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Display Case for Zolobatron (#1786457)
This player is ranked #426 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,122 items.

This player is a member of the clan Old CW's Germ Free Clan.

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Zolobatron (#1786457)
This player has 2,122 unique items and 15,987 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2
"honey" dipper 2
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 5
1-ball 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 26
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 1
Alewife™ Ale 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 8
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 2
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 5
angst burger 1
anniversary gift box 3
ant agonist 1
ant pick 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
armgun 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
asbestos ore 1
ash soda 10
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 3
attorney's badge 1
awful poetry journal 1
Aye Aye 1
baby killer bee 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 1
bag of park garbage 2
bag of QWOP 179
bag of W&Ws 410
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon monkey 2
banana 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 7
bananagate 22
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
baritone accordion 1
bark rootbeer 3
barrrnacle 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 4
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
bat haggis 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
battered Crimbo Crate 3
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 2
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 4
beavermouth 17
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 5
beertini 9
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 10
bent scrap metal 22
berries of suffering 2
berry-infused sake 1
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big rock 1
bilge wine 6
bird rib 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
Bit O' Quail Spleen 30
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 2
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 5
black blade 1
black eyedrops 3
black forest cake 108
black forest ham 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 292
black picnic basket 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black shield 1
black snowcone 3
black spot 5
black sword 1
black tear 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 128
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 25
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 99
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 4
bloody mary 1
blowdart 1
blue grass 4
blue plastic oyster egg 17
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue potion 2
blue snowcone 3
blue striped oyster egg 7
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 2
boiling seal blood 13
bone bandoneon 1
bone chips 2
bone collar 1
bone flute 1
bone rattle 1
BOOterfinger 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 2
Boss Drops 6
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of bubbles 5
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 19
bottle of fire 51
bottle of gin 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 2
box of Dweebs 353
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 5
box of sunshine 1
boxed wine 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
bread basket 1
bread line 3
breadchucks 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 1
BRICKO brick 4
BRICKO eye brick 4
BRICKO pyramid 1
Bright Water 1
brine 174
briny vinegar 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 2
bronze breastplate 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown sugar cane 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubblin' crude 1
bucket of honey 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bunny liver 2
burnt flower 6
burrowgrub hive 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 1
calle de miel 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 8
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 4
can of Swiller 27
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3
candied bolts 3
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 7
candied yams 3
candy brain 2
candy cane candygram 2
candy cigarette 7
candy skeleton 6
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail shirt 1
canteen of wine 2
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 1
carrot claret 3
carrot juice 1
carton of rotten eggs 2
carton of snake milk 1
cartoon heart 2
casino pass 1
cast 1
catgut taco 1
catsup 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chicle de salchicha 3
children of the candy corn 7
Chinese curse words 1
chlorophyll paste 2
choco-Crimbot 11
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 12
chocolate pasta spoon 9
chocolate saucepan 9
chocolate seal-clubbing club 10
chocolate stolen accordion 3
chocolate turtle totem 4
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
Chroner 1
cigarette lighter 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 3
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork sphere 1
clove-flavored lip balm 2
club necklace 5
clumsiness bark 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 66
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coffin lid 3
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold seal sweat 33
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
comb jelly 1
combat fan 1
comfy coffin 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
confiscated cell phone 1
confiscated love note 1
contract enforcement stick 5
cookie cookie 2
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
corned beet 1
Corpse Island iced tea 4
corpse on the beach 4
corpsedriver 3
corpsetini 4
cotton candy cone 1
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
crêepy mask 1
cranberries 2
crappy waiter disguise 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 18
creepy ginger ale 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Credit 5
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo pie 5
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 50
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 77
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 2
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 72
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 21
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 73
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 17
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 73
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 28
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 83
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 2
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 11
crudles 1
crusty hula hoop 1
crystalline cheer 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 10
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
custard pie 1
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 129
d12 4
Daffy Taffy 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
day-old beer 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 3
death blossom 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective Game Grid token 1
delicious comfit? 2
deluxe layer cake 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat crossbow 1
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 1
dethklok 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 6
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 251
disassembled clover 1
disco ball 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 18
disco horoscope (Aries) 13
disco horoscope (Cancer) 29
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 25
disco horoscope (Gemini) 15
disco horoscope (Leo) 22
disco horoscope (Libra) 18
disco horoscope (Pisces) 24
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 24
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 23
disco horoscope (Taurus) 27
disco horoscope (Virgo) 13
disco mask 1
discocktail 83
disembodied brain 1
disposable instant camera 1
distention pill 2
distilled fortified wine 4
distressed denim pants 1
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 1
dog ointment 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 5
dollop of barbecue sauce 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 3
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 2
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dried gelatinous cube 1
droll monocle 1
drop of water-37 79
drum of tommy ammo 1
dry martini 1
dry vodka martini 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 1
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
DUFRESNE Suds 9
dull fish scale 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 1
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
eagle feather 1
eagle's milk 1
Eau de Guaneau 6
ectoplasmic orbs 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
Effermint™ tablets 2
eggnog 2
electrical thingamabob 1
elegant nightstick 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
elven medi-pack 1
Elvish delight 2
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted muesli 1
Ent cider 1
enticing mayolus 1
especially salty dog 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 3
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
fake blood 2
fake plastic grass 1
fancy blue potion 2
fat loot token 1
FDKOL commendation 4
FDKOL tattoo 1
fermenting powder 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
fiery wing 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy poultice 1
fine wine 1
fire of unknown origin 1
fireclutch 2
fireman's lunch 2
fish bazooka 1
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 1
flask flops 1
flask of mining oil 51
flask of tainted mining oil 42
flat cider 1
flavorless gruel 74
fleetwood chain 1
fleetwood macaroni 2
floaty sand 8
flower petal pie 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 1
foetid seal tear 126
folder (rainbow unicorn) 2
forbidden sausage 3
fortune cookie 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 9
freezerburned ice cube 3
fricasseed brains 1
Friendliness Beverage 114
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 28
frigid mote 3
Frogade 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 2
frozen banquet 16
fruitcake 2
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 7
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 5
fudge lily 16
fudge spork 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 2
fudgesicle 2
Fudgie Roll 1
fusilli marrownarrow 1
future drug: Coolscaline 7
future drug: Muscularactum 11
future drug: Smartinex 6
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzby 1
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
gamma nog 1
ganger bandana 1
gauze garter 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost cucumber 293
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 1
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant candy cane 80
giant designer sunglasses 1
giant giant moth dust 60
giant gym membership card 1
giant jar of protein powder 1
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 1
giant needle 1
giant pearl 1
giant spider leg 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gimlet 1
Gin Mint 1
ginger snaps 1
gingerbread robot 3
gladiator tunica 1
glark cable 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 2
glass of goat's milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 46
glass of warm water 1
glimmering buzzard feather 2
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 1
Glo-Pop 5
glob of cream cheese 1
glob of enchanted icing 1
glob of green slime 1
glob of spoiled mayo 59
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnawed-up dog bone 1
Gnollish pie tin 1
Go-Wassail 18
goat 1
goat cheese 1
goat cheese pizza 1
goat cheese taco 1
goblin autoblowgun 1
goblin hunting spear 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
gold star 2
gold tooth 8
gold wedding ring 1
golden ring 1
good brain 2
Gordon Bennett 1
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 1
grapes 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
grave robbing shovel 1
green beer 1
green candy heart 1
green drunki-bear 1
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 115
green hamhock 1
Green Manalishi 1
green snowcone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
Grey Guanon 1
grilled mooseflank 5
grim fairy tale 1
grimstone mask 1
grisly shell fragment 1
grog 5
Groll doll 2
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 1
groupie spangles 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi turtle 2
Gummi-DNA 3
Gummi-Gnauga 3
gunpowder burrito 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
haggis-infused soap 3
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 3
hair of the fish 1
Half a Purse 1
half double fruitcake 2
half of a gold tooth 4
half-empty carton of milk 1
half-rotten brain 1
handful of crafty noodles 5
handful of moss 1
handful of numbers 3
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of tips 2
handful of walnuts 1
handmade hobby horse 1
hare pin 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 12
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
Hell ramen 1
helmet turtle 1
hemp candy necklace 6
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 3
herbs 1
hermit permit 1
hi-octane carrot juice 1
hideous egg 6
high-energy mining laser 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
hippy herbal tea 1
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 1
honey-dipped locust 1
horizontal tango 1
hot date 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 1
hot wad 1
hot watered rum 16
hotel minibar key 1
hovering sombrero 2
huge bowl of candy 1
huge spoon 1
hunk of granite 4
hushed puppy 3
hypodermic needle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice-cold fotie 83
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 88
ice-cold Willer 332
icy-hot katana 1
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 1
imitation White Russian 1
Imp Ale 1
incredible pizza 1
ink bladder 1
inky squid sauce 1
innuendo 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 1
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 1
jabañero pepper 1
Jack-in-the-box 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jagged scrap metal 16
jagged tooth 1
jam band 1
jamfish jam 1
jar full of wind 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 2
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jaunty feather 1
java cookie 2
Jefferson wings 1
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 20
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 14
Jocko Homo's head 1
jug of hamethyst juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 1
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 1
junk food 1
junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 5
ketchup 1
Kissin' Cousins 3
kiwi beak 1
knight cookie 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 1
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 1
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin visor 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob lo mein 1
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Knob pasty 1
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Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
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Knoll lo mein 1
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Knoll stir-fry 1
kobold kibble 1
kumquartz 20
kumquat supersucker 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 2
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
lavender candy heart 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 1
LCD game: Food Eater 1
legitimate business on the beach 2
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lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
leprechaun hatchling 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 3
lewd playing card 1
licorice root 56
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 1
lime 1
lion oil 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 7
little piece of steel 2
live nautical mine 1
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 1
loaf of soda bread 1
loafers 1
Lobos Mints 1
lollipop stick 1
long-forgotten necklace 1
loose teeth 2
lost key 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
low-budget shield 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 4
lump of Brituminous coal 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 1
lychee chuhai 3
lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skin 4
lynyrd snare 1
M-242 1
Mad Train wine 49
madius 1
Mae West 1
mafia filofax 6
mafia organizer badge 1
mafia pinky ring 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magic lamp 1
magical baguette 1
magicalness-in-a-can 1
magicberry tablets 1
magnetic sculpture kit 1
magnolia blossom 1
maid head 1
mana curds 55
mandarina colada 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 1
margarita 1
mariachi pants 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 4
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 47
Meat detector 1
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
megatofu 1
melon-infused sake 1
memory of a C 1
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
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memory of a G 1
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 1
memory of an A 1
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memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 2
menudo 1
Mer-kin begsign 1
Mer-kin bunwig 1
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 1
Mer-kin darkbook 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin facecowl 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin finpaddle 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 1
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin knucklebone 1
Mer-kin lipstick 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 1
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 5
Mer-kin prayerbeads 3
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin waistrope 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 1
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
Mer-kin worktea 1
mermaid's purse 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 5
Milk Studs 358
mime soul fragment 82
mind flayer corpse 1
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
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minin' dynamite 57
Mint Yulep 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
moist sailor's cap 1
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molten scrap metal 23
Mon Tiki 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
Moonds 1
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moose thought 10
mooseflank 35
moosemeat pie 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 2
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
mouse skull 1
moxie weed 1
Mr. Haggis 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muffled muffuletta 3
munchies pill 1
Muschat 1
mushroom pizza 1
mysterious present 1
nachos of the night 1
nail file 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
Nardz energy beverage 1
nastygeist 57
natto pocky 1
natural fennel soda 1
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 4
negotiatin' hammer 1
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 2
neutron lollipop 2
New Zealand iced tea 145
NG 1
ninja hot pants 1
non-aged vinegar 1
not-a-pipe 1
Now and Earlier 6
NPZR chemistry set 2
Nuclear Blastball 1
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 25
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
obnoxious riddle 1
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
oily boid 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 4
old bronzer 1
old coin purse 26
old leather wallet 28
old rosewater cream 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old-fashioned 1
oldcake 3
olive 1
olive stir-fry 1
one pill 1
one-winged stab bat 1
oozenog 2
opium grenade 1
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 1
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Osk'r Chow 2
outlaw bandana 2
overcookie 1
overloaded micro-reactor 66
overpriced "imported" beer 6
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized skullcap 1
oyster basket 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 11
Pain Dip 2
painful penne pasta 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
papaya 1
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 2
papaya taco 1
paperclip 18
paperclip sproinger 1
papotion of papower 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
pasta spoon 1
pat of butter 3
patent antipsychotics 1
peach 1
peach pie 1
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 18
PEEZ dispenser 305
pencil stub 61
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peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint tailings 185
peppermint twist 1
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
perl necklace 5
perpendicular hula 1
personalized birthday cake 1
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pet anemone 1
pet rock 1
petit 4.1 3
petit fortran 8
philosopher's scone 1
phish stick 3
phonics down 1
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pie crust 1
pie man was not meant to eat 1
piece of after eight 4
piece of wedding cake 2
pigeon egg 1
pink candy heart 1
pink pony 1
pink slime 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pirate pelvis 1
pirate skull 1
pitted sheet metal 1
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 2
plaid cowboy hat 2
plain bagel 1
plain old beer 1
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plastic cup of beer 3
plastic ingot 1
PlexiPips 6
plum 1
plum wine 1
plumber's lunch 2
pocket ace 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
Polka Pop 4
Polysniff Perfume 1
popsicle stick 1
popular tart 1
portable table 5
potato sprout 1
powdered candy sushi set 4
powdered donut 1
powdered gold 3
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
pregnant mushroom 1
premium malt liquor 1
pretty flower 1
priceless diamond 3
primitive candy cane 2
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 1
protection stick 5
prussian cathouse 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 13
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 1
pulled green taffy 1
pulled orange taffy 1
pulled red taffy 1
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pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin juice 1
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 7
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 2
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
putty coat 1
quantum taco 2
queen cookie 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radiator heater shield 1
rainbow crossbow 1
Ram's Face Lager 79
rat appendix kabob 1
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat scrapple 1
ratgut 1
ratini 1
rattler rattle 20
ravioli hat 1
really thick bandage 1
really thick spine 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
red ale 3
red and green rain stick 1
red badge 1
red blood cells 1
red book 1
red box 2
red button 1
red drunki-bear 1
red eye 2
red face paint 1
red foxglove 1
red gummi ingot 115
red letter 1
red masque 1
red paisley oyster egg 3
Red Pill 3
red pixel potion 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
red potion 4
red red wine 1
red rum 1
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 1
red velvet cake 1
red wagon 1
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-hot poker 1
redrum 1
remaindered axe 1
resolution: be feistier 2
resolution: be smarter 2
resolution: be stronger 2
respected companion biscuit 1
returned Thinknerd package 1
rewinged stab bat 1
ribbon candy 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rockin' wagon 1
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of meat 3
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
Roman sadnals 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
rough fish scale 1
round blue bomb 2
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 1
royal jelly taco 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 4
rubber WWJD? bracelet 4
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 5
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 7
ruby on canes 1
rum and cola 5
runny fermented egg 2
rusted-out shootin' iron 2
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty compass 1
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty piece of rebar 1
rusty porthole 1
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander spleen 1
salinated mint julep 1
salt wages 2
salt water taffy 1
salted mutton 1
saltwaterbed 1
salty slug 5
sand dollar 1
sandpaper 1
sangria 51
Sangria de Menthe 1
Saturday Night Special 1
saucepan 1
sausage pizza 1
savory crossbow 1
savoy truffle 1
scale-mail underwear 1
scented massage oil 1
scimitar cozy 1
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
screwdiver 2
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
sea avocado 1
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea chaps 1
sea cowbell 1
sea cowboy hat 1
sea cucumber 1
sea grease 1
sea honeydew 1
sea lace 1
sea lasso 1
sea leather 1
sea lychee 1
sea mantle 1
sea persimmon 1
sea radish 1
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 1
sea shawl 1
sea tangelo 1
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 1
seaode 1
seaweed 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 1
Senior Mints 3
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
set of jacks 1
sewer snake 1
shadowy cat claw 1
shaker of dry rub 1
shard of double-ice 1
shark cartilage 1
shark tooth 1
shavin' razor 1
shiny tribal beads 1
Shivering Chèvre 1
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 6
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of mescal 35
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shovelful of dirt 5
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shrinking powder 1
shuriken salad 1
shushed potatoes 4
silent pea shooter 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
six-rainbow shield 1
skate blade 1
skate board 1
skate skates 1
skate skin 1
skelelton spine 1
skeleton bone 2
skeleton key 1
Sketcherz™ 2
skewered cat appendix 1
ski resort souvenir crate 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
slab of sponge 1
slap and tickle 1
sleaze wad 1
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleeping snowy owl 3
sleeping wereturtle 2
sleeve deuce 50
slick fish meat 1
slimy chest 1
slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 1
slug of rum 6
slug of shochu 1
slug of vodka 1
smart skull 2
smashed danish 1
smoked potsherd 1
smoking grass 213
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
sneaky wrapping paper 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 182
snow crab 1
snowboarder pants 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 2
soggy seed packet 1
solid shifting time weirdness 1
soul coin 6
soul doorbell 6
space beast fur 1
space junk 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Tours Tripple 1
spade necklace 6
Spam Witch sammich 1
spangly unitard 1
sparking robo-battery 70
spectral jelly 1
spectral pickle 1
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 1
SPF 451 lip balm 2
spiced rum 1
spices 1
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spiked femur 1
spirit bed 2
spirit blanket 13
spirit gum 125
spirit mattress 5
spirit pillow 3
spirit sheet 4
spooky eggnog 1
spooky hi mein 1
spooky lasso 18
spooky mushroom 1
spooky pirate skeleton 1
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 1
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 1
spooky stir-fry 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 2
spoonful of Linguine-Os 2
spray paint 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 4
squirming egg sac 10
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
stained mattress 1
stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
stalk of asparagus 1
standard-issue cupcake 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 1
star shirt 1
star starfish 1
Steal This Candy 5
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 1
steel drivin' hammer 5
stench wad 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
sticky lava globs 1
stinky hi mein 1
stolen accordion 1
stolen necklace 1
strange cube 6
strange helix fossil 2
straw hat 1
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberyl 17
Strix stix 1
strongness elixir 1
studded sealhide shield 1
stuffed angry cow 34
stuffed astral badger 25
stuffed baby gravy fairy 29
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 63
stuffed Cheshire bitten 26
stuffed cocoabo 30
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 33
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 27
stuffed hand turkey 27
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 89
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 34
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 38
stuffed mind flayer 29
stuffed mink 44
stuffed monocle 53
stuffed scary death orb 23
stuffed shoulder parrot 3
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 32
stuffed snowy owl 1
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 25
stuffed spooky mushroom 2
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 31
stuffed teddy butler 47
stuffed tin of caviar 54
stuffed treasure chest 96
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 30
stunt nuts 1
sturdy cane 1
succulent marrow 1
sugar banana 2
sugar cherry 33
Sugar Cog 1
sugar lime 10
sugar shirt 3
sugar sphere 5
sugar-coated pine cone 4
Summer Nights 2
sunken chest 1
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
superheated fudge 30
superheated metal 1
Supernova Champagne 1
supportive bra 1
sushi doily 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swabbie™ swab 5
sweet mochi ball 9
sweet roll Alabama 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
Swizzler 149
synthetic dog hair pill 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 45
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of Spelunking 1
tangle of copper wire 5
tangled mass of creepy pasta 3
tankard of ale 3
tasket 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 243
tattered paper crown 1
tawdry amethyst 13
tea for one 1
teddy bear 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 4
temporary tribal tattoo 1
Temps Tempranillo 1
teqiwila slammer 12
tequila with training wheels 49
Tequiz Navidad 1
that gum you like 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Bomb 1
the funk 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lot's engagement ring 1
the most dangerous bait 5
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thick walrus blubber 78
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
thistle wine 4
three-legged pants 1
throwing candy 3
throwing fork 1
throwing knife 1
throwing spoon 1
thyme jelly donut 1
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 1
time halo 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tiny bomb 22
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 8
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 2
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 8
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 4
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 10
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 7
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 9
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 3
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 9
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 3
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 3
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 2
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 7
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 3
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 3
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 9
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 7
tiny house 1
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 45
tiny plastic angry space marine 32
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 24
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 20
tiny plastic bee swarm 19
tiny plastic beebee gunners 19
tiny plastic Beebee King 16
tiny plastic beebee queue 30
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 30
tiny plastic blazing bat 27
tiny plastic bugaboo 22
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 7
tiny plastic buzzerker 23
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 24
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 33
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 16
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 26
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic fire servant 19
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 32
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 2
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 32
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 12
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic moneybee 36
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 28
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 32
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic peacannon 23
tiny plastic Queen Bee 22
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 6
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 29
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 18
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 17
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 22
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 2
tiny shaker of salt 1
tisket 1
tobiko pocky 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
tofu casserole 1
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 1
tofurkey gravy 4
tofurkey leg 6
tomato 1
tomato daiquiri 1
tommy gun 1
tonic djinn 52
too legit potion 1
toothsome rock 2
tourmalime 24
towel 1
toxic globule 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 9
transdermal smoke patch 1
transparent nog 3
transporter transponder 1
Travels with Jerry 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
trilobite fossil 12
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 2
troll britches 1
Trollhouse cookies 1
tropical island souvenir crate 1
tropical orchid 1
tropical swill 1
tube of hair oil 1
tube of herbal ointment 1
turtle totem 1
turtle-shaped rock 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly wad 1
twist of lime 42
twitching claw 1
twitching time capsule 1
Typical Tavern swill 1
ultra-deluxe cupcake 1
ultrafondue 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
una poca de gracia 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 5
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 1
uncooked chorizo 1
underwater slingshot 1
unfinished fruitcake 1
unflavored wine cooler 1
unholy water 2
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
unidentified jerky 1
unnamed cocktail 1
unnatural gas 2
unquiet spirits 12
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1
unsanitized scalpel 1
unstable DNA 7
unused walkie-talkie 33
Ur-Donut 1
used beer 2
vampire chowder 33
vampire collar 1
vampire pearl 1
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vinegar 329
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Vivian's Vitamin 1
vodka and cranberry 1
Vodka Matryoshka 7
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volleyball 1
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warbear accoutrements chunk 1
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 11
warbear bearserker mead 4
warbear bearserker potion 13
warbear beeping telegram 8
warbear blizzard mead 21
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear drone assembler 5
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warbear feasting bread 18
warbear feasting mead 20
warbear gyro 5
warbear gyrocopter 2
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warbear liquid overcoat 5
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
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warbear officer requisition box 2
warbear procedural hilarity drone 6
warbear rejuvenation potion 6
warbear requisition box 2
warbear robo-camouflage unit 37
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 6
warbear soda machine assembler 3
warbear superpotion 2
warbear thermoregulator bread 5
warbear trouser fragment 1
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warbear warrior bread 5
warbear whosit 114
Warm Subject gift certificate 1,708
wasabi marble soda 2
wasabi pocky 1
wasabi-infused sake 2
water purification pills 1
water-polo cap 1
watered-down Red Minotaur 1
Wax Flask 2
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 2
wet stew 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
whimpering willow bark 1
whisker pencil 1
whiskey and cola 3
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 36
whiskey sour 1
white Canadian 1
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white chocolate chips 1
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White Hyborian 3
white lightning 1
white picket fence 2
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whole turkey leg 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
wind-up meatcar 1
wind-up owl 1
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 1
wolf mask 1
wooden stakes 1
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
wumpus hair 1
X-37 gun 1
Xiblaxian alloy 1
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 1
Xiblaxian circuitry 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 1
Xiblaxian polymer 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow brick road 2
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yellow drunki-bear 3
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yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 1
yule gruel 12
yummy death watch beetle 1
zombie pineal gland 1