The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database
[ Home ]   [ About ]   [ Sets ]   [ Images ]   [ News ]   [ FAQ ]   [ Stats ]

Name or ID Query




Set Query

Sets of Items

Special Query
Display Case for Lungbutter (#1952232)
This player is ranked #620 for Most Total Items with a total of 252,748 items.
This player is ranked #252 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,077 items.

This player is a member of the clan Scurvy Hogs.

Show items that Lungbutter  

Lungbutter (#1952232)
This player has 3,077 unique items and 252,748 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,570
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 8
1-ball 5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 23
2-ball 8
3-ball 8
30669 scroll 232
33398 scroll 96
334 scroll 134
37x37x37 puzzle cube 60
4-ball 12
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-ball 14
6-ball 11
64067 scroll 4
668 scroll 2
7-ball 12
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 6
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 29
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 13
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 29
A. W. O. L. commendation 4
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 128
accidental cider 16
acid-squirting flower 3
acoustic guitarrr 23
actual reality goggles 22
adder bladder 6
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
agua de vida 27
airblaster gun 36
Alewife™ Ale 5
Alice's Army Alchemist 244
Alice's Army Bowman 81
Alice's Army Cleric 123
Alice's Army Coward 99
Alice's Army Dervish 32
Alice's Army Guard 259
Alice's Army Halberder 242
Alice's Army Hammerman 96
Alice's Army Horseman 113
Alice's Army Lanceman 102
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 251
Alice's Army Martyr 29
Alice's Army Ninja 267
Alice's Army Nurse 257
Alice's Army Page 256
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 255
Alice's Army Sniper 25
Alice's Army Spearsman 255
Alice's Army Swordsman 265
Alice's Army Wallman 249
all-purpose cleaner 78
all-purpose flower 1
alphabet gum 26
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
ammonite fossil 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 35
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient ice cream scoop 16
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 59
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 3
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 6
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 635
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 5
annoying pitchfork 7
ant agonist 18
ant hoe 2
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 2
ant sickle 3
anti-anti-antidote 25
anticheese 52
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique bottle opener 5
antique greaves 2
antique helmet 2
antique packet of ketchup 70
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 58
antique shield 3
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 3
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 56
around the world 43
arrowgram 5
arrrgyle socks 7
artisanal limoncello 10
asbestos apron 16
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 68
asbestos staff 2
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 7
Asleep in the Cemetery 4
asparagus knife 36
asparagus lo mein 9
asshat 2
astral mushroom 9
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
auxiliary backbone 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 7
baby killer bee 48
babycakes 22
backwoods screwdriver 45
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 4
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 1
badge of authority 3
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of bones 9
bag of Cheat-Os 27
bag of GORF 182
bag of GORP 223
bag of lard 4
bag of many confections 2
bag of QWOP 63
baggie of powdered sugar 9
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 5
ball 3
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 38
banana 1
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 4
banana peel 144
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 1
bar skin 136
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 8
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 83
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 8
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat kilt 1
bat guano 24
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 206
bat wing stir-fry 14
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
batblade 29
batgut 82
bath ball gift set 98
battered Crimbo Crate 99
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 15
bazookafish bubble gum 20
beach glass bead 12
beach glass necklace 1
beaten-up Chucks 7
beautiful soup 2
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 30
beer bomb 219
beer bong 265
beer helmet 380
beer lens 1,230
beer-soaked mop 4
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 23
bejeweled pledge pin 411
belemnite fossil 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 3
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 56
BGE pocket calendar 6
BGE shotglass 48
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 11
big bass drum 4
big boom 7
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 5
big slimy cyst 1
bilge wine 74
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 27
bird rib 12
bishop cookie 1
bit of clingfilm 31
bit-o-cactus 59
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 124
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 26
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 16
black candy heart 1
black cherry soda 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 21
black forest ham 10
black greaves 18
black helmet 14
black kettle drum 14
black paisley oyster egg 40
black pension check 9
black pepper 3
black picnic basket 5
black pixel 11
black plastic oyster egg 13
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 761
black sheepskin diploma 4
black shield 9
black snake skin 21
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 16
black velvet box 11
black-and-blue light 659
blackberry 64
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 21
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 1
blended frozen swill 3
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 213
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 24
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 14
bloody beer 3
bloody clown pants 17
bloody mary 41
blue class ring 156
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 15
blue plasma ball 653
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 9
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 18
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 3
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone chips 4
bone collar 4
bone crusher 1
bone flute 68
bone meal 6
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 16
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 21
boring spaghetti 40
Boris's key lime 2
borrowed time 123
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 20
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 355
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 275
bottle of cooking sherry 20
bottle of Definit 190
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 162
bottle of gin 3,192
bottle of goofballs 15
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 314
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 125
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 9
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 9
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 11
bottle of Pete's Sake 18
bottle of Pinot Renoir 6
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 9
bottle of realpagne 11
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 9
bottle of rum 9,341
bottle of sake 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 157
bottle of tequila 1,790
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 4,091
bottle of whiskey 4,958
bottle opener belt buckle 267
boulder 35
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bowl of cottage cheese 370
bowl of lucky charms 18
box 191
box of Familiar Jacks 6
box of sunshine 325
box turtle 1
boxed champagne 173
boxed wine 2,548
boxing glove 53
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 37
brains casserole 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass crank handle 2
brass stinger 2
breakfast mess 2
breath mint 4
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 19
brick of sand 5
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 2,145
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 2
BRICKO eye brick 441
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 4
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 31
brine 75
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 42
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 19
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 137
bubble-wrap simulator 4
bubblewrap ore 11
bubblin' crude 145
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of honey 197
buckyball 2
bugbear beanie 18
bugbear bungguard 17
bugbear purification pill 15
bugged balaclava 8
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bullet-proof corduroys 87
bum cheek 156
bunch of square grapes 1,494
bungle in the jungle 4
buoybottoms 7
burst hellseal brain 475
bus pass 31
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 5
C.H.U.M. chum 11
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 51
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 4
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 118
can of CRIMBCOLA 20
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 25
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 23
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 43
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 47
can-you-dig-it? 2
candied bolts 10
candied kobold 5
candied nuts 10
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 164
candy brain 2
candy cane 13
candy cane candygram 1
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 22
candy skeleton 14
candy stake 2
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 27
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 75
capacitor relay 5
carbonated soy milk 141
carbonated water lily 15
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard ore 15
cardboard wakizashi 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 49
carrot cake 1
casino pass 1
cast 178
cat appendix 21
catgut 50
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
cement sandals 22
centipede eggs 41
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chaos butterfly 892
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 17
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 86
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap studded belt 749
cheap toaster 2
chef's hat 63
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 8
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate bath ball 3
chocolate cigar 36
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 10
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate turtle totem 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 26
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 2
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 16
chrome crossbow 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 170
chrome staff 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 3
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 19
Claybender glasses 6
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 2
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 2
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 2
cloudy potion 1
clown shoes 3
clown skin 172
club necklace 26
club of the five seasons 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 158
cocoa eggshell fragment 2,404
coconut shell 2,223
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 13
cog 172
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold and sour sauce 19
cold hi mein 5
Cold Hots candy 18
cold ninja mask 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 314
cologne of contempt 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 9
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 26
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 272
comfy pillow 1
communications windchimes 1
computronic processing unit 5
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 4
concentrated magicalness pill 22
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 87
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 6
consolation ribbon 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom casserole 55
cool whip 36
copper ha'penny charrrm 27
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 72
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 16
Corpse Island iced tea 40
corpse on the beach 35
corpsebite 8
corpsedriver 2
corpsetini 34
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 3
costume sword 7
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 295
cranberry cordial 4
crazy little Turkish delight 74
cream pie 66
cream stout 117
creamsicle 96
creepy ginger ale 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 100
CRIMBCO scrip 90
CRIMBCO wine 100
CRIMBCOIDS mints 13
CRIMBCOLOAF 14
Crimbo candied pecan 473
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 23
Crimbo fudge 426
Crimbo peppermint bark 425
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo wreath 10
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 12
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 10
Crown of the Goblin King 53
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 2,826
crumbling rat skull 2
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 18
CSA bravery badge 21
CSA cheerfulness ration 88
CSA discount card 2
CSA fire-starting kit 189
CSA obedience grenade 52
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 193
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 4
cup of primitive beer 6
cupcake-in-a-cup 15
curmudgel 19
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 5
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 17
cursed sea biscuit 14
cyber-mattock 1
d12 15
Daffy Taffy 27
daisy 10
dance card 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 1
das boot 4
day-old beer 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
dead guy's watch 38
dead lights pie 3
deadly lampshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 134
decaying wooden oar 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 22
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 78
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 68
delicious salad 197
delicious spicy noodles 65
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 431
demon whip 1
demonskin jacket 1
dense meat stack 142
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 7
deodorant 180
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 3
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 4
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 2
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 75
designer handbag 14
detective skull 1
dew yoana lei 6
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 23
diamond-studded cane 45
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 99
didgeridooka 43
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime 1
dill 136
dire fudgesicle 6
dirty hobo gloves 26
disassembled clover 3,432
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 47
disco mask 50
disembodied brain 5
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating quill pen 38
displaced fish 15
distilled fortified wine 9
distressed denim pants 368
disturbing fanfic 321
divine champagne flute 100
divine champagne popper 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
Dogsgotnonoz pills 15
Dolphin King's crown 19
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 18
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 13
drab sonata 2
draggin' ball hat 15
dragon snaps 209
Dramatic™ range 3
dreadlock whip 1
dress pants 3
dried face 23
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 36
drum machine 215
dry martini 1
dry noodles 6,798
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 21
ducha de oro 11
duct tape 156
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 4
dull fish scale 26
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
Duskwalker fangs 6
Duskwalker syringe 12
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 64
dusty bottle of Merlot 74
dusty bottle of Muscat 85
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 64
dusty bottle of Port 80
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 63
dusty Crimbo crate 27
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 7
Dyspepsi-Cola 118
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 2
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 3
easter egg balloon 2
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel battery 19
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
effervescent potion 1
effluvious emerald 7
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 3
eggnog 44
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 6
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elephant stinger 116
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 27
Elfin shortbread 6
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 17
Elron's Explosive Etude 4
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 432
elven suicide capsule 81
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 5
empty meat tank 3
enchanted barbell 14
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 316
ennui-flavored potato chips 8
enormous belt buckle 98
enormous hoop earring 22
Ent cider 21
epic wad 4
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential tofu 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 7
evil golden arches 4
evil teddy bear 7
evil teddy bear sewing kit 5
exotic orchid 1
expensive cigar 2
exploding hacky-sack 3
explosion-flavored chewing gum 3
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-greasy slider 76
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 34
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 4
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 11
eXtreme mittens 49
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 43
eye of newt 72
eye of the Tiger-lily 103
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of newt 6
eyedrops of the ermine 7
eyedrops of the ocelot 4
eyepatch 72
f3d0r4 19
facehugging alien 1
fake blood 10
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 55
fake plastic grass 3
false eyelashes 1
fancy bath salts 1,466
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy chocolate car 22
fancy dress ball 3
fancy opera glasses 42
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 3
fancy tin beer can 13
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 28
fat stacks of cash 2
felt 9
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 33
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 5
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 14
fettucini Inconnu 4
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 4
figurine of a charred seal 15
figurine of a cold seal 17
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a slippery seal 3
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 5
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 30
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 26
filthy knitted dread sack 28
filthy lucre 55
filthy pestle 15
filthy poultice 144
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 4
finger cymbals 28
fire 2
fire poi 30
fish bazooka 3
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 5
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 4
fishy fish lasagna 2
fishy wand 2
fizzy potion 1
flamin' bindle 3
flaming crutch 20
flaming feather 12
flaming mushroom 8
flaming nose 2
flaming talons 18
flamingo mallet 1
flange 16
flaregun 1
flat dough 145
flavored foot massage oil 546
flimsy clipboard 9
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 99
floral print shirt 3
flower petal pie 4
flowing hippy skirt 5
fluid of fudge-finding 1
flute of flat champagne 247
flypaper staff 1
flytrap pellet 5
foam dart 672
foam noodle 2
foolscap fool's cap 1
foon 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forest tears 9
fortune cookie 24
fossilized baboon skull 4
fossilized bat skull 3
fossilized demon skull 5
fossilized limb 52
fossilized serpent skull 4
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 30
fossilized spine 14
fossilized torso 7
fossilized wing 13
fossilized wyrm skull 3
Frat Army FGF 116
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 5
freezin' bindle 1
freshwater pearl necklace 18
frightful feather 26
frigid air mattress 1
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 1
frilly shirt 4
frilly skirt 26
Frogade 4
Frost™ brand sword 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 4
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 2
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 7
fruity girl swill 1
fudgesicle 1
funky dried mushroom 138
furniture dolly 101
furry fur 1,211
furry green earmuffs 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 1
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 160
fuzzy busby 15
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 8
fuzzy montera 9
ga-ga radio 8
Gaia beads 25
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 31
Game Grid token 1
garish pinky ring 37
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 335
gator skin 42
gatorskin umbrella 19
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 8
Genalen™ Bottle 33
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 21
ghost cucumber 18
ghuol ears 174
ghuol egg 193
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 119
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant cactus quill 9
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 26
giant discarded bottlecap 22
giant discarded plastic fork 20
giant discarded torn-up glove 17
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 233
giant marshmallow 4
giant motorcycle boots 4
giant moxie weed 14
giant needle 308
giant pinky ring 15
gibson 1
gift-a-pult 4
gill rings 2
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread house 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread robot 11
ginormous pumpkin 8
glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass of baboon milk 152
glass of goat's milk 64
glimmering raven feather 3
glimmering roc feather 2
glistening fish meat 2
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of green slime 2
gloomy black mushroom 18
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glowing fungus 11
glowing red eye 79
gnat lasagna 2
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 7
gnatwing 34
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 20
gnoll teeth 14
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish flyswatter 14
Gnollish pie server 14
Gnollish pie tin 15
Gnollish plunger 14
Gnollish slotted spoon 9
Gnollish toolbox 143
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 5
Go-Wassail 1
goat 1
goat beard 6
goat cheese 1,102
goat cheese pizza 52
goatskin umbrella 5
gob of wet hair 1,898
goblin autoblowgun 1
goblin hunting spear 1
gold lamé pants 11
gold wedding ring 16
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 1
good brain 1
Goodfella contract 6
googly eye 1
Gordon Bennett 2
goth kid t-shirt 42
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 142
grapefruit 58
grapes 37
grass clippings 9
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 10
Grateful Undead T-shirt 6
grave robbing shovel 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
green balloon 112
green beer 44
green candy heart 25
green clay bead 309
Green Clover of Justice 35
green drunki-bear 1
green pixel potion 1
green smoke bomb 33
green snowcone 27
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 7
grinning turtle 1
grisly shield 1
grog 8
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 3
grue egg 3
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 57
grungy bandana 8
grungy flannel shirt 5
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 22
guard turtle shell 80
guitar pick 19
gummi bowtie 1
guy made of bee pollen 7
haggis socks 39
haggis-infused soap 21
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 42
hair of the calf 3
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 8
half-height unicycle 1
half-orchid 26
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 1
hamethyst 6
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 2
handful of confetti 57
handful of hand chalk 500
handful of moss 141
handful of numbers 3
handful of nuts and berries 217
handful of pine needles 540
handful of sand 105
handful of sawdust 1
handful of walnuts 45
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 3
happiness 196
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
headhunter necktie 8
heart necklace 35
heart of the volcano 9
heart-shaped balloon 11
heavy D 75
heavy hot sauce 2
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 3
heavy necklace chain 3
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 3
Hell ramen 88
hellion cube 361
hellseal claw 1,417
hellseal whisker 1,429
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 73
hemp string 58
henna face paint 27
herb brownies 5
herbal stuffing 35
herbs 36
hermit permit 153
herringcello 541
hill of beans 1
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 147
hippy bongo 13
hippy herbal tea 4
hippy medical kit 31
hippy protest button 34
hobo nickel 152
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 73
holly-flavored Hob-O 2
home robotics kit 35
homemade robot gear 1
honey-dew 14
honey-dipped locust 11
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 19
hors d'oeuvre tray 18
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 2
hot cross bow 1
hot date 203
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot hi mein 50
hot katana blade 97
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 43
hot stuffing 1
hot wing 731
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 6
huge spoon 32
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 3
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 292
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 784
ice-cold six-pack 38
ice-cold Willer 487
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 5
icy-hot katana 1
igloo pie 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 7
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation crab crate 5
imitation crab meat 10
imitation whetstone 1
imp air 16
Imp Ale 612
imp unity ring 39
incense bath ball 1
incredible pizza 2
infernal fife 50
infernal insoles 20
inflatable duck 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 7
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 109
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 47
Instant Karma 12
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intriguing puzzle box 3
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 5
irate sombrero 3
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 5
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jack flapper 1
Jack-in-the-box 1,253
jalapeño slices 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 31
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jawbruiser 19
jerky coins 10
jewelry-making pliers 3
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 13
jug-o-magicalness 7
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 48
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 15
kamicorpse-ee 5
keel-haulin' knife 3
keg shield 193
Kentucky-style derby 1
Kevlar balloon 10
kick-ass kicks 229
king cookie 1
Kissin' Cousins 3
kiwi 137
kneecapping stick 3
knight cookie 2
knob bugle 1
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 8
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 5
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3
Knob Goblin firecracker 154
Knob Goblin harem pants 39
Knob Goblin harem veil 37
Knob Goblin learning pill 13
Knob Goblin love potion 328
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 15
Knob Goblin pants 60
Knob Goblin perfume 7
Knob Goblin scimitar 71
Knob Goblin seltzer 22
Knob Goblin spatula 17
Knob Goblin steroids 281
Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 91
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 2
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 21
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 5
Knob lo mein 11
Knob mushroom 193
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 4
Knob pasty 8
Knob sausage 179
Knob sausage stir-fry 2
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 7
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 13
Knoll mushroom 102
Knoll shroomkabob 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 164
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
large box 265
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 4
laser-broiled pear 2
lavender candy heart 10
lavender paisley oyster egg 16
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawn dart 5
lawnmower blade 4
lead necklace 23
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 6
leather bookmark 2
leather chaps 34
leather mask 39
leathery bat skin 5
leathery cat skin 4
leathery rat skin 230
Lederhosen of the Night 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftover Crimbo rations 19
leftovers of indeterminate origin 37
lemon 287
lemon meringue pie 2
lemon popsicle 1
leotarrrd 11
leprechaun hatchling 1
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 2
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 4
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 31
licorice root 3
lihc eye 252
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 76
lime 28
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 38
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
little paper umbrella 2,210
little round pebble 1
live lobster 5
live wire 7
liver and let pie 5
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobster qua Grill 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 27
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 17
long pork 72
long pork casserole 6
long pork chop sandwiches 49
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 152
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 350
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 56
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 26
lotion of hotness 32
lotion of sleaziness 29
lotion of spookiness 29
lotion of stench 29
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 667
love song of disturbing obsession 1,017
love song of icy revenge 829
love song of naughty innuendo 917
love song of smoldering passion 906
love song of sugary cuteness 990
love song of vague ambiguity 947
lowercase N 14
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky cat statue 31
lucky rabbit's foot 7
Lucky Surprise Egg 5
lumbering jack 7
lump of coal 122
lump of diamond 42
lupine sword 1
lychee chuhai 2
M-242 10
macaroni duck 1
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 5
Mad Train wine 618
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 57
magical ice cube with a fly in it 80
magical ice cubes 2,736
magicalness-in-a-can 130
magicberry tablets 31
magilaser blastercannon 55
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic sculpture kit 22
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 32
makeshift cape 3
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 3
malevolent medallion 1
mandarina colada 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 2
many-eyed glasses 3
maple leaf 1
margarita 43
mariachi hat 82
mariachi pants 1
marinara jug 1
marshmallow 20
martini 20
Marvin's marvelous pill 15
marzipan skull 16
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 4
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 48
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 115
mayfly bait necklace 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 46
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 415
Meat detector 2
meat paste 557
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 537
meat vortex 136
meatcar model 2
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 17
megatofu 198
Meleegra™ pills 5
melted Jell-o shot 2,533
memory of a C 12
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 14
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 3
memory of an A 3
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 9
memory of some delicious amino acids 11
menudo ravioli 6
Mer-kin foodbucket 2
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 4
Mer-kin pressureglobe 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 5
mesh cap 27
metallic A 330
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 33
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 580
Microplushie: Bropane 33
Microplushie: Dorkonide 8
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 19
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 2
Microplushie: Gothochondria 29
Microplushie: Hippylase 40
Microplushie: Hipsterine 4
Microplushie: Hobomosome 17
Microplushie: Otakulone 33
Microplushie: Raverdrine 17
Microplushie: Sororitrate 30
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 339
mimosette 5
mind flayer corpse 244
miner's helmet 9
miner's pants 5
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 3
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
Mint Yulep 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 3
Misty Cape 5
Misty Cloak 5
Misty Robe 7
mixed wildflower greens 22
Mohawk wig 45
mojo filter 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
monkey wrench 31
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 106
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
mother's little helper 44
motivational poster 100
Mountain Stream soda 129
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 499
Mr. Haggis 24
Mr. Joe's bangles 7
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
MSG 4
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mugcake 5
mulled cider 31
mullet wig 3
mummy costume 26
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 88
murky potion 1
mushroom fermenting solution 45
mushroom pizza 5
Mylar balloon 5
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 2
nanite-infested eggnog 13
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
nasty rat mask 1
natty blue ascot 4
natural fennel soda 79
Necrotelicomnicon 2
neurostim pill 22
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 4
night-vision goggles 35
ninja hot pants 16
ninja mop 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 155
nothing-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 3
NPZR chemistry set 10
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
nutty organic salad 1
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 36
ocarina of space 27
ocean motion 14
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 7
off-white striped oyster egg 41
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 5
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 41
oil of slipperiness 3
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 4
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old school calculator watch 43
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 64
old-fashioned 7
olive 330
olive lo mein 11
olive stir-fry 1
oozenog 5
opera mask 2
orange 53
orange and black Crimboween candy 7
orange candy heart 10
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 92
orange-frosted astral cupcake 14
orc wrist 11
Orcish baseball cap 28
Orcish cargo shorts 15
Orcish frat-paddle 10
orcish hand lotion 28
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 31
orcish rubber 31
orcish stud-finder 15
original G 964
oriole-feather headdress 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
oven mitts 9
overclocked avian microprocessor 16
overcookie 9
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 108
oversized pizza cutter 55
ovoid leather thing 5
oyster basket 3
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 33
pack of chewing gum 7
pack of KWE trading card 20
pack of pogs 3
packet of beer nuts 124
PADL Phone 238
pail 9
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 9
painted shield 1
pair of bolt cutters 12
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
palm frond 359
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 2
panhandle panhandling hat 4
pants of the Slug Lord 11
panty raider camouflage 8
papaya 244
papaya sling 4
papaya slung 4
papaya taco 1
paperclip 487
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 2
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papier-mâché glob 1
paranormal ricotta 3
party hat 1
passable elf mask 24
pasta spoon 58
pat-a-cake pendant 19
patchouli incense stick 28
patent antipsychotics 3
pawn cookie 1
peace-sign necklace 2
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 37
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pebblebräu 3
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 12,305
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 177
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 2
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 5
peppermint twist 2
perforated battle paddle 346
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular hula 8
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 601
personalized birthday cake 5
personalized coffee mug 931
pet anemone 2
pet rock 3
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 103
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 98
petit 4.1 3
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 86
phat turquoise bead 28
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 41
phish stick 6
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 3
physiostim pill 30
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
Piddles 15
piece of wedding cake 32
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pile of candy 33
pile of dusty animal bones 18
pile of gold coins 28
pile of jumping beans 1
pile of loose snow 3
pile of useless robot parts 18
Pine-Fresh air freshener 23
pink candy heart 14
pink clay bead 560
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 2
pink pony 5
pink-frosted astral cupcake 11
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 1
pirate pelvis 14
pirate skull 1
pitchfork 2
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 6
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 3
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 11
pixellated moneybag 6
plain old beer 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 14
plastic cup of beer 51
plastic guitar 18
plastic ingot 1
plastic passion fruit 46
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 291
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 16
pointed stick 22
pointy mushroom 12
pointy red hat 4
poison pen 17
poisonous caviar 4
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 100
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
Polysniff Perfume 6
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 44
pool of liquid metal 4
porquoise 4
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 2
portable corkscrew 1
portable photocopier 16
possessed tomato 3
possessed top 1
potato sprout 2
potion of the litterbox 203
potted cactus 10
potted fern 10
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 3
poutine 5
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 18
powdered wig 94
pr0n cocktail 6
pr0n legs 167
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
prismatic wad 1,098
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 18
probability potion 356
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 1
protein paste 7
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
puce paisley oyster egg 5
puce plastic oyster egg 27
puce polka-dot oyster egg 10
puce striped oyster egg 2
puff of smoke 98
pulled blue taffy 41
pulled green taffy 13
pulled indigo taffy 14
pulled orange taffy 53
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulled red taffy 56
pulled violet taffy 43
pulled yellow taffy 71
pumpkin 386
pumpkin beer 3
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 2
pumpkin pie 101
pumpkinhead mask 19
purple clay bead 118
purple corpsel 9
purple pixel pie 2
purple snowcone 16
purple-frosted astral cupcake 11
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy nose-bone 19
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 6
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum taco 261
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 9
queen cookie 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 3
radio button candy 9
Radio KoL Bottle Opener 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 11
Raggedy Hippy doll 5
rainbow bomb 3
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 6
ram horns 14
ram stick 10
Ram's Face Lager 151
raspberry 270
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 201
rat appendix kabob 3
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratini 20
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 53
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 76
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 31
really thick bandage 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 35
recording of Chorale of Companionship 45
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 194
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 243
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 48
recording of Prelude of Precision 24
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 82
recursive spline reticulator 5
red class ring 785
red drunki-bear 1
red paisley oyster egg 2
Red Pill 3
red plastic baby 6
red plastic oyster egg 16
red polka-dot oyster egg 26
Red Rover BB gun 36
red snowcone 10
red wagon 1
red-and-green sweater 40
red-headed corpse 4
redrum 11
Regular Cloaca Cola 3
reinforced beaded headband 93
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 2
resolution: be feistier 1,090
resolution: be happier 1,059
resolution: be kinder 284
resolution: be luckier 286
resolution: be more adventurous 138
resolution: be sexier 1,073
resolution: be smarter 1,086
resolution: be stronger 1,041
resolution: be wealthier 1,019
respected companion biscuit 330
reverse-oscillating klystron 5
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 5
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 223
ribcage rollcage 2
rice bowl 2
rickety old unicycle 2
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 1
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 22
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 44
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 2
right half of a heart necklace 2
ring of adornment 9
ring of aggravate monster 149
ring of cold resistance 6
ring of conflict 5
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 8
ring of gain strength 7
ring of half-assed regeneration 28
ring of increase damage 3
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
roasted marshmallow 10
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 56
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 373
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 413
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 354
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 355
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 313
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 292
robotronic egg 152
Rock Pops 13
rockfish stomach 524
rockin' wagon 8
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 550
rocky road ice cream 3
roll in the hay 5
roll of toilet paper 18,052
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
rook cookie 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rough fish scale 2
round green sunglasses 16
round purple sunglasses 398
royal jelly 199
royal jelly taco 1
rubber emo roe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 29
rubber WWJD? bracelet 20
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 23
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 20
ruby W 1
rum and cola 8
rum barrel charrrm 36
Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty chain necklace 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 40
rusty hedge trimmers 3
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty piece of rebar 3
rusty speargun 1
rxr shield 1
s'more 5
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.T.L.T. 2
sabre teeth 6
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 231
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 6
sake bomb 123
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 84
salinated mint julep 2
salty dog 32
salty slug 2
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 2
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 2
sangria 10
Sangria de Menthe 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 78
sausage bomb 2
sausage pizza 8
sausage wonton 1
savoy truffle 180
sawblade shield 4
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scary death orb 1
Schrödinger's thermos 25
scorpion whip 10
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1,170
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1,204
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1,186
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1,140
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1,130
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1,217
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 22
screwing pooch 12
scroll of pasta summoning 2
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 7
scrumptious reagent 7,457
sea blueberry 2
sea broccoli 2
sea cauliflower 1
sea persimmon 1
sea salt crystal 10
seal-blubber candle 27
seal-brain elixir 118
seal-clubbing club 80
seal-skull helmet 71
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide whip 1
seaode 2
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret from the future 2
security blankie 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
serum of sarcasm 2
servomechanical torsion facilitator 5
sewer nuggets 684
sewer wad 1
sham champagne 4
shard of double-ice 4
shark tooth necklace 2
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 10
shin gourds 1
shingle 302
shiny hood ornament 4
shiny ring 56
shiny stones 46
shiny tribal beads 173
shirt kit 4
shock collar 1
shoo-fish pie 2
shot of blackberry schnapps 4
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 5
shot of nepenthe schnapps 14
shot of orange schnapps 5
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 2
shot of rotgut 44
shot of tomato schnapps 4
shredded hellseal hide 490
shrinking powder 2
shuddersword 1
silent beret 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 4
silver tongue charrrm 22
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 17
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 301
six-armed sweater 1
six-rainbow shield 1
sk8board 37
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton bone 385
skeleton quiche 1
skeleton skis 1
skewer 97
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 2
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
slab of sponge 1
slap and tickle 9
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 2
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 19
sleep mask 1
sleeping stocking 21
slick fish meat 13
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention pin 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime stack 8
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 2
slimy alveolus 1
slimy chest 4
slimy fermented bile bladder 575
slimy sweetbreads 68
slip 'n' slide 5
slow jam collection 99
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 4
slug of rum 6
slug of shochu 5
slug of vodka 4
small box 218
small leather glove 1
small slimy cyst 1
smart skull 203
smoking talon 2
smoky potion 1
smoldering staff 1
smut orc keepsake box 6
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 10
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 118
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 5
Sneaky Pete's key lime 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 100
snorkel 1
snow belly 1
snow halo 3
snow hat 4
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 20
snowball 8
snowboarder pants 43
soap knife 58
soda water 52
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
soggy seed packet 4
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 2
solid gold bowling ball 22
solid gold pegleg 13
solid state loom 2
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 3
soyburger juice 2
soylent staff 1
space jam 3
space jam toast 1
Space Tourist Phaser 6
Space Tours Tripple 13
space trooper helmet 1
spade necklace 30
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 24
spaghetti cult rosary 23
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 4
Spam Witch sammich 347
spangly mariachi pants 8
spangly mariachi vest 4
spangly sombrero 11
spark plug earring 12
sparkler 11
spectral jelly 1
spectral pickle 6
spectre scepter 21
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
SPF 451 lip balm 5
spiced rum 1
spices 423
spicy jumping bean burrito 3
spicy mushroom quesadilla 108
spicy noodles 7
spiked femur 69
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 5
sponge helmet 2
spongy shield 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 80
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 3
spooky eggnog 5
spooky felt 1
spooky hi mein 9
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky lo mein 15
spooky mushroom 506
spooky pirate skeleton 13
spooky sap 54
spooky scarecrow 21
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 48
spooky stick 74
spooky stir-fry 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 76
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 7
spork 1
spring 66
sprocket 145
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 6
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 79
squirming egg sac 2
squirmy violent party snack 2
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 2
stale baguette 1
stalk of asparagus 258
staph of homophones 1
stapler bear 1
star buckler 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star key lime 2
star key lime pie 9
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star throwing star 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 6
stench and sour sauce 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 769
stick-on mini solar panels 1
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 2
stinky hi mein 19
stinky mushroom 9
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 86
stolen necklace 4
stolen office supplies 1
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 257
stone of eXtreme power 43
stop shield 1
strange cube 21
strawberry 403
strawberry daiquiri 42
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 22
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 10
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 2
stringy sinew 1
strongness elixir 134
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed angry cow 112
stuffed astral badger 87
stuffed baby gravy fairy 116
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 132
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 92
stuffed cocoabo 124
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 8
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 130
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 112
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed hand turkey 110
stuffed key 236
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 94
stuffed martini 7
stuffed Meat 139
stuffed mind flayer 122
stuffed mink 118
stuffed Mob Penguin 3
stuffed monocle 115
stuffed ninja snowman 3
stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed scary death orb 107
stuffed shoulder parrot 47
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 120
stuffed snowy owl 101
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 106
stuffed spooky mushroom 2
stuffed stab bat 11
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 106
stuffed teddy butler 118
stuffed tin of caviar 189
stuffed treasure chest 235
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 109
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 9
stunt nuts 208
sturdy Crimbo crate 210
styrofoam ore 13
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 2
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 2
sugar banana 55
sugar chapeau 2
sugar cherry 100
sugar lime 59
sugar shank 2
sugar shard 33
sugar sheet 2,837
sugar shield 2
sugar shillelagh 2
sugar shorts 4
sugar shotgun 2
Summer Nights 3
sun-dried tofu 24
sunken chest 69
suntan lotion of moxiousness 174
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 2
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 25
super-spiky hair gel 14
superamplified boom box 1
superduperball 80
Supernova Champagne 138
support cummerbund 1
Swabbie™ swab 26
swashbuckling pants 23
sweet mochi ball 22
sweet ninja sword 3
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
swirly potion 1
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 19
t8r tots 144
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 145
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 236
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 5
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 203
taco shell 347
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 1
Tales from the Fireside 4
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 20
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 23
tangarita 2
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 143
tangle of rat tails 6
tap shoes 14
targeting chip 1
tarrrnish charrrm 55
tassel 2
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 91
tasty tart 3
tattered scrap of paper 35
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy bear 2
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teddy borg 4
teddy borg sewing kit 2
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
teflon ore 3
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 1
tempura air 1
tempura avocado 1
tempura broccoli 1
tempura carrot 1
tempura cauliflower 1
tempura cucumber 1
tempura radish 1
ten-leaf clover 5
tenderizing hammer 10
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila sunrise 28
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 12
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 1
that gum you like 16
The Art of Slapfighting 47
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 23
The Joy of Wassailing 23
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 2
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Ring 2
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 9
thin black candle 1,017
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 40
thistle wine 109
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throbbing rage gland 16
throwing wrench 28
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
Tiger-lily's milk 224
tighty whiteys 1
time halo 1
time's arrow 1
tiny ballet slippers 2
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 31
tiny cell phone 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 2
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 2
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 4
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 6
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 5
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 3
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 2
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 4
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny do-rag 2
tiny fly glasses 11
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 2
tiny goth giant 9
tiny house 410
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny maracas 2
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 6
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 2
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 2
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 3
tiny plastic angry space marine 4
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic animelf 2
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 2
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 2
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 4
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 4
tiny plastic beebee gunners 2
tiny plastic Beebee King 4
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 2
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 2
tiny plastic Big Candy 2
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 2
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 2
tiny plastic blazing bat 2
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 3
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 2
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 2
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 4
tiny plastic cavebugbear 4
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 3
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 3
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 2
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 2
tiny plastic coffee pixie 3
tiny plastic colollilossus 2
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 2
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 11
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 4
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 2
tiny plastic Crimbomination 4
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 4
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 3
tiny plastic fax machine 2
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 3
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 2
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 3
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 2
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 2
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 2
tiny plastic GORM-8 4
tiny plastic goth giant 2
tiny plastic grue 2
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 2
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 2
tiny plastic Hellion 2
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 2
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 2
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 2
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 2
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 3
tiny plastic MechaElf 2
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 3
tiny plastic mosquito 3
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 2
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 4
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic peacannon 2
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 3
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 3
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 5
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 2
tiny plastic senile lihc 2
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 2
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 2
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 3
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 3
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 5
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 2
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 2
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 2
tiny plastic Toybot 4
tiny plastic trollipop 2
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 2
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 2
tiny plastic warbear fortress 2
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 2
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 1
tiny slimy cyst 88
tiny sombrero 1
tip jar 15
tires 34
titanium assault umbrella 56
toast 3,875
tobiko marble soda 1
toe jam 3
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 3
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu wonton 2
tofurkey gravy 38
tofurkey leg 60
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 70
tomato 336
tomato daiquiri 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
tonic water 63
tooth 1
torn hellseal sinew 471
torquoise ring 2
tortoboggan shield 1
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 2
toy crazy train 1
traffic jam 2
traffic jam toast 1
Travels with Jerry 1
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 271
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 265
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 254
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 264
troll britches 5
Trollhouse cookies 177
tropical swill 5
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 16
true grit 15
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube of dread wax 55
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 18
tulip 10
tuning fork 1
turtle pheromones 41
turtle totem 72
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly wad 11,100
twitching trigger finger 1
Typical Tavern swill 111
ultimate ultimate frisbee 13
ultrafondue 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 2
unbearable light 446
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 58
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 2
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 10
Uncle Romulus 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 187
Underworld truncheon 1
Underworld trunk 1
unearthed potsherd 17
unfortunate dumplings 1
unidentified jerky 256
union scalemail pants 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 23
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 2
unstable quark 2
urinal cake 1
used beer 5
useless powder 28
Valentine 145
valuable trinket 54
vampire collar 13
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire glitter 5
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 2
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 3
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
Venus flytrap 5
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 14
Vial of jus de larmes 2
vial of The Glistening 5
viking helmet 62
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 133
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 70
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 3
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 2
vodka and cranberry 22
vodka and tonic 6
vodka martini 36
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stratocaster 4
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 39
volleyball 1
vorpal blade 130
WA 1
wad of cotton 14
wad of dough 621
wad of slimy rags 13
wad of tofu 34
walrus ice cream 2
walrus-tusk earring 6
Wand of Nagamar 3
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 98
war tongs 208
warbear accoutrements chunk 46
warbear auto-anvil 2
warbear battery 8
warbear bearserker mead 3
warbear beeping telegram 8
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear gyrocopter 4
warbear helm fragment 45
warbear high-efficiency still 2
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 27
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 2
warbear LP-ROM burner 2
warbear metalworking primer 4
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear officer requisition box 6
warbear oil pan 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 2
warbear requisition box 44
warbear robo-camouflage unit 6
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 3
warbear soda machine 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 7
warbear trouser fragment 45
warbear warrior bread 3
warbear whosit 346
warm mushroom 8
Warm Subject gift certificate 1,007
water pipe bomb 640
water purification pills 224
water wings 1
water-polo cap 2
waterlogged bootstraps 2
Wax Flask 1
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
wet venom duct 856
whalebone corset 16
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 6
whiskey and cola 4
whiskey and soda 9
whiskey sour 23
white balloon 601
white belt 1
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 11
white chocolate and tomato pizza 5
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 1
white chocolate chips 123
white class ring 473
white collar 4
white hat hacker T-shirt 3
white lightning 126
white picket fence 27
white rice 30
white satin pants 7
white satin shield 2
white snake skin 14
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 5
white whip 1
white Xanadian 4
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 5
whoopie cushion 11
wicker shield 23
wiffle-flail 1
willowy bonnet 1
windchimes 12
wine spritzer 1
wine-soaked bone chips 2
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 4
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 8
witty rapier 8
wolf mask 103
wolfman mask 32
Wolfman Nardz 27
wonderwall shield 27
wooden stakes 3
wool hat 3
Workytime Tea 32
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 11
worn tophat 10
woven baling wire bracelets 14
wreath of laurels 4
wrench bracelet 11
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 6
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 1
X-37 gun 1
x-ray specs 1
yak anorak 1
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 2
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 3
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 731
yellow candy heart 26
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow matter custard 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 12
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 13
yellow snowcone 5
yellow striped oyster egg 10
yeti fur 330
yield shield 1
yohohoyo 17
Yummy Tummy bean 21
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 5
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 13
zmobie 4
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 32
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1