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Display Case for Hastings (#1670603)
This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Hastings (#1670603)
This player has 1,091 unique items and 35,336 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 15
1-ball 6
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 25
2-ball 3
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 75
33398 scroll 26
4-ball 4
5-ball 5
6-ball 7
7-ball 4
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 31
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 4
a little sump'm sump'm 6
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 20
acid-squirting flower 17
acoustic guitarrr 15
adder bladder 34
agua de vida 1
all-purpose cleaner 73
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 21
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 1,202
ancient protein powder 522
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 79
Angry Farmer candy 64
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 6
ant agonist 21
ant pitchfork 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 22
anticheese 1
antique hand mirror 4
armgun 4
arrrgyle socks 5
asbestos apron 39
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos staff 7
asbestos sword 5
ASCII shirt 20
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 40
asparagus lo mein 3
asshat 3
astral mushroom 2
awful poetry journal 15
baconstone 2
badass belt 36
bag of Cheat-Os 19
bag of lard 3
balaclava baklava 6
ballroom blintz 20
banana 2
banana smoothie 15
bar skin 52
barbed-wire fence 16
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10
barrrnacle 23
barskin tent 2
baseball 11
bat guano 37
bat wing 6
batblade 21
batgut 85
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 6
beach glass bead 1
bean burrito 1
beaten-up Chucks 6
bed of coals 1
beer bomb 24
beer bong 104
beer goggles 4
beer-a-pult 4
beertini 10
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 89
big bad voodoo mask 4
big bass drum 7
big red clown nose 44
bilge wine 18
bindle of joy 1
bit of clingfilm 17
bit-o-cactus 13
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 11
black belt 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black forest cake 9
black forest ham 6
black greaves 30
black helmet 31
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 16
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 6
black picnic basket 3
black pixel 271
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 13
black shield 17
black snake skin 20
black snowcone 3
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 13
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 54
Blackfly Chardonnay 11
Blatantly Canadian 6
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 14
bloody clown pants 37
bloody mary 13
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue pixel 355
blue pixel potion 10
blue plasma ball 2
blue snowcone 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
boilermaker 5
bone flute 1
bone rattle 11
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 9
Boss Bat britches 2
bottle of alcohol 45
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of goofballs 14
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 35
bottle of Ooze-O 8
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bowl of cottage cheese 220
bowl of fishysoisse 1
box of sunshine 26
brains casserole 2
brick of sand 1
briefcase 66
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
broken skull 66
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 6
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 13
bubblewrap ore 1
buckyball 1
bum cheek 9
bungle in the jungle 9
buoybottoms 9
C.H.U.M. knife 2
calle de miel 1
can of Binarrrca 17
can of black paint 61
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 3
can of Swiller 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 31
candied yams 34
candy cane 1
cannonball charrrm 3
canopic jar 1,041
canteen of wine 6
carbonated soy milk 251
carbonated water lily 22
cardboard wakizashi 11
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 8
carob chunk noodles 9
casino pass 20
cast 103
cat appendix 19
catgut 27
catgut taco 4
centipede eggs 20
chaos butterfly 21
charming flute 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 57
chintzy seal pendant 2
chloroform rag 69
chopsticks 3
chorizo brownies 15
chorizo taco 12
chrome crossbow 4
chrome staff 5
chrome sword 2
clay peace-sign bead 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 7
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
clockwork handle 3
clockwork thingamajig 1
cloudy potion 12
clown shoes 21
clown skin 43
clown wig 1
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail napkin 57
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 205
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 5
cog 76
cold hi mein 20
cold ninja mask 7
cold powder 1
cold wad 7
comfy coffin 1
commemorative war stein 74
communications windchimes 88
concentrated magicalness pill 18
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 2
cool whip 38
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
corncob pipe 3
cornuthaum 2
costume sword 12
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 2
cranberries 155
crazy little Turkish delight 36
cream pie 1
cream stout 38
creamsicle 42
Crimbo pie 1
crowbarrr 7
Crown of the Goblin King 40
cruelty-free wine 4
crumbling rat skull 7
crystallized memory 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curmudgel 16
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
Daffy Taffy 51
dance card 14
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 7
dark potion 8
dead guy's watch 25
decaying goldfish liver 78
decorative fountain 1
dehydrated caviar 43
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 3
demon skin 107
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 101
deodorant 4
desiccated apricot 39
diamond-studded cane 52
didgeridooka 27
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dingy planks 1
dirty hobo gloves 72
disbelief suspenders 3
disco ball 10
Disco Banjo 3
disco mask 27
disease 53
disintegrating quill pen 36
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 37
distilled fortified wine 2
disturbing fanfic 335
Divine 16
divine can of silly string 10
divine champagne flute 5
divine cracker 11
divine noisemaker 9
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
doll house 3
donkey flipbook 1
dope wheels 22
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 10
draggin' ball hat 20
dried face 16
Drowsy Sword 41
drywall axe 41
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 19
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 27
dusty bottle of Merlot 9
dusty bottle of Muscat 21
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 29
dusty bottle of Port 20
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 29
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 63
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 7
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 6
Eau de Guaneau 1
effluvious emerald 16
eggnog 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 14
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven socks 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 60
empty meat tank 3
enchanted barbell 27
enchanted bean 1
enchanted eyepatch 13
enchanted leopard-print barbell 12
energy drink IV 4
enormous belt buckle 11
enormous hoop earring 10
Ent cider 18
epic wad 2
evil golden arch 113
evil teddy bear 2
exploding hacky-sack 10
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 4
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme scarf 5
eye of newt 183
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyepatch 8
f3d0r4 23
facsimile dictionary 29
fake blood 2
fat stacks of cash 5
ferret bait 14
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 136
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 27
filthy corduroys 3
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 3
filthy poultice 190
fine wine 1
finger cymbals 5
fire flower 4
fire poi 10
fish-liver oil 15
fizzy potion 19
flaming crutch 30
flaming feather 180
flaming talons 28
flange 3
flaregun 61
flavored foot massage oil 1
flirtatious feather 90
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 39
floorboard cruft 66
flute of flat champagne 50
foam noodle 2
foolscap fool's cap 14
fortune cookie 2
Frat Army FGF 184
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 7
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 1
frightful feather 141
frigid air mattress 1
frigid ninja stars 5
frilly skirt 21
frozen banquet 1
frozen feather 161
frozen nunchaku 1
fruit bowl 2
full meat tank 1
furry fur 90
fuzzbump 57
ga-ga radio 5
Gaia beads 12
gas balloon 239
gator skin 70
gatorskin umbrella 34
gauze garter 534
gauze shorts 2
gearbox necklace 3
Genalen™ Bottle 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
ghost cucumber 2
ghuol ears 114
ghuol egg 93
ghuol egg quiche 6
ghuol guolash 48
giant cactus quill 7
giant discarded bottlecap 13
giant discarded plastic fork 16
giant discarded torn-up glove 12
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant moxie weed 17
giant needle 70
giant pinky ring 25
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gimlet 8
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
glacial sapphire 7
glowing red eye 94
gnatwing 33
gnauga hide 14
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 23
gnoll teeth 19
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 14
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish plunger 12
Gnollish slotted spoon 12
Gnollish toolbox 83
goat beard 14
goat cheese 2
goat cheese pizza 116
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 22
gob of wet hair 53
gold lamé pants 10
golden ring 2
googly eye 1
Gordon Bennett 14
goth kid t-shirt 15
gr8ps 8
grapefruit 17
grapes 22
grassy cutlass 11
grave robbing shovel 1
gray bow tie 1
green beer 1
green candy heart 6
green candygram 2
Green Clover of Justice 2
green pixel 309
green pixel potion 10
green smoke bomb 49
green snowcone 4
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 21
grouchy restless spirit 120
grue egg 6
grue egg omelette 7
grumpy old man charrrm 17
grungy bandana 11
grungy flannel shirt 1
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 7
Gummi-DNA 1
hair spray 117
hamethyst 12
handful of confetti 41
handful of hand chalk 94
handful of moss 37
handful of nuts and berries 3
handful of sand 168
handful of sawdust 56
handful of walnuts 4
handsomeness potion 2
happiness 8
harem girl t-shirt 4
headhunter necktie 4
heavy D 5
heavy metal sonata 3
hellion cube 25
helmet turtle 28
hemp string 3
henna face paint 53
herb brownies 3
herbal stuffing 33
herbs 2
hermit permit 6
hill of beans 31
hippopotamus skin 15
Hippy Army MPE 284
hippy medical kit 16
hippy protest button 10
Hodgman's almanac 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 16
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 12
hot date 36
hot hi mein 14
hot katana blade 102
hot nuggets 2
hot powder 4
hot wing 398
huge spoon 12
hypodermic needle 5
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 10
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 25
ice-cold six-pack 7
ice-cold Willer 96
icy katana hilt 5
Iiti Kitty phone charm 360
imitation nice watch 1
Imp Ale 745
infernal fife 12
infernal insoles 24
inflatable duck 3
inkwell 19
insanely spicy bean burrito 24
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 13
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 15
invisible bag 2
Iron Beta of Industry 17
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 8
jabañero pepper 13
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jack flapper 3
jar of swamp gas 2
Jarlsberg's earring 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 18
joybuzzer 1
jug-o-magicalness 7
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 12
jungle drum 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
killer rag doll 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 7
Knob Goblin elite polearm 8
Knob Goblin elite shirt 12
Knob Goblin eyedrops 7
Knob Goblin firecracker 52
Knob Goblin love potion 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 10
Knob Goblin pants 56
Knob Goblin scimitar 54
Knob Goblin seltzer 5
Knob Goblin spatula 7
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 5
Knob Goblin tongs 123
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 6
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 2
Knob sausage 161
Knoll mushroom 109
Knoll shroomkabob 8
knuckle sandwich 9
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
lavender candy heart 6
lavender striped oyster egg 3
lead necklace 4
Lead Zeta of Chastity 3
leaflet 2
leather chaps 15
leather mask 31
leathery bat skin 177
leathery cat skin 474
leathery rat skin 13
LED block 2
lemon 171
lemon meringue pie 1
leotarrrd 7
Let Me Be! 4
lewd playing card 21
library card 2
lihc eye 118
lihc eye pie 7
lihc face 47
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 3
line 53
linoleum crossbow 4
linoleum staff 4
linoleum sword 5
live nautical mine 1
llama lama gong 7
Lockenstock™ sandals 10
long pork 40
long skinny balloon 56
longhaired hippy wig 6
loose teeth 138
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 41
los chinos 2
lotion of coldness 2
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of sugary cuteness 9
love song of vague ambiguity 21
lowercase N 7
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 4
Mace of the Tortoise 3
Mad Train wine 137
Mae West 6
magicalness-in-a-can 16
magilaser blastercannon 30
maiden wig 15
mandarina colada 3
many-eyed glasses 1
maple syrup 4
mariachi pants 60
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
martini 20
marzipan skull 36
massive sitar 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 10
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 79
Meat detector 1
meat engine 30
Meat maid body 2
meat paste 1,118
meat stack 63
meat vortex 101
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 87
megatofu 24
Meleegra™ pills 16
melted Jell-o shot 2
mesh cap 24
metallic A 5
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,077
mind flayer corpse 5
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
mixed wildflower greens 3
Mohawk wig 21
molotov cocktail cocktail 85
Mon Tiki 18
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 235
mother's little helper 14
Mountain Stream soda 18
moxie weed 120
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
MSG 10
mugcake 51
mummy wrapping 805
mushroom pizza 2
nanite-infested candy cane 5
nanite-infested eggnog 1
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty rat mask 1
natural fennel soda 188
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Neuromancer 7
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
ninja hot pants 13
ninja mop 1
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian dagger 37
ocarina of space 5
ocean motion 28
octopus's spade 1
oil of oiliness 13
Oil of Parrrlay 72
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 35
old leather wallet 41
olive 23
olive lo mein 2
oozenog 5
opera mask 1
orange 144
orange candy heart 7
orange candygram 1
orange peel hat 1
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
Orcish baseball cap 5
Orcish cargo shorts 4
Orcish frat-paddle 3
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 75
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
oversized pipe 45
oversized pizza cutter 63
oyster basket 1
PADL Phone 23
painful penne pasta 3
palm frond 75
palm-frond fan 29
palm-frond toupee 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 12
panhandle panhandling hat 11
panty raider camouflage 22
papaya 63
papaya sling 14
papaya slung 7
papaya taco 8
papotion of papower 16
party hat 1
pasta spoon 31
Pasta Spoon of Peril 3
patent leather shoes 3
peach 1
penguin skin 1
penguin thesaurus 3
Penultimate Fantasy chest 63
perforated battle paddle 8
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular hula 6
phat turquoise bead 1
philter of phorce 4
phonics down 69
photoprotoneutron torpedo 51
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 19
pile of candy 2
pile of dusty animal bones 17
pile of jumping beans 2
Pine-Fresh air freshener 8
pink candy heart 1
pink candygram 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pony 25
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pirate pelvis 12
pirate shirt 1
plain pizza 1
plastic guitar 3
plot hole 524
pointed stick 6
pool cue 35
porquoise 7
poutine 7
powdered organs 2
pr0n legs 8
pr0n m4nic0tti 12
pr0n taco 4
pretty flower 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 337
procrastination potion 42
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 1
prussian cathouse 8
puce paisley oyster egg 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulsing flesh 2
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple snowcone 4
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
pygmy blowgun 16
pygmy nose-bone 7
pygmy spear 7
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 8
ram horns 8
ram stick 6
Ram's Face Lager 49
raspberry 6
rat appendix kabob 4
rat appendix stir-fry 14
rat scrapple 1
rave whistle 65
ravioli della hippy 7
ravioli hat 37
razor-sharp can lid 217
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 13
Red Balloon of Valor 4
red pixel 153
red pixel potion 7
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 2
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red snowcone 2
red-headed corpse 1
redrum 4
reodorant 3
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 5
rhinestone cowboy shirt 2
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 33
rigid carapace 1
ring of aggravate monster 3
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 8
roasted marshmallow 4
robotronic egg 17
Rock Pops 1
rockin' wagon 1
rocky raccoon 39
rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 2
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 2
roll of toilet paper 88
round green sunglasses 2
royal jelly taco 2
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
ruby W 67
rum and cola 12
rum barrel charrrm 15
rusty chain necklace 8
rusty grave robbing shovel 37
sabre teeth 13
safarrri hat 7
salamander spleen 187
salty dog 12
salty slug 9
sandwich of the gods 12
saucepan 142
sausage bomb 105
sausage pizza 10
savoy truffle 11
sawblade shield 9
scorpion whip 8
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
screwdriver 25
scroll of drastic healing 61
scroll of pasta summoning 13
sea honeydew 1
seal-clubbing club 45
seal-skull helmet 42
sealskin drum 1
sensitive poetry journal 18
Sensual Massage for Creeps 3
serum of sarcasm 1
sewer wad 59
shimmering tendrils 2
shingle 3
shiny ring 41
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 33
shrinking powder 3
silver tongue charrrm 6
simple ancient cursed key 5
Sinful Desires 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 14
sk8board 2
skeleton bone 212
skeleton key 5
skewer 51
skirt / kilt kit 300
slab of sponge 1
sleaze nuggets 2
sleazy bindle 1
sleazy hi mein 19
slimy fermented bile bladder 3
slimy sweetbreads 2
slip 'n' slide 2
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
small box 1
snake 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 38
Snow Queen Crown 5
snowboarder pants 5
soda water 21
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 54
solid gold bowling ball 29
solid gold pegleg 3
sonar-in-a-biscuit 8
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 169
spark plug earring 2
spectre scepter 40
SPF 451 lip balm 11
spicy bean burrito 9
spicy enchanted bean burrito 5
spider web 16
spiked femur 28
sponge helmet 1
spooky bindle 3
spooky eggnog 1
spooky hi mein 18
spooky hockey mask 3
spooky lo mein 2
spooky mushroom 242
spooky nuggets 38
spooky powder 3
spooky shrunken head 25
spooky staff 4
spooky stick 94
spooky stir-fry 2
Spooky Surprise Egg 15
spork 2
sprocket 78
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 180
stained mattress 2
stalk of asparagus 90
star boomerang 2
star shirt 1
star starfish 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 9
stench powder 4
stick-on eyebrow piercing 3
stinky hi mein 19
stolen accordion 56
stolen office supplies 8
stone banjo 1
stone of eXtreme power 16
strange shiny disc 1
strawberry 170
strawberry daiquiri 35
strongness elixir 22
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed Meat 1
stuffed shoulder parrot 18
stuffed spooky mushroom 4
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1
stuffing 2
sucky decal 1
sugar sheet 1
Summer Nights 3
sunken chest 31
suntan lotion of moxiousness 39
super-spiky hair gel 53
Supernova Champagne 28
supportive bra 1
Swabbie™ swab 44
sweet ninja sword 2
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword of static 2
t8r tots 6
taco shell 78
Tales from the Fireside 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
tangarita 13
tangerine 1
tap shoes 8
tarrrnish charrrm 21
tassel 6
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 64
tasty tart 7
tattered scrap of paper 27
tawdry amethyst 8
teddy borg 1
teqiwila slammer 12
tequila grenade 10
tequila sunrise 12
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 25
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thin black candle 140
thistle wine 2
three-tiered wedding cake 3
throbbing rage gland 1
tighty whiteys 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 26
tiny house 115
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny shaker of salt 1
tiny slimy cyst 3
tip jar 18
tires 17
titanium assault umbrella 21
toast 18
tofu casserole 9
tofurkey gravy 43
tofurkey leg 39
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 38
tomato 38
tomato daiquiri 11
tomato juice of powerful power 8
toothbrush 1
towel 14
toy crazy train 2
Trollhouse cookies 67
tropical orchid 1
true grit 30
tube of dread wax 5
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 12
turtle totem 29
twinkly nuggets 24
twinkly powder 6
twitching claw 1
Typical Tavern swill 5
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
uncooked chorizo 45
unearthly onyx 9
unfortunate dumplings 13
unidentified jerky 1,387
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 21
unstable DNA 4
unstable laser battery 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urinal cake 10
valuable trinket 194
vampire collar 5
vampire glitter 5
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 15
viking helmet 51
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 17
vodka and cranberry 18
vodka martini 11
vodka stratocaster 7
volleyball 1
vorpal blade 1
WA 23
wad of dough 81
walrus-tusk earring 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 109
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 490
water wings 1
whiskey and cola 8
whiskey and soda 14
whiskey sour 16
white Canadian 31
white candy heart 3
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 8
white chocolate chip cookies 6
white chocolate chips 36
white collar 2
white hat hacker T-shirt 6
white lightning 13
white picket fence 29
white pixel 39
white satin pants 17
white satin shield 12
white snake skin 24
white sword 28
wicker shield 13
wine spritzer 24
wine-soaked bone chips 2
witch hat 1
witty rapier 11
wolf mask 27
wonderwall shield 10
wooden axe 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 32
wool hat 15
worn tophat 7
wreath of laurels 5
wrench bracelet 10
wussiness potion 112
yak toupee 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 3
yellow brick road 8
yellow candy heart 5
yellow candygram 4
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yeti fur 222
yohohoyo 5
Yummy Tummy bean 297
Zim Merman's guitar 4
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1