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Display Case for Solve_Omnis (#1867345)
This player is ranked #401 for Most Total Items with a total of 436,959 items.
This player is ranked #60 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,828 items.

This player is a member of the clan Clan of the unwanted.

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Solve_Omnis (#1867345)
This player has 6,828 unique items and 436,959 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 86
"meat" stick 1,381
Überraschthexengebräu 7
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 5
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
1952 Mickey Mantle card 16
2-ball 4
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 6
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 304
4-ball 5
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 20
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 5
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 5
64067 scroll 3
668 scroll 2
7-ball 6
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 8
8-billed baseball cap 25
8-bit banana 10
9-ball 2
99.44% pure math 6
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 6
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 5
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abandoned candy 6
abominable blubber 26
abominable snowcone 30
abstraction: action 24
abstraction: category 6
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 6
abstraction: purpose 7
abstraction: sensation 15
abstraction: thought 17
Abyssal ember 2
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 2
accord ion 6
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 5
acid-squirting flower 9
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 87
actual tapas 52
adder 886
adder bladder 480
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 40
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 2
Affirmation Cookie 2
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 11
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 15
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 5
airblaster gun 185
airborne mutagen 9
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 63
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 10
Alice's Army Bowman 5
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 10
Alice's Army Halberder 8
Alice's Army Hammerman 9
Alice's Army Horseman 2
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien autoautopsy kit 7
alien drugs 134
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 12
alien protein powder 13
alien rock sample 1
alien source code printout 48
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 10
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 43
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 20
alpine watercolor set 2
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
amber aviator shades 3
Ambitious Turkey 51
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 49
Amnesiac Ale 2
amok pudding 117
amok putter 46
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 3
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 8
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient hot dog wrapper 3
ancient ice cream scoop 95
ancient Magi-Wipes 3
ancient medicinal herbs 8
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient poisoned dart 332
Ancient Protector Soda 46
ancient protein powder 25
Ancient Saucehelm 45
ancient spice 10
ancient stone fist 56
ancient stone head 37
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 7
anemone sauce 12
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 34
anger blaster 3
Angry Farmer candy 184
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 16
angry inch 29
angst burger 183
animal part cracker 3
anise-flavored venom 7
Ankh of Badahnkadh 16
ankleweights 6
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 113
ant agonist 206
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 23
ant pick 36
ant pitchfork 25
ant rake 30
ant sickle 31
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 2
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 37
antimatter wad 4
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique accordion 30
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 127
antique hand mirror 26
antique helmet 125
antique machete 163
antique packet of ketchup 2
antique painting of a landscape 3
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 7
antique shield 157
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 117
antique spyglass 3
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 41
arm buzzer 2
armgun 1
armored prawn 9
around the world 4
arrowgram 558
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 75
artisanal limoncello 102
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 14
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 9
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 7
Artist's Spatula of Despair 5
Artist's Whisk of Misery 6
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 12
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 13
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 35
ASCII fu manchu 174
ASCII shirt 7
ash soda 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 5
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 4
assassin's cheese knife 12
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 4
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 4
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 209
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 4
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 4
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 4
awful poetry journal 4
Aye Aye 4
Aye Aye, Captain 2
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 3
bätzle 2
baby bark scorpion 2
baby cuddlefish 4
baby killer bee 165
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 3
backwoods screwdriver 871
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 231
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 234
badass pie 1
badge of authority 37
badger badge 1
bag of bones 34
bag of Cheat-Os 53
bag of foreign bribes 3
bag of GORF 1,245
bag of GORP 1,328
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 273
bag of lard 9
bag of many confections 2
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 119
bag of QWOP 504
bag of unfinished business 2
bag of W&Ws 222
baggie of powdered sugar 59
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 20
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite brooch 1
Bal-musette accordion 2
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 9
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 20
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 7
balsa plank 65
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 80
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 3
banana peel 46
banana smoothie 5
banana spritzer 3
banana supersucker 16
bananagate 30
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 33
Bangyomaman battle juice 26
banjo kazoo mount 21
banjo strings 3
baobab sap 29
bar skin 5
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 4
bargain flash powder 6
baritone accordion 11
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 3
bark rootbeer 5
barnacled barrel 1
Barney's rake 4
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 42
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 6
barrel cracker 78
barrel gun 18
barrel pickle 93
barrel-aged martini 135
barrrnacle 329
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 16
Barulio's bottle 216
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 269
baseball 118
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 12
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 3
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 2
bastard baster 3
bat guano 2
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 10
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 8
batblade 3
batgut 2
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 17
battered Crimbo Crate 2
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 2
Battlie Light Saver 304
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 133
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 40
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 19
beard incense 164
beastly paste 5
beaten-up Chucks 11
beautiful rainbow 2
beautiful soup 2
beaver spear 21
bed of coals 2
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 2
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 27,689
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 6
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 9
beer-scented teddy bear 12
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 12
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 13
begpwnia 40
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 53
bellhop bell 5
bellhop's hat 35
Belt of Howling Anger 57
Belt of Loathing 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 52
bent scrap metal 97
berries of suffering 333
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 3
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 8
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 5
BGE merchandise order form 9
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 59
BGE temporary tattoo 8
BGE tiny plastic toy 9
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 2
big boom 24
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 38
big glob of skin 6
Big Punk 14
big red button 2
big red clown nose 7
big rock 19
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 20
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 2
bindlestocking 9
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 20
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 33
Bit O' Quail Spleen 9
bit of clingfilm 55
bit-o-cactus 19
bite-me-red lipstick 212
bitter bowtie 2
BitterSweetTarts 4
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 3
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 2
black blade 33
Black Body™ spray 13
black BRICKO brick 2
black cherry soda 4
black cloak 60
black cowboy hat 2
black eye shadow 257
black eyedrops 12
black facepaint 8
black forest cake 5
black forest ham 3
black friar's tonsure 209
black gold 22
black greaves 3
black helmet 3
Black Hole 3
black kettle drum 1
black label 200
black lotus 1
black magic powder 182
black mana 3
Black No. 2 275
black paisley oyster egg 18
black pension check 1
black pepper 328
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black pudding 22
black sheepskin diploma 12
black shield 6
black snake skin 6
black snowcone 2
black spot 6
black striped oyster egg 5
black sword 6
black tear 68
black-and-blue light 349
blackberry 81
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 9
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 21
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 6
blammer 1
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 12
Blatantly Canadian 261
blended frozen swill 5
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 28
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 46
blob of Alphredo™ 14
blob of wood glue 44
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 50
blood flower 1
Blood Light 51
blood of the Wereseal 16
blood sausage 3
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 133
bloodstain stick 186
bloody beer 4
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 2
blowdart 45
blue canary nightlight 3
blue class ring 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue grass 52
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 63
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 2
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 368
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 11
blue potion 352
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 4
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 7
blue suede shoes 2
blue tulip 6
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 34
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 2
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 7
boilermaker 13
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 33
Boletus Broletus mushroom 3
bone abacus 217
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 11
bone bons 10
bone chips 183
bone collar 3
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 5
bone spurs 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 12
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 9
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 8
book of matches 235
boot knife 15
BOOterfinger 13
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 51
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 3
booze-soaked cherry 4
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 16
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 12
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 5
Boss Bat britches 16
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 226
bottle of Amontillado 116
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of black cat tonic 9
bottle of Blank-Out 3
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 138
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 18
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 4
bottle of Evermore 29
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 2
bottle of fire 121
bottle of fruity "wine" 3
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 2
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 163
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 1,404
bottle of limeade 2
bottle of melodramamine 3
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 5
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 12
bottle of norwhiskey 129
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bottle of Old Pugilist 3
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 8
bottle of popskull 13
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 3
bottle of realpagne 5
bottle of Red-Out 23
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bottle of rum 2
bottle of sake 2
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 5
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 2
bottle of wine 826
bottle opener belt buckle 5
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled day 7
bottled inspiration 43
bottled swamp gas 68
boulder 23
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bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
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bowl of fishysoisse 1
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bowl of rye sprouts 1
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bowl of topioca 1
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box 2
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 253
box of Familiar Jacks 5
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 4
box of hickory chips 2
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box of sunshine 167
box turtle 15
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boxed wine 1
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boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 3
BRAINS shorts 13
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 11
brand new key 4
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 451
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 4
bread line 8
breadchucks 19
breaded beer 10
breadwand 3
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
breakfast mess 7
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 3
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 17
brick 5
brick of sand 3
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 110
BRICKO bulwark 4
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 7
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 1,038
Bright Water 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 7
brine 5
briny vinegar 2
brittle plastic handle 4
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 16
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken beer bottle 5
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 2
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 158
broken skull 1
broken sword 2
broken warbear gyrocopter 2
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 2
bronze polish 7
bronzed locust 304
BROS Energy Drink 131
brown crock marble 82
brown felt tophat 197
brown paper bag mask 44
brown paper pants 41
brown pixel 3
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 2
Bruno's blessing of Mars 14
bubble bauble bow 2
BUBBLE GUM 9
bubble-wrap simulator 3
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
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bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 8
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' chemistry solution 10
bubblin' crude 3,216
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 381
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 47
bucket of honey 134
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 21
buffalo blade 4
buffed alien drugs 4
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 2
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 8
Bugbearclaw Donut 8
bugged balaclava 2
bugged beanie 2
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bull blubber 25
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 8
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 145
buoybottoms 5
burning newspaper 2
burnt flower 9
burnt snowpants 5
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 37
BURT 592
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 7
bus pass 30
Bustle Hustler 1
butterfly knife 199
Buttery Knob 4
button rouge 34
buzzard feather 34
buzzing mushroom wine 1
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 33
C.H.U.M. chum 21
C.H.U.M. knife 5
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 18
cactus fruit 2
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 2
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 2
calavera concertina 9
calle de miel 3
camouflage T-shirt 5
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1,266
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 4
can of Binarrrca 15
can of black paint 20
can of Brütalbräu 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 27
can of depilatory cream 5
can of Drooling Monk 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 35
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 3
can of maces 7
can of Red Minotaur 10
can of sardines 386
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 7
can of starch 1
can of sterno 65
can of Swiller 25
can of the cheapest beer 6
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 43
can-you-dig-it? 2
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 38
candied kobold 25
candied nuts 31
candied pecan 8
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 49
Candy Alexander 3
candy brain 26
candy cane 170
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 5
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 100
candy crayons 1
candy dress shoes 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knife 7
candy knuckles 7
candy mountain oyster 3
candy skeleton 10
candy stake 2
candy stick 2
candy UFOs 1
candycaine powder 2
cane-mail pants 3
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 5
canteen of wine 5
cap gun 124
capacitor relay 2
captured boozles 8
carbon nanotube frame 2
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 4
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 5
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corpsetini 108
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crident 8
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
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crowbarrr 5
Crown of the Goblin King 358
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CSA bravery badge 1,012
CSA cheerfulness ration 1,002
CSA discount card 1,111
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cube of ectoplasm 20
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curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
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D roll 403
d10 6
d12 3
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d6 7
d8 4
Daffy Taffy 94
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daisy 3
Daisy's unclean bloomers 4
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Danglin' Chad's loincloth 12
Dark & Starry 5
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Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 8
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 5
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drop of water-37 104
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drywall axe 377
dubious loincloth 14
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dusty bottle of Merlot 349
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 349
dusty bottle of Port 390
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 393
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dusty left second rear claw 7
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dusty left third rear claw 7
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dusty right second rear claw 3
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dusty right sixth rib 6
dusty right tenth rib 5
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dusty right third rear claw 6
dusty right third rib 6
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dusty right tibia 4
dusty right twelfth rib 6
dusty right ulna 4
dusty sacral vertebrae 6
dusty second caudal vertebra 11
dusty second cervical vertebra 9
dusty second lumbar vertebra 8
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 6
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 6
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 3
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 7
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 3
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 3
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 8
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 5
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty third caudal vertebra 7
dusty third cervical vertebra 8
dusty third lumbar vertebra 6
dusty third thoracic vertebra 4
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 5
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 7
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Dyspepsi-Cola 327
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 14
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Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 7
eagle feather 120
eagle's milk 140
ear poison 110
Earring of Fire 1
Earth and Firewater 2
Earth, Wind and Firewater 4
Eau de Guaneau 2
Ecto-Cooler 6
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ectoplasmic orbs 53
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eel sauce 7
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eerily silent box 1
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effervescent potion 315
effluvious emerald 3
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 3
El Sombrero De Lopez 39
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 17
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 12
Elder Turtle Shell 37
elderly jawbreaker 2
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 124
eldritch effluvium 4
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch extract 1
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electric crutch 22
electric snakebite 22
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electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 9
elemental caipiroska 1
elemental paste 30
elephant stinger 29
eleven-foot pole 71
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 15
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 4
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 13
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 17
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 33
elven hardtack 2,207
elven magi-pack 25,742
elven medi-pack 25,679
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 2,213
elven suicide capsule 34
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 25
Elvish sunglasses 1
embezzler's oil 18
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 4
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 8
empty lava bottle 2
empty meat tank 1
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted barbell 54
enchanted bean 2
enchanted bean burrito 3
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 12
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted leopard-print barbell 31
enchanted muesli 54
Enchanted Plunger 11
enchanted toothpick 100
enchantlers 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 2
enormous belt buckle 2
enormous hoop earring 2
Ent cider 22
enticing mayolus 1
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 17
escargotsicle 10
especially salty dog 1
Essence of Bear 1
essential cameraderie 5
essential soy 5
essential tofu 1
eternal car battery 8
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 3
Everlasting Deckswabber 17
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 1
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 2
evil teddy bear 11
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exclusive club 1
exotic jungle fruit 93
exotic orchid 1
exotic travel brochure 83
expensive camera 341
expensive champagne 2
expensive cigar 12
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 62
experimental serum P-00 201
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding cigar 24
exploding hacky-sack 24
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-flat panini 49
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 4
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 21
extra-see-thru nightie 11
Extra-slimy Slimosa 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength red potion 305
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 55
extra-toasted half sandwich 2
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 6
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely confusing manual 5
extremely skinny jeans 16
extremely wet T-shirt 36
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 21
eye of the Tiger-lily 44
eye-pod 2
eyebrow lifter 3
eyedrops of newt 37
eyedrops of the ermine 21
eyedrops of the ocelot 16
eyepatch 2
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 177
fabric softener 174
facehugging alien 26
facsimile dictionary 2
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 13
fake blood 27
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 2
fake plastic grass 4
fake washboard 2
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 256
fancy beef jerky 70
fancy blue potion 303
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 3
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 9
fancy chocolate car 12
fancy dress ball 13
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 2
fancy opera glasses 20
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 4
Fantasma en la Máquina 86
farfalle bow tie 3
fat bottom quark 27
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 47
fat wallet 1
Fauna Libre 4
FDKOL commendation 4,590
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 3
feathered headdress 1
felt 25
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 86
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
fertilized ghuol egg 36
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 4
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 18
Fettris 2
fettucini épines Inconnu 3
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe 1
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 2
fez of etymology 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 37
figurine of a charred seal 29
figurine of a cold seal 109
figurine of a cute baby seal 7
figurine of a shadowy seal 38
figurine of a sleek seal 30
figurine of a slippery seal 27
figurine of a stinking seal 7
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 32
figurine of an ancient seal 20
figurine of an armored seal 4
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filet of The Fish 3
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy armor 16
filthy child leash 69
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 4
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 4
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 1
fin-bit wax 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 379
fine wine 28
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 1
finger exerciser 414
fire 2
fire axe 4
fire flower 4
fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 119
fire poi 1
fireball 621
firebomb 122
fireclutch 88
fireman's helmet 5
fireman's lunch 6
firemilk 17
fireproof megaphone 26
Firewater 2
first-aid pouch 23
fish bazooka 3
fish juice box 7
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 4
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 537
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fist turkey outline 1
fistful of ashes 19
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 39
Five Second Energy™ 5
fixed-gear bicycle 30
fizzing spore pod 1
fizzy potion 79
flamin' bindle 3
Flamin' Whatshisname 24
Flaming Caipiranha 4
flaming cardboard sword 3
flaming crutch 4
flaming feather 121
flaming glowsticks 12
Flaming Knob 3
Flaming Mohobo 3
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 4
flaming sword 429
flaming talons 1
flamingo mallet 2
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 1
flapper floppers 2
flaregun 92
flashy pirate dreadlocks 9
flask flops 132
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of baconstone juice 16
flask of embalming fluid 2
flask of Gnomochloric acid 2
flask of hamethyst juice 10
flask of mining oil 1
flask of porquoise juice 10
flask of rainwater 62
flask of tainted mining oil 2
Flaskfull of Hollow 107
flat dough 1
flat mushroom wine 4
flavored foot massage oil 469
flavorless gruel 75
flayed mind 56
fleetwood chain 151
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 4
fleetwood macaroni 3
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 121
floaty gravel 3
floaty pebbles 5
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 4
floorboard cruft 2
floral print shirt 1
floral-print skirt 25
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 854
fluid of fudge-finding 2
fluorescent lightbulb 3
flute of flat champagne 10
flyest of shirts 2
Flying Caipiranha 2
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 2
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 490
foam naval trousers 2
foam noodle 1
foam pistol 1
foetid seal tear 108
Fog Murderer 9
foggy glass globe 3
foie gras 2
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 4
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 15
folder (D-Team) 39
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
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folder (green) 3
folder (heavy metal) 46
folder (holographic fractal) 5
folder (Jackass Plumber) 29
folder (Knight Writer) 2
folder (KOLHS) 2
folder (magenta) 10
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 22
folder (red) 101
folder (Seawolf) 4
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 26
folder (space skeleton) 12
folder (sports car) 39
folder (sportsballs) 28
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 24
folder (Yedi) 33
folder (yellow) 11
foolscap fool's cap 2
foon 5
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 3
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 22
forest tears 2
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 3
fortune cookie 1
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 54
Frankly Mr. Shank 2
Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 2
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 8
Freddy Kruegerand 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 13
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 2
French bronilla brogurt 1
freshwater fishbone 49
freshwater pearl necklace 420
fricasseed brains 1
Friendliness Beverage 228
friendly cheez blob 41
frightful feather 40
frigid air mattress 4
frigid derringer 11
frigid fudgepuck 6
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 43
frigid ninja stars 1,382
Frigid Northern Beans 5
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 17
frilly skirt 536
frog lip-print 17
Frogade 6
Fromage Pinotage 3
frost flower 6
Frost™ brand sword 4
frost-rimed seal hide 12
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 15
frosty halo 5
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 2
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 133
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 1
frozen seal spine 2
frozen shampoo-conditioner 147
frozen turtle shell 14
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 111
fruitfilm 10
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 10
frying brainpan 2
Fu Manchu Wax 14
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 4
fudge lily 73
fudge pocket square 2
fudge spork 6
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 9
fudgecule 1,028
fudgecycle 12
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
full lava bottle 1
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 5
Fun-Guy spore 7
funhouse mirror 9
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 7,121
funky eyepatch 60
funny bone 25
furniture dolly 31
furry fur 2
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 4
furry kilt 3
furry pants 1
furry skirt 2
fusillocybin 2
fustulent seal grulch 3
future drug: Coolscaline 111
future drug: Muscularactum 89
future drug: Smartinex 79
fuzzbump 20
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 64
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 83
fuzzy montera 67
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 27
Galapagosian Cuisses 34
gallon of milk 1
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 13
gamer slurry 157
gamma nog 1
ganger bandana 2
garbage juice slurpee 47
garbage sticker 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 13
garish pinky ring 20
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 34
gas balloon 8,176
gator skin 1
gatorskin umbrella 2
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 53
gauze garter 1
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazely stare 13
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 6
Gearhead Goo 30
gelatinous meat mass 9
Genalen™ Bottle 52
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 2
Gene Tonic: Construct 4
Gene Tonic: Demon 2
Gene Tonic: Dude 1
Gene Tonic: Elemental 2
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
Gene Tonic: Fish 2
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Orc 2
Gene Tonic: Penguin 2
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 7
generic healing potion 1
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
Gets-You-Drunk 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 4
ghost accordion 3
ghost beer 2
ghost bit 61
ghost cucumber 106
Ghost Dog Chow 178
ghost key 16
ghost of a necklace 130
ghost pepper 1
ghost pickle on a stick 88
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 30
ghost protocol 7
ghost thread 4
ghost toga 14
ghost trap 21
ghostly body paint 39
ghostly dagger 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 10
ghuol guolash 18
ghuol-ear kabob 7
giant artisanal rice peeler 189
giant book of ancient carols 3
giant breath mint 11
giant cactus quill 11
giant candy cane 4
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 28
giant designer sunglasses 13
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 135
giant discarded plastic fork 164
giant discarded torn-up glove 161
giant driftwood sculpture 3
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 1
giant giant moth dust 77
giant grain of protein powder 11
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant gym membership card 95
giant heirloom grape tomato 246
giant jar of protein powder 133
giant marshmallow 5
giant motorcycle boots 49
giant moxie weed 64
giant neckbeard 41
giant needle 1
giant pearl 1
giant penguin keychain 109
giant pinky ring 304
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant safety pin 205
giant shrimp fork 24
giant spider leg 17
giant stuffed bugbear 2
giant tube of black lipstick 146
giant turkey leg 186
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
giant yellow hat 22
gibson 1
gift card 16
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 19
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 8
ginger snaps 79
gingerbread bugbear 102
gingerbread gavel 2
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread restraining order 2
gingerbread robot 19
gingerbread wine 8
gingham blouse 10
ginormous pumpkin 3
Ginsu™ 1
giraffe-necked turtle 79
Girdle of Hatred 1
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 4
gladiator tunica 5
glark cable 82
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 5
glass casserole dish 1
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 5
glass of baboon milk 44
glass of bourbon 19
glass of gnat milk 132
glass of goat's milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 66
glass of warm milk 86
glass of warm water 83
Glenn's golden dice 3
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 2
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 67
Glo-Pop 8
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of cream cheese 5
glob of enchanted icing 69
glob of green slime 3
glob of melted wax 1
glob of spoiled mayo 67
globe of Deep Sauce 11
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 101
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 3
glowing fungus 5
glowing New Age crystal 21
glowing red eye 3
glowing spore pod 42
glowing syringe 18
gnashing teeth 2
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 3
gnatwing 6
gnatwing earring 2
gnauga hide 2
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 2
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 1
gnoll teeth 2
gnoll-tooth necklace 3
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish Crossdress 12
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish plunger 1
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 2
Gnollish toolbox 7
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
go-go potion 155
Go-Wassail 193
goat 17
goat beard 34
goat cheese 1
goat cheese pizza 5
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 2
gob of wet hair 407
goblin autoblowgun 20
goblin hunting spear 12
goblin paste 8
goblin water 51
Goggles of Loathing 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 22
gold crown 389
gold lamé pants 2
gold nuggets 1,611
gold star 516
gold tooth 12
gold toothbrush 255
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 105
gold wedding ring 195
golden banana 1
golden gum 6
golden gun 2
Golden Light 2
Golden Mean 3
golden ring 10
golden tattoo gun 2
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
good ash 9
good brain 3,424
good gravy 2
Goodfella contract 2
gooey lava globs 108
gooey paste 36
goofily-plumed helmet 2
googly eye 28
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 28
GOTO 26
goulauncher 1
gourmet gourami oil 145
government 2
government cheese 166
government-issue identification badge 8
government-issued night-vision goggles 24
gr8ps 21
grandfather watch 1
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 1
grapes 2
grass blade 1
grass clippings 9
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 2
grassy cutlass 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 25
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 3
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 3
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 3
grave robbing shovel 7
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 35
gray bow tie 1
grease cannon 1
grease gun 2
grease trap 18
greasy paste 4
great big capacitor 156
great old fashioned 1
Great Older Fashioned 4
Greaves of the Murk Lord 47
Greek fire 15
green balloon 6
green beer 4
green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 3
green candy heart 7
green clay bead 29
green cloth cap 119
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 2
green eggnog 9
green face paint 1
Green Giant 5
green gummi ingot 95
green hamhock 95
green lava globs 1
green mana 5
Green Manalishi 140
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 143
green pixel 680
green pixel potion 1
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 3
Green Velvet 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 30
gremlin juice 155
gremlin mutagen 26
grey cube 11
Grey Guanon 1
Grim Brothers' story book 1
grim fairy tale 138
grimstone mask 141
grimy lab coat 17
grinning turtle 6
grisly shell fragment 76
grizzled bearskin 1
grody jug 814
grog 58
grogpagne 193
Groll doll 68
groose grease 602
groovy prism necklace 4
groping claw 1
grouchy restless spirit 137
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 43
groupie spangles 82
grue egg 197
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 2
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 1
grungy flannel shirt 3
guancertina 3
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 167
guard turtle shell 619
guitar pick 10
gummi ammonite 12
gummi belemnite 29
gummi bowtie 3
gummi canary 2
gummi fang 12
gummi salamander 3
gummi snake 9
gummi sword 5
gummi trilobite 16
gummi turtle 109
Gummi-DNA 6
Gummi-Gnauga 16
Gummy Brains 1
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 29
gun parts 29
gunky chicken 18
gunpowder burrito 1
guts necklace 2
guy made of bee pollen 4
gym membership card 215
gym shorts 5
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 5
gyroscope 7
haggis socks 200
haggis-infused soap 360
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 188
hair of the calf 2
hair of the fish 15
hair oil 105
hair spray 192
Hairpiece On Fire 13
hairy staff 1
Half a Purse 6
half of a gold tooth 83
half-baked potion 3
half-digested coal 9
half-empty carton of milk 334
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 6
half-orchid 52
half-rotten brain 343
half-size scalpel 142
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 28
halibut 2
ham steak 4
hamburger 1,160
hamethyst 241
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 102
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 2
Hand in Glove 8
hand of cards 3
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 3
hand-carved bow 3
hand-carved staff 6
handful of barley 2
handful of confetti 278
handful of crafty noodles 17
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of fire 18
handful of hand chalk 123
handful of honey 137
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 41
handful of napalm 3
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 7
handful of pine needles 1
handful of sand 1
handful of sawdust 1
handful of Smithereens 1
handful of stubble 9
handful of tips 22
handful of walnuts 1
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 2
handsomeness potion 35
handyman "hand soap" 23
happiness 3
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 6
hardened slime hat 1
hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 5
hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 38
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 26
haunted bindle 5
haunted doghouse 1
haunted flame 19
haunted paddle-ball 10
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 43
hawk 26
hawkface potion 5
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 4
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 122
headhunter necktie 36
headless sparrow 95
heart cozy 1
heart necklace 2
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 198
heart-shaped balloon 3
heat-resistant gloves 19
heat-resistant necktie 10
heat-resistant sheet metal 1
heavy crown 28
heavy D 2
heavy duty umbrella 34
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 21
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 3
heavy necklace chain 1
heavy-duty clipboard 11
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 2
hedgeturtle 169
Heimandatz's heart 42
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
Hell broth 2
Hell ramen 3
Hellfire Spicy Beans 4
hellion cube 1
hellseal claw 3,796
hellseal whisker 4,073
Helm of the Scream Emperor 56
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 396
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 1
hemp candy necklace 4
hemp net 2
hemp string 4
henna face paint 25
henna tattoo 14
hep waders 23
herb brownies 2
herbal stuffing 48
herbs 103
hermit factoid 2
hermit permit 1
Herring Daiquiri 3
Herring Wallbanger 3
herringcello 18
Herringtini 3
Hersey™ SMOOCH 9
hi-octane carrot juice 11
hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 443
high-energy mining laser 34
high-pressure seltzer bottle 24
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 67
high-test fishing line 1
Highest Bitter 2
hill of beans 569
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 2
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 11
hippy paste 11
hippy protest button 7
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 1
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 2
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 2
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 104
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 1
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 539
Hollandaise helmet 414
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holo-bomber 4
holo-platoon 5
holo-tank 5
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 155
homemade robot 1
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
homeopathic mint tea 4
honey dipper 1
honey mead 5
honey stick 14
honey-dew 10
honey-dipped locust 38
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 7
Hot 'n' Scarys 4
hot and sour sauce 2
hot ashes 1,827
hot buttered roll 2
hot cluster 4
hot coal 70
hot cross bow 1
hot date 10
hot daub 121
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1
hot egg 5
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 1
hot mint schnocolate 11
hot nuggets 1
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 418
hot powder 3
hot spore pod 66
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 1
hot wing 1
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 1
hovering sombrero 11
How to Avoid Scams 151
huge bowl of candy 1
huge gold coin 1,259
huge mosquito proboscis 26
huge pumpkin 8
huge spoon 4
Huggler Radio 1
Humanitini 4
humble pie 4
Humpty Dumplings 1
Hundred Headed IPA 13
Hunger™ Sauce 2
hustler shades 33
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hyperinflated seal lung 5
hypodermic needle 9
ice cream sandwich 5
ice harvest 101
ice hotel bell 37
ice house 2
Ice Island Long Tea 2
ice porter 139
ice rice 7
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 2
ice stein 3
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 60
ice-cold fotie 784
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1,615
ice-cold six-pack 38
ice-cold Willer 1,834
Iceberglar scarf 21
iced plum wine 12
iced-out bling 19
icicle katana 2
icy hairspray 14
icy katana hilt 1
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 3
iFlail 1
igloo pie 5
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 114
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
illegal firecracker 142
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 108
imaginary lemon 1
imbued seal-blubber candle 2
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 206
imitation crab zoea 2
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 382
immense ballet shoes 1
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 75
Imp Ale 3,809
imp unity ring 406
impure gasoline 131
incense bath ball 1
incredible pizza 38
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 43
industrial strength starch 72
infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 1
infernal toilet brush 2
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 2
ingot of seal-iron 4
ingot turtle 3
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 53
inkwell 433
inky squid sauce 6
Inndya trading card 2
Inner Strength 4
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 5
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 1
insulated gold wire 1
interesting-looking twig 3
internet point 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intimidating coiffure 2
intriguing puzzle box 6
invisibility cream 10
invisibility potion 1
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 9
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 1
Irish Coffee, English Heart 3
Iron Beta of Industry 97
iron chain 1
iron dagger 91
iron helmet 18
iron pasta spoon 8
iron torso box 23
ironic battle spoon 44
ironic jogging shorts 48
ironic knit cap 3
ironic mint 4
ironic moustache 20
ironic oversized sunglasses 23
irradiated candy cane 1
irradiated pet snacks 1
irradiated turtle 56
irresistibility potion 6
irritability potion 6
isotophat 1
ivory cue ball 29
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 121
jack flapper 6
Jack-in-the-box 16
Jack-O-Lantern beer 30
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 3
Jacob's rung 4
jagged scrap metal 94
jagged tooth 20
jalapeño slices 1
jam band 1
jamfish jam 7
janglin' bones 160
jangly bracelet 28
janitor sponge 7
janitor's mop 9
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 23
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 6
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 4
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 9
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 2
jar of swamp gas 1
jar of swamp honey 273
Jarlsberg's earring 9
Jarlsberg's key lime 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jaunty feather 44
java cookie 5
jawbruiser 3
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 5
jazzy cigarette holder 28
Jeans of Loathing 1
Jefferson wings 27
jellyfish gel 54
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
jerky coins 363
jet bennie marble 3
jewelry-making pliers 2
jigsaw blade 83
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 6
jive turkey leg 179
Jocko Homo's head 34
Jolly Roger charrrm 9
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 6
joybuzzer 1
jug of "wine" 13
jug of baconstone juice 20
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 7
jug of porquoise juice 23
jug-o-magicalness 64
juggling ball 3
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 11
jumping bean burrito 2
jumping bean taco 1
jumping horseradish 13
jungle drum 1
jungle floor wax 196
Jungle Juice 1
juniper berries 2
junk band 1
junk food 1
junk trunks 1
junk yard 4
Junk-Bond 7
junk-mail shirt 2
kamicorpse-ee 7
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 4
keel-haulin' knife 28
keg shield 6
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 23
Kevlar balloon 1
khaki duffel bag 3
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 1
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 1
killing jar 45
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 4
kite 14
kitty sheet music 1
kiwi 2
kiwi beak 38
kneecapping stick 948
knight cookie 2
knob bugle 1
Knob Göblin lòve potion 8
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 3
Knob Goblin elite shirt 6
Knob Goblin eyedrops 17
Knob Goblin firecracker 1,013
Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 10
Knob Goblin love potion 4
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 120
Knob Goblin nasal spray 5
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin perfume 8
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2
Knob Goblin seltzer 17
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 3
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 7
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 12
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 11
Knob Goblin visor 1
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 3
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 1
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 7
Knob pasty 2
Knob sausage 2
Knob sausage stir-fry 2
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 3
Knob stuffed shells 2
knobby helmet turtle 16
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 18
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 4
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 1
kobold kibble 92
Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 21
Kokomo Resort Pass 51
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 44
Krakrox's Loincloth 33
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 1
Kudzu slaw 1
kumquartz 30
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 5
kumquat supersucker 13
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 95
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 33
labrador cookie 12
ladle of mystery 1
large box 120
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
large tankard of ale 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 1
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
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Lavalos's shell 9
lavawater 274
lavender candy heart 7
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 6
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 3
lavender striped oyster egg 2
law-abiding citizen cane 13
lawnmower blade 2
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 93
LCD game: Food Eater 99
LCD game: Garbage River 103
lead necklace 25
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 33
leaflet 191
leather bookmark 34
leather chaps 1
leather glove 26
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 6
leathery cat skin 4
leathery rat skin 116
LED block 3
Lederhosen of the Night 34
leechknife 19
left bracket 2
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 10
leftover canapés 3
leftover pasty 1
leftovers 14
leftovers of indeterminate origin 109
legitimate business on the beach 199
lemon 1
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 21
Lemonade-235 1
lemonhead caviar 4
lemony scales 16
length of string 5
Lens of Hatred 1
Lens of Violence 2
Leonard's glasses 19
leotarrrd 2
leprechaun hatchling 2
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 49
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 4
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 30
lewd playing card 2
Li'l Businessman Kit 5
li'l candy corn costume 5
li'l unicorn costume 5
Liam's mail 3
libation of liveliness 3
libertagliatelle 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 2
library card 5
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 20
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 1
lihc eye pie 8
lihc face 1
limburger biker boots 20
lime 2
lime supersucker 54
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 125
limp broccoli 55
line 1
linguini immondizia bianco 1
linguini of the sea 1
linoleum crossbow 9
linoleum crossbow string 2
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 2
linoleum ore 2
linoleum staff 13
linoleum stick 3
linoleum sword 14
linoleum sword hilt 1
lint 514
lion musk 28
lion oil 2
liquid bread 1
liquid ice 42
liquid ice pack 2
liquid rhinestones 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 62
liquid smoke 691
little black book 76
Little Crimson Book 4
little deuce cape 5
little firkin 41
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
little paper umbrella 1
little parachute guy 1
little red .epub file 5
little red book 1
little red jam 26
little round pebble 6
little wooden mannequin 3
live lobster 5
live nautical mine 29
live wire 1
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 4
llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 100
loaf of alien bread 12
loaf of soda bread 1
loafers 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 2
Lobos Mints 1
Lobster qua Grill 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 11
Locust 2
logging hatchet 9
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 2
lollipop stick 283
long pork 2
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 481
long-forgotten necklace 3
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 9
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 46
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 3
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 36
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 237
los chinos 3
lost key 41
lotion of coldness 12
lotion of hotness 51
lotion of sleaziness 5
lotion of spookiness 3
lotion of stench 2
Louder Than Bomb 2
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 405
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 1
LOV Elephant 1
LOV Emotionizer 3
LOV Enamorang 1
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 4
love 3
love song of disturbing obsession 45
love song of icy revenge 29
love song of naughty innuendo 26
love song of smoldering passion 29
love song of sugary cuteness 41
love song of vague ambiguity 33
lovecat tail 1
low-budget shield 83
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 1
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 3
lucky cat collar 31
lucky cat statue 2
lucky cat's paw 85
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 88
Lucky Surprise Egg 6
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 7
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of black ichor 1
lump of Brituminous coal 413
lump of clay 27
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lump of goofball ore 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine appetite hormones 3
lupine sword 6
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrd musk 135
lynyrd skin 18
lynyrd skinner toothblack 52
lynyrd snare 95
lynyrdskin breeches 4
lynyrdskin cap 2
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 11
macaroni duck 39
Mace of the Tortoise 6
machetito 3
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 594
madius 15
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 2
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 1
magical baguette 78
magical ice cubes 1
magical mystery juice 66
magicalness-in-a-can 169
magicberry tablets 356
magilaser blastercannon 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 3
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 115
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 164
maid head 1
maiden wig 84
makeshift cape 2
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
mama's squeezebox 5
mana curds 58
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 3
Manetwich 1
mangled finger 26
mangled squirrel 76
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 3
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 4
maple leaf 7
maple syrup 17
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 58
mariachi hat 413
mariachi pants 6
mariachi toothpaste 25
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 13
marionette 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 2
Mark II Steam-Hat 3
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 3
Mark of the Bugbear 4
Mark of the Ghost 2
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 2
Mark of the Werewolf 2
Mark of the Zombie 3
Mark V Steam-Hat 8
Marquis de Poivre soda 33
marshmallow 10
marshmallow flambé 9
martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 16
marzipan skull 186
massive gemstone 746
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 5
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve plastic oyster egg 3
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 3
Maxing, Relaxing 4
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 41
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayodiol 2
Mayoflex 1
Mayonex 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayostat 1
Mayozapine 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 163
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 2
meat engine 1
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 2
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 44
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 22
meat stack 1
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 6
meat vortex 358
Meat-inflating powder 177
meatcar model 1
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 4
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 22
megacopia 2
megatofu 3
Meleegra™ pills 61
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 49
meme generator 1
memory of a C 21
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 23
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 38
memory of an A 44
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 10
menorette 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin bunwig 9
Mer-kin cancerstick 4
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 30
Mer-kin darkbook 2
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 4
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 6
Mer-kin fastjuice 27
Mer-kin finpaddle 3
Mer-kin fitbrine 27
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 5
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 8
Mer-kin hookspear 6
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin knucklebone 2
Mer-kin lipstick 48
Mer-kin lunchbox 2
Mer-kin mouthsoap 25
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 7
Mer-kin prayerbeads 20
Mer-kin pressureglobe 2
Mer-kin ragejuice 16
Mer-kin roundshield 3
Mer-kin saltmint 2
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin sawdust 8
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 22
Mer-kin sneakmask 8
Mer-kin stopwatch 2
Mer-kin strongjuice 20
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 4
Mer-kin thighguard 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 6
Mer-kin wordquiz 2
Mer-kin worktea 2
mercenary headband 91
mercenary pistol 1
mercenary rifle 1
mermaid's purse 2
mesh cap 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 51
metal band T-shirt 53
metal mandible 1
metal meteoroid 1
metallic A 1
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
meteoreo 1
Meteorite-Ade 2
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 202
Microplushie: Bropane 122
Microplushie: Dorkonide 46
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 70
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 28
Microplushie: Gothochondria 120
Microplushie: Hippylase 158
Microplushie: Hipsterine 17
Microplushie: Hobomosome 76
Microplushie: Otakulone 180
Microplushie: Raverdrine 99
Microplushie: Sororitrate 143
microwave stogie 2
mid-level medieval mead 13
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 75
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 220
milky potion 323
mime soul fragment 244
mimeplasm 8
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 1
mineapple 204
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
Mini-Crimbot crate 2
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-Mr. Accessory 2
mini-zeppelin 2
miniature boiler 9
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 37
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 2
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 35
miniature pruning shears 2
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 65
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 18
missing wine 2
Misty Cape 99
Misty Cloak 97
Misty Robe 109
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 2
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
mocking turtle 65
modern picture frame 3
Mohawk wig 2
Mohobo 5
moist barrel 1
moist sailor's cap 3
mojo filter 1
mole molé 7
mole skin notebook 6
molotov cocktail cocktail 366
molten brick 110
molten medallion 2
molten scrap metal 94
Mon Tiki 1
monkey barf 2
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 3
monster pants 32
monstrous monocle 1
moomy dust 8
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 390
Moonds 13
moonglasses 2
Moonshine Mohobo 3
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 13
moose chocolate 46
moose thought 42
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
moreltini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
Mornington crescent roll 143
Mortimer's nostrum 279
Morto Moreto 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 36
mother's little helper 95
mother's secret recipe 6
motivational poster 3
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 121
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
mouse skull 80
moustache sock 8
mouth-watering mayolus 2
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 265
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 3
Mr. Haggis 98
Mr. Joe's bangles 6
Mr. Mediocrebar 117
Mr. Screege's spectacles 4
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 9
muculent machete 20
muddy pirate hat 20
muddy skirt 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mulberry 6
mulled berry wine 3
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 1
mummy mask 3
mummy wrapping 1
munchies pill 4
Murderer's Punch 2
murky potion 377
Muschat 2
muscle oil 19
mushroom fermenting solution 111
mushroom pizza 2
musk turtle 38
musty moccasins 1
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant rattlesnake egg 2
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 18
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chemical residue 47
mysterious present 3
mysterious silver lapel pin 9
nachos of the night 4
nail file 496
nailswurst 2
nanite-infested candy cane 1
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
nanofiber cloth 2
nanorhino credit card 2
Nardz energy beverage 17
nasty gum 7
nasty rat mask 2
nasty snuff 190
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 64
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 2
natty blue ascot 2
natural fennel soda 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 2
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 2
Necrotelicomnicon 2
necrotizing body spray 46
negative lump 1,779
neoprene skullcap 36
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 61
neutron lollipop 2
New Age healing crystal 252
New Age hurting crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 358
Newbiesport™ tent 155
Newman's Own Trousers 36
NG 79
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 10
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 12
Nightstalker perfume 46
ninja carabiner 65
ninja crampons 68
ninja eyeblack 18
ninja fear powder 13
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 1
ninja rope 68
ninjammies 1
non-aged vinegar 98
non-Euclidean non-accordion 3
non-stick pugil stick 2
normal barrel 1
Northern pemmican 4
norwhal helmet 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 335
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 296
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 320
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 160
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 164
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 162
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty fruit hat 13
novelty tattoo sleeves 6
Now and Earlier 7
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 8
Nuclear Blastball 73
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 5
nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of slicksilver 1
nugget of sodium 20
nugget of ticksilver 1
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 6
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 22
nutty organic salad 6
O 1
O'RLY manual 151
obnoxious riddle 3
obsidian dagger 99
obsidian nutcracker 9
ocarina of space 1
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 2
octolus oculus 120
octolus-skin cloak 1
octopus's spade 4
odd silver coin 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 6
off-white plastic oyster egg 6
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 7
off-white striped oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 97
Oh, the Humanitini 8
oil cap 11
oil lamp 18
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 119
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil pan 11
oil shell 10
oil slacks 61
oil-filled donut 17
oily boid 4
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 5
ointment of the occult 24
Okee-Dokee soda 29
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
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Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
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old school Mafia knicke½æ 3
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old-fashioned 4
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olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 5
one glove 20
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one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
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oozenog 1
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Operation Patriot Shield 1
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orc wrist 359
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orcish hand lotion 1,148
Orcish meat locker 8
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orcish stud-finder 377
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
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original G 6
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Osk'r Chow 20
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out-of-tune biwa 1
Outer Wolf™ cologne 12
outlaw bandana 18
oven mitts 2
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 4
overloaded micro-reactor 547
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 4
oversized pipe 92
oversized pizza cutter 4
oversized skullcap 75
oversized snowflake 2
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P.B.L.T. 1
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PADL Phone 18
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Pain Dip 5
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
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palm-frond capris 2
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palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 5
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 25
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Pantaloons of Hatred 1
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pants of the Slug Lord 3
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PB&BP 4
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pec oil 205
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
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plus one 1
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pocket maze 1
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pog #01 (spider) 3
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pointed stick 2
pointy mushroom 7
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 7
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poisonous caviar 10
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
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poker face paint 13
Polka Pop 2
polka-dot bow tie 1
polo trophy 10
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 8
polyalloy shield 1
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
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polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
polyesterene powder 1
Polysniff Perfume 311
pompadour'd puppy 1
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pool cue 23
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pool torpedo 98
popcorn 1
poppy 52
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popular tart 15
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
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Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 6
pork elf goodies sack 150
porkpocket 15
porquoise 225
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portable corkscrew 1
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potion of potency 11
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pretty flower 5,510
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 7
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Professor What T-Shirt 23
programmable turtle 41
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protein paste 9
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
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Psycho From The Heat 1
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puce plastic oyster egg 6
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PVC staff 4
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pygmy blowgun 308
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Quaatorade™ 3
quadroculars 2
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quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 16
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 1
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
quirky accordion 1
R'lyeh 1
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 38
Radberry Rip wine cooler 5
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raisin 11
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raw sweet potato 2
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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record of menacing silence 2
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 2
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
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recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 3
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 2
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 2
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 3
recursive spline reticulator 1
red ale 5
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Red Balloon of Valor 6
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red drunki-bear 2
Red Dwarf 7
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Redeye™ Eyedrops 25
redrum 7
reflection of a map 1
refrigerated biohazard container 1
regret hose 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
regular-size brogurt 2
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reindeer sickle 1
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residual zeal 4
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 2
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reverse-oscillating klystron 1
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rhesus monkey 3
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rice bowl 1
ridiculous cocktail 1
ridiculous sandwich 1
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ring of conflict 5
ring of Detect Boring Doors 70
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 5
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 1
rinky-dink sixgun 2
roasted duck 103
roasted marshmallow 3
robin's egg 11
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 705
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 2
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rock 2
Rock and Roll Legend 3
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Rock Pops 126
rocket fuel 13
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 15
rocky raccoon 361
rodeo whiskey 18
rogue swarmer 1
Rogue Windmill Rouge 10
roll in the hay 1
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 16
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
ROM of Optimality 1
Roman sadnals 5
Rompedores de Fantasmas 105
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rook cookie 1
root beer 27
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 929
rotten tomato 1
rotting barrel 1
rotting beefsteak 16
rotting cowskin 1
rough fish scale 1
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round green sunglasses 30
round purple sunglasses 7
royal jelly 1
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rubber band gun 15
rubber emo roe 1
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rubber nubbin 9
rubber ribcage 5
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rubber spider 62
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rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 4
ruby on canes 4
ruby W 2
rum and cola 8
rum barrel charrrm 2
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 7
Russian Ice 1
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rusty bonesaw 17
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rusty hedge trimmers 77
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rusty metal shaft 2
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s'more 17
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 7
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.S. Ticket 1
S.T.L.T. 3
sabre teeth 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 73
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 836
sack of doorknobs 1
Sacramento wine 9
Safari Jack's moustache 35
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safety vest 1
saffron antaravasaka 1
Saison du Lune 1
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salacious crumbs 89
salacious lychee chuhai 2
salacious screwdiver 2
salamander slurry 12
salamander spleen 27
salinated mint julep 49
Salsa de las Epocas 1
Salsa Libre 1
salt wages 208
salt water taffy 24
saltwaterbed 1
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salty slug 2
samurai turtle 6
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 1
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 2
sandwich of the gods 12
sangria 2
Sangria de Menthe 1
sardine can key 1
Saturday Night Special 37
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 430
Saucepanic 4
sausage bomb 60
sausage pizza 2
sausage without a cause 1
sausage wonton 3
savory crossbow 1
savory dry noodles 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 5
sawblade fragment 1
sawblade shield 83
Sazerorc 3
Sazuruk-hai 2
scabrous seal epaulets 1
scale-mail underwear 3
Scalp of Gorgolok 41
scented massage oil 2
Scepter of Loathing 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 2
School of Hard Knocks Diploma 1
school spirit socket set 6
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scimitar cozy 1
scintillating powder 5
scissor duck 2
scorpion whip 2
scotch on the rocks 2
scrap metal 126
scrap of shadow 7
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 24
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 5
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 4
screwdriver 2
screwing pooch 382
scroll case 2
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 2
scroll of pasta summoning 24
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 87
scroll of Puddingskin 66
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 3
scrunchie tourniquet 429
Scuba Snack 15
sea avocado 3
sea blueberry 59
sea broccoli 47
sea cape 2
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 55
sea chaps 2
sea cowbell 1
sea cowboy hat 2
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sea grease 11
sea holster 1
sea honeydew 2
sea lace 2
sea lasso 1
sea leather 4
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 60
sea radish 7
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 3
sea tangelo 2
seal lube 8
seal medal 1
seal tooth 4
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-brain elixir 11
seal-clubbing club 411
seal-skull helmet 402
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
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sealhide seal doll 3
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 182
seaode 2
seared dino steak 2
seaweed 2
sebaceous shield 2
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret from the future 1
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