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Display Case for rpxx (#1918576)
This player is ranked #514 for Most Total Items with a total of 324,775 items.
This player is ranked #108 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,911 items.

This player is a member of the clan Gay and Lesbian Village.

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rpxx (#1918576)
This player has 4,911 unique items and 324,775 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 8
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 8
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 9
armgun 1
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 116
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 2
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 8
baneful bandolier 1
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 50
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
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basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 2
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 18
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
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black forest ham 1
black greaves 1
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Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 1
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black pension check 1
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Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
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blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
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Bling of the New Wave 6
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 2
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
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bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
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Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
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blue pixel potion 1
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blundarrrbus 1
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Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
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bone aperitif 1
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bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 25
Bonestabber 1
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boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
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Boss Bat britches 61
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box 1
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brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
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BRAINS shorts 1
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brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
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brass stinger 1
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Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
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BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
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BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
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BRICKO sword 1
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Bright Water 1
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Brimstone Bunker 1
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broken skull 728
broken sword 1
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brown pixel 1
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bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
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buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
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bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
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burst hellseal brain 24
BURT 10
bus pass 1
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Buttery Knob 1
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can-you-dig-it? 7
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Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 1
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chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 2
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Claw of the Infernal Seal 8
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
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coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 46
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cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 9
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
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congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
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Copper Alpha of Sincerity 4
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cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
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corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
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paperclip sproinger 1
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papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 10
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 2
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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patchouli incense stick 1
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 1
PB&BP 1
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peach lozenge 1
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pear supersucker 1
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pebblebräu 1
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Pendant of Fire 1
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penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
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peppermint twist 1
percent sign 1
perforated battle paddle 1
perfume of prejudice 1
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 1
personalized birthday cake 4
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pet anemone 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 2
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 2
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 1
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 1
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 1
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 1
pie crust 1
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 1
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 2
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
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pink clay bead 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 2
pink pinkslip slip 1
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pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
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piping organ pie 1
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pitchfork 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 2
pixel cross 2
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 2
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 1
pixel power cell 1
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Plague of Locusts 1
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plain pizza 1
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plastic spider ring 1
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PlexiPips 1
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plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
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plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 1
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pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
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Poison Oak trading card 1
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poisonous caviar 2
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polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
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Polysniff Perfume 1
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pool cue 1
pool of liquid metal 1
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 1
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pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 2
press-on ribs 1
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
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pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
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propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 1
protein paste 1
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prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
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Punchplanter 1
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Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
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purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
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pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy papers 1
pygmy pygment 1
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quake of arrows 1
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quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
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Rad Lib 1
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Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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raisin 2
Ralph IX cognac 1
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Ram's Face Lager 1
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Rattlin' Chains 1
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razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 44
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
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Red Dwarf 1
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red striped oyster egg 1
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red-headed corpse 1
redrum 1
reflection of a map 1
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regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 1
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
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resolution: be feistier 1
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resolution: be luckier 1
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
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rib of the Bonerdagon 15
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ribcage rollcage 1
rice bowl 1
rickety old unicycle 1
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ridiculous cocktail 1
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ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
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ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
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Rock Pops 1
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rogue swarmer 1
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
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roll of toilet paper 1
roller skate decoy 1
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rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
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rope with some soap on it 1
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round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 1
royal jelly taco 1
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 1
rum and cola 1
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Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 1
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s'more 1
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S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 6
safarrri hat 1
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Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 1
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 1
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Salsa de las Epocas 1
salt water taffy 1
salty dog 1
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 1
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sand dollar 1
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 1
sangria 1
Sangria de Menthe 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 1
sausage bomb 1
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savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 1
sawblade fragment 1
sawblade shield 20
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 9
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Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scintillating powder 1
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scrap of sticky paper 1
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
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scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
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scrumptious reagent 1
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Scuba Snack 1
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sebaceous shield 1
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Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
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serum of sarcasm 1
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set of jacks 1
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shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 1
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Shot of the Living Dead 1
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shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
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Silver Bullet beer 1
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simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 2
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
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sinister demon mask 1
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sizzling seal fat 12
Sizzling Sinner 1
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skeletortoise 1
skewer 1
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skirt / kilt kit 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
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Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 2
slab of sponge 1
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 1
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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slightly peevedbow 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
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Slimosa 1
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slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 1
slippery when wet shield 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
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slug of shochu 1
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Smart Bone Dust 1
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Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
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Snow Queen Crown 1
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sock monkey 1
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solid gold bowling ball 75
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
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space jam 1
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Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Tours Tripple 1
Space Trip safety headphones 1
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spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 2
spangly unitard 1
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sparking El Vibrato drone 1
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
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spectre scepter 127
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 1
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
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spring 1
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sprocket assembly 1
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square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
square sponge pants 1
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squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 1
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 9
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 7
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel scarf 5
stainless steel shillelagh 1
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stalk of asparagus 1
staph of homophones 1
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star 1
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star buckler 1
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starchy crossbow 1
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starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 1
steely marble 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 1
stench powder 1
stench wad 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
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