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This player is ranked #365 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,380 items.

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StaffordMeister (#1823709)
This player has 2,380 unique items and 47,464 total items in his/her display case.

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'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 6
1-ball 3
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 25
2-ball 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 23
33398 scroll 48
334 scroll 31
4-ball 6
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 12
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 3
6-ball 6
64067 scroll 1
7-ball 3
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 12
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 13
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 9
a butt tuba 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 3
acid-squirting flower 10
acoustic guitarrr 5
adder bladder 18
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
airblaster gun 3
Alewife™ Ale 12
all-purpose cleaner 9
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 2
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 8
amulet of extreme plot significance 145
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 10
ancient protein powder 10
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 2
ancient stone fist 13
ancient stone head 7
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 4
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 2
ant hoe 1
anti-anti-antidote 23
anticheese 3
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 8
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 20
antique helmet 17
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 7
antique shield 24
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 14
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 1
arrrgyle socks 4
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos ore 21
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 5
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 19
aspirin 1
asshat 15
astral mushroom 4
astronaut pants 1
awful poetry journal 603
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 9
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 3
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 8
bag of Cheat-Os 121
bag of lard 4
balaclava 38
balaclava baklava 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 4
banana 1
banana peel 26
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 37
barbed-wire fence 77
bargain flash powder 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
barrrnacle 31
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
baseball 4
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
basic meat spork 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 13
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 5
batblade 6
batgut 60
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 11
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 72
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
bed of coals 6
beefy fish meat 5
beer bomb 23
beer bong 1
beer helmet 9
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 1
begpwnia 38
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 8
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 9
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 9
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 4
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 23
big stick 1
bilge wine 21
bindlestocking 13
bird rib 11
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 4
bite-me-red lipstick 35
bitter bowtie 1
black & tan 1
black catseye marble 1
black eyedrops 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 5
black greaves 9
black helmet 3
black kettle drum 6
Black No. 2 8
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 6
black pepper 4
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 73
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black pudding 2
black shield 7
black snake skin 10
black snowcone 1
black striped oyster egg 15
black sword 7
black-and-blue light 73
blackberry 18
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 295
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 166
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 71
blood flower 1
Blood Light 6
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 2
bloody clown pants 26
blue class ring 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 10
blue pixel potion 4
blue plasma ball 79
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 2
blue striped oyster egg 24
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 10
blundarrrbus 5
boilermaker 1
bone collar 4
bone flute 7
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 3
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 4
Boozehounds Anonymous token 8
Bordeaux Marteaux 3
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 11
bottle of alcohol 8
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 10
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of gin 53
bottle of goofballs 6
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of melodramamine 5
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 62
bottle of peppermint schnapps 5
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 174
bottle of sake 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 214
bottle of vodka 92
bottle of whiskey 80
bottled inspiration 25
boulder 10
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bowl of cottage cheese 99
box 63
box of Familiar Jacks 3
box of sunshine 19
box turtle 2
boxed champagne 4
boxed wine 316
boxing glove 16
boxing glove on a spring 1
brains casserole 1
brand new key 2
brass stinger 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 5
brick of sand 5
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 332
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO python 23
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 6
broken skull 6
broken sword 15
bronze breastplate 2
brown crock marble 2
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 13
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 10
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 21
bugbear bungguard 23
bugbear purification pill 2
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bullet-proof corduroys 7
bum cheek 105
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 1
buoybottoms 5
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 1
C.H.U.M. knife 29
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of depilatory cream 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 25
can of spinach 3
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 10
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied yams 18
candy cane 6
candy kneecapping stick 14
candy knuckles 14
cane-mail pants 2
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 11
canopic jar 6
canteen of wine 2
carbonated soy milk 75
carbonated water lily 5
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 3
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 7
carob chunks 66
carrot nose 4
casino pass 3
cast 31
cat appendix 4
catgut 14
catskin buckler 1
cement sandals 5
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 6
chamoisole 3
chaos butterfly 996
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 2
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 112
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 76
chef's hat 55
cherry 10
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 17
chocolate cigar 17
chocolate filthy lucre 3
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 5
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 3
Chorale of Companionship 2
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 3
chrome crossbow 2
chrome ore 29
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
cinnamon troll doll 2
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 7
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 78
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 12
clown shoes 5
clown skin 33
clown whip 1
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 2
club necklace 11
club of the five seasons 4
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 6
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 157
coffin lid 1
cog 518
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold ninja mask 4
cold nuggets 1
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 14
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 13
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 419
comfy coffin 9
communications windchimes 4
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 6
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 39
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 2
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 6
copper ha'penny charrrm 8
corncob pipe 35
cornuthaum 12
Corpse Island iced tea 15
corpse on the beach 24
corpsedriver 17
corpsetini 22
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
costume sword 2
cracker 3
cranberries 10
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 3
cream stout 3
creamsicle 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 4,045
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 12
CRIMBCOLOAF 12
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 5
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 15
Crimbo wreath 9
Crimbomination Contraption 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 9
crown-shaped beanie 2
cruelty-free wine 16
crusty hula hoop 7
crystallized memory 4
CSA cheerfulness ration 19
CSA discount card 25
CSA fire-starting kit 26
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 18
cup of infinite pencils 23
cup of primitive beer 2
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 9
cursed black pearl onion 7
cursed piece of thirteen 15
cursed sea biscuit 12
cyber-mattock 2
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daisy 1
dance card 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 9
das boot 1
dead guy's watch 16
deadly lampshade 2
decaying goldfish liver 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 12
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 6
delectable fire ant 1
delicious shimmering moth 6
demon buckler 1
demon skin 40
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 2
dented harmonica 70
deodorant 3
depantsing bomb 10
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 5
designer handbag 2
detective skull 1
diamond necklace 12
diamond-studded cane 17
diamond-studded fronts 5
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 4
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 3
dinged-up triangle 1
dirty hobo gloves 169
disassembled clover 69
disbelief suspenders 71
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 29
disco mask 32
disease 24
disembodied brain 35
disembodied smile 4
disintegrating quill pen 260
disintegrating sheet music 3
displaced fish 6
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 5
distressed denim pants 10
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 2
divine blowout 21
divine can of silly string 3
divine champagne flute 6
divine cracker 6
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 3
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 58
dollhive 52
Dolphin King's crown 3
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 4
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 21
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 3
dragon snaps 10
dragonfish caviar 4
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 1
dried face 12
Drowsy Sword 9
drum machine 5
drum of pomade 2
dry noodles 12
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 9
dubious peppermint 11
duct tape 21
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
dull fish scale 30
dungeoneer's dungarees 5
dungeoneering kit 8
dusty bottle of Marsala 28
dusty bottle of Merlot 27
dusty bottle of Muscat 17
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 5
dusty bottle of Port 3
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dwarf bread 3
dwarvish magazine 10
Dyspepsi-Cola 21
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Earring of Fire 3
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 2
effervescent potion 11
effluvious emerald 3
eggnog 31
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
elephant stinger 3
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 100
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 2
elven suicide capsule 67
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 12
empty meat tank 2
enchanted barbell 5
enchanted bean 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 6
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 3
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 5
Ent cider 129
epic wad 12
escargotsicle 2
evil golden arch 7
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 6
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 14
extra-strength strongness elixir 5
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 5
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 5
eye of newt 137
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 1
eyepatch 26
f3d0r4 12
facehugging alien 5
facsimile dictionary 3
fake blood 1
false eyelashes 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 12
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 29
fancy dress ball 2
fancy opera glasses 9
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 18
fat loot token 9
fat stacks of cash 17
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 19
fermenting powder 13
ferret bait 13
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 3
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 40
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
figurine of a charred seal 8
figurine of a cold seal 11
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy corduroys 91
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 104
filthy lucre 18
filthy pestle 63
filthy poultice 9
fine wine 2
finger cymbals 6
fire 2
fire flower 3
fire poi 3
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 2
fishy wand 1
fizzy potion 16
flamin' bindle 4
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 10
flaming feather 45
flaming mushroom 1
flaming talons 10
flange 7
flaregun 50
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 2
flavored foot massage oil 85
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 31
floaty gravel 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 25
floorboard cruft 1
flowing hippy skirt 1
fluid of fudge-finding 31
flute of flat champagne 11
flypaper staff 1
foam dart 73
foam noodle 6
foolscap fool's cap 8
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forest tears 1
fortune cookie 2
Frat Army FGF 20
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 31
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 6
French slippers 1
frightful feather 48
frigid air mattress 6
frigid fudgepuck 525
frigid ninja stars 31
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 15
Frogade 7
Frost™ brand sword 1
frosty halo 3
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen feather 29
frozen mushroom 1
fruitcake 3
fruity girl swill 1
fudge bunny 3
fudge cube 4
fudge lily 46
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 4
fudgecycle 48
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 3
funhouse mirror 2
funky dried mushroom 56
furniture dolly 10
furry fur 1
furry halo 3
furry pants 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 1
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 77
Game Grid token 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 19
garish pinky ring 11
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 12
gator skin 1
gauze garter 46
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 3
Genalen™ Bottle 8
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost trap 21
ghostly body paint 3
ghuol ears 22
ghuol egg 29
ghuol egg quiche 2
ghuol guolash 8
giant cactus quill 2
giant candy cane 2
giant cheesestick 2
giant designer sunglasses 11
giant discarded bottlecap 5
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant foam finger 11
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant moxie weed 7
giant needle 1
giant pinky ring 10
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gibson 1
gift-a-pult 5
gill rings 1
gimlet 3
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread horror 2
gingerbread house 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
glass of baboon milk 23
glass of goat's milk 11
glimmering raven feather 1
glistening fish meat 2
glistening staff 1
glob of green slime 4
globe of Deep Sauce 7
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 2
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 6
glowing red eye 1
glowing syringe 9
gnashing teeth 15
gnatwing 11
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 17
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnoll lips 6
gnoll teeth 7
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish flyswatter 8
Gnollish pie server 4
Gnollish pie tin 4
Gnollish plunger 5
Gnollish slotted spoon 7
Gnollish toolbox 19
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 563
goat beard 7
goat cheese 15
goat cheese pizza 3
goatskin umbrella 5
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin hunting spear 5
gold crown 4
gold lamé pants 1
Goodfella contract 8
Gordon Bennett 3
goth kid t-shirt 6
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 1
grape troll doll 2
grapefruit 5
grapes 3
grass blade 3
grass clippings 1
grass hat 3
grass skirt 3
grass whistle 2
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 6
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 3
grease gun 1
green beer 22
green candy heart 1
Green Clover of Justice 3
green drunki-bear 1
green gummi ingot 34
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 90
green pixel potion 2
green smoke bomb 7
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 8
grouper fangirl 2
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 39
groupie spangles 39
grue egg 7
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 7
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 5
grungy flannel shirt 4
guano coffee cup 14
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 14
guitar pick 2
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 2
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 16
gummi snake 16
gummi trilobite 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 1
half-rotten brain 1
half-sized guitar 29
halibut 1
hamethyst 10
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 1
handful of confetti 9
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of moss 6
handful of pine needles 1
handful of sand 29
handful of sawdust 15
handful of walnuts 22
handmade hobby horse 1
happiness 4
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
Hatorade 5
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 13
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 6
heavy D 1,257
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy necklace chain 1
Heimandatz's heart 1
hellion cube 45
hellseal claw 120
hellseal whisker 105
helmet turtle 25
hemp net 15
hemp string 143
henna face paint 11
herb brownies 3
herbal stuffing 14
herbs 3
hermit permit 14
herringcello 72
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippopotamus skin 6
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 2
hippy bongo 81
hippy medical kit 7
hippy protest button 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo nickel 200
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 3
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hollandaise helmet 6
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 2
hopping socks 9
horizontal tango 3
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot cross bow 1
hot date 2
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot katana blade 51
hot nuggets 2
hot plate 5
hot wad 2
hot wing 15
huge gold coin 13
huge pumpkin 2
huge spoon 3
hypodermic needle 5
ice skate doll 3
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold fotie 13
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 122
ice-cold six-pack 2
ice-cold Willer 52
iced-out bling 1
icy-hot katana 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 8
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 1
Imp Ale 34
imp unity ring 5
infernal fife 16
infernal insoles 15
inflatable duck 2
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 14
inkwell 232
Inndya trading card 1
insane tophat 1
interesting-looking twig 55
irate sombrero 13
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
jack flapper 59
Jack-in-the-box 7
jamfish jam 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 12
jerky coins 184
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 5
joybuzzer 4
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 7
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 7
jumbo olive 1
jungle drum 2
keg shield 3
ketchup 100
ketchup hound 17
kick-ass kicks 5
Kissin' Cousins 7
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 8
kneecapping stick 8
knob bugle 6
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 4
Knob Goblin elite helm 8
Knob Goblin elite pants 7
Knob Goblin elite polearm 8
Knob Goblin elite shirt 4
Knob Goblin firecracker 99
Knob Goblin harem pants 15
Knob Goblin harem veil 12
Knob Goblin love potion 51
Knob Goblin lunchbox 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin pants 78
Knob Goblin perfume 10
Knob Goblin scimitar 71
Knob Goblin seltzer 19
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin steroids 12
Knob Goblin superseltzer 7
Knob Goblin tongs 74
Knob Goblin Uberpants 3
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob mushroom 2
Knob pasty 3
Knob sausage 3
Knoll mushroom 1
Knoll shroomkabob 6
knuckle sandwich 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 2
kumquat 1
large box 24
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
LARP membership card 1
lavender candy heart 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lead necklace 30
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 91
leather chaps 6
leather mask 17
leathery bat skin 15
leathery cat skin 11
leathery rat skin 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
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lemon meringue pie 4
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 2
leprechaun hatchling 1
Let Me Be! 6
letterman's jacket 5
lewd playing card 10
licorice garrote 15
lihc eye 16
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 11
lime 62
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 4
line 35
linoleum crossbow 2
linoleum ore 41
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
linoleum sword hilt 3
lint 12
lion oil 15
little box of fireworks 1
little paper umbrella 67
live lobster 1
live wire 8
llama lama gong 10
Lobos Mints 19
Lockenstock™ sandals 2
lollipop cufflinks 3
lollipop stick 461
long pork 5
long pork casserole 1
long skinny balloon 27
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 38
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 9
los chinos 36
lost key 2
lotion of spookiness 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 2
love song of naughty innuendo 2
love song of sugary cuteness 1
lowercase N 22
lucky bottlecap 24
lucky rabbit's foot 6
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 10
lump of diamond 24
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 1
LWA ring 1
M-242 49
Mad Train wine 368
Mae West 3
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 73
magical ice cubes 137
magicalness-in-a-can 33
magilaser blastercannon 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic sculpture kit 1
magnifying glass 2
maiden wig 8
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 2
mandarina colada 3
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
many-eyed glasses 8
maple syrup 1
mariachi G-string 20
mariachi hat 7
mariachi pants 28
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 5
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
martini 1
marzipan skull 4
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 17
mauve paisley oyster egg 6
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 6
Maxing, Relaxing 7
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 2
meat engine 1
meat from yesterday 1
meat paste 92
meat stack 1
meat vortex 419
meatcar model 6
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 3
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 2
medium slimy cyst 4
megatofu 124
Meleegra™ pills 1
melted Jell-o shot 1
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of an AG base pair 3
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 6
menudo 1
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 4
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 11
Mer-kin foodbucket 9
Mer-kin healscroll 11
Mer-kin hidepaint 6
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 4
Mer-kin prayerbeads 3
Mer-kin pressureglobe 5
Mer-kin roundshield 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 6
Mer-kin takebag 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 4
Mer-kin wordquiz 2
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 4
metallic A 479
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 15
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 252
milky potion 9
mind flayer corpse 10
miner's helmet 15
miner's pants 7
miniature antlers 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Mint Yulep 1
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 3
misfit teddy bear 2
mixed wildflower greens 18
Mohawk wig 1
moist sailor's cap 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 2
Mon Tiki 2
Monstar energy beverage 16
monster bait 1
moonglasses 3
Morbidda trading card 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 8
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 8
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 177
Mr. Joe's bangles 28
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 276
mummy mask 3
mummy wrapping 22
murky potion 6
Muschat 2
mushroom fermenting solution 6
mushroom pizza 2
nanite-infested candy cane 5
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
Nardz energy beverage 4
nasty rat mask 1
natty blue ascot 15
natural fennel soda 38
ND 3
necrotizing body spray 11
Neuromancer 2
neurostim pill 10
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 4
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 3
night-vision goggles 13
ninja hot pants 12
ninja mop 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
nurse's hat 1
obsidian dagger 9
ocarina of space 22
octopus's spade 7
off-white paisley oyster egg 7
off-white plastic oyster egg 7
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
off-white striped oyster egg 4
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of oiliness 3
Oil of Parrrlay 8
oil of slipperiness 5
oil slacks 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 4
old leather wallet 2
old school flying disc 1
old sweatpants 7
olive 1
olive stir-fry 1
oozenog 2
orange 24
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 5
orange peel hat 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish baseball cap 5
Orcish cargo shorts 5
Orcish frat-paddle 6
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 1,072
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oversized pipe 4
oversized pizza cutter 1
ovoid leather thing 11
oyster basket 6
oyster egg balloon 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of KWE trading card 8
pack of pogs 108
packet of beer nuts 1
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 1
PADL Phone 7
pail 7
pair of bolt cutters 25
pair of ragged claws 4
pair of twitching claws 10
palm frond 20
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 6
panhandle panhandling hat 6
panty raider camouflage 4
papaya 19
papaya taco 2
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 30
pasta spoon 25
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 206
patchouli oil bomb 4
patent antipsychotics 5
patent leather shoes 1
peace-sign necklace 5
peach lozenge 3
peanut brittle shield 8
peanut sauce 1
pear lozenge 3
pearidot 2
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 67
penguin skin 1
penguin thesaurus 1
peppermint sprout 10
perforated battle paddle 6
perfume of prejudice 104
pernicious cudgel 1
personal massager 5
personalized birthday cake 3
personalized coffee mug 82
pestoblade 1
pet rock 3
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 2
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 5
petrified wood 193
phat turquoise bead 83
phat turquoise bracelet 4
phish stick 4
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 13
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickle-flavored chewing gum 9
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 4
piece of wedding cake 10
pile of candy 1
pile of dusty animal bones 26
pile of gold coins 31
pile of jumping beans 31
pile of loose snow 3
pile of useless robot parts 18
pimpin' meat hat 1
pine tar 6
Pine-Fresh air freshener 27
pink candy heart 2
pink clay bead 6
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 4
pirate brochure 8
pirate pelvis 1
pirate shirt 21
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 8
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 9
plastic cup of beer 2
plastic guitar 15
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plot hole 1
plum lozenge 1
plump juicy grub 86
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 14
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pointed stick 3
pointy mushroom 4
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 17
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
polka-dot bow tie 5
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
poodle skirt 11
pool cue 9
pool of liquid metal 6
porquoise 7
porquoise eyebrow ring 3
porquoise necklace 5
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
possessed tomato 4
possessed top 3
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
poutine 1
poutine pole 1
powdered donut 36
powdered organs 4
powdered wig 2
pr0n legs 38
pregnant mushroom 2
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 12
pretty bouquet 14
pretty flower 8
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 5
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 752
procrastination potion 484
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 9
protein paste 4
prussian cathouse 3
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psycho sweater 1
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 4
puce polka-dot oyster egg 2
puce striped oyster egg 23
puff of smoke 17
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulsing flesh 1
pumpkinhead mask 296
purple pixel pie 1
purple snowcone 1
Putrid Pendant 2
pygmy blowgun 2
pygmy nose-bone 3
pygmy spear 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 2
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
radium-flavored potato chips 177
raisin 1
Ram's Face Lager 2
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 3
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 17
ratarang 1
rave whistle 2
ravioli hat 30
razor-sharp can lid 55
really dense meat stack 5
really really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 5
red China marble 1
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 23
red paisley oyster egg 1
red pixel 6
red pixel potion 6
red plastic baby 19
red plastic oyster egg 8
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
Red Rover BB gun 4
red snowcone 21
red striped oyster egg 1
red wagon 4
red-and-green sweater 2
redrum 1
reinforced beaded headband 6
reodorant 19
repeating crossbow 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
ribbon candy 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 23
ridiculous earring 2
ridiculous sandwich 55
ridiculous sunglasses 5
ridiculously huge sword 1
rigid carapace 6
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 83
ring of cold resistance 2
ring of conflict 3
Ring of Fire 2
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 5
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
roasted marshmallow 139
robotronic egg 7
rock 3
Rock Pops 1
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 5
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 10
rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 3
roll of toilet paper 58
roller skate doll 8
rope with some soap on it 1
rough fish scale 26
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 10
royal jelly 9
royal jelly taco 6
rubber axe 2
rubber emo roe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 6
rubber WWJD? bracelet 9
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 14
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 10
ruby W 60
rum barrel charrrm 3
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 6
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 2
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty piece of rebar 3
S.A.V.E. flyer 10
sabre teeth 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 4
safety vest 1
sake bomb 26
salamander slurry 3
salamander spleen 133
salty dog 2
sand dollar 107
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 6
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 298
sausage pizza 35
sawblade fragment 5
sawblade shield 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 7
Schrödinger's thermos 264
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
screwdriver 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 15
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 2
scrumptious reagent 16
sea avocado 3
sea blueberry 22
sea broccoli 21
sea carrot 2
sea cauliflower 29
sea cucumber 4
sea leather 1
sea persimmon 19
sea radish 2
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 2
seal-blubber candle 2
seal-clubbing club 23
seal-skull helmet 30
seaode 2
seaweed 19
secret blend of herbs and spices 10
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 60
sewer nuggets 1
sham champagne 5
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 28
shark jumper 2
shark tooth necklace 2
shingle 2
shining halo 4
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny ring 11
shiny tribal beads 35
shock collar 1
shot of flower schnapps 6
shredded hellseal hide 5
silent beret 1
silver shrimp fork 3
silver tongue charrrm 13
Sinful Desires 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 2
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 15
six-armed sweater 4
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
six-rainbow shield 2
sk8board 1
skate blade 6
skate board 1
skate skin 31
skeleton bone 107
skeleton key 45
skewer 23
slab of sponge 2
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 8
sleaze wad 1
sleazy bindle 5
sleeping stocking 11
slick fish meat 3
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
slime convention pin 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime-covered necklace 1
slime-covered speargun 1
slime-soaked brain 2
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slimy alveolus 14
slimy fermented bile bladder 269
slimy sweetbreads 305
slow jam collection 1
slug of rum 4
slug of shochu 6
slug of vodka 5
small box 31
small leather glove 1
small slimy cyst 4
smart skull 37
smoky potion 10
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snake 2
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 3
snarling wolf shield 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 4
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 35
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowball 1
snowboarder pants 5
soda water 2
soggy seed packet 5
solid baconstone earring 2
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid gold bowling ball 6
solid gold pegleg 2
sonar-in-a-biscuit 2
sorority brain 1
sorority girl's box 1
soul mask 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 12
soylent staff 1
spade necklace 12
spaghetti cult mask 15
spaghetti cult rosary 11
Spam Witch sammich 15
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly unitard 14
sparkler 3
special sauce glove 1
spectral pickle 2
spectre scepter 5
SPF 451 lip balm 2
spice melange 2
spiced rum 1
spices 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spider web 202
spiked femur 8
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spooky bark 337
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 11
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 1
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 260
spooky nuggets 5
spooky powder 1
spooky sap 689
spooky shrunken head 28
spooky staff 3
spooky stick 32
spooky stir-fry 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 149
spooky wad 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spork 2
spring 507
sprocket 353
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
squashed frog 104
squeaky staff 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 6
stainless steel slacks 2
stainless steel solitaire 1
stalk of asparagus 5
stapler bear 1
star 51
star buckler 1
star chart 43
star crossbow 6
star hat 11
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 5
star pants 1
star shirt 2
star staff 2
star starfish 1
starchy staff 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 5
steely marble 1
stench nuggets 2
stench wad 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 5
stick of dynamite 2
stick-on eyebrow piercing 80
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 1
stinkin' bindle 3
stinky mushroom 1
stolen accordion 36
stolen office supplies 1
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 1
stone of eXtreme power 11
strange cube 1
strange shiny disc 1
straw hat 1
strawberry 106
strawberry wine 8
strawberyl 2
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 6
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 2
strongness elixir 53
stuffed alien blob 3
stuffed astral badger 27
stuffed baby gravy fairy 27
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 46
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 35
stuffed cocoabo 91
stuffed crazy bastard sword 7
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed dodo 1
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 23
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 33
stuffed gray blob 8
stuffed hand turkey 28
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 61
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 33
stuffed martini 3
stuffed Meat 52
stuffed mind flayer 22
stuffed mink 34
stuffed monocle 35
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed scary death orb 22
stuffed shoulder parrot 20
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 21
stuffed snowy owl 45
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 69
stuffed spooky mushroom 89
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 52
stuffed teddy butler 51
stuffed tin of caviar 47
stuffed treasure chest 52
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 98
stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 2
stunt nuts 2
sturdy Crimbo crate 245
stylish swimsuit 4
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 38
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 7
sugar chapeau 1
sugar cherry 1
sugar lime 1
sugar shard 7
sugar sheet 9
sugar shield 3
Summer Nights 5
sunken chest 15
suntan lotion of moxiousness 7
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 875
superamplified boom box 1
superheated fudge 25
Supernova Champagne 2
suspicious-looking fedora 1
Swabbie™ swab 4
swashbuckling pants 22
sweet ninja sword 3
swirly potion 13
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword of static 1
taco shell 47
Tales from the Fireside 7
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 8
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
tambourine 49
tambourine bells 12
tangarita 5
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 2
tap shoes 3
targeting chip 3
tarrrnish charrrm 9
tassel 9
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1
tasty louse 18
tasty tart 4
tattered paper crown 2
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy bear 7
teddy bear sewing kit 3
teddy borg 6
teeny-tiny magic scroll 6
teflon spatula 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 3
ten-leaf clover 1
tenderizing hammer 4
teqiwila slammer 5
tequila sunrise 1
tequila with training wheels 1
terrible poem 1
The Art of Slapfighting 6
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 7
The Cooler Out of Space 7
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Joy of Wassailing 14
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Ring 2
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 4
thin black candle 1,395
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
thistle wine 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing rage gland 22
throwing bone 1
throwing wrench 37
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 3
Tiger-lily's milk 10
tighty whiteys 1
time halo 7
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bindle 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 6
tiny fly glasses 3
tiny goth giant 2
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 5
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 9
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 7
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 7
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 6
tiny plastic angry goat 8
tiny plastic angry space marine 2
tiny plastic anime smiley 6
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 7
tiny plastic astronomer 6
tiny plastic Axe Wound 9
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 8
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 5
tiny plastic barrrnacle 4
tiny plastic batbugbear 7
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 4
tiny plastic beanbat 9
tiny plastic bee swarm 4
tiny plastic beebee gunners 6
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 3
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 5
tiny plastic Big Candy 7
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 4
tiny plastic Black Knight 9
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 3
tiny plastic blazing bat 9
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 8
tiny plastic blooper 9
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 2
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 6
tiny plastic brainsweeper 8
tiny plastic briefcase bat 6
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tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
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