Jicken Wings Display Case Database

The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database
[ Home ] [ About ] [ Sets ] [ Images ] [ News ] [ FAQ ] [ Stats ]

Set Query

Sets of Items

Display Case for Wolfman6666 (#1582692)

This player is a member of the clan Old CW's Germ Free Clan.

Show items that Wolfman6666

Wolfman6666 (#1582692)

This player has 4,006 unique items and 192,819 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	Franken Stein	1
	"caramel" orange	43
	"DRINK ME" potion	21
	"meat" stick	1,252
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	4
	Überraschthexengebräu	19
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	2
	1-ball	70
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	34
	2-ball	59
	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	56
	30669 scroll	22
	33398 scroll	25
	334 scroll	33
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	20
	4-ball	74
	4-dimensional fez	2
	4-dimensional guitar	13
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	55
	6-ball	61
	7-ball	45
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	42
	8-ball	299
	8-bit banana	4
	9-ball	1
	a butt tuba	20
	a little sump'm sump'm	6
	A muse-bouche	16
	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
	abandoned candy	2
	abominable snowcone	5
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: purpose	1
	abstraction: sensation	3
	abstraction: thought	3
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	acceptable bagel	167
	accidental cider	63
	accord ion	1
	acid-squirting flower	58
	acoustic guitarrr	8
	actual reality goggles	64
	actual tapas	5
	adder	84
	adder bladder	111
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	3
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	16
	agnolotti arboli	1
	agua de vida	22
	Aiolion	2
	airblaster gun	124
	airborne mutagen	6
	Alewife™ Ale	32
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien animal goo	10
	alien autoautopsy kit	16
	alien drugs	79
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien hologram projector	18
	alien meat	96
	alien plant goo	12
	alien sandwich	1
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	109
	all-year sucker	1
	alphabet gum	15
	Amanitee	1
	Ambitious Turkey	4
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	4
	amok pudding	20
	amok putter	12
	amulet of extreme plot significance	84
	ancient calendar fragment	8
	ancient frozen dinner	71
	ancient ice cream scoop	187
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1,618
	ancient pills	26
	ancient poisoned dart	90
	Ancient Protector Soda	7
	ancient protein powder	622
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	430
	ancient stone fist	5
	ancient stone head	3
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
	anemone nematocyst	1
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	Angry Farmer candy	138
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	13
	angst burger	3
	anise-flavored venom	4
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	21
	ankleweights	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	10
	ant agonist	19
	ant hoe	2
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	22
	antimatter wad	5
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	2
	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	57
	antique hand mirror	10
	antique helmet	68
	antique machete	8
	antique nutcracker figurine	1
	antique packet of ketchup	61
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	51
	antique spear	62
	Argarggagarg's fang	4
	armgun	121
	arrowgram	86
	arrrgyle socks	30
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	36
	artisanal limoncello	20
	asbestos apron	27
	asbestos crossbow	2
	asbestos ore	47
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	16
	ASCII fu manchu	15
	ASCII shirt	4
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	84
	assassin's cheese knife	18
	asshat	9
	asteroid belt	1
	astral mushroom	4
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	2
	attorney's badge	43
	autocalliope	2
	automa-bot parts	145
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	480
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	bätzle	2
	baby bark scorpion	1
	baby killer bee	13
	backwoods screwdriver	70
	BACON	2
	bacon bath ball	2
	baconstone	90
	baconstone pendant	1
	badass belt	26
	badass pie	2
	badge of authority	1
	bag of bones	6
	bag of Cheat-Os	171
	bag of GORF	217
	bag of GORP	791
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1,484
	bag of lard	6
	bag of many confections	7
	bag of park garbage	979
	bag of pygmy blood	17
	bag of QWOP	107
	bag of random words	20
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	209
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	7
	Baja sopapilla	8
	balaclava	9
	balaclava baklava	6
	balanced antler	1
	ball	9
	balloon helmet	4
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	32
	baloney rotgut	21
	banana	77
	banana peel	8
	bananagate	2
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	baobab sap	2
	bar skin	166
	bargain flash powder	14
	baritone accordion	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	7
	barnacled barrel	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	35
	barrel beryl	5
	barrel cracker	82
	barrel gun	2
	barrel pickle	111
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	17
	barrrnacle	23
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	Barulio's bottle	15
	basaltamander tongue	19
	baseball	171
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	119
	bat haggis	2
	bat wing	423
	bat wing kabob	1
	batarang	20
	batblade	104
	batgut	442
	bath ball gift set	3
	batskin belt	18
	battery-powered drill	3
	Battlie Light Saver	42
	bazookafish bubble gum	12
	beach glass bead	54
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	787
	beaten-up Chucks	3
	beaver punch (cherry)	1
	beaver punch (papaya)	1
	beaver punch (peach)	5
	beaver spear	4
	beavermouth	85
	bed of coals	1
	beefy fish meat	13
	beefy pill	13
	beer bomb	535
	beer bong	227
	beer helmet	376
	beer lens	48
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	20
	beertini	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	beggin' cologne	3
	beige clambroth marble	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	2
	bejeweled pledge pin	147
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	8
	Belt of Howling Anger	2
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
	bent scrap metal	13
	berries of suffering	22
	Bettie page	1
	BGE merchandise order form	6
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	6
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	4
	big bass drum	31
	big boom	1
	big dribbly candle	8
	Big Punk	14
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	75
	big rock	15
	bilge wine	264
	bindlestocking	4
	bird rib	40
	birdbone corset	3
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	12
	bit of clingfilm	19
	bit-o-cactus	86
	bite-me-red lipstick	8
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	black & tan	27
	black and white cracker	3
	black blade	145
	Black Body™ spray	14
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black cherry soda	4
	black cloak	4
	black Crimbo ball	1
	black eye shadow	11
	black eyedrops	2
	black forest cake	38
	black forest ham	22
	black friar's tonsure	38
	black gold	14
	black greaves	27
	black helmet	39
	black kettle drum	19
	black label	42
	black magic powder	37
	Black No. 2	62
	black pension check	5
	black pepper	22
	black pixel	833
	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
	black pudding	39
	black sheepskin diploma	12
	black shield	20
	black snake skin	70
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	10
	black sword	23
	blackberry	294
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry polite	15
	Blackfly Chardonnay	20
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	3
	Blatantly Canadian	11
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	2
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	61
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	19
	blob of Alphredo™	3
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood flower	1
	blood kiwi	1
	blood of the Wereseal	7
	blood sausage	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	12
	bloodstain stick	42
	bloody beer	5
	bloody clown pants	90
	bloody mary	1
	blowdart	7
	blue class ring	147
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	8
	blue grass	23
	blue lava globs	1
	blue oyster badge	291
	blue paisley oyster egg	2
	blue pixel	800
	blue pixel potion	10
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	3
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	72
	blue shell	1
	blue striped oyster egg	5
	blue tulip	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boiling seal blood	9
	bone abacus	20
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	12
	bone chips	26
	bone flute	36
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	Bonestabber	1
	booby trap	11
	book of matches	183
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	boot flask	1
	boot knife	9
	BOOterfinger	5
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
	booty chest charrrm	68
	booze drive button	1
	booze-soaked cherry	4
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	4
	Boris's bread	1
	Boris's ring	5
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	50
	bottle of Amontillado	36
	bottle of anís	7
	bottle of antifreeze	6
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of bubbles	175
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	70
	bottle of cooking sherry	71
	bottle of Definit	51
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	41
	bottle of Evermore	10
	bottle of fire	101
	bottle of fruity "wine"	2
	bottle of gin	256
	bottle of goofballs	5
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	53
	bottle of laundry sherry	25
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	58
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	175
	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
	bottle of Ooze-O	14
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	5
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
	bottle of pirate juice	6
	bottle of popskull	58
	bottle of Red-Out	17
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
	bottle of rum	310
	bottle of sake	17
	bottle of sewage schnapps	54
	bottle of tequila	227
	bottle of ultravitamins	14
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
	bottle of vodka	281
	bottle of whiskey	414
	bottle of wine	161
	bottle opener belt buckle	192
	bottled swamp gas	9
	boulder	9
	bowl of cottage cheese	96
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	29
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of mernudo	103
	Bowl of Scorpions	7
	Bowlet	3
	bowling ball	7
	box	144
	box of Dweebs	223
	box of sunshine	42
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	23
	boxed wine	164
	boxing glove	5
	brain preservation fluid	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	77
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	Bram's choker	2
	brand new key	1
	brass gear	60
	bread basket	1
	bread line	5
	bread man	5
	bread pie	14
	breadchucks	6
	breaded beer	2
	breadwand	2
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
	breakfast mess	441
	breakfast miracle	4
	breath mint	38
	brick	7
	brick of sand	2
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	211
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO eye brick	448
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO pants	2
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	17
	BRICKO sword	1
	brigand brittle	178
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
	brine	140
	broken beer bottle	9
	broken carburetor	2
	broken high-temperature mining drill	13
	broken skull	275
	broken sword	24
	bronze breastplate	22
	bronze polish	9
	bronzed locust	29
	brown felt tophat	43
	brown paper bag mask	234
	brown paper pants	248
	brown pirate pants	5
	brown pixel	108
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	49
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
	BUBBLE GUM	7
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubblewrap ore	4
	bubblin' chemistry solution	12
	bubblin' crude	152
	bubbling tempura batter	6
	bubbly potion	104
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	20
	bucket of honey	22
	buckler buckle	2
	buckyball	12
	bugbear beanie	172
	bugbear bungguard	152
	Bugbearclaw Donut	15
	Bulky Buddy Box	4
	bull blubber	10
	bullet-proof corduroys	37
	bum cheek	190
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of square grapes	68
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bunny liver	78
	buoybottoms	8
	burning newspaper	1
	burnt flower	40
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	17
	BURT	115
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
	Bustle Hustler	1
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	23
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	10
	C.H.U.M. knife	8
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
	cabooze	9
	cactus fruit	73
	caipifruta	1
	camouflage T-shirt	2
	Camp Scout pup tent	767
	can of Adultwitch™	6
	can of Binarrrca	33
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
	can of depilatory cream	2
	can of drain cleaner	13
	can of franks 'n' beans	7
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
	can of maces	5
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Red Minotaur	15
	can of sardines	1
	can of spinach	9
	can of Swiller	108
	can of the cheapest beer	2
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	40
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	candied bolts	3
	candied kobold	6
	candied lime	1
	candied nuts	7
	candied pecan	1
	candied yams	19
	candy brain	10
	candy cane	160
	candy carrot	1
	candy chalk	3
	candy cigarette	31
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	6
	candy kneecapping stick	2
	candy knife	3
	candy knuckles	4
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	1
	cannonball charrrm	84
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	cannonbomb	1
	canopic jar	11
	canteen of eggnog	17
	canteen of wine	62
	captured boozles	12
	carbonated soy milk	78
	carbonated water lily	65
	cardboard katana	8
	cardboard ore	9
	cardboard wakizashi	55
	caret	1
	carnivorous potted plant	1
	carob chunk cookies	3
	carob chunk noodles	5
	carob chunks	54
	carton of gaspers	8
	carton of rotten eggs	45
	carton of snake milk	495
	cartoon heart	89
	casino pass	9
	cast	100
	cat appendix	122
	catfish whiskers	11
	catgut	163
	catgut taco	2
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	2
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	14
	centipede eggs	74
	centurion helmet	1
	chainsaw chain	3
	chakra malt	1
	chakra sludge	34
	chaos butterfly	437
	charged magnet	1
	charisma potion	13
	Charity's choker	13
	charming flute	4
	cheap cigar butt	54
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	13
	cheap elven gloves	5
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheap sunglasses	378
	cheap toaster	1
	cheer extractor	1
	cheer-o-gram	1
	Cheer-Up soda	1
	cheerful antler hat	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	2
	chef's hat	114
	cherry	138
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	19
	cherry pie	7
	chest of "pirate gold"	1
	chewing gum on a string	12
	chicle de salchicha	15
	child-sized dracula cloak	10
	children of the candy corn	2
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
	chintzy noodle ring	5
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	32
	chloroform rag	59
	chocolate cigar	9
	chocolate cow bone	1
	chocolate disco ball	15
	chocolate filthy lucre	11
	chocolate pasta spoon	4
	chocolate saucepan	2
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
	chocolate stolen accordion	2
	chocolate turtle totem	3
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
	chocomotive	8
	chopsticks	31
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	3
	chorizo taco	10
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	3
	chrome ore	41
	chrome staff	2
	chrome sword	3
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of hot iron	3
	chunk of rock salt	8
	cigar box turtle	15
	cigarette lighter	455
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon machine oil	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	47
	Claybender glasses	32
	clear Russian	14
	clerical automa-core	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	185
	Cloaca-Cola	11
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	23
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
	Cloaca-Cola shield	14
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	11
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	2
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	cloning kit	22
	cloudy potion	61
	clove-flavored lip balm	31
	clown shoes	56
	clown skin	76
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	4
	clownskin belt	2
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	2
	club necklace	6
	clumsiness bark	15
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	3
	coal contact lenses	12
	coal dust	35
	coal shovel	7
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	61
	cocktail napkin	18
	cocktail onion	30
	cocoa eggshell fragment	769
	coconut shell	139
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
	coffin lid	17
	cog	174
	Coinspiracy	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	3
	Cold Hots candy	171
	cold ninja mask	36
	cold nuggets	1
	Cold One	91
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	9
	cold water bottle	33
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	9
	cologne of contempt	3
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
	colorful toad	4
	comb jelly	3
	combat fan	13
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	3
	communal gobstopper	7
	communications windchimes	180
	complicated lock impression	1
	compressed air canister	17
	compression stocking	62
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	3
	concentrated magicalness pill	27
	confusing LED clock	218
	conjured ice cream	8
	contract enforcement stick	39
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookie cookie	2
	cool mint precipice bar	1
	cool mushroom	3
	cool spore pod	4
	cool whip	24
	copper ha'penny charrrm	100
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	38
	Cornbeefadon	3
	corncob pipe	5
	corned beet	6
	cornuthaum	38
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	4
	corpse on the beach	13
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	6
	corpsetini	7
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted data	39
	corrupted marrow	2
	Cosmic Calorie	971
	costume rental shop	32
	costume sword	5
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy pillow	6
	crêepy mask	67
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	14
	cranberries	262
	cranberry cordial	2
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	186
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy waiter disguise	7
	crayon shavings	5
	crazy hobo notebook	10
	crazy little Turkish delight	219
	Crazymaker	1
	cream stout	46
	creamsicle	38
	creepy doll head	8
	creepy ginger ale	38
	creepy nursery rhyme	16
	creepy voice box	8
	crident	10
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	10
	CRIMBCO scrip	3,165
	CRIMBCO wine	15
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
	Crimbo candle	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
	Crimbo Credit	93
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	18
	Crimbo food scraps	1
	Crimbo pie	2
	Crimbo salad	6
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbolex watch	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbosmopolitan	2
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	12
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	12
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	9
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	27
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	81
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
	Crimbuck	1
	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
	crowbarrr	25
	Crown of the Goblin King	42
	crown-shaped beanie	5
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	6
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	9
	crumbling rat skull	86
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	3
	crystalline cheer	338
	crystalline light bulb	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	235
	CSA bravery badge	311
	CSA cheerfulness ration	289
	CSA discount card	446
	CSA fire-starting kit	711
	CSA obedience grenade	630
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	575
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cube of ectoplasm	12
	cuddly teddy bear	2
	cup of hickory chicory	8
	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of primitive beer	16
	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
	curmudgel	15
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed wishbone	7
	custard pie	12
	cute meteoroid	1
	cute mushroom	10
	Cycloney	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	95
	cymbal syrup	1
	D roll	167
	Daffy Taffy	56
	daisy	1
	damp bar rag	7
	dance card	33
	dancing fan	28
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
	dark potion	94
	daub-breaker	5
	day-old beer	3
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	54
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	2
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	59
	decomposed boot	36
	decorative fountain	14
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
	deep six-shooter	6
	dehydrated caviar	163
	delicious candy	7
	delicious noodles	7
	delicious swamp muck	40
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	1
	demon skin	159
	demonic surgical gloves	13
	denim axe	6
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	8
	dense meat stack	345
	dented harmonica	54
	deodorant	21
	depantsing bomb	21
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	19
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
	desiccated apricot	165
	designer handbag	1
	desktop zen garden	4
	devil-summoning hat	10
	devilish folio	100
	dew yoana lei	2
	diamond necklace	4
	diamond-studded cane	61
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
	didgeridooka	15
	Diet Cloaca Cola	17
	dieting pill	21
	dilapidated wizard hat	2
	dill	156
	diluted makeup	36
	dire fudgesicle	71
	dirty hobo gloves	277
	dirty rigging rope	14
	disassembled clover	138
	disbelief suspenders	6
	discarded swimming trunks	11
	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
	disco ball	25
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	19
	disco horoscope (Aries)	15
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	14
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	12
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	9
	disco horoscope (Leo)	10
	disco horoscope (Libra)	15
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	8
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	10
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	6
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	7
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	9
	disco mask	62
	discocktail	60
	disease	98
	disembodied brain	27
	disembodied smile	3
	Disgeist	3
	dishrag	14
	disintegrating quill pen	151
	disintegrating sheet music	2
	displaced fish	57
	disposable instant camera	3
	disposable lighter	12
	distilled fortified wine	18
	distressed denim pants	129
	disturbing fanfic	510
	divine noisemaker	10
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	183
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	74
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
	dog ointment	9
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	152
	Dolphin King's crown	5
	donated booze	2,154
	donated candy	30
	donated food	366
	donkey flipbook	2
	dope gangsta bling-bling	5
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
	double barreled barrel gun	1
	double-barreled sling	4
	double-ice gum	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
	drab sonata	120
	Drac & Tan	2
	drafty drawers	2
	draggin' ball hat	45
	dragon snaps	35
	dragonfish caviar	3
	Dramatic™ range	2
	dreadlock whip	10
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	33
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5
	dress pants	5
	dried face	69
	drinks tray	6
	Driplet	1
	drippy nugget	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	7
	droll monocle	10
	drone self-destruct chip	7
	droopy doll eye	9
	drop of water-37	1
	droppable microphone	1
	Drowsy Sword	41
	drum machine	33
	drum of tommy ammo	59
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	650
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	14
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	64
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	1
	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
	DUFRESNE Suds	213
	dull fish scale	90
	dumb mud	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	12
	Duskwalker fangs	29
	Duskwalker syringe	40
	Dust bunny	18
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	83
	dusty bottle of Merlot	77
	dusty bottle of Muscat	82
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	78
	dusty bottle of Port	71
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	73
	dusty left first rib	2
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola	123
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	22
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	19
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
	eagle feather	441
	eagle's milk	591
	ear poison	17
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	1
	Eau de Guaneau	5
	eau de mort	1
	eaves droppers	3
	ectoplasm au jus	19
	ectoplasmic orbs	4
	edible alien plant bit	45
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	4
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	32
	effervescent potion	106
	eggbeater	19
	eggnog	136
	eggwater	1
	Egnaro berry	6
	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
	El Vibrato power sphere	24
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	elderly jawbreaker	2
	eldritch dough	15
	eldritch essence	1
	eldritch ichor	1
	eldritch rub	1
	eldritch scanner	1
	Eldritch snap	3
	electric copperhead potion	30
	electric Kool-Aid	2
	electric pants	1
	electric snakebite	20
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elegant nightstick	5
	elephant stinger	11
	eleven-foot pole	1
	Elf Army machine parts	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	8
	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
	Elf Guard hotpants	2
	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
	Elf Guard MPC	1
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
	Elf Guard safety bear	1
	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	23
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Elmley shades	18
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	13
	elven cellocello	24
	elven hardtack	9
	elven magi-pack	210
	elven medi-pack	431
	elven moonshine	15
	elven socks	3
	elven squeeze	16
	elven suicide capsule	24
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	5
	embezzler's oil	12
	empty agua de vida bottle	452
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	9
	empty meat tank	49
	enchanted barbell	39
	enchanted bean	7
	enchanted bean burrito	708
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	14
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted muesli	49
	Enchanted Plunger	17
	enchanted toothpick	3
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	122
	enormous belt buckle	97
	enormous hoop earring	13
	Ent cider	6
	equal sign	8
	ert grey goo ring	2
	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
	evil golden arch	71
	evil golden arches	2
	evil teddy bear	5
	executive mime flask	12
	exotic jungle fruit	229
	expensive camera	2,244
	experimental serum P-00	1
	exploding hacky-sack	3
	extra-fancy ring setting	3
	extra-flat panini	21
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
	extra-strength goo	2
	extra-strength red potion	57
	extra-strength strongness elixir	56
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	18
	eXtreme mittens	32
	eXtreme scarf	60
	extremely confusing manual	6
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	eye of newt	87
	eye of the Tiger-lily	5
	eyebrow lifter	10
	eyedrops of newt	12
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyepatch	173
	f3d0r4	37
	fabric softener	34
	facehugging alien	3
	facsimile dictionary	14
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	6
	fake blood	8
	fancy bath salts	219
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy blue potion	105
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	10
	fancy opera glasses	2
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	3
	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	2
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	2
	fat bottom quark	13
	fat stacks of cash	39
	Fauna Libre	1
	Faux	1
	FDKOL commendation	665
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	21
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	Feliz Navidad	1
	felt	3
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	21
	fermenting powder	12
	ferret bait	42
	festive egg sac	4
	festive holiday hat	4
	festive sausage	2
	fetid feather	27
	fiery wing	31
	figurine of a charred seal	11
	figurine of a cold seal	27
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	7
	figurine of a stinking seal	9
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	5
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	150
	filet of The Fish	1
	filthy armor	12
	filthy child leash	2
	filthy corduroys	72
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	78
	filthy monkey head	16
	filthy pestle	18
	filthy poultice	60
	fine aged cheddarwurst	46
	fine wine	11
	finger cymbals	13
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	12
	fire hose	1
	fire of unknown origin	1
	fire poi	5
	fireball	1
	fireclutch	40
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	fireproof megaphone	4
	fish bazooka	1
	fish sauce	102
	fish scimitar	2
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	269
	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
	fishelada	96
	fishy fish casserole	5
	fishy wand	1
	fistful of ashes	182
	Fitspiration™ poster	86
	Five Second Energy™	5
	fizzy potion	84
	flamin' bindle	3
	Flamin' Whatshisname	6
	flaming crutch	31
	flaming feather	34
	flaming mushroom	6
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming sword	80
	flaming talons	29
	flan del mar	10
	flange	59
	flaregun	1
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	14
	flask flops	55
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	157
	flask of rainwater	313
	flask of tainted mining oil	178
	flat dough	28
	flavored foot massage oil	8
	flavorless gruel	16
	flayed mind	18
	fleetwood chain	613
	fleshy putty	67
	flimsy clipboard	355
	flirtatious feather	13
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty pebbles	3
	floaty sand	42
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	2
	flour cookie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	3
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	79
	flyest of shirts	1
	flytrap pellet	4
	foam dart	1
	foam noodle	1
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	26
	folder (cyan)	1
	folder (D-Team)	2
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	3
	folder (wizard)	1
	food drive button	1
	foolscap fool's cap	62
	foot-long hot daub	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest spirit rattle	15
	forest tears	4
	fortune cookie	5
	fossilized torso	2
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	93
	frayed rope belt	1
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	free boots	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	3
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freightcake	3
	freshwater fishbone	29
	freshwater pearl necklace	19
	fricasseed brains	44
	fried air	1
	Friendliness Beverage	175
	frightful feather	43
	frigid fudgepuck	18
	frigid hankyū	19
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	53
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	95
	frog lip-print	23
	Frogade	10
	Frosty's frosty mug	5
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen feather	37
	frozen mushroom	4
	frozen nunchaku	25
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
	fruitcake	114
	fruitfilm	6
	Fu Manchu Wax	18
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	fudge lily	45
	fudge spork	2
	fudgecule	2,026
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	2
	full lava bottle	2
	funhouse mirror	2
	funky dried mushroom	38
	funky eyepatch	22
	furniture dolly	37
	furry fur	713
	furry pants	3
	furry pill	49
	fusilli marrownarrow	2
	future drug: Coolscaline	41
	future drug: Muscularactum	40
	future drug: Smartinex	55
	fuzzbump	4
	fuzzy busby	7
	fuzzy dice	2
	fuzzy earmuffs	13
	fuzzy montera	10
	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
	ga-ga radio	57
	Gaia beads	17
	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
	Game Grid token	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	900
	gamer slurry	8
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage juice slurpee	510
	garish pinky ring	3
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
	gas balloon	39
	gator skin	64
	gatorskin umbrella	34
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
	gauze garter	209
	gauze hammock	5
	gauze shorts	2
	gazely stare	10
	gearbox necklace	1
	Gearhead Goo	21
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	5
	genie's pants	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	ghast iron ingot	2
	ghost beer	25
	ghost cucumber	169
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	23
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	8
	ghost trap	6
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghuol ears	279
	ghuol egg	250
	ghuol egg quiche	3
	ghuol guolash	145
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	32
	giant breath mint	48
	giant cactus quill	26
	giant designer sunglasses	5
	giant discarded bottlecap	10
	giant discarded plastic fork	19
	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	120
	giant giant moth dust	2
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	276
	giant gym membership card	67
	giant heirloom grape tomato	35
	giant jar of protein powder	3
	giant marshmallow	3
	giant motorcycle boots	2
	giant moxie weed	37
	giant neckbeard	71
	giant needle	423
	giant penguin keychain	72
	giant pinky ring	28
	giant safety pin	58
	giant tube of black lipstick	96
	giant turkey leg	25
	giant yellow hat	2
	gibson	5
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilt perfume bottle	18
	gin and tonic	2
	gin-soaked blotter paper	8
	ginger snaps	32
	gingerbread bugbear	79
	gingerbread horror	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	12
	gingerbread nylons	6
	gingerbread pirate	1
	gingerbread robot	4
	ginormous pumpkin	6
	giraffe-necked turtle	1
	gladiator tunica	3
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass of baboon milk	7
	glass of bourbon	2
	glass of drippy wine	2
	glass of gnat milk	48
	glass of goat's milk	153
	glass of herbal tequila	2
	glass of warm milk	43
	glistening fish meat	12
	glistening oyster egg	11
	glittery mascara	4
	glob of cream cheese	385
	glob of enchanted icing	119
	glob of green slime	22
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of salty molasses	132
	glob of spoiled mayo	37
	globe of Deep Sauce	2
	Globmule	2
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing fungus	23
	glowing red eye	128
	Glum berry	9
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	6
	gnatwing	148
	gnauga hide	44
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	16
	gnoll lips	27
	gnoll teeth	31
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	4
	Gnollish Crossdress	13
	Gnollish flyswatter	18
	Gnollish pie server	98
	Gnollish pie tin	188
	Gnollish plunger	13
	Gnollish slotted spoon	95
	Gnollish toolbox	2
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	90
	goat beard	46
	goat cheese	158
	goat cheese pizza	3
	goatskin umbrella	3
	gob of wet hair	211
	goblin autoblowgun	3
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin water	2
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	gold crown	96
	gold lamé pants	6
	gold nuggets	11
	gold star	149
	gold tooth	1
	gold toothbrush	27
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
	gold wedding ring	26
	golden fleece	1
	Golden Mean	1
	goo magnet	1
	good ash	10
	goodberry	51
	Goodfella contract	3
	gooey lava globs	59
	googly eye	3
	gooified animal matter	238
	gooified mineral matter	475
	gooified vegetable matter	264
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	8
	GOTO	2
	gourmet gourami oil	13
	government	1
	government cheese	102
	government-issue identification badge	8
	government-issued candy	3
	gr8ps	189
	grapefruit	137
	grapes	42
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	9
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
	grave robbing shovel	11
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	19
	grease trap	20
	Great Older Fashioned	5
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
	green and red bean	383
	green balloon	1
	green beer	10
	Green Burlap	1
	green candygram	1
	green clay bead	34
	green cloth cap	16
	Green Clover of Justice	20
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	3
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	25
	green hamhock	5
	Green Manalishi	537
	green pixel	907
	green pixel potion	10
	green smoke bomb	15
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	gremlin juice	5
	gremlin mutagen	3
	grey cube	11
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grilled mooseflank	19
	grim fairy tale	1
	grimstone mask	1
	grimy lab coat	15
	grip key	1
	grog	6
	grog nuts	1
	grogpagne	18
	groose grease	4
	grouchy restless spirit	58
	groupie lipstick	7
	groupie spangles	8
	grue egg	24
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	27
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	11
	grungy flannel shirt	4
	guancertina	1
	guano coffee cup	54
	guard turtle collar	6
	guard turtle shell	28
	guffin	1
	guilty sprout	1
	guitar pick	64
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	2
	gummi sword	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	7
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunky chicken	25
	gunpowder burrito	1
	guy made of bee pollen	15
	gym shorts	1
	gyroscope	12
	haggis socks	69
	haggis-infused soap	129
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	125
	hair of the calf	1
	hair spray	11
	half of a gold tooth	47
	half-melted spoon	11
	half-rotten brain	5
	half-size scalpel	17
	half-sized guitar	3
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	110
	hamlet sandwich	13
	hand of cards	10
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of Boltsmann bearings	14
	handful of confetti	45
	handful of crafty noodles	4
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of fire	10
	handful of hand chalk	500
	handful of honey	87
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	50
	handful of nuts and berries	11
	handful of pine needles	37
	handful of sand	278
	handful of sawdust	13
	handful of Smithereens	903
	handful of stubble	72
	handful of tips	2
	handful of walnuts	10
	handyman "hand soap"	10
	happiness	7
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardboiled egg	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hare pin	1
	harem girl t-shirt	3
	haunted battery	40
	haunted flame	13
	haunted paddle-ball	3
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
	hawk	4
	hawkface potion	10
	head mirror	2
	headhunter necktie	6
	heart necklace	6
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	8
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	5
	heat-resistant gloves	1
	heat-resistant sheet metal	56
	heather graham cracker	1
	heavy crown	6
	heavy D	441
	heavy metal sonata	3
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	4
	heavy-duty clipboard	1
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	hellion cube	146
	hellseal claw	1,992
	hellseal whisker	1,500
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	7
	helmet turtle	32
	hemp net	10
	hemp string	69
	henna face paint	9
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	10
	herbal stuffing	26
	herbs	44
	hermit permit	27
	herringcello	14
	hi-octane carrot juice	11
	hibiscus petal	2
	hideous egg	23
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-temperature mining mask	2
	hill of beans	190
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	6
	hippy bongo	15
	hippy medical kit	13
	hippy protest button	17
	hobo nickel	298
	holiday cheese log	1
	holistic headache remedy	23
	Hollandaise helmet	22
	home robotics kit	40
	honey stick	20
	honey-dipped locust	52
	honey-drenched ham slice	3
	hopping socks	5
	horizontal tango	11
	hors d'oeuvre tray	17
	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
	hot date	54
	hot daub	48
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot katana blade	142
	hot nuggets	4
	hot plate	41
	hot wad	2
	hot watered rum	1
	hot wing	448
	housekeeping automa-core	1
	How to Avoid Scams	1,000
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	2
	huge Crimbo cookie	3
	huge gold coin	292
	huge mosquito proboscis	4
	huge pumpkin	7
	huge spoon	35
	human musk	1
	Humanitini	1
	hunk of granite	64
	hushed puppy	1
	hustler shades	44
	hypodermic needle	3
	ice cream sandwich	2
	ice-cold fotie	140
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	284
	ice-cold Willer	174
	Iceberglar scarf	11
	icing poncho	1
	icy hairspray	13
	icy katana hilt	48
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	2
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	644
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	580
	Illuminati earpiece	12
	imitation crab meat	90
	imitation White Russian	71
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	801
	imp unity ring	26
	impure gasoline	26
	incense bath ball	1
	incredible pizza	8
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	industrial lubricant	3
	industrially-crushed ice	1
	infernal fife	47
	infernal insoles	11
	infernal snowball	2
	inflatable duck	1
	infrablack lipstick	14
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	6
	insanely spicy bean burrito	26
	Instant Karma	14
	intact anemone spike	348
	intimidating coiffure	2
	intricate clockwork egg	28
	intriguing puzzle box	2
	invisibility cream	18
	invisible bag	1
	invisible potion	12
	irate sombrero	13
	iron chain	1
	iron dagger	3
	iron helmet	18
	iron pasta spoon	1
	iron torso box	13
	ironic mint	7
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	13
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
	jack flapper	6
	Jack-in-the-box	14
	Jacob's rung	4
	jagged scrap metal	1
	Jamaican coffee	6
	jamfish jam	4
	Jamocha berry	7
	janglin' bones	59
	jangly bracelet	1
	janitor's mop	11
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	8
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	4
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of squeeze	2
	jar of swamp honey	7
	Jarlsberg's earring	4
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	jaunty feather	200
	java cookie	5
	jawbruiser	2
	jazz soap	1
	jazzy cigarette holder	20
	Jefferson wings	91
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	7
	jerky coins	92
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jive turkey leg	18
	Jocko Homo's head	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	52
	joybuzzer	1
	jug-o-magicalness	26
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
	jumbo olive	41
	jumping bean burrito	714
	jungle drum	9
	jungle floor wax	189
	juniper berries	3
	junk yard	4
	kamicorpse-ee	3
	Kashmir sweater	2
	keel-haulin' knife	4
	Keese berry	9
	keg shield	135
	kelp-holly gun	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	ketchup hound	117
	khaki duffel bag	1
	kick-ass kicks	19
	killer rag doll	3
	killing jar	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	Kissin' Cousins	2
	kite	9
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	149
	kiwi beak	12
	kneecapping stick	14
	knob bugle	44
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	9
	Knob Goblin elite helm	66
	Knob Goblin elite pants	37
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	46
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	50
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
	Knob Goblin firecracker	145
	Knob Goblin harem pants	25
	Knob Goblin harem veil	19
	Knob Goblin learning pill	7
	Knob Goblin love potion	81
	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	33
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5
	Knob Goblin pants	73
	Knob Goblin perfume	21
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	106
	Knob Goblin seltzer	172
	Knob Goblin spatula	348
	Knob Goblin steroids	48
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	84
	Knob Goblin tongs	79
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	116
	Knob jelly donut	50
	knob ka-bobs	71
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
	Knob mushroom	106
	Knob nuts	7
	Knob pasty	5
	Knob sausage	102
	Knob stroganoff	23
	Knob stuffed shells	7
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	Knoll mushroom	415
	Knoll shroomkabob	9
	knuckle sandwich	48
	kobold kibble	19
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	43
	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
	Kudzu slaw	16
	kumquartz	7
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	58
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	293
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	lab-grown meat	14
	large box	6
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	25
	lava-proof pants	2
	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
	lavawater	14
	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
	lavender plastic oyster egg	6
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	3
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	lawn dart	5
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	lead necklace	20
	leaf of grass	15
	leaflet	8
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	94
	leather glove	16
	leather mask	48
	leathery bat skin	206
	leathery cat skin	765
	leathery rat skin	76
	Lederhosen of the Night	2
	leechknife	2
	left bracket	2
	left half of a heart necklace	2
	left parenthesis	26
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftovers	2
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	39
	legitimate business on the beach	18
	lemon	298
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonhead caviar	3
	lemony scales	3
	length of old fuse	12
	Leonard's glasses	8
	leotarrrd	24
	Lepardner	1
	leprechaun hatchling	3
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	1
	letterman's jacket	7
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	6
	lewd playing card	2
	libation of liveliness	6
	licorice garrote	5
	licorice root	20
	lihc eye	245
	lihc eye pie	2
	lihc face	64
	lime	158
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	17
	limp broccoli	8
	line	193
	linoleum crossbow	2
	linoleum ore	53
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	lion oil	41
	liquid shifting time weirdness	14
	liquid SONAR	3
	little firkin	2
	little paper umbrella	10
	little red .epub file	14
	little red jam	7
	live lobster	1
	live wire	3
	livid energy	7
	llama lama gong	44
	loadstone	8
	loaf of alien bread	2
	loaf of soda bread	1
	loafers	1
	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	lollipop stick	678
	Lolsipop	1
	long pork	36
	long pork casserole	7
	long skinny balloon	122
	loose teeth	505
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	32
	los chinos	3
	lost elf luggage	1
	lost key	7
	lotion of coldness	9
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	10
	love song of disturbing obsession	451
	love song of icy revenge	445
	love song of naughty innuendo	600
	love song of smoldering passion	744
	love song of sugary cuteness	633
	love song of vague ambiguity	607
	low-budget shield	39
	lowercase a	3
	lowercase N	40
	lucky bottlecap	4
	lucky cat's paw	14
	lucky rabbit's foot	12
	lucky-ish pill	1
	lumbering jack	5
	lump of Brituminous coal	935
	lump of diamond	103
	lump of goofball ore	7
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
	lunar isotope	472
	lupine sword	4
	lychee chuhai	1
	lynyrd musk	4
	lynyrd skin	5
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	302
	lynyrd snare	450
	M-242	2
	macaroni duck	2
	Mad Train wine	667
	madius	3
	Mae West	2
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
	mafia aria	1
	mafia filofax	5
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	36
	magical baguette	76
	magical ice cubes	16
	magical mystery juice	19
	magicalness-in-a-can	116
	magilaser blastercannon	82
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	47
	magnolia blossom	10
	maiden wig	19
	makeshift cape	2
	makeshift turban	1
	mana curds	16
	mana-basted tofurkey leg	1
	mana-coated yams	1
	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2
	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	5
	Manetwich	1
	mangled finger	9
	Mansquito's blood	11
	many-eyed glasses	4
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	13
	margarita	45
	mariachi G-string	6
	mariachi hat	20
	mariachi pants	4
	marionette collective	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	2
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	7
	marshmallow	10
	marshmallow flambé	3
	martini	43
	marzipan skull	22
	massive gemstone	153
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
	mauve striped oyster egg	6
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	140
	Meat Butler	1
	meat engine	44
	meat paste	95
	meat stack	562
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	143
	meatball	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	5
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	212
	Meleegra™ pills	38
	melted Jell-o shot	80
	memory of a C	6
	memory of a G	2
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	5
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	7
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	3
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin cookiestove	224
	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin takebag	3
	mercenary headband	1,491
	mesh cap	101
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal meteoroid	114
	metallic A	303
	meteoreo	1
	Meteorite-Ade	276
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	312
	micronova	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	92
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	30
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	32
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	83
	Microplushie: Hippylase	112
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	12
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	46
	Microplushie: Otakulone	106
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	56
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	86
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
	midriff scrubs	28
	military-grade peppermint oil	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	220
	milky potion	121
	mime army rations	1
	mime army wine	1
	mimosette	5
	mind flayer corpse	85
	mineapple	29
	miner's helmet	23
	miner's pants	10
	mini-martini	22
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature tophat	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misfit dolly	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	17
	Misty Cape	10
	Misty Cloak	6
	Misty Robe	13
	mixed wildflower greens	10
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
	mocking turtle	1
	Mohawk wig	120
	moist Crimbo spices	362
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	12
	molten brick	58
	molten scrap metal	1
	monkey wrench	8
	monomolecular yo-yo	7
	Monstar energy beverage	196
	monster bait	1
	moonberry wine cooler	38
	Moonds	5
	moose antlers	6
	moose chocolate	36
	mooseflank	45
	moosemeat pie	7
	Morbidda trading card	1
	Mornington crescent roll	30
	Mortimer's nostrum	14
	mostly-broken sunglasses	224
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2
	mother's little helper	16
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	3
	Mountain Stream soda	898
	mouse skull	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	402
	Mr. Haggis	61
	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
	Mr. Mediocrebar	54
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	183
	muddy pirate hat	2
	muffled muffuletta	6
	mugcake	1
	mulberry	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	8
	mummy costume	9
	mummy mask	2
	mummy wrapping	3,629
	murderbot component casing	7
	murderbot monofilament	13
	murderbot power cell	18
	murderbot shield unit	1
	Murderer's Punch	4
	murky potion	111
	muscle oil	19
	mushroom fermenting solution	3
	mushroom pizza	1
	muskox-skin cap	2
	mylar scout drone	10
	Mysterious Black Box	3
	mysterious chemical residue	7
	Mysterious Green Box	4
	Mysterious Red Box	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	10
	nachos of the night	6
	Nadsat berry	12
	nanite-infested candy cane	3
	nanite-infested eggnog	4
	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
	Nardz energy beverage	4
	nasty snuff	32
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natural fennel soda	43
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
	necklace chain	2
	Necrotelicomnicon	2
	necrotizing body spray	3
	nega-mushroom	19
	negotiatin' hammer	17
	neoprene skullcap	1
	neurostim pill	4
	New Cloaca-Cola	6
	New Zealand iced tea	153
	Newbiesport™ tent	16
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	night-vision goggles	5
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja eyeblack	21
	ninja fear powder	21
	ninja hot pants	15
	ninja mop	11
	ninja rope	1
	non-aged vinegar	49
	non-Euclidean angle	165
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	2
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	novelty fruit hat	13
	Now and Earlier	3
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	2
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	8
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	nutty organic salad	1
	O	1
	obnoxious riddle	2
	obsidian dagger	17
	ocarina of space	18
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	officer's nog	2
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
	oil cap	2
	oil lamp	2
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	10
	oil of slipperiness	5
	oil of stability	8
	oil pan	3
	oil slacks	3
	oil-filled donut	12
	oily boid	2
	ointment of the occult	5
	ojo de pez burrito	107
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	10
	old dry bone	1
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	12
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school calculator watch	110
	old school flying disc	5
	old sweatpants	58
	old-fashioned	3
	old-school pirate grog	4
	oldcake	4
	olive	348
	one glove	28
	one piece of bubble gum	2
	one pill	252
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	11
	open sauce	63
	opera mask	4
	Oppossum	5
	orange	245
	orange and black Crimboween candy	3
	orange peel hat	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	7
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	2
	orc wrist	24
	Orcish baseball cap	96
	Orcish cargo shorts	80
	Orcish frat-paddle	74
	orcish hand lotion	5
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	5
	orcish rubber	4
	orcish stud-finder	32
	organic potpourri	1
	original G	437
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	Osk'r Chow	22
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	7
	oven mitts	45
	overcookie	21
	overpriced "imported" beer	3
	oversized pipe	18
	oversized pizza cutter	79
	oversized skullcap	19
	ovoid leather thing	5
	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
	oyster basket	1
	P.B.L.T.	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of pogs	37
	packet of beer nuts	12
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	491
	page of the Necrohobocon	51
	pail	78
	Pain Dip	104
	painful penne pasta	4
	painting of a glass of wine	18
	pair of bolt cutters	5
	pair of government shades	19
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	palm frond	90
	palm-frond net	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	2
	pants kit	2
	pants of the Slug Lord	13
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	89
	papaya sling	3
	papaya slung	4
	papaya taco	2
	paperclip	6
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	4
	Para-Pop	1
	paranormal ricotta	3
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	2
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	8
	pasta spoon	27
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	4
	patch of extra-warm fur	1
	patchouli incense stick	32
	patchouli oil bomb	5
	patent invisibility tonic	3
	patent leather shoes	20
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	41
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	5
	pear	31
	pear lozenge	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	19
	PEEZ dispenser	9
	pegfinger	54
	penguin focaccia bread	19
	penguin skin	14
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	19
	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	21
	peppermint bomb	1
	peppermint eel sauce	1,273
	peppermint sprout	15
	peppermint syrup	1
	peppermint tailings	120
	peppermint-scented socks	14
	percent sign	16
	perforated battle paddle	249
	perfume-soaked bandana	16
	perl necklace	2
	perpendicular guano	22
	perpendicular hula	3
	personal graffiti kit	3
	personalizable gingerbread cookie	2
	personalized birthday cake	6
	personalized coffee mug	15
	pestopiary	50
	pet rock	2
	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
	petit 4.1	1
	petit fortran	3
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	17
	pewter claymore	7
	ph balancer	2
	phat turquoise bead	54
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	17
	philter of phorce	10
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	398
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	102
	physiostim pill	5
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	5
	pickled bread	3
	pickled egg	1
	pickpocket protector	6
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
	pie crust	4
	pie man was not meant to eat	32
	piece of after eight	3
	piece of wedding cake	6
	pigeon egg	596
	piggy tattoo	12
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	159
	pile of gold coins	3
	pile of jumping beans	21
	pile of Trainbot parts	989
	pile of useless robot parts	1
	pill cup	1
	Pillowbug	1
	pine cone	1
	pine tar	3
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	53
	ping-pong ball	258
	pink clay bead	33
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	6
	pink slime	69
	pink-belly slapper	14
	pint of sweat	20
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	103
	pirate pelvis	60
	pitchfork	18
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel hat	2
	pixel pants	1
	pixel power cell	7
	pixel rock	1
	pixel shield	3
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	8
	Pizza of Legend	1
	plague pie	22
	plaid bandage	1
	plaid cowboy hat	15
	plaid pocket square	1
	plaid skirt	1
	plaid swatch	26
	plain bagel	1,480
	plain candy cane	5
	plain old beer	3
	plain paper hat	1
	plain pizza	8
	plain snowcone	77
	plastic guitar	15
	plastic ingot	5
	plastic Jefferson wings	278
	plastic passion fruit	1
	PlexiPips	7
	plot hole	539
	plum	37
	plum wine	1
	plumber's lunch	2
	plunge-leg	20
	pocket ace	2
	pocket theremin	10
	pocketwatch on a chain	3
	pog #01 (spider)	16
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	11
	pog #03 (warwelf)	9
	pog #04 (skleleton)	10
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	13
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	13
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	15
	pog #08 (hellion)	10
	pog #09 (pirate)	12
	pog #10 (hobo)	15
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	13
	pointed stick	18
	pointy mushroom	9
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	3
	poisonous caviar	1
	poisonsettia	68
	Pokëmann band-aid	2
	polka-dot bow tie	3
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	Polysniff Perfume	2
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	22
	pool of liquid metal	1
	pool torpedo	1
	poppy	2
	popsicle stick	106
	popular tart	4
	pork elf goodies sack	16
	porkpocket	14
	porquoise	102
	portable dam	2
	portable photocopier	10
	possessed sugar cube	1
	possessed top	23
	possibility potion	1
	potato alarm clock	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	3
	potion of potency	3
	potted cactus	1
	potted fern	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poutine	18
	powdered candy sushi set	6
	powdered donut	8
	powdered gold	3
	powdered organs	362
	powdered powdered sugar	1
	powdered wig	7
	pr0n legs	71
	pr0n m4nic0tti	3
	pr0n stir-fry	2
	prank Crimbo card	1
	precious piercing post	1
	precision snowball	3
	premium malt liquor	692
	press-on ribs	4
	primitive alien booze	1
	primitive candy cane	6
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	295
	procrastination potion	290
	Professor What T-Shirt	9
	programmable turtle	1
	projectile chemistry set	86
	propeller beanie	1
	protection stick	37
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3
	psychic's circlet	1
	psycho sweater	1
	Psychotic Train wine	11
	pteruges	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
	puce striped oyster egg	2
	pufferfish spine	3
	pulsing flesh	7
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	49
	pumpkin juice	2
	pumpkinhead mask	12
	punching mirror	2
	punk patch	43
	punk rock jacket	30
	purple clay bead	8
	purple corpsel	2
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	9
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	pygmy adder oil	55
	pygmy blowgun	2
	pygmy briefs	6
	pygmy concertinette	1
	pygmy dart	17
	pygmy nose-bone	13
	pygmy papers	44
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	13
	pygmy spear	9
	pygmy witchhazel	33
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
	quantum of familiar	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	6
	question juice	11
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
	rabbit punch	1
	Racisto Ruidoso	4
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
	radiation-resistant helmet	4
	radiator heater shield	5
	radioactive spider venom	10
	rainbow jellybean	1
	raisin	2
	ram horns	94
	ram stick	50
	Ram's Face Lager	260
	raspberry	48
	rat appendix	303
	rat appendix kabob	3
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	ratgut	15
	ratini	1
	rave whistle	33
	ravenous eye	13
	ravioli della hippy	2
	ravioli hat	41
	raw bread	1
	raw cranberry sauce	1
	raw stuffing	1
	raw turkey	1
	razor-sharp can lid	19
	razor-tipped yo-yo	4
	really dense meat stack	39
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	3
	really thick spine	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	5
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	6
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	7
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	6
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	5
	red ale	4
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	33
	red badge	19
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	6
	red book	22
	red box	9
	red button	5
	red class ring	700
	red coat	20
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red eye	2
	red face paint	1
	red foxglove	1
	red gummi ingot	26
	red letter	7
	red masque	24
	red paisley oyster egg	2
	Red Pill	2
	red pixel	429
	red pixel potion	6
	red plastic oyster egg	3
	red polka-dot oyster egg	3
	red potion	52
	red red wine	88
	Red Rover BB gun	13
	red rum	94
	red shirt	19
	red shoe	14
	red silk skirt	2
	red striped oyster egg	3
	red velvet cake	89
	red wagon	1
	Red X Shield	7
	red-and-green sweater	12
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot boilermaker	10
	red-hot jawbreaker	11
	red-hot poker	11
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	11
	redrum	5
	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
	reinforced beaded headband	19
	remaindered axe	12
	reodorant	23
	replica Elf Guard medal	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	returned Thinknerd package	24
	reusable shopping bag	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	5
	ribbon candy	1
	rice bowl	16
	ridiculously huge sword	85
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	17
	right parenthesis	2
	rigid carapace	4
	ring	1
	ring of adornment	3
	ring of aggravate monster	26
	ring of cold resistance	2
	ring of fire resistance	2
	ring of gain strength	3
	ring of half-assed regeneration	26
	ring of increase damage	1
	roasted marshmallow	2
	roasted vegetable focaccia	1
	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1
	robin's egg	1
	roboduck-on-a-string	3
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	rock	2
	Rock Pops	48
	rocket fuel	27
	rockin' wagon	12
	rocky raccoon	30
	rodeo whiskey	4
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	16
	roll in the hay	8
	roll of Hob-Os	3
	roll of toilet paper	35
	rolling pin	1
	Roman sadnals	5
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
	rose	6
	rotten tomato	1
	rough fish scale	3
	round blue bomb	129
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	2
	royal jelly	58
	rubber axe	8
	rubber ribcage	5
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	6
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
	Rubee™	1
	ruby on canes	2
	ruby W	104
	Ruffalo	2
	rum and cola	5
	rum barrel charrrm	5
	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
	runny icing	670
	rusted-out shootin' iron	18
	rusty bonesaw	12
	rusty grave robbing shovel	29
	rusty hedge trimmers	28
	rusty metal ring	2
	rusty metal shaft	2
	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty speargun	1
	s'more	3
	S.A.V.E. flyer	4
	sabre teeth	79
	sack lunch	145
	Safari Jack's moustache	2
	safarrri hat	23
	sake bomb	288
	salacious crumbs	46
	salamander slurry	12
	salamander spleen	116
	SalesCo sample kit	1
	salinated mint julep	5
	salt plum	551
	salt water taffy	16
	salted mutton	7
	salty dog	3
	salty gumdrop	65
	salty slug	1
	sand dollar	135
	sandpaper	2
	sandwich of the gods	1
	sangria	1
	Sasq™ watch	1
	Saturday Night Special	134
	saucepan	19
	sausage bomb	8
	sausage without a cause	2
	savoy truffle	30
	sawed-off blunderbuss	5
	Sazerorc	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
	scented massage oil	4
	Science Notebook	2
	scorpion whip	14
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	6
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	77
	screwing pooch	11
	scroll of drastic healing	320
	scroll of pasta summoning	2
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	2
	scroll of Puddingskin	2
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious reagent	740
	scrunchie tourniquet	155
	Scuba Snack	16
	sea blueberry	11
	sea broccoli	11
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	13
	sea lace	2
	sea leather	27
	sea persimmon	12
	sea radish	3
	sea salt scrubs	1
	seal tooth	2
	seal-blubber candle	12
	seal-clubbing club	23
	seal-skull helmet	37
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	110
	sealhide whip	1
	seaode	1
	seaweed	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	5
	secret mummy herbs and spices	418
	security automa-core	1
	security flashlight	15
	seegar butt	1
	self-repairing earmuffs	9
	Senior Mints	22
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
	Sequestrian	2
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	3
	serum of sarcasm	2
	servo-assisted exo-pants	17
	sewage-clogged pistol	10
	sewer nuggets	363
	sewer snake	103
	sewer wad	26
	shadow bread	9
	shadow flame	1
	shadow fluid	8
	shadow nectar	4
	shadow sausage	3
	shadow skin	4
	shadow stick	1
	shadow venom	2
	shaking skull	1
	sham champagne	2
	shamanic beads	1
	shamanic ham	19
	shard of double-ice	29
	shark cartilage	1
	shark tooth	3
	shaving cream	1
	sheet cake	35
	Shield of Icy Fate	6
	shimmering rainbow sand	4
	shimmering tendrils	7
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	53
	shining goblet	4
	shining star cap	1
	shiny hood ornament	5
	shiny ring	50
	shiny tribal beads	8
	shipwright's hammer	10
	shirt kit	2
	Shivering Chèvre	57
	shopkeeper beard	10
	short calculator	15
	short deposition	30
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	short-handled mop	133
	shot of blackberry schnapps	2
	shot of flower schnapps	3
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	30
	shot of mescal	2
	shot of orange schnapps	31
	shot of peach schnapps	6
	shot of pear schnapps	6
	shot of rotgut	17
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	57
	shovelful of dirt	66
	shredded hellseal hide	20
	shrinking powder	14
	shuriken salad	3
	shushed potatoes	3
	silent K	1
	silent M	17
	silent nightlight	1
	silent pea shooter	13
	silent T	7
	silent W	1
	silver cheese-slicer	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	1
	silver shrimp fork	2
	silver tongue charrrm	91
	simple AI	1
	Sinful Desires	1
	single swig of vodka	3
	single-serving herbal stuffing	3
	sinister-looking cat	5
	Sitrep berry	6
	six pack of Mountain Stream	2
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	6
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	sk8board	18
	skate blade	1
	skate board	1
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	9
	skelelton spine	81
	skeletal banana	36
	skeletal scabbard	1
	skeleton	15
	skeleton beans	14
	skeleton bone	456
	skeleton key	45
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeleton skis	1
	skewer	359
	ski resort souvenir crate	1
	skirt / kilt kit	1
	skull gearshift knob	1
	skull of the Bonerdagon	16
	skulldozer egg	4
	Skullery Maid's Knee	31
	Skully's hot chocolate	2
	slab of sponge	2
	slap and slap again	2
	slap and tickle	9
	sleaze powder	2
	sleazy bindle	1
	sleep mask	1
	sleeping stocking	2
	sleeve deuce	4
	slice of pizza	168
	slick fish meat	46
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	1
	slime convention flyers	1
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slimy alveolus	4
	slimy fermented bile bladder	134
	slimy sweetbreads	98
	slingshot	19
	slip 'n' slide	4
	Slippery Knob	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	slow jam collection	3
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
	slug of rum	6
	slug of shochu	3
	slug of vodka	4
	small box	8
	Smart Bone Dust	14
	smart skull	267
	Smashmoth	2
	smellbook	17
	smelted roe	12
	smiling rat	3
	smirking shrunken head	19
	smoked potsherd	2
	smoker's cloak	4
	smoking grass	395
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	98
	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
	SMOOCH soda	104
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	smut orc keepsake box	21
	smut orc sunglasses	37
	snailmail bits	2
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	1
	snake shield	3
	snapdragon pistil	8
	Snarf berry	8
	snarling wolf shield	3
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
	sneaky wrapping paper	1
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	108
	snorkel	3
	Snoutlet	1
	snow halo	1
	Snow Queen Crown	61
	snowboarder pants	14
	snowstick	1
	soap knife	3
	sock garters	1
	soda water	35
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	249
	Sogg-Os	1
	soggy elf shoes	1
	soggy gingerbread chunk	385
	soggy seed packet	11
	soggy used band-aid	13
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid gold bowling ball	4
	solid gold pegleg	47
	solid shifting time weirdness	1
	solid state loom	2
	sommelier's towel	4
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	388
	soul monocle	1
	soup turtle	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	5
	soy cordial	4
	Space Baby children's book	1
	space bar	1
	space beast fur	8
	space invader	1
	space jam	1
	space junk	132
	space marine flash grenade	15
	space needle	1
	Space Tourist Phaser	34
	Space Tours Tripple	2
	Spacegate Research	1
	spade necklace	8
	spaghetti breakfast	173
	spaghetti cult mask	13
	spaghetti cult rosary	11
	spaghetti with ghost balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	34
	Spam Witch sammich	79
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	4
	spangly mariachi vest	1
	spangly sombrero	4
	spangly unitard	2
	spant chitin	6
	spant tendon	11
	spare neck bolts	14
	spark plug earring	1
	sparking robo-battery	34
	sparkler	2
	special clip: boneburners	458
	special clip: graveburpers	470
	special clip: splatterers	439
	special clip: squelchers	1,295
	special clip: tracers	1,425
	special clip: wailers	1,436
	special sauce glove	1
	specialty ammo bandolier	4
	spectral axe	1
	spectral pickle	7
	spectre scepter	27
	SPF 451 lip balm	12
	sphygmomanometer	25
	spiced rum	2
	spices	162
	spicy bean burrito	51
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	52
	spicy jerky stick	16
	spicy jumping bean burrito	47
	spicy noodles	5
	spider web	24
	spiked femur	25
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spirit bed	1
	spirit blanket	8
	spirit gum	32
	spirit mattress	5
	spirit pillow	3
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	5
	spiritual candy cane	1
	spiritual eggnog	8
	spiritual gingerbread	1
	sponge cake	14
	spooky alphabet block	19
	spooky bark	12
	spooky bicycle chain	2
	spooky cosmetics bag	1
	spooky eggnog	3
	spooky eyeliner	4
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	15
	spooky hockey mask	1
	spooky lasso	68
	spooky lipstick	6
	spooky mushroom	66
	spooky music box mechanism	5
	spooky powder	1
	spooky sap	18
	spooky scarecrow	3
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	106
	spooky staff	2
	spooky stick	183
	spooky stir-fry	1
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
	spoonful of Linguine-Os	8
	spork	2
	spray chrome	6
	spray paint	36
	spring	165
	Spring Bros. solenoid	13
	sprocket	177
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	squashed frog	93
	squirming egg sac	11
	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	1
	stained mattress	3
	stale baguette	70
	stale cheer wine	1
	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
	stalk of asparagus	139
	star	132
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	1
	star chart	32
	star crossbow	3
	star hat	11
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star staff	4
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	2
	star sword	2
	star throwing star	1
	Steal This Candy	8
	steamed oyster	38
	steampunk potion	43
	steamy ruby	7
	steel drivin' hammer	35
	steel sword	20
	stench nuggets	3
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	11
	Stephen's lab coat	1
	Stephen's secret formula	6
	stepmom's booze	2
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
	stick	2
	stick of "gum"	7
	stick of dynamite	9
	stick-on gnome beard	11
	stinkin' bindle	2
	stinkwater	3
	stinky mushroom	5
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	24
	stolen necklace	5
	stolen office supplies	89
	stolen sushi	77
	stone baseball cap	12
	stone frisbee	20
	Stone Golem pebbles	11
	stone of eXtreme power	47
	stone wool	12
	Stooper	2
	strange cube	1
	straw hat	1
	straw pole	12
	strawberry	123
	strawberry daiquiri	59
	strawberry wine	17
	strawberyl	4
	strawberyl necklace	2
	stray chihuahua	1
	Straypler	1
	stringy sinew	1
	Strix stix	43
	strongness elixir	81
	stuffed alien blob	2
	stuffed angry cow	19
	stuffed astral badger	277
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	7
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	14
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	19
	stuffed cocoabo	24
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	2
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	5
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	14
	stuffed hand turkey	18
	stuffed key	25
	stuffed kraken	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	20
	stuffed Meat	11
	stuffed mind flayer	20
	stuffed mink	13
	stuffed monocle	12
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	220
	stuffed scary death orb	23
	stuffed shoulder parrot	31
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	10
	stuffed snowy owl	19
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	5
	stuffed teddy butler	14
	stuffed tin of caviar	7
	stuffed treasure chest	18
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	17
	stunt nuts	160
	sturdy cane	17
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	9
	styrofoam ore	12
	succulent marrow	56
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	13
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	10
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	Sugar Cog	9
	sugar sheet	9
	sugar sphere	2
	sugar-coated pine cone	3
	sugarplum ration	1
	suggestive strozzapreti	1
	Summer Nights	4
	sunken chest	146
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	168
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
	super-absorbent tarp	1
	super-spiky hair gel	453
	super-strong air freshener	2
	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	371
	superamplified boom box	1
	superheated fudge	20
	superheated metal	10
	Supernova Champagne	32
	supportive bra	14
	surgical apron	8
	surgical mask	4
	Swabbie™ swab	29
	swamp haunch	1
	swamp lolly	1
	swashbuckling pants	79
	sweatband	2
	Swedish coffee	1
	Swedish massage fish	1
	sweet mochi ball	7
	sweet ninja sword	3
	sweet rims	2
	sweet roll Alabama	220
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	swirly potion	114
	Swizzler	163
	sword hilt	2
	Sword of Dark Omens	3
	swordzall	1
	synthetic marrow	29
	synthetic rock	3
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
	t8r tots	126
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	166
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	131
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	20
	taco shell	156
	tailbone shield	1
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Take Eleven Bar	3
	Tales from the Fireside	2
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
	Tales of Spelunking	1
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	4
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	6
	tambourine	2
	tambourine bells	41
	tangarita with a fly in it	2
	tangerine	122
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangle of rat tails	3
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	4
	tankard of ale	162
	tap shoes	19
	Tapioc berry	11
	tarnished bottlecap	44
	tarnished luggage key	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	30
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tassel	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	84
	tasty tart	4
	tattered paper crown	3
	tattered scrap of paper	6
	tawdry amethyst	4
	tea for one	10
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	71
	teddy bear	7
	teddy borg	2
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	3
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
	temperance whiskey	5
	temporary tribal tattoo	10
	temporary yak tattoo	15
	tempura air	1
	tenderizing hammer	1
	teqiwila	1
	tequila sunrise	44
	tequila sunset	8
	tequila with training wheels	4
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terra panna cotta	6
	terrible poem	22
	Texas tea	4
	that gum you like	8
	The Author's inkwell	9
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	16
	The Cooler Out of Space	3
	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
	the funk	33
	The Joy of Wassailing	6
	the kindest cold cut	10
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Lot's engagement ring	7
	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
	the most dangerous bait	697
	The Ring	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Superconductor's CPU	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	4
	thick walrus blubber	1
	thin black candle	610
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	120
	Third Base	2
	third ear	14
	third-hand nunchaku	12
	thistle wine	18
	three-legged pants	12
	Thriller Ice	2
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing candy	13
	throwing fork	5
	throwing knife	6
	throwing spoon	9
	throwing wrench	11
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold slug statuette	37
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
	TI-9000 calculator	26
	Tiger-lily's milk	20
	time residue	8
	time's arrow	25
	tin magnolia	1
	tiny barrel	14
	tiny bomb	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	2
	tiny bowler	2
	tiny canopic jar	22
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	4
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	11
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	12
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	7
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	8
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	7
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	3
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	12
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	7
	tiny die-cast killing bird	6
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	7
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	5
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	4
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	10
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	6
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	5
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	5
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	13
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	7
	tiny fly glasses	2
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny handful of mixed nuts	1,738
	tiny house	530
	tiny ninja sword	2
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
	tiny plastic angry goat	13
	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
	tiny plastic Armory	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	8
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	7
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	15
	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
	tiny plastic Bar	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	18
	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	4
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	14
	tiny plastic blooper	5
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	7
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
	tiny plastic caboose	1
	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
	tiny plastic Cafe	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
	tiny plastic chem lab	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	11
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic coal car	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	24
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	17
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	14
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	9
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	6
	tiny plastic dining car	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic Factory	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	2
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	16
	tiny plastic G Imp	8
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	5
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	16
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	27
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	3
	tiny plastic grue	23
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	4
	tiny plastic hermit	3
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	16
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	5
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	16
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
	tiny plastic Krampus	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
	tiny plastic levitating potato	16
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
	tiny plastic locomotive	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
	tiny plastic mime executive	1
	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
	tiny plastic Mirth	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	19
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	3
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	12
	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
	tiny plastic orphan	1
	tiny plastic passenger car	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
	tiny plastic Penny	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	24
	tiny plastic sauceror	2
	tiny plastic scary clown	6
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	6
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	14
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	10
	tiny plastic stab bat	17
	tiny plastic star starfish	21
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	20
	tiny plastic taco cat	6
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
	tiny plastic The Man	4
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	8
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	8
	tiny plastic whitesnake	9
	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	7
	tiny shaker of salt	6
	tiny slimy cyst	3
	tip jar	13
	tires	105
	titanium assault umbrella	101
	toast	548
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	toe jam	1
	tofu casserole	1
	tofurkey gravy	37
	tofurkey leg	33
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	53
	tomato	495
	tomato daiquiri	3
	tomato juice of powerful power	9
	tomato soup poster	13
	tomb ratchet	18
	tommy gun	8
	tongue depressor	1
	tonic djinn	17
	tonic water	11
	tooth	1
	toothsome rock	3
	top	4
	topiary nugglet	1
	topiary skunk	1
	torn hellseal sinew	8
	totally sweet mohawk helmet	12
	tourmalime	5
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	26
	toxic globule	1
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy jet pack	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	3
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	2
	toy train	3
	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
	traffic jam	1
	Trafikoan	1
	Trainbot circuitry	30
	Trainbot harness	1
	Trainbot linkages	42
	Trainbot optics	49
	Trainbot plating	21
	Trainbot servomotors	42
	Trainbot tubing	35
	transdermal smoke patch	111
	transparent nog	3
	transparent pants	1
	Transylvania Sling	1
	Travels with Jerry	3
	tree-eating kite	13
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	5
	triple barreled barrel gun	1
	troll britches	9
	Trollhouse cookies	76
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
	tropical orchid	1
	true grit	14
	tube of dread wax	30
	tube of hair oil	6
	tube of pendulum lube	6
	tube of villain white	14
	tube sock	2
	Tuesday's ruby	11
	Turpin	1
	turtle mud	9
	turtle pheromones	9
	turtle totem	29
	turtle voicebox	11
	turtle wax	2
	turtle-shaped rock	1
	turtlemail bits	8
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	2
	twinkly nuggets	40
	twinkly powder	48
	twinkly wad	9
	twist of lime	5
	twitching claw	8
	twitching time capsule	1
	Typical Tavern swill	61
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	7
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	38
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	46
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	27
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	2
	uncooked chorizo	20
	underwater slingshot	5
	unearthed potsherd	9
	unfinished fruitcake	4
	unfinished pleasure	1
	unflavored wine cooler	696
	unfortunate dumplings	14
	Ungulant	1
	unholy water	10
	unidentified drink	127
	unidentified jerky	2,564
	universal biscuit	16
	unnamed cocktail	27
	unnatural gas	3
	unquiet spirits	5
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	75
	unrequired jacket	4
	unsanitized scalpel	4
	unsmoothed velvet	1
	Unspeakachu	5
	unstable DNA	281
	unstable quark	2
	unused soap	21
	unused walkie-talkie	6
	unusual disco ball	1
	unusual oil	3
	urinal cake	1
	used beer	2
	useless powder	8
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	46
	vampire chowder	14
	vampire collar	12
	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
	vampire glitter	3
	vampire pearl	2
	vampire pellet	5
	Vamprey	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	1
	veiny spore pod	3
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	5
	very hot lunch	34
	very overdue library book	1
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of holy water	267
	vial of humanoid growth hormone	1
	vial of swamp vapors	17
	vial of The Glistening	4
	vibrating mushroom	3
	viking helmet	117
	vinegar	167
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
	violent pastilles	7
	viral DNA	25
	virgin jello shot	1
	viscous lava globs	19
	vitamin G pill	20
	Vivian's Vitamin	2
	vodka and cranberry	3
	vodka and tonic	5
	vodka martini	36
	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
	volcanic ash	16
	voodoo glowskull	33
	vorpal blade	42
	votive candle	6
	wad of dough	593
	wad of slimy rags	29
	wad of tofu	60
	walkie-talkie	1
	walrus-tusk earring	18
	Wand of Nagamar	7
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	4
	war tongs	36
	warbear accoutrements chunk	228
	warbear auto-anvil	2
	warbear battery	25
	warbear beeping telegram	5
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
	warbear chemistry lab	3
	warbear drone assembler	3
	warbear empathy chip	4
	warbear gyro	3
	warbear gyrocopter	5
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	8
	warbear induction oven	2
	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
	warbear metalworking primer	4
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	10
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
	warbear soda machine assembler	10
	warbear whosit	328
	warehouse clerk's glasses	11
	warehouse key	1
	warehouse walkie-talkie	7
	Warm Subject gift certificate	137
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	3
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	water log	2
	water pipe bomb	154
	water purification pills	603
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	9
	waterlogged cloth	32
	waterlogged leather	22
	waterlogged metal	16
	waterlogged stuffing	19
	waterlogged wood	16
	Wax Flask	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	65
	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
	whalebone corset	25
	whalecake	2
	whalegun	1
	whalesteak	55
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	37
	whimpering willow bark	21
	whip kit	1
	whisker pencil	11
	whiskey and cola	3
	whiskey and soda	3
	whiskey bittersweet	2
	whiskey in a broken glass	2
	whiskey sour	12
	white balloon	1
	white Canadian	4
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
	white chocolate chip cookies	7
	white chocolate chips	44
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	16
	white class ring	421
	white collar	6
	white Crimbo ball	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
	white lightning	104
	white picket fence	15
	white pixel	395
	white rice	6
	white satin pants	34
	white satin shield	13
	white snake skin	76
	white sword	43
	whole roasted chicken	4
	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
	wicker shield	12
	wicker sticker	1
	wind-up ensign	1
	wind-up meatcar	66
	wind-up navigation droid	6
	wind-up owl	5
	wind-up vampire teeth	13
	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
	windchimes	16
	wine-soaked bone chips	1
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
	witch wart	8
	witch's bread	3
	witch's brew	2
	witty rapier	72
	wolf mask	6,732
	wolfman mask	80
	Wolfman Nardz	1
	wonderwall shield	16
	wooden axe	5
	wooden block	1
	wooden stakes	8
	wool hat	8
	worksite credentials	1
	Workytime Tea	1
	world's smallest violin	1
	worn tophat	29
	worst candy	9
	worthless gewgaw	9
	worthless knick-knack	17
	worthless trinket	6
	woven baling wire bracelets	2
	wreath of laurels	4
	wrench bracelet	1
	wrestling mask	16
	wriggling worm	9
	wumpus hair	4
	wussiness potion	35
	X	1
	x-ray mirror	11
	yak skin	7
	Yakisoba's hat	3
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Meade	32
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	Yeast of Boris	1
	yellow candy heart	2
	yellow drunki-bear	2
	yellow gummi ingot	23
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow pixel	13
	yellow snowcone	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	2
	yeti fur	547
	yo-yo	2
	yohohoyo	34
	yule grog	1
	yule gruel	1
	yule hatchet	4
	Yummy Tummy bean	27
	Z-Bone steak	21
	Ze™ goggles	8
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
	zmobie	9
	zombie hollandaise	31