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Display Case for hotdeth (#1722417)
This player is ranked #175 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,191,792 items.
This player is ranked #58 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,848 items.

This player is a member of the clan Alliance From Heck.

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hotdeth (#1722417)
This player has 6,848 unique items and 1,191,792 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 39
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
Überraschthexengebräu 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 8
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 18
1.21 jigawatts 3
1/6th Pound Cake 2
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 52
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 3
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 53
30669 scroll 75
33398 scroll 100
334 scroll 10
37x37x37 puzzle cube 3
4-ball 3
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 96
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 5
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 9
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 9
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 30
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 45
8-billed baseball cap 2
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 2
99.44% pure math 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 11
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 13
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 19
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 7
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 2
A Guide to Burning Leaves 2
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 17
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 32
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 6
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 2
abstraction: purpose 7
abstraction: sensation 2
abstraction: thought 4
Abyssal ember 3
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 24
accidental cider 19
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 29
acoustic guitarrr 19
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 411
adhesive tape dolly 98
adorable seal larva 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 2
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 60
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 4
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 2
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 3
airplane charter: The Glaciest 2
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 4
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien drugs 10
alien force field disruptor bean 3
alien hologram projector 3
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 9
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 49
all-purpose flower 10
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 2
alpine watercolor set 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 5
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 4,594
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 5
amok putter 5
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 642
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 7
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 293
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 3
Ancient Protector Soda 19
ancient protein powder 60
ancient spice 68
ancient stone fist 17
ancient stone head 8
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 970
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 14
anemone sauce 2
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 66
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
angst burger 6
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 4
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 6
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 3
ant antidepressant 2
ant hoe 2
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 4
ant sickle 1
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 1
anti-anti-antidote 65
anticheese 9
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 7
antique accordion 103
antique bottle of cough syrup 8
antique bottle opener 5
antique greaves 157
antique hand mirror 14
antique helmet 128
antique machete 2
antique packet of ketchup 4
antique painting of a landscape 4
antique pair of blue jeans 4
antique record album 8
antique shield 135
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 123
antique spyglass 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 8
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 5
arrrgyle socks 9
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 2
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 2
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos crossbow string 3
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 3
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 26
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 8
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 2
aspirin 48
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 3
asshat 4
astral mushroom 24
astronaut pants 47
Atomic Comic 15
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 360
attention spanner 5
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 53
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 2
automatic wine thief 43
auxiliary backbone 1
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 25
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby chest mimic 2
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 28
baby rigging snake 13
babycakes 2
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 7
baconstone 12
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 4
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad vibroknife 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 18
badass pie 2
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 18
bag of Cheat-Os 26
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of grain 2
bag of gross foreign snacks 16
bag of lard 7
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 3
bag of QWOP 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 31
baggie of powdered sugar 12
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 6
ball 4,176
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 7
balloon monkey 5
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 10
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 24
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 2
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 311
banana cream pie 26
banana daiquiri 9
banana milkshake 4
banana peel 11
banana smoothie 11
banana spritzer 4
banana supersucker 4
bananagate 449
bananarama bangle 10
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 24
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 124
bargain flash powder 18
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
barnacle-encrusted sweater 86
barnacled barrel 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 9
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel cracker 2
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 4
barrel-aged martini 6
barrrnacle 31
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 17
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 132
Barulio's bottle 5
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 7
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 5
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 5
basic meat sword 2
bastard baster 1
bat guano 3
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 27
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 227
batarang 1
batblade 15
batgut 29
bath ball gift set 19
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 23,561
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach ball marble 2
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 24
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beard incense 3
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful rainbow 8
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 2
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 9
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 963
beer bong 96
beer cartilage 5
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 74
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 24
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 338
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 2
bejeweled accordion strap 5
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 150
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 4,860
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 37
bellhop bell 3
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 2
berries of suffering 5
berry-infused sake 3
Better Than Cuddling Cake 114
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 84
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 651
BGE merchandise order form 487
BGE pocket calendar 21
BGE shotglass 171
BGE temporary tattoo 41
BGE tiny plastic toy 468
bi-lateral logic compressor 1,447
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 8
big bad voodoo mask 4
big bass drum 9
big boom 78
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 2
big glob of skin 2
Big Punk 74
big red button 1
big red clown nose 51
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 13
big stirring stick 10
big tun 1
bigger stick 3
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 309
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 270
bird rib 574
birdbone corset 80
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 3
Bit O' Ectoplasm 8
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 18
bit-o-cactus 28
bite-me-red lipstick 773
BitterSweetTarts 54
BittyCar HotCar 8
BittyCar MeatCar 8
BittyCar SoulCar 16
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 128
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 4
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 2
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 5
black brandy 4
black BRICKO brick 5
black candy heart 2
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 5
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 71
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 5
black forest cake 168
black forest ham 215
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 188
black helmet 134
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 131
black label 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 278
black paisley oyster egg 7
black pension check 1
black pepper 183
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 42
black plastic oyster egg 8
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 25
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 131
black snake skin 206
black snowcone 1
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 19
black sword 134
black tear 3
black-and-blue light 478
blackberry 715
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 16
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 156
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 3
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 4
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 319
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 2
blob of Alphredo™ 2
blob of wood glue 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 3,396
Blood 'n' Plenty 2
blood flower 6
Blood Light 37
blood of the Wereseal 5
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 2
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 2
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 37
bloody clown pants 18
bloody mary 38
blowdart 4
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 1
blue grass 15
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 12
blue pixel 762
blue pixel potion 3
blue plasma ball 446
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 20
blue polka-dot oyster egg 37
blue potion 16
blue raspberry troll doll 2
blue shell 3
blue snowcone 3
blue striped oyster egg 87
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 6
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 3
blunt icepick 5
bobble-hip hula elf doll 4
bobcat grenade 5
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 5
boilermaker 2
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone abacus 2
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 15
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 1
bone chips 56
bone collar 1
bone crusher 2
bone flute 9
bone meal 14
bone rattle 14
bone spurs 4
Bone's Farm "wine" 48
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 2
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of facts 13
book of matches 2
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 34
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 91
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
borg sock monkey 42
boring spaghetti 25
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 25
Boris's key lime pie 26
Boris's ring 11
borrowed time 2
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 3
bottle of alcohol 33
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 133
bottle of Bloodweiser 3
bottle of bubbles 482
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 9
bottle of Crimbognac 2
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 2
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 2
bottle of fire 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 12
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 4
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 27
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 3
bottle of Pinot Renoir 7
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 8
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 5
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 716
bottle of sake 84
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 82
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 48
bottle of whiskey 17
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 45
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 31
bottled swamp gas 4
boulder 3
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 24
bow 1
bow staff 2
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 77
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 753
bowl of lucky charms 4
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of rye sprouts 4
Bowl of Scorpions 11
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 2
bowler 2
bowling ball 131
box 63
box of bear arms 2
box of Dweebs 7
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 2
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 3
box of sunshine 345
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed Apriling band helmet 1
boxed august scepter 3
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 9
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 999
brains casserole 14
BRAINS shorts 13
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 35
brainy skull 6
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 4
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 21
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 300
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread basket 1
bread line 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 2
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 4
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 349
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
brick 4
brick of sand 25
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 3
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO cathedral 12
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 3
BRICKO eye brick 1,907
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 5
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 9
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO pyramid 3
BRICKO python 3
BRICKO reactor 5
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 6
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 4
brigand brittle 2
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 24
brine 80
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 2
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 4
broken skull 16
broken sword 137
broken warbear gyrocopter 33
bronze breastplate 11
bronze handcuffs 3
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 15
BROS Energy Drink 14
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 100
brown paper bag mask 2
brown paper pants 2
brown pirate pants 32
brown pixel 2
brown plastic baby 26
brown sugar cane 5
Bruno's blessing of Mars 11
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1,244
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 11
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 8
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 2
bubblegum heart 101
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 6
bubblewrap ore 4
bubblewrap staff 3
bubblewrap sword 5
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 2
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 68
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 5
buckyball 1,385
Buddy Bjorn 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 2
bugbear beanie 44
bugbear bungguard 38
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 14
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 87
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 51
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 9
bungle in the jungle 25
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 16
burnt flower 4
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 11
BURT 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 42
bus pass 4
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 2
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 13
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 60
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 99
cabooze 629
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout backpack 3
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 162
can of black paint 2
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 8,102
can of depilatory cream 4
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 151
can of franks 'n' beans 313
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 12
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 20
can of sardines 1
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 7
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1,458
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 144
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 1,503
candied kobold 2
candied lime 588
candied nuts 1,305
candied pecan 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 202
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 11
candy cane 6,188
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 2
candy cigarette 899
candy cornucopia 2
candy crayons 5
candy kneecapping stick 1,075
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Crazymaker 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 219
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 34
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 27
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 34
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 31
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
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Crimbojito 32
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Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 6,185
Crimbot battery 791
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 10
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 10
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 9
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 15,055
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 684
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 852
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 3
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 37
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 476
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 872
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 488
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 412
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 413
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 309
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 545
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 3
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1,019
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 514
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 14,456
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 402
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 6
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 23
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 619
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 12,611
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 3,638
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 331
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 471
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 13,170
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 338
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 914
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 11
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3,691
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 14,732
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 4,121
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 13,799
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 573
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 27
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 4
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimbough 5
Crimboween memo 27
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Crimbuccaneer breeches 809
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Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1,155
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 2,336
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Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 572
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Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 5
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Crimbuck 35,296
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crowbarrr 14
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crude voodoo doll 2
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cruelty-free wine 1,001
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CSA all-purpose soap 2
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CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
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CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
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cube of ectoplasm 4
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cup of infinite pencils 12
cup of lukewarm tea 25
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cuppa Gill tea 2
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cuppa Net tea 1
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 2
cuppa Obscuri tea 1
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cuppa Sobrie tea 2
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cuppa Twen tea 5
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cuppa Vitali tea 1
cuppa Wit tea 1
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curmudgel 14
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cursed scrunchie 37
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cursed voodoo skull 26
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custom avatar form 1
cyber-mattock 1
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cyborg stompin' boot 9
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 2,589
cymbal syrup 10
D roll 920
d10 20
d12 5
d20 3
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d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 215
daisy 11
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Danglin' Chad's loincloth 8
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dark hamethyst ring 1
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dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 1
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das boot 2
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 1,000
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 6
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deactivated nanobots 2
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dead lights pie 4
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dethklok 1
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dill 145
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Dinsey's oculus 1
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Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 2
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divine noisemaker 119
diving muff 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 5
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 19
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Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 18
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 7
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
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doll house 138
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dollhive 98
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dope gangsta bling-bling 1
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double-barreled sling 7
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Doublepunchplanter 2
doubt cannon 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
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dragon snaps 191
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Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 239
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Dreadsylvanian seed pod 7
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
dreaming Jung man 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 27,890
dress pants 1
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dried gelatinous cube 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 42
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 3,021
Drowsy Sword 18
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drum of pomade 10
drum of tommy ammo 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
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dry martini 6
dry noodles 2,156
dry vodka martini 4
drywall axe 20
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 1
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duct tape 18
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dumb mud 1
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dungeoneer's dungarees 15
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dusty bottle of Merlot 232
dusty bottle of Muscat 435
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 262
dusty bottle of Port 1,870
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 810
dusty Crimbo crate 2,609
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dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 4
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dusty left fibula 3
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dusty left first rear claw 3
dusty left first rib 1
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dusty left fourth rear claw 5
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dusty left kneecap 2
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dusty left second rear claw 2
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dusty left sixth rib 1
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dusty left third rear claw 3
dusty left third rib 4
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dusty left twelfth rib 1
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dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty right fourth rear claw 1
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dusty right radius 1
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dusty right second rear claw 1
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dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 3
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 2
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 4
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 3
dusty second lumbar vertebra 3
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 3
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 3
dusty third cervical vertebra 5
dusty third lumbar vertebra 3
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
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El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
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El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
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FDKOL commendation 2,282
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Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 14
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fossilized spider skull 102
fossilized spike 265
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Frat Army FGF 118
frat brats 888
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frigid fudgepuck 1,222
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Gearhead Goo 1
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gingerbread horror 1,089
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gingerbread nylons 4,789
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glob of green slime 7
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gloomy mushroom wine 1
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
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gnatwing 23
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 5
gnoll lips 17
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Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 8
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish flyswatter 13
Gnollish pie server 12
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Gnollish slotted spoon 17
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 6
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Go-Wassail 84
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gold toothbrush 1
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 2
gold wedding ring 25
Golden Light 2
Golden Mean 1
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golden plastic oyster egg 4
golden ring 2,333
golden twig 4
Good 'n' Slimy 1
good brain 3
good gravy 1
gooey lava globs 1
gooey paste 2
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 123
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
Gordon Bennett 1
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GOTO 50
goulauncher 1
gourmet gourami oil 1
government 1
government cheese 1
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Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
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Green Burlap 1
green candy heart 340
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Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 1,084
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Green Manalishi 2
Green Muslin 1
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green pixel 694
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Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 21
gremlin juice 15
gremlin mutagen 1
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Grimacite Bock 1
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grinning turtle 1
grog 32
grog nuts 1,136
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grogpagne 2
Groll doll 3
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grouchy restless spirit 135
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Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 2
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grungy flannel shirt 2
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guano coffee cup 92
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gummi snake 215
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gummi turtle 1
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
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guy made of bee pollen 18
gym membership card 5
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Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 3
gyroscope 5,046
haggis socks 6
haggis-infused soap 4
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 153
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 2
hair oil 3
hair spray 3
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairy staff 1
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 2
half-baked potion 15
half-empty carton of milk 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 2
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 1
half-size scalpel 2
half-sized guitar 16
halfberd 1
halibut 4
hambrosier 624
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hammerus 1
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Hand in Glove 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 1
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handful of hand chalk 82
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handful of sawdust 97
handful of Smithereens 1
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handful of walnuts 1,500
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Handsome Devil 1
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handyman "hand soap" 1
Hanukkimbo dreidl 1
happiness 14
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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Hatorade 1
haunted battery 2
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haunted paddle-ball 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 197
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
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headless sparrow 3
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 1
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heavy D 1
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heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 3
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heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 102
hellion cube 39
hellseal claw 80
hellseal whisker 225
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 1
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Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 1
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henna face paint 91
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hep waders 35
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herbal stuffing 185
herbs 71
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hermit permit 1
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 13,878
Herringtini 1
hibernating Grimstone Golem 1
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hideous egg 7
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high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
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high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 1
Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 62
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
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hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 77
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hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
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hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
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Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 3
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 6
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 1
holiday log 49
holistic headache remedy 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 1
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 2
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homemade robot gear 1
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homeopathic mint tea 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 2
honey stick 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 36
honey-drenched ham slice 5,412
honeypot 1
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 30
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hot daub stand 1
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hot stuffing 3
hot wad 1
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hot wing 184
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hotel minibar key 1
house of twigs and spit 2
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How to Avoid Scams 3
huge bowl of candy 4
huge Crimbo cookie 4
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huge spoon 12
Humanitini 1
humble pie 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
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Hundred Headed IPA 1
hungover chauvinist pig 1
hushed puppy 1
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ice harvest 1
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ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice porter 1
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 1
ice-cold fotie 46
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 75
ice-cold six-pack 149
ice-cold Willer 84
iced-out bling 4
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 57
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 2
iFlail 1
igloo pie 2
iGoogly 887
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 95
illegal firecracker 1
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 2
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imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 291
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 2
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 1
immense ballet shoes 1
immense cyborg hand 108
imp air 1
Imp Ale 1
imp unity ring 1
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in-the-box spring shoes 2
incense bath ball 3
incredible pizza 1
incredibly creepy marionette 147
indescribably horrible paste 1
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 1
industrial strength starch 1
industrially-crushed ice 7,593
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infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 14
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 2
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 49
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 42
inkwell 1
inky squid sauce 2
Inndya trading card 2
Inner Strength 13
Inner Truth 62
Inner Wisdom 15
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Instant Karma 43
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Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 1
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invisibility potion 5
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 1
ion grid 2,176
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 471
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 2
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 1
iron dagger 1
iron helmet 1
iron pasta spoon 1
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ironic jogging shorts 15
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ironic oversized sunglasses 1
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irradiated pet snacks 1
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irritability potion 7
iShield 1
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 1
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jack flapper 1
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Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 1
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jagged tooth 2
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jamfish jam 1
janglin' bones 1
janitor sponge 1
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
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jar of psychoses (Jick) 3
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 2
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 9
jar of swamp gas 2,170
jar of swamp honey 1
Jarlsberg's earring 8
Jarlsberg's key lime 63
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 31
Jarlsberg's pan 1
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java cookie 42
jawbruiser 137
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 5
Jefferson wings 1
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 115
jet bennie marble 1
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
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jingling spore pod 1
jive turkey leg 27
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 18
joybuzzer 1
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jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
jug-o-magicalness 2
juggling ball 1
Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 14
jumbo olive 1
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junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 1
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kamicorpse-ee 1
karma shawarma 1
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keel-haulin' knife 1
keg shield 1
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Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 3
ketchup hound 25
Kevlar balloon 2
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kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 6
killing feather 2,056
killing jar 5
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 3
kite 402
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 2
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 17
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knight cookie 2
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Knob Göblin lòve potion 6
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
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Knob Goblin elite pants 11
Knob Goblin elite polearm 21
Knob Goblin elite shirt 7
Knob Goblin eyedrops 94
Knob Goblin firecracker 108
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Knob Goblin harem veil 29
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Knob Goblin love potion 98
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
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Knob Goblin pants 58
Knob Goblin perfume 11
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 96
Knob Goblin seltzer 5
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
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Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 13
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knob ka-bobs 994
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
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knob mushroom wine 1
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Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
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knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 22
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 7
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 2,836
kobold kibble 1
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquartz 45
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 3
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 305
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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ladle of mystery 10
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Lars the Cyberian 4
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lavender candygram 1
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lavender plastic oyster egg 29
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 5
law-abiding citizen cane 95
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 1
LCD game: Food Eater 2
LCD game: Garbage River 1
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lead yo-yo 2
leaf 1
leaf of grass 17
leaflet 1
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leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 20
leather mask 26
leathery bat skin 150
leathery cat skin 295
leathery rat skin 5
LED block 64
Lederhosen of the Night 1
leechknife 1
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left bracket 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 1
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 2
leftover Crimbo rations 29
leftovers of indeterminate origin 24
legitimate business on the beach 222
lemon 150
lemon meringue pie 11
lemon popsicle 13
lemonade marble 1
Lemonade-235 1
length of old fuse 1
length of string 246
leotarrrd 8
leprechaun hatchling 3
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 7
lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 1
libertagliatelle 1
Libram of BRICKOs 3
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
Libram of Resolutions 2
library card 2
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 2,539
licorice root 2,829
licorice whip 1
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 80
lihc eye pie 16
lihc face 25
Lil' Snowball Factory 8
limburger biker boots 1
lime 1
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 39
limp broccoli 1
line 1,468
linguini immondizia bianco 1
linguini of the sea 1
linoleum crossbow 6
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum meat stack 2
linoleum ore 1
linoleum staff 1
linoleum stick 4
linoleum sword 4
linoleum sword hilt 1
lint 1
lion oil 537
liquid bread 2
liquid ice 1
liquid ice pack 1
liquid rhinestones 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
liquid smoke 1
little black book 1
little box of fireworks 1
Little Crimson Book 1
little deuce cape 1
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 2
little paper umbrella 1
little parachute guy 1
little red book 1
little red jam 1
little round pebble 1
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 70
live nautical mine 1
live wire 653
liver and let pie 1
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 500
loaded serum blowgun 2
loadstone 1
loaf of alien bread 1
loaf of soda bread 278
loafers 10
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion chainsaw 1
Loathing Legion corkscrew 1
Loathing Legion defibrillator 1
Loathing Legion double prism 1
Loathing Legion electric knife 1
Loathing Legion flamethrower 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Loathing Legion rollerblades 1
Lobos Mints 2
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 40
Locust 1
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 273
lollipop cufflinks 11
Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 2,097
long pork 17
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 3
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 25
long-forgotten necklace 1
long-stemmed rose 2
longhaired hippy wig 3
loose purse strings 10
loose teeth 190
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 22
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 18
los chinos 1
lost elf luggage 174
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 5
lotion of spookiness 5
lotion of stench 2
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 461
love 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
low-budget shield 3
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 65
LT&T telegraph office deed 1
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 10
lucky cat collar 1
lucky cat statue 1
lucky cat's paw 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 19
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 14
Lucky Surprise Egg 19
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 4
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of Brituminous coal 1
lump of clay 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 8
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
lunar isotope 3,001
lupine sword 23
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skin 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1
lynyrd snare 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 1
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 2
machine elf capsule 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 11
Mad Train wine 313
madius 4
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 2
magic dragonfish fry 1
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magic whistle 6
magical baguette 12
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1
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magical mystery juice 1
magicalness-in-a-can 7
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magilaser blastercannon 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 53
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magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 4
magnum of fancy champagne 1
maid head 1
maiden wig 15
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 2
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
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makeshift turban 2
mama's squeezebox 1
mana curds 2
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
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mangled finger 6
mangled squirrel 6
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
Manual of Numberology 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 12
Map to Kokomo 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 104
margarita 1
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mariachi hat 30
mariachi pants 25
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marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2
marionette 554
marionette collective 116
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 5
Mark of the Ghost 3
Mark of the Skeleton 5
Mark of the Vampire 4
Mark of the Werewolf 4
Mark of the Zombie 4
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
marshmallow 18
marshmallow flambé 3
martini 2
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 502
mass of wriggling tentacles 2
massive gemstone 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
massive wrench 228
mauve paisley oyster egg 5
mauve plastic oyster egg 28
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 50
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Maxing, Relaxing 6
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 15
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 80
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 3
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 800
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 8
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 7
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 85
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 11
meat stack 156
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 219
Meat-inflating powder 1
meatcar model 2
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 3
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 100
Meleegra™ pills 80
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 1,450
memory of a C 14
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
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memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 4
memory of an A 1
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 1
menorette 2
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 5
Mer-kin begsign 2
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin bunwig 1
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 18
Mer-kin finpaddle 2
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 30
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 1
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 14
Mer-kin hidepaint 10
Mer-kin hookspear 16
Mer-kin killscroll 15
Mer-kin knucklebone 1
Mer-kin lipstick 2
Mer-kin lunchbox 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 1
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 2
Mer-kin roundshield 2
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 2
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin strongjuice 1
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 7
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 2
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
Mer-kin worktea 1
mercenary pistol 1
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 19
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 21
metal band T-shirt 1
metal mandible 1
metallic A 688
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 2
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 3
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 3
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Microplushie: Otakulone 5
Microplushie: Raverdrine 1
Microplushie: Sororitrate 2
microwave stogie 1
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 2
military-grade peppermint oil 344
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 13
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 402
mimeplasm 4
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 213
mineapple 16
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miner's pants 30
Mini-Crimbot crate 4
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 20
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 10
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 11
Miniborg beeper 155
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3
Miniborg hiveminder 7
Miniborg laser 8
Miniborg stomper 178
Miniborg strangler 84
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 1
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 2
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 2
misfit dolly 37
misfit hobby horse 126
misfit teddy bear 39
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 1
Misty Cloak 1
Misty Robe 1
mixed wildflower greens 1,466
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 1
Mohobo 1
moist barrel 1
moist Crimbo spices 36
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 5
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 12
molotov cocktail cocktail 34
molten brick 60
molten scrap metal 2
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 5,763
Monstar energy beverage 8
monster bait 2
Monster Manuel 1
monster pants 1
monstrous monocle 2
mood ring 5
Moon Pie 1
Moonds 4
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 2
moose chocolate 2
moose thought 3
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 2
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 1
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 2,220
mother's little helper 11
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 16
mouldering barrel 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 1
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
mouse skull 2
moustache sock 1
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 133
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 9
Mr. Mediocrebar 96
Ms. Accessory 2
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 10
muculent machete 1
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 1
mugcake 4
mulberry 1
mulled berry wine 1
mulled cider 144
mulled wine 21
mullet wig 559
mummy costume 921
mummy mask 6
mummy wrapping 382
munchies pill 3
Murderer's Punch 5
murky potion 1
Muschat 3
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 7
musty moccasins 1
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 1
My First Paycheck envelope 20
My Own Pen Pal kit 3
Mylar balloon 2
mylar scout drone 512
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chemical residue 2
mysterious chest 2
mysterious present 2
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nail file 2
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 1,784
nanite-infested eggnog 653
nanite-infested fruitcake 453
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 592
nanofiber cloth 602
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 6
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 4
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 45
natto marble soda 2
natto pocky 3
natto-infused sake 5
natural fennel soda 351
Nayztameetjoo trading card 3
ND 1
Necbro wafers 4
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 6
necrotizing body spray 1,871
neoprene skullcap 2
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 1
neutron lollipop 114
New Age healing crystal 5
New Age hurting crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 3
New Zealand iced tea 186
Newbiesport™ tent 11
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 10
night-vision goggles 523
Nightstalker perfume 111
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja eyeblack 1
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 31
ninja mop 25
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 3
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 13
note from Clancy 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 107
Nuclear Blastball 1
nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 11,703
nugget of sodium 2
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 222
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 5
obnoxious riddle 10
obsidian dagger 40
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 127
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odd silver coin 28
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 20
off-white plastic oyster egg 98
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 14
off-white striped oyster egg 41
office-supply crossbow 1
officer's nog 687
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 2
Oh, the Humanitini 3
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 2
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 5
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old ball and chain 1
old bronzer 1
old candy wrapper 5
old chum 1
old coin purse 1
old dry bone 1
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 1
old love note 1
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 1
old school beer pull tab 6
old school calculator watch 64
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 2
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 1
old-fashioned 1
old-school pirate grog 189
olive 1
olive lo mein 6
olive stir-fry 3
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 2
one million meat pancakes 1
one pill 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 3
oozenog 166
open sauce 10
opera mask 1
Operation Patriot Shield 1
opium grenade 1
orange 33
orange and black Crimboween candy 113
orange candy heart 761
orange candygram 5
orange leather lanyard 1
orange peel hat 5
orange popsicle 11
orange snowcone 14
Orange Star of Sacrifice 20
orange-frosted astral cupcake 14
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc paste 4
orc wrist 1
Orcish baseball cap 50
Orcish cargo shorts 43
Orcish frat-paddle 31
orcish hand lotion 24
Orcish meat locker 2
orcish nailing lube 1
orcish rubber 1
orcish stud-finder 1
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 3
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organ grinder 1
origami pasties 1
original G 1
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornamental sextant 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 3
ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 4
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 3
Outer Wolf™ cologne 2
outlaw bandana 30
oven mitts 12
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 1
overloaded micro-reactor 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1,000
oversized fish scaler 54
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 204
oversized skullcap 3
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 6
oyster egg balloon 10
oyster sauce 2
P.B.L.T. 17
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 9
pack of pogs 3,239
packaged Everfull Dart Holster 3
packet of beer nuts 12
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 1
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 2
padded tortoise 2
PADL Phone 310
page of the Necrohobocon 1
pail 1
Pain Dip 21
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 3
paint bomb 10
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
painting of a glass of wine 3
pair of bolt cutters 4,793
pair of government shades 24
pair of pearidot earrings 113
pair of ragged claws 2
pair of twitching claws 4
paisley spore pod 7
palm frond 1
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 3
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 8
panhandle panhandling hat 4
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 11
pants of the Slug Lord 3
Pantsgiving 2
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 1
papaya sling 6
papaya slung 6
papaya taco 8
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1,667
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 20
parasitic headgnawer 10
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 3
passable elf mask 1,480
pasta spoon 11
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 1
pat-a-cake pendant 4
patchouli incense stick 25
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 3,159
pawn cookie 1
PB&BP 1
peace accordion 7
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 1
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 233
peanut brittle shield 14
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
pear lozenge 3
pear supersucker 14
pear tart 1
pearidot 3,900
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 3
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 10
pegfinger 446
pencil kunai 1
pencil stub 2
Pendant of Fire 1
Pener's drumstick 1
penguin focaccia bread 10,091
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 3
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 680
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint bomb 354
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 3
peppermint tack 10,575
peppermint tailings 1,792
peppermint twist 16
percent sign 5
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect ice cube 1
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
perfectly ordinary frog 2
perforated battle paddle 130
perfume of prejudice 1
perfume-soaked bandana 1
perl necklace 84
perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 11
personalized birthday cake 3
personalized coffee mug 48
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 1
pet anchor 20
pet anemone 1
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 61
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 4
petit 4.1 190
petit fortran 55
petrified noodles 3,053
petrified time 2
petrified wood 4,424
pewter claymore 5
ph balancer 2
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 21
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 8
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 678
physiostim pill 5
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 5
pickelhaube 5
pickle-flavored chewing gum 21
pickled bread 8
pickled egg 1
picky tweezers 3
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 7
picture of you 1
Piddles 1
pie crust 1
pie man was not meant to eat 2
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 968
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 1
pile of candy 14
pile of dusty animal bones 19
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 16
pile of loose snow 12
pile of smoking rags 1
pile of Trainbot parts 937
pile of useless robot parts 6
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 2
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 13
pine cone 1
pine tar 4
Pine-Fresh air freshener 21
ping-pong ball 55
ping-pong paddle 3
pink candy heart 62
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 6
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 9
pink pony 1
pink slime 2
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 9
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 5
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 1
pirate encryption key alpha 4
pirate encryption key bravo 2
pirate encryption key charlie 2
pirate encryption key delta 4
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 3
pirate pelvis 6
pirate shirt 2
pirate skull 2
pirate tract 3
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 75
pitted sheet metal 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 483
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 448
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 1
pixel power cell 10
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 6
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 17
pixellated moneybag 6
pixie axie 1
Plague of Locusts 2
plaid bandage 1
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid pocket square 1
plaid skirt 1
plaid swatch 1
plain bagel 25
plain old beer 1,000
plain paper hat 1
plain pizza 2
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 142
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 27
plastic ingot 41
plastic Jefferson wings 1
plastic nunchaku 1
plastic passion fruit 6
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 1,918
plum 1
plum lozenge 3
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 912
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket ace 2
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 2
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket maze 2
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 2,469
pog #01 (spider) 393
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 295
pog #03 (warwelf) 334
pog #04 (skleleton) 326
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 407
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 359
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 755
pog #08 (hellion) 329
pog #09 (pirate) 715
pog #10 (hobo) 432
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 15
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1,158
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 56
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 2
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 2
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 3
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 5
polo trophy 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 8
polyalloy shield 54
polyester pad 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 1
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 4
pool cue 43
pool of liquid metal 3
pool torpedo 2
popcorn 4
poppy 1
popsicle stick 8
popular tart 2
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
pork elf goodies sack 41
porquoise 3
porquoise bracelet 2
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable cassette player 1
portable corkscrew 207
portable Mayo Clinic 2
portable motorcycle 1
portable photocopier 44
portable ping-pong table 1
portable table 40
portable wall 1
possessed sugar cube 5
possessed tomato 5
possessed top 16,729
possibility potion 3
post-holiday sale coupon 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 3
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 2
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 12
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 13
potted fern 10
potted tea tree 2
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 2
poutine 7
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 292
powdered donut 195
powdered organs 64
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 45
power sock 1
pr0n cocktail 3
pr0n legs 112
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 3
pr0n taco 7
prank Crimbo card 266
praying Grim Brother 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 364
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 1
prescription noodles 1
press-on ribs 166
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 535
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 4
pristine fish scale 3
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
Professor of Spelunkology 2
Professor What T-Shirt 2
programmable turtle 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 7
protein paste 1
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 4
psychoanalytic jar 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 8
puce plastic oyster egg 129
puce polka-dot oyster egg 19
puce striped oyster egg 5
puff of smoke 10
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 2
pulled green taffy 2
pulled indigo taffy 1
pulled orange taffy 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 3
pulled red taffy 2
pulled violet taffy 1
pulsing flesh 25
pumpkin 21
pumpkin beer 4
pumpkin bomb 2
pumpkin juice 6
pumpkin pie 4
pumpkinhead mask 964
punching mirror 5
Punchplanter 1
punk patch 1
punk rock jacket 100
purple clay bead 3
purple corpsel 3
purple pixel pie 3
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 5
purple-frosted astral cupcake 4
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 1
pygmy blowgun 13
pygmy briefs 35
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy dart 1
pygmy nose-bone 6
pygmy papers 1
pygmy phone number 95
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 3
pygmy witchhazel 1
Quaatorade™ 1
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 6
quantum polarity inducer 461
quantum taco 2,518
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 34
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
quirky accordion 1
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 4
Rad Lib 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 2
radiator heater shield 3
radio button candy 2
radioactive chew toy 22
radium-flavored potato chips 31
raffle prize box 2
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 11
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow sauce 1
rainbow tie 1
Rainbow's Gravity 1
raisin 2
ram horns 2
ram stick 3
Ram's Face Lager 14
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 71
rat appendix kabob 13
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat carcass 6
rat head balloon 3
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 13
ratini 2
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rattler rattle 12
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 5
rave whistle 5
ravenous eye 1
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 35
razor-sharp can lid 102
razor-tipped yo-yo 7,925
really dense meat stack 27
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really nice lump of coal 4
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
really thick spine 3
record of infuriating silence 3
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 3
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 3
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 3
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 5
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 2
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 2,156
red ale 4
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 34
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 3
red badge 1
red balloon 1
red blood cells 10
red book 1
red box 5
red button 100
red China marble 1
red class ring 1
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 3
Red Dwarf 1
red eye 1
red face paint 1
red foxglove 1
red gummi ingot 1,980
red lava globs 1
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 1
red mana 1
red masque 1
red paisley oyster egg 24
Red Pill 6
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 1
red plastic baby 119
red plastic oyster egg 47
red polka-dot oyster egg 24
red potion 1
red red wine 1
Red Rover BB gun 13
red rum 1
red shirt 1
red shoe 1
red snowcone 5
red striped oyster egg 4
red tulip 1
red velvet cake 1
red wagon 1
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 8
red-headed corpse 5
red-hot boilermaker 1
red-hot medallion 1
red-hot poker 1
redrum 21
reflection of a map 1
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
regular-size brogurt 2
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reinforced beaded headband 25
reinforced furry underpants 2
remaindered axe 1
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 1
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
repeating crossbow 1
replica Elf Guard medal 52
resolution: be feistier 4
resolution: be happier 7
resolution: be kinder 3
resolution: be luckier 5
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 2
resolution: be smarter 3
resolution: be stronger 3
resolution: be wealthier 3
respected companion biscuit 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
Rethinking Candy 1
returned Thinknerd package 1
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1,333
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 2
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 4
rice bowl 10
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 14
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 8
right bear arm 1
right half of a heart necklace 2
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 851
ring of adornment 10
ring of aggravate monster 160
ring of cold resistance 10
ring of conflict 8
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 3
ring of gain strength 10
ring of half-assed regeneration 14
ring of increase damage 5
ring of teleportation 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 377
roboduck-on-a-string 62
robot grease 5
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 8
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 8
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 20
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 10
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 20
robotronic egg 119
rock 20
Rock and Roll Legend 15
Rock Pops 107
rocket fuel 2
rockfish stomach 192
rockin' wagon 1
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 68
rocky road ice cream 2
rogue swarmer 16
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 2
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 10
roll of toilet paper 351
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 4
Rompedores de Fantasmas 148
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
root beer 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 1
rotting barrel 1
rough fish scale 1
round blue bomb 1
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 163
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 10
rubber emo roe 1
rubber gloves 1
rubber ribcage 1
rubber spatula 1
rubber spider 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 24
rubber WWJD? bracelet 20
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 23
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 19
ruby on canes 2
ruby W 2
rum and cola 19
rum barrel charrrm 7
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
rum-soaked fruitcake 2,219
Russian Ice 1
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty bonesaw 4
rusty broken diving helmet 3
rusty chain necklace 2
rusty compass 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 15
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal greaves 1
rusty metal key 3
rusty metal ring 2
rusty metal shaft 3
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 8
rusty porthole 1
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 1
rusty staff 1
rusty valve wheel 1
rxr shield 1
s'more 5
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 7
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 127
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 7
saffron antaravasaka 2
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 820
salacious crumbs 2
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 2
salamander spleen 37
salinated mint julep 42
Salsa de las Epocas 2
Salsa Libre 1
salt wages 284
salt water taffy 1
salted mutton 10
saltwaterbed 1
salty dog 32
salty slug 4
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 31
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 14
sangria 7
Sangria de Menthe 1
Saturday Night Special 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 46
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 7
sausage pizza 9
sausage without a cause 2
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory dry noodles 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 20
sawblade fragment 302
sawblade shield 10
sawed-off blunderbuss 419
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
scale-mail underwear 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 2
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
school spirit socket set 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1,263
scimitar cozy 1
scintillating powder 2
scissor duck 155
scorpion whip 10
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap metal 2
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 27
screwing pooch 1
scroll case 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 4
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 9
scrumptious ice ant 13
scrumptious reagent 1
scrunchie tourniquet 1
Scuba Snack 1
sea avocado 1
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 23
sea cape 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 51
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