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Display Case for Akrim (#1724879)
This player is ranked #339 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,362 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Average Clan.

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Akrim (#1724879)
This player has 2,362 unique items and 31,907 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"honey" dipper 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
1-ball 100
2-ball 100
8-ball 100
9-ball 100
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 3
accord ion 4
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
actual reality goggles 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 4
alarm accordion 2
alien drugs 1
alien source code printout 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 3
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 3
Amnesiac Ale 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
Ancient Protector Soda 1
Ancient Saucehelm 8
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 92
Angelhair Culottes 3
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique accordion 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 2
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
Atomic Comic 3
atomic vector plotter 1
autocalliope 3
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 82
Ax of L'rose 1
bacon bath ball 1
badass belt 23
bag of bones 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of QWOP 1
bag of W&Ws 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
ball 3
ballast turtle 11
balloon monkey 1
ballpark hot daub 1
baloney rotgut 1
banana 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 5
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
baobab sap 1
baritone accordion 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 23
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barskin cloak 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 3
Barulio's bottle 2
batskin belt 16
battered old top-hat 1
Beach Buck 192
beautiful rainbow 1
beer goggles 1
beer-battered accordion 3
beer-scented teddy bear 46
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
bejeweled cufflinks 6
belemnite fossil 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 7
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 11
Big Candy's tophat 1
Big Punk 3
big red button 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 1
bite-me-red lipstick 2
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black catseye marble 1
black label 22
black paisley oyster egg 15
black plastic oyster egg 11
black polka-dot oyster egg 15
black striped oyster egg 4
black tear 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 13
blackberry galoshes 282
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blue paisley oyster egg 12
blue plastic oyster egg 103
blue polka-dot oyster egg 18
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 23
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blunt cat claw 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 11
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 3
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 2
borrowed time 10
Boss Bat britches 2
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 8
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 35
bottle of limeade 1
bottled day 2
bounty-hunting helmet 2
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
box of sunshine 21
box turtle 11
boxcar turtle 11
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brazen bracelet 1
BRICKO brick 1,837
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 59
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 12
bubblegum heart 11
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 1
bugbear detector 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
burrowgrub hive 5
BURT 686
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of starch 1
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 5
candied nuts 5
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy cigarette 7
candy crayons 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 11
candy stake 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
cardboard box turtle 1
carton of gaspers 1
catfish whiskers 1
caustic slime nodule 2
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 2
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 124
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
charged magnet 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap sunglasses 11
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy seal pendant 7
chintzy turtle brooch 12
choco-Crimbot 2
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate stolen accordion 2
chocolate turtle totem 2
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 11
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
Chroner 1,256
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 4
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
clockwork doohickey 3
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 4
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 1
coal contact lenses 1
coarse hemp socks 1
coconut bikini top 1
Coinspiracy 343
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold ninja mask 105
collection of tiny spooky objects 11
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 15
comfy coffin 1
commemorative war stein 1
computronic processing unit 1
consolation ribbon 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 5
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corncob pipe 1
corned-beef Reuben 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 100
costume rental shop 2
cotton candy cone 4
cotton candy plug 2
crêepy mask 11
cracker 9
crappy brain 1
crazy hobo notebook 8
cream stout 1
creepy nursery rhyme 2
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
crident 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 3
CRIMBCO scrip 170
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Credit 47
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 4
Crimboween memo 2
Crimbuck 395
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 2
crotchety pants 2
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
crude voodoo doll 1
crumbling rat skull 2
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cubic zirconia 1
cuddly teddy bear 2
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyborg doll 1
cylindrical mold 1
d10 1
d12 2
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
daisy 3
dance card 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
das boot 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead meat bun 710
deadly lampshade 1
death blossom 1
decent brain 1
dehydrated caviar 24
delectable fire ant 11
delicious shimmering moth 1
deluxe fax machine 1
demonskin jacket 1
dental pliers 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
designer handbag 2
desktop zen garden 1
devilish folio 6
diamond necklace 2
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
disassembled clover 112
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco mask 1,000
disembodied brain 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 6
displaced fish 1
distention pill 25
disturbing fanfic 1
divine cracker 2
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 1
drab sonata 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3
dream of a dog 1
droll monocle 5
drone self-destruct chip 5
drop of water-37 2
drum of pomade 1
drum of tommy ammo 2
Drunkula's cape 1
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 10
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dungeoneering kit 1
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal skull 3
dusty bottle of Marsala 11
dusty bottle of Merlot 11
dusty bottle of Muscat 11
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 11
dusty bottle of Port 11
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 11
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
easter egg balloon 37
Ecto-Cooler 1
eerily silent box 1
eggbeater 2
eggman noodles 2
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 6
eldritch dough 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 3
Ellsbury's journal 4
Ellsbury's skull 4
Elmley shades 2
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven hardtack 1
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 1
elven tambourine 1
empty agua de vida bottle 57
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
epic wad 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
essential tofu 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil teddy bear 10
evil-ass club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 1
expensive cigar 2
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
extra-see-thru nightie 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
extremely wet T-shirt 1
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 12
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 2
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 1
fancy ball mask 20
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy chocolate car 11
fancy dress ball 4
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat stacks of cash 17
FDKOL commendation 11
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fertilized ghuol egg 100
festive holiday hat 2
Feynman gate 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 1
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 1
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a sleek seal 4
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 5
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 69
figurine of an armored seal 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy lucre 149
filthy monkey head 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 2
fireball 1
fireclutch 2
fireman's helmet 1
fish stick 1
fistful of ashes 251
Fitspiration™ poster 14
flamin' bindle 1
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming sword 1
flange 15
flavored foot massage oil 6
flayed mind 1
floaty pebbles 5
floaty sand 44
floral print shirt 1
fluid of fudge-finding 1
flute of flat champagne 1
flyest of shirts 1
flypaper staff 1
foam dart 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 3
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
frayed rope belt 1
Freddy Kruegerand 21
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 1
freezin' bindle 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
friendly cheez blob 6
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 1
frost-rimed seal hide 3
frosty halo 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 6
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen turtle shell 3
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 14
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 264
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
FunFunds™ 128
funhouse mirror 1
furry green turtle 9
furry halo 1
fustulent seal grulch 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 6
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
Gaia beads 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 5
Game Grid ticket 745
Game Grid token 4
garish pinky ring 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 5
gazely stare 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost accordion 1
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
ghost protocol 1
ghost thread 1
ghost toga 1
ghostly body paint 1
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol egg 100
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant candy cane 2
giant designer sunglasses 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 9
giant gym membership card 3
giant marshmallow 1
giant penguin keychain 1
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 55
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 3
Gin Mint 1
gingerbread bugbear 345
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1,002
gingerbread robot 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
Ginsu™ 1
giraffe-necked turtle 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of gnat milk 10
glass of warm milk 6
glass of warm water 1
glass slipper 1
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 8
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomish toolbox 1
Go-Wassail 2
goblin water 1
gold crown 1
gold toothbrush 5
gold wedding ring 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
good brain 1
Goodfella contract 32
googly eye 1
goth kid t-shirt 2
GOTO 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 2
grape troll doll 1
grass blade 1
grass clippings 11
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 5
gray bow tie 1
great big capacitor 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
green beer 1
green BRICKO brick 1
green candy heart 4
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 121
green peawee marble 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
grimstone mask 1
grimy lab coat 2
grinning turtle 11
groovy prism necklace 1
grue egg 12
grungy flannel shirt 1
guancertina 3
guard turtle shell 1
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi fang 2
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
gummi turtle 4
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 3
Gummy Brains 1
gun cleaning kit 1
gyroscope 1
hair of the calf 2
half-rotten brain 1
hamburger 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 1
hand grenegg 2
hand of cards 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
handful of confetti 70
handful of crafty noodles 7
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of fire 4
handful of hand chalk 100
handful of honey 100
handful of juicy garbage 11
handful of Laughing Willow bark 6
handful of moss 80
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 7
handful of nuts and berries 100
handful of pine needles 103
handful of sand 110
handful of sawdust 20
handful of stubble 4
handful of tips 28
handful of walnuts 100
handmade hobby horse 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
hawk 1
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 2
heavy crown 1
heavy leather-bound tome 3
heavy metal sonata 1
hedgeturtle 3
Heimandatz's heart 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 111
hep waders 1
hermit factoid 1
hermit permit 1
herringcello 1
hi-octane carrot juice 1
hideous egg 11
high-energy mining laser 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
Highest Bitter 1
hipposkin poncho 1
hippy medical kit 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 3
hobo nickel 1,225
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 2
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
holiday cheese log 1
holiday log 2
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dipped locust 1
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
horizontal tango 1
hot daub 10
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 2
hot-ass club 1
How to Play Othello 12
huge bowl of candy 2
huge gold coin 1
huge pumpkin 1
hustler shades 17
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 4
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 46
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Willer 1
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 11
Iiti Kitty phone charm 51
immense cyborg hand 1
imp unity ring 1
incense bath ball 4
inert sludgepuppy 1
inflatable duck 2
ingot of seal-iron 1
ingot turtle 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 1
innuendo 1
Instant Karma 3
insulting hat 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 6
intricate clockwork egg 1
intriguing puzzle box 7
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron dagger 1
ironic jogging shorts 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 1
irradiated turtle 1
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 7
Jack-in-the-box 3
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 1
java cookie 2
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jerky coins 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jungle Juice 1
junk food 1
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 1
ketchup hound 1
kickback cookbook 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 1
kitty sheet music 1
kiwi beak 1
knight cookie 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
knobby helmet turtle 5
knuckle sandwich 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 7
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 5
labrador cookie 1
large tankard of ale 1
Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 1
lavender candy heart 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 31
lavender plastic oyster egg 50
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 10
lavender striped oyster egg 16
lawnmower blade 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaflet 1
leather bookmark 1
leather mask 69
Lederhosen of the Night 5
left half of a heart necklace 2
leftover canapés 1
lemonade marble 1
Lemonade-235 1
Leonard's glasses 2
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 145
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 2
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
library card 2
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 2
lime supersucker 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum staff 1
little black book 10
little red book 1
live lobster 1
live wire 1
loadstone 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobster qua Grill 9
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 211
long-stemmed rose 2
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 59
lost key 12
lotion of coldness 7
lotion of hotness 10
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 13
lotion of stench 7
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 7
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love song of naughty innuendo 13
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love song of sugary cuteness 12
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lucky rabbit's foot 11
Lucky Surprise Egg 12
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machetito 1
Mae West with a fly in it 8
mafia aria 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 8
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magnolia blossom 1
maid head 1
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Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 2
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 6
mauve paisley oyster egg 11
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mauve polka-dot oyster egg 16
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 10
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat from yesterday 1
Meat maid 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meaty helmet turtle 4
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
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Mer-kin hallpass 1
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Mer-kin killscroll 1
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metal band T-shirt 1
metal mandible 1
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metrognome 1
Microplushie: Bropane 20
Microplushie: Dorkonide 12
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 16
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 8
Microplushie: Gothochondria 17
Microplushie: Hippylase 42
Microplushie: Hipsterine 7
Microplushie: Hobomosome 10
Microplushie: Otakulone 35
Microplushie: Raverdrine 18
Microplushie: Sororitrate 25
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mid-level medieval mead 1
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Miniborg strangler 1
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Mint Yulep 1
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Misty Cloak 1
Misty Robe 1
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Moonds 1
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Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's secret recipe 2
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Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 12
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
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natto pocky 1
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Necrotelicomnicon 2
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New Age hurting crystal 1
Newman's Own Trousers 5
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 3
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ninja crampons 1
ninja rope 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
NPZR chemistry set 2
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nuclear stockpile 1
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O'RLY manual 4
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oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 4
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
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Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
oozenog 1
opera mask 15
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orcish stud-finder 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
ornamental sextant 2
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
P.B.L.T. 1
pacification grenade 2
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pack of pogs 124
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packet of tofurkey gravy 1
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palm-frond cloak 1
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paperclip 200
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PB&BP 1
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pearidot 3
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Pener's drumstick 1
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penguin thesaurus 3
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peppermint sprout 1
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personal massager 1
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pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 2
petit fortran 3
petrified wood 11
pewter claymore 1
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
phish stick 3
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
pickpocket protector 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
picture of you 1
Piddles 11
piece of wedding cake 1
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pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
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pile of useless robot parts 14
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Pink Heart of Spirit 1
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pink pony 20
pink slime 4
pink-belly slapper 6
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 1
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pirate cream pie 1
pirate pamphlet 5
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pirate tract 2
pixel banana 1
pixel beer 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel coin 1
pixel cross 1
pixel daiquiri 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 1
pixel lemon 1
pixel morning star 2
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
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pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 3
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 1
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plastic nightmare troll 1
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plush dogcat 1
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plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket maze 1
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 4
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 6
pog #03 (warwelf) 17
pog #04 (skleleton) 10
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 10
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 9
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 12
pog #08 (hellion) 14
pog #09 (pirate) 12
pog #10 (hobo) 13
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 9
pointy red hat 7
poison pen 2
poisonous caviar 6
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Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 2
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 2
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 2
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 2
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polka-dot bow tie 1
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polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
pool torpedo 1
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pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
powdered candy sushi set 13
power sock 1
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pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
press-on ribs 6
pretty bouquet 1
pretty pink bow 1
prismatic wad 7
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
Professor What T-Shirt 2
programmable turtle 1
propeller beanie 1
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 11
psycho sweater 1
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puce plastic oyster egg 106
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pumpkin pie 1
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Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple prose pen 1
putty coat 1
pygmy concertinette 2
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy phone number 1
quadroculars 1
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 4
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quirky accordion 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 2
Rad Lib 40
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radioactive chew toy 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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rainbow tie 1
Ram's Face Lager 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 2
ratskin pajama pants 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
ravenous eye 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 11
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
record of infuriating silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 1
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
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Red Dwarf 1
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red masque 7
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Red Pill 1
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red polka-dot oyster egg 24
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red striped oyster egg 36
red tulip 1
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red-headed corpse 1
reflection of a map 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
respected companion biscuit 5
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 3
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
ring of adornment 1
ring of increase damage 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 2
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 13
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 14
Rock and Roll Legend 1
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 1
rocky road ice cream 1
roll in the hay 1
roller skate doll 4
rose 111
rotten tomato 2
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round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 3
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rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 6
ruby on canes 2
rusty bonesaw 2
rusty hedge trimmers 1
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rusty metal ring 1
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S.A.V.E. flyer 1
S.T.L.T. 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 1
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Saison du Lune 1
samurai turtle 9
samurai turtle helmet 5
sand dollar 1
sandwich of the gods 1
Sangria de Menthe 1
sawblade shield 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 4
scented massage oil 10
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 3
scintillating powder 2
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scrap of shadow 3
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 15
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 425
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 11
screwdiver 2
scroll of pasta summoning 12
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
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sea salt scrubs 1
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sealhide moccasins 1
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secret from the future 3
secret mummy herbs and spices 1
sensitive poetry journal 5
Sensual Massage for Creeps 3
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
severed flipper 1
sewer turtle 9
shadowy cat claw 1
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shaking skull 7
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shiny butcherknife 24
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Shivering Chèvre 1
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short deposition 27
short writ of habeas corpus 1
shot of flower schnapps 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 5
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shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
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shot of peach schnapps 8
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shot of rotgut 6
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Silver Bullet beer 1
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Sinful Desires 1
single atom 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
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sinister-looking cat 5
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 11
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sizzling seal fat 4
skate blade 1
skate board 1
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skeletortoise 11
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Skipper's accordion 1
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skull of the Bonerdagon 17
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Skullhead's Screw 1
Skully's hot chocolate 2
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sleeping wereturtle 6
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slice of pizza 1
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
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slug of shochu 1
smart skull 1
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Sogg-Os 2
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
sorority brain 1
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soul monocle 1
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soy cordial 1
space jam 3
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Spam Witch sammich 1
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Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 3
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spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
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spirit sheet 1
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Spooky Surprise Egg 10
spoonful of Linguine-Os 4
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Squat-Thrust Magazine 2
squeaky toy rose 1
squirming egg sac 40
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 2
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel shillelagh 1
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Stephen's lab coat 3
stick 3
stick-on eyebrow piercing 6