440
dancing fan 1
dangerous jerkcicle 423
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 16
Dark & Starry 5
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dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 146
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das boot 1
daub-breaker 2
day-old beer 10
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 2
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deactivated putty buddy 3
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dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 619
dead lights pie 10
dead meat bun 15
deadfall branch 9
deadly lampshade 22
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death blossom 52
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deck of tropical cards 2
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decorative fountain 166
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 32
deep six-shooter 85
dehydrated caviar 1,043
delectable catalyst 663
delectable fire ant 2
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delicious comfit? 8
delicious noodles 278
delicious salad 6
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delicious stinkbug 2
delicious swamp muck 151
deluxe fax machine 2
deluxe layer cake 12
demon buckler 6
demon skin 1,298
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 3
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demonic paste 1
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 22
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dented harmonica 360
dented spoon 1
deodorant 198
depantsing bomb 283
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 24
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
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desiccated apricot 1,471
desktop zen garden 5
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dethklok 1
devil hair pasta 15
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 4
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dew yoana salacious lei 13
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didgeridooka 1,369
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dill 109
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dire fudgesicle 562
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disassembled clover 1,708
disbelief suspenders 30
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disco ball 1,012
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disco horoscope (Capricorn) 19
disco horoscope (Gemini) 13
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disco horoscope (Libra) 18
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Dish of Clarified Butter 1
dishrag 90
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disturbing fanfic 840
Divine 95
divine blowout 5
divine can of silly string 7
divine champagne flute 2
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divine cracker 2
divine noisemaker 4
diving muff 4
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 61
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 79
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 52
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 7
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 2
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
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dog ointment 1
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doll house 9
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 102
dollhive 3
dollop of barbecue sauce 1
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 2
Dolphin King's crown 92
dolphin whistle 53
donated booze 1
donated candy 5
donated food 2
donkey flipbook 9
dope gangsta bling-bling 12
dope wheels 60
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 27
double entendre 4
double-barreled sling 106
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 2
double-ice gum 1
Doublepunchplanter 8
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 137
drab sonata 907
Drac & Tan 8
draggin' ball hat 492
dragon snaps 225
dragonfish caviar 118
Dramatic™ range 56
dread tarragon 1
dreadlock whip 131
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 59
dream of a dog 4
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1
dress pants 76
dried face 405
dried gelatinous cube 2
Drip Institute petri dish 30
Driplet 101
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 2
drippy bezoar 178
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drippy caviar 3
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drippy flux 1
drippy grub 4
drippy ichor 1
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drippy pigment 2
drippy pilsner 25
drippy plum(?) 45
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drippy seed 8
drippy staff 4
drippy stake 3
drippy stein 179
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 3
drive-thru burger 4
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 29
drone self-destruct chip 10
droopy doll eye 173
drop of water-37 82
droppable microphone 2
Drowsy Sword 413
drug cocktail sauce 18
drum machine 437
drum of pomade 3
drum of tommy ammo 407
Drunk Uncles holo-record 3
Drunken Astrophysicist 6
Drunken Neurologist 4
Drunken Philosopher 4
dry martini 5
dry noodles 25,595
dry vodka martini 15
drywall axe 388
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 11
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 1,605
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
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duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 18
DUFRESNE Suds 110
dull fish scale 277
dumb mud 6
Dump Truck 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 32
dungeoneering kit 82
duonoculars 154
Duskwalker fangs 126
Duskwalker syringe 381
Dust bunny 41
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 627
dusty bottle of Merlot 613
dusty bottle of Muscat 668
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 583
dusty bottle of Port 633
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 617
dusty Crimbo crate 37
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 2
dusty left second rear claw 2
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 3
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
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dusty right third rear claw 1
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dusty right twelfth rib 1
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dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
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dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
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dwarvish magazine 10
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Dyspepsi grenade 3
Dyspepsi-Cola 1,912
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 12
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 8
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Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 6
eagle feather 418
eagle's milk 517
ear poison 95
Earring of Fire 2
Earth and Firewater 4
Earth, Wind and Firewater 7
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Eau de Guaneau 121
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Ecto-Cooler 1
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effervescent potion 162
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eggbeater 75
eggman noodles 4
eggnog 317
eggwater 16
eighth plague 5
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato power sphere 136
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 16
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 14
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 12
elderly jawbreaker 12
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eldritch distillate 5
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electric snakebite 103
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eleven-foot pole 9
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Elfin shortbread 6
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 3
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Engorged Sausages and You 3
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ert grey goo ring 6
escargotsicle 20
especially salty dog 483
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essential tofu 3
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Event Horizon 8
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 567
evil golden arches 65
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eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 185
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 493
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eye of the Tiger-lily 52
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eyepatch 1,270
f3d0r4 406
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fabric softener 322
facehugging alien 21
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fancy bath salts 3,839
fancy beef jerky 6
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Fantasma en la Máquina 11
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fat bottom quark 63
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fat stacks of cash 47
fat wallet 10
Fauna Libre 7
FDKOL commendation 15
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 10
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felt 60
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 174
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ferret bait 2,075
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 148
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festive egg sac 14
festive holiday hat 8
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festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 598
Fettris 13
fettucini épines Inconnu 2
fettucini Inconnu 32
Feynman gate 2
fez of etymology 17
fiberglass insulation 9
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
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figurine of a charred seal 70
figurine of a cold seal 35
figurine of a cute baby seal 28
figurine of a shadowy seal 36
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figurine of a slippery seal 50
figurine of a stinking seal 63
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figurine of an ancient seal 136
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filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1,014
filet of The Fish 1
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filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 470
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 453
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filthy pestle 109
filthy poultice 564
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fishbone kneepads 1
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fishy fish 8
fishy fish casserole 38
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fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 3
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Five Second Energy™ 5
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzing spore pod 36
fizzy potion 187
flamin' bindle 8
Flamin' Whatshisname 52
Flaming Caipiranha 8
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flaming crutch 316
flaming feather 885
flaming glowsticks 4
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flange 306
flapper floppers 1
flaregun 235
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flayed mind 1
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fleetwood macaroni 2
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flickering pixel 3
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flirtatious feather 558
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floaty inverse geode 3
floaty pebbles 76
floaty rock 4
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floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 1,009
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flytrap pellet 179
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foam pistol 5
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Fog Murderer 10
foggy glass globe 1
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folder (D-Team) 1
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folder (KOLHS) 2
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folder (red) 1
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (smiley face) 1
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (sports car) 1
folder (sportsballs) 1
folder (Yedi) 1
folder (yellow) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 273
foon 3
foon of fearfulness 2
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
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forest tears 13
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fossilized bat skull 1
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fossilized limb 53
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 22
fossilized spine 11
fossilized torso 22
fossilized wing 20
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fountain 'soda' 17
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 886
frat brats 31
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 12
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freezerburned ice cube 15
freezin' bindle 8
freightcake 10
French bronilla brogurt 4
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freshwater fishbone 34
freshwater pearl necklace 363
fricasseed brains 366
fried air 84
Friendliness Beverage 252
friendly cheez blob 3
Friendly Turkey 7
frightful feather 725
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frigid fudgepuck 77
frigid hankyū 41
frigid mote 11
frigid ninja stars 1,262
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frilly shirt 30
frilly skirt 434
frog lip-print 1
Frogade 11
Fromage Pinotage 4
Frost™ brand sword 2
frost-rimed seal hide 31
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 26
frosty halo 3
Frosty's frosty mug 3
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 2
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frozen danish 1
frozen feather 582
frozen Mob Penguin 2
frozen mushroom 76
frozen nunchaku 95
frozen seal spine 6
frozen turtle shell 38
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fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 1
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fruitfilm 1
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Fu Manchu Wax 1
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fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 21,818
fudgecycle 3
fudgesicle 3
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fumble formula 17
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funky dried mushroom 1,027
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funny bone 192
furniture dolly 350
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furry green turtle 24
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furry kilt 2
furry pants 2
furry pill 212
furry skirt 2
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fustulent seal grulch 23
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fuzzy montera 103
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GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 97
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 12
gas balloon 1,018
gator skin 277
gatorskin umbrella 3
gattoo 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 318
gauze hammock 4
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gazing shoes 1
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Gearhead Goo 1
gelatinous meat mass 2
Genalen™ Bottle 236
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 1
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Gene Tonic: Slime 1
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General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 25
generic healing potion 2
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 5
Gets-You-Drunk 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
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ghost beer 13
ghost cucumber 127
ghost key 100
ghost of a necklace 226
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ghost pickle on a stick 2
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ghost toga 38
ghost trap 18
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ghostly ectoplasm 2
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 2,161
ghuol egg 1,964
ghuol egg quiche 202
ghuol guolash 1,171
ghuol-ear kabob 58
giant artisanal rice peeler 284
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 1
giant cactus quill 300
giant candy cane 3
giant cheesestick 3
giant clay ashtray 1
giant designer sunglasses 2
giant discarded bottlecap 169
giant discarded plastic fork 152
giant discarded torn-up glove 175
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 658
giant giant moth dust 618
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giant heirloom grape tomato 442
giant jar of protein powder 273
giant marshmallow 19
giant motorcycle boots 70
giant moxie weed 199
giant needle 1,331
giant pearl 9
giant penguin keychain 234
giant pinky ring 469
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
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giant spider leg 147
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 6
giant turkey leg 300
giant yellow gummi bear 4
giant yellow gummi ingot 6
gibson 30
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 13
gilded ancient cursed key 12
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 2
gimlet 77
gin and tonic 40
Gin Mint 3
gin-soaked blotter paper 58
ginger snaps 295
gingerbread bugbear 173
gingerbread horror 3
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mug 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 13
gingerbread robot 9
gingerbread wine 4
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
ginseng 2
giraffe-necked turtle 191
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 5
gladiator tunica 30
glark cable 566
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 50
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 13
glass of baboon milk 118
glass of bourbon 152
glass of drippy wine 6
glass of gnat milk 1
glass of goat's milk 520
glass of herbal tequila 129
glass of warm milk 1
glass of warm water 20
glass slipper 1
gleaming oyster egg 35
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 6
glistening fish meat 27
glistening oyster egg 30
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 1,212
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of cream cheese 8
glob of enchanted icing 221
glob of green slime 242
glob of melted wax 5
glob of salty molasses 864
glob of spoiled mayo 648
glob of undifferentiated tissue 1
globe of Deep Sauce 20
gloomy black mushroom 4
gloomy mushroom wine 5
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 3
glowing fungus 111
glowing red eye 1,261
glowing spore pod 27
glowing syringe 28
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 70
gnatloaf 10
gnatloaf casserole 21
gnatwing 1,149
gnatwing earring 3
gnauga hide 184
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 3
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 2
gnauga hide vest 3
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 5
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 11
gnoll lips 529
gnoll teeth 522
gnoll-tooth necklace 5
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 730
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish flyswatter 359
Gnollish pie server 250
Gnollish pie tin 529
Gnollish plunger 602
Gnollish sangria 2
Gnollish slotted spoon 356
Gnollish toolbox 921
Gnomish sagngria 4
Gnomish toolbox 4
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 5
Go-Wassail 84
goat 2
goat beard 96
goat cheese 321
goat cheese pizza 517
goat cheese taco 13
goatskin umbrella 326
gob of wet hair 4,005
goblin autoblowgun 16
goblin hunting spear 11
goblin paste 1
goblin water 6
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 168
gold crown 73
gold lamé pants 59
gold nuggets 41
gold star 139
gold tooth 16
gold toothbrush 1
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 5
gold wedding ring 264
golden fleece 36
golden gum 1
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 2
Golden Mean 8
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 1
golden twig 1
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Quiet 18
Good 'n' Slimy 48
good brain 306
good gravy 1
Goodfella contract 19
gooey drippy candy bar 1
gooey lava globs 1
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 2
googly eye 67
googly-star hat 1
gooified animal matter 267
gooified mineral matter 288
gooified vegetable matter 209
Gordon Bennett 107
gory drippy orb 1
goth kid t-shirt 22
GOTO 15
goulauncher 2
gourmet gourami oil 13
government 4
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government cheese 55
government food shipment 1
government-issued candy 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 6
gr8ps 1,127
grandfather watch 2
grape troll doll 3
grapefruit 1,200
grapes 792
grass blade 2
grass clippings 9
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 3
grassy cutlass 98
Grateful Undead T-shirt 52
grave robbing shovel 151
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 4
gray bow tie 28
grease gun 2
greasy paste 2
great big capacitor 52
great old fashioned 4
Great Older Fashioned 5
Greaves of the Murk Lord 6
Greek fire 1
green and red bean 1,670
green balloon 1
green beer 30
green BRICKO brick 3
Green Burlap 6
green candy heart 14
green candygram 1
green clay bead 1,279
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 5
green drunki-bear 5
green eggnog 6
green face paint 1
Green Giant 5
green gummi ingot 265
green hamhock 2
Green Manalishi 543
Green Muslin 7
green peawee marble 5
green pixel 2,887
green pixel potion 16
green pixie spog 2
green rocket 13
green smoke bomb 209
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 4
green-frosted astral cupcake 24
gremlin juice 631
gremlin mutagen 102
grey cube 1
Grey Guanon 5
grilled mooseflank 103
grim fairy tale 22
grimstone mask 67
grinning turtle 3
grip key 1
grisly shell fragment 18
grody jug 71
grog 236
grogpagne 1
groose grease 14
groovy prism necklace 2
groping claw 3
grouchy restless spirit 626
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 38
groupie spangles 8
grue egg 361
grue egg omelette 40
grumpy old man charrrm 264
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 5
grungy bandana 98
grungy flannel shirt 46
guancertina 5
guano coffee cup 155
guard turtle collar 60
guard turtle shell 169
guitar pick 443
gummi ammonite 2
gummi belemnite 2
gummi bowtie 2
gummi canary 2
gummi fang 19
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
gummi turtle 191
Gummi-DNA 22
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 1
gunky chicken 97
gunner's daughter 8
gunpowder burrito 5
guy made of bee pollen 160
gym shorts 3
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
gyroscope 5
hacked gibson 4
haggis socks 1
haggis-infused soap 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 4
hair of the calf 6
hair of the fish 4
hair oil 49
hair spray 2,400
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairy staff 2
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 270
half-baked potion 434
half-empty carton of milk 91
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 27
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 19
half-size scalpel 95
half-sized guitar 54
halfberd 14
halibut 1
ham steak 1
hambrosier 3
hamburger 253
hamethyst 150
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 2
hamlet sandwich 118
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 31
Hand in Glove 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 2
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-crafted candy cane 3
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 434
handful of crafty noodles 8
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 5
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of fire 4
handful of hand chalk 2,345
handful of honey 32
handful of juicy garbage 3
handful of Laughing Willow bark 7
handful of moss 794
handful of napalm 2
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 261
handful of pine needles 521
handful of sand 7,845
handful of sawdust 696
handful of Smithereens 4
handful of tips 234
handful of walnuts 300
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 200
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 113
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 7
hardboiled egg 3
hardware upgrade 2
harem girl t-shirt 73
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 95
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Haymaker 7
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 7
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hedgeturtle 351
Heimandatz's heart 4
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
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hell in a bucket 6
Hell ramen 137
Hellfire Spicy Beans 5
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hellseal claw 710
hellseal whisker 654
Helm of the Scream Emperor 11
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 55
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hep waders 3
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Herring Wallbanger 5
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Herringtini 7
hi-octane carrot juice 7
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high-pressure seltzer bottle 9
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Highest Bitter 5
hill of beans 2,443
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 7
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hippo whip 2
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Hippy Army MPE 1,843
hippy bongo 85
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Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
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Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
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Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
holiday cheese log 3
holiday log 4
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Hollandaise helmet 1,626
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homemade robot gear 1
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hot wing 3,449
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How to Avoid Scams 3
How to Play Othello 7
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Humanitini 3
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 772
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ice-cold Willer 3,195
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iGoogly 2
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2
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Imp Ale 7,034
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inkwell 1,135
inky squid sauce 53
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Inner Truth 8
Inner Wisdom 12
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Interview With You (a Vampire) 6
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 2
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irritability potion 6
iShield 1
Island Hurricane 6
Island Landslide 3
Island Thunderstorm 1
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jagged tooth 14
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jar full of wind 704
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jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 6
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 10
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 7
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 4
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 4
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 4
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Jarlsberg's key lime 4
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jawbruiser 10
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Jerks' Health™ Magazine 10
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junk yard 19
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ketchup 3
ketchup hound 1,887
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Kissin' Cousins 8
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kiwi beak 18
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knight cookie 1
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Knob Goblin elite helm 128
Knob Goblin elite pants 140
Knob Goblin elite polearm 136
Knob Goblin elite shirt 60
Knob Goblin eyedrops 56
Knob Goblin firecracker 1,446
Knob Goblin harem pants 714
Knob Goblin harem veil 768
Knob Goblin learning pill 10
Knob Goblin love potion 372
Knob Goblin lunchbox 13
Knob Goblin melon baller 114
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Knob Goblin pants 801
Knob Goblin perfume 255
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Knob Goblin seltzer 981
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 10
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Knob Goblin steroids 363
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 343
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
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knob mushroom wine 5
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Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 2
Kokomo Resort Chip 87
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 68
Kokomo Resort Pass 36
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 153
Krakrox's Loincloth 4
kumquartz 50
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kumquat 778
kumquat supersucker 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 55
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 24
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 4
lab-grown meat 55
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large tankard of ale 8
Lars the Cyberian 2
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lavawater 6
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lavender plastic oyster egg 8
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Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 3
leaf of grass 32
leaflet 24
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leathery bat skin 1,171
leathery cat skin 1,113
leathery rat skin 3,828
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 3
leechknife 10
left bracket 7
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leftover canapés 3
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers 2
leftovers of indeterminate origin 532
leftovers sandwich 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
legitimate business on the beach 109
lemon 4,245
lemon meringue pie 7
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lemony scales 43
length of string 1
leotarrrd 17
leprechaun hatchling 6
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lesser grodulated violet 4
Let Me Be! 17
letterman's jacket 4
lewd playing card 13
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 14
libertagliatelle 1
library card 8
licorice boa 2
licorice garrote 10
licorice root 128
licorice snake 1
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lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 2,640
lihc eye pie 150
lihc face 926
limburger biker boots 5
lime 973
lime supersucker 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 218
line 2,294
linguini immondizia bianco 3
linguini of the sea 5
linoleum crossbow 19
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum meat stack 8
linoleum ore 86
linoleum staff 12
linoleum stick 3
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lint 2
lion oil 802
liquid bread 8
liquid ice 6
liquid smoke 1
liquid SONAR 9
literal grasshopper 3
little black book 85
little paper umbrella 6,442
little parachute guy 1
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little red book 3
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little wooden mannequin 1
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live nautical mine 14
live wire 7
liver and let pie 21
liver popsicle 12
llama lama gong 68
loaded serum blowgun 2
loadstone 75
loaf of soda bread 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobos Mints 8
Lobster qua Grill 7
Lockenstock™ sandals 986
Locust 7
logging hatchet 5
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Lollipop Drop 5
lollipop stick 737
London frog 2
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long pork casserole 39
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long skinny balloon 692
long-forgotten necklace 10
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 19
loofah lumberjack's hat 1
loose purse strings 30
loose teeth 5,003
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 28
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 6
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 398
los chinos 8
lost elf luggage 161
lost key 2
lotion of coldness 39
lotion of hotness 25
lotion of sleaziness 11
lotion of spookiness 12
lotion of stench 13
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
LOV Elixir #3 1
LOV Elixir #6 1
LOV Elixir #9 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 5
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love song of vague ambiguity 4
lovecat tail 1
low tide martini 5
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lowercase N 863
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Lucky Surprise Egg 15
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lumbering jack 20
Lumineux Limnio 4
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lump of clay 5
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lump of diamond 288
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lunar isotope 10,505
lupine sword 13
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lynyrd musk 431
lynyrd skin 3
lynyrd snare 405
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lynyrdskin cap 6
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M-242 71
macaroni duck 3
Mace of the Tortoise 61
machetito 4
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mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 2,194
madius 8
Mae West 175
Mae West with a fly in it 3
mafia aria 2
mafia filofax 5
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magical mystery juice 458
magicalness-in-a-can 564
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magilaser blastercannon 656
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
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mangled squirrel 26
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Manual of Lock Picking 2
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maple leaf 2
maple syrup 62
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marble medallion 1
margarita 174
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mariachi hat 1,643
mariachi pants 27
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 20
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
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Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 3
Mark of the Ghost 3
Mark of the Skeleton 2
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 4
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 8
marshmallow 196
marshmallow flambé 1
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martiny 6
Marvin's marvelous pill 5
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massive gemstone 111
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 5
massive sitar 2
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mauve plastic oyster egg 6
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 34
mauve striped oyster egg 19
Maxing, Relaxing 6
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 138
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 8
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2,712
meadeorite 5
meat cowboy hat 2
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meat engine 65
meat face 2
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meat golem 4
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meat paste 809,738
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meat st‰¿bing club 2
meat stack 3,765
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 11,814
meatball 150
meatcar model 2
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meatsmithing guide 3
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 2
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 246
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 2,292
Meleegra™ pills 374
melon-infused sake 6
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melty plastic grenade 1
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memory of a T 8
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memory of some delicious amino acids 6
menorette 2
mentholated wine 5
menudo 4
menudo ravioli 23
Mer-kin begsign 10
Mer-kin breastplate 18
Mer-kin bunwig 16
Mer-kin cancerstick 16
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Mer-kin cookiestove 644
Mer-kin cooljuice 82
Mer-kin darkbook 3
Mer-kin digpick 4
Mer-kin dragbelt 3
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Mer-kin fastjuice 16
Mer-kin finpaddle 12
Mer-kin fitbrine 16
Mer-kin foodbucket 282
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Mer-kin gutgirdle 4
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Mer-kin healscroll 186
Mer-kin hidepaint 68
Mer-kin hookspear 64
Mer-kin killscroll 52
Mer-kin knucklebone 20
Mer-kin lipstick 39
Mer-kin mouthsoap 42
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Mer-kin pinkslip 19
Mer-kin prayerbeads 38
Mer-kin pressureglobe 116
Mer-kin ragejuice 20
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 18
Mer-kin saltsquid 36
Mer-kin sawdust 20
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 60
Mer-kin sneakmask 18
Mer-kin stopwatch 4
Mer-kin strongjuice 15
Mer-kin takebag 54
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 467
Mer-kin weaksauce 21
Mer-kin wordquiz 157
Mer-kin worktea 29
mermaid's purse 3
mesh cap 837
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 6
metal band T-shirt 18
metal mandible 1
metallic A 2,319
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metallic foil radar dish 1
metandienone 3
meteoreo 2
Meteorite-Ade 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 71
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,390
microwave stogie 1
mid-level medieval mead 14
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 7
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 220
milk of magnesium 17
Milk Studs 297
milky potion 180
mime army camouflage kit 1
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mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
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mime eraser 10
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mime soul fragment 17
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mimosette 20
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mineapple 5
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miniature espresso maker 1
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miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 6
miniature pruning shears 1
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Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
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Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 78
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 2
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
missing wine 13
Misty Cape 123
Misty Cloak 112
Misty Robe 103
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
mixed wildflower greens 40
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
mocking turtle 170
modern picture frame 3
Mohawk wig 571
Mohobo 4
moist Crimbo spices 742
moist sailor's cap 12
mojo filter 161
mole molé 36
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1,864
molten brick 35
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 487
Mon Tiki 128
monkey wrench 219
monomolecular yo-yo 4
Monstar energy beverage 1,148
monster bait 1
monster pants 1
monstrous monocle 1
Moon Pie 11
moonberry wine cooler 169
Moonds 7
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Moonshine Mohobo 4
Moonthril Schnapps 1
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moose chocolate 127
moose thought 136
mooseflank 299
moosemeat pie 1
Morbidda trading card 3
More Humanitini than Humanitini 6
moreltini 3
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 14
morning dew 2
Mornington crescent roll 235
Mortimer's nostrum 108
Morto Moreto 4
mostly-broken sunglasses 288
mother's little helper 411
mother's secret recipe 9
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 38
Mountain Stream gastrique 34
Mountain Stream soda 4,045
mouse skull 154
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 2,309
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 7
Mr. Mediocrebar 33
MSG 653
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 15
muculent machete 2
muddy pirate hat 7
Mudflap-Girl Earring 4
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
muffled muffuletta 11
mugcake 6
mulberry 12
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mulled hobo wine 3
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multi-level marzipan 11
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mummy mask 6
mummy wrapping 3,186
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Murderer's Punch 7
murky potion 200
Muschat 9
mushroom fermenting solution 141
mushroom filet 5
mushroom pizza 39
mushroom whiskey 4
musk turtle 99
muskox-skin cap 7
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mutant rattlesnake egg 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 14
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Mysterious Island iced tea 3
mysterious silver lapel pin 29
nachos of the night 4
nailswurst 4
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nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
nanofiber cloth 6
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Nardz energy beverage 89
nasty rat mask 3
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 3
nastygeist 162
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 2
natto-infused sake 7
natty blue ascot 14
natural fennel soda 902
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 35
Necbro wafers 5
necklace chain 36
Necrotelicomnicon 8
necrotizing body spray 36
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 35
nega-mushroom wine 1
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Neuromancer 124
neurostim pill 23
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New Age healing crystal 281
New Age hurting crystal 131
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 235
Newark 4
Newbiesport™ tent 429
Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 71
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 23
night-vision goggles 6
Nightstalker perfume 10
ninja carabiner 9
ninja crampons 12
ninja hot pants 310
ninja mop 76
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 11
non-aged vinegar 104
non-Euclidean angle 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
non-stick pugil stick 2
Northern pemmican 4
Nose Ring of Putrescence 3
not-a-pipe 16
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 83
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 110
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 93
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 24
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 23
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 29
nothing-in-the-box 321
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 7
novelty tattoo sleeves 9
Now and Earlier 2
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 18
Nuclear Blastball 6
nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 86
nugget of sodium 1
nurse's hat 26
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nutty organic salad 6
O 11
O'RLY manual 386
obnoxious riddle 2
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obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 227
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 13
octopus's spade 17
odd silver coin 14
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 14
off-white plastic oyster egg 19
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 31
off-white striped oyster egg 31
office-supply crossbow 2
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 41
Oh, the Humanitini 6
oil cap 4
oil lamp 4
oil of expertise 16
oil of oiliness 6
Oil of Parrrlay 362
oil of slipperiness 3
oil of stability 5
oil pan 9
oil shell 38
oil slacks 4
oily boid 16
oily golden mushroom 4
oily mushroom wine 5
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 225
ojo de pez burrito 3
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 10
old bronzer 239
old candy wrapper 8
old chum 34
old coin purse 885
old dry bone 1
old eyebrow pencil 240
old leather wallet 337
old rosewater cream 240
old school calculator watch 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 4
old sweatpants 810
old-fashioned 14
oldcake 9
olive 2,206
olive lo mein 31
olive stir-fry 4
one pill 595
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 4
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 2
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 3
oozenog 13
open sauce 681
opera mask 168
orange 978
orange and black Crimboween candy 6
orange candy heart 41
orange candygram 1
orange leather lanyard 1
orange peel hat 18
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 2
Orange Star of Sacrifice 34
orange-frosted astral cupcake 83
Orangemageddon wine cooler 20
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orc wrist 301
Orcish baseball cap 376
Orcish cargo shorts 396
Orcish frat-paddle 111
orcish hand lotion 875
Orcish meat locker 6
orcish nailing lube 824
orcish rubber 1,056
orcish stud-finder 306
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 1,171
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornamental sextant 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 13
ornate ancient cursed key 17
ornate picture frame 75
Othello's dagger 9
Othello's handkerchief 8
Othello's military jacket 5
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 7
Outer Wolf™ cologne 4
outlaw bandana 54
oven mitts 583
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 1,276
overloaded micro-reactor 313
overpowering mushroom wine 7
overpriced "imported" beer 155
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 2,929
oversized pizza cutter 687
oversized skullcap 192
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 381
oyster basket 49
oyster egg balloon 1
oyster sauce 2
P.B.L.T. 6
pacification grenade 2
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 2
pack of chewing gum 11
pack of KWE trading card 64
pack of pogs 148
packet of beer nuts 53
packet of orchid seeds 3
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
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PADL Phone 3,034
pail 662
Pain Dip 2
painful penne pasta 7
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 6
paint bomb 1
painted shield 2
painted turtle 28
painting of a glass of wine 168
pair of bolt cutters 12
pair of government shades 7
pair of pearidot earrings 4
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 105
palm frond 1,251
palm-frond capris 3
palm-frond cloak 4
palm-frond fan 3
palm-frond net 3
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 3
panhandle panhandling hat 5
pants kit 27
pants of the Slug Lord 117
panty raider camouflage 140
papaya 1,406
papaya sling 36
papaya slung 34
papaya taco 68
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 719
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 8
paraffin palazzos 2
paraffin pendant 2
paraffin pith helmet 2
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paraffin pseudoaccordion 2
paraffin punching bag 2
paranormal ricotta 30
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parasitic headgnawer 3
parasitic strangleworm 3
parasitic tentacles 3
parisian cathouse 36
party beer bomb 4
party hat 24
Party-in-a-Can™ 1
passable elf mask 12
pasta spoon 884
Pasta Spoon of Peril 48
pat of butter 2
pat-a-cake pendant 50
patchouli incense stick 619
patchouli oil bomb 772
patent aggression tonic 2
patent alacrity tonic 2
patent antipsychotics 15
patent avarice tonic 2
patent invisibility tonic 2
patent leather shoes 26
patent preventative tonic 2
patent sallowness tonic 3
pawn cookie 2
PB&BP 2
PB&J with the crusts cut off 2
peace accordion 1
peace-sign necklace 8
peach 241
peach lozenge 6
peach pie 478
peanut brittle shield 2
peanut sauce 2
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pear lozenge 11
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pear tart 370
pearidot 53
pearlescent oyster egg 22
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 478
pecan pie 3
PEEZ dispenser 238
pencil kunai 80
pencil stub 564
Pendant of Fire 2
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
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penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 3
penguin skin 5
penguin skin buckler 3
penguin thesaurus 34
penguin whip 3
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 3
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 363
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 1,347
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 2
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint spine 4
peppermint sprout 32
peppermint tailings 702
peppermint twist 3
peppermint-scented socks 43
percent sign 16
perfect cosmopolitan 7
perfect dark and stormy 7
perfect ice cube 3
perfect mimosa 5
perfect negroni 6
perfect old-fashioned 5
perfect paloma 10
perfectly fair coin 1
perforated battle paddle 1,479
perfume of prejudice 3
perl necklace 11
perpendicular hula 60
personal massager 2
personalizable gingerbread cookie 2
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 3
pestoblade 3
pestopiary 273
pet anemone 1
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 3
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 11
petit fortran 9
petrified noodles 19
petrified wood 69
pewter claymore 120
pewter shavings 1
ph balancer 1
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 135
phat turquoise bracelet 49
Phil Collins 4
philosopher's scone 284
philter of phorce 624
phish stick 9
Phlegethon 2
phonics down 2,356
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2,378
physiostim pill 53
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pickelhaube 15
pickle-flavored chewing gum 244
pickled egg 77
pickled grasshopper 7
picky tweezers 2
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
picture of you 1
Piddles 4
pie crust 569
pie man was not meant to eat 332
piece of after eight 20
piece of wedding cake 910
piercing post 32
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 2
pigeon egg 371
pile of candy 209
pile of dusty animal bones 1,102
pile of gold coins 30
pile of jumping beans 216
pile of smoking rags 1
pile of Trainbot parts 350
pill cup 759
pillow shell 21
pimpin' meat hat 2
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pine cone 3
pine tar 7
Pine-Fresh air freshener 104
pineapple slab 3
pink candy heart 12
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 2,548
Pink Heart of Spirit 50
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 34
pink slime 375
pink-belly slapper 15
pink-frosted astral cupcake 29
pint of sweat 28
pipe wrench 3
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pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 1
pirate pamphlet 2
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piscatini 6
pitchfork 176
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pixel beer 6
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 28
pixel daiquiri 4
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 2
pixel holy water 28
pixel lemon 2
pixel morning star 2
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 1
pixel power cell 16
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pixel stopwatch 1
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pixel whip 2
pixellated candy heart 27
pixellated moneybag 24
pixie axie 1
Plague of Locusts 5
plaid bandage 1
plaid cowboy hat 22
plaid pocket square 1
plaid skirt 1
plaid swatch 375
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plain brown wrapper 2
plain candy cane 14
plain old beer 7
plain paper hat 3
plain pizza 48
plain snowcone 73
plastic bazooka 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 24
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 295
plastic ingot 225
plastic Jefferson wings 1
plastic nightmare troll 1
plastic nunchaku 1
plastic passion fruit 2
plastic spider ring 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 3
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 4
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
PlexiPips 14
plot hole 1,084
plum 250
plum lozenge 6
plum wine 68
plumber's lunch 12
plump juicy grub 7
plus one 1
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
Pneumo bar 1
pocket ace 27
pocket maze 1
pocket theremin 73
pocketwatch on a chain 7
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 2
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 3
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 2
pog #10 (hobo) 3
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 285
pointy mushroom 101
pointy mushroom wine 7
pointy red hat 7
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
poisonous caviar 12
poisonsettia 181
Pokëmann band-aid 2
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
poker face paint 1
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 14
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 38
polyalloy shield 1
polyeaster egg 7
polyester pad 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester pulsera 2
Polysniff Perfume 424
poncho de azucar 1
poodle skirt 2
pool cue 456
pool of liquid metal 28
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 11
poppy 4,243
popsicle stick 205
popular tart 118
porcelain candy dish 3
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 5
pork elf goodies sack 300
porkpocket 1
porquoise 147
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 2
portable cassette player 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable dam 8
portable motorcycle 1
portable Othello set 2
portable photocopier 30
portable ping-pong table 1
portable table 94
portable wall 4
possessed tomato 36
possessed top 8
possibility potion 30
potato alarm clock 14
potato masher 1
potato pistol 2
potato sprout 13
potent potion of potency 17
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 71
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 406
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 25
poutine 80
poutine pole 2
powdered candy sushi set 13
powdered donut 418
powdered gold 21
powdered organs 153
powdered powdered sugar 13
powdered sealbone 65
powdered wig 89
power pill 3
power sock 1
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 6
pr0n cocktail 44
pr0n legs 1,155
pr0n m4nic0tti 16
pr0n stir-fry 2
pr0n taco 32
precious piercing post 16
pregnant mushroom 2
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 733
prescription noodles 42
prescription teeth whitener 1
press-on ribs 36
pressurized potion of perception 3
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of possessiveness 4
pressurized potion of proficiency 2
pressurized potion of puissance 2
pressurized potion of pulchritude 2
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 7
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 3
priceless diamond 1
primitive alien booze 3
primitive candy cane 10
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 45
pristine fish scale 10
pristine walrus tusk 4
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 30
probability potion 1,161
procrastination potion 1,104
Professor What T-Shirt 206
programmable turtle 115
projectile chemistry set 122
projectile icemaker 3
prosthetic forehead 17
protection stick 39
protein paste 5
prussian cathouse 712
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 4
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 2
Psychotic Train wine 323
pteruges 6
puce paisley oyster egg 24
puce plastic oyster egg 31
puce polka-dot oyster egg 9
puce striped oyster egg 3
puff of smoke 13
pufferfish spine 55
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pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulsing flesh 20
pumpkin 3
pumpkin beer 14
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 2
pumpkin pie 5
pumpkinhead mask 33
Punchplanter 4
punk rock jacket 302
purple clay bead 345
purple corpsel 19
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 2
purple pixel pie 2
purple prose pen 59
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 33
Putrid Pendant 2
PVC staff 2
pygmy blowgun 448
pygmy briefs 174
pygmy concertinette 2
pygmy dart 1
pygmy nose-bone 196
pygmy papers 1
pygmy phone number 586
pygmy pygment 443
pygmy spear 102
Quaatorade™ 5
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 17
quantum of familiar 14
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 11
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 23
queen cookie 8
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 150
quirky accordion 1
R'lyeh 5
rabbit punch 15
Racisto Ruidoso 4
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 12
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 5
Radberry Rip wine cooler 9
radiation-resistant helmet 27
radiator heater shield 20
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 796
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 2
rainbow sauce 5
rainbow tie 1
raisin 35
ram horns 87
ram stick 113
Ram's Face Lager 549
ram-battering staff 9
raspberry 2,007
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 691
rat appendix kabob 89
rat appendix stir-fry 78
rat carcass 28
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 2
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 32
ratgut 2,038
ratini 114
ratskin belt 3
rattail whip 4
rattler rattle 205
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 262
ravenous eye 1
ravioli della hippy 10
ravioli hat 1,684
raw cranberry sauce 6
raw gravy 4
raw green beans 1
raw mincemeat 3
raw potato 2
raw stuffing 1
raw sweet potato 2
raw turkey 4
razor-sharp can lid 2,100
razor-tipped yo-yo 4
really dense meat stack 166
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 4
really nice lump of coal 1
really nice net 1
really really sticky spider web 6
really sticky spider web 2
really thick bandage 10
really thick spine 226
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 23
recording of Chorale of Companionship 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 7
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 12
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 23
recursive spline reticulator 5
red ale 14
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 3
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 459
red box 1,734
red button 2,520
red China marble 1
red class ring 1,359
red coin 1
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 7
red eye 92
red face paint 1
red foxglove 20
red gummi ingot 276
red letter 5
red masque 1
red money bag 50
red paisley oyster egg 12
Red Pill 1
red pixel 2,225
red pixel potion 125
red plastic baby 9
red plastic oyster egg 33
red polka-dot oyster egg 11
red potion 86
red red wine 7
Red Rover BB gun 2
red rum 14
Red Russian 1
red shirt 2
red shoe 3
red silk skirt 41
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 28
red tulip 18
red velvet cake 5
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green microcamera 1
red-headed corpse 11
red-hot boilermaker 152
redrum 205
reflection of a map 16
Regular Cloaca Cola 8
regular-size brogurt 9
reindeer hammer 2
reindeer sickle 2
reinforced beaded headband 2,499
reinforced furry underpants 2
remaindered axe 184
remorseless knife 3
reodorant 638
repeating crossbow 2
resolution: be feistier 3
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 2
resolution: be sexier 3
resolution: be smarter 3
resolution: be stronger 3
resolution: be wealthier 1
respected companion biscuit 5
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 814
reusable shopping bag 2
reverse Tantalus 6
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 15
rhinoceros horn 45
rib of the Bonerdagon 108
ribbon candy 39
ribbon candy ascot 1
riboflavin 3
rice bowl 61
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 22
ridiculous sunglasses 2
ridiculously huge sword 549
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 54
right half of a heart necklace 3
right parenthesis 13
rigid carapace 25
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 323
ring of cold resistance 6
ring of conflict 8
ring of Detect Boring Doors 9
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 5
ring of gain strength 6
ring of half-assed regeneration 183
ring of increase damage 3
ring of teleportation 4
ring of telling skeletons what to do 4
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 45
roasted duck 9
roasted marshmallow 212
robin nog 5
robin's egg 8
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 1,394
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 32
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 46
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 49
rocket fuel 8
rockfish stomach 9
rockin' wagon 19
rocky raccoon 1,030
rocky road ice cream 2
rodeo whiskey 41
rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 24
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 160
roll of meat 3
roll of toilet paper 5,011
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 2
rolling pin 3
Roman sadnals 11
Rompedores de Fantasmas 5
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 3
root beer 5
rose 1,579
rotten tomato 1
rotting beefsteak 2
rough fish scale 216
round blue bomb 135
round green sunglasses 100
round purple sunglasses 2,337
royal jelly 404
royal jelly taco 27
rubber axe 14
rubber band gun 1
rubber gloves 3
rubber ribcage 59
rubber spatula 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 68
rubber WWJD? bracelet 79
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 80
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 64
ruby on canes 12
ruby W 1,019
rum and cola 224
rum barrel charrrm 226
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny fermented egg 11
runny icing 1,119
Russian Ice 4
rusted-out shootin' iron 42
rusty bonesaw 14
rusty broken diving helmet 17
rusty chain necklace 79
rusty compass 17
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 499
rusty hedge trimmers 671
rusty metal key 4
rusty metal ring 6
rusty metal shaft 6
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 4
rusty porthole 18
rusty rivet 92
rusty speargun 14
rusty staff 1
rusty valve wheel 4
rxr shield 1
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 31
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 2
S.T.L.T. 5
sabre teeth 331
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Sacramento wine 56
Safari Jack's moustache 12
safarrri hat 25
safety vest 2
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 2,024
salacious crumbs 270
salacious lychee chuhai 7
salacious screwdiver 4
salamander slurry 39
salamander spleen 68
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 54
Salsa de las Epocas 1
Salsa Libre 1
salt plum 1,053
salt plum sake 14
salt wages 310
salt water taffy 1
salty dog 74
salty drippy candy bar 1
salty gumdrop 185
salty slug 31
samurai turtle 2
samurai turtle helmet 2
sand dollar 1,138
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 2
sangria 123
Sangria de Menthe 3
Satan hat 1
Saturday Night Special 121
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 1,585
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 390
sausage pizza 38
sausage without a cause 3
sausage wonton 14
savory crossbow 1
savory dry noodles 1,537
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 276
sawblade fragment 1
sawblade shield 100
Sazerorc 8
Sazuruk-hai 8
scale-mail underwear 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 9
scary death orb 2
scented massage oil 92
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
school spirit socket set 1
Schrödinger's thermos 73
scimitar cozy 1
scintillating oyster egg 4
scintillating powder 2
scissor duck 2
scorpion whip 275
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap metal 47
scrap of shadow 17
scrap of sticky paper 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 4
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
screwdiver 7
screwdriver 71
screwing pooch 308
scroll case 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 42
scroll of drastic healing 1,939
scroll of pasta summoning 195
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 6
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