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Display Case for Mega Ogg Boolbar (#171602)

This player is ranked #988 for Most Total Items with a total of 145,340 items.
This player is ranked #66 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,703 items.

This player is a member of the clan Not Dead Yet.

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Mega Ogg Boolbar (#171602)

This player has 6,703 unique items and 145,340 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	550
	"honey" dipper	1
	"KICK ME" sign	23
	"meat" stick	11
	Überraschthexengebräu	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	1
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	50
	33398 scroll	75
	334 scroll	23
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	100
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	50
	4:20 bomb	11
	5-Alarm Saucepan	57
	5-ball	1
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	11
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	37
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	9-ball	1
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	639
	abstraction: action	11
	abstraction: category	11
	abstraction: certainty	1
	abstraction: comprehension	1
	abstraction: joy	1
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	11
	abstraction: purpose	11
	abstraction: sensation	11
	abstraction: thought	11
	acceptable bagel	1
	acceptable mayolus	1
	accidental cider	1
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	11
	actual reality goggles	50
	actual tapas	11
	adder	150
	adder bladder	75
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	1
	Adventurer bobblehead	6
	aerated diving helmet	37
	Afternoon Delight	1
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	Aggressive Carrot	1
	agnolotti arboli	1
	agua de vida	11
	airblaster gun	50
	airplane tattoo	1
	alarm accordion	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	11
	Alexy sauce	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
	Alice's Army booster box	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	11
	Alice's Army Cleric	11
	Alice's Army Coward	11
	Alice's Army Dervish	11
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	11
	Alice's Army Halberder	11
	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
	Alice's Army Horseman	11
	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
	Alice's Army Martyr	11
	Alice's Army Ninja	11
	Alice's Army Nurse	11
	Alice's Army Page	11
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
	Alice's Army Sniper	11
	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
	Alice's Army Wallman	11
	alien animal goo	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	10
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien gemstone	1
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien meat	2
	alien plant fibers	1
	alien plant goo	2
	alien protein powder	1
	alien rock sample	2
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	alien toenails	1
	alien zoological sample	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	175
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	37
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	11
	alpine watercolor set	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	11
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	1
	amok putter	1
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	23
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	11
	ancient Magi-Wipes	11
	ancient medicinal herbs	1
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient poisoned dart	50
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	100
	Ancient Saucehelm	11
	ancient spice	11
	ancient stone fist	37
	ancient stone head	11
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	11
	anemone sauce	1
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	anger blaster	1
	Angry Farmer candy	175
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	animal part cracker	1
	anise-flavored venom	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	ankleweights	1
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	11
	ant agonist	100
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	100
	anticheese	142
	antimatter wad	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	100
	antique hand mirror	11
	antique helmet	100
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	100
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	100
	antique spyglass	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	13
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	11
	armored prawn	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	23
	arrrgyle socks	11
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	29
	artisanal limoncello	1
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	23
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	1
	ASCII fu manchu	4
	ASCII shirt	1
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	19
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	1
	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
	assassin's cheese knife	10
	asshat	11
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	11
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	1
	autocalliope	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	150
	Ax of L'rose	2
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby bark scorpion	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	23
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	BACON	8,763
	baconstone	11
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad penguin egg	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	50
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	Bag o' Tricks	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	23
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	350
	bag of GORP	400
	bag of grain	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	200
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of park garbage	350
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of W&Ws	11
	baggie of powdered sugar	11
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	3
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bits	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	bakelite-covered bacon	1
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	1
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	11
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	200
	baloney rotgut	2
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	100
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	11
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	52
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	70
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	145
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	barnacled barrel	75
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel cracker	50
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	50
	barrel-aged martini	100
	barrelhead	1
	barrrnacle	37
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	72
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	73
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	1
	basaltamander tongue	1
	baseball	181
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	111
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	95
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	94
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	110
	basic meat sword	93
	basking robin	1
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	188
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	183
	bat wing kabob	201
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batarang	16
	batblade	11
	Batfellow comic	1
	batgut	182
	bath ball gift set	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	battoo kit	1
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	11
	Beach Buck	37
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	50
	beanbag chair	1
	bear claw	1
	beard incense	200
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful rainbow	1
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	200
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	125
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	11
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	11
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	23
	bejeweled pledge pin	75
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	2
	bellhop's hat	11
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Belt of Loathing	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
	bent scrap metal	1
	berries of suffering	1
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	23
	big rock	30
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	108
	big tun	600
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	100
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	1
	bird rib	11
	birdbone corset	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	50
	bitchin' meatcar	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	32
	black & tan	1
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black brandy	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	11
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black friar's tonsure	33
	black gallstone	1
	black gold	1
	black greaves	11
	black helmet	11
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	11
	black label	11
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	33
	black mana	1
	Black No. 2	37
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	37
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	460
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	11
	black snake skin	37
	black snowcone	1
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	11
	blackberry	100
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
	blammer	11
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	23
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	25
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob of wood glue	37
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	1
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	1
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood sausage	1
	blood-drive sticker	1
	blood-faced volleyball	11
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	75
	bloody clown pants	23
	bloody mary	150
	blowdart	1
	blue class ring	50
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue grass	1
	blue lava globs	1
	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
	blue mana	1
	blue oyster badge	23
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	463
	blue pixel potion	23
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	11
	blunt icepick	11
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	11
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	11
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone chips	11
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flour	1
	bone flute	11
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	168
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	boning knife	1
	bonsai tree	11
	booby trap	2
	book of matches	11
	Boosty Juice	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOtonniere	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	23
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	boozebomb	11
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	100
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	11
	borrowed time	11
	Boss Bat bling	37
	Boss Bat britches	75
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	11
	bottle of Amontillado	50
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	11
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Definit	11
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	237
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	11
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	50
	bottle of limeade	11
	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of norwhiskey	11
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of Red-Out	16
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	425
	bottle of sake	11
	bottle of sewage schnapps	37
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	225
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	238
	bottle of whiskey	200
	bottle of wine	11
	bottle opener belt buckle	23
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled day	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	boulder	50
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	49
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	105
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of marinade	37
	bowl of mummy guts	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowl of topioca	1
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	200
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Dweebs	11
	box of Familiar Jacks	11
	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
	box of hammers	11
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	23
	box of sunshine	11
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	125
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain preservation fluid	8
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	177
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	Brand of Violence	1
	brass abacus	11
	brass bung spigot	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	23
	brass stinger	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	1
	bread mold	1
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	250
	breakfast miracle	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick of sand	11
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1,100
	BRICKO bulwark	70
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,100
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	11
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	11
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	37
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	8
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	11
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	184
	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
	brigand brittle	475
	Bright Water	11
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	11
	briny vinegar	1
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken BRICKO brick	11
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	37
	broken clock	11
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	11
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	23
	broken sword	50
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronze polish	1
	bronzed locust	23
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	23
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	BUBBLE GUM	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	11
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	1
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	6
	bubblin' crude	100
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	150
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	3
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	11
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	1
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	169
	bugbear bungguard	79
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	10
	bullet-proof corduroys	100
	bum cheek	125
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	23
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	1
	burnt snowpants	11
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	1
	BURT	37
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	1
	butterfly knife	11
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	3
	buzzard feather	11
	Byte	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	100
	caipifruta	3
	Caipiranha	1
	Cajun accordion	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	50
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of drain cleaner	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	226
	can of sardines	1
	Can of Spaghetto	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	23
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can of V-11	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	1
	candied kobold	11
	candied nuts	1
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	1
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	250
	candy carrot	1
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy dog collar	1
	candy dress shoes	4
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	1
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy necktie	7
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	1
	candy stick	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	23
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	50
	cap gun	11
	capacitor relay	1
	capped blue lava bottle	1
	capped green lava bottle	1
	capped red lava bottle	1
	captured boozles	2
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	1
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	11
	caret	1
	carob brownies	216
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	204
	carob chunk noodles	1
	carob chunks	202
	Carpathian longsword	1
	carrot claret	1
	carton of gaspers	2
	carton of rotten eggs	1
	carton of snake milk	23
	cartoon heart	37
	cashew	1
	casino pass	40
	cast	125
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	75
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	150
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	107
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	2
	centipede eggs	100
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	1
	Chakra Libre	1
	chakra malt	1
	chakra sludge	11
	chakra-mental wine	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	125
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charisma potion	1
	Charity's choker	3
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	11
	cheap cigar butt	80
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	10
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap sunglasses	50
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	cheezburger	11
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	50
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	cherry bomb	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
	chest barrel	1
	chewable paper	11
	chewing gum on a string	23
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	7
	children of the candy corn	1
	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
	Chinese curse words	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chisel	1
	chlorine crystal	1
	chloroform rag	23
	chlorophyll paste	1
	choco-Crimbot	1
	Choco-Mint patty	1
	chocolate bowtie	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	11
	chocolate leash	1
	chocolate pocketwatch	1
	chocolate puppy	1
	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	11
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	179
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	23
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	Chroner cross	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	37
	cigar box turtle	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon cannoli	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circle drum	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Clan Floundry	1
	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
	Clara's bell	1
	classy monkey	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	Claybender glasses	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	11
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	100
	clove-flavored lip balm	7
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	37
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	11
	club of corruption	1
	club sandwich	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	cluster of hops	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	coal contact lenses	7
	coal dust	1
	coal shovel	1
	coal snakeskin	1
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	37
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	50
	cocoa eggshell fragment	500
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	450
	cod cape	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	75
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	1
	cog	120
	cog and sprocket assembly	122
	Coinspiracy	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	14
	cold and sour sauce	1
	Cold Fang	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	37
	cold mashed potatoes	1
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	11
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	11
	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	11
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	11
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	11
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	1
	communal gobstopper	1
	communications windchimes	150
	complex alien plant sample	1
	complex alien zoological sample	1
	complicated lock impression	1
	compounded experience	11
	compressed air canister	1
	compression stocking	11
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	150
	confiscated cell phone	23
	confiscated comic book	23
	confiscated love note	23
	confusing LED clock	125
	congratulatory cake	1
	conjured ice cream	6
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookie cookie	1
	cool cat claw	11
	cool cat elixir	11
	cool iron helmet	1
	cool jelly donut	11
	cool mushroom	23
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	1
	cool whip	23
	cooling iron breastplate	1
	cooling iron greaves	1
	cooling iron helmet	1
	cop dollar	11
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	23
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	1
	cornucopia	1
	cornuthaum	60
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	23
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted data	23
	corrupted marrow	37
	corrupted stardust	1
	Cosmic Calorie	150
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume rental shop	3
	costume sword	1
	cottage	143
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cow poker	11
	cozy scimitar	1
	crêepy mask	1
	cracker	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
	cranberries	125
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	11
	crappy camera	1
	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
	crappy waiter disguise	11
	crate of firebombs	1
	crate of fish meat	1
	crayon shavings	23
	crazy hobo notebook	11
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	37
	creamsicle	50
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy nursery rhyme	4
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	crident	4
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	50
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
	Crimbo Credit	10
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	23
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
	Crimbo paste	23
	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	1
	Crimbo sapling	1
	Crimbo stocking	1
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	11
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
	Crimboween memo	1
	Crimbuck	1,650
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	109
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	11
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	11
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	1
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal skull	11
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	crystalline seal eye	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	11
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	250
	CSA discount card	50
	CSA fire-starting kit	50
	CSA obedience grenade	50
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	350
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cube of ectoplasm	5
	cubic zirconia	1
	cuckoo clock	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	50
	cup of primitive beer	37
	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
	cuppa Activi tea	1
	cuppa Alacri tea	1
	cuppa Boo tea	11
	cuppa Chari tea	1
	cuppa Craft tea	11
	cuppa Cruel tea	11
	cuppa Dexteri tea	11
	cuppa Feroci tea	11
	cuppa Flamibili tea	11
	cuppa Flexibili tea	1
	cuppa Frost tea	11
	cuppa Gill tea	11
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	1
	cuppa Improprie tea	11
	cuppa Insani tea	11
	cuppa Irritabili tea	11
	cuppa Loyal tea	11
	cuppa Mana tea	11
	cuppa Mediocri tea	1
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	11
	cuppa Morbidi tea	11
	cuppa Nas tea	21
	cuppa Net tea	1
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	11
	cuppa Obscuri tea	11
	cuppa Physicali tea	11
	cuppa Proprie tea	11
	cuppa Royal tea	11
	cuppa Serendipi tea	11
	cuppa Sobrie tea	11
	cuppa Toast tea	11
	cuppa Twen tea	1
	cuppa Uncertain tea	11
	cuppa Vitali tea	11
	cuppa Voraci tea	11
	cuppa Wit tea	11
	cuppa Yet tea	11
	curdflinger	11
	curmudgel	11
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	custard pie	1
	custom sixgun	1
	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
	cute mushroom	11
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	D roll	1
	d10	1
	d12	11
	d20	1
	d4	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	37
	daisy	1
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
	damp bar rag	4
	dance card	1
	dancing fan	1
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	125
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	deactivated RoboGoose	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	125
	dead lights pie	1
	dead meat bun	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	23
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decent brain	11
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decomposed boot	11
	decorative fountain	211
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	350
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious candy	1
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	100
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious star salad	1
	delicious swamp muck	23
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	1
	demon skin	37
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic cow's blood	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonic surgical gloves	7
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	50
	denim axe	11
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	258
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	50
	dented spoon	11
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	350
	designer handbag	4
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective skull	178
	dethklok	11
	devil hair pasta	1
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	devil-summoning hat	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	11
	diamond necklace	11
	diamond-studded cane	50
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	diamondback skin	1
	dice belt buckle	1
	dice ring	1
	dice sunglasses	1
	dice-print do-rag	1
	dice-print pajama pants	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	100
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	11
	diluted makeup	37
	dingy planks	140
	dinner roll	11
	Dinsey face paint	1
	Dinsey food-cone	1
	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
	Dinsey Whinskey	1
	Dinsey's brain	1
	Dinsey's glove	1
	Dinsey's oculus	2
	Dinsey's pants	2
	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
	Dinsey's radar dish	1
	dire fudgesicle	1
	dirty bottlecap	10
	dirty hobo gloves	200
	dirty rigging rope	50
	disassembled clover	196
	disbelief suspenders	1
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	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
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	Disco Banjo	54
	disco biscuit	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	11
	disco mask	9
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	disconnected intergnat	1
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	37
	disembodied brain	176
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating barrel	800
	disintegrating quill pen	125
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	11
	disposable lighter	8
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	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	100
	disturbing fanfic	450
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	23
	divine can of silly string	11
	divine champagne flute	100
	divine champagne popper	23
	divine cracker	23
	divine noisemaker	37
	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
	DNOTC Box	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	232
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	234
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	231
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	233
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
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	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
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	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	1
	dollop of barbecue sauce	50
	Dolphin King's crown	34
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	96
	dope wheels	137
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
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	double-barreled sling	1
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	double-ice britches	23
	double-ice cap	11
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	Doublepunchplanter	1
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	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
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	Drac & Tan	1
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	draggin' ball hat	23
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	Dramatic™ range	157
	dread tarragon	1
	dreadful box	1
	dreadful roast	1
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	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
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	dried face	98
	dried gelatinous cube	1
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	dripping meat crossbow	115
	dripping meat staff	114
	dripping meat sword	113
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	droopy doll eye	1
	drop of water-37	1
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	drum of pomade	1
	drum of tommy ammo	11
	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
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	dry noodles	304
	dry vodka martini	1
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	dubious peppermint	1
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	dull fish scale	37
	dumb mud	1
	Dump Truck	1
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	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
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	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty animal cranium	1
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	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	300
	dusty bottle of Marsala	50
	dusty bottle of Merlot	50
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	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	50
	dusty bottle of Port	37
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	37
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
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	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
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	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
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	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
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	dusty left eleventh rib	1
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	dusty left first rear claw	1
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	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
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	dusty left ninth rib	1
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	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
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	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
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	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
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	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
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	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
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	dwarvish magazine	11
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	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
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	eagle's milk	1
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
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	Eau de Guaneau	1
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	ectoplasm au jus	15
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	edible alien plant bit	2
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	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	200
	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
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	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato restraints	1
	El Vibrato translator	1
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	eldritch extract	1
	eldritch ichor	11
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
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	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
	eldritch oil	1
	eldritch scanner	11
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	electric Kool-Aid	1
	electric snakebite	1
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	elevent	1
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	Elfin shortbread	1
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
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	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
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	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	160
	elven magi-pack	170
	elven medi-pack	320
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	120
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	empty agua de vida bottle	400
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	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
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	empty meat tank	124
	En Una Fila Tequila	1
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	enchanted bean	186
	enchanted bean burrito	50
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	130
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	Enchanted Flyswatter	5
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	enchanted leopard-print barbell	11
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	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	300
	enormous belt buckle	11
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	Ent cider	25
	enticing mayolus	1
	equal sign	7
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	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	1
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	essential tofu	1
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	eternal knot tattoo	1
	even more tinsel	1
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	50
	evil golden arch	75
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	1
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
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	exotic jungle fruit	150
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	23
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	expensive champagne	1
	expensive cigar	1
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	experimental serum G-9	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
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	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	11
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	100
	extra-strength red potion	11
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	50
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	149
	eXtreme meat staff	148
	eXtreme meat sword	147
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	extremely confusing manual	1
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	eye of newt	365
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
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	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
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	f3d0r4	23
	fabric hardener	1
	fabric softener	1
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	faded red protest sign	1
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	fairy-worn boots	1
	fake blood	1
	fake cocktail	1
	fake fake vomit	1
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	1
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
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	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	50
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	fancy bath salts	200
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	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
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	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy chocolate car	1
	fancy chocolate sculpture	1
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	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
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	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fascinating alien plant sample	1
	fat bottom quark	11
	fat stacks of cash	185
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	FDKOL hotcakes	1
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	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	210
	fermenting powder	247
	ferret bait	37
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
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	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
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	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	11
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filet of The Fish	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy armor	13
	filthy child leash	50
	filthy corduroys	213
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	214
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy monkey head	3
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	filthy poultice	100
	fine aged cheddarwurst	50
	fine wine	150
	finger cuffs	1
	finger cymbals	1
	finger exerciser	11
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
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	fire hose	1
	fire of unknown origin	1
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	fireball	1
	firebomb	1
	fireclutch	54
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	firemilk	1
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	Firewater	1
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	fish juice box	1
	fish stick	1
	fish stick cozy	1
	fish-liver oil	100
	fishin' hat	1
	fishy fish	11
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	11
	fishy paste	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fist turkey outline	1
	fistful of ashes	11
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	15
	Five Second Energy™	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	1
	fizzing spore pod	23
	fizzy potion	75
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	125
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	23
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
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	flaming talons	23
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	200
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	3
	flask flops	11
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	30
	Flaskfull of Hollow	100
	flat dough	301
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	1
	flayed mind	37
	fleetwood chain	1
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
	fleetwood macaroni	1
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	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty rock	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	1
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	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
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	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
	flyest of shirts	1
	Flying Caipiranha	1
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	flytrap pellet	37
	foam noodle	1
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	11
	Fog Murderer	1
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	folder (barbarian)	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (catfish)	1
	folder (cyan)	1
	folder (D-Team)	1
	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (heavy metal)	23
	folder (holographic fractal)	1
	folder (Jackass Plumber)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	1
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (owl)	1
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	1
	folder (red)	1
	folder (Seawolf)	1
	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (space skeleton)	1
	folder (sports car)	23
	folder (sportsballs)	37
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
	folder (tranquil landscape)	1
	folder (wizard)	1
	folder (Yedi)	23
	folder (yellow)	1
	foolscap fool's cap	100
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	11
	forbidden sausage	1
	forest spirit rattle	3
	forest tears	1
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
	fortune cookie	61
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	100
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	1
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	1
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	freshwater fishbone	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	1
	Friendliness Beverage	1
	friendly cheez blob	1
	frightful feather	1
	frigid derringer	11
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	23
	Frigid Northern Beans	11
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	131
	frog lip-print	75
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	11
	frontwinder skin	1
	frost flower	11
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	11
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	11
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	11
	frozen nunchaku	11
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	23
	frozen turtle shell	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	200
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	frying brainpan	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	2
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	850
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full lava bottle	1
	full meat tank	125
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	1
	FunFunds™	1
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	50
	funky eyepatch	2
	funny bone	1
	furniture dolly	50
	furry fur	100
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	11
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fusillocybin	1
	fustulent seal grulch	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	1
	future drug: Muscularactum	1
	future drug: Smartinex	1
	fuzzbump	1
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	1
	fuzzy montera	1
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	50
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	gallon of milk	1
	Game Grid ticket	11
	Game Grid token	11
	gamer slurry	22
	garbage juice slurpee	17
	garbage sticker	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	11
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	100
	gator skin	11
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	50
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazely stare	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Gearhead Goo	9
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	11
	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	1
	generic mana potion	1
	generic restorative potion	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	1
	ghost bit	11
	ghost cucumber	11
	Ghost Dog Chow	1
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost pencil	1
	ghost pepper	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost thread	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	11
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	166
	ghuol egg	161
	ghuol egg quiche	162
	ghuol guolash	75
	ghuol-ear kabob	167
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant breath mint	6
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	11
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	11
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant grain of protein powder	1
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
	giant marshmallow	1
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	75
	giant neckbeard	16
	giant needle	125
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	23
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	1
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant spider leg	1
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	59
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	giant yellow hat	1
	gibson	1
	gift card	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	20
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	5
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger beer	1
	ginger snaps	1
	gingerbread bugbear	250
	gingerbread dog treat	1
	gingerbread gavel	1
	gingerbread hoodie	1
	gingerbread horror	1
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mask	11
	gingerbread moneybag	1
	gingerbread mug	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread pistol	1
	gingerbread restraining order	1
	gingerbread robot	1
	gingerbread smartphone	1
	gingerbread spice latte	1
	gingerbread tophat	4
	gingerbread trousers	3
	gingerbread waistcoat	3
	gingerbread wine	1
	gingerservo	1
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	Ginsu™	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	1
	Girdle of Hatred	1
	glacial clock	11
	glacial sapphire	1
	gladiator tunica	1
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	75
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of gnat milk	10
	glass of goat's milk	100
	glass of herbal tequila	11
	glass of warm milk	49
	glass of warm water	1
	glass slipper	1
	Glenn's golden dice	1
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of cream cheese	11
	glob of enchanted icing	3
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	1
	gloomy black mushroom	3
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	11
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing New Age crystal	1
	glowing red eye	23
	glowing spore pod	11
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	250
	gnatwing earring	23
	gnauga hide	11
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	172
	gnoll teeth	220
	gnoll-tooth necklace	221
	Gnollish autoplunger	127
	Gnollish casserole dish	174
	Gnollish Crossdress	4
	Gnollish flyswatter	123
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	158
	Gnollish plunger	117
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	1
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	11
	Go-Wassail	1
	goat	1
	goat beard	23
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	1
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	200
	goblin autoblowgun	11
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin paste	1
	goblin water	1
	Goggles of Loathing	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold nuggets	150
	gold star	1
	gold tooth	1
	gold toothbrush	75
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
	gold wedding ring	11
	Golden Light	1
	Golden Mean	1
	golden ring	1
	golden twig	66
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good ash	3
	good brain	400
	good gravy	1
	Goodfella contract	1
	gooey lava globs	11
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	1
	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	11
	goulauncher	1
	gourmet gourami oil	11
	government	1
	government cheese	1
	government-issue identification badge	5
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	gr8ps	275
	grandfather watch	1
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	243
	grapes	244
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
	grave robbing shovel	50
	graveyard snowglobe	11
	gravy boat	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	11
	gray bow tie	1
	grease cannon	1
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	10
	greasy paste	1
	great big capacitor	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
	Greek fire	1
	green balloon	1
	green beer	1
	green BRICKO brick	1
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	125
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	1
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	11
	green hamhock	1
	green lava globs	1
	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
	green mana	1
	Green Manalishi	1
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pill	1
	green pixel	400
	green pixel potion	11
	green pixie spog	1
	green rock candy	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green snowcone	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	green-iced sweet roll	1
	gremlin juice	1
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grey cube	1
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grimy lab coat	2
	grinning turtle	1
	grip key	1
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grizzled bearskin	1
	grody jug	100
	grog	1
	grogpagne	150
	Groll doll	11
	groping claw	1
	grouchy restless spirit	11
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	1
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	23
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	11
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guancertina	1
	guano coffee cup	189
	guard turtle collar	11
	guard turtle shell	23
	guitar pick	23
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	23
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummi-Memory	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gun parts	11
	gunky chicken	1
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	gym membership card	1
	gym shorts	1
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
	gyroscope	1
	haggis socks	50
	haggis-infused soap	100
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	50
	hair of the calf	1
	hair oil	1
	hair spray	11
	Hairpiece On Fire	11
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	11
	half-baked potion	1
	half-digested coal	1
	half-empty carton of milk	1
	half-melted spoon	1
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	ham steak	1
	hambrosier	1
	hamburger	50
	hamethyst	11
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	1
	hammerus	11
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	handful of barley	1
	handful of confetti	23
	handful of crafty noodles	11
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of fire	3
	handful of hand chalk	125
	handful of honey	1
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of moss	23
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	11
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	37
	handful of Smithereens	100
	handful of stubble	7
	handful of tips	1
	handful of walnuts	11
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	handyman "hand soap"	2
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hard spore pod	1
	hardboiled egg	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	hare pin	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	1
	haunted bindle	1
	haunted flame	1
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
	hawk	1
	hawkface potion	5
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	1
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	hazmat helmet	1
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	headless sparrow	37
	heart necklace	11
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	48
	heart of the volcano	50
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heart-shaped crate	1
	heat-resistant gloves	1
	heat-resistant necktie	1
	heat-resistant sheet metal	1
	heavy crown	1
	heavy D	150
	heavy duty umbrella	1
	heavy hot sauce	56
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	heavy-duty clipboard	1
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	10
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	23
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
	hellion cube	100
	hellseal claw	210
	hellseal whisker	180
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	90
	helmet turtle	3
	hemp candy necklace	1
	hemp net	11
	hemp string	218
	henna face paint	1
	henna tattoo	1
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	217
	herbal stuffing	1
	herbs	203
	hermit factoid	1
	hermit permit	42
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	1
	Herringtini	1
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
	Hey Deze map	5
	hi-octane carrot juice	1
	hibernating robot reindeer	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-calorie sugar substitute	11
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	high-speed upgrade	1
	high-temperature mining drill	1
	high-temperature mining mask	1
	Highest Bitter	1
	hill of beans	100
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	11
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	11
	hippy bongo	11
	hippy herbal tea	207
	hippy medical kit	100
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	11
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hoarded candy wad	1
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	1
	hobo paste	1
	holiday log	1
	holistic headache remedy	150
	Hollandaise helmet	100
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	holy bomb, batman	11
	home robotics kit	50
	homemade robot	1
	homemade robot gear	1
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	homeopathic mint tea	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopeful candle	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	37
	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot ashes	75
	hot buttered roll	47
	hot coal	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	23
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	125
	hot mint schnocolate	1
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	23
	hot powder	1
	hot spore pod	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	375
	hotel minibar key	23
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Avoid Scams	150
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge gold coin	23
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	1
	Humanitini	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	Hundred Headed IPA	1
	Hunger™ Sauce	1
	hustler shades	17
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	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice harvest	300
	ice hotel bell	1
	ice house	23
	Ice Island Long Tea	11
	ice porter	23
	ice rice	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	1
	ice-cold fotie	180
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	41
	ice-cold six-pack	138
	ice-cold Willer	81
	Iceberglar scarf	10
	iced plum wine	1
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy hairspray	11
	icy katana hilt	11
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	65
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	37
	illegal firecracker	1
	illicit fish sauce	1
	Illuminati earpiece	5
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	150
	immense cyborg hand	1
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	470
	imp unity ring	23
	impure gasoline	11
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	industrial frosting	1
	industrial strength starch	1
	inert sludgepuppy	1
	infernal fife	11
	infernal insoles	11
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable duck	1
	infrablack lipstick	2
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	ingot turtle	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	initiative shawarma	1
	inkwell	75
	inky squid sauce	1
	Inndya trading card	1
	Inner Strength	1
	Inner Truth	1
	Inner Wisdom	1
	innuendo	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	100
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	100
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	11
	Instant Karma	11
	insulated gold wire	1
	interesting clod of dirt	9
	interesting-looking twig	1
	internet point	1
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intricate clockwork big hand	1
	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
	intricate clockwork cuckoo	1
	intricate clockwork disc	1
	intricate clockwork egg	1
	intricate clockwork little hand	1
	intricate clockwork numeral I	1
	intricate clockwork numeral II	1
	intricate clockwork numeral III	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IV	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IX	1
	intricate clockwork numeral V	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VIII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral X	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XII	1
	intricate music box parts	1
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	invisibility cream	7
	invisibility potion	1
	ion grid	1
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	11
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	11
	Iron Beta of Industry	11
	iron chain	1
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	iron torso box	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	1
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irradiated turtle	11
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	1
	isotophat	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	55
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	50
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	1
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jagged tooth	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jam band	1
	janglin' bones	125
	jangly bracelet	1
	jangly spurs	1
	janitor sponge	1
	janitor's mop	5
	jar full of wind	23
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
	jar of swamp honey	24
	Jarlsberg's earring	11
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	jaunty feather	1
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	1
	jazzy cigarette holder	8
	Jeans of Loathing	1
	Jefferson wings	1
	jellyfish gel	1
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	1
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jigsaw blade	1
	jingle bell	1
	jingling spore pod	1
	jive turkey leg	1
	Jocko Homo's head	11
	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	23
	joybuzzer	1
	jug of "wine"	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	50
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean burrito	11
	jumping bean taco	1
	jumping horseradish	1
	jungle drum	1
	jungle floor wax	100
	Jungle Juice	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk band	1
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	karma shawarma	1
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	1
	keg shield	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	100
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	100
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	100
	Kentucky-style derby	20
	ketchup	106
	ketchup hound	11
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	23
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	1
	killing jar	1
	king cookie	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	1
	kiwi beak	1
	kneecapping stick	11
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	50
	Knob Goblin elite pants	50
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	50
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	225
	Knob Goblin harem pants	100
	Knob Goblin harem veil	75
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	11
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	10
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	38
	Knob Goblin perfume	75
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	35
	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
	Knob Goblin tongs	36
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	51
	Knob Goblin visor	11
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	100
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	225
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	1
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	kobold kibble	50
	kobold treasure hoard	1
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	1
	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	50
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	Kudzu salad	1
	Kudzu slaw	2
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	100
	kumquat supersucker	1
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
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	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	100
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	125
	large tankard of ale	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
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	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
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	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
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	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
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	LCD game: Food Eater	11
	LCD game: Garbage River	1
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	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
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	leathery cat skin	100
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	Lederhosen of the Night	1
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	leftover Crimbo rations	1
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	leftovers	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	leftovers sandwich	1
	legitimate business on the beach	1
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	lemon meringue pie	23
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	Lemonade-235	1
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	Lens of Violence	1
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	Let Me Be!	1
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	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	6
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	libertagliatelle	1
	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
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	lihc eye pie	171
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	line	655
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	loaf of soda bread	1
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	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
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	Locust	1
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	long pork lasagna	1
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	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	23
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	lotion of hotness	1
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	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
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	LOV Elephant	9
	LOV Elixir #3	1
	LOV Elixir #6	1
	LOV Elixir #9	1
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	LOV Enamorang	1
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
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	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
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	love song of sugary cuteness	1
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	lowercase N	100
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	lump of coal	1
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	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
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	lynyrd skinner toothblack	23
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	Mae West with a fly in it	1
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	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	16
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	magnolia blossom	1
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	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
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	Mansquito's blood	3
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	maple syrup	1
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	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
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	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
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	Mark of the Werewolf	1
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	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
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	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
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	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
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	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
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	Meat maid body	132
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	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	150
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	meaty helmet turtle	11
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	melted Jell-o shot	1
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	Memories of Beanslinging	1
	Memories of Cow Punching	1
	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
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	memory of a GT base pair	11
	memory of a T	11
	memory of an A	11
	memory of an AG base pair	1
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	memory of some delicious amino acids	11
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	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin begsign	1
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	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	150
	Microplushie: Bropane	50
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	23
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	23
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	11
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	50
	Microplushie: Hippylase	50
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	8
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	23
	Microplushie: Otakulone	75
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	50
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	50
	mid-level medieval mead	1
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	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
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	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	11
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	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
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	Miserable Pie	1
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	misfit hobby horse	1
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	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
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	missing wine	1
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	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	mixed wildflower greens	11
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	Mohobo	1
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	moist sack	1
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	Mon Tiki	1
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	Monstar energy beverage	50
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	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
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	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream gastrique	11
	Mountain Stream soda	300
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	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
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	Mr. Mediocrebar	37
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1
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	MSG	1
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	murderbot monofilament	1
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	Murderer's Punch	1
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	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
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	mysterious present	1
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	nailswurst	1
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	nanite-infested eggnog	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
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	natto-infused sake	23
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	ND	11
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	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	11
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	37
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	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
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	novelty tattoo sleeves	11
	Now and Earlier	1
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	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nugget of quicksilver	1
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	nugget of slicksilver	1
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	nugget of thicksilver	1
	nugget of ticksilver	1
	nugget of wicksilver	1
	numberwang	1
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	ocarina of space	1
	occult jelly donut	11
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	octolus oculus	11
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	odd silver coin	11
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	off-white plastic oyster egg	11
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
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	Official Council Aide Pin	1
	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
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	oil of expertise	1
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	Oil of Parrrlay	23
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	oil shell	1
	oil slacks	1
	oil-filled donut	2
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	1
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	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	old bronzer	11
	old candy wrapper	1
	old chum	1
	old coin purse	23
	old dry bone	1
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	old rosewater cream	37
	old school beer pull tab	11
	old school calculator watch	75
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old sweatpants	37
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	245
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
	one glove	10
	one million meat pancakes	1
	one pill	1
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	1
	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	1
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	oozenog	1
	open sauce	1
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	Operation Patriot Shield	1
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	orange and black Crimboween candy	11
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	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	37
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	orc wrist	1
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	Orcish cargo shorts	240
	Orcish frat-paddle	241
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	Orcish meat locker	84
	orcish nailing lube	11
	orcish rubber	11
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
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	original G	150
	oriole-feather headdress	62
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	ornate ancient cursed key	1
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	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	1
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	out-of-tune biwa	1
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	outlaw bandana	1
	oven mitts	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
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	overcookie	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	37
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
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	oversized pipe	100
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	oversized skullcap	11
	oversized snowflake	11
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	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
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	PADL Phone	175
	page of the Necrohobocon	22
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	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	37
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	painting of a glass of wine	1
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	pair of ragged claws	1
	paisley spore pod	37
	palm frond	23
	palm-frond capris	1
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	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
	pants kit	91
	pants of the Slug Lord	11
	panty raider camouflage	11
	papaya	100
	papaya sling	1
	papaya slung	1
	papaya taco	1
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché base	1
	papier-mâché bowl	1
	papier-mâché glob	1
	papier-mâché handle	1
	papier-mâché plaque	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	1
	papier-mâché trophy piñata	1
	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchaeranthera	1
	papier-mâchine gun	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	50
	passable elf mask	1
	pasta spoon	5
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	68
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	208
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent aggression tonic	1
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent avarice tonic	1
	patent invisibility tonic	1
	patent leather shoes	1
	patent preventative tonic	1
	patent sallowness tonic	1
	PB&BP	1
	peace accordion	1
	peace-sign necklace	1
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	peach pie	11
	peanut brittle shield	1
	peanut sauce	1
	pear	11
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	1
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	1
	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
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	pencil kunai	11
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pener's drumstick	1
	penguin focaccia bread	1
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	111
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguin-smacking club	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	37
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	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
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	peppermint tailings	1
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	percent sign	25
	perfect cosmopolitan	11
	perfect dark and stormy	11
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	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
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	perpendicular hula	1
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	pestopiary	1
	pet anemone	1
	pet bad vibe	1
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	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
	petit 4.1	1
	petit fortran	1
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified time	1
	petrified wood	1
	pewter claymore	1
	ph balancer	1
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	phat turquoise bracelet	223
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	pickle-flavored chewing gum	50
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	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
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	Piddles	1
	pie crust	160
	pie man was not meant to eat	11
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	piece of wedding cake	100
	piercing post	206
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	pig-iron shinguards	1
	pigeon egg	11
	Pigsticker of Violence	1
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	pile of dusty animal bones	23
	pile of gold coins	23
	pile of jumping beans	23
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	pile of smoking rags	1
	pile of useless robot parts	23
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	pillow shell	1
	pimpin' meat hat	97
	pin-stripe slacks	1
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	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
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	pink clay bead	150
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	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
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	pirate cream pie	60
	pirate pamphlet	1
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	pirate zombie robot head	1
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	pixel banana	1
	pixel beer	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
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	pixel cross	1
	pixel daiquiri	1
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	pixel holy water	1
	pixel lemon	1
	pixel morning star	1
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	pixel pants	1
	pixel power cell	1
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	pixel star	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
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	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	11
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	Plague of Locusts	1
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	plaid swatch	1
	plain bagel	23
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
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	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	60
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
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	plastic ingot	11
	plastic Jefferson wings	19
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	plastic nunchaku	11
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	plastic spider ring	1
	plastic vampire fangs	1
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	7
	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	13
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1
	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	1
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	plum	150
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	plunge-leg	6
	plus one	1
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	pocket lint (blue)	1
	pocket lint (green)	1
	pocket lint (orange)	1
	pocket lint (white)	1
	pocket maze	1
	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
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	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
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	pointy mushroom	23
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	pointy red hat	1
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	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	11
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	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	poker face paint	1
	polished moon-amber	1
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	polo trophy	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
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	polyester pad	1
	polyester panama hat	1
	polyester parachute	1
	polyester peeler	1
	polyester pettipants	1
	polyester pulsera	1
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	poodle skirt	1
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	pool torpedo	1
	Pop Art: a Guide	1
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	poppy	37
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	porcelain porkpie	1
	porcelain powder	1
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	11
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	porquoise ring	1
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	possessed top	1
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	1
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	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	11
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	11
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	11
	potion of the field gar	11
	potion of the litterbox	11
	potion of X-ray vision	11
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	potted fern	1
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	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	1
	poutine pole	1
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	powdered organs	1
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	1
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	power sock	1
	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
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	pr0n legs	125
	pr0n m4nic0tti	11
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	1
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	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	premium malt liquor	11
	prescription noodles	1
	press-on ribs	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
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	pretty flower	39
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	priceless diamond	1
	primitive alien mask	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	100
	procrastination potion	125
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	programmable turtle	1
	projectile icemaker	1
	prosthetic forehead	1
	protein paste	1
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	Psycho From The Heat	1
	psychoanalytic jar	1
	psychokinetic energy blob	500
	Psychotic Train wine	1
	pteruges	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	puff of smoke	1
	pufferfish spine	1
	Puffstone cigar	1
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	pulled green taffy	1
	pulled indigo taffy	1
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	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulled red taffy	1
	pulled violet taffy	1
	pulled yellow taffy	1
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	pumpkin beer	11
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	11
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	1
	Punchplanter	1
	punk patch	31
	punk rock jacket	23
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	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
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	purple prose pen	1
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	90
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy concertinette	1
	pygmy dart	25
	pygmy nose-bone	1
	pygmy papers	75
	pygmy phone number	1
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	pygmy spear	1
	pygmy witchhazel	16
	Quaatorade™	1
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
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	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	125
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	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad Lib	1
	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	2
	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
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	radioactive spider venom	9
	radium-flavored potato chips	350
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	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
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	Rainbow's Gravity	1
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	ramekin of space nuts	1
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	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	198
	rat appendix kabob	200
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	37
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	rat scrapple	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	1
	ratini	1
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	rattler rattle	11
	Rattlin' Chains	1
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	ravenous eye	2
	ravioli della hippy	11
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	raw bread	1
	raw cranberry sauce	1
	raw gravy	1
	raw green beans	1
	raw mincemeat	1
	raw potato	1
	raw stuffing	1
	raw sweet potato	1
	raw turkey	1
	razor-sharp can lid	300
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	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really really sticky spider web	29
	really sticky spider web	28
	really thick bandage	1
	really thick spine	11
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
	record of menacing silence	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
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	red armband	1
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	red badge	1
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	Red Balloon of Valor	1
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	red box	1
	red button	11
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	250
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	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
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	red foxglove	1
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	red LavaCo Lamp™	1
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	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	325
	red pixel potion	23
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	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
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	red striped oyster egg	1
	red tulip	1
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	red-headed corpse	1
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	red-hot knucklebone	1
	red-hot medallion	1
	red-hot poker	1
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	8
	redrum	1
	reflection of a map	1
	regret hose	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
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	reindeer sickle	1
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	reinforced furry underpants	1
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	replica bat-oomerang	3
	residual zeal	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	respected companion biscuit	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	Rethinking Candy	1
	returned Thinknerd package	1
	reusable shopping bag	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
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	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
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	rice bowl	1
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	ridiculous cocktail	1
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	11
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	11
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
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	right half of a heart necklace	1
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	Riker's Search History	1
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	ring of aggravate monster	80
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	ring of Detect Boring Doors	1
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	1
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	roasted marshmallow	11
	robin flan	1
	robin nog	1
	robin's egg	1
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	11
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
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	Rock and Roll Legend	50
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	Rock Pops	125
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	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
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	rogue swarmer	1
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
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	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	1,923
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	Roman sadnals	1
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
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	rotting beefsteak	1
	rotting cowskin	1
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	round purple sunglasses	100
	royal jelly	100
	royal jelly taco	1
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	rubber band gun	1
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	rubber ribcage	1
	rubber spatula	1
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	rubber WWBD? bracelet	11
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	23
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	11
	ruby on canes	1
	ruby W	125
	rum and cola	23
	rum barrel charrrm	23
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	Russian Ice	1
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	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
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	rusty grave robbing shovel	50
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal key	86
	rusty metal ring	82
	rusty metal shaft	83
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	S.S. Ticket	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
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	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
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	sack of doorknobs	1
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	salacious crumbs	11
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	375
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
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	salt water taffy	10
	saltwaterbed	1
	salty dog	100
	salty slug	1
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	sandcastle	1
	sandwich of the gods	11
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	Sangria de Menthe	1
	Saturday Night Special	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	7
	Saucepanic	1
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	sausage pizza	1
	sausage without a cause	1
	sausage wonton	1
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	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
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	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
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	Scalp of Gorgolok	13
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	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
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	scrap of shadow	1
	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
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	screwing pooch	1
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	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	200
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	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
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	scrumptious reagent	346
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	Scuba Snack	1
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	sea blueberry	1
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	tempura cucumber	1
	ten-leaf clover	24
	tenderizing hammer	11
	tennis ball	11
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	11
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	8
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	Texas tea	11
	That 70s Cologne	1
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Big Book of Communism	1
	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	11
	The Bomb	11
	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
	The Emperor's new cookie	1
	The Emperor's new hat	1
	The Emperor's new pants	1
	The Emperor's new shirt	1
	The Firegate Tapes	1
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	the funk	1
	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Groose in the Hoose	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	4
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Lot's engagement ring	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
	the most dangerous bait	11
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The One Mood Ring	1
	The Pigs holo-record	1
	The Ring	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	theoretical string	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	They liver	11
	They liver popsicle	1
	thicksilver ring	1
	thicksilver spurs	1
	thin black candle	250
	thin gold wire	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	50
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
	third-hand lantern	1
	third-hand nunchaku	129
	This Charming Flan	1
	thistle wine	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	1
	Three Mile Island shorts	1
	three-legged pants	11
	three-tiered wedding cake	1
	Thriller Ice	1
	throwing bone	1
	throwing candy	1
	throwing fork	1
	throwing knife	1
	throwing spoon	1
	throwing wrench	1
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	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	8
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
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	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
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	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	8
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
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	TI-9000 calculator	23
	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
	ticksilver ring	1
	ticksilver spurs	1
	tie-dyed fannypack	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	1
	tightly-wound spine	1
	tighty whiteys	1
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	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
	Time Cloak	1
	time halo	11
	Time Juice	2
	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
	time residue	1
	time's arrow	1
	tin drum	1
	tin magnolia	1
	tin of submardines	11
	tin roof (rusted)	1
	tiny baby scorpion	1
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	tiny barrel	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
	tiny bowler	11
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	15
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny dancer	1
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	23
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	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
	tiny do-rag	1
	tiny domino mask	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
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	tiny house	175
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	11
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	11
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	1
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	11
	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	23
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	11
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	11
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	11
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	11
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	11
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	11
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	11
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	11
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	11
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	11
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	11
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	11
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	23
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	11
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
	tiny plastic Krampus	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	23
	tiny plastic levitating potato	23
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	11
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	11
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Professor What	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
	tiny plastic sauceror	11
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	11
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	11
	tiny plastic star starfish	11
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic sword	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	11
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny shaker of salt	1
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny sombrero	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
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	tires	136
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	11
	toast	641
	toast with cold jelly	1
	toast with hot jelly	1
	toast with sleaze jelly	1
	toast with spooky jelly	1
	toast with stench jelly	1
	toasted brie	11
	tobiko marble soda	50
	tobiko pocky	37
	tobiko-infused sake	23
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	225
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	1
	tofurkey leg	1
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	75
	tomato	246
	tomato daiquiri	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	Tome of Clip Art	1
	tommy gun	1
	tongue depressor	1
	tonguebone	1
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	tonic water	1
	too legit potion	11
	tooth	1
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	1
	top	1
	topeé	1
	topiary necktie	1
	topiary noseplugs	1
	topiary nugglet	1
	topiary skunk	1
	topiary tights	1
	torn hellseal sinew	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	18
	tourmalime	11
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	11
	toxic globule	50
	toxic mop	1
	toxo	1
	toy accordion	1
	toy crazy train	1
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	1
	toy jet pack	1
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	1
	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
	toy sixgun	1
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	1
	toy taijijian	11
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	1
	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	11
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
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	transporter transponder	23
	Transylvania Sling	1
	Trash, a Memoir	1
	Treads of Loathing	1
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	1
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	trench coat	1
	triad summoning scroll	11
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	triggerfingerbone	1
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	1
	triple barreled barrel gun	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	23
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	23
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	11
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	11
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	150
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
	tropical orchid	11
	tropical paperweight	1
	tropical swill	1
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	11
	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	11
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube of herbal ointment	11
	tube of villain white	1
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tulip	1
	tuning fork	1
	turkey blaster	1
	turkish mostaccioli	1
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	4
	turtle voicebox	100
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
	turtle-shaped rock	1
	turtlemail bits	1
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	Twelve Night Energy	1
	twinkly nuggets	350
	twinkly powder	275
	twinkly wad	750
	twist of lime	1
	twisted piece of wire	1
	twisted-up wet towel	1
	twitching space egg	1
	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
	twitching time capsule	1
	twitching trigger finger	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	150
	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	ultrafondue	11
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	5
	unappetizing mayolus	1
	unbearable light	11
	uncapped blue lava bottle	1
	uncapped green lava bottle	1
	uncapped red lava bottle	1
	Uncle Buck	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	215
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
	uncooked chorizo	175
	underwater slingshot	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthly onyx	1
	unfinished ice sculpture	11
	unflavored wine cooler	11
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	Unfortunato's foolscap	1
	unholy water	2
	unidentified drink	50
	unidentified jerky	450
	uninteresting mayolus	1
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	unlocked meat locker	85
	unnamed cocktail	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unpowered Robortender	1
	unquiet spirits	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	1
	unsanitized scalpel	1
	unsmoothed velvet	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	1
	unused soap	11
	unused walkie-talkie	1
	unusual disco ball	1
	unusual oil	1
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	unwound mechanical songbird	1
	upsy daisy	1
	Ur-Donut	11
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
	urchin roe	1
	urinal cake	1
	used beer	1
	useless powder	160
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	1
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	valuable trinket	139
	vampire chowder	1
	vampire collar	1
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pellet	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
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	velcro broadsword	1
	velcro ore	1
	velcro shield	1
	velvet choker	1
	vengeful spirit	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	100
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	very hot lunch	1
	very overdue library book	1
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	11
	vial of holy water	11
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of swamp vapors	18
	vial of The Glistening	1
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	vibrating mushroom	11
	Vicar's Tutu	50
	Victor's Spoils	1
	viking helmet	37
	vinegar	11
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	100
	vintage smart drink	1
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl shield	1
	violent pastilles	1
	viral DNA	1
	viral video	1
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	vodka and cranberry	100
	vodka and tonic	3
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	Vodka Matryoshka	1
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	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
	volcanic ash	60
	Volcoino	1
	volleyball	50
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	voodoo glowskull	36
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	vorpal blade	75
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	VYKEA rail	11
	VYKEA woadpaint	11
	WA	11
	wad of dough	159
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	209
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	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	1
	walrus ice cream	1
	walrus-tusk earring	11
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	120
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	11
	war tongs	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	11
	warbear battle greaves	1
	warbear bearserker greaves	1
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	11
	warbear black box	1
	warbear blizzard mead	1
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	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
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	warbear dress helmet	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear electric long johns	1
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	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
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	warbear exhaust manifold	1
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	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
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	warbear goggles	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
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	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	11
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
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	warbear laser bowtie	1
	warbear lined ushanka	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	11
	warbear long johns	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	11
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear party pants	1
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plain helm	1
	warbear plain ushanka	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear polarized goggles	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	11
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	23
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	11
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	11
	warbear spiked helm	1
	warbear superpotion	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	11
	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear warrior bread	1
	warbear warscarf	1
	warbear whosit	5,500
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	warm mushroom	11
	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
	warm war shawarma	1
	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
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	wasabi pocky	37
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	water pipe bomb	350
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	water wings	1
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	watered-down Red Minotaur	50
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	wax booze	1
	wax face	1
	Wax Flask	11
	wax hand	1
	wax hat	1
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	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
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	weathered barrel	400
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	weegee sqouija	1
	weighted paperclip chain	1
	weird gazelle steak	1
	weremoose spit	23
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	wet venom duct	11
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	wheel	1
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	white chocolate chips	100
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	20
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	White Citadel fries	260
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	wind-up vampire teeth	11
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	Wint-O-Fresh mint	37
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	300
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	witty rapier	11
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	Wolfman Nardz	1
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	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
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	worthless knick-knack	45
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	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	1
	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	1
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	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	1
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	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
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	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	1
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	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	100
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	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
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	yellow pixel	2,000
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	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
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	yellow snowcone	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	100
	Yeti Protest Sign	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	1
	yohohoyo	11
	Yolo™ chocolates	1
	Yorick	1
	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	350
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	zombie dinosaur egg	1
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	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1