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Display Case for Master Grimwulf (#1805557)

This player is a member of the clan Old CW's Germ Free Clan.

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Master Grimwulf (#1805557)

This player has 4,247 unique items and 137,803 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	100
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
	1-ball	12
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	2-ball	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	21
	30669 scroll	58
	33398 scroll	117
	334 scroll	22
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	68
	4-ball	15
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
	5-ball	1
	6-ball	1
	668 scroll	10
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	1
	8-billed baseball cap	2
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	14
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	1
	accord ion	2
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	40
	adder bladder	1
	adorable seal larva	15
	affordable teak perch	1
	agua de vida	140
	airblaster gun	1
	alarm accordion	2
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alexy sauce	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien source code printout	2
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	26
	amok pudding	1
	amok putter	2
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	ancient calendar	2
	ancient calendar fragment	3
	ancient cursed foot locker	2
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	14
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	anemone nematocyst	3
	anemone sauce	1
	Angelhair Culottes	13
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	60
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	70
	antimatter wad	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	3
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	25
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	42
	antique packet of ketchup	11
	antique painting of a landscape	2
	antique pair of blue jeans	7
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	1
	antique spear	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	16
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	around the world	4
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal limoncello	10
	asbestos apron	12
	asbestos crossbow	8
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	2
	asbestos ore	220
	asbestos staff	5
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	6
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	ASCII shirt	30
	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	5
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	2
	automatic catapult	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	BACON	1
	bacon bath ball	2
	baconstone	28
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	3
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	105
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	100
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	4
	bag of QWOP	1
	Baja sopapilla	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	14
	ballast turtle	2
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	2
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	2
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	90
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	21
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
	banjo strings	3
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	13
	baritone accordion	2
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Barney's rake	3
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	94
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
	barrrnacle	5
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	2
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	2
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	18
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	2
	basic meat skirt	9
	basic meat staff	1
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	1
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	5
	battered Crimbo Crate	7
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	8
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beautiful rainbow	2
	beautiful soup	4
	beaver spear	2
	bed of coals	3
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	60
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	5
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	2
	bejeweled accordion strap	2
	bejeweled cufflinks	21
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	12
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
	berries of suffering	1
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	31
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	12
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	51
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	4
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	2
	big stick	2
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	8
	bilge wine	1
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	bird rib	29
	bishop cookie	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	21
	bit-o-cactus	72
	bite-me-red lipstick	150
	bitter bowtie	1
	BitterSweetTarts	41
	black & tan	40
	black blade	3
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	2
	black cherry soda	41
	black eyedrops	4
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black greaves	1
	black kettle drum	1
	black label	1
	Black No. 2	50
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	42
	black picnic basket	5
	black pixel	813
	black plastic oyster egg	4
	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	2
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	1
	black spot	7
	black striped oyster egg	11
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	5
	blackberry moccasins	2
	blackberry polite	6
	blackberry slippers	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank note	1
	blank prescription sheet	5
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	5
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	4
	Bling of the New Wave	9
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	20
	Blood 'n' Plenty	56
	blood flower	3
	blood kiwi	1
	blood of the Wereseal	3
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	18
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody mary	11
	blue class ring	2
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	528
	blue plastic oyster egg	4
	blue potion	30
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	1
	blue suede shoes	3
	blue tulip	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boilermaker	5
	boilgun	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone bandoneon	3
	bone chips	7
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	22
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	6
	Bonerdagon necklace	87
	boot knife	9
	BOOterfinger	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
	booty chest charrrm	51
	booze-soaked cherry	5
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	boring spaghetti	27
	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
	Boris's key lime	2
	Boris's key lime pie	10
	Boris's ring	8
	borrowed time	2
	Boss Bat bling	10
	Boss Bat britches	21
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	117
	bottle of antifreeze	3
	bottle of Blank-Out	14
	bottle of bubbles	22
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	7
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	11
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	348
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	109
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	21
	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	7
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
	bottle of pirate juice	7
	bottle of popskull	5
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of realpagne	2
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	778
	bottle of sake	20
	bottle of sewage schnapps	90
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	19
	bottle of tequila	153
	bottle of ultravitamins	6
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	11
	bottle of vodka	250
	bottle of whiskey	335
	bottle opener belt buckle	20
	bottled swamp gas	1
	boulder	5
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	70
	bowl of fishysoisse	2
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of mernudo	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	114
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	10
	box of hammers	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	78
	box of sunshine	81
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxcar turtle	2
	boxed wine	111
	boxing glove	6
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	91
	brains casserole	8
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainy skull	5
	Bram's choker	2
	Brand of Violence	1
	brass crank handle	2
	brass gear	35
	brass stinger	1
	brazen bracelet	2
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	2
	breakfast mess	1
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	13
	brick	18
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO airship	4
	BRICKO bat	4
	BRICKO brick	7,353
	BRICKO bulwark	2
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,576
	BRICKO hat	3
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	4
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	3
	BRICKO pearl	2
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO sword	3
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	233
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	93
	brine	71
	briny vinegar	1
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	5
	broken carburetor	1
	broken clock	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	1
	broken sword	23
	bronze breastplate	25
	bronzed locust	1
	brown crock marble	11
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown pixel	3
	brown sugar cane	17
	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap ore	8
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblin' crude	348
	bubbling tempura batter	5
	bubbly potion	240
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	3
	buckler buckle	8
	buckyball	14
	bugbear beanie	37
	bugbear bungguard	46
	bugbear detector	6
	Bulky Buddy Box	5
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	4
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bungle in the jungle	5
	bunny liver	76
	buoybottoms	1
	burst hellseal brain	10
	BURT	67
	bus pass	11
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
	cactus fruit	7
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	2
	calle de miel	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	17
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	15
	can of starch	2
	can of sterno	7
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	candied kobold	18
	candied yams	7
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	39
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy kneecapping stick	2
	candy knife	10
	candy knuckles	3
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	2
	cane-mail pants	4
	cannonball charrrm	45
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	11
	carbonated soy milk	119
	carbonated water lily	164
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	8
	cardboard staff	2
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	16
	caret	3
	carob brownies	3
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	16
	carob chunk noodles	14
	carob chunks	26
	carrot claret	1
	carton of snake milk	1
	cartoon heart	65
	casino pass	9
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catgut	90
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	2
	censored can label	1
	centipede eggs	10
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	2
	chakra sludge	1
	chaos butterfly	1,000
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	11
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	32
	cheap plastic blowgun	5
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheerful antler hat	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheerful pajama pants	1
	cheezburger	1
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
	chef's hat	21
	chef-in-the-box	4
	cherry	71
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	2
	chewing gum on a string	13
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
	chintzy noodle ring	2
	chintzy saucepan earring	4
	chintzy seal pendant	4
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	19
	chiptune guitar	2
	chisel	1
	chloroform rag	59
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bath ball	5
	chocolate cigar	4
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate saucepan	3
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate turtle totem	6
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	22
	Chori Zo trading card	4
	chorizo brownies	10
	chorizo taco	15
	chrome crossbow	2
	chrome crossbow string	2
	chrome helmet turtle	2
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	180
	chrome staff	4
	chrome stick	4
	chrome sword	4
	chunk of rock salt	73
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	classy monkey	35
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
	clay peace-sign bead	40
	Claybender glasses	11
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	9
	Cloaca-Cola	6
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	13
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	2
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	3
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	3
	clockwork shank	3
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	2
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	2
	cloudy potion	240
	clown shoes	25
	clown skin	67
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	14
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	2
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	19
	club of corruption	2
	club of the five seasons	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	coal shovel	1
	cob of corn	2
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
	cocktail napkin	174
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	32
	cocoa eggshell fragment	335
	coconut shell	936
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	24
	coffin lid	24
	cog	169
	Colander of Em-er'il	15
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	2
	Cold Hots candy	228
	cold ninja mask	15
	cold nuggets	83
	cold powder	47
	cold wad	158
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	143
	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
	cologne of contempt	2
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	30
	colorful toad	1
	comb jelly	3
	combat fan	1
	Comet Drop	1
	comfy coffin	2
	comfy pillow	2
	commemorative war stein	1
	communications windchimes	47
	compression stocking	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
	concentrated garbage juice	4
	concentrated magicalness pill	13
	confusing LED clock	129
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	5
	cookie cookie	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	3
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	4
	cool mushroom casserole	4
	cool whip	66
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	34
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	28
	corn holder	3
	corncob pipe	7
	corned-beef Reuben	3
	cornuthaum	30
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
	Corpse Island iced tea	5
	corpse on the beach	4
	corpsedriver	4
	corpsetini	6
	correction fluid	56
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	2
	costume sword	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	4
	cranberry schnapps	3
	crappy brain	39
	crayon shavings	4
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	80
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	9
	cream stout	33
	creamsicle	30
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	9
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	20
	CRIMBCO scrip	25
	CRIMBCO wine	6
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
	Crimbo candied pecan	417
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	14
	Crimbo fudge	402
	Crimbo peppermint bark	376
	Crimbo pie	6
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
	Crimbuck	20
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	3
	croquet hedgehog	3
	crossbow string	4
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	15
	crowbarrr	8
	Crown of the Goblin King	87
	crown-shaped beanie	3
	crude crudités	1
	cruelty-free wine	66
	crumbling rat skull	3
	crumpled felt fedora	2
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	crystalline seal eye	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	140
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
	CSA discount card	9
	CSA fire-starting kit	42
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	3
	cup of infinite pencils	9
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	5
	cupcake-in-a-cup	16
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	13
	cursed black pearl onion	6
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
	cursed bottle of rum	8
	cursed cannonball	5
	cursed dirty joke scroll	6
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	cursed sea biscuit	3
	cursed voodoo skull	4
	custard pie	1
	cyber-mattock	4
	cyclops eyedrops	25
	cylindrical mold	1
	Daffy Taffy	143
	dance card	55
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
	dark potion	216
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	2
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	85
	dead lights pie	1
	deadly lampshade	7
	decanter of fine Scotch	3
	decaying goldfish liver	44
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decent brain	4
	deck of lewd playing cards	1
	decomposed boot	10
	decorative fountain	30
	deep six-shooter	1
	dehydrated caviar	1
	delectable catalyst	6
	delicious comfit?	2
	delicious noodles	25
	delicious salad	8
	delicious shimmering moth	20
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious stinkbug	6
	deluxe fax machine	2
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	183
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	denim axe	5
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dented harmonica	19
	dented spoon	71
	deodorant	39
	depantsing bomb	6
	depleted uranium seal figurine	11
	desiccated apricot	1
	designer handbag	7
	dethklok	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	5
	dew yoana lei	3
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	17
	diamond-studded cane	25
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
	digital key lime	2
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	101
	dingy planks	4
	dire fudgesicle	8
	dirty hobo gloves	74
	disassembled clover	554
	disbelief suspenders	2
	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
	disco ball	86
	Disco Banjo	8
	disco mask	163
	discocktail	2
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	186
	disembodied brain	17
	disembodied smile	2
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating quill pen	114
	displaced fish	68
	disposable instant camera	1
	distilled fortified wine	10
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1,370
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	4
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	5
	DNOTC Box	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	32
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	2
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	3
	dollhive	2
	Dolphin King's crown	22
	dolphin whistle	3
	donkey flipbook	4
	dope gangsta bling-bling	11
	dope wheels	10
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	34
	double-barreled sling	12
	double-ice box	5
	double-ice britches	2
	double-ice cap	64
	double-ice gum	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
	drab sonata	47
	draggin' ball hat	27
	dragon snaps	98
	dragonfish caviar	2
	Dramatic™ range	11
	dreadful roast	1
	dreadlock whip	11
	dress pants	3
	dried face	38
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
	droll monocle	1
	drone self-destruct chip	8
	droopy doll eye	1
	drop of water-37	26
	Drowsy Sword	104
	drum machine	106
	drum of tommy ammo	1
	dry cleaning receipt	14
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	2,904
	drywall axe	66
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	7
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	160
	duct tape buckler	2
	duct tape dockers	2
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	2
	dull fish scale	39
	dungeoneer's dungarees	23
	dungeoneering kit	22
	Duskwalker fangs	7
	Duskwalker syringe	24
	dusty animal jawbone	3
	dusty animal pelvis	5
	dusty bottle of Marsala	265
	dusty bottle of Merlot	261
	dusty bottle of Muscat	308
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	254
	dusty bottle of Port	299
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	299
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	7
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	6
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	5
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty first caudal vertebra	8
	dusty first cervical vertebra	4
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	10
	dusty left clavicle	2
	dusty left eighth rib	2
	dusty left eleventh rib	4
	dusty left femur	4
	dusty left fibula	5
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	3
	dusty left first rear claw	3
	dusty left first rib	4
	dusty left fourth front claw	5
	dusty left fourth rib	2
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	2
	dusty left ninth rib	2
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	2
	dusty left second front claw	3
	dusty left second rear claw	3
	dusty left second rib	5
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	8
	dusty left tenth rib	5
	dusty left third front claw	8
	dusty left third rear claw	4
	dusty left third rib	3
	dusty left thumb	6
	dusty left tibia	4
	dusty left twelfth rib	3
	dusty left ulna	2
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty right clavicle	5
	dusty right eighth rib	2
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	2
	dusty right fibula	3
	dusty right fifth rib	3
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rear claw	8
	dusty right first rib	4
	dusty right fourth front claw	2
	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
	dusty right fourth rib	4
	dusty right humerus	3
	dusty right kneecap	3
	dusty right ninth rib	7
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	5
	dusty right second front claw	2
	dusty right second rear claw	3
	dusty right second rib	2
	dusty right seventh rib	2
	dusty right sixth rib	2
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	4
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	3
	dusty right tibia	4
	dusty right twelfth rib	3
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
	dusty second cervical vertebra	5
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	6
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	5
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	8
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	5
	dusty third cervical vertebra	5
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	6
	dwarf bread	24
	dwarvish magazine	13
	dwarvish war helmet	2
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola	184
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
	eagle's milk	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	87
	Eau de Guaneau	5
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	2
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	effervescent potion	3
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	3
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	41
	El Sombrero De Lopez	17
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	14
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
	Elder Turtle Shell	17
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	electric crutch	9
	elephant stinger	21
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	35
	Elfin shortbread	2
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Elmley shades	4
	elven cellocello	15
	elven hardtack	36
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven squeeze	36
	elven suicide capsule	16
	Elvish delight	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1,485
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	152
	empty meat tank	30
	enchanted barbell	2
	enchanted bean	21
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	enchanted handwarmer	4
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
	enchanted toothpick	12
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	21
	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
	enormous belt buckle	46
	enormous hoop earring	24
	Ent cider	150
	equal sign	1
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	3
	eternal car battery	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	43
	evil golden arches	5
	evil teddy bear	6
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic jungle fruit	3
	expensive cigar	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	2
	extra-greasy slider	7
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-strength red potion	3
	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	15
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	2
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	46
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	32
	extremely wet T-shirt	2
	eye of newt	42
	eye of the Tiger-lily	41
	eye-pod	2
	eyedrops of newt	2
	eyedrops of the ermine	11
	eyepatch	44
	f3d0r4	34
	fabric hardener	1
	facehugging alien	23
	facsimile dictionary	4
	fairy gravy boat	8
	fake blood	4
	fake plastic grass	1
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	3
	fancy bath salts	381
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy blue potion	60
	fancy chocolate	3
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	25
	fancy opera glasses	28
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	3
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat bottom quark	7
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	16
	fat wallet	4
	FDKOL commendation	1,502
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	10
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	31
	fermenting powder	58
	ferret bait	99
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	2
	festive sausage	8
	fetid feather	37
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	26
	fez of etymology	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	25
	figurine of a cold seal	41
	figurine of a cute baby seal	3
	figurine of a shadowy seal	17
	figurine of a sleek seal	24
	figurine of a slippery seal	21
	figurine of a stinking seal	31
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	12
	figurine of an ancient seal	3
	figurine of an armored seal	2
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	68
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filthy corduroys	53
	filthy hippy poncho	4
	filthy knitted dread sack	67
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	21
	filthy poultice	65
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	8
	finger cymbals	28
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	4
	fire poi	24
	fireball	75
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	3
	fish scimitar	1
	fish-liver oil	154
	fishelada	1
	fishy fish	5
	fistful of ashes	116
	fitness wristband	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	2
	fizzy potion	237
	flamin' bindle	3
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	31
	flaming feather	97
	flaming glowsticks	2
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming sword	12
	flaming talons	60
	flamingo mallet	2
	flan del mar	1
	flapper floppers	1
	flaregun	178
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	2
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of tainted mining oil	2
	flat dough	25
	flavorless gruel	3
	fleetwood chain	1
	fleetwood macaroni	3
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	flirtatious feather	69
	floaty gravel	3
	floaty inverse geode	1
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	floaty sand	60
	floorboard cruft	46
	floral print shirt	7
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	4
	flowing hippy skirt	13
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	170
	flyest of shirts	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam noodle	5
	foie gras	1
	foolscap fool's cap	23
	foon	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	1
	fossilized baboon skull	7
	fossilized bat skull	2
	fossilized limb	23
	fossilized serpent skull	3
	fossilized spike	3
	fossilized spine	9
	fossilized torso	37
	fossilized wing	22
	fossilized wyrm skull	5
	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
	Frat Army FGF	23
	frat brats	2
	frayed rope belt	14
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
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	freezin' bindle	5
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	15
	fricasseed brains	1
	friendly cheez blob	14
	frightful feather	58
	frigid air mattress	2
	frigid fudgepuck	20
	frigid hankyū	8
	frigid mote	2
	frigid ninja stars	199
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	5
	frilly skirt	55
	Frogade	3
	Fromage Pinotage	2
	frost flower	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	32
	Frosty's carrot	2
	Frosty's frosty mug	20
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	frozen banquet	3
	frozen feather	71
	frozen Mob Penguin	4
	frozen mushroom	2
	frozen nunchaku	3
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	2
	fruitcake	26
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	6
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	39
	fudge spork	2
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	156
	fudgecycle	2
	fudgesicle	4
	Fudgie Roll	3
	fumble formula	1
	funhouse mirror	2
	funky dried mushroom	151
	furniture dolly	15
	furry fur	1,489
	furry green earmuffs	1
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	fustulent seal grulch	1
	fuzzbump	19
	fuzzy busby	24
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	28
	fuzzy montera	23
	Gaia beads	10
	Galapagosian Cuisses	14
	Game Grid ticket	57
	Game Grid token	8
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	35
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	27
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
	gas balloon	102
	gator skin	103
	gatorskin umbrella	5
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	6
	gauze garter	120
	gauze hammock	3
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	6
	Genalen™ Bottle	12
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghost accordion	3
	ghost beer	1
	ghost cucumber	91
	ghost of a necklace	20
	ghost pickle on a stick	2
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	7
	ghostly body paint	21
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghostly pickling solution	2
	ghuol ears	121
	ghuol egg	156
	ghuol egg quiche	8
	ghuol guolash	115
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	2
	giant cactus quill	7
	giant candy cane	4
	giant cheesestick	2
	giant clay ashtray	22
	giant designer sunglasses	36
	giant discarded bottlecap	42
	giant discarded plastic fork	40
	giant discarded torn-up glove	36
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	12
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	181
	giant gym membership card	6
	giant heirloom grape tomato	8
	giant jar of protein powder	6
	giant marshmallow	6
	giant motorcycle boots	5
	giant moxie weed	4
	giant needle	457
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	4
	giant pinky ring	113
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	181
	giant safety pin	2
	giant turkey leg	3
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	162
	gift-a-pult	3
	gilded ancient cursed key	4
	gimlet	2
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	5
	gingerbread bugbear	24
	gingerbread horror	3
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
	gingerbread robot	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	glacial clock	2
	glacial sapphire	8
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass of baboon milk	115
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of goat's milk	149
	glass of warm water	1
	glass slipper	2
	glimmering great tit feather	2
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	3
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	6
	glob of green slime	26
	glob of spoiled mayo	2
	gloomy black mushroom	7
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	3
	glowing fungus	3
	glowing red eye	117
	glowing syringe	1
	gnatwing	92
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	24
	gnauga hide buckler	2
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4
	gnoll lips	19
	gnoll teeth	30
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	27
	Gnollish flyswatter	13
	Gnollish pie server	12
	Gnollish pie tin	51
	Gnollish plunger	7
	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
	Gnollish toolbox	11
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Go-Wassail	48
	goat beard	47
	goat cheese	467
	goat cheese pizza	40
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	45
	gob of wet hair	6
	goblin autoblowgun	23
	goblin hunting spear	12
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
	gold crown	28
	gold lamé pants	8
	gold star	79
	gold wedding ring	64
	golden twig	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	6
	good brain	72
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	3
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	28
	GOTO	15
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	122
	grapefruit	49
	grapes	84
	grass blade	3
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	9
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
	grave robbing shovel	16
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
	grease gun	2
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	13
	green balloon	3
	green beer	15
	green candy heart	17
	green clay bead	35
	green cloth cap	2
	Green Clover of Justice	2
	green drunki-bear	1
	green gummi ingot	30
	Green Manalishi	1
	green peawee marble	12
	green pixel	421
	green smoke bomb	29
	green snowcone	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
	gremlin juice	45
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	11
	groovy prism necklace	3
	grouchy restless spirit	77
	grue egg	8
	grue egg omelette	6
	grumpy old man charrrm	13
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	12
	grungy flannel shirt	12
	guancertina	2
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	15
	guard turtle shell	45
	guitar pick	37
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	8
	Gummy Brains	91
	gumshoes	1
	guy made of bee pollen	8
	gym membership card	45
	gyroscope	19
	haggis socks	39
	haggis-infused soap	61
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	51
	hair of the calf	1
	hair spray	61
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	2
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	1
	half-baked potion	58
	half-rotten brain	3
	half-size scalpel	2
	half-sized guitar	11
	halfberd	2
	halibut	3
	hamburger	4
	hamethyst	27
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	2
	hamethyst ring	1
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
	hand-carved bokken	2
	hand-carved bow	2
	hand-carved staff	2
	handful of confetti	88
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
	handful of hand chalk	261
	handful of honey	19
	handful of juicy garbage	2
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	4
	handful of nuts and berries	157
	handful of pine needles	73
	handful of sand	426
	handful of sawdust	119
	handful of tips	3
	handful of walnuts	94
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	8
	happiness	10
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	harem girl t-shirt	16
	Hatorade	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
	head mirror	2
	headhunter necktie	12
	headless sparrow	1
	heart necklace	10
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	83
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy crown	1
	heavy D	1,409
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	5
	heavy metal sonata	13
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	7
	Heimandatz's heart	15
	Hell ramen	3
	hellion cube	42
	hellseal claw	807
	hellseal whisker	401
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	14
	helm of the white knight	2
	helmet recipe	4
	helmet turtle	161
	hemp net	35
	hemp string	62
	henna face paint	29
	henna tattoo	3
	herb brownies	72
	herbal stuffing	8
	herbs	129
	hermit permit	61
	herringcello	20
	hideous egg	26
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-test fishing line	2
	hill of beans	124
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
	hippo skin buckler	2
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	188
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	32
	hippy bongo	31
	hippy medical kit	111
	hippy protest button	101
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo nickel	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	2
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	5
	holiday log	2
	Hollandaise helmet	167
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	56
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	33
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	2
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	17
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot buttered roll	3
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	129
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	2
	hot katana blade	161
	hot nuggets	170
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	76
	hot powder	129
	hot wad	70
	hot wing	379
	hot-ass club	1
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge gold coin	1
	huge pumpkin	2
	huge spoon	16
	Hunger™ Sauce	1
	hypodermic needle	10
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	104
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	132
	ice-cold six-pack	41
	ice-cold Willer	134
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	35
	icy-hot katana	4
	iFlail	1
	igloo pie	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	47
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	22
	imitation crab meat	22
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	156
	imp unity ring	104
	impure gasoline	1
	incense bath ball	2
	incredible pizza	4
	infernal fife	18
	infernal insoles	57
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable duck	4
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	10
	inkwell	1
	inky squid sauce	5
	Inndya trading card	1
	innuendo	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	94
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	2
	interesting-looking twig	31
	invisibility potion	1
	invisible potion	1
	irate sombrero	11
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	40
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	2
	ironic battle spoon	9
	ironic jogging shorts	1
	ironic knit cap	2
	ironic moustache	5
	irradiated pet snacks	3
	irresistibility potion	5
	irritability potion	1
	iShield	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	4
	jabañero pepper	4
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	36
	jack flapper	7
	Jack-in-the-box	15
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jagged tooth	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jamfish jam	2
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	9
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	7
	jar of squeeze	6
	Jarlsberg's earring	6
	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
	jaunty feather	1
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	11
	Jefferson wings	1
	jellyfish gel	4
	jerky coins	45
	jet bennie marble	3
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	13
	Jolly Roger charrrm	44
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	21
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	18
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	31
	jumbo olive	5
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	2
	jungle drum	29
	jungle floor wax	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk band	1
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	2
	Kashmir sweater	2
	keel-haulin' knife	2
	keg shield	20
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	2
	ketchup hound	162
	kick-ass kicks	32
	kickback cookbook	3
	killing feather	1
	king cookie	8
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	2
	kiwi	5
	kneecapping stick	32
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	23
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	8
	Knob Goblin elite helm	20
	Knob Goblin elite pants	25
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	17
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	31
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
	Knob Goblin firecracker	172
	Knob Goblin harem pants	44
	Knob Goblin harem veil	20
	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
	Knob Goblin love potion	41
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	13
	Knob Goblin pants	57
	Knob Goblin perfume	54
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
	Knob Goblin scimitar	40
	Knob Goblin seltzer	36
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5
	Knob Goblin spatula	19
	Knob Goblin steroids	43
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	40
	Knob Goblin tongs	52
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	17
	knob ka-bobs	29
	Knob lo mein	2
	Knob mushroom	13
	Knob nuts	18
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	5
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	61
	Knoll shroomkabob	10
	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
	kumquartz	70
	kumquartz ring	2
	kumquat	19
	kumquat supersucker	3
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	14
	large box	7
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	57
	Lars the Cyberian	2
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lavender candy heart	13
	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
	lead necklace	10
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf of grass	6
	leaflet	4
	leather bookmark	3
	leather chaps	62
	leather mask	12
	leathery bat skin	135
	leathery cat skin	162
	leathery rat skin	79
	Lederhosen of the Night	11
	leechknife	3
	left bracket	3
	left parenthesis	7
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover canapés	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	10
	lemon	354
	lemon meringue pie	16
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	10
	length of string	2
	leotarrrd	12
	leprechaun hatchling	6
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	2
	Let Me Be!	1
	letterman's jacket	3
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
	libation of liveliness	21
	licorice boa	2
	licorice garrote	3
	licorice root	36
	lihc eye	205
	lihc eye pie	23
	lihc face	16
	limburger biker boots	6
	lime	140
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	45
	line	890
	linoleum crossbow	4
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	2
	linoleum ore	170
	linoleum staff	4
	linoleum sword	3
	linoleum sword hilt	2
	lint	252
	lion oil	45
	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
	little paper umbrella	1,064
	little round pebble	2
	live wire	3
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	177
	loadstone	28
	Lobos Mints	32
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	12
	Lockenstock™ sandals	76
	logging hatchet	6
	lollipop stick	44
	long pork	105
	long pork casserole	2
	long pork chop sandwiches	30
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	187
	longhaired hippy wig	4
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	380
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	24
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	105
	los chinos	2
	lost key	86
	lotion of coldness	45
	lotion of hotness	108
	lotion of sleaziness	82
	lotion of spookiness	196
	lotion of stench	77
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	75
	love song of icy revenge	50
	love song of naughty innuendo	70
	love song of smoldering passion	486
	love song of sugary cuteness	6
	love song of vague ambiguity	57
	lovecat tail	1
	low-budget shield	1
	lowercase N	130
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	16
	lucky rabbit's foot	26
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	2
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	151
	lump of clay	26
	lump of coal	84
	lump of diamond	89
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	4,587
	lupine sword	2
	lynyrd snare	5
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	14
	Mace of the Tortoise	4
	macroplane grater	1
	Mad Train wine	183
	Mae West	19
	magic lamp	3
	magic whistle	24
	magical ice cubes	771
	magical mystery juice	7
	magicalness-in-a-can	67
	magicberry tablets	78
	magilaser blastercannon	33
	magnetic sculpture kit	30
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	2
	maiden wig	11
	makeshift cape	40
	makeshift skirt	2
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	10
	mana curds	2
	mandarina colada	2
	Manetwich	6
	mangled squirrel	1
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	4
	maple leaf	2
	maple syrup	12
	margarita	24
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	171
	mariachi pants	18
	mariachi toothpaste	3
	marinara jug	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	2
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	2
	Mark of the Zombie	2
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
	marshmallow	162
	marshmallow flambé	5
	martini	11
	marzipan skull	37
	massive gemstone	2
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
	massive sitar	2
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	4
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	33
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	47
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	16
	meat from yesterday	1
	Meat maid	1
	meat paste	182
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	208
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	3
	meat vortex	272
	meatcar model	2
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
	megatofu	263
	Meleegra™ pills	32
	melted Jell-o shot	142
	memory of a C	35
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	2
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	33
	memory of a GT base pair	4
	memory of a T	12
	memory of an A	20
	memory of an AG base pair	2
	memory of an AT base pair	20
	memory of some delicious amino acids	11
	menudo	3
	Mer-kin begsign	2
	Mer-kin breastplate	7
	Mer-kin bunwig	2
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin digpick	2
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	3
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	8
	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	7
	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	4
	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
	Mer-kin hookspear	7
	Mer-kin killscroll	9
	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
	Mer-kin lipstick	2
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	6
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	15
	Mer-kin ragejuice	3
	Mer-kin roundshield	3
	Mer-kin saltmint	1
	Mer-kin saltsquid	2
	Mer-kin sawdust	2
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	9
	Mer-kin weaksauce	11
	Mer-kin worktea	4
	mesh cap	23
	metal band T-shirt	3
	metallic A	315
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	644
	Microplushie: Bropane	57
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	23
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	16
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	16
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	36
	Microplushie: Hippylase	79
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	35
	Microplushie: Otakulone	60
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	41
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	58
	mid-level medieval mead	1
	midriff scrubs	6
	milk of magnesium	196
	milky potion	195
	mime army shotglass	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimeplasm	1
	mind flayer corpse	160
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	70
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
	miniature pruning shears	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit dolly	1
	missing wine	7
	Misty Cape	22
	Misty Cloak	16
	Misty Robe	28
	mixed wildflower greens	5
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
	Mohawk wig	1
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mojo filter	42
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	71
	molten brick	21
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	2
	monkey wrench	9
	monomolecular yo-yo	13
	Monstar energy beverage	184
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	7
	monstrous monocle	2
	mood ring	1
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	Moonds	1
	Morbidda trading card	2
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
	mother's little helper	54
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	14
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	147
	mouse skull	1
	moustache sock	1
	moxie magnet	2
	moxie weed	13
	Mr. Haggis	45
	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
	Mr. Mediocrebar	29
	MSG	14
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mulled cider	2
	mullet wig	6
	mummy costume	10
	mummy mask	2
	mummy wrapping	545
	murderbot shield unit	1
	murky potion	190
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	28
	mushroom pizza	1
	muskox-skin cap	1
	musty moccasins	1
	mylar scout drone	6
	mysterious present	4
	mysterious silver lapel pin	12
	nail file	82
	nanite-infested candy cane	8
	nanite-infested eggnog	6
	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
	nanofiber cloth	3
	Nardz energy beverage	6
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	8
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	68
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
	ND	10
	Necbro wafers	2
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	8
	necrotizing body spray	38
	nega-mushroom	1
	negative lump	1
	neoprene skullcap	6
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	38
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	15
	Newman's Own Trousers	8
	NG	7
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	34
	night-vision goggles	8
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	30
	ninja mop	2
	ninja rope	1
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
	not-a-pipe	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	5
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	3
	Nuclear Blastball	35
	nugget of Crimbonium	1
	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nurse's hat	2
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	10
	obsidian dagger	71
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	56
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	7
	octopus's spade	3
	odor extractor	2
	off-white paisley oyster egg	5
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	23
	off-white striped oyster egg	12
	office-supply crossbow	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	2
	oil of expertise	50
	oil of oiliness	61
	Oil of Parrrlay	63
	oil of slipperiness	11
	oil of stability	100
	oil pan	2
	oil slacks	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	2
	ointment of the occult	100
	ojo de pez burrito	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	31
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
	old coin purse	2
	old leather wallet	6
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old school calculator watch	38
	old school flying disc	1
	old soft shoes	3
	old sweatpants	198
	old-fashioned	3
	olive	45
	olive stir-fry	1
	one-winged stab bat	1
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	oozenog	11
	open sauce	16
	opera mask	1
	orange	253
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	19
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	orange peel hat	5
	orange popsicle	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	13
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc wrist	12
	Orcish baseball cap	26
	Orcish cargo shorts	48
	Orcish frat-paddle	18
	orcish hand lotion	33
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	31
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	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
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	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's pelt	3
	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	12
	oven mitts	10
	overcookie	4
	overpriced "imported" beer	3
	oversized pipe	163
	oversized pizza cutter	41
	oversized skullcap	1
	oversized snowflake	1
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	PADL Phone	83
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	Pain Dip	3
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	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
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	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	4
	painting of a glass of wine	1
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	pair of pearidot earrings	2
	palm frond	168
	palm-frond capris	1
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	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	2
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
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	pants of the Slug Lord	16
	panty raider camouflage	62
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	papaya slung	9
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	paper-plate-mail pants	1
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	paperclip cape	1
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	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	8
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	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	party hat	4
	passable elf mask	10
	pasta spoon	60
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	9
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	patchouli oil bomb	75
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	4
	PB&BP	2
	peace accordion	3
	peace-sign necklace	2
	peach	4
	peach lozenge	2
	peach pie	2
	peanut brittle shield	27
	peanut sauce	1
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	pear lozenge	2
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
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	pec oil	14
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	18
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin whip	1
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	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	3
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint sprout	169
	peppermint tailings	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	3
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	34
	perfume of prejudice	1
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	perpendicular hula	17
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	1
	petit fortran	1
	petrified noodles	2
	petrified wood	3
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	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
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	phonics down	320
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	179
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	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	picture of you	1
	Piddles	22
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	pie man was not meant to eat	2
	piece of after eight	4
	piece of wedding cake	2
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	4
	pig-iron helm	5
	pig-iron shinguards	4
	pigeon egg	1
	pile of candy	30
	pile of dungeon junk	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	92
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	pile of jumping beans	28
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of useless robot parts	8
	pimpin' meat hat	1
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	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
	pink candy heart	18
	pink clay bead	12
	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
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	piping organ pie	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate pelvis	19
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	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	25
	pixel chain whip	1
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	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	4
	pixel morning star	1
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	pixel pants	1
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	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	8
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	plain old beer	2
	plain pizza	6
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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	PlexiPips	31
	plot hole	2,485
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	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	42
	pocket lint (blue)	1
	pocket lint (white)	1
	Pocket Square of Loathing	4
	pocket theremin	10
	pocketwatch on a chain	5
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
	pog #03 (warwelf)	2
	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	2
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	3
	pog #08 (hellion)	7
	pog #09 (pirate)	5
	pog #10 (hobo)	3
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
	pointed stick	19
	pointy mushroom	12
	poison pen	4
	poisonous caviar	4
	Pokëmann band-aid	192
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	Polka Pop	44
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	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	6
	Polysniff Perfume	25
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	pool cue	88
	pool of liquid metal	25
	pool torpedo	62
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	pork elf goodies sack	3
	porquoise	25
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	possessed top	20
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	1
	potato sprout	7
	potent potion of potency	3
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	9
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	16
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	46
	potion of X-ray vision	1
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	pottery yo-yo	1
	poutine	15
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	Prelude of Precision	1
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	pressurized potion of perspicacity	2
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	pretty flower	2
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
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	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
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	pristine fish scale	4
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
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	Professor What T-Shirt	13
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	puce plastic oyster egg	2
	puce striped oyster egg	19
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	pufferfish spine	15
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	pulled indigo taffy	9
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	pulled violet taffy	1
	pumpkin	59
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	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	9
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	6
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	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
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	purple prose pen	2
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
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	pygmy concertinette	1
	pygmy nose-bone	29
	pygmy pygment	51
	pygmy spear	10
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	17
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	14
	queen cookie	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	radiation-resistant helmet	1
	radioactive chew toy	2
	radium-flavored potato chips	2
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
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	raisin	2
	Ralph IX cognac	3
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	ram stick	135
	Ram's Face Lager	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	1
	rat appendix kabob	14
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	1
	rat scrapple	2
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratgut	1
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	Rattlin' Chains	76
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	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
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	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	2
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
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	red gummi ingot	45
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	red pixel potion	30
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	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
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	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	3
	resolution: be wealthier	1
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	root beer	3
	rope with some soap on it	1
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	round purple sunglasses	1
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	royal jelly taco	3
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	rubber band gun	8
	rubber nubbin	1
	rubber spatula	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	14
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	18
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	20
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
	ruby on canes	1
	ruby W	171
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	Russian Ice	3
	rusty bonesaw	3
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	rusty staff	1
	s'more	4
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	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
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	sake bomb	252
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	salamander spleen	1
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	Scalp of Gorgolok	17
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	scrap of sticky paper	1
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	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	13
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	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	20
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	screwing pooch	14
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	51
	scroll of drastic healing	290
	scroll of pasta summoning	38
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	scroll of Puddingskin	26
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	scrumptious reagent	1,000
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	seal-brain elixir	132
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	secret blend of herbs and spices	47
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	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
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	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
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	shock belt	15
	shock collar	2
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	shot of blackberry schnapps	7
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	4
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	shot of peach schnapps	2
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	shot of tomato schnapps	6
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	shredded hellseal hide	17
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	silver shrimp fork	26
	silver tongue charrrm	36
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
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	Sinful Desires	7
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	six pack of Mountain Stream	601
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	skeleton key ring	10
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	skull with a fuse in it	1
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	slime-covered speargun	2
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	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	149
	slimy sweetbreads	158
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	small box	10
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	smoky potion	187
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	spring	114
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	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
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	stalk of asparagus	190
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	Steal This Candy	34
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	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench nuggets	35
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	stench wad	139
	stepmom's booze	30
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
	stick	1
	stick of "gum"	17
	stick of dynamite	35
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	stolen accordion	106
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	stolen office supplies	50
	stolen sushi	36
	stone banjo	2
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	stone frisbee	333
	stone of eXtreme power	121
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	strawberry	160
	strawberry daiquiri	30
	strawberry pie	5
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	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	2
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	strawberyl	50
	strawberyl necklace	2
	stray chihuahua	15
	stress ball	3
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
	string of dingle balls	1
	stringy sinew	1
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	studded leather boxer shorts	1
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	stuffed angry cow	60
	stuffed astral badger	68
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	69
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	146
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
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	stuffed Cheshire bitten	84
	stuffed cocoabo	11
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	4
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	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	70
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	90
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
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	stuffed hand turkey	72
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	226
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	79
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	stuffed Meat	109
	stuffed mind flayer	95
	stuffed mink	113
	stuffed monocle	86
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
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	stuffed shoulder parrot	39
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	85
	stuffed snowy owl	79
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	67
	stuffed spooky mushroom	26
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	78
	stuffed teddy butler	98
	stuffed tin of caviar	93
	stuffed treasure chest	193
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	67
	stuffing	9
	stunt nuts	51
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
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	stylish swimsuit	58
	styrofoam ore	10
	styrofoam staff	1
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	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	84
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	5
	suede shortsword	1
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	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
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	sugar shank	2
	sugar shard	115
	sugar sheet	921
	sugar shield	40
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	sugar shirt	9
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	sugar shotgun	2
	sugar-coated pine cone	12
	Summer Nights	1
	sunken chest	65
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	33
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	5
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	245
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	Supernova Champagne	37
	supportive bra	2
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	swamp lolly	3
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	sweet mochi ball	8
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	sweet rims	3
	Sweet Sword	38
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	swirly potion	207
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	8
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	Sword of Dark Omens	12
	swordzall	1
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	T.U.R.D.S. Key	23
	t8r tots	99
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	105
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	92
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	78
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	tail o' nine cats	1
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	Tales from the Fireside	5
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
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	tangerine	2
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	tarrrnish charrrm	42
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	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	179
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	teddy borg	5
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	tempura cucumber	1
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	that gum you like	13
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
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	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	60
	The Bomb	2
	The Cooler Out of Space	22
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	the funk	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	4
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
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	The Lost Glasses	4
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	16
	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
	The Necbronomicon	2
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
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	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
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	This Charming Flan	1
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	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
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	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	6
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
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	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
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	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
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	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
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	tiny house	687
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	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
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	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	45
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	41
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	27
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	tiny plastic bee swarm	49
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	50
	tiny plastic Beebee King	22
	tiny plastic beebee queue	35
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
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	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	35
	tiny plastic blazing bat	48
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	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
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	tiny plastic buzzerker	51
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	36
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	54
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	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	24
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	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
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	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	7
	tiny plastic grue	1
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	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	40
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	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
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	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	39
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	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
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	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	47
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	tiny plastic peacannon	33
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	tiny plastic the Free Man	22
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	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
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	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
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	WA	16
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	Wand of Nagamar	45
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	wang	11
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	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear electric long johns	1
	warbear electric warscarf	1
	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip	4
	warbear energy bracers	2
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear goggles	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear laser beacon	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear metalworking primer	5
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	3
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear party pants	1
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plain helm	1
	warbear plain ushanka	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear polarized goggles	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear superpotion	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear warscarf	1
	warbear whosit	56
	warehouse key	1
	warm mushroom	3
	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
	wasabi marble soda	9
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	411
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	2
	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	61
	Wax Flask	6
	wax hat	1
	wax pants	1
	weremoose spit	17
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	6
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	6
	whip kit	22
	whisker pencil	70
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey sour	40
	white belt	1
	white Canadian	11
	white candy heart	25
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	10
	white chocolate chip brownies	2
	white chocolate chip cookies	6
	white chocolate chips	70
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	26
	white collar	8
	white earbuds	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	22
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	17
	white picket fence	6
	white pixel	256
	white rice	1
	white satin pants	18
	white satin shield	12
	white snake skin	110
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	19
	white tulip	1
	white whip	1
	white Xanadian	2
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
	wicker shield	1
	wiffle-flail	2
	wild honey pie	1
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	15
	wind-up chattering teeth	1
	wind-up ensign	2
	wind-up meatcar	18
	wind-up navigation droid	2
	wind-up owl	24
	wind-up Whatsian robot	3
	windchimes	1
	wine spritzer	1
	wine-soaked bone chips	16
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	187
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
	witch wart	2
	witty rapier	51
	woimbook	1
	Woldo trading card	2
	wolf mask	1
	wolfman mask	1
	Wolfman Nardz	2
	wonderwall shield	1
	wooden axe	3
	wooden block	2
	wooden figurine	11
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden spoon	1
	wooden stakes	17
	wool hat	91
	wooly loincloth	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	Workytime Tea	3
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	world's smallest violin	1
	worn tophat	1
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	worthless trinket	1
	woven baling wire bracelets	7
	wreath of laurels	4
	wrench bracelet	18
	wriggling severed nose	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	2
	wumpus hair	64
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wussiness potion	1
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray specs	1
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
	Xiblaxian crystal	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	14
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	2
	yakskin pants	2
	yam candy	2
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	3
	Ye Olde Meade	10
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow candy heart	37
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	yellow gummi ingot	40
	yellow matter custard	9
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	14
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
	yeti fur	1
	yo-yo	11
	yohohoyo	1
	yummy death watch beetle	34
	Yummy Tummy bean	1
	Ze™ goggles	90
	zen motorcycle	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	2
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zombie dinosaur egg	1
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	2
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	2
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1