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Display Case for Yatsufusa (#1617484)
This player is ranked #528 for Most Total Items with a total of 316,700 items.
This player is ranked #62 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,784 items.

This player is a member of the clan KoLaholics Anonymous.

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Yatsufusa (#1617484)
This player has 6,784 unique items and 316,700 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 42
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
Überraschthexengebräu 11
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 7
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 6
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 7
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 7
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 37
4-ball 69
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 7
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 7
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 777
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 7
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 23
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 22
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 3
abstraction: thought 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 18
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 13
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 8
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 9
aerated diving helmet 5
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 37
airborne mutagen 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alexy sauce 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 3
alien hologram projector 1
alien protein powder 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 8
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
alpine watercolor set 3
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 69
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 21
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 69
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 8
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 123
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 13
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 37
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 13
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 5
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 617
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 69
angry inch 1
angst burger 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 333
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 42
ant hoe 69
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 4
anti-anti-antidote 829
anticheese 2
antimatter wad 11
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 11
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 4
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 11
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 10
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
around the world 2
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 11
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 13
asparagus knife 19
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 11
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 42
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 2
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 6
bacon bath ball 19
baconstone 11
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 38
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 250
bag of bones 9
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 8
bag of GORP 1
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 169
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 13
bag of QWOP 4
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 37
baggie of powdered sugar 333
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 42
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 12
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 86
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 11
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 11
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 5
banana cream pie 5
banana daiquiri 5
banana milkshake 5
banana peel 3
banana smoothie 5
banana spritzer 5
banana supersucker 123
bananagate 222
bananarama bangle 5
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 5
baneful bandolier 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 52
baobab sap 1
bar skin 70
bar whip 69
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 1
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 38
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 10
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 69
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 42
Barulio's bottle 11
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 11
Bash-Ōs boxtop 45
Bash-Ōs cereal 20
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 69
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 1
batgut 182
bath ball gift set 13
batskin belt 13
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 11
beard incense 1
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful rainbow 3
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 1
bed of coals 13
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1,631
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 17
beer-soaked mop 69
beertini 1
beery blood 13
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 42
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 37
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 21
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2,595
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 666
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 365
bewitching boots 11
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 11
big boom 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 13
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 18
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 69
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 30
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 69
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 13
black candygram 13
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 42
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2,342
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 13
black helmet 13
Black Hole 12
black kettle drum 2,001
black label 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 11
black pension check 1
black pepper 2,341
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 240
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 10
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 42
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 13
black tear 1
black velvet box 401
black-and-blue light 395
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 6
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 5
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 13
blood and blood 13
blood flower 13
Blood Light 13
blood of the Wereseal 13
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 13
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 13
bloody beer 13
bloody clown pants 13
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 13
blowdart 1
blue canary nightlight 2
blue class ring 3
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 3
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 11
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 121
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 11
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 13
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone abacus 11
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 13
bone bons 13
bone chips 37
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 69
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 18
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 39
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 111
booby trap 8
book of matches 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 2
boozebomb 69
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 21
Boss Bat britches 25
Boss Drops 444
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 9,075
bottle of Blank-Out 23
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 1,337
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 100
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 47
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of limeade 11
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 100
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 6
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 11
bottle of wine 11
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 11
bottled inspiration 333
bottled swamp gas 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 23
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 7
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 42
box of Familiar Jacks 11
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 37
box turtle 11
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 13
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 11
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 69
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 13
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 10
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 850
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 3
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 32,360
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 9
brick 13
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 13
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 100
BRICKO pyramid 3
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 8
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 8
BRICKO turtle 11
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 15
brigand brittle 11
Bright Water 6
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 8
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 3
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 13
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 37
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 2
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 1
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 42
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 13
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 42
bucket of wine 3
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear detector 5
bugbear purification pill 250
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 42
bugged balaclava 42
bugged beanie 42
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 5
bunch of square grapes 1,111
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 5
bunny liver 42
buoybottoms 11
burnt flower 13
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 11
BURT 214
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 11
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout pup tent 6
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 308
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 11
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 69
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 42
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 69
candied pecan 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 111
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 10
candy crayons 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knife 11
candy knuckles 2
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 13
candy stake 13
candy stick 1
candy UFOs 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 3
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 1
capacitor relay 1
captured boozles 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 7
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 666
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 11
carrot-on-a-stick 1
carton of gaspers 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
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