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Misha_Z (#1705440)
This player has 8,261 unique items and 835,132 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 6
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 5
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 2
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 44
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 8
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 10
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
17-ball 2
1952 Mickey Mantle card 79
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 192
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 9
8-bit banana 3
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 4
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
absentee voter ballot 50
abstraction: action 35
abstraction: category 43
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 12
abstraction: perception 61
abstraction: purpose 40
abstraction: sensation 39
abstraction: thought 46
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 3
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 2
actual tapas 10
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adobe abacus 1
adobe abaya 1
adobe adze 1
adobe arsecover 1
adobe ascot 1
adobe ayam 1
adorable seal larva 21
Adventurer bobblehead 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Aerheads 1
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 27
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 210
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 7
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 2
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 45
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster bishop 28
alabaster king 31
alabaster knight 46
alabaster pawn 62
alabaster queen 28
alabaster rook 50
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 8
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 10
alien drugs 27
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 3
alien meat 20
alien plant goo 1
alien plant pod 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 2
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 7
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 35
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 195
amok putter 63
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 13
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 4
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient meat 6
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 10
ancient pills 428
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 7
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 26
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 3
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 8
anemone sauce 18
anemoney clip 3
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 9
angry agate 60
Angry Farmer candy 2
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 8
angry inch 16
angst burger 21
animal part cracker 14
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 7
ankleweights 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 4
anti-burn cream 2
anti-creep cream 1
anti-goosebump cream 3
anti-odor cream 8
anti-pain cream 17
anticheese 88
antimatter wad 2
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 2
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 2
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 40
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 2
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
antique tacklebox 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 22
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
armored prawn 2
around the world 1
Arrow (+1) 1,492
arrowgram 9
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 2
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 4
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 40
asbestos thermos 42
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 2
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 7
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 48
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 3
Atomic Pop 14
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
automa-bot parts 1,613
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 3
autumn breeze 1,360
autumn dollar 763
autumn leaf 783
autumn years wisdom 832
autumn-spice donut 2,370
autumnal aegis 1
AutumnFest ale 643
autumnic balm 1
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
Azurite 1,560
bätzle 4
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
baby oil shooter 12
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 518
baconstone 40
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad rum and good cola 2
bad vibroknife 1
badass belt 94
badass pie 2
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of foreign bribes 2
bag of GORF 21
bag of GORP 26
bag of grain 2
bag of gross foreign snacks 18
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 31
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 18
bag of random words 1
bag of sausage links 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 44
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 3
Baja sopapilla 51
baked stuffing 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 8
balanced antler 3
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 28
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 2
balsa plank 213
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 102
banana candle 436
banana cream pie 4
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 4
banana smoothie 1
banana split 157
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 9
Bangyomaman battle juice 4
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 2
baobab sap 1
bar of freeze-dried water 143
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 13
bargain flash powder 7
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 30
barnacle-encrusted sweater 2
barnacled barrel 521
Barney's rake 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 3
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 52
barrel gun 9
barrel pickle 57
barrel-aged eggnog 6
barrel-aged martini 15
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 2
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 85
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 2
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 2
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 2
bat guano 1
bat haggis 12
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 6
bat wing stir-fry 7
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 5
batarang 19
batblade 1
Batfellow comic 10
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 411
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battery (9-Volt) 26
battery (AA) 117
battery (AAA) 144
battery (car) 1,092
battery (D) 80
battery (lantern) 42
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bauxite beret 61
bauxite bow-tie 65
bauxite boxers 64
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 25
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 419
Beach Comb 1
beach glass bead 2
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 8
beard incense 2
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 5
beavermouth 152
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 29
beefy pill 263
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 3
beer-scented teddy bear 11
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 4
beery blood 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beetle antenna 13
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 724
berries of suffering 6
berry-infused sake 4
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 6
big glob of skin 1
big hot pepper 2,776
Big Punk 14
big red button 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 71
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 2
big tun 2,460
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdbone corset 7
birdybug antenna 12
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 12
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 63
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 8
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 2
black and white cracker 22
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 2
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 2
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 21
black friar's tonsure 1
black gallstone 1
black gold 10
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 17
black label 8
black lotus 1
black magic powder 5
black mana 145
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 33
black pension check 1
black pepper 3
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black slime glob 12
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 3
black spot 31
black striped oyster egg 15
black sword 3
black tear 2
black velvet box 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank diary 3
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 5
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 21
Bling of the New Wave 9
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 10
blob of wood glue 232
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 42
blood flower 1
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 3
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 18
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 93
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 4
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 2
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 17
blue grass 30
blue lava globs 2
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 151
blue money bag 7
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 19
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 69
blue plate 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 26
blue potion 1
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 4
blue striped oyster egg 9
blue suede shoes 2
blue tulip 31
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry muffin 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 410
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling broth 2
boiling seal blood 28
bolder boulder 23
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
Boltsmann ID badge 3
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 5
bone broth 6
bone chips 8
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 3
book of facts 1
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 3
boot knife 72
BOOterfinger 16
BOOtonniere 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 8,548
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 13
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 10
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 1
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 2
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 19
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 49
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 17
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 2
bottle of Evermore 15
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 21
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 478
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 3
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 14
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 17
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 4
bottle of novelty hot sauce 5
bottle of Old Pugilist 3
bottle of Ooze-O 8
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 9
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 12
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 2
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 2
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 19
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 2
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 16
bottle of sewage schnapps 3
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 4
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle of wine 3
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 8
bottoms of the barrel 4
boulder 2
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl full of jelly 955
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 1,052
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 119
bowl of lucky charms 5
bowl of maggots 953
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 35
bowl of mummy guts 995
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 16
Bowl of Scorpions 5
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 3
bowling ball 1
box 1
box o' ghosts 1
box of Dweebs 43
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 2
box turtle 35
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
Boxing Day Pass 112
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 3
brains casserole 5
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 4
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 21
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread basket 1
bread line 37
bread man 25
bread mold 1
bread pie 19
bread roll 1
breadchucks 6
breaded beer 2
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
breakfast mess 22
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
Breathitin™ 142
brick 3
brick of sand 2
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 319
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 3
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 24
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 15
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Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 16
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cocoa chondrule 4
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cocoa eggshell fragment 25
cocoa of youth 2
coconut bikini top 1
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cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
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cologne of contempt 3
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Comet Drop 5
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communal gobstopper 27
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compression stocking 25
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
conquistador's breastplate 1
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contract enforcement stick 100
Convincing People You Can See The Future 1
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cookbookbat book 3
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crêepy mask 1
crabsicle 1
cracker 2
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cranberry cordial 1
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crident 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
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Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
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Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 4
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Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
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Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
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Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 2
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Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 2
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Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 31
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 60
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 22
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 63
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 3
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Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 2
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 4
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Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 34
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Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 13
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 1,168
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 4
Crimbuccaneer lantern 4
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 27
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 2
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Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 4
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crunchy brush 2,547
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CSA scoutmaster's "water" 7
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cubic zirconia 3,819
cuddly teddy bear 1
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cupcake-in-a-cup 2
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cuppa Alacri tea 1
cuppa Boo tea 1
cuppa Chari tea 1
cuppa Craft tea 1
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Dexteri tea 1
cuppa Feroci tea 1
cuppa Flexibili tea 1
cuppa Frost tea 1
cuppa Gill tea 1
cuppa Impregnabili tea 1
cuppa Improprie tea 1
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cuppa Irritabili tea 1
cuppa Loyal tea 1
cuppa Mana tea 1
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cuppa Monstrosi tea 1
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cuppa Net tea 1
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cuppa Physicali tea 1
cuppa Proprie tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 1
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cuppa Uncertain tea 1
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cuppa Voraci tea 1
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 12
cursed bottle of black-label rum 10
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cursed cannonball 12
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cursed piece of thirteen 25
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cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 11
cursed voodoo skull 11
cursed wishbone 24
custard pie 22
custom sixgun 1
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cute meteoroid 7
cute mushroom 16
cyan seashell 710
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
Cycloney 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 180
d10 2
d12 2
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Dad's brandy 689
daddy shortlegs leg 16
Daffy Taffy 58
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 215
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 157
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 162
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 400
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 390
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 185
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 145
daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 1
Daisy's unclean bloomers 2
damp bar rag 2
dance card 1
dancing fan 1
dangerous jerkcicle 4
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Dark & Starry 3
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
daub-breaker 1
day shortener 1
day-old beer 6
Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 5
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dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 38
dead lights pie 5
dead meat bun 6
deadfall branch 8
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death blossom 1
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Deep Dish of Legend 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 22
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delectable catalyst 4
delectable fire ant 1
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delicious comfit? 5
delicious noodles 7
delicious salad 11
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delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 65
deluxe layer cake 3
deluxe Neverending Party favor 1
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demon makeup kit 4
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic cow's blood 1
demonic paste 1
demonic surgical gloves 6
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 2
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dented spoon 1
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depantsing bomb 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 4
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depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
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depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
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depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
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desktop zen garden 1
detective school application 1
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dethklok 1
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devilish folio 47
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didgeridooka 1
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dieting pill 442
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digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 1
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dill 25
diluted makeup 155
dingy planks 1
dinner roll 17
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey tattoo kit 1
dire fudgesicle 8
dirt julep 1
dirty bottlecap 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 4
disbelief suspenders 1
discarded button 1
discarded swimming trunks 31
Disco 'Fro Pick 10
disco ball 1
disco biscuit 2
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 6
disco horoscope (Aries) 6
disco horoscope (Cancer) 6
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 12
disco horoscope (Gemini) 11
disco horoscope (Leo) 8
disco horoscope (Libra) 14
disco horoscope (Pisces) 12
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 9
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 12
disco horoscope (Taurus) 10
disco horoscope (Virgo) 5
disco mask 1
discocktail 46
disease 47
disembodied brain 2
disembodied smile 1
Disgeist 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 7
dishrag 5
disintegrating barrel 11,052
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 28
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 1
disposable instant camera 6
disposable lighter 21
distilled fortified wine 4
distilled resin 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 9
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 11
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 20
Doc's Limbering Wine 15
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 3
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 7
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
dog ointment 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 21
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 6
Dolphin King's crown 33
dolphin whistle 31
donated booze 1
donated candy 1
donated food 47
donkey flipbook 4
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 1
dorky glasses 408
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 16
double barreled barrel gun 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 2
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 2
Doublepunchplanter 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 25
drab sonata 2
Drac & Tan 3
drafty drawers 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 12
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 10
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 1
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 1
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 97
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dried gelatinous cube 1
drink chit 31,719
drinks tray 5
Drip harness 2
Drip Institute petri dish 1
Driplet 26
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drippy bezoar 1
drippy bromide 1
drippy candy bar 1
drippy caviar 1
drippy flux 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy khakis 2
drippy nugget 1
drippy orb 1
drippy pigment 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 2
drippy salt 1
drippy seed 1
drippy snail shell 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 2
drippy stein 1
drippy truncheon 2
Dripwood slab 1
drive-by shooting 1
drive-thru burger 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 8
droll monocle 16
dromedary drinking helmet 1
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 25
drop of water-37 3
droppable microphone 12
Drowsy Sword 502
drug cocktail sauce 1
druidic s'more 2
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 1
drum of tommy ammo 1
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry cleaning receipt 1
dry martini 5
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 7
drywall axe 272
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 10
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 9
DUFRESNE Suds 125
dull fish scale 134
dumb mud 1
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dungeoneering kit 1
duonoculars 47
Duskwalker fangs 2
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 22
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty barrel 5,819
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 2
dwarvish magazine 4
Dweebisol™ inhaler 365
Dyspepsi grenade 5
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 1
eagle's milk 3
ear candle 428
ear poison 128
Earring of Fire 3
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
earthenware muffin tin 1
easter egg balloon 79
Eau de Guaneau 1
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 2
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasm au jus 4
ectoplasmic orbs 89
ectoplasmic paste 1
edible alien plant bit 16
eel battery 3
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 1
Effermint™ tablets 39
effervescent potion 1
effluvious emerald 7
eggbeater 6
eggnog 119
eggwater 25
Egnaro berry 62
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 11
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
Elder Turtle Shell 51
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 10
eldritch effluvium 2,202
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 2
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 102
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 7
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 1
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 1
electric copperhead potion 9
electric crutch 1
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric mushroom 37
electric pants 4
Electric Punch 1
electric snakebite 8
electrical thingamabob 812
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 1,104
elegant nightstick 4
elemental caipiroska 4
elemental paste 1
elemental sugarcube 1
elephant stinger 1
eleven-foot pole 15
elf army field rations 6
Elf Army machine parts 1,453
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elf Guard broom 2
Elf Guard clipboard 2
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 35
Elf Guard eyedrops 28
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 3
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 2
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 3
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 3
Elf Guard hotpants 12
Elf Guard insignia (general) 3
Elf Guard insignia (private) 14
Elf Guard mouthknife 27
Elf Guard MPC 1,434
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 37
Elf Guard patrol cap 13
Elf Guard payroll bag 10
Elf Guard red and white beret 2
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 6
Elf Guard squirtgun 2
Elf Guard strategic map 2
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 32
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 6
Elfin shortbread 18
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven hardtack 45
elven magi-pack 43
elven medi-pack 50
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 29
elven suicide capsule 1
elven tambourine 5
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 18
Elvish underarmor 6
embezzler's oil 4
EMD holo-record 1
emergency glowstick 165
emergency margarita 2
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 8
empty hourglass 1
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 3
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted muesli 1
Enchanted Plunger 2
enchanted toothpick 8
enchantlers 1
energized spores 2,622
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 1
Engorged Sausages and You 3
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 12
Ent cider 32
enticing mayolus 1
epic cluster 1
epic wad 1
eraser nubbin 12
ert grey goo ring 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 2
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
essential tofu 1
eternal car battery 72
eternal knot tattoo 1
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 1
everfull glass 4
Everlasting Deckswabber 9
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 2
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 2
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
excitement pill 22
exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 10
exotic jungle fruit 11
exotic orchid 1
exotic travel brochure 52
expensive camera 23
expensive champagne 2
expensive cigar 3
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 1
experimental serum P-00 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
expired MRE 134
exploding gum 1
exploding hacky-sack 32
explosion-flavored chewing gum 2
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-flat panini 24
extra-greasy slider 4
extra-grubby grub 19
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 5
extra-see-thru nightie 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength red potion 1
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 2
extra-toasted half sandwich 1,784
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely confusing manual 57
extremely skinny jeans 1
extremely slippery nipple 1
extremely wet T-shirt 15
Extrovermectin™ 619
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
Eye Agate 1,475
Eye and a Twist 909
eye of newt 2
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 2
eyebrow lifter 3
eyedrops of newt 4
eyedrops of the ermine 4
eyedrops of the ocelot 5
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
Fabiotion 1
fabric hardener 18
fabric softener 19
facehugging alien 2
facsimile dictionary 278
faded green protest sign 8
faded red protest sign 7
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 23
fake cocktail 1
fake plastic grass 4
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 1
false eyelashes 2
familiar scrapbook 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 2
fancy beef jerky 7
fancy beer bottle 1
fancy beer label 1
fancy blue potion 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chess set 1
fancy chocolate 51
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy chocolate sculpture 1
fancy dress ball 1
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 3
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 9
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm key 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 10
FantasyRealm mead 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 8
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 2
FantasyRealm turkey leg 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 2,298
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 1
fat loot token 377
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 2
Fauna Libre 3
FDKOL commendation 20
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 1
felt 20
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 3
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 6
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 1
Fettris 10
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 2
figurine of a charred seal 35
figurine of a cold seal 92
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 24
figurine of a sleek seal 27
figurine of a slippery seal 34
figurine of a stinking seal 63
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 29
figurine of an ancient seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filet of The Fish 4
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filled mosquito 171
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy armor 1
filthy child leash 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 5
filthy monkey head 3
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 1
fin-bit wax 2
fine aged cheddarwurst 82
fine wine 1
finger cymbals 1
finger exerciser 1
Finnish Fish 1
fire 166
fire ant pheromones 31
fire axe 1
fire flower 1
fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 3
fire poi 1
fire-roasted lake trout 741
fireball 1
firebomb 1
fireclutch 1
fireman's helmet 2
fireman's lunch 1
firemilk 6
fireproof megaphone 25
fireproof skip lid 1
Firewater 1
First Post shirt package 1
first-aid pouch 1
fish bazooka 1
fish head 1
fish juice box 1
fish sauce 72
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 1
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishelada 4
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fistful of ashes 22
fistful of wood shavings 1
fitness wristband 2
Fitspiration™ poster 1
Five Second Energy™ 2
five-fingered fern resin 54
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fixodent 16
fizzing spore pod 23
fizzy potion 1
Flag by the Foot™ 1
flagstone fez 1
flagstone flag 1
flagstone flail 1
flagstone fleece 1
flagstone flip-flops 1
flagstone fringe 1
flame orb 1
flamin' bindle 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 22
Flaming Caipiranha 3
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 1
flaming glowsticks 2
Flaming Knob 3
flaming leaf crown 1
Flaming Mohobo 2
flaming mushroom 20
flaming mushroom wine 4
flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 3
flaming sword 1
flaming talons 1
flamingo mallet 1
flan del mar 36
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 2
flapper floppers 1
flapper fly 153
flaregun 1
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 11
flashy pirate dreadlocks 3
flask flops 8
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 2
flask of egggrog 3
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 3
flask of mining oil 429
flask of porquoise juice 3
flask of rainwater 1
flask of tainted mining oil 1,389
Flaskfull of Hollow 12
flat cider 1
flat dough 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flavorless gruel 317
flayed mind 1
fleetwood chain 1
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 15
fleetwood macaroni 1
Fleshazole™ 69
fleshy putty 78
flimsy clipboard 1
flimsy hardwood scraps 1
flirtatious feather 1
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty sand 25
floorboard cruft 3
floral print shirt 1
floral-print skirt 3
flour cookie 36
flower petal pie 7
flowing hippy skirt 3
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 1
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
Flying Caipiranha 3
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam noodle 1
foam pistol 16
foetid seal tear 146
Fog Murderer 3
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 1
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 1
folder (D-Team) 1
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 1
folder (heavy metal) 1
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 1
folder (red) 1
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 1
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (sports car) 1
folder (sportsballs) 1
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 1
folder (yellow) 1
food drive button 2
foolscap fool's cap 1
foon 5
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 9
forest canopy bed 1
forest spirit rattle 1
forest tears 6
fortune cookie 2
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 5
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 4
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 6
free boots 3
free-range mushroom 977
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 5
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 1
freightcake 44
French bronilla brogurt 2
french-fry grabber 2
French-Transylvanian Dictionary 1
fresh coat of paint 1
freshwater fishbone 19
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 15
fried air 86
Friendliness Beverage 171
friendly cheez blob 24
Friendly Turkey 1
frightful feather 1
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 7
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 1
Frigid Northern Beans 14
frilly shirt 4
frilly skirt 1
frog lip-print 2
Frogade 3
Fromage Pinotage 1
frontwinder skin 2
frost flower 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed desk bell 28
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 4
frosty halo 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 1
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 9
frozen nunchaku 1
frozen seal spine 1
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen tofu pop 23
frozen turtle shell 69
fruit basket 1
fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 3
fruitcake 144
fruitfilm 11
fruity girl swill 4
fruity pebble 21
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 7
frying brainpan 1
Fu Manchu Wax 7
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 15
fudge lily 9
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 13
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
full lava bottle 1
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 51
FunFunds™ 149
funhouse mirror 1
funky brass fez 2
funky dried mushroom 1
funky eyepatch 3
funky junk key 1
funny bone 3
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 1
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 4
furry pill 276
furry skirt 1
fusilli marrownarrow 10
fusillocybin 1
future drug: Coolscaline 9
future drug: Muscularactum 5
future drug: Smartinex 7
fuzzbump 6
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 154
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 258
fuzzy montera 100
fuzzy polar bear ears 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 2
ga-ga radio 1
Gabarbar 1
gabardine gaiters 6
gabardine garibaldi 7
gabardine garland 10
gabardine girdle 13
gabardine gloves 1
gabardine gunnysack 15
gaffer's tape 121
Gaia beads 2
Galapagosian Cuisses 49
gallon of milk 2
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 45
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
gamer slurry 1
gamma nog 4
ganger bandana 1
garbage juice slurpee 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 7
Garland of Greatness 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 49
gas balloon 1
gas can 1,118
Gathered Meat-Clip 22,504
gator shades 1,936
gator skin 1
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 1
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
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Mark I Steam-Hat 2
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Mark of the Ghost 2
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McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 46
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Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 2
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 2
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misfit dolly 1
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Missing Eye Simulation Device 3
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Misty Cloak 144
Misty Robe 256
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 3
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My First Art of War 62
My First Paycheck envelope 48
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ND 1
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NG 1
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Nightmare Fuel 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
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Now and Earlier 1
Now You're Cooking With Grease 1
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O 20
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old bronzer 461
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old sweatpants 744
old-fashioned 4
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overcookie 3
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palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 7,370
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papaya slung 4
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Party Planning on a Budget 1
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) 1
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The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
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tiny plastic hermit 1
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tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
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tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 11
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tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 2
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
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tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
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tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 6
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
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tiny plastic Toybot 3
tiny plastic trollipop 3
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tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 3
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 3
tiny plastic warbear fortress 3
tiny plastic warwelf 1
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tires 1
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 1
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toast 45
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tofurkey gravy 274
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 5
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torquoise 7
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Trainbot autoassembly module 15
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Trainbot slag 211
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training scroll: Shattering Punch 1
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 1
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transparent nog 20
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triggerfingerbone 5
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Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 21
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 25
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 21
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 20
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Ultimate Mind Destroyer 2
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