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Display Case for glaucos (#1762807)

This player is ranked #476 for Most Total Items with a total of 354,412 items.
This player is ranked #164 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,895 items.

This player is a member of the clan KOL Addicts.

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glaucos (#1762807)

This player has 3,895 unique items and 354,412 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	873
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
	1-ball	79
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	26
	2-ball	82
	25-meat staff	5
	3-ball	67
	30669 scroll	43
	33398 scroll	37
	334 scroll	50
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	126
	4-ball	67
	4-d camera	7
	4-dimensional guitar	10
	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
	5-ball	74
	6-ball	72
	64067 scroll	3
	7-ball	63
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	18
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	297
	9-ball	9
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
	a butt tuba	26
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	7
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	47
	a suspicious address	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
	abominable blubber	22
	abominable snowcone	16
	accidental cider	3
	accord ion	2
	acid-squirting flower	34
	acoustic guitarrr	28
	actual reality goggles	36
	adder	12
	adder bladder	38
	adhesive tape dolly	10
	adorable seal larva	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	agua de vida	47
	airblaster gun	61
	Alice's Army Alchemist	19
	Alice's Army Bowman	5
	Alice's Army Cleric	4
	Alice's Army Coward	7
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	4
	Alice's Army Guard	12
	Alice's Army Halberder	14
	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
	Alice's Army Horseman	5
	Alice's Army Lanceman	6
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	21
	Alice's Army Ninja	11
	Alice's Army Nurse	10
	Alice's Army Page	10
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	17
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	13
	Alice's Army Swordsman	13
	Alice's Army Wallman	10
	alien protein powder	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	84
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	4
	ammonite fossil	694
	amok pudding	10
	amok putter	2
	amulet of extreme plot significance	84
	Amulet of Yendor	4
	ancient calendar	4
	ancient calendar fragment	16
	ancient cursed foot locker	5
	ancient frozen dinner	4
	ancient ice cream scoop	9
	ancient Magi-Wipes	67
	ancient poisoned dart	85
	ancient protein powder	155
	Ancient Saucehelm	2
	ancient spice	13
	ancient turtle shell	3
	ancient turtle shell helmet	5
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	45
	ancient vinyl coin purse	21
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	Angry Farmer candy	357
	angry inch	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary gift box	4
	annoying pitchfork	3
	ant agonist	20
	ant hoe	4
	ant pick	2
	ant rake	3
	ant sickle	2
	anti-anti-antidote	135
	anticheese	27
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	56
	antique hand mirror	10
	antique helmet	5
	antique machete	2
	antique packet of ketchup	23
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	43
	antique shield	6
	antique spear	15
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	armgun	81
	arrowgram	5
	arrrgyle socks	41
	Arrrmetia trading card	6
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal limoncello	11
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	38
	asbestos crossbow	10
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	37
	asbestos staff	3
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	4
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	ASCII shirt	10
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	92
	asparagus lo mein	8
	asshat	5
	astral mushroom	31
	astronaut pants	74
	Atomic Comic	26
	atomic vector plotter	23
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	10
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	2
	automatic catapult	2
	awful poetry journal	499
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	2
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5
	bätzle	6
	baby killer bee	19
	backwoods screwdriver	39
	baconstone	5
	baconstone bracelet	2
	baconstone earring	3
	baconstone pendant	3
	baconstone ring	5
	badass belt	14
	badge of authority	5
	bag of airline peanuts	2
	bag of bones	32
	bag of Cheat-Os	74
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	22
	bag of pygmy blood	9
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of W&Ws	18
	baggie of powdered sugar	703
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	13
	ball	33
	ball-in-a-cup	3
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	4
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	6
	ballroom blintz	205
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	2
	banana	4
	banana cream pie	23
	banana daiquiri	4
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	bananagate	308
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	133
	barbed-wire fence	5
	bargain flash powder	9
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
	barrrnacle	33
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	3
	barskin hat	2
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	6
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	17
	Barulio's bottle	2
	baseball	597
	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
	basic meat crossbow	11
	basic meat helmet	8
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	5
	basic meat staff	5
	basic meat sword	17
	bat guano	250
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	4
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	670
	bat wing kabob	8
	bat wing stir-fry	3
	bat-ass leather jacket	3
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	29
	batblade	56
	batgut	832
	bath ball gift set	5
	batskin belt	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	180
	battered hubcap	3
	Battlie Light Saver	31
	bazookafish bubble gum	6
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	18
	beach glass necklace	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	3
	beaten-up Chucks	8
	beaver spear	1
	bed of coals	3
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	3
	beer bomb	969
	beer bong	157
	beer cartilage	2
	beer goggles	2
	beer helmet	138
	beer lens	14
	beer-a-pult	2
	beer-scented teddy bear	16
	beer-soaked mop	4
	beertini	8
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	beholed bedsheet	5
	beige clambroth marble	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	24
	bejeweled pledge pin	294
	belemnite fossil	924
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	Belt of Howling Anger	2
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
	bent scrap metal	8
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
	bezoar ring	3
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	46
	BGE merchandise order form	296
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	4
	BGE tiny plastic toy	102
	bi-lateral logic compressor	124
	big bad voodoo mask	13
	big bass drum	18
	big boom	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	78
	big rock	7
	big stirring stick	1
	bilge wine	74
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	3
	bindlestocking	1,246
	bird rib	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	36
	bit-o-cactus	65
	bite-me-red lipstick	4,013
	BitterSweetTarts	2
	BittyCar HotCar	2
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	3
	black & tan	1
	black belt	5
	black blade	4
	Black Body™ spray	31
	black candy heart	2
	black catseye marble	1
	black cowboy hat	2
	black eyedrops	15
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	6
	black forest ham	8
	black greaves	43
	black helmet	35
	black kettle drum	26
	Black No. 2	53
	black paisley oyster egg	25
	black pension check	59
	black pepper	19
	black picnic basket	27
	black pixel	482
	black plastic oyster egg	14
	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
	black pudding	54
	black sheepskin diploma	2
	black shield	34
	black snake skin	33
	black snowcone	2
	black spot	7
	black striped oyster egg	15
	black sword	39
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	73
	blackberry combat boots	6
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	blended frozen swill	11
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	71
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	122
	blob of acid	2
	blob of Alphredo™	2
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	321
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	58
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	29
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	17
	bloody clown pants	65
	bloody mary	15
	blowdart	4
	blue class ring	205
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	13
	blue grass	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	15
	blue pixel	569
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	2
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	10
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	15
	blue potion	8
	blue raspberry troll doll	4
	blue snowcone	3
	blue striped oyster egg	7
	blue suede shoes	2
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	2
	boiling seal blood	11
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	10
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone chips	5,118
	bone collar	2
	bone crusher	3
	bone flute	55
	bone meal	4
	bone rattle	4
	bone spurs	2
	Bone's Farm "wine"	52
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	5
	Bonestabber	2
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	24
	BOOterfinger	12
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	31
	booze-soaked cherry	16
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	33
	borg sock monkey	140
	boring spaghetti	225
	Boris's key lime	10
	Boris's key lime pie	3
	Boris's ring	15
	borrowed time	10
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	6
	Boss Drops	85
	bottle of alcohol	63
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	191
	bottle of bubbles	134
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	163
	bottle of cooking sherry	6
	bottle of Definit	114
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	32
	bottle of Evermore	3
	bottle of fire	59
	bottle of gin	60
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	72
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	172
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	131
	bottle of Mystic Shell	11
	bottle of Ooze-O	2
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	4
	bottle of Pete's Sake	107
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	2
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	11
	bottle of rum	151
	bottle of sewage schnapps	18
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	22
	bottle of tequila	49
	bottle of ultravitamins	3
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
	bottle of vodka	128
	bottle of whiskey	33
	bottle of wine	19
	bottle opener belt buckle	118
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	boulder	7
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	374
	bowl of lucky charms	6
	bowl of rye sprouts	110
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	219
	box of Dweebs	23
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	3
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	131
	box of sunshine	4
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxed champagne	30
	boxed wine	60
	boxing glove	3
	boxing glove on a spring	2
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	9
	brains casserole	10
	BRAINS shorts	123
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
	brainy skull	4
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	2
	brass gear	1,974
	brass stinger	1
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	9
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	23
	brick	44
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO brick	6,072
	BRICKO eye brick	87
	BRICKO pearl	15
	briefcase	135
	brigand brittle	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	142
	briny vinegar	2
	broken BRICKO brick	4
	broken skull	805
	broken sword	6
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	16
	bronzed locust	35
	brown crock marble	17
	brown felt tophat	948
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	6
	brown sugar cane	14
	bubble bauble bow	2
	bubble-wrap simulator	54
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	7
	bubblewrap sword	9
	bubblin' crude	163
	bubbly potion	27
	bucket of honey	17
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	4
	buckyball	292
	buffalo blade	5
	bugbear beanie	89
	bugbear bungguard	88
	bugbear purification pill	2
	bugged balaclava	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	44
	bull blubber	2
	bullet-proof corduroys	5
	bum cheek	181
	bumblebee marble	6
	bunch of square grapes	46
	bungle in the jungle	6
	bunny liver	59
	buoybottoms	18
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	16
	BURT	122
	bus pass	9
	butterfly knife	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	42
	C.H.U.M. knife	6
	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	cactus fruit	15
	calavera concertina	4
	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	2
	can of Binarrrca	12
	can of CRIMBCOLA	276
	can of depilatory cream	2
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	6
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	18
	can of maces	13
	can of Rain-Doh	1
	can of Red Minotaur	22
	can of spinach	15
	can of starch	1
	can of Swiller	11
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	136
	candied bolts	17
	candied kobold	11
	candied nuts	18
	candied yams	421
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	443
	candy kneecapping stick	927
	candy knuckles	982
	candy stake	139
	cane-mail pants	2
	cane-mail shirt	2
	cannonball charrrm	35
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	240
	canteen of wine	40
	capacitor relay	781
	carbon nanotube frame	634
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	44
	cardboard box turtle	4
	cardboard katana	2
	cardboard ore	7
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard wakizashi	19
	carob brownies	6
	carob chunk cookies	24
	carob chunk noodles	13
	carob chunks	23
	carrot cake	1
	carton of rotten eggs	11
	cartoon heart	18
	casino pass	20
	cast	136
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	60
	catgut	118
	catgut taco	6
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	2
	cement sandals	213
	centipede eggs	25
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	18
	chainsaw chain	118
	Chakra Libre	2
	chaos butterfly	75
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	5
	charrrm bracelet	3
	cheap cigar butt	131
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1
	cheap elven gloves	23
	cheap plastic blowgun	2
	cheap plastic bottle opener	161
	cheap studded belt	2
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	cheezburger	6
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
	chef's hat	164
	chef-in-the-box	14
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	5
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	chewing gum on a string	107
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
	chintzy noodle ring	2
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	36
	chisel	2
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	166
	choco-Crimbot	2
	chocolate cigar	5
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
	chopsticks	8
	Chori Zo trading card	4
	chorizo brownies	4
	chorizo taco	34
	chrome crossbow	7
	chrome crossbow string	3
	chrome helmet turtle	4
	chrome ore	5
	chrome staff	9
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	6
	Chroner	3
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	2
	chunk of rock salt	15
	cigarette lighter	11
	Cinco Mayo Lager	5
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	36
	classy monkey	58
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	30
	Claybender glasses	9
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	3
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	7
	clockwork claws	9
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	2
	clockwork doohickey	2
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	12
	clockwork maid	2
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	2
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	6
	clockwork spine	6
	clockwork sword	3
	clockwork thingamajig	3
	clockwork trench coat	2
	clockwork widget	4
	cloudy potion	11
	clown shoes	37
	clown skin	103
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	2
	clownskin belt	3
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	2
	club necklace	8
	club of the five seasons	5
	club sandwich	21
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
	coal dust	6
	coal shovel	5
	cob of corn	122
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	180
	cocktail onion	90
	cocoa egg	29
	cocoa eggshell fragment	473
	coconut bikini top	2
	coconut shell	730
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
	coffin lid	27
	cog	242
	Colander of Em-er'il	2
	cold and sour sauce	1
	Cold Hots candy	4
	cold ninja mask	12
	cold nuggets	6
	cold powder	2
	cold seal sweat	28
	cold water bottle	3
	collapsible baton	4
	collection of tiny spooky objects	9
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	45
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful toad	3
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	1
	communications windchimes	38
	compressed air canister	1
	compression stocking	12
	computronic processing unit	62
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	10
	confusing LED clock	113
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	3
	cookie cookie	5
	cool cat claw	3
	cool mushroom	6
	cool mushroom casserole	3
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	48
	copper ha'penny charrrm	40
	corn holder	3
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	63
	cornuthaum	61
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
	Corpse Island iced tea	62
	corpse on the beach	90
	corpsebite	2
	corpsedriver	83
	corpsetini	70
	correction fluid	72
	corrupted data	2,102
	costume sword	7
	cotton candy cone	19
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	15
	cracker	2
	cranberries	169
	cranberry cordial	3
	cranberry schnapps	5
	crappy brain	582
	crappy waiter disguise	7
	crayon shavings	5
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	28
	Crazymaker	2
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	13
	cream pie	8
	cream stout	48
	creamsicle	46
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	10
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	11
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	23
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	15
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	23
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	16
	CRIMBCO lanyard	19
	CRIMBCO mug	10
	CRIMBCO scrip	75
	CRIMBCO wine	20
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	276
	CRIMBCOLOAF	443
	Crimbo candied pecan	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	46
	Crimbo Credit	4
	Crimbo peppermint bark	24
	Crimbo pie	10
	Crimbo wreath	5
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	30
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	689
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	23
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	54
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	14
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	62
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	56
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	24
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	16
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	22
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	17
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	51
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	58
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	362
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	26
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	40
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	451
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	67
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	11
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,048
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	7
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	66
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	167
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	706
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	84
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	602
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	27
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
	Crimboween memo	122
	crossbow string	2
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbarrr	12
	Crown of the Goblin King	45
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude voodoo doll	1
	cruelty-free wine	11
	crumbling rat skull	9
	crusty hula hoop	2
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystalline seal eye	1
	crystallized memory	3
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA obedience grenade	3
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
	cube of billiard chalk	8
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	3
	cup of primitive beer	10
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	19
	cursed black pearl onion	2
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
	cursed bottle of rum	3
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	cursed scrunchie	114
	cursed sea biscuit	9
	cursed voodoo skull	3
	custard pie	1
	cyber-mattock	2
	cyborg doll	162
	cyborg stompin' boot	3
	cylindrical mold	39
	D roll	2
	d10	1,249
	d12	112
	d20	107
	d4	35
	d6	45
	d8	11
	Daffy Taffy	44
	daisy	3
	dance card	110
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
	dark potion	32
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
	das boot	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	23
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	60
	death blossom	3
	decanter of fine Scotch	3
	decaying goldfish liver	49
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decent brain	520
	deck of tropical cards	10
	decorative fountain	23
	deep six-shooter	2
	defective skull	6
	dehydrated caviar	443
	delicious comfit?	4
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	deluxe fax machine	4
	demon buckler	7
	demon skin	139
	demon-horned hat	4
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	7
	denim axe	12
	dense meat stack	8
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	51
	deodorant	55
	depantsing bomb	155
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	469
	designer handbag	18
	detective skull	3
	devilish folio	30
	dew yoana salacious lei	2
	diamond necklace	12
	diamond-studded cane	70
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
	digital key lime	8
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	321
	dingy planks	7
	dire fudgesicle	6
	dirty hobo gloves	263
	disassembled clover	46
	disbelief suspenders	7
	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
	disco ball	97
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
	disco horoscope (Aries)	5
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	10
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	4
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	6
	disco horoscope (Leo)	7
	disco horoscope (Libra)	8
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	4
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	3
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	4
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	6
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	86
	discocktail	455
	disease	152
	disembodied brain	19
	disembodied smile	1
	disintegrating quill pen	72
	disintegrating sheet music	32
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	22
	disposable instant camera	1
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	3
	distressed denim pants	193
	Divine	10
	divine blowout	11
	divine can of silly string	17
	divine champagne flute	21
	divine noisemaker	9
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	dog ointment	2
	doll house	76
	dollar sign	2
	dollar-sign bag	14
	dollhive	44
	dollop of barbecue sauce	3
	Dolphin King's crown	2
	donkey flipbook	4
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dope wheels	4
	double-barreled sling	18
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	2
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
	drab sonata	55
	Drac & Tan	9
	draggin' ball hat	53
	dragon snaps	10
	dreadlock whip	98
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
	dress pants	4
	dried face	42
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	6
	drone self-destruct chip	3
	droopy doll eye	4
	drop of water-37	14
	Drowsy Sword	48
	drum machine	18
	drum of tommy ammo	2
	dry noodles	1,763
	drywall axe	43
	duck-on-a-string	35
	duct tape	89
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	1
	dull fish scale	12
	Dump Truck	3
	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
	dungeoneering kit	12
	Duskwalker fangs	5
	Duskwalker syringe	13
	dusty animal cranium	6
	dusty animal jawbone	3
	dusty animal pelvis	7
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	114
	dusty bottle of Merlot	158
	dusty bottle of Muscat	113
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	112
	dusty bottle of Port	141
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	68
	dusty Crimbo crate	123
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	16
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	7
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	18
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	20
	dusty first caudal vertebra	7
	dusty first cervical vertebra	4
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	7
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	14
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	14
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	6
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty left clavicle	6
	dusty left eighth rib	11
	dusty left eleventh rib	4
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	6
	dusty left first rear claw	2
	dusty left first rib	8
	dusty left fourth front claw	4
	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
	dusty left fourth rib	3
	dusty left humerus	16
	dusty left kneecap	20
	dusty left ninth rib	12
	dusty left radius	4
	dusty left scapula	7
	dusty left second front claw	8
	dusty left second rear claw	7
	dusty left second rib	5
	dusty left seventh rib	8
	dusty left sixth rib	5
	dusty left tenth rib	2
	dusty left third front claw	5
	dusty left third rear claw	3
	dusty left third rib	2
	dusty left thumb	14
	dusty left tibia	5
	dusty left twelfth rib	12
	dusty left ulna	8
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	3
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty right clavicle	14
	dusty right eighth rib	2
	dusty right eleventh rib	3
	dusty right femur	15
	dusty right fibula	4
	dusty right fifth rib	13
	dusty right first front claw	3
	dusty right first rear claw	6
	dusty right first rib	3
	dusty right fourth front claw	15
	dusty right fourth rear claw	11
	dusty right fourth rib	3
	dusty right humerus	5
	dusty right kneecap	5
	dusty right ninth rib	6
	dusty right radius	12
	dusty right second front claw	16
	dusty right second rear claw	7
	dusty right second rib	5
	dusty right seventh rib	5
	dusty right sixth rib	5
	dusty right tenth rib	7
	dusty right third front claw	4
	dusty right third rear claw	3
	dusty right third rib	4
	dusty right thumb	7
	dusty right tibia	16
	dusty right twelfth rib	4
	dusty right ulna	9
	dusty sacral vertebrae	7
	dusty second caudal vertebra	9
	dusty second cervical vertebra	13
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	6
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	7
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	13
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	10
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	17
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	6
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	10
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	7
	dusty third caudal vertebra	4
	dusty third cervical vertebra	6
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	9
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	4
	dwarf bread	124
	dwarvish magazine	24
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	136
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	545
	eagle feather	8
	eagle's milk	14
	Earring of Fire	2
	easter egg balloon	7
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	33
	eel skin	4
	eelskin hat	4
	eelskin pants	3
	eelskin shield	3
	Effermint™ tablets	7
	effervescent potion	23
	eggbeater	3
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	276
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	electric crutch	5
	electric snakebite	11
	electrical thingamabob	4,673
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elephant stinger	1
	eleven-foot pole	3
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
	Elfin shortbread	13
	Elmley shades	33
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	32
	elven cellocello	1,698
	elven hardtack	49
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	40
	elven moonshine	89
	elven socks	21
	elven squeeze	53
	elven suicide capsule	1,119
	elven whittling knife	2
	empty agua de vida bottle	171
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	89
	empty meat tank	10
	enchanted barbell	45
	enchanted bean	7
	enchanted bean burrito	9
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	enchanted fire extinguisher	2
	enchanted handwarmer	6
	enchanted muesli	1
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	4
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	120
	ennui-flavored potato chips	495
	enormous belt buckle	60
	enormous hoop earring	16
	Ent cider	43
	equal sign	16
	escargotsicle	1
	eternal car battery	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	138
	evil googly eye	39
	evil teddy bear	36
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	4
	exotic jungle fruit	87
	expensive cigar	4
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	17
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	6
	extra-see-thru nightie	32
	extra-spicy bloody mary	13
	extra-strength red potion	11
	extra-strength strongness elixir	31
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	15
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	36
	eXtreme nose ring	5
	eXtreme scarf	43
	extremely skinny jeans	21
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	3
	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
	eye-pod	3
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	85
	f3d0r4	54
	facehugging alien	3
	facsimile dictionary	33
	fairy gravy boat	6
	fake blood	8
	fake fake vomit	1
	fake hand	3
	fake plastic grass	17
	false eyelashes	4
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	9
	fancy blue potion	6
	fancy chocolate	3
	fancy chocolate car	34
	fancy dress ball	2,426
	fancy opera glasses	26
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	6
	fat bottom quark	7
	fat loot token	13
	fat stacks of cash	1
	FDKOL commendation	1,211
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	52
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	206
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	23
	ferret bait	3
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	308
	festive warbear bank	1
	Feynman gate	88
	fez of etymology	3
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	6
	fiery wing	184
	figurine of a charred seal	10
	figurine of a cold seal	27
	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
	figurine of a sleek seal	15
	figurine of a slippery seal	15
	figurine of a stinking seal	5
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	6
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	81
	filigreed hamethyst earring	7
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	2
	filigreed hamethyst ring	3
	filthy corduroys	8
	filthy hippy poncho	3
	filthy knitted dread sack	47
	filthy pestle	20
	filthy poultice	101
	fine wine	9
	finger cymbals	12
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	8
	fire of unknown origin	6
	fire poi	1
	fireball	17
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	2
	fish bazooka	4
	fish juice box	157
	fish-liver oil	73
	fishy fish	8
	fishy fish casserole	2
	fishy wand	4
	fitness wristband	3
	fizzy potion	32
	flamin' bindle	1
	flaming cardboard sword	3
	flaming crutch	28
	flaming feather	25
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	2
	Flaming Sazerorc	10
	flaming sword	11
	flaming talons	79
	flamingo mallet	20
	flange	42
	flaregun	92
	flask of baconstone juice	4
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of mining oil	10
	flask of tainted mining oil	1,215
	flavored foot massage oil	2
	flavorless gruel	3
	fleetwood chain	10
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4
	flimsy clipboard	565
	flirtatious feather	2
	floaty inverse geode	2
	floaty sand	305
	floral print shirt	11
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	3
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	4
	flute of flat champagne	235
	flyest of shirts	1
	flypaper staff	3
	flytrap pellet	2
	foam dart	1
	foam noodle	20
	foetid seal tear	161
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	2
	foolscap fool's cap	39
	foon	3
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	2
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	2
	football helmet	2
	forbidden sausage	5
	foreign box	1
	forest tears	7
	fortune cookie	12
	fossilized baboon skull	6
	fossilized bat skull	9
	fossilized demon skull	9
	fossilized limb	244
	fossilized serpent skull	15
	fossilized spider skull	12
	fossilized spike	78
	fossilized spine	24
	fossilized torso	1,007
	fossilized wing	291
	fossilized wyrm skull	54
	Frat Army FGF	242
	frayed rope belt	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	2
	freshwater pearl necklace	7
	fricasseed brains	2
	Friendliness Beverage	2
	friendly cheez blob	2
	frightful feather	16
	frigid air mattress	2
	frigid fudgepuck	128
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	22
	frigid ninja stars	60
	frilly shirt	5
	frilly skirt	59
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frosty halo	2
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	3
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	50
	frozen Mob Penguin	17
	frozen mushroom	11
	frozen nunchaku	18
	frozen seal spine	3
	fruit basket	2
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	566
	fruity girl swill	27
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
	fudge lily	345
	fudge pocket square	6
	fudge spork	3
	fudgecule	8,765
	fudgesicle	7
	fumble formula	1
	funhouse mirror	200
	funky brass fez	4
	funky dried mushroom	100
	funny bone	7
	furniture dolly	143
	furry fur	33
	furry green turtle	1
	furry kilt	3
	furry pants	2
	furry skirt	2
	fuzzbump	8
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	5
	fuzzy earmuffs	4
	fuzzy montera	3
	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
	Gaia beads	1
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	Game Grid ticket	810
	Game Grid token	37
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	36
	gamma nog	4
	ganger bandana	1
	garish pinky ring	23
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	84
	gator skin	73
	gatorskin umbrella	3
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	416
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	2
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	Gearhead Goo	2
	Genalen™ Bottle	8
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic restorative potion	12
	ghost cucumber	528
	ghost key	2
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	21
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	8
	ghostly body paint	1,146
	ghuol ears	226
	ghuol egg	199
	ghuol egg quiche	24
	ghuol guolash	114
	ghuol-ear kabob	21
	giant artisanal rice peeler	17
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant cactus quill	10
	giant candy cane	38
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	9
	giant designer sunglasses	20
	giant discarded bottlecap	18
	giant discarded plastic fork	15
	giant discarded torn-up glove	20
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	108
	giant giant moth dust	2
	giant gym membership card	17
	giant heirloom grape tomato	30
	giant jar of protein powder	49
	giant marshmallow	3
	giant motorcycle boots	4
	giant moxie weed	44
	giant penguin keychain	22
	giant pinky ring	8
	giant turkey leg	16
	gift-a-pult	4
	gilded ancient cursed chest	3
	gilded ancient cursed key	4
	gill rings	1
	gimlet	7
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	gingerbread bugbear	1,155
	gingerbread horror	1,177
	gingerbread house	10
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	512
	gingerbread robot	5
	gingham blouse	2
	glacial clock	1
	glark cable	7
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
	glass gnoll eye	4
	glass of baboon milk	3
	glass of goat's milk	73
	glass of herbal tequila	30
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	13
	glistening staff	6
	glittery mascara	12
	glob of green slime	4
	glob of spoiled mayo	4
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	3
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	11
	glowing red eye	20
	glowing syringe	4
	gnatloaf	17
	gnatloaf casserole	2
	gnatwing	97
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	3
	gnauga hide buckler	4
	gnauga hide chaps	2
	gnauga hide kilt	6
	gnauga hide skirt	3
	gnauga hide vest	2
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	23
	gnoll lips	56
	gnoll teeth	47
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish pie server	48
	Gnollish pie tin	38
	Gnollish plunger	50
	Gnollish slotted spoon	43
	Gnollish toolbox	154
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	255
	goat	2
	goat beard	34
	goat cheese	15
	goat cheese pizza	66
	goat cheese taco	16
	goatskin umbrella	5
	gob of wet hair	174
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	gold crown	9
	gold lamé pants	9
	gold star	18
	gold tooth	5
	gold toothbrush	1
	gold wedding ring	4
	Golden Mean	3
	good brain	1,226
	Goodfella contract	19
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	83
	googly-heart hat	1
	Gordon Bennett	16
	goth kid t-shirt	6
	GOTO	7
	goulauncher	2
	gr8ps	74
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	10
	grapes	182
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	18
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
	grave robbing shovel	6
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	165
	grease gun	2
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
	green balloon	2
	green beer	5
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	3
	green clay bead	113
	Green Clover of Justice	12
	green drunki-bear	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	930
	Green Manalishi	64
	green peawee marble	61
	green pixel	543
	green pixel potion	3
	green pixie spog	2
	green smoke bomb	22
	green snowcone	5
	Green Velvet	3
	green-frosted astral cupcake	8
	gremlin juice	12
	gremlin mutagen	5
	grey cube	1
	grim fairy tale	21
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	69
	groose grease	40
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	54
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	2
	grue egg omelette	7
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	34
	grungy bandana	16
	grungy flannel shirt	8
	guancertina	1
	guard turtle shell	8
	guitar pick	37
	gummi bowtie	2
	gummi canary	6
	gummi salamander	6
	gummi snake	6
	Gummi-DNA	137
	gumshoes	2
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunky chicken	11
	guy made of bee pollen	6
	gyroscope	985
	haggis socks	60
	haggis-infused soap	118
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	73
	hair of the calf	1
	hair spray	308
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	1
	half-baked potion	76
	half-empty carton of milk	3
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-melted spoon	4
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	27
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	20
	halfberd	2
	hamburger	20
	hamethyst	15
	hamethyst earring	4
	hamethyst necklace	2
	hamethyst ring	3
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	48
	handful of crafty noodles	3
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of hand chalk	804
	handful of honey	61
	handful of juicy garbage	25
	handful of moss	39
	handful of numbers	33
	handful of nuts and berries	160
	handful of pine needles	336
	handful of sand	291
	handful of sawdust	89
	handful of tips	2
	handful of walnuts	15
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	26
	happiness	11
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardware upgrade	5
	harem girl t-shirt	10
	haunted battery	12
	haunted paddle-ball	2
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	646
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	6
	heart necklace	17
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	4
	heavy D	179
	heavy hot sauce	2
	heavy metal sonata	2
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
	heavy necklace chain	6
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	2
	Hell ramen	4
	hellion cube	137
	hellseal claw	51
	hellseal whisker	24
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	114
	hemp string	34
	henna face paint	17
	henna tattoo	5
	herb brownies	28
	herbal stuffing	153
	herbs	14
	hermit permit	102
	herringcello	2,738
	hideous egg	85
	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
	high-energy mining laser	194
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	5
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	171
	hill of beans	2,472
	hippo skin buckler	2
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	35
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	2
	Hippy Army MPE	107
	hippy bongo	15
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	15
	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo nickel	367
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	holiday log	38
	holistic headache remedy	1
	Hollandaise helmet	44
	home robotics kit	60
	homeopathic healing powder	2
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	41
	honeycap	1
	hopping socks	2
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	60
	hot and sour sauce	2
	hot ashes	14
	hot coal	2
	hot cross bow	2
	hot date	50
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	24
	hot katana blade	131
	hot nuggets	2
	hot pink lipstick	13
	hot plate	36
	hot wad	27
	hot wing	503
	hovering sombrero	3
	huge bowl of candy	4
	huge gold coin	26
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge pumpkin	26
	huge spoon	37
	Humanitini	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	310
	hypodermic needle	14
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	2
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	74
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	197
	ice-cold six-pack	14
	ice-cold Willer	331
	icicle katana	3
	icy katana hilt	14
	icy-hot katana	4
	igloo pie	2
	iGoogly	462
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	68
	Illuminati earpiece	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	251
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	7
	immense cyborg hand	14
	imp air	69
	Imp Ale	766
	imp unity ring	36
	impure gasoline	3
	incredible pizza	2
	incredibly creepy marionette	311
	infernal fife	34
	infernal insoles	40
	inflatable duck	20
	inkwell	47
	inky squid sauce	1
	Inndya trading card	9
	insanely spicy bean burrito	63
	Instant Karma	11
	interesting-looking twig	3
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	7
	intriguing puzzle box	17
	invisible bag	8
	ion grid	1,529
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	288
	irate sombrero	23
	iron dagger	2
	iron helmet	1
	irradiated candy cane	144
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	3
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	45
	jack flapper	5
	Jack-in-the-box	37
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jacob's rung	2
	jagged scrap metal	18
	jamfish jam	3
	janglin' bones	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	6
	Jarlsberg's earring	12
	Jarlsberg's key lime	12
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
	java cookie	5
	jawbruiser	12
	Jefferson wings	3
	jerky coins	289
	jet bennie marble	11
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
	joybuzzer	2
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	20
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	15
	jumping bean burrito	4
	jumping bean taco	11
	jungle drum	14
	jungle floor wax	16
	juniper berries	110
	Junk-Bond	3
	kamicorpse-ee	6
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	3
	keg shield	116
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	4
	ketchup	57
	ketchup hound	105
	kick-ass kicks	126
	killer rag doll	90
	killing feather	99
	killing jar	5
	king cookie	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	kite	97
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	5
	kiwi	11
	kneecapping stick	12
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	21
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	19
	Knob Goblin elite helm	83
	Knob Goblin elite pants	55
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	64
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	28
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
	Knob Goblin firecracker	283
	Knob Goblin harem pants	56
	Knob Goblin harem veil	51
	Knob Goblin love potion	95
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	17
	Knob Goblin melon baller	27
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	16
	Knob Goblin pants	188
	Knob Goblin perfume	32
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	82
	Knob Goblin scimitar	175
	Knob Goblin seltzer	241
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	4
	Knob Goblin spatula	10
	Knob Goblin steroids	78
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	74
	Knob Goblin tongs	197
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	264
	knob ka-bobs	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	17
	Knob nuts	13
	Knob pasty	8
	Knob sausage	3
	Knob shroomkabob	2
	Knob stir-fry	2
	knobby kneepads	3
	Knoll lo mein	2
	Knoll mushroom	88
	Knoll shroomkabob	56
	Knoll stir-fry	4
	knuckle sandwich	385
	kobold kibble	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	kumquartz	226
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	110
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	large box	145
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	23
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	4
	laser-broiled pear	100
	lavender candy heart	6
	lavender paisley oyster egg	14
	lavender plastic oyster egg	16
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
	lavender striped oyster egg	7
	law-abiding citizen cane	48
	lawn dart	7
	lead necklace	5
	lead yo-yo	3
	leaf of grass	2
	leaflet	9
	leather aviator's cap	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	62
	leather mask	54
	leathery bat skin	226
	leathery cat skin	154
	leathery rat skin	32
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	left bracket	7
	left parenthesis	71
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	16
	legitimate business on the beach	1
	lemon	566
	lemon meringue pie	87
	lemon popsicle	4
	lemonade marble	11
	lemonhead caviar	1
	length of string	13
	leotarrrd	12
	leprechaun hatchling	5
	Let Me Be!	3
	letterman's jacket	2
	lewd playing card	52
	Li'l Businessman Kit	6
	library card	1
	licorice garrote	1,231
	licorice root	513
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	258
	lihc eye pie	12
	lihc face	87
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	43
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	51
	line	178
	linoleum crossbow	2
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	3
	linoleum ore	23
	linoleum staff	4
	linoleum sword	5
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lion oil	2
	little paper umbrella	1,018
	little round pebble	3
	live wire	251
	llama lama gong	27
	loaded serum blowgun	3
	loadstone	4
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	5
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	18
	lollipop cufflinks	4
	lollipop stick	2,320
	long pork	30
	long pork casserole	3
	long pork chop sandwiches	30
	long skinny balloon	107
	longhaired hippy wig	2
	loose teeth	627
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	48
	los chinos	3
	lost key	19
	lotion of hotness	6
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	3
	lotion of stench	4
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
	love song of disturbing obsession	2
	love song of smoldering passion	3
	love song of sugary cuteness	3
	love song of vague ambiguity	5
	lowercase a	5
	lowercase N	17
	lucky bottlecap	4
	lucky cat collar	1
	lucky lighter	5
	lucky rabbit's foot	16
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	3
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of coal	269
	lump of diamond	47
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	4,087
	lupine sword	4
	lynyrd musk	7
	lynyrd snare	3
	M-242	22
	macaroni duck	1
	Mace of the Tortoise	3
	mad scientist's sock monkey	22
	Mad Train wine	578
	Mae West	11
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	74
	magic lamp	3
	magic whistle	5
	magical ice cubes	474
	magical mystery juice	17
	magicalness-in-a-can	42
	magicberry tablets	108
	magilaser blastercannon	48
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	891
	magnetic sculpture kit	33
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	1
	maiden wig	42
	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
	makeshift cape	2
	makeshift turban	1
	mandarina colada	13
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	4
	many-eyed glasses	8
	maple leaf	2
	maple syrup	9
	mariachi G-string	12
	mariachi hat	50
	mariachi pants	39
	marine aquamarine	5
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette	3
	marionette collective	58
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	2
	Mark of the Ghost	2
	Mark of the Skeleton	3
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Zombie	5
	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
	marshmallow	17
	marshmallow flambé	8
	marzipan skull	259
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive gemstone	6
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	16
	mauve plastic oyster egg	22
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	7
	mauve striped oyster egg	14
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	56
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
	meat cowboy hat	2
	Meat detector	3
	meat engine	70
	meat face	10
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	7
	Meat maid	3
	Meat maid body	7
	meat paste	30
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	1,802
	meat vortex	233
	meatcar model	2
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	3
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
	megatofu	218
	Meleegra™ pills	70
	melted Jell-o shot	8
	menorette	3
	menudo	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	5
	Mer-kin digpick	5
	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
	Mer-kin healscroll	8
	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
	Mer-kin hookspear	3
	Mer-kin killscroll	3
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
	Mer-kin roundshield	2
	Mer-kin sneakmask	7
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin takebag	7
	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
	mesh cap	40
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	115
	metal band T-shirt	1
	metallic A	38
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	111
	Microplushie: Bropane	55
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	25
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	37
	Microplushie: Hippylase	55
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	19
	Microplushie: Otakulone	60
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	33
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	32
	midriff scrubs	5
	milk of magnesium	71
	Milk Studs	18
	milky potion	37
	mime soul fragment	70
	mind flayer corpse	95
	miner's helmet	49
	miner's pants	64
	mini-martini	12
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature castagnets	1
	Miniborg beeper	58
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
	Miniborg hiveminder	22
	Miniborg laser	23
	Miniborg stomper	2
	Miniborg strangler	15
	minin' dynamite	19
	mirrored aviator shades	2
	misfit dolly	5
	misfit hobby horse	13
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
	missing wine	2
	Misty Cape	4
	Misty Cloak	2
	Misty Robe	2
	mixed wildflower greens	2
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	30
	Mohawk wig	77
	Mohobo	2
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	42
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	60
	molten brick	94
	molten scrap metal	21
	Mon Tiki	27
	monkey wrench	11
	monomolecular yo-yo	113
	Monstar energy beverage	374
	monster pants	9
	mood ring	3
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	moonglasses	2
	moose antlers	2
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	2
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
	Morbidda trading card	4
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	6
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	mother's little helper	25
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	5
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	208
	moxie weed	320
	Mr. Haggis	22
	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
	Mr. Mediocrebar	131
	MSG	14
	muculent machete	3
	muddy pirate hat	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	3
	mugcake	1
	mullet wig	18
	mummy costume	279
	mummy mask	9
	mummy wrapping	501
	munchies pill	3
	murky potion	28
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	24
	mushroom pizza	16
	mylar scout drone	511
	mysterious present	3
	mysterious silver lapel pin	22
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	2
	nanite-infested candy cane	1,493
	nanite-infested eggnog	292
	nanite-infested fruitcake	231
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1,214
	nanofiber cloth	506
	Nardz energy beverage	8
	nasty rat mask	3
	nastygeist	19
	natto marble soda	2
	natto pocky	3
	natto-infused sake	3
	natty blue ascot	9
	natural fennel soda	54
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
	Necbro wafers	7
	necklace chain	11
	Necrotelicomnicon	6
	necrotizing body spray	2,522
	neurostim pill	6
	neutron lollipop	2
	New Zealand iced tea	117
	Newbiesport™ tent	20
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	10
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	night-vision goggles	82
	Nightstalker perfume	91
	ninja hot pants	45
	ninja mop	6
	non-aged vinegar	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
	not-a-pipe	9
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	5
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	15
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
	nothing-in-the-box	10
	NPZR chemistry set	5
	Nuclear Blastball	173
	nugget of Crimbonium	20
	nurse's hat	2
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	nutty organic salad	6
	O'RLY manual	66
	obnoxious riddle	103
	obsidian dagger	44
	ocarina of space	43
	octopus's spade	4
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white plastic oyster egg	19
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	5
	off-white striped oyster egg	4
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1,239
	Oh, the Humanitini	6
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of oiliness	3
	Oil of Parrrlay	39
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil slacks	1
	oily boid	2
	ointment of the occult	5
	Okee-Dokee soda	81
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	61
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	46
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school calculator watch	60
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old sweatpants	61
	old-fashioned	2
	olive	11
	olive lo mein	3
	one pill	9
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	141
	open sauce	82
	opera mask	7
	orange	35
	orange candy heart	20
	orange candygram	1
	orange leather lanyard	11
	orange peel hat	3
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	11
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	12
	orc wrist	2
	Orcish baseball cap	54
	Orcish cargo shorts	55
	Orcish frat-paddle	41
	orcish hand lotion	29
	Orcish meat locker	33
	orcish nailing lube	22
	orcish rubber	24
	orcish stud-finder	12
	original G	121
	oriole-feather headdress	1
	ornate ancient cursed chest	8
	ornate ancient cursed key	3
	ornate picture frame	2
	outlaw bandana	3
	overclocked avian microprocessor	8
	oversized fish scaler	177
	oversized pipe	33
	oversized pizza cutter	51
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	15
	oyster basket	3
	P.B.L.T.	15
	pacification grenade	2
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	704
	pack of chewing gum	3
	pack of KWE trading card	25
	pack of pogs	490
	packet of beer nuts	8
	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
	padded tortoise	2
	PADL Phone	364
	pail	22
	painful penne pasta	5
	paint bomb	189
	painted shield	3
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	3
	pair of bolt cutters	2,555
	pair of pearidot earrings	5
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	74
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	4
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	2
	palm-frond whip	3
	panhandle panhandling hat	3
	pants kit	6
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	43
	papaya	33
	papaya sling	57
	papaya slung	11
	papaya taco	14
	paperclip	795
	paperclip pants	1
	papotion of papower	5
	paranormal ricotta	7
	parasitic claw	5
	parasitic headgnawer	5
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	2
	party hat	17
	passable elf mask	217
	pasta spoon	95
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
	pat-a-cake pendant	8
	patchouli incense stick	64
	patchouli oil bomb	2
	patent leather shoes	614
	pawn cookie	3
	PB&BP	9
	peace-sign necklace	2
	peach lozenge	3
	peach pie	129
	peanut brittle shield	41
	pear supersucker	3
	pear tart	41
	pearidot	452
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	65
	pecan pie	1
	PEEZ dispenser	27
	pencil kunai	1
	pencil stub	3
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	2,756
	penguin shorts	3
	penguin skin	36
	penguin skin buckler	3
	penguin thesaurus	210
	penguin whip	2
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	4
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	175
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint sprout	2,084
	peppermint tailings	41
	percent sign	43
	perforated battle paddle	156
	perfume of prejudice	2
	perl necklace	2
	perpendicular hula	131
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
	personalized birthday cake	1
	pestoblade	2
	pet rock	12
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	6
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	6
	petit 4.1	3
	petit fortran	6
	petrified wood	5,939
	pewter claymore	6
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	24
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	38
	philter of phorce	9
	phish stick	19
	phonics down	42
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	39
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	21
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	49
	pie man was not meant to eat	43
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	70
	piercing post	17
	pile of candy	42
	pile of dusty animal bones	97
	pile of gold coins	1
	pile of jumping beans	28
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of smoking rags	1
	pile of useless robot parts	23
	pill cup	13
	pimpin' meat hat	2
	pin-stripe slacks	9
	pine tar	4
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	34
	pink candy heart	1
	pink clay bead	228
	pink pinkslip slip	2
	pink plastic baby	2
	pink pony	22
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate cream pie	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate pelvis	15
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	4
	pitchfork	38
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	4
	pixel sword	2
	Plague of Locusts	2
	plaid cowboy hat	9
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
	plastic guitar	33
	plastic ingot	265
	plastic passion fruit	2
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plot hole	4
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	1
	pocket ace	2
	pocket theremin	5
	pocketwatch on a chain	1,157
	pog #01 (spider)	771
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	717
	pog #03 (warwelf)	741
	pog #04 (skleleton)	778
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	472
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1,193
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	731
	pog #08 (hellion)	538
	pog #09 (pirate)	705
	pog #10 (hobo)	561
	pointed stick	17
	Poison Oak trading card	6
	poison pen	374
	Pokëmann band-aid	13
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	25
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	26
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	16
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	18
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	16
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	29
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	16
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	23
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	27
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	17
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	7
	polyalloy shield	2
	Polysniff Perfume	17
	poodle skirt	2
	pool cue	35
	pool torpedo	12
	popsicle stick	255
	pork elf goodies sack	25
	porquoise	6
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	3
	portable corkscrew	76
	portable photocopier	114
	portable table	11
	possessed tomato	14
	possessed top	992
	possibility potion	3
	potato pistol	6
	potato sprout	21
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	2
	potion of the field gar	1
	potted cactus	3
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	poultrygeist	8
	poutine	12
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	10
	powdered donut	10
	powdered organs	3
	powdered wig	5
	pr0n cocktail	77
	pr0n legs	60
	pr0n m4nic0tti	21
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	1
	pregnant mushroom	5
	prehistoric spear	119
	press-on ribs	417
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
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	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	20
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
	prismatic wad	20
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
	probability potion	8
	procrastination potion	7
	Professor What T-Shirt	3
	projectile icemaker	3
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	3
	protein paste	1
	prussian cathouse	3
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	psycho sweater	2
	Psychotic Train wine	2
	puce paisley oyster egg	16
	puce plastic oyster egg	16
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	9
	puce striped oyster egg	3
	puff of smoke	2
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled porquoise earring	4
	pulled porquoise pendant	6
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	29
	pumpkin beer	16
	pumpkin pie	2
	pumpkinhead mask	142
	purple clay bead	50
	purple corpsel	3
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	9
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	4
	purple snowcone	7
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	9
	Putrid Pendant	2
	PVC staff	2
	pygmy blowgun	33
	pygmy briefs	3
	pygmy dart	1
	pygmy nose-bone	13
	pygmy papers	4
	pygmy phone number	2
	pygmy pygment	22
	pygmy spear	11
	quadroculars	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	6
	quantum polarity inducer	311
	quantum taco	259
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	5
	queen cookie	2
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	rack of dinosaur ribs	3
	Rad Lib	1
	radiation-resistant helmet	79
	radio button candy	1
	radioactive chew toy	4
	radium-flavored potato chips	543
	rag doll	2
	rainbow bomb	7
	rainbow crossbow	1
	raisin	1
	ram horns	60
	ram stick	57
	Ram's Face Lager	303
	ram-battering staff	2
	raspberry	73
	raspberry beret	3
	rat appendix	148
	rat appendix kabob	18
	rat appendix stir-fry	4
	rat scrapple	1
	ratarang	5
	ratgut	1
	ratskin belt	3
	rattail whip	4
	rattler rattle	61
	rave whistle	435
	ravioli della hippy	14
	ravioli hat	95
	razor-sharp can lid	371
	razor-tipped yo-yo	96
	really dense meat stack	36
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
	really really sticky spider web	2
	really thick bandage	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	recursive spline reticulator	205
	red and green rain stick	1
	red badge	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	5
	red box	25
	red button	26
	red China marble	13
	red class ring	1,087
	red drunki-bear	1
	red eye	1
	red foxglove	2
	red gummi ingot	853
	red masque	1
	red paisley oyster egg	3
	Red Pill	11
	red pixel	258
	red pixel potion	13
	red plastic oyster egg	25
	red polka-dot oyster egg	25
	red potion	8
	Red Rover BB gun	42
	red silk skirt	2
	red snowcone	4
	red striped oyster egg	7
	red wagon	3
	Red X Shield	1
	red-and-green sweater	39
	red-headed corpse	4
	red-hot boilermaker	12
	red-hot poker	1
	redrum	71
	reflection of a map	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
	reinforced beaded headband	7
	reodorant	39
	repeating crossbow	3
	resolution: be feistier	748
	resolution: be happier	727
	resolution: be kinder	197
	resolution: be luckier	212
	resolution: be more adventurous	202
	resolution: be sexier	709
	resolution: be smarter	709
	resolution: be stronger	753
	resolution: be wealthier	696
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
	returned Thinknerd package	43
	reverse-oscillating klystron	473
	rewinged stab bat	2
	rhesus monkey	3
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	3
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	1,945
	rice bowl	4
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	ridiculous sandwich	67
	ridiculously huge sword	63
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	right parenthesis	11
	rigid carapace	76
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	48
	ring of cold resistance	1
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	ring of Detect Boring Doors	3
	Ring of Fire	2
	ring of fire resistance	2
	ring of gain strength	2
	ring of half-assed regeneration	34
	ring of increase damage	2
	ring of teleportation	3
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
	ring setting	6
	roasted marshmallow	29
	roboduck-on-a-string	38
	robot grease	111
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	2
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	4
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	3
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	4
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	4
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	4
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	4
	robotronic egg	35
	rock	4
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	Rock Pops	74
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	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	84
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	33
	roll in the hay	3
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	225
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roo trading card	9
	rough fish scale	9
	round blue bomb	10
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	76
	royal jelly	52
	royal jelly taco	24
	rubber band gun	9
	rubber emo roe	3
	rubber ribcage	8
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	21
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	13
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	12
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	16
	ruby on canes	12
	ruby W	20
	rum and cola	55
	rum barrel charrrm	39
	Russian Ice	163
	rusted-out shootin' iron	7
	rusty bonesaw	29
	rusty broken diving helmet	2
	rusty compass	5
	rusty diving helmet	2
	rusty grave robbing shovel	43
	rusty hedge trimmers	30
	rusty metal ring	3
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	sake bomb	257
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	sandpaper	1
	Saturday Night Special	3
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	savory sword	2
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	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
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	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	94
	scintillating powder	1
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	scorpion whip	11
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	39
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	58
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	30
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	23
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	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	36
	screwdriver	32
	screwing pooch	12
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	20
	scroll of drastic healing	38
	scroll of pasta summoning	29
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	3
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	20
	scrumptious ice ant	12
	scrumptious reagent	1,981
	scrunchie tourniquet	4
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	7
	sea broccoli	4
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	9
	sea cucumber	2
	sea lasso	1
	sea leather	1
	sea persimmon	9
	sea radish	1
	sea salt scrubs	4
	seal medal	1
	seal tooth	16
	seal-blubber candle	6
	seal-brain elixir	9
	seal-clubbing club	108
	seal-skull helmet	117
	sealhide seal doll	5
	seaode	13
	seared dino steak	1
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	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	2
	security flashlight	3
	Senior Mints	50
	sensitive poetry journal	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
	sequined fez	2
	Serenity trading card	8
	serpentine sword	12
	serum of sarcasm	29
	servo-assisted exo-pants	162
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	515
	set of jacks	1
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	sewer turtle	3
	shadowy cat claw	1
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	shard of double-ice	642
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	shark jumper	4
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	Shield of Icy Fate	1
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	shingle	85
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	Shivering Chèvre	3
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	short writ of habeas corpus	2
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	shot of flower schnapps	1
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	shot of pear schnapps	2
	shot of rotgut	37
	Shot of the Living Dead	16
	shot of tomato schnapps	59
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	shuddersword	2
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	Silver Bullet beer	220
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	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
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	sleazy hi mein	7
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	sleeping wereturtle	3
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	slice of pizza	74
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	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	9
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	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	98
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	Snow Queen Crown	23
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	sock monkey	1
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	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	533
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	soggy used band-aid	20
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	sommelier's towel	2
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	2,535
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	Space Tourist Phaser	5
	Space Tours Tripple	152
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	spooky mushroom wine	4
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	spooky stick	117
	spooky stuffing	336
	Spooky Surprise Egg	49
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	spooky wad	12
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	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	15
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	spray paint	7
	spring	171
	sprocket	221
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	square CRIMBCOOKIE	44
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	Squat-Thrust Magazine	32
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	squirming egg sac	535
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	stalk of asparagus	162
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	star	140
	star boomerang	3
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	star hat	11
	star key lime	10
	star key lime pie	8
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	star sword	2
	starchy crossbow	2
	Steal This Candy	4
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
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	steely marble	2
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	stick	1
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	stolen sushi	2,608
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	strawberry	40
	strawberry daiquiri	5
	strawberry pie	85
	strawberry popsicle	2
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	strawberyl	336
	stray chihuahua	1
	stress ball	3
	string of blue beads	41
	string of Crimbo lights	6
	string of green beads	22
	string of red beads	27
	stringy sinew	142
	strongness elixir	82
	stuffed alien blob	17
	stuffed angry cow	71
	stuffed astral badger	69
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	81
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	107
	stuffed can of asparagus	8
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	73
	stuffed cocoabo	60
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	21
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	77
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	84
	stuffed gray blob	11
	stuffed hand turkey	76
	stuffed key	213
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	78
	stuffed martini	1
	stuffed Meat	92
	stuffed mind flayer	82
	stuffed mink	110
	stuffed monocle	101
	stuffed ninja snowman	8
	stuffed scary death orb	61
	stuffed shoulder parrot	53
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	73
	stuffed snowy owl	62
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	68
	stuffed spooky mushroom	32
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	74
	stuffed teddy butler	73
	stuffed tin of caviar	82
	stuffed treasure chest	171
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	75
	stuffed yo-yo	2
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	107
	stunt nuts	86
	sturdy cane	6
	sturdy Crimbo crate	323
	stylish swimsuit	20
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	7
	styrofoam staff	6
	styrofoam sword	2
	sub-molecular interocitor	53
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	sucker hakama	2
	sucker kabuto	2
	sucker scaffold	381
	sucker tachi	2
	sucky decal	7
	sugar banana	7
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar cherry	6
	sugar lime	6
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	6
	sugar sheet	49
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	2
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	sunken chest	82
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	149
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	7
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
	super-spiky hair gel	49
	super-strong air freshener	1
	superheated fudge	157
	Supernova Champagne	9
	support cummerbund	2
	supportive bra	8
	Suppurating Sinner	3
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	Swabbie™ swab	31
	swashbuckling pants	33
	sweet mochi ball	39
	sweet ninja sword	9
	sweet rims	3
	sweet roll Alabama	13
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	7
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