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queenoftheNAUGHTiez (#1858309)
This player has 5,715 unique items and 325,552 total items in his/her display case.

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"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1,037
"KICK ME" sign 67
"meat" stick 1
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 18
1-ball 103
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 182
1952 Mickey Mantle card 6
2-ball 118
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 85
30669 scroll 226
33398 scroll 157
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 359
4-ball 82
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 49
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 79
6-ball 50
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 44
7-ball 93
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 190
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 88
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 205
A muse-bouche 3
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 61
abominable snowcone 7
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 20
accord ion 108
accordion file 49
Accordion of Jordion 40
accordionoid rocca 34
acid-squirting flower 69
acoustic guitarrr 185
actual reality goggles 82
actual tapas 1
adder 104
adder bladder 222
adhesive tape dolly 2
adorable seal larva 14
adventurer clone egg 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 8
Aggressive Carrot 1
agua de vida 109
airblaster gun 180
airborne mutagen 1
alarm accordion 36
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 41
Alice's Army Alchemist 525
Alice's Army Bowman 232
Alice's Army Cleric 244
Alice's Army Coward 197
Alice's Army Dervish 48
Alice's Army Guard 553
Alice's Army Halberder 548
Alice's Army Hammerman 209
Alice's Army Horseman 234
Alice's Army Lanceman 208
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 534
Alice's Army Martyr 49
Alice's Army Ninja 535
Alice's Army Nurse 514
Alice's Army Page 531
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 515
Alice's Army Sniper 41
Alice's Army Spearsman 525
Alice's Army Swordsman 546
Alice's Army Wallman 527
alien autoautopsy kit 3
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien hologram projector 2
alien protein powder 1
all-purpose cleaner 242
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 7
Ambitious Turkey 3
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 66
amok pudding 1
amok putter 10
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 2
Amulet of Yendor 31
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 5
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 38
ancient ice cream scoop 41
ancient Magi-Wipes 428
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 151
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 241
Ancient Saucehelm 16
ancient spice 206
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 3
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 10
anemone sauce 14
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 9
Angry Farmer candy 126
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
angry inch 14
angst burger 2
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 26
ant agonist 107
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 9
ant pick 9
ant pitchfork 6
ant rake 10
ant sickle 6
anti-anti-antidote 27
anticheese 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 37
antique hand mirror 51
antique helmet 38
antique machete 25
antique packet of ketchup 43
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 1
antique shield 44
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 31
antique spyglass 2
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 15
arm buzzer 1
armgun 383
around the world 1,790
arrowgram 24
arrrgyle socks 30
Arrrmetia trading card 3
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 47
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 7
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 43
asbestos crossbow 20
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 236
asbestos staff 5
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 4
asbestos sword hilt 4
asbestos thermos 2
ASCII fu manchu 8
ASCII shirt 76
ash soda 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 128
asparagus lo mein 7
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 324
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 4
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 89
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 2
autocalliope 275
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 88
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 6
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 66
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 11
bacon bath ball 6
baconstone 52
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 128
badass pie 13
badge of authority 6
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 49
bag of bones 6
bag of Cheat-Os 15
bag of GORF 322
bag of GORP 325
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 13
bag of many confections 7
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 4
bag of QWOP 99
bag of unfinished business 6
bag of W&Ws 37
baggie of powdered sugar 64
Bal-musette accordion 10
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 11
ball 5
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 14
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 206
baloney rotgut 2
balsa plank 25
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 14
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 3
banana milkshake 3
banana peel 4
banana smoothie 6
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 52
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 12
Bangyomaman battle juice 3
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 108
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 4
bargain flash powder 22
baritone accordion 329
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacled barrel 1
Barney's rake 13
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 11
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 6
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 118
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 31
Barulio's bottle 12
basaltamander tongue 2
baseball 64
Bash-Ōs boxtop 3
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 5
bat guano 238
bat haggis 1
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 371
bat wing kabob 31
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 5
batarang 7
batblade 149
batgut 590
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 18
battered Crimbo Crate 39
Battlie Light Saver 38
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 96
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 10
beach glass bead 98
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 2
beard incense 3
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 9
beautiful rainbow 4
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 5
bed of coals 6
beefy fish meat 28
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 936
beer bong 302
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 778
beer lens 57
beer-a-pult 4
beer-battered accordion 443
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 45
beertini 16
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
begpwnia 10
beholed bedsheet 7
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 39
bejeweled pledge pin 543
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 61
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 7
Belt of Howling Anger 10
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 9
berries of suffering 8
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE shotglass 51
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 30
big bass drum 89
big boom 6
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 5
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 262
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 2
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 7
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
Bit O' Quail Spleen 5
bit of clingfilm 67
bit-o-cactus 111
bite-me-red lipstick 48
BitterSweetTarts 7
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 22
black belt 1
black blade 3
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 2
black candy heart 34
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 13
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 28
black forest ham 58
black friar's tonsure 40
black gold 6
black greaves 89
black helmet 64
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 78
black label 12
black lotus 1
black magic powder 38
Black No. 2 159
black paisley oyster egg 34
black pension check 1
black pepper 33
black picnic basket 11
black pixel 179
black plastic oyster egg 13
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 18
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 87
black snake skin 96
black snowcone 20
black spot 5
black striped oyster egg 6
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black tear 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 160
blackberry 266
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 16
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 158
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 11
blended frozen swill 4
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 13
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob of acid 35
blob of Alphredo™ 13
blob of wood glue 26
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
Blood 'n' Plenty 7
blood flower 1
Blood Light 15
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood sausage 2
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 20
bloodstain stick 2
bloody beer 20
bloody clown pants 185
bloody mary 13
blowdart 3
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 44
Blue Diamond of Honesty 5
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blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 357
blue pixel potion 9
blue plasma ball 159
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blue polka-dot oyster egg 3
blue potion 70
blue pumps 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 51
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 21
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 4
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 9
bone abacus 42
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 322
bone bons 1
bone chips 28
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 224
bone meal 2
bone rattle 4
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 7
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
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Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 10
book of matches 1
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 4
Boots of Twilight Whispers 15
booty chest charrrm 98
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 23
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 33
Boris's key lime pie 26
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 87
Boss Bat britches 35
Boss Drops 1
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bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of antifreeze 13
bottle of black cat tonic 11
bottle of Blank-Out 102
bottle of bubbles 52
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 29
bottle of Definit 197
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 2
bottle of fire 2,484
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 288
bottle of goofballs 4
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 45
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 441
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 29
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 20
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 39
bottle of popskull 30
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 733
bottle of sake 26
bottle of sewage schnapps 45
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 2
bottle of tequila 300
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of vodka 591
bottle of whiskey 388
bottle of wine 22
bottle opener belt buckle 427
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bottled inspiration 8
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 2
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 257
bowl of fishysoisse 20
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of marinade 68
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 2
box 228
box of Dweebs 5
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 56
box of sunshine 41
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box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxcar turtle 1
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boxed wine 255
boxing glove 13
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 75
brains casserole 5
BRAINS shorts 30
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 5
Bram's choker 11
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 460
breakfast miracle 4
breath mint 509
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 55
brick of sand 10
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 491
BRICKO bulwark 8
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,145
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 6
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 8
BRICKO stud 5
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 7
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
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brigand brittle 646
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 7
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
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broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 234
broken sword 52
broken warbear gyrocopter 11
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bronzed locust 168
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brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 4
brown sugar cane 77
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 7
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 6
bubblin' crude 152
bubbling tempura batter 31
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 4
bucket of honey 124
bucket of wine 31
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 8
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 97
bugbear bungguard 88
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 2
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 889
Bulky Buddy Box 28
bull blubber 2
bullet-proof corduroys 696
bum cheek 35
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 35
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 119
buoybottoms 53
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 7
BURT 43
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 2
bus pass 13
butterfly knife 4
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 10
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 10
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 62
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 2
Cajun accordion 12
calavera concertina 6
calle de miel 21
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 321
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 35
can of black paint 1
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can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
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can of Red Minotaur 53
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can of spinach 17
can of starch 1
can of sterno 13
can of Swiller 187
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 22
Candicaine 2
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 2
candied nuts 4
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candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 35
Candy Alexander 4
candy brain 4
candy cane 16
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candy cigarette 1
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 8
candy knuckles 10
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 2
candy stake 1
candy stick 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 83
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 106
canteen of wine 3
cap gun 57
capacitor relay 3
captured boozles 1
carbon nanotube frame 2
carbonated soy milk 168
carbonated water lily 100
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 7
cardboard ore 16
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 114
caret 9
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 13
carob chunk noodles 19
carob chunks 79
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 1
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carton of rotten eggs 44
cartoon heart 40
casino pass 20
cast 246
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 201
catfish whiskers 7
catgut 368
catgut taco 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 2
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 6
censored can label 21
centipede eggs 77
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 84
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
Charity's choker 3
charming flute 23
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 49
cheap clip-on ninja tie 14
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 13
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 158
cheap sunglasses 192
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheesy eagle sauce 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 253
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 45
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 3
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 53
chewing gum on a string 22
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
child-sized dracula cloak 2
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 2
chintzy accordion pin 7
chintzy disco ball pendant 30
chintzy noodle ring 9
chintzy saucepan earring 10
chintzy seal pendant 6
chintzy turtle brooch 16
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 47
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 17
chloroform rag 81
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 1
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chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 60
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 49
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered caviar 5
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chopsticks 55
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 58
chorizo taco 94
chrome crossbow 6
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 146
chrome staff 6
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 7
chrome sword hilt 2
Chroner 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 6
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 14
cigar box turtle 2
cigarette lighter 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 12
clay peace-sign bead 113
Claybender glasses 22
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 307
Cloaca grenade 4
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 5
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 4
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 10
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 363
clove-flavored lip balm 27
clown hammer 42
clown shoes 63
clown skin 159
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 3
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 15
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
club sandwich 4
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
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coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 1
cob of corn 8
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 8
cocktail napkin 396
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 516
coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 1,041
cod cape 4
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 59
coffee pixie stick 3
coffin lid 46
cog 169
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 15
cold and sour sauce 1
cold cluster 2
cold clusterbomb 1
cold hi mein 34
Cold Hots candy 6
cold ninja mask 51
cold nuggets 375
Cold One 232
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 22
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold wad 304
cold water bottle 21
cold-filtered water 712
collapsible baton 18
collection of tiny spooky objects 2
cologne of contempt 6
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 10
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 7
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 15
comb jelly 44
combat fan 2
Comet Pop 2
comfy coffin 14
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 20
communications windchimes 883
complicated lock impression 1
compressed air canister 5
compression stocking 61
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 15
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 1
confiscated comic book 80
confiscated love note 3
confusing LED clock 304
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 6
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cookie cookie 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool iron ingot 2
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
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cool whip 113
cooling iron breastplate 1
cooling iron greaves 1
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copper ha'penny charrrm 110
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 5
corn holder 45
corncob pipe 20
corned-beef Reuben 1
cornuthaum 132
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
Corpse Island iced tea 5
corpse on the beach 4
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 6
correction fluid 33
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 4
Cosmic Calorie 1,862
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 2
costume sword 36
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 3
cotton candy cone 2
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
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cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 2
Covers-Your-Head 2
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
cracker 2
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cranberries 520
cranberry cordial 173
cranberry schnapps 3
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crappy waiter disguise 5
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crayon shavings 185
crazy hobo notebook 32
crazy little Turkish delight 19
Crazymaker 2
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 6
cream stout 100
creamsicle 97
creepy ginger ale 12
creepy nursery rhyme 16
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
crident 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
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CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 6
Crimbo candied pecan 1,041
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 30
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Crimbo fudge 1,016
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1,018
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Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbojito 7
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
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Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
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Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
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Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
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Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
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Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
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Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
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Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
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Crimbuck 769
croquet hedgehog 2
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 38
crowbarrr 37
Crown of the Goblin King 70
crown-shaped beanie 6
crude crudités 63
crude voodoo doll 6
cruelty-free wine 221
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crusty hula hoop 6
crystal decanter 2
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 782
CSA bravery badge 804
CSA cheerfulness ration 109
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CSA obedience grenade 355
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 248
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curdflinger 1
curmudgel 40
cursed bottle of black-label rum 4
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cute mushroom 1
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cylindrical mold 1
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D roll 1
d10 1,660
d12 1,063
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d4 1
d6 1,001
d8 1,554
Daffy Taffy 94
daisy 1
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dance card 61
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dangerous jerkcicle 13
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Dark & Starry 1
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dark potion 367
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dead guy's watch 210
dead lights pie 24
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delicious noodles 77
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
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dense meat stack 91
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depantsing bomb 54
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desiccated apricot 355
designer handbag 8
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dethklok 1
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didgeridooka 472
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
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digital key lime pie 27
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dill 3
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dingy planks 8
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
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dire fudgesicle 15
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dirty rigging rope 7
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disco ball 81
Disco Banjo 10
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disco horoscope (Gemini) 4
disco horoscope (Libra) 6
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disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 4
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 2
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disco mask 105
discocktail 2
disease 430
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disintegrating sheet music 5
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distilled fortified wine 4
distressed denim pants 384
disturbing fanfic 2
Divine 1
divine blowout 1,055
divine can of silly string 932
divine champagne flute 201
divine champagne popper 97
divine cracker 174
divine noisemaker 1,056
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 8
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 12
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 5
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
dog ointment 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 14
doll house 3
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 50
donkey flipbook 17
dope gangsta bling-bling 9
dope wheels 9
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 65
double-barreled sling 87
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 2
double-ice gum 1
Doublepunchplanter 2
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 13
drab sonata 164
Drac & Tan 1
drafty drawers 5
draggin' ball hat 84
dragon snaps 134
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Dramatic™ range 1
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dreadful box 6
dreadlock whip 1,640
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 343
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
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Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
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dress pants 7
dried face 116
dried gelatinous cube 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 9
droll monocle 1
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drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 145
drum machine 127
drum of pomade 6
drum of tommy ammo 15
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 2
Drunken Philosopher 2
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry cleaning receipt 41
dry martini 16
dry noodles 3,666
dry vodka martini 5
drywall axe 148
dubious loincloth 10
ducha de oro 98
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dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 64
dumb mud 10
Dump Truck 2
dungeon dragon chest 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 5
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duonoculars 14
Duskwalker fangs 11
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dusty animal jawbone 1
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dusty barrel 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 267
dusty bottle of Merlot 159
dusty bottle of Muscat 254
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 205
dusty bottle of Port 219
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 268
dusty Crimbo crate 7
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
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dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 3
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dusty left first front claw 1
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dusty left scapula 1
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dusty left second rib 3
dusty left seventh rib 1
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dusty right fibula 1
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dusty right first rear claw 1
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dusty right tenth rib 1
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dusty right third rib 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
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dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
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dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
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dwarf bread 6
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Dyspepsi grenade 5
Dyspepsi-Cola 565
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 2
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
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Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
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Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 57
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Ecto-Cooler 3
ectoplasm au jus 14
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eerily silent box 1
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eggbeater 14
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 10
El Sombrero De Lopez 27
El Vibrato energy spear 1
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elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch dough 23
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elegant nightstick 2
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elephant stinger 26
eleven-foot pole 1
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Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
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elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 61
elven hardtack 196
elven magi-pack 2,202
elven medi-pack 2,166
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empty agua de vida bottle 3,122
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energy drink IV 390
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 8
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
escargotsicle 5
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
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Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 3
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 377
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 10
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experimental serum P-00 2
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
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exploding hacky-sack 11
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extra-flat panini 1
extra-greasy slider 11
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 8
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Extra-slimy Slimosa 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 9
extra-strength red potion 29
extra-strength rubber bands 1
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eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 30
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
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eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 102
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extremely skinny jeans 7
extremely wet T-shirt 18
eye of newt 241
eye of the Tiger-lily 35
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f3d0r4 177
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 2
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Fauna Libre 1
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felt 8
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 86
fermenting powder 27
ferret bait 340
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festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 238
fettucini épines Inconnu 8
fettucini Inconnu 54
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fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 32
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 22
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 11
figurine of a sleek seal 2
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figurine of a stinking seal 48
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 7
figurine of an ancient seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 214
filet of The Fish 3
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy armor 5
filthy child leash 132
filthy corduroys 113
filthy knitted dread sack 122
filthy lucre 160
filthy monkey head 1
filthy pestle 79
filthy poultice 275
fin-bit wax 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 2
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fire 1
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fire of unknown origin 7
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Firewater 1
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fish-liver oil 218
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fizzy potion 73
flamin' bindle 11
Flamin' Whatshisname 1
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flaming mushroom 1
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flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 2
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flaming talons 161
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Flan in the Moon 1
flange 13
flaregun 305
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1
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flat cider 1
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flayed mind 47
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floaty sand 376
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foam dart 169
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Fog Murderer 1
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
folder (blue) 1
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folder (dancing dolphins) 1
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folder (space skeleton) 1
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folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 52
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foolscap fool's cap 64
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 2
forbidden sausage 2
forest spirit rattle 4
forest tears 5
fortune cookie 56
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 2
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 26
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 63
frat brats 8
frayed rope belt 14
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 17
freezerburned ice cube 4
freezin' bindle 3
freshwater fishbone 61
freshwater pearl necklace 23
fricasseed brains 26
Friendliness Beverage 1
friendly cheez blob 15
frightful feather 268
frigid air mattress 4
frigid fudgepuck 5
frigid hankyū 38
frigid mote 6
frigid ninja stars 618
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 82
frog lip-print 3
Frogade 5
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 8
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 7
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 2
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 12
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 282
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 26
frozen seal spine 3
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen turtle shell 1
fruitcake 5
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 45
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
frying brainpan 4
Fu Manchu Wax 12
fudge bunny 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 1
fudge spork 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 15,552
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 2
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 1
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 219
funky eyepatch 5
funky junk key 1
furniture dolly 142
furry fur 4
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medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 340
Meleegra™ pills 170
melted Jell-o shot 143
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 2
menorette 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 15
Mer-kin begsign 10
Mer-kin breastplate 9
Mer-kin bunwig 4
Mer-kin cancerstick 3
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Mer-kin darkbook 6
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 25
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin finpaddle 4
Mer-kin foodbucket 116
Mer-kin hallpass 16
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin hookspear 20
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin roundshield 10
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 10
Mer-kin stopwatch 2
Mer-kin takebag 18
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 195
Mer-kin worktea 1
mercenary headband 41
mermaid's purse 7
mesh cap 189
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 9
metal band T-shirt 59
metallic A 773
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 44
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 54
Microplushie: Bropane 121
Microplushie: Dorkonide 39
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 56
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 33
Microplushie: Gothochondria 121
Microplushie: Hippylase 151
Microplushie: Hipsterine 16
Microplushie: Hobomosome 76
Microplushie: Otakulone 149
Microplushie: Raverdrine 104
Microplushie: Sororitrate 91
microwave stogie 40
mid-level medieval mead 1
midriff scrubs 12
milk of magnesium 416
Milk Studs 41
milky potion 472
mime soul fragment 77
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 127
mineapple 11
miner's helmet 83
miner's pants 76
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 32
miniature life preserver 3
miniature pruning shears 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
minin' dynamite 1
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 3
Mint Yulep 32
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 2
Missing Eye Simulation Device 7
missing wine 4
Misty Cape 10
Misty Cloak 14
Misty Robe 26
mixed wildflower greens 37
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
mocking turtle 4
Mohawk wig 158
Mohobo 1
moist barrel 1
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 5
mojo filter 1
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 149
molten brick 62
molten scrap metal 5
Mon Tiki 1
monkey barf 1
monkey wrench 2
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 322
monster bait 1
monster pants 34
mood ring 51
Moon Pie 2
moon-amber 2
moonberry wine cooler 36
Moonds 1
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 3
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 2
moose chocolate 1
moose thought 1
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 3
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mortimer's nostrum 4
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 2
mother's little helper 63
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 1
mouldering barrel 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 99
Mountain Stream soda 554
mouse skull 2
moustache sock 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 583
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 103
Mr. Joe's bangles 14
Mr. Mediocrebar 46
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
muddy pirate hat 4
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
mugcake 1
mulberry 1
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 5
mummy costume 7
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 672
munchies pill 13
Murderer's Punch 1
murky potion 403
Muschat 1
muscle oil 5
mushroom fermenting solution 238
mushroom pizza 1
musk turtle 3
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 16
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chemical residue 1
mysterious present 57
mysterious silver lapel pin 153
nachos of the night 1
nail file 207
nailswurst 3
nanite-infested candy cane 5
nanite-infested eggnog 5
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nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
nanofiber cloth 9
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 64
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 2
nasty-ass club 1
nastygeist 1
natto marble soda 2
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 7
natural fennel soda 75
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 4
Necrotelicomnicon 6
necrotizing body spray 43
neoprene skullcap 1
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 1
neutron lollipop 1
New Age healing crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 6
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newbiesport™ tent 88
Newman's Own Trousers 15
NG 12
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 22
night-vision goggles 6
Nightstalker perfume 11
ninja carabiner 12
ninja crampons 14
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 114
ninja mop 12
ninja rope 12
non-Euclidean non-accordion 176
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 2
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
Now and Earlier 3
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 3
Nuclear Blastball 56
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nugget of sodium 16
nurse's hat 4
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 35
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 50
ocarina of space 201
occult jelly donut 2
ocean motion 69
octolus oculus 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 6
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 7
off-white striped oyster egg 12
office-supply crossbow 1
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 106
Oh, the Humanitini 3
oil cap 2
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 10
oil of oiliness 78
Oil of Parrrlay 94
oil of slipperiness 34
oil of stability 52
oil pan 1
oil shell 1
oil slacks 3
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 112
Okee-Dokee soda 40
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 6
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old ball and chain 2
old candy wrapper 214
old dry bone 3
old love note 184
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 1
old school beer pull tab 71
old school calculator watch 174
old school flying disc 5
old school Mafia knicke½æ 3
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 177
old-fashioned 4
olive 423
olive lo mein 12
olive stir-fry 2
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
one glove 1
one pill 4
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 2
open sauce 2
opera mask 7
opium grenade 1
orange 396
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 229
orange candygram 1
orange leather lanyard 29
orange peel hat 5
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 9
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc wrist 23
Orcish baseball cap 105
Orcish cargo shorts 84
Orcish frat-paddle 79
orcish hand lotion 63
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 44
orcish rubber 64
orcish stud-finder 18
Order of the Silver Wossname 2
Oreille Divisée brandy 3
original G 1,526
ornate picture frame 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 8
Outer Wolf™ cologne 2
outlaw bandana 3
oven mitts 5
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 6
overloaded micro-reactor 1
overpriced "imported" beer 3
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 1,008
oversized pizza cutter 296
oversized skullcap 5
oversized snowflake 2
ovoid leather thing 3
P.B.L.T. 828
pacification grenade 3
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of pogs 60
packet of beer nuts 24
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 2
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 834
page of the Necrohobocon 78
pail 133
painful penne pasta 18
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 19
painted turtle 2
painting of a glass of wine 1
pair of bolt cutters 15
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 1
palm frond 286
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 9
panhandle panhandling hat 22
Pantaloons of Hatred 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 38
panty raider camouflage 22
papaya 114
papaya sling 8
papaya slung 12
papaya taco 14
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 7
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 2
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 6
paranormal ricotta 9
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 17
pasta spoon 80
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 228
patchouli oil bomb 15
patent antipsychotics 7
patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 2
PB&BP 1
peace accordion 8
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 1
peach lozenge 6
peach pie 5
peanut brittle shield 35
peanut sauce 3
pear 1
pear lozenge 5
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 3
pearidot 41
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 46
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 5
pencil kunai 39
pencil stub 1
Pendant of Fire 1
Pener's drumstick 1
penguin focaccia bread 51
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 6
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 28
Penultimate Fantasy chest 4
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 3
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint twist 2
percent sign 14
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
perforated battle paddle 603
perfume of prejudice 5
perfume-soaked bandana 3
perl necklace 1
perpendicular guano 22
perpendicular hula 38
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 140
personalized birthday cake 6
personalized coffee mug 160
pestoblade 1
pet anemone 1
pet rock 25
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 36
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 49
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
petit 4.1 5
petit fortran 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 4
pewter claymore 1
ph balancer 9
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 104
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 53
philter of phorce 129
phish stick 11
phonics down 674
photoprotoneutron torpedo 789
physiostim pill 1
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pickelhaube 29
pickle-flavored chewing gum 113
pickled egg 1
pickpocket protector 3
picky tweezers 1
picture of you 1
Piddles 832
pie crust 140
pie man was not meant to eat 31
piece of wedding cake 74
piercing post 4
pigeon egg 5
piggy tattoo 2
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 97
pile of dusty animal bones 1
pile of gold coins 64
pile of jumping beans 1
pile of loose snow 2
pile of useless robot parts 2
pill cup 31
pillow shell 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 13
pine tar 4
Pine-Fresh air freshener 5
pink candy heart 446
pink candygram 2
pink clay bead 162
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink pony 52
pink-belly slapper 2
pink-frosted astral cupcake 10
pipe wrench 4
piping organ pie 57
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 83
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 51
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 34
pitted sheet metal 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 2
Plague of Locusts 1
plaid bandage 1
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid pocket square 2
plaid skirt 2
plaid swatch 3
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 16
plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic guitar 166
plastic ingot 1
plastic Jefferson wings 15
plastic nunchaku 76
plastic passion fruit 3
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 1,441
plum 1
plum lozenge 4
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 5
plunge-leg 9
plush alielf 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (white) 1
pocket maze 1
pocket theremin 13
pocketwatch on a chain 14
pog #01 (spider) 10
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 9
pog #03 (warwelf) 2
pog #04 (skleleton) 11
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 10
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 5
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 6
pog #08 (hellion) 5
pog #09 (pirate) 13
pog #10 (hobo) 15
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 18
pointed stick 84
pointy mushroom 7
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 2
poison pen 11
poisonous caviar 3
Pokëmann band-aid 117
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 6
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 5
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 5
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 10
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 5
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 6
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 7
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 10
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 6
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 17
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 11
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 11
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
Polka Pop 583
polka-dot bow tie 9
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 8
polyalloy shield 2
polyeaster egg 1
polyesterene powder 1
Polysniff Perfume 37
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 5
pool cue 125
pool of liquid metal 1
pool torpedo 125
popcorn 2
poppy 1
popsicle stick 44
popular tart 1
porcelain candy dish 1
porcelain powder 1
pork elf goodies sack 23
porkpocket 14
porquoise 50
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable cassette player 82
portable corkscrew 1
portable photocopier 1
portable wall 1
possessed tomato 11
possessed top 7
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 24
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 4
potion of animal rage 2
potion of potency 30
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 9
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 7
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 27
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered dice 1
powdered donut 139
powdered gold 6
powdered organs 177
powdered sealbone 10
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 28
power sock 1
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 260
pr0n m4nic0tti 297
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 5
precious piercing post 4
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
premium malt liquor 1
press-on ribs 13
pressurized potion of perception 6
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 2
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 97
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
priceless diamond 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 46
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 7
probability potion 815
procrastination potion 180
Professor What T-Shirt 15
programmable turtle 3
projectile icemaker 1
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 2
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 3
psycho sweater 1
psychoanalytic jar 30
Psychotic Train wine 1
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 6
puce plastic oyster egg 9
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 3
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 6
pulled green taffy 4
pulled orange taffy 7
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulled red taffy 9
pulled violet taffy 9
pulled yellow taffy 1
pulsing flesh 1
pumpkin 32
pumpkin beer 11
pumpkin bomb 2
pumpkin juice 6
pumpkin pie 7
pumpkinhead mask 12
Punchplanter 2
punk patch 569
punk rock jacket 704
purple clay bead 41
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 2
purple pixel pie 2
purple prose pen 10
purple snowcone 255
purple-frosted astral cupcake 26
Putrid Pendant 1
puzzling ribbon 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 119
pygmy blowgun 84
pygmy briefs 34
pygmy concertinette 50
pygmy dart 57
pygmy nose-bone 64
pygmy papers 78
pygmy phone number 33
pygmy pygment 88
pygmy spear 33
pygmy witchhazel 24
quadroculars 18
quake of arrows 4
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 2
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 2
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 18
queen cookie 10
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
quirky accordion 15
rabbit punch 4
Rad Lib 642
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 24
radiator heater shield 10
radioactive chew toy 1
radioactive spider venom 2
radium-flavored potato chips 1
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 1
ram horns 8
ram stick 4
Ram's Face Lager 38
ram-battering staff 1
ramekin of space nuts 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 555
rat appendix kabob 19
rat appendix stir-fry 47
rat carcass 19
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 30
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rattler rattle 1
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 11
rave whistle 1
ravenous eye 3
ravioli della hippy 23
ravioli hat 94
razor-sharp can lid 875
razor-tipped yo-yo 6
really dense meat stack 37
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 6
really thick spine 7
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 3
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
recursive spline reticulator 1
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 8
red badge 1
red balloon 2
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 5
red book 3
red box 90
red button 12
red China marble 1
red class ring 209
red coat 4
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 4
red eye 2
Red Fox glove 1
red foxglove 80
red gummi ingot 796
red letter 1
red masque 1
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red pixel 160
red pixel potion 19
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
Red Rover BB gun 24
red rum 4
red shirt 1
red silk skirt 5
red snowcone 33
red striped oyster egg 1
red tulip 1
red velvet cake 6
red wagon 3
Red X Shield 2
red-and-green sweater 31
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot medallion 1
red-hot poker 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 13
redrum 8
Regular Cloaca Cola 5
reinforced beaded headband 792
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 1
remorseless knife 8
reodorant 145
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
repeating crossbow 1
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 438
resolution: be happier 46
resolution: be kinder 51
resolution: be luckier 79
resolution: be more adventurous 36
resolution: be sexier 408
resolution: be smarter 224
resolution: be stronger 219
resolution: be wealthier 292
respected companion biscuit 1
returned Thinknerd package 44
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 2
rice bowl 16
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 189
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 26
right bear arm 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 1
ring of adornment 3
ring of aggravate monster 117
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 2
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 3
ring of half-assed regeneration 3
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 4
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 3
robot grease 150
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 83
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 86
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 89
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 82
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 100
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 92
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 106
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 73
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 97
robotronic egg 6
rock 10
Rock and Roll Legend 18
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 36
rockfish stomach 7
rockin' wagon 7
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 269
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 9
Rogue Windmill Rouge 3
roll in the hay 10
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 567
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 11
Rompedores de Fantasmas 3
Roo trading card 2
rook cookie 1
root beer 2
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 1
rotten tomato 1
rotting barrel 2
rough fish scale 7
round blue bomb 42
round green sunglasses 18
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