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Display Case for Wes Aaronson (#1771081)
This player is a member of the clan The Reach.

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Wes Aaronson (#1771081)
This player has 1,938 unique items and 22,632 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 4
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 5
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
acceptable bagel 1
acid-squirting flower 1
adder 24
adder bladder 33
agua de vida 10
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 2
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient frozen dinner 20
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 3
ancient poisoned dart 50
ancient protein powder 3
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
anemoney clip 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 49
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 20
ant hoe 1
ant rake 1
anticheese 3
antique Canadian lantern 2
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 4
antique helmet 1
antique machete 2
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 2
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 2
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 14
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
armgun 1
arrrgyle socks 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos ore 9
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 2
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asshat 1
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 5
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
awful poetry journal 23
baby killer bee 3
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 8
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 7
badge of authority 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 3
bag of pygmy blood 7
bag of W&Ws 5
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava baklava 3
ball 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 5
bamboo bokuto 1
banana peel 12
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
banjo strings 1
bar skin 4
barbed-wire fence 3
bargain flash powder 6
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
baseball 7
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 15
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat sword 1
bat haggis 83
bat wing 65
bat wing kabob 10
batblade 1
batskin belt 5
Battlie Light Saver 10
bazookafish bubble gum 11
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 21
beach glass necklace 1
beaten-up Chucks 3
beavermouth 39
beefy fish meat 11
beer bomb 78
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 4
bent scrap metal 16
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big red clown nose 2
bilge wine 4
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bird rib 6
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black blade 8
black cloak 1
black eye shadow 13
black gold 6
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 8
black mana 5
Black No. 2 20
black pepper 4
black pixel 63
black pudding 10
black shield 1
black snake skin 10
black sword 1
blackberry 8
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 14
Blatantly Canadian 2
Bling of the New Wave 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 8
bloody clown pants 1
blowdart 9
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue mana 2
blue pixel 120
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bone abacus 2
bone chips 1
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
book of matches 19
BOOterfinger 1
booty chest charrrm 2
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 1
bottle of alcohol 37
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 20
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 10
bottle of cooking sherry 12
bottle of Crimbognac 3
bottle of Definit 7
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 4
bottle of Evermore 2
bottle of fire 35
bottle of goofballs 8
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 8
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 4
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 59
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 21
bottle of sake 5
bottled swamp gas 7
boulder 2
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of cottage cheese 15
bowl of petunias 1
bowling ball 2
box 8
box of Dweebs 2
boxing glove 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 46
brass gear 41
bread line 5
breadchucks 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 9
brick 4
brick of sand 2
broken skull 11
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 23
brown crock marble 5
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 5
brown paper pants 4
brown sugar cane 3
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap ore 8
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 89
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of wine 80
buckler buckle 2
bugbear beanie 3
bugbear bungguard 2
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 287
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 55
buoybottoms 1
bus pass 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cactus fruit 2
calle de miel 7
can of Binarrrca 2
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 4
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of Swiller 65
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 4
candy brain 1
candy cigarette 8
candy knife 1
cannonball charrrm 3
carbonated soy milk 11
carbonated water lily 2
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 10
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 6
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunks 13
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 27
casino pass 3
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 32
catgut 27
catgut taco 1
centipede eggs 29
centurion helmet 1
chakra malt 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 101
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 3
cherry 7
Chester's cutoffs 1
chicle de salchicha 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 19
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 9
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chopsticks 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 2
chrome ore 10
chrome sword 1
Chroner 94
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 195
cigarette lighter 27
circle drum 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 23
Claybender glasses 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 9
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clockwork key 13
clockwork sword 1
cloudy potion 90
clown shoes 2
clown skin 20
clown wig 1
clownskin harness 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 19
coal dust 5
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 472
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 1
cog 23
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold ninja mask 1
cold water bottle 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 10
combat fan 2
Comet Pop 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 2
communal gobstopper 6
communications windchimes 10
compression stocking 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 6
cool spore pod 9
cool whip 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 37
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupted data 2
corrupted marrow 4
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 2
crêepy mask 2
cracker 1
cranberry cordial 25
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 11
crayon shavings 4
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voice box 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
Crimbo Credit 4
Crimbuck 960
crossbow string 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 2
cruelty-free wine 18
crusty hula hoop 1
cubic zirconia 16
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 30
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed piece of thirteen 12
cyber-mattock 1
Daffy Taffy 1
dance card 5
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark potion 1
dead guy's watch 1
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 31
Deck of Every Card 1
decomposed boot 7
decorative fountain 21
defective skull 1
delectable catalyst 3
delicious salad 25
delicious swamp muck 14
demon skin 26
denim axe 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 136
deodorant 14
depantsing bomb 14
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 13
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 1
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 5
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dire fudgesicle 19
dirty hobo gloves 301
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 1
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 1
disease 52
disembodied brain 8
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 46
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 14
disposable instant camera 5
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
dolphin whistle 7
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
double-barreled sling 1
drab sonata 29
draggin' ball hat 1
dreadlock whip 15
dress pants 1
dried face 4
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 3
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 10
drum of tommy ammo 15
dry noodles 42
dry vodka martini 4
drywall axe 1
duct tape 12
DUFRESNE Suds 2
dull fish scale 8
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
duonoculars 2
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 7
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 5
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right fibula 2
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 8
Dyspepsi-Cola 4
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 31
eagle's milk 35
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
ectoplasmic orbs 1
eggbeater 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato power sphere 2
Elder Turtle Shell 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
eleven-foot pole 1
elf ploughshare 1
elven socks 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 12
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 21
empty meat tank 16
enchanted bean 9
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted toothpick 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 4
enormous belt buckle 30
enormous hoop earring 1
eternal car battery 1
evil golden arch 11
exotic jungle fruit 34
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 3
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 2
eyedrops of the ermine 19
eyepatch 3
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 7
fabric softener 4
facehugging alien 2
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 9
fake plastic grass 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 21
fancy black tie 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 13
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat stacks of cash 36
felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 22
ferret bait 64
festive holiday hat 1
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 6
figurine of a charred seal 12
figurine of a cold seal 6
figurine of a shadowy seal 4
figurine of a sleek seal 7
figurine of a slippery seal 1
figurine of a stinking seal 17
figurine of an ancient seal 3
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 18
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 18
fine aged cheddarwurst 4
fine wine 9
finger cymbals 2
fire flower 1
fire of unknown origin 29
fish bazooka 1
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 3
fishy fish 4
fitness wristband 1
fizzing spore pod 3
fizzy potion 55
flamin' bindle 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 3
flaming talons 1
flange 9
flaregun 13
flask flops 1
flask of mining oil 27
flat dough 3
flavorless gruel 1
fleetwood chain 15
fleetwood macaroni 3
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 5
floaty rock 1
floral-print skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 9
flytrap pellet 1
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
foon 2
fortune cookie 99
frat brats 33
Freddy Kruegerand 1
freezerburned ice cube 2
freshwater pearl necklace 2
fricasseed brains 8
Friendliness Beverage 30
frightful feather 8
frigid hankyū 1
frigid ninja stars 57
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
frozen feather 6
frozen nunchaku 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 2
funky dried mushroom 43
funny bone 4
furry fur 33
fuzzbump 3
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 1
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
Gaia beads 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
ganger bandana 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 47
gauze garter 1
gauze shorts 1
Genalen™ Bottle 50
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost toga 1
ghuol ears 45
ghuol egg 31
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 24
ghuol-ear kabob 9
giant artisanal rice peeler 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant giant moth dust 17
giant grain of protein powder 43
giant gym membership card 1
giant heirloom grape tomato 2
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant needle 1
giant penguin keychain 1
giant pinky ring 1
giant safety pin 1
giant spider leg 2
giant turkey leg 2
gift card 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
ginger snaps 10
glark cable 13
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of bourbon 1
glass of goat's milk 101
glistening fish meat 8
glittery mascara 2
glob of enchanted icing 8
glob of green slime 2
glob of salty molasses 14
glob of spoiled mayo 17
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 5
glowing red eye 1
gnatloaf 16
gnatwing 27
gnauga hide 5
gnoll lips 4
gnoll teeth 15
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 3
Gnollish pie tin 2
Gnollish plunger 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 2
goat beard 1
goat cheese 1
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 41
goblin autoblowgun 1
goblin hunting spear 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
gold lamé pants 1
gold nuggets 63
gold wedding ring 1
golden banana 1
googly eye 2
goth kid t-shirt 1
GOTO 11
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 37
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 1
grass clippings 4
grassy cutlass 1
grave robbing shovel 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
green and red bean 58
green balloon 1
green beer 36
green clay bead 6
green gummi ingot 1
green mana 2
Green Manalishi 11
green peawee marble 8
green pixel 122
green pixel potion 1
green smoke bomb 9
grilled mooseflank 8
grog 40
grouchy restless spirit 6
grumpy old man charrrm 1
grungy bandana 1
grungy flannel shirt 1
guano coffee cup 18
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 1
guitar pick 14
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 2
gunky chicken 2
hair of the fish 98
hair spray 8
half-baked potion 13
half-melted spoon 1
half-rotten brain 2
half-size scalpel 1
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 1
hamethyst 17
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
handful of hand chalk 87
handful of moss 2
handful of nuts and berries 35
handful of pine needles 178
handful of sand 169
handful of sawdust 4
handful of walnuts 71
handsomeness potion 6
happiness 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
head mirror 1
headhunter necktie 2
headless sparrow 11
heart necklace 2
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heavy D 138
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy necklace chain 2
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell broth 18
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 1
hemp candy necklace 4
hemp string 1
henna face paint 13
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 1
hermit permit 6
high-energy mining laser 1
hill of beans 9
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 8
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 4
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 192
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
honey-dipped locust 4
honeypot 1
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
hot coal 8
hot date 12
hot katana blade 24
hot plate 1
hot wing 55
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge spoon 1
hunk of granite 1
hypodermic needle 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 95
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 13
icy katana hilt 5
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
imitation crab meat 6
imitation White Russian 6
Imp Ale 50
imp unity ring 1
impure gasoline 1
industrial strength starch 11
infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 1
inflatable duck 2
inkwell 39
Inner Strength 8
Inner Wisdom 2
insane tophat 1
intact anemone spike 19
irate sombrero 1
iron chain 1
irradiated pet snacks 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 22
jagged scrap metal 6
jagged tooth 2
jalapeño slices 1
janitor sponge 5
jar of anniversary jam 1
jaunty feather 5
Jefferson wings 7
jewelry-making pliers 2
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 3
joybuzzer 1
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 9
jungle floor wax 14
Junk-Bond 2
Kashmir sweater 1
kelp-holly gun 1
ketchup hound 78
kickback cookbook 1
killing jar 7
Kiss the Knob apron 1
kiwi beak 1
kneecapping stick 1
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 164
Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 2
Knob Goblin love potion 11
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 2
Knob Goblin perfume 13
Knob Goblin scimitar 2
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 6
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 3
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 52
Knob nuts 2
Knob sausage 1
Knoll mushroom 21
Knoll stir-fry 9
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 3
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1
large box 24
lavender candy heart 13
law-abiding citizen cane 1
lawnmower blade 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf of grass 3
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 2
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 21
leathery cat skin 19
leathery rat skin 20
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 3
leftovers of indeterminate origin 28
lemon 76
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 3
leprechaun hatchling 1
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 2
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 15
lihc eye 38
lihc face 1
lime 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 15
line 71
linoleum ore 15
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 4
little black book 1
little paper umbrella 332
little red book 1
liver popsicle 15
loadstone 6
Lockenstock™ sandals 3
logging hatchet 3
lollipop stick 1
long pork chop sandwiches 13
long skinny balloon 29
long-forgotten necklace 1
longhaired hippy wig 3
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 114
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 13
low-budget shield 1
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 55
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 2
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 17
lunar isotope 4
lupine sword 1
lynyrd musk 32
lynyrd snare 20
macaroni duck 1
Mad Train wine 860
madius 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 26
magical baguette 5
magical ice cubes 101
magical mystery juice 1
magilaser blastercannon 1
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 2
makeshift turban 1
mana curds 8
mangled finger 1
mangled squirrel 18
many-eyed glasses 1
margarita 17
mariachi G-string 11
mariachi hat 1
mariachi pants 1
mariachi toothpaste 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 2
marshmallow 7
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
Meat maid 1
meat paste 11
meat vortex 24
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megatofu 5
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memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of an A 2
memory of an AT base pair 1
menudo 4
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin cookiestove 4
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 3
Mer-kin foodbucket 4
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Mer-kin healscroll 13
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Mer-kin hookspear 4
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Milk Studs 2
mind flayer corpse 31
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miniature boiler 1
Misty Cape 1
Misty Cloak 1
Misty Robe 1
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
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Mohawk wig 1
moist Crimbo spices 12
moist sailor's cap 1
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molten scrap metal 13
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
moonberry wine cooler 5
Moonds 2
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moose thought 4
mooseflank 9
Mornington crescent roll 7
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mother's little helper 10
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 5
mouse skull 8
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moxie weed 237
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 4
MSG 34
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Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 1
mummy wrapping 57
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mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 10
natty blue ascot 3
natural fennel soda 15
necklace chain 6
Necrotelicomnicon 1
neurostim pill 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
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Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
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O'RLY manual 15
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ocarina of space 2
ocean motion 13
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oil of oiliness 473
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil of stability 1
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oil slacks 1
oily boid 2
ointment of the occult 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
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old eyebrow pencil 9
old rosewater cream 9
old sweatpants 16
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olive 31
one pill 52
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orange candy heart 1
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Orangemageddon wine cooler 7
orc wrist 2
Orcish baseball cap 3
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 1
orcish hand lotion 14
Orcish meat locker 3
orcish nailing lube 20
orcish rubber 23
orcish stud-finder 1
original G 48
ornate picture frame 4
out-of-tune biwa 1
outlaw bandana 1
oven mitts 2
overcookie 5
overloaded micro-reactor 4
oversized pipe 3
oversized pizza cutter 1
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ovoid leather thing 344
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 1
PADL Phone 4
pail 2
painting of a glass of wine 3
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palm frond 42
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palm-frond toupee 1
pants of the Slug Lord 1
panty raider camouflage 5
papaya 22
papaya taco 1
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 6
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passable elf mask 1
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patchouli incense stick 87
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peach 7
pear 8
pec oil 25
PEEZ dispenser 1
pencil stub 14
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin skin 1
peppermint eel sauce 64
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percent sign 2
perforated battle paddle 2
perl necklace 5
personalizable gingerbread cookie 5
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petrified wood 1
pewter claymore 1
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phial of hotness 1
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 100
phonics down 2
photoprotoneutron torpedo 15
physiostim pill 7
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 22
pie crust 4
pie man was not meant to eat 2
piercing post 4
pig-iron shinguards 1
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pile of dungeon junk 1
pile of jumping beans 13
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
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pink pony 8
pink slime 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
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pitchfork 2
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pixel boomerang 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
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plaid swatch 6
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plastic ingot 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
plot hole 5
plum 48
pocket theremin 1
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
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pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 1
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pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 4
pointy mushroom 1
pointy red hat 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
Polysniff Perfume 12
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 1
pool of liquid metal 2
poppy 49
popsicle stick 9
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain police baton 1
porquoise 10
porquoise ring 1
portable table 6
possibility potion 1
potion of potency 2
poultrygeist 3
poutine 2
powdered candy sushi set 3
powdered gold 2
powdered organs 32
pr0n legs 4
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premium malt liquor 31
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pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
primitive alien salad 9
primitive candy cane 5
pristine fish scale 4
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 20
procrastination potion 15
Professor What T-Shirt 2
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 1
pteruges 1
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 1
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pumpkinhead mask 1
punk rock jacket 1
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Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
pygmy blowgun 25
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy nose-bone 7
pygmy phone number 7
pygmy pygment 21
pygmy spear 4
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radium-flavored potato chips 4
raisin 1
Ralph IX cognac 1
rat appendix 32
rat carcass 17
rat scrapple 10
rattler rattle 8
rave whistle 1
ravioli hat 1
razor-sharp can lid 61
really thick spine 9
really tiny cocktail shaker 1
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red armband 1
red badge 3
red blood cells 12
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red button 93
red China marble 1
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red eye 2
red face paint 1
red foxglove 2
red gummi ingot 1
red letter 31
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red pixel 37
red pixel potion 2
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
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red rum 11
red shirt 3
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 1
red velvet cake 17
red wagon 1
Red X Shield 1
red-hot poker 2
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
remaindered axe 1
residual zeal 1
returned Thinknerd package 8
reusable shopping bag 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 2
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 2
ring of aggravate monster 25
ring of cold resistance 2
ring of conflict 1
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
ring setting 2
roasted marshmallow 1
robot grease 29
robotronic egg 142
Rock Pops 2
rocky raccoon 44
roll in the hay 1
roll of toilet paper 97
rolling pin 1
rough fish scale 6
round green sunglasses 1
royal jelly 45
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber ribcage 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 2
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby on canes 3
ruby W 40
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 4
runny fermented egg 1
runny icing 7
rusty bonesaw 3
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 30
rusty metal greaves 1
rusty metal ring 4
rusty metal shaft 2
rusty speargun 1
sabre teeth 41
safarrri hat 1
safety vest 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
sake bomb 55
salt plum 70
salty gumdrop 14
sand dollar 71
sandpaper 1
Saturday Night Special 6
saucepan 1
savoy truffle 2
sawblade shield 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scented massage oil 2
scorpion whip 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 50
scroll of drastic healing 393
scroll of pasta summoning 8
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 3
scrumptious reagent 42
sea blueberry 5
sea cauliflower 3
sea cowbell 2
sea cowboy hat 1
sea holster 1
sea lace 4
sea persimmon 2
seal-blubber candle 10
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 1
seaode 1
seaweed 1
seegar butt 5
Senior Mints 1
serpentine sword 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
sewer nuggets 2
sewer snake 1
shark jumper 1
shark tooth 1
sharpened spoon 1
shaving cream 2
sheet cake 3
shingle 32
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny ring 1
shiny tribal beads 1
shirt kit 2
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 3
short calculator 6
short writ of habeas corpus 5
short-handled mop 8
shot of flower schnapps 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 5
shot of orange schnapps 3
shot of tomato schnapps 2
shrinking powder 3
shuriken salad 8
silent pea shooter 1
silver tongue charrrm 2
simple ancient cursed key 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 3
six-armed sweater 1
six-rainbow shield 1
sk8board 1
skate blade 1
skeleton bone 1
skeleton key 33
skewer 5
skull of the Bonerdagon 4
slab of sponge 1
sleazy bindle 1
sleeve deuce 3
slick fish meat 13
slime-covered helmet 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 7
slimy sweetbreads 16
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
small box 2
smart skull 79
smart watch 1
smiley-face sticker 1
smirking shrunken head 2
smoked potsherd 1
snake 1
snake oil 13
snake shield 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 24
snorkel 1
snowboarder pants 3
soap knife 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 135
soggy gingerbread chunk 9
soggy seed packet 3
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid gold bowling ball 3
solid gold pegleg 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 23
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soylent staff 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Tours Tripple 16
Spacegate emergency disintegrator 1
spade necklace 1
spaghetti cult mask 1
spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spam Witch sammich 5
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 1
spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 1
sparking robo-battery 4
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
Special™ Sauce 10
spectral axe 1
spectre scepter 17
SPF 451 lip balm 3
sphygmomanometer 1
spices 118
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spider web 844
spiked femur 1
Spirit Precipice 1
spiritual candy cane 2
spiritual fruitcake 4
spiritual gingerbread 2
sponge cake 1
spooky alphabet block 9
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky lasso 2
spooky mushroom 3
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky shrunken head 7
spooky sound effects record 4
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 7
spork 1
spring 17
sprocket 26
square sponge pants 1
Squat-Thrust Magazine 7
squirming egg sac 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
stainless steel slacks 1
stainless steel solitaire 1
stale baguette 16
stalk of asparagus 11
star 54
star chart 19
star hat 1
star sword 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 2
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 3
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 2
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 7
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 19
stick-on mini solar panels 1
still-beating spleen 1
stolen accordion 1
stolen office supplies 4
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 79
stone of eXtreme power 16
stone wool 71
strange cube 1
straw hat 1
strawberry daiquiri 20
string of Crimbo lights 1
stuffed angry cow 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed scary death orb 4
stuffed shoulder parrot 3
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed zmobie 1
stunt nuts 45
styrofoam ore 8
succulent marrow 2
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 1
Sugar Cog 1
sugar shard 1
sunken chest 7
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 19
super-strong air freshener 1
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 19
supportive bra 1
surgical apron 5
surgical mask 1
Swabbie™ swab 4
swamp lolly 8
swashbuckling pants 1
sweet ninja sword 3
sweet roll Alabama 28
swirly potion 66
swordzall 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 11
t8r tots 27
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 1
taco shell 33
tainted seal's blood 3
Tales from the Fireside 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 20
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 24
tangerine 23
tangle of copper wire 6
tap shoes 2
targeting chip 1
tarnished tastevin 1
tarrrnish charrrm 1
tassel 2
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 31
tattered scrap of paper 39
tea for one 3
teeny-tiny magic scroll 2
ten-leaf clover 1
tenderizing hammer 5
tequila grenade 19
terrible poem 5
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
Texas tea 7
that gum you like 19
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 2
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 2
The Legendary Beat 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thick walrus blubber 26
thin black candle 59
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 2
Third Eye 1
third-hand lantern 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 14
three-legged pants 1
throwing fork 8
throwing knife 6
throwing spoon 10
throwing wrench 1
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold slug statuette 1
Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
tiny bomb 17
tiny bottle of absinthe 15
tiny bowler 1
tiny dancer 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 1
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 1
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny house 2
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic angry goat 582
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 22
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 16
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 3
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 12
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 18
tiny plastic cocoabo 21
tiny plastic coffee pixie 24
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 5
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 2
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 17
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 15
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 13
tiny plastic grue 23
tiny plastic hermit 7
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 14
tiny plastic killer bee 12
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 15
tiny plastic levitating potato 22
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic mosquito 13
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 6
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 18
tiny plastic sauceror 7
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 4
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 22
tiny plastic stab bat 17
tiny plastic star starfish 22
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 6
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny slimy cyst 2
tiny sombrero 1
tip jar 1
tires 53
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 698
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 2
tomato 1
tomato daiquiri 1
tommy gun 1
tongue depressor 3
tonic djinn 12
tonic water 1
topiary nugglet 27
towel 3
toy sixgun 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 9
troll britches 1
Trollhouse cookies 4
tropical orchid 13
true grit 1
tube of dread wax 36
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 1
tuning fork 1
turtle pheromones 5
turtle totem 1
turtling rod 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly powder 1
two-handed depthsword 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
Uncle Crimbo's hat 1
uncooked chorizo 2
underwater slingshot 1
unflavored wine cooler 12
unidentified jerky 17
unnamed cocktail 6
unnatural gas 2
unsanitized scalpel 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unused soap 8
unusual disco ball 1
unusual oil 4
useless powder 19
valuable coin 7
valuable trinket 53
vampire chowder 1
vampire collar 1
velcro broadsword 1
very overdue library book 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of The Glistening 12
viking helmet 1
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 9
vodka and cranberry 19
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 60
vorpal blade 13
wad of dough 39
wad of tofu 7
walrus-tusk earring 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wand of pigification 3
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear goggles 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear warscarf 1
water pipe bomb 223
water wings 2
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 1
weremoose spit 15
whalebone corset 2
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
whip kit 1
whiskey and cola 1
white chocolate chip brownies 6
white chocolate chip cookies 15
white chocolate chips 7
white collar 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 2
white lightning 6
white mana 1
white page 7
white picket fence 6
white pixel 35
white satin pants 2
white satin shield 2
white snake skin 15
white sword 3
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
wicker shield 3
wind-up ensign 2
wind-up meatcar 10
wind-up navigation droid 7
wind-up owl 6
wind-up vampire teeth 3
wind-up Whatsian robot 4
windchimes 25
Wint-O-Fresh mint 2
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witty rapier 1
wolf mask 1
wolfman mask 1
wonderwall shield 1
wooden axe 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 2
world's smallest violin 2
worn tophat 1
worthless gewgaw 7
worthless knick-knack 4
worthless trinket 2
wreath of laurels 3
wumpus hair 1
wussiness potion 30
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 21
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 18
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
yeti fur 10
yohohoyo 1
Yummy Tummy bean 24
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
Zombo's skullcap 1