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This player is ranked #125 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,408 items.

This player is a member of the clan Schlagulettos.

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santifaller (#1861736)
This player has 4,408 unique items and 117,029 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
1-ball 3
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 84
2-ball 7
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 6
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 138
334 scroll 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 7
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 5
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 19
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 8
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 9
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 28
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 15
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 12
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 31
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 85
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 5
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 46
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 8
ancient protein powder 13
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 4
ancient stone fist 53
ancient stone head 34
ancient turtle shell 4
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 4
anemone nematocyst 19
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 11
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 6
ant agonist 5
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 2
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 53
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 5
antique greaves 76
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 96
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 17
antique shield 85
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 87
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 45
around the world 23
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 10
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos apron 5
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 30
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 3
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 26
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 11
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 10
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 25
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 20
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 10
badass pie 3
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of bones 23
bag of Cheat-Os 67
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 6
bag of many confections 1
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 12
balaclava baklava 69
ball 7
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 226
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 4
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 81
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 40
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 26
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 4
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 15
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 21
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 7
batgut 32
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 67
battered hubcap 2
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 53
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 51
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 2
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 21
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 13
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 7
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 23
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 176
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 49
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 42
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 70
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 6
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 19
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 9
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 5
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 9
black forest ham 11
black greaves 3
black helmet 2
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 2
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 16
black pension check 9
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 3
black pixel 90
black plastic oyster egg 3
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 6
black snake skin 4
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 4
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 10
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 4
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 14
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 73
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 6
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 4
bloody clown pants 52
bloody mary 3
blue class ring 1
blue paisley oyster egg 6
blue pixel 84
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 3
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 5
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 3
bone aperitif 17
bone chips 4
bone collar 2
bone crusher 3
bone flute 8
bone meal 17
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 6
boneana hammock 3
bonedanna 3
bonerang 3
Bonerdagon necklace 2
boning knife 3
booty chest charrrm 7
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 28
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 5
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 2
bottle of alcohol 21
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 500
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 79
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 42
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 6
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 44
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 5
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 3
bottlecap turtle 10
bottled inspiration 2
boulder 2
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 38
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box turtle 4
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 3
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 4
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 7
brains casserole 4
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 2
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 10
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 4
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 2
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 22
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 6
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 45
broken sword 13
bronze breastplate 7
bronze handcuffs 2
bronzed locust 11
brown crock marble 1
brown pixel 14
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 5
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 17
bucket of honey 94
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 9
buckyball 13
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 28
bugbear bungguard 36
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 11
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 4
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 12
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 5
bus pass 1
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 3
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 2
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 5
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 10
can of depilatory cream 2
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 6
can of spinach 10
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 6
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 4
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 9
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 5
candy cane candygram 1
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 7
candy skeleton 5
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 11
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 64
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 11
carbonated water lily 6
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 3
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 26
caret 6
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 11
carob chunk noodles 14
carob chunks 55
casino pass 9
cast 31
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 23
catgut 41
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
caustic slime nodule 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 11
centipede eggs 11
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 4
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 2
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 148
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 10
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 2
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 14
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 4
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 3
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 15
chocolate disco ball 36
chocolate filthy lucre 67
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 11
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 5
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 36
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 6
chorizo taco 13
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 19
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of rock salt 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 3
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 60
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 66
Cloaca-Cola 6
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 20
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 238
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 7
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 4
clown hammer 3
clown shoes 21
clown skin 38
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 38
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 424
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 6
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 13
cog 1
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 2
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 28
cold nuggets 16
cold powder 6
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 36
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 15
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 2
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 36
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 3
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 3
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 13
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 9
copper ha'penny charrrm 11
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 67
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 4
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 25
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 4
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 41
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry schnapps 14
crazy little Turkish delight 9
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 45
creamsicle 59
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 11
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 3
CRIMBCO scrip 120
CRIMBCO wine 3
CRIMBCOIDS mints 9
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 2
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 2
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 7
Crown of the Goblin King 6
crown-shaped beanie 5
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 2
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of billiard chalk 2
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 106
cupcake-in-a-cup 6
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 18
cursed black pearl onion 42
cursed bottle of black-label rum 29
cursed bottle of rum 39
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 27
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 28
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 29
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
d10 1
d12 1
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 50
daisy 1
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
dance card 2
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Dark & Starry 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 11
dead lights pie 1
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 47
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 6
decaying wooden pole 6
deck of lewd playing cards 1
decorative fountain 82
defective skull 3
dehydrated caviar 102
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 2
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delicious shimmering moth 22
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delicious stinkbug 11
deluxe fax machine 5
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demon skin 61
demon whip 1
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demonic paste 1
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demonskin trousers 1
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dented harmonica 92
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desktop zen garden 1
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dethklok 1
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 9
diabolical crossbow 1
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diamond-studded cane 18
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 11
Diet Cloaca Cola 4
digital key lime 4
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 2
dirty hobo gloves 140
disassembled clover 2
disbelief suspenders 23
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disco ball 29
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 25
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
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dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 2
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 8
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 7
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 16
Divine 2
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 3
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 6
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 18
dollar sign 1
dollhive 15
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 7
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double-barreled sling 48
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double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
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Doublepunchplanter 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 15
Drac & Tan 1
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dragon snaps 93
dragonfish caviar 7
Dramatic™ range 1
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dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drop of water-37 100
Drowsy Sword 13
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Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 14
dubious peppermint 5
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 33
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
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dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 6
dull fish scale 15
Dump Truck 1
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dusty animal jawbone 1
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dusty bottle of Marsala 25
dusty bottle of Merlot 25
dusty bottle of Muscat 27
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 32
dusty bottle of Port 29
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 26
dusty Crimbo crate 16
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dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
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dusty first cervical vertebra 1
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dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
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dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
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dusty right first rear claw 1
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dusty right fourth rear claw 1
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dusty right second rear claw 1
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dusty right third rear claw 1
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dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
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dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty third caudal vertebra 2
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dwarvish magazine 10
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 240
Dyspepsi-Cola 391
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 116
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 14
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 3
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 2
ectoplasmic paste 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 5
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 13
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 3
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato drone 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 17
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 19
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 2
elderly jawbreaker 1
electric crutch 1
elemental paste 1
elephant stinger 8
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 8
Elfin shortbread 1
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 106
elven hardtack 1
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 112
Elvish delight 1
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empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 94
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enchanted bean burrito 1
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enchanted handwarmer 1
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enchantlers 1
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energy drink IV 4
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enormous belt buckle 17
enormous hoop earring 10
Ent cider 38
epic wad 2
equal sign 6
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 4
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essential tofu 1
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 26
evil golden arches 1
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evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
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expensive cigar 1
exploding hacky-sack 38
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extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-see-thru nightie 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 5
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 19
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eXtreme scarf 6
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eye of newt 80
eye of the Tiger-lily 9
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eyedrops of newt 13
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eyedrops of the ocelot 3
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f3d0r4 9
facehugging alien 7
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fake fake vomit 1
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Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 1
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fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 5
fancy chocolate car 13
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fancy tuxedo pants 1
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fat bottom quark 2
fat stacks of cash 8
fat wallet 1
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 100
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 5
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 67
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ferret bait 21
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
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festive holiday hat 1
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fetid feather 1
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 21
figurine of a cold seal 29
figurine of a cute baby seal 2
figurine of a shadowy seal 10
figurine of a sleek seal 4
figurine of a slippery seal 18
figurine of a stinking seal 10
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 8
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 75
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 86
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 45
filthy poultice 10
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 1
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 5
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 2
fire poi 3
fireman's helmet 1
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 3
fish juice box 2
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fish stick 4
fish-liver oil 21
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fishy wand 1
fistful of ashes 2
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzy potion 8
flamin' bindle 1
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 16
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Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
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Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming talons 22
flamingo mallet 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 1
flaregun 26
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 2
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 1
flimsy clipboard 1
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floaty gravel 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock helmet 1
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fluid of fudge-finding 5
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flute of flat champagne 1
flyest of shirts 2
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foam dart 1
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foggy glass globe 6
foie gras 1
foolscap fool's cap 15
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 2
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football helmet 1
forbidden danish 1
foreign box 1
forest tears 3
fortune cookie 1
fossilized baboon skull 8
fossilized bat skull 10
fossilized demon skull 5
fossilized limb 69
fossilized serpent skull 8
fossilized spider skull 5
fossilized spike 37
fossilized spine 13
fossilized torso 32
fossilized wing 23
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Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 4
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French slippers 1
fricasseed brains 1
friendly cheez blob 1
frightful feather 1
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid hankyū 3
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frigid-ass club 2
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 7
Frogade 4
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 3
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 6
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
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frozen Mob Penguin 1
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fudge lily 5
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fudgecule 76,891
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Fudgie Roll 1
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Fuzzby 1
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Fuzzy Tentacle 1
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 11
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gauze hammock 2
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Genalen™ Bottle 33
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
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generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 2
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 27
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ghuol ears 77
ghuol egg 98
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ghuol guolash 55
ghuol-ear kabob 19
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giant candy cane 1
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 1
giant designer sunglasses 1
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giant discarded bottlecap 5
giant discarded plastic fork 5
giant discarded torn-up glove 4
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giant foam finger 5
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giant needle 5
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gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
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gingerbread horror 3
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gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingham blouse 2
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glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
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glass of baboon milk 68
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glass of warm water 1
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glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 5
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of green slime 1
globe of Deep Sauce 54
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 79
glowing syringe 9
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 19
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gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 14
gnoll teeth 15
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 9
Gnollish pie server 10
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish plunger 11
Gnollish slotted spoon 11
Gnollish toolbox 8
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 1
goat 1
goat beard 65
goat cheese 387
goat cheese pizza 39
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 24
gob of wet hair 6
goblin autoblowgun 10
goblin hunting spear 15
goblin paste 1
gold lamé pants 4
Golden Mean 1
golden ring 1
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 4
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 4
GOTO 1
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 1
grapes 1
grass blade 1
grass clippings 15
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 13
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
grave robbing shovel 9
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 2
grease gun 1
greasy paste 1
Great Older Fashioned 1
green balloon 1
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green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 1
green candy heart 1
green candygram 1
green clay bead 10
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 1
green hamhock 1
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 67
green pixel potion 3
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 5
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 14
gremlin mutagen 2
grinning turtle 3
grisly shield 1
grog 8
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 22
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 2
groupie lipstick 24
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grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 30
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
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grungy flannel shirt 1
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 14
guard turtle shell 51
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gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gyroscope 13
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 3
hair spray 1
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 1
half-empty carton of milk 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 3
halfberd 3
halibut 2
hamethyst 5
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
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hammerus 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 14
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of honey 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 26
handful of numbers 6
handful of nuts and berries 12
handful of pine needles 28
handful of sand 1
handful of sawdust 75
handful of walnuts 84
handsomeness potion 1
happiness 12
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 74
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 2
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 5
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heavy D 4
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 31
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 1
hellion cube 1
hellseal claw 137
hellseal whisker 141
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 3
helmet turtle 38
hemp net 1
hemp string 191
henna face paint 2
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 50
herbal stuffing 7
herbs 1
hermit permit 9
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 108
Herringtini 1
hideous egg 5
high-pressure seltzer bottle 19
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 35
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 3
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 8
hippy bongo 52
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 11
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 18
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 1
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
holiday cheese log 1
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 3
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 1
honey-dew 3
honey-dipped locust 8
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 4
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 19
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 2
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 58
hot nuggets 5
hot pink lipstick 4
hot plate 1
hot powder 12
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 1
hot wing 89
hot-ass club 1
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 16
Humanitini 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 3
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold fotie 29
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 26
ice-cold six-pack 20
ice-cold Willer 20
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 61
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 1
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 21
imbued seal-blubber candle 6
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 21
imitation whetstone 1
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 1
Imp Ale 425
imp unity ring 1
incense bath ball 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
infernal fife 18
infernal insoles 24
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 3
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 9
inkwell 1
Inndya trading card 1
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 2
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 2
Instant Karma 12
interesting-looking twig 35
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intriguing puzzle box 8
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Iron Beta of Industry 1
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ironic knit cap 1
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
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irritability potion 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 1
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jack flapper 25
Jack-in-the-box 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 21
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
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jawbruiser 6
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
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Jocko Homo's head 1
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joybuzzer 2
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jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
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jumping bean burrito 1
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jungle drum 3
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kamicorpse-ee 5
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Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
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ketchup hound 8
Kevlar balloon 1
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kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 1
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 4
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
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knight cookie 1
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Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 23
Knob Goblin elite pants 15
Knob Goblin elite polearm 23
Knob Goblin elite shirt 24
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
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Knob Goblin harem veil 20
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
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Knob Goblin melon baller 4
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 34
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 24
Knob Goblin seltzer 23
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 22
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Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 14
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Knob stir-fry 1
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Knoll mushroom 98
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Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
ladle of mystery 1
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 4
laser-broiled pear 1
lavender candy heart 1
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 15
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 2
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lawnmower blade 3
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lead yo-yo 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 22
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leather chaps 12
leather mask 13
leathery bat skin 14
leathery cat skin 24
leathery rat skin 8
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Lederhosen of the Night 1
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left parenthesis 6
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lemon meringue pie 2
lemon popsicle 2
lemonade marble 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 8
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 3
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licorice garrote 14
licorice root 1
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 78
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 17
limburger biker boots 1
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lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 1
linoleum crossbow 2
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linoleum helmet turtle 1
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linoleum ore 39
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linoleum stick 1
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lint 5
lion oil 1
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
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little parachute guy 1
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little wooden mannequin 1
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live nautical mine 2
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liver and let pie 1
liver popsicle 11
llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
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Lobos Mints 1
Lobster qua Grill 12
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Locust 1
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Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 1
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long pork lasagna 1
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longhaired hippy wig 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 39
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 9
los chinos 4
lotion of coldness 4
lotion of hotness 4
lotion of sleaziness 4
lotion of spookiness 4
lotion of stench 4
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 66
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lucky rabbit's foot 9
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 15
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 3
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 15
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 2
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 3
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 348
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 1
magic dragonfish fry 3
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 66
magical ice cube with a fly in it 2
magical ice cubes 1
magical mystery juice 2
magicalness-in-a-can 21
magilaser blastercannon 23
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maid head 1
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makeshift crane 1
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mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 5
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
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maple leaf 1
maple syrup 79
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 1
mariachi hat 1
mariachi pants 40
mariachi toothpaste 1
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 18
marshmallow 1
marshmallow flambé 10
martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
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Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
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meat engine 1
meat face 1
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meat golem 1
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Meat maid body 1
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meat stack 1
meat vortex 1
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 9
Meleegra™ pills 1
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 4
memory of a C 27
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 24
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memory of some delicious amino acids 1
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menudo 1
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin breastplate 5
Mer-kin digpick 8
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 110
Mer-kin healscroll 159
Mer-kin hidepaint 27
Mer-kin hookspear 17
Mer-kin killscroll 19
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Mer-kin pinkslip 5
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Mer-kin takebag 18
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mesh cap 11
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metallic A 58
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metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
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midget clownfish 1
milk of magnesium 2
milky potion 12
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 131
miner's helmet 25
miner's pants 29
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miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 2
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 2
missing wine 4
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
Mohawk wig 18
Mohobo 1
moist sailor's cap 5
mojo filter 4
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 10
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
monster pants 1
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 4
Moon Pie 1
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 11
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 114
Mr. Joe's bangles 5
Mr. Mediocrebar 28
MSG 1
muculent machete 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mulled cider 3
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 12
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 65
munchies pill 1
murky potion 4
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 5
mushroom pizza 1
musty moccasins 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 6
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 3
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 8
nanofiber cloth 1
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 2
natural fennel soda 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
necrotizing body spray 1
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 9
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
night-vision goggles 15
Nightstalker perfume 3
ninja hot pants 18
ninja mop 13
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
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nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 6
nurse's hat 6
nutty organic salad 1
obnoxious riddle 8
obsidian dagger 12
ocarina of space 31
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 9
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 5
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 9
office-supply crossbow 2
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil of expertise 5
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 23
oil of slipperiness 4
oil of stability 4
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old coin purse 2
old leather wallet 2
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 7
old sweatpants 1
old-fashioned 1
olive 1
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 1
opera mask 3
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 1
orange candygram 1
orange leather lanyard 1
orange peel hat 1
orange popsicle 2
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc paste 1
Orcish baseball cap 17
Orcish cargo shorts 21
Orcish frat-paddle 10
Orcish meat locker 1
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 4
oriole-feather headdress 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 29
oversized pizza cutter 34
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 125
oyster basket 1
oyster egg balloon 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 2
packet of beer nuts 2
packet of orchid seeds 2
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 6
PADL Phone 16
pail 56
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 4
painted shield 1
painted turtle 15
pair of bolt cutters 6
pair of pearidot earrings 1
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pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 5
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 11
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pants kit 18
pants of the Slug Lord 6
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 6
papaya sling 10
papaya slung 6
papaya taco 11
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paperclip 7,152
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paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 3
paranormal ricotta 4
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parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 2
passable elf mask 30
pasta spoon 30
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 3
patchouli incense stick 182
patchouli oil bomb 38
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 3
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peach 8
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
pear 9
pear lozenge 3
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 1
pebblebräu 2
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 107
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 14
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 8
perforated battle paddle 11
perfume of prejudice 1
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 1
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pet anemone 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 16
phat turquoise bead 58
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 2
phish stick 1
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 22
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 5
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 8
pie crust 1
piece of after eight 3
piece of wedding cake 16
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 2
pile of candy 10
pile of dusty animal bones 48
pile of gold coins 20
pile of jumping beans 7
pile of loose snow 5
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 4
pink candy heart 1
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 16
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 6
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 40
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 2
pixel cross 11
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 12
pixel morning star 3
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 2
pixellated candy heart 11
pixellated moneybag 11
Plague of Locusts 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 26
plastic cup of flat beer 20
plastic guitar 49
plastic passion fruit 4
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 1
plum 9
plum lozenge 3
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 23
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 24
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
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pointy mushroom 5
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 7
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 9
poisonous caviar 14
Pokëmann band-aid 4
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 2
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 5
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 7
pool cue 12
pool of liquid metal 5
popcorn 1
popsicle stick 2
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise 2
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable motorcycle 1
portable photocopier 176
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 9
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 3
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 3
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 91
poutine pole 1
powdered donut 76
powdered organs 1
powdered sealbone 1
powdered wig 6
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 244
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 2
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 2
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
press-on ribs 1
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 3
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 52
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 8
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 2
protein paste 3
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychedelic bubble wand 1
puce paisley oyster egg 4
puce plastic oyster egg 3
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 3
pufferfish spine 27
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pulled porquoise ring 1
pulsing flesh 1
pumpkin 1
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pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 1
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 9
Punchplanter 1
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purple corpsel 5
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 1
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 2
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 89
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 5
queen cookie 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rabbit punch 1
radioactive chew toy 2
radium-flavored potato chips 3
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 13
ram horns 7
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 89
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 9
rat appendix kabob 8
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 3
ratini 1
ratskin belt 2
rattail whip 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 22
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 37
razor-sharp can lid 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 14
recording of Chorale of Companionship 14
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 45
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 14
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 4
recording of Prelude of Precision 14
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 11
recursive spline reticulator 1
red China marble 1
red class ring 3
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 1
red gummi ingot 1
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Red Pill 8
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red pixel potion 3
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red snowcone 1
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red wagon 1
red-and-green sweater 1
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red-hot medallion 1
redrum 1
reflection of a map 1
refrigerated biohazard container 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 26
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 1
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
repeating crossbow 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
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rib of the Bonerdagon 2
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rice bowl 18
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 3
ridiculous cocktail 44
ridiculous earring 2
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 43
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 22
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ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 2
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ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
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robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
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rockfish stomach 1
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roll in the hay 1
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roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
rope with some soap on it 1
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round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 10
royal jelly 105
royal jelly taco 2
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rubber band gun 1
rubber emo roe 1
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ruby W 10
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Russian Ice 1
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rusty porthole 3
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rusty speargun 5
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S.T.L.T. 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 1
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Saison du Lune 1
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sandpaper 1
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savory staff 1
savory sword 1
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Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
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Schrödinger's thermos 179
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scrap of sticky paper 1
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scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
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screwdiver 1
screwdriver 3
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scroll of drastic healing 1
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sea persimmon 14
sea radish 9
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sea tangelo 51
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seaode 23
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secret from the future 1
security blankie 1
Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
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sequined fez 1
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shrinking powder 3
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 9
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silver keg 1
silver paté knife 1
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simple ancient cursed key 1
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Sinful Desires 1
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sinister demon mask 1
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Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 2
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skewer 14
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skirt / kilt kit 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
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sleaze powder 7
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sleazy hi mein 1
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sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 1
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slightly peevedbow 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
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slime convention flyers 1
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slime-covered greaves 1
slime-covered helmet 1
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slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
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Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 1
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slimy paste 1
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slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
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slug of shochu 16
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small leather glove 4
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smart skull 1
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smiley-face sticker 1
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snake 3
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snarling wolf shield 15
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime 4
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Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 1
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snow belly 1
snow halo 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 9
snowball 1
snowboarder pants 16
sock garters 1
sock monkey 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
software glitch 1
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soggy wofl t-shirt 1
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solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 9
solid gold pegleg 7
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solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
sorority brain 5
sorority girl's box 1
soup turtle 3
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
soy cordial 13
soyburger juice 6
soylent staff 1
space jam 1
space jam toast 1
spade necklace 1
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 8
spaghetti cult rosary 6
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 251
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 3
spangly mariachi vest 3
spangly sombrero 4
spangly unitard 9
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sparkler 3
special sauce glove 1
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spectral pickle 1
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SPF 451 lip balm 5
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spices 1
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 2
spider web 2
spiked femur 24
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spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 27
spooky bicycle chain 4
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 3
spooky eggnog 5
spooky eyeliner 6
spooky felt 1
spooky hi mein 5
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky length of string 1
spooky lipstick 6
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 281
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 13
spooky pirate skeleton 1
spooky powder 9
spooky sap 15
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 2
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spooky staff 2
spooky stick 42
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spooky stuffing 1
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spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spoon! 1
spork 5
spray paint 1
spring 1
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sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 72
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 23
squirming Slime larva 1
squirmy violent party snack 3
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 2
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel scarf 1
stainless steel shillelagh 1
stainless steel skullcap 1
stainless steel slacks 2
stainless steel solitaire 1
stainless steel suspenders 2
stale baguette 1
stalk of asparagus 20
stapler bear 1
star 1
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 1
star crossbow 3
star hat 6
star key lime 4
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star shirt 2
star spatula 1
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 3
steamy ruby 1
steely marble 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 11
stench powder 2
stench wad 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 3
stick 1
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 1
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 2
stinkin' bindle 1
stinky hi mein 2
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stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 35
stolen office supplies 4
stomach turnover 1
stomp box 1
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stone baseball cap 43
stone frisbee 10
stone of eXtreme power 16
stone turtle 1
stop shield 1
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strange paste 1
strange shiny disc 1
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strawberry 1
strawberry daiquiri 1
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strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 1
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 7
strawberyl 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 2
streetfighting champion's belt 1
stress ball 1
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 1
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string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 6
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed alien blob 6
stuffed angry cow 1
stuffed astral badger 11
stuffed baby gravy fairy 15
stuffed bandersnatch 3
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 11
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 2
stuffed caterpillar 2
stuffed Cheshire bitten 10
stuffed cocoabo 14
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stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed dodo 2
stuffed doppelshifter 8
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 7
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 8
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stuffed hand turkey 7
stuffed key 23
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 12
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stuffed Meat 11
stuffed mind flayer 8
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stuffed Mob Penguin 1
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stuffed pocketwatch 2
stuffed porpoise 2
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stuffed snowy owl 11
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stuffed tin of caviar 19
stuffed treasure chest 18
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stuffing 1
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styrofoam staff 1
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sub-molecular interocitor 1
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 1
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 5
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Suffering Sinner 1
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sugar chapeau 1
sugar cherry 1
Sugar Cog 1
sugar lime 1
sugar shank 1
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sugar sheet 1
sugar shield 1
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 1
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sugar shotgun 1
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Summer Nights 2
sun-dried tofu 12
sunken chest 26
suntan lotion of moxiousness 7
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Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 1
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superamplified boom box 1
superduperball 1
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Supernova Champagne 9
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Suppurating Sinner 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swabbie™ swab 1
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sweet rims 2
Sweet Sword 1
swirly potion 6
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
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sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 2
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic stuffing 1
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
t8r tots 24
taco shell 32
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 1
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 4
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 53
tangarita 1
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 1
tangle of rat tails 1
tap shoes 5
targeting chip 2
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tarnished metal rod 6
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tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 1
tassel 6
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 79
tasty louse 35
tasty tart 1
tattered scrap of paper 1
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy bear 1
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teddy borg 3
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 2
teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
teflon ore 12
teflon shield 1
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teflon swim fins 1
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Temps Tempranillo 1
tempura air 1
tempura avocado 1
tempura broccoli 1
tempura carrot 1
tempura cauliflower 1
tempura cucumber 1
tempura radish 1
ten-leaf clover 3
tenderizing hammer 8
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teqiwila slammer 1
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tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 1
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 3
The Art of Slapfighting 4
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 8
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 9
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the finger 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Joy of Wassailing 6
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Ring 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Snake trading card 2
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 1
third-hand nunchaku 3
thistle wine 1
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing bone 3
throwing wrench 15
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 1
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 98
tighty whiteys 1
Tiki lighter 1
time halo 1
time's arrow 1
tin magnolia 1
tiny ballet slippers 1
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bindle 1
tiny black hole 2
tiny bottle of absinthe 5
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny cell phone 1
tiny do-rag 1
tiny fly glasses 2
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 2
tiny goth giant 1
tiny house 135
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 2
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny nose-bone fetish 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 2
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 2
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 2
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 4
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 2
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 2
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 3
tiny plastic coffee pixie 5
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 2
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 8
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 6
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 2
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 6
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 2
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 4
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 2
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 3
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 2
tiny plastic hobo elf 2
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 3
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 2
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 2
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 4
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 2
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 2
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 2
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 2
tiny plastic stab bat 6
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 8
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 3
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 2
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 2
tiny prop sword 1
tiny shaker of salt 4
tiny slimy cyst 4
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 1
tip jar 6
tires 31
tisket 1
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 24
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too legit potion 1
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top 5
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torquoise 5
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transporter transponder 1
Transylvania Sling 1
Travels with Jerry 1
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triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 7
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trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1
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trousers of the white knight 1
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true grit 17
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Tuesday's ruby 2
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Typical Tavern swill 3
ultimate ultimate frisbee 10
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Ultrasoldier Serum 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 2
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Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
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Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 3
Uncle Romulus 3
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underwater slingshot 19
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Underworld sapling 1
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Underworld trunk 1
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unearthly onyx 1
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unstable quark 2
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Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
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Valentine 1
valuable trinket 157
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wang 1
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Wax Flask 1
weegee sqouija 1
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wheel 1
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world's most unappetizing beverage 1
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yeti fur 1
yo 1
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your own black heart 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 93
zen motorcycle 1
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zmobie 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
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Zombo's shoulder blade 1
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Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 3
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1