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This player is ranked #169 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,815 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ratsworth's Tavern.

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myrth77 (#1941071)
This player has 3,815 unique items and 63,835 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 2
Überraschthexengebräu 12
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1,970 carat gold 3
1-ball 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 36
2-ball 4
3-ball 6
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 4
4-dimensional guitar 5
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 5
5-hour acrimony 80
6-ball 3
7-ball 3
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 10
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 11
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 17
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 3
A. W. O. L. commendation 20
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 90
Abyssal ember 4
acceptable bagel 4
accidental cider 34
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 8
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 18
adder bladder 52
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 10
Adventurer bobblehead 4
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 20
Aggressive Carrot 1
agnolotti arboli 1
airblaster gun 3
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 5
alien hologram projector 27
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 120
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 3
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient frozen dinner 35
ancient ice cream scoop 15
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 4
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 31
Ancient Saucehelm 11
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 7
anemone sauce 1
Angelhair Culottes 15
anger blaster 2
Angry Farmer candy 3
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 19
angst burger 205
animal part cracker 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 4
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 34
ant hoe 4
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 5
ant rake 3
ant sickle 4
anticheese 22
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 4
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 8
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 1
antique helmet 9
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 7
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 13
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 4
antique spyglass 1
Argarggagarg's fang 10
arm buzzer 1
armgun 12
armored prawn 1
around the world 38
arrowgram 11
arrrgyle socks 7
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 20
artisanal limoncello 15
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 5
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 5
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 5
Artist's Spatula of Despair 5
Artist's Whisk of Misery 5
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos staff 3
asbestos sword 6
ASCII fu manchu 15
ASCII shirt 22
Asleep in the Cemetery 12
asparagus knife 41
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 3
astral mushroom 2
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 20
attorney's badge 14
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 2
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
awful poetry journal 146
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 2
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby killer bee 7
backwoods screwdriver 16
baconstone 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad vibroknife 2
badass belt 174
badge of authority 7
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 2
bag of pygmy blood 14
bag of random words 34
bag of unfinished business 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 5
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 2
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 64
baloney rotgut 2
balsa plank 13
banana 3
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 25
banana supersucker 100
bananagate 10
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 14
Bangyomaman battle juice 13
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 10
bar whip 2
bargain flash powder 23
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 10
barnacled barrel 2
Barney's rake 23
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 14
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 104
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 33
barrel beryl 3
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 22
barskin cloak 3
barskin loincloth 1
bartender-in-the-box 13
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 70
Bash-Ōs boxtop 24
Bash-Ōs cereal 50
bat guano 25
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 4
bat-ass leather jacket 3
batarang 4
batblade 34
batgut 107
bath ball gift set 1
battered hubcap 2
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 4
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 38
beach glass necklace 2
beanbag chair 21
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful rainbow 1
beautiful soup 3
beaver spear 11
bed of coals 3
beer bomb 315
beer bong 4
beer helmet 1
beer-a-pult 2
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 7
beer-soaked mop 4
beertini 10
beery blood 50
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 7
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled cufflinks 3
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 2
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Belt of Loathing 1
bewitching boots 4
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 6
BGE merchandise order form 3
BGE pocket calendar 15
BGE shotglass 50
BGE temporary tattoo 7
BGE tiny plastic toy 16
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 5
big bad voodoo mask 13
big bass drum 11
big boom 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 14
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 4
big red clown nose 42
big rock 5
big slimy cyst 1
big tun 1
bilge wine 60
bindlestocking 15
Bit O' Ectoplasm 7
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 83
bit-o-cactus 75
bitter bowtie 11
BitterSweetTarts 2
BittyCar HotCar 2
BittyCar MeatCar 3
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Black Angus blackburger 9
black belt 2
black brandy 9
black BRICKO brick 1
black cloak 1
black eyedrops 2
black forest cake 28
black forest ham 8
black friar's tonsure 7
black gold 3
black greaves 32
black helmet 26
black kettle drum 1
black label 4
black lotus 1
black magic powder 9
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 2
black picnic basket 8
black pixel 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 5
black shield 28
black snake skin 42
black snowcone 1
black spot 78
black sword 20
blackberry 3
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
blammer 1
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 5
Blatantly Canadian 3
blind-packed capsule toy 5
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 11
Bling of the New Wave 10
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 26
blob of Alphredo™ 25
blob of wood glue 13
Blood 'n' Plenty 5
blood and blood 1
Blood Light 30
blood of the Wereseal 12
Bloodbath 1
bloody beer 2
bloody clown pants 9
bloody kiwitini 4
bloody mary 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue grass 2
blue oyster badge 10
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue suede shoes 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 5
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 1
bone chips 22
bone collar 3
bone crusher 1
bone flute 31
bone meal 1
bone rattle 5
bone spurs 4
Bone's Farm "wine" 10
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 134
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 13
book of matches 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 41
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 67
Boss Bat britches 81
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Blank-Out 221
bottle of bubbles 350
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 87
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 9
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of lighter fluid 6
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 5
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 2
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 2
bottle of ultravitamins 5
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 7
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 5
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 4
bottled swamp gas 22
bottoms of the barrel 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 109
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of petunias 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 3
bowl of topioca 1
box of Familiar Jacks 6
box of Pokëmann band-aids 33
box of sunshine 30
box turtle 6
boxing glove 99
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 7
brains casserole 4
BRAINS shorts 102
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 11
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 6
bread line 16
breakfast mess 373
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 18
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 2
BRICKO stud 21
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 3
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 56
briefcase full of sprinkles 2
brigand brittle 20
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 44
brine 10
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 58
broken sword 3
broken warbear gyrocopter 4
bronze breastplate 8
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 12
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper pants 1
brown sugar cane 36
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
BUBBLE GUM 7
bubble-wrap simulator 11
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubblewrap ore 26
bubblin' chemistry solution 4
bubblin' crude 7
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 36
bucket of honey 3
bug paste 3
bugbear beanie 7
bugbear bungguard 4
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 34
Bugbearclaw Donut 15
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 19
bugged beanie 5
bull blubber 33
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 4
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 30
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 2
bunny liver 14
buoybottoms 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 253
butterfly knife 21
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 6
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
cactus fruit 18
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of Binarrrca 26
can of black paint 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 15
can of drain cleaner 44
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 3
can of starch 2
can of sterno 12
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 47
candied bolts 7
candied kobold 8
candied nuts 13
candied pecan 1
candied yams 2
Candy Alexander 5
candy brain 16
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 21
candy kneecapping stick 7
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 12
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 2
candy stake 3
candycaine powder 5
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 42
canopic jar 17
captured boozles 4
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 19
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 32
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 11
carob chunk noodles 19
carob chunks 15
carrot juice 2
carrot nose 3
carton of gaspers 8
carton of snake milk 1
cartoon heart 2
casino pass 1
cast 3
cast-iron legacy paddle 5
cat appendix 53
catgut 80
catskin buckler 10
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial olive oil 1
cement sandals 6
censored can label 6
centipede eggs 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra malt 3
chakra sludge 3
chakra-mental wine 10
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
charged magnet 1
Charity's choker 10
charming flute 9
charrrm bracelet 7
cheap Chinese beer 3
cheap cigar butt 30
cheap clip-on ninja tie 23
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 11
cheap wind-up clock 20
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 3
chef-in-the-box 30
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry pie 8
chest barrel 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewable paper 3
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 12
Chinese curse words 8
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 8
chintzy noodle ring 12
chintzy saucepan earring 6
chintzy seal pendant 3
chintzy turtle brooch 3
chiptune guitar 1
choco-Crimbot 1
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate box 2
chocolate cigar 8
chocolate disco ball 37
chocolate filthy lucre 96
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 98
chocolate saucepan 29
chocolate seal-clubbing club 26
chocolate stolen accordion 20
chocolate turtle totem 72
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 11
chocotini 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 10
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo brownies 7
chorizo taco 25
chrome crossbow 3
Chroner 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 5
cigarette lighter 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 2
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 8
Clara's bell 10
classy monkey 13
Claw of the Infernal Seal 4
clay peace-sign bead 39
Claybender glasses 21
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 2
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork handle 9
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 3
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clove-flavored lip balm 11
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 11
clown skin 6
clown whip 1
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 4
club of the five seasons 1
club sandwich 2
clutch of dodecapede eggs 9
coal contact lenses 1
coal snakeskin 1
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 50
Codpiece of the Goblin King 25
coffin lid 15
cog 50
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 12
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 9
cold jelly 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 13
Cold One 2
cold-filtered water 2
collapsible baton 2
cologne of contempt 750
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colorful toad 25
comfy coffin 2
comfy pillow 7
commemorative war stein 7
communal gobstopper 17
complicated lock impression 1
compounded experience 2
compressed air canister 2
compression stocking 5
concentrated garbage juice 7
concentrated magicalness pill 36
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 5
confiscated comic book 1
confiscated love note 1
confusing LED clock 1
conjured ice cream 4
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 50
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookie cookie 5
cool spore pod 6
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 38
copper ha'penny charrrm 42
corn holder 4
corncob pipe 9
corned-beef Reuben 25
cornuthaum 52
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
correction fluid 43
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 148
corrupted marrow 1
corrupted stardust 2
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 2
costume sword 26
cottage 5
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 3
cow poker 1
crêepy mask 1
cracker 3
Cracklin' Oat Bran 12
cranberries 5
cranberry cordial 110
crappy brain 36
crappy camera 2
crate of firebombs 1
crate of fish meat 3
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 20
Crazymaker 1
creamsicle 6
creepy ginger ale 18
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
crident 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 17
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 504
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Credit 304
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 368
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 8
Crimbo peppermint bark 448
Crimbo salad 10
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 82
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 5
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 3
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 4
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 3
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 4
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 4
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 5
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 4
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 5
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 2
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 5
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 2
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 5
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 5
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 5
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 2
Crimbuck 267
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 9
Crown of the Goblin King 118
crown-shaped beanie 2
crude voodoo doll 3
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal belt buckle 2
crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 4
cube of billiard chalk 3
cube of ectoplasm 25
cup of infinite pencils 2
cuppa Activi tea 1
cuppa Dexteri tea 1
cuppa Impregnabili tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 2
cuppa Mana tea 1
cuppa Morbidi tea 1
cuppa Obscuri tea 1
cuppa Physicali tea 1
cuppa Proprie tea 2
cuppa Twen tea 1
cuppa Voraci tea 1
curmudgel 40
cursed black pearl onion 28
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 10
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 21
custard pie 1
cute mushroom 7
cyber-mattock 5
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 3
D roll 50
Daffy Taffy 112
damp bar rag 3
damp old wallet 3
dance card 2
dancing fan 8
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
daub-breaker 55
dead guy's watch 13
dead meat bun 1
deadly lampshade 4
death blossom 7
decent brain 43
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 29
decorative fountain 2
deep six-shooter 15
delicious noodles 2
delicious spicy noodles 4
delicious star salad 1
delicious swamp muck 75
deluxe fax machine 3
demon buckler 2
demon makeup kit 2
demon skin 3
demonic surgical gloves 5
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 4
dented harmonica 28
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
desiccated apricot 60
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 1
dethklok 1
devil-summoning hat 3
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond-studded cane 24
didgeridooka 3
digital underground potion 9
dilapidated wizard hat 4
dill 70
dinged-up triangle 1
dinner roll 1
dire fudgesicle 31
dirty hobo gloves 15
disbelief suspenders 4
Disco 'Fro Pick 16
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 67
disco horoscope (Aries) 50
disco horoscope (Cancer) 54
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 41
disco horoscope (Gemini) 52
disco horoscope (Leo) 56
disco horoscope (Libra) 52
disco horoscope (Pisces) 40
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 60
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 67
disco horoscope (Taurus) 49
disco horoscope (Virgo) 52
discocktail 46
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 217
disintegrating sheet music 156
disintegrating spiky collar 9
disposable instant camera 1
disposable lighter 4
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 143
diving muff 3
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 4
dog ointment 1
dollar-sign bag 81
Dolphin King's crown 35
dope gangsta bling-bling 7
dope wheels 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 33
double-barreled sling 8
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 7
Doublepunchplanter 2
doubt cannon 2
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35
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Drac & Tan 3
draggin' ball hat 37
dragon snaps 87
dread tarragon 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 32
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 282
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 4
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
drinks tray 3
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droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 154
droppable microphone 8
Drowsy Sword 169
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drum of tommy ammo 22
Drunken Astrophysicist 3
Drunken Neurologist 3
Drunken Philosopher 3
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
drywall axe 164
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 23
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 8
dungeoneer's dungarees 12
dungeoneering kit 2
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 14
Duskwalker syringe 12
dusty barrel 1
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 1
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
ear poison 201
Earring of Fire 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 171
eau de mort 1
Ecto-Cooler 17
ectoplasm au jus 9
eel battery 12
eel sauce 23
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
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eerie fetish 1
eerily silent box 1
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eggbeater 3
eggman noodles 2
eggnog 2
El Sombrero De Lopez 19
El Vibrato drone 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 6
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 10
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
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eldritch effluvium 786
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eldritch ichor 1
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eldritch scanner 1
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electric copperhead potion 10
electric crutch 5
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elephant stinger 24
eleven-foot pole 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 21
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 5
elven cellocello 22
elven hardtack 614
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 5
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embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 705
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 36
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Enchanted Flyswatter 4
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Enchanted Plunger 6
enchanted toothpick 17
energy drink IV 5
ennui-flavored potato chips 48
enormous hoop earring 33
Ent cider 141
escargotsicle 4
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 3
essential soy 3
essential tofu 2
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eternal knot tattoo 1
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 11
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evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
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exactly-three-shaped box 1
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expensive cigar 6
exploding gum 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-greasy slider 31
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 9
Extra-slimy Slimosa 2
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 5
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 6
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely skinny jeans 10
eye of the Tiger-lily 35
eye-pod 3
eyebrow lifter 3
eyedrops of newt 18
eyepatch 25
f3d0r4 37
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facsimile dictionary 1
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fake blood 6
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fake plastic grass 17
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fancy beef jerky 7
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fancy chocolate car 15
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fancy seashell necklace 4
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fat bottom quark 31
fat loot token 1
fat wallet 1
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 10
FDKOL fire hose 3
FDKOL hotcakes 58
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 2
felt 6
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 7
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 100
festive holiday hat 3
festive sausage 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 2
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 404
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 6
figurine of a shadowy seal 12
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figurine of a slippery seal 1
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figurine of a wretched-looking seal 4
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy armor 2
filthy corduroys 4
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 4
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 3
filthy pestle 9
filthy poultice 12
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fine aged cheddarwurst 80
fine wine 4
finger cymbals 32
fire axe 2
fire of unknown origin 1
fire poi 7
fireball 1
fireclutch 27
fireman's helmet 2
fireman's lunch 5
first-aid pouch 1
fish bazooka 2
fish-liver oil 300
fishy paste 7
fishy pipe 3
fishy wand 4
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 8
fixed-gear bicycle 2
fizzing spore pod 1
flamin' bindle 5
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming crutch 5
flaming glowsticks 32
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Sazerorc 2
flaming sword 4
flaming talons 43
flange 1
flaregun 30
flashy pirate dreadlocks 3
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flavorless gruel 2
flayed mind 34
fleetwood macaroni 1
fleshy lump 1
flimsy clipboard 84
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floorboard cruft 59
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floral-print skirt 5
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flowing hippy skirt 6
fluid of fudge-finding 37
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flute of flat champagne 3
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 2
flytrap bezoar 1
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foam dart 5
foam noodle 1
Fog Murderer 1
folder (blue) 2
folder (D-Team) 3
folder (green) 1
folder (heavy metal) 1
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 2
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 4
folder (rainbow unicorn) 3
folder (red) 1
folder (smiley face) 4
folder (sports car) 3
folder (sportsballs) 1
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 2
folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 2
folder (yellow) 1
foolscap fool's cap 17
foon 2
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 9
forest spirit rattle 1
forest tears 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 9
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 3
French bronilla brogurt 1
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 18
fricasseed brains 4
friendly cheez blob 14
frigid air mattress 9
frigid fudgepuck 50
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 237
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 2
frog lip-print 3
frost-rimed seal hide 13
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen nunchaku 1
frozen seal spine 2
fruitcake 1
fruitfilm 2
fruity girl swill 5
Fu Manchu Wax 2
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Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 11
fudge lily 45
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 105
fudgecycle 15
fudgesicle 30
Fudgie Roll 1
fumble formula 2
funky eyepatch 21
funky junk key 1
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furry halo 1
furry pants 1
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 13
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 32
fuzzy dice 1
fuzzy earmuffs 32
fuzzy montera 12
ga-ga radio 4
Gaia beads 9
Galapagosian Cuisses 8
Game Grid valued membership card 1
gamer slurry 24
ganger bandana 3
garbage juice slurpee 41
garish pinky ring 3
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 8
gas balloon 3
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 12
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 5
Gearhead Goo 6
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 3
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 1
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 1
Gene Tonic: Elemental 2
Gene Tonic: Fish 1
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 1
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 4
ghost accordion 1
ghost cucumber 288
ghost key 1
ghost pencil 2
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 14
ghost protocol 35
ghost thread 5
ghuol ears 184
ghuol egg 3
ghuol egg quiche 7
ghuol guolash 284
giant artisanal rice peeler 19
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 3
giant cactus quill 15
giant candy cane 1
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 18
giant designer sunglasses 5
giant discarded bottlecap 72
giant discarded plastic fork 61
giant discarded torn-up glove 42
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant foam finger 9
giant giant moth dust 5
giant glass of brandy 1
giant grain of protein powder 11
giant green gummi bear 1
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giant heirloom grape tomato 17
giant marshmallow 2
giant motorcycle boots 11
giant moxie weed 10
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giant needle 21
giant pearl 2
giant penguin keychain 11
giant pinky ring 103
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giant spider leg 3
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giant turkey leg 28
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giant yellow gummi ingot 1
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gift-a-pult 5
gill rings 1
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Gin Mint 1
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 6
gingerbread smartphone 2
gingerbread spice latte 1
gingerbread wine 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 2
Ginsu™ 1
giraffe-necked turtle 2
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 1
glark cable 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 12
glass of bourbon 2
glass of gnat milk 19
glass of herbal tequila 1
glass of warm milk 19
glass of warm water 1
glass slipper 1
Glenn's golden dice 3
glimmering great tit feather 4
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 2
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
Glo-Pop 1
glob of spoiled mayo 3
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
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glowing red eye 3
glowing spore pod 11
glowing syringe 8
gnatloaf 1
gnatwing 92
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 21
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 7
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 32
gnoll teeth 26
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish flyswatter 4
Gnollish pie server 8
Gnollish plunger 7
Gnollish slotted spoon 3
Gnollish toolbox 12
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 8
Go-Wassail 31
goat 1
goat beard 7
goat cheese 6
goat cheese pizza 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
gold crown 6
gold lamé pants 24
gold star 1
gold tooth 24
gold toothbrush 72
gold wedding ring 4
Golden HP-35 Calculator 1
Golden Light 1
golden ring 5
good ash 4
good brain 875
gooey paste 3
googly eye 3
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
goth kid t-shirt 11
gourmet gourami oil 1
government-issue identification badge 17
grape troll doll 1
grass blade 1
grass clippings 12
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 2
grassy cutlass 14
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 2
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 2
grave robbing shovel 5
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 10
gray bow tie 1
grease trap 3
great big capacitor 12
Great Older Fashioned 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green candy heart 200
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Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
Green Giant 2
green gummi ingot 22
Green Muslin 1
green pill 1
green pixel 10
green pixel potion 1
green rock candy 2
Green Velvet 3
green-iced sweet roll 2
gremlin mutagen 1
grey cube 8
grimstone mask 5
grimy lab coat 3
grip key 4
grizzled bearskin 1
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 2
groupie bra 3
groupie spangles 100
grue egg 4
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 59
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 3
grungy bandana 17
grungy flannel shirt 6
guancertina 1
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 15
guard turtle shell 36
guitar pick 2
gummi ammonite 20
gummi belemnite 20
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 6
gummi salamander 5
gummi snake 4
gummi trilobite 20
gummi turtle 4
Gummi-DNA 11
Gummi-Gnauga 8
gun cleaning kit 9
gunpowder burrito 50
guy made of bee pollen 17
haggis socks 5
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 11
hairshirt 1
half of a gold tooth 34
half-baked potion 65
half-empty carton of milk 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-orchid 50
half-sized guitar 16
halfberd 27
halibut 1
hambrosier 10
hamburger 1
hamethyst 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 1
hand of cards 3
hand-carved bokken 2
hand-carved bow 2
hand-carved staff 2
handful of confetti 223
handful of crafty noodles 25
handful of fire 2
handful of hand chalk 200
handful of honey 52
handful of juicy garbage 3
handful of moss 55
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 6
handful of sand 30
handful of stubble 5
handful of tips 10
Handsome Devil 2
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 9
hard spore pod 18
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
harem girl t-shirt 8
haunted flame 5
hawkface potion 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 50
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
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heart necklace 1
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 52
heavy D 108
heavy leather-bound tome 5
heavy metal sonata 3
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 4
Heimandatz's heart 14
Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
hellseal claw 22
hellseal whisker 18
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet turtle 4
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hemp net 5
henna face paint 63
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 3
Herring Daiquiri 3
Herring Wallbanger 3
herringcello 1
hi-octane carrot juice 2
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 3
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 14
Hippy Army MPE 2
hippy bongo 10
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 6
hippy protest button 6
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 5
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 9
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 4
holiday log 22
holistic headache remedy 94
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 1
homeopathic mint tea 1
honey-dipped locust 4
honeypot 1
hopping socks 3
hors d'oeuvre tray 22
hot date 34
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1
hot egg 2
hot jelly 1
hot katana blade 75
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 142
hot spore pod 8
hot stuffing 1
hot wing 52
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 1
house of twigs and spit 1
How to Play Othello 8
huge bowl of candy 2
huge gold coin 54
huge mosquito proboscis 5
huge pumpkin 2
huge spoon 16
Huggler Radio 1
Humanitini 2
humble pie 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 2
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hustler shades 6
hypodermic needle 2
ice cream sandwich 1
ice skate decoy 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 13
ice-cold six-pack 1
Iceberglar scarf 3
iced-out bling 32
icicle katana 1
icy hairspray 2
icy katana hilt 2
icy-hot katana 14
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 31
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
Illuminati earpiece 1
imitation crab crate 5
imitation crab meat 26
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 10
immense cyborg hand 1
Imp Ale 6
imp unity ring 161
impure gasoline 1
incredible pizza 4
industrial frosting 1
infernal fife 2
infernal insoles 9
infernal toilet brush 3
infrablack lipstick 46
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
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inky squid sauce 18
Inner Strength 6
Inner Truth 9
Inner Wisdom 15
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
Instant Karma 23
interesting-looking twig 24
intriguing puzzle box 6
invisibility cream 9
invisible potion 1
irate sombrero 80
Iron Beta of Industry 47
iron pasta spoon 1
iron torso box 5
ironic battle spoon 6
ironic jogging shorts 5
ironic knit cap 1
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 3
irradiated candy cane 1
irradiated turtle 1
iShield 1
ivory cue ball 9
jabañero pepper 11
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 5
jalapeño slices 1
janglin' bones 35
jangly spurs 1
janitor's mop 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 2
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 30
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of swamp honey 31
Jarlsberg's earring 1
java cookie 11
jazzy cigarette holder 1
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 9
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 13
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 11
jive turkey leg 9
Jocko Homo's head 16
Jolly Roger charrrm 6
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 9
joybuzzer 1
jug of "wine" 1
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jug of hamethyst juice 5
juggling ball 1
jumbo olive 1
jungle drum 5
jungle floor wax 14
junk band 1
junk food 1
junk trunks 1
junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 2
junk-mail shirt 1
keel-haulin' knife 7
keg shield 11
ketchup hound 22
kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
killing jar 1
Kissin' Cousins 7
kneecapping stick 28
knob bugle 5
Knob Göblin lòve potion 21
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 21
Knob Goblin elite helm 9
Knob Goblin elite pants 10
Knob Goblin elite polearm 10
Knob Goblin elite shirt 16
Knob Goblin harem pants 30
Knob Goblin harem veil 35
Knob Goblin learning pill 35
Knob Goblin love potion 27
Knob Goblin melon baller 15
Knob Goblin Mutagen 19
Knob Goblin pants 9
Knob Goblin perfume 6
Knob Goblin scimitar 5
Knob Goblin spatula 12
Knob Goblin steroids 37
Knob Goblin tongs 9
Knob Goblin Uberpants 5
Knob Goblin visor 30
knob ka-bobs 6
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 14
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 12
knobby helmet turtle 3
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll shroomkabob 13
kobold kibble 32
Krakrox's Loincloth 4
Kudzu slaw 50
kumquartz 10
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat supersucker 252
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 18
labrador cookie 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 7
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
Lavalos's shell 1
lavender candy heart 200
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lawn dart 3
lawnmower blade 2
Lazybones™ recliner 2
LCD game: Burger Belt 58
LCD game: Food Eater 47
LCD game: Garbage River 52
lead necklace 22
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf of grass 10
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 10
leather chaps 5
leather glove 18
leather mask 30
Lederhosen of the Night 11
leechknife 4
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 2
lemon meringue pie 1
Lemonade-235 1
lemonhead caviar 1
lemony scales 6
Leonard's glasses 16
leotarrrd 10
less-than-three-shaped box 1
Let Me Be! 7
letterman's jacket 2
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 3
lewd playing card 3
library card 4
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 53
licorice root 270
lihc eye 97
lihc eye pie 10
lihc face 11
limburger biker boots 31
lime supersucker 201
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum staff 2
linoleum sword 7
liquid ice 1
liquid smoke 1
little deuce cape 1
little firkin 2
little red .epub file 7
little red book 1
little red jam 9
little round pebble 47
live lobster 13
live nautical mine 11
live wire 4
liver and let pie 6
loadstone 15
Lobster qua Grill 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 3
Locust 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 4
lollipop stick 1
long skinny balloon 26
longhaired hippy wig 5
loose purse strings 1
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 43
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 165
los chinos 3
lost key 1
Louder Than Bomb 1
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 1
LOV Emotionizer 1
LOV Entrance Pass 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 27
love song of sugary cuteness 7
low-budget shield 1
lowercase N 9
lucky bottlecap 12
lucky cat collar 4
lucky cat statue 1
lucky cat's paw 6
lucky rabbit's foot 32
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of goofball ore 4
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 2
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
lupine sword 3
LWA ring 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 10
M-242 3
macaroni duck 21
machetito 1
Mad Train wine 16
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 120
magical baguette 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 5
magicalness-in-a-can 10
magicberry tablets 3
magilaser blastercannon 4
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic sculpture kit 2
magnifying glass 2
maiden wig 2
makeshift cape 27
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
malevolent medallion 1
mama's squeezebox 7
mana curds 3
Manetwich 3
mannequin leg 6
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 43
many-eyed glasses 2
maple syrup 4
mariachi G-string 14
mariachi pants 2
mariachi toothpaste 9
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 4
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 6
Mark of the Ghost 9
Mark of the Skeleton 13
Mark of the Vampire 11
Mark of the Werewolf 6
Mark of the Zombie 6
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow 106
marshmallow flambé 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 20
massive gemstone 103
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 3
massive sitar 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 6
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 18
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 3
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Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
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megacopia 2
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memory of a G 7
memory of some delicious amino acids 4,270
menudo ravioli 1
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Mer-kin darkbook 4
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mesh cap 7
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metallic A 205
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 50
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mind flayer corpse 43
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mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
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missing wine 3
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Misty Cloak 10
Misty Robe 32
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Mohobo 2
moist sailor's cap 5
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molten medallion 6
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More Humanitini than Humanitini 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's secret recipe 4
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Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 3
Mr. Joe's bangles 13
Mr. Mediocrebar 65
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nailswurst 2
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ND 8
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negative lump 2,085
Newbiesport™ tent 14
Newman's Own Trousers 10
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normal barrel 1
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Now and Earlier 9
noxious gas grenade 5
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obnoxious riddle 1
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oil of slipperiness 24
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old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 6
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old school flying disc 2
old school Mafia knicke½æ 3
old sweatpants 8
one glove 6
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open sauce 1
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original G 157
oriole-feather headdress 3
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out-of-tune biwa 5
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overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 2
overloaded micro-reactor 83
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P.B.L.T. 916
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pack of pogs 357
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padded tortoise 7
page of the Necrohobocon 7
Pain Dip 3
painted shield 2
painted turtle 50
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
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papaya slung 5
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paperclip 441
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papier-mâché glob 1
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papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mochi 1
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paranormal ricotta 4
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parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
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passable elf mask 42
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pat of butter 1
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patchouli incense stick 196
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PB&BP 1
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pear supersucker 201
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perfume of prejudice 300
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petit 4.1 8
petit fortran 11
petrified wood 13
pewter claymore 38
ph balancer 1
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picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 4
picture of you 1
pie man was not meant to eat 22
piece of after eight 17
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PlexiPips 3
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plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 6
pocketwatch on a chain 8
pog #01 (spider) 2
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 7
pog #03 (warwelf) 3
pog #04 (skleleton) 3
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
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pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 7
pog #08 (hellion) 6
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pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
pointed stick 24
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 11
poisonous caviar 17
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Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 3
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Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3
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polyalloy shield 2
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pool of liquid metal 5
pool torpedo 4
poppy 1
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porkpocket 3
porquoise 18
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possibility potion 4
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potion of spiritual gunkifying 2
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pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
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pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
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press-on ribs 22
pretty bouquet 5
pretty pink bow 1
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prismatic wad 12
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 11
Professor What T-Shirt 2
programmable turtle 2
propeller beanie 1
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psychokinetic energy blob 2
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Rad Lib 1
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raisin 2
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Rattlin' Chains 100
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raw stuffing 1
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really dense meat stack 21
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
really sticky spider web 1
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
red ale 13
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 8
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red China marble 1
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red face paint 1
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regular-size brogurt 1
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ridiculous earring 1
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ridiculous sunglasses 1
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 5
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ring of fire resistance 1
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ring of half-assed regeneration 3
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Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
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royal jelly 60
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ruby W 32
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rum barrel charrrm 54
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sake bomb 227
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salt water taffy 20
saltwaterbed 1
samurai turtle 41
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sandpaper 3
sandwich of the gods 2
sangria 1
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sausage without a cause 1
sausage wonton 10
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sawblade shield 39
Sazerorc 2
Sazuruk-hai 1
scabrous seal epaulets 1
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Schrödinger's thermos 20
scintillating powder 2
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 12
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap metal 1
scrap of shadow 16
screwing pooch 16
scroll of drastic healing 10
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 2
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumptious reagent 5
scrunchie tourniquet 18
Scuba Snack 7
sea honeydew 1
sea jelly 1
sea leather 5
sea lychee 1
sea salt scrubs 5
sea tangelo 1
sea truffle 1
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seal-brain elixir 13
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sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
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sealhide moccasins 1
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sealhide snare 23
sealhide whip 2
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sebaceous shield 2
secret mummy herbs and spices 47
security blankie 1
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Senior Mints 66
sensitive poetry journal 6
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
sentient meat mass 1
serpentine sword 3
severed flipper 1
sewer turtle 4
shadowy seal eye 2
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shingle 69
shining halo 1
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shiny stones 21
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shopkeeper beard 2
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short deposition 7
short writ of habeas corpus 2
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shot of flower schnapps 160
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
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sicksilver spurs 1
silent beret 2
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silver cow skull 3
silver paté knife 8
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silver tongue charrrm 33
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single atom 102
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single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 5
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six tiny wedges of goat cheese 3
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Skullery Maid's Knee 6
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slap and slap again 1
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slice of pizza 177
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slightly thicker filthy rags 1
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slime-covered greaves 1
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slimy alveolus 7
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slimy fermented bile bladder 900
slimy sweetbreads 900
slingshot 210
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Smart Bone Dust 5
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snakebite 1
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snorkel 3
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snow halo 1
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snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 4
snowball 1
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sock garters 11
sock monkey 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
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software glitch 1
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solid gold pegleg 23
sorority brain 90
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 7
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soul mask 2
soul monocle 1
soup turtle 43
sour powder 4
Source essence 7
Source shades 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 4
Source terminal CRAM chip 1
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 3
Source terminal DRAM chip 1
Source terminal file: compress.edu 2
Source terminal file: cram.ext 2
Source terminal file: critical.enh 2
Source terminal file: damage.enh 3
Source terminal file: dram.ext 2
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu 1
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Source terminal file: tram.ext 2
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Source terminal GRAM chip 1
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souvenir ski t-shirt 15
space bar 1
space beast fur 3
space invader 1
space jam 2
space marine flash grenade 4
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Space Tours Tripple 3
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spaghetti cult mask 22
spaghetti cult rosary 20
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 87
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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spangly mariachi vest 11
spangly sombrero 1
spangly unitard 3
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sparking robo-battery 101
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Spechunky bar 2
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spectral jelly 1
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spectre scepter 81
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SPF 451 lip balm 2
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spirit bed 12
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spiritual eggnog 8
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spooky bark 21
spooky bicycle chain 101
spooky bindle 5
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spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 47
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 4
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spooky lasso 11
spooky sap 27
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spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 4
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spooky wooden block 2
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spork 8
spray chrome 2
sprinkles 1
sprocket 36
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Staff of Blood and Pudding 2
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10
Staff of the Soupbone 13
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 5
stainless steel scarf 5
stainless steel shillelagh 3
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stainless steel slacks 11
stainless steel solitaire 6
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staph of homophones 4
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star buckler 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star pants 1
star spatula 1
star staff 4
star stiletto 1
star sword 7
Steal This Candy 10
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 1
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steamy ruby 1
steely marble 1
stench clusterbomb 1
stench jelly 1
Stephen's lab coat 1
Stephen's secret formula 2
stick of "gum" 2
stick-on gnome beard 3
stick-on mini solar panels 1
sticky gloves 6
sticky hand whip 4
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 2
sticky meat skirt 1
stink-penny 2
stinkin' bindle 3
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stinky mushroom wine 1
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stolen necklace 10
stolen office supplies 56
stolen sushi 16
stomp box 2
stone baseball cap 5
stone of eXtreme power 14
strange cube 20
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strange paste 1
straw pole 37
strawberry pie 1
strawberry supersucker 201
strawberyl 10
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stray chihuahua 25
stress ball 2
string of blue beads 2
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Strix stix 1
strongness elixir 50
studded sealhide shield 1
stuffed astral badger 1
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed cocoabo 1
stuffed crazy bastard sword 5
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 1
stuffed key 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed martini 2
stuffed Meat 1
stuffed mind flayer 1
stuffed mink 1
stuffed monocle 1
stuffed scary death orb 1
stuffed shoulder parrot 5
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed snowy owl 1
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1
stuffed spooky mushroom 11
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed teddy butler 1
stuffed tin of caviar 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 3
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stylish swimsuit 4
styrofoam ore 21
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 1
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 2
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sugar cherry 225
Sugar Cog 10
sugar lime 258
sugar shard 11
sugar-coated pine cone 22
Summer Nights 6
sun-dried tofu 3
sunken chest 51
suntan lotion of moxiousness 71
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 2
super-size brogurt 1
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super-strong air freshener 6
superamplified boom box 29
superheated fudge 50
supportive bra 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swabbie™ swab 2
swamp lolly 9
swashbuckling pants 18
sweet mochi ball 26
sweet rims 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 8
Swizzler 334
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
Sword of Dark Omens 1
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
swordzall 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 118
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 147
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 4
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 143
taco shell 21
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 6
Take Eleven Bar 1
Tales from the Fireside 5
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 14
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Dread 1
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
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tankard of ale 2
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tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 3
tasket 1
tassel 8
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 191
Tears of the Quiet Healer 47
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teeny-tiny ninja stars 39
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Telltale™ rubber heart 1
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tenderizing hammer 1
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tequila with training wheels 1
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 20
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
that gum you like 30
The Art of Slapfighting 5
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Author's inkwell 20
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 12
The Cooler Out of Space 53
The Emperor's new cookie 1
The Joy of Wassailing 12
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 6
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 22
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 4
The Necbronomicon (used) 2
The Six-Pack of Pain 4
The Snitch's Manifesto 17
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 13
thicksilver spurs 1
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
third-hand lantern 1
third-hand nunchaku 13
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing candy 6
throwing fork 13
throwing knife 6
throwing spoon 2
throwing wrench 10
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 2
Thwaitgold ant statuette 8
Thwaitgold bee statuette 7
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 10
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 4
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 22
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 23
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 3
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 23
Thwaitgold moth statuette 3
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 3
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 11
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 20
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 5
TI-9000 calculator 1
Tiger-lily's milk 67
time halo 2
time residue 4
time's arrow 23
tin cup 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 2
tin snips 1
tiny ballet slippers 2
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny barrel 5
tiny bindle 2
tiny black hole 1
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny canopic jar 5
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 3
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 3
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 3
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 3
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 3
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 3
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 3
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 3
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 3
tiny die-cast golden ring 3
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 3
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast killing bird 3
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 3
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 3
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 3
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 3
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 3
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 3
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 3
tiny die-cast turtle mech 3
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 3
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 3
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 3
tiny do-rag 1
tiny fly glasses 2
tiny goth giant 1
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 25
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tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 3
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 2
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 52
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 46
tiny plastic angry vikings 2
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 3
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 2
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 51
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 33
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 51
tiny plastic beebee gunners 49
tiny plastic Beebee King 41
tiny plastic beebee queue 55
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 3
tiny plastic Big Candy 3
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 53
tiny plastic blazing bat 64
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 63
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 23
tiny plastic buzzerker 70
tiny plastic cavebugbear 59
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 43
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 3
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 30
tiny plastic cocoabo 2
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 3
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 3
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 2
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 5
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 2
tiny plastic Crimbomega 2
tiny plastic Crimbomination 3
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 2
tiny plastic Crimbot 2
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 2
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 2
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 49
tiny plastic fax machine 3
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 29
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 3
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 3
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 3
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 56
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 3
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 45
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 3
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 2
tiny plastic Krampus 2
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 16
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 3
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 64
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 3
tiny plastic mumblebee 72
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 41
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 33
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 22
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 10
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 67
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 2
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 2
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 36
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 2
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 2
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 39
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Toybot 3
tiny plastic trollipop 3
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 3
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 3
tiny plastic warbear fortress 3
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 38
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 2
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 2
tiny slimy cyst 62
tip jar 24
tisket 1
toast 3
tobiko-infused sake 1
toe jam 2
tofu casserole 14
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu wonton 1
tomato daiquiri 6
tomato soup poster 5
tongue depressor 4
tonguebone 1
tonic djinn 10
too legit potion 2
tooth 1
topiary nugglet 1
topiary skunk 1
torn hellseal sinew 4
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 5
tortoboggan shield 2
totally sweet mohawk helmet 2
tourmalime 10
tourmalime tourniquet 2
towel 44
toxic globule 1
toxo 1
toy crazy train 4
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 1
toy sixgun 11
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 2
toy taijijian 1
traffic jam 2
tree-eating kite 1
triad summoning scroll 5
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 7
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1
troll britches 1
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tropical orchid 7
tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 4
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 3
Truthsayer 1
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tube of hair oil 8
tube of pendulum lube 43
tube of villain white 45
tube sock 5
Tuesday's ruby 11
turtle mud 6
turtle totem 39
turtle wax shield 2
turtle-shaped rock 1
tuxedo shirt 7
twinkly wad 7
twist of lime 7
twitching time capsule 1
twitching trigger finger 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 22
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 40
una poca de gracia 18
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 3
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 50
Uncle Romulus 3
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 2
uncooked chorizo 17
Underworld flail 1
Underworld truncheon 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthly onyx 1
unholy water 53
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 1
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
unnatural gas 5
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 4
unrequired jacket 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 8
unstable laser battery 1
unstable quark 3
untamable turtle 13
unused soap 1
unused walkie-talkie 50
unusual disco ball 17
upsy daisy 9
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
useless powder 534
UV monocular 5
Valentine 1
valuable coin 1
vampire chowder 3
vampire collar 33
vampire duck-on-a-string 2
vampire glitter 1
vampire pearl 21
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 4
veiny spore pod 35
velcro boots 1
velcro shield 1
very large caltrop 2
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vial of holy water 149
vial of hot blood 1
vial of swamp vapors 6
vial of The Glistening 17
vibrating cyborg knife 2
vibrating mushroom 1
viking helmet 1
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 204
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 29
vintage smart drink 1
vinyl boots 1
viral DNA 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 6
Vivian's Vitamin 3
vodka and cranberry 5
Volartta's bellbottoms 13
volcanic ash 1
voodoo glowskull 10
voodoo snuff 16
vorpal blade 59
votive candle 8
WA 11
wad of slimy rags 2
wad of tofu 1
walrus ice cream 2
walrus-tusk earring 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 3
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 2
war tongs 2
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 6
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear drone assembler 2
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 5
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 69
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer requisition box 2
warbear oil pan 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear requisition box 1
warbear robo-camouflage unit 20
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear soda machine assembler 2
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear warrior bread 1
warbear whosit 101
warm El Vibrato drone 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 193
water wings 1
water-polo cap 9
water-polo mitt 2
wax banana 1
Wax Flask 10
wax hat 1
weathered barrel 2
weedy skirt 1
weighted paperclip chain 8
wet venom duct 4
whalebone corset 30
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 19
whisker pencil 20
whiskey and cola 3
white belt 1
white candy heart 200
white chocolate and tomato pizza 17
white chocolate chip cookies 20
white chocolate chips 17
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 8
white collar 4
white Dreadsylvanian 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 8
white picket fence 17
white satin pants 5
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 40
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 8
white whip 1
white wine 1
whole turkey leg 1
wholeberd 1
wicker shield 6
wicksilver spurs 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up meatcar 514
windchimes 9
wine-soaked bone chips 2
wings of fire 1
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 284
witch wart 12
witch's bread 2
witch's brew 1
witty rapier 7
wok lobster 1
wolf mask 24
Wolfman Nardz 13
wonderwall shield 28
wood screw 13
wooden stakes 10
wool hat 7
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 7
worn tophat 15
woven baling wire bracelets 12
wreath of laurels 3
wrench bracelet 19
wrestling mask 3
wriggling severed nose 1
wumpus hair 2
wumpus-hair bolo 16
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
X-37 gun 2
x-ray mirror 2
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 2
yak anorak 5
yak toupee 1
Yakisoba's hat 18
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 4
yellow candy heart 201
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 25
Yellow Moon of Compassion 9
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow pixel 1
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 2
yellow striped oyster egg 3
yeti fur 128
yohohoyo 6
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
Z-Bone steak 1
Ze™ goggles 3
Zim Merman's guitar 6
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zombie dinosaur egg 3
zombie hollandaise 6
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 2
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1