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Display Case for SatireSloth (#196572)
This player is ranked #379 for Most Total Items with a total of 467,528 items.
This player is ranked #483 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,950 items.

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SatireSloth (#196572)
This player has 1,950 unique items and 467,528 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 10
1-ball 5
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
4-ball 7
6-ball 6
64067 scroll 6
8-ball 36
9-ball 4
abandoned candy 2
abominable snowcone 244
accidental cider 69
all-purpose cleaner 13
ammonite fossil 56
Amulet of Yendor 304
ancient frozen dinner 3
ancient Magi-Wipes 12
ancient vinyl coin purse 7
annoying pitchfork 22
ant agonist 23
ant hoe 3
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 16
anti-anti-antidote 6
anticheese 186
antique bottle of cough syrup 8
antique helmet 135
antique packet of ketchup 5
antique shield 123
antique spear 138
arrrgyle socks 4,060
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos apron 20
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos ore 17
asparagus knife 148
aspirin 3
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut ice-cream 9
astronaut pants 2
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
automatic catapult 1
baby killer bee 69
baconstone pendant 15
badass belt 1
badger badge 3
bag of airline peanuts 320
bag of Cheat-Os 330
bag of lard 6
balaclava 3
balaclava baklava 23
ball 46
balloon helmet 25
ballroom blintz 4
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 4
banana peel 5
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 66
bananagate 96
banjo strings 23
bar skin 148
barbed-wire fence 208
bargain flash powder 6
barrrnacle 634
barskin hat 10
baseball 3
basic meat crossbow 3
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 16
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat wing 69
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 63
batgut 1,451
battered Crimbo Crate 24
battered hubcap 1
beach glass bead 482
beach glass necklace 7
bean burrito 43
beanbag chair 9
beaten-up Chucks 1
beer basted brat 3
beer bomb 19
beer bong 7
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 9
beertini 234
bejeweled pledge pin 9
bellhop bell 27
Ben-Gal™ Balm 24
berry-infused sake 1
bezoar ring 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big bad voodoo mask 3
big red clown nose 42
bigger stick 22
bilge wine 576
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit-o-cactus 14
Bjorn's Hammer 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 200
black cherry soda 13
black cowboy hat 3
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 7
black forest ham 4
black paisley oyster egg 39
black pepper 8
black picnic basket 3
black pixel 102
black plastic oyster egg 179
black pudding 29
black sheepskin diploma 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 5
black striped oyster egg 220
black sword 1
blackberry 78
blackberry combat boots 37
blackberry moccasins 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 44
Blatantly Canadian 28
blended frozen swill 4
blood flower 166
blood of the Wereseal 65
bloody clown pants 15
bloody mary 326
blue glowstick 31
blue paisley oyster egg 27
blue pixel 352
blue pixel potion 23
blue plastic oyster egg 28
blue polka-dot oyster egg 31
blue ribbon 1
blue snowcone 3
blue striped oyster egg 37
blue traffic cone 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 23
blundarrrbus 7
bone collar 4
bone crusher 1
bone rattle 2
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
booty chest charrrm 182
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 20
boring spaghetti 21
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's ring 49
bottle of alcohol 8
bottle of antifreeze 20
bottle of black cat tonic 16
bottle of cooking sherry 47
bottle of Definit 16
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 5
bottle of gin 790
bottle of goofballs 3
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 65
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 11
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 118
bottle of Mystic Shell 31
bottle of Ooze-O 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 33
bottle of pirate juice 39
bottle of popskull 53
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 44
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 17
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle opener belt buckle 7
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 2
bottled inspiration 97
bouquet of circular saw blades 25
bowl of cottage cheese 278
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 11
bowl of rye sprouts 86
box 31
box turtle 3
boxed wine 561
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 17
brains casserole 18
brainy skull 3
brass stinger 3
brick 326
brick of sand 1
briefcase 20
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1,773
brine 274
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 631
broken skull 954
broken sword 45
bronze breastplate 11
bronzed locust 58
brown sugar cane 24
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 3
bubblewrap ore 17
bubbly potion 42
buckler buckle 27
buckyball 12
bugbear beanie 127
bugbear bungguard 22
Bulky Buddy Box 33
bullet-proof corduroys 16
bum cheek 230
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 686
buoybottoms 30
cactus fruit 28
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 9
Camp Scout pup tent 107
can of Binarrrca 159
can of fake snow 1
can of maces 50
can of Red Minotaur 259
can of spinach 36
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 11
candied yams 225
candy brain 10
candy cane 3,026
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 12
cannonball charrrm 207
canopic jar 63
canteen of wine 658
carbon nanotube frame 1,467
carbonated soy milk 7
carbonite visor 1
cardboard katana 10
cardboard ore 20
carob chunk cookies 161
carob chunk noodles 178
carob chunks 494
casino pass 9
cast 59
cat appendix 42
catgut 110
catgut taco 1
catsup 1
centipede eggs 39
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 67
cheap plastic bottle opener 255
cheap wind-up clock 20
chef's hat 7
Cherry Cloaca Cola 60
cherry pie 12
chewing gum on a string 4
chintzy accordion pin 23
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 20
chintzy saucepan earring 9
chintzy seal pendant 33
chintzy turtle brooch 13
chisel 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1,586
chocolate spurs 6
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 19
chocolate-frosted king cake 72
chopsticks 218
chorizo brownies 148
chorizo taco 452
chrome ore 4
chunk of depleted Grimacite 242
citrus-infused sake 1
Cloaca grenade 135
Cloaca-Cola 186
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 31
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 5
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 8
clown hammer 321
clown shoes 28
clown skin 19
clown whip 2
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 22
clownskin buckler 4
clownskin harness 7
club necklace 63
cocktail onion 88
cocoa egg 14
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,415
coconut bikini top 1
coffin lid 4
cog 154
cog and sprocket assembly 6
Cold Hots candy 44
cold ninja mask 68
cold powder 1
comfy blanket 1
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 26
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated magicalness pill 67
cool mushroom 6
cool mushroom casserole 3
cool whip 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 215
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 6
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 189
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 20
Corpse Island iced tea 51
corpse on the beach 66
corpsedriver 54
corrupted data 306
costume sword 1
cottage 1
cracker 1
cranberries 240
crazy little Turkish delight 322
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 56
creamsicle 160
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 3
CRIMBCO lanyard 5
CRIMBCO mug 13
CRIMBCO wine 3
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
Crimbo candied pecan 39
Crimbo fudge 42
Crimbo pie 19
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 49
crossbow string 14
crotchety pants 2
crowbarrr 401
Crown of the Goblin King 1
cruelty-free wine 44
cup of infinite pencils 4
cup of primitive beer 8
cursed black pearl onion 24
cursed bottle of black-label rum 12
cursed cannonball 43
cursed dirty joke scroll 13
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 43
cursed voodoo skull 16
cyborg stompin' boot 5
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 213
Daffy Taffy 2,584
daisy 4
dance card 8
dark potion 46
dead guy's watch 7
decorative fountain 516
defective skull 259
dehydrated caviar 22
delectable fire ant 104
delicious noodles 3,254
delicious salad 363
delicious spicy noodles 15
demon buckler 11
demon skin 38
demon-horned hat 28
demonskin jacket 12
demonskin trousers 22
denim axe 4
dense meat stack 1
dental pliers 1
deodorant 1,675
desiccated apricot 15
detective skull 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 3
diamond necklace 79
diamond-studded cane 55
diamond-studded fronts 5
didgeridooka 13
Diet Cloaca Cola 159
dill 251
dire fudgesicle 91
disassembled clover 162
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 13
disco mask 12
disease 64
disembodied smile 57
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 59
disintegrating sheet music 1
displaced fish 10
distilled fortified wine 11
distressed denim pants 16
disturbing fanfic 19,674
divine can of silly string 19
divine champagne flute 11
divine noisemaker 23
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 59
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 32
Doc's Miracle Cure 40
doll house 88
dollhive 122
Dolphin King's crown 2
donkey flipbook 8
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 3
double daisy 17
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 45
draggin' ball hat 125
Dramatic™ range 9
dreadlock whip 3
dried face 54
drywall axe 4
duck-on-a-string 43
duct tape 7
dungeoneer's dungarees 17
dusty bottle of Marsala 254
dusty bottle of Merlot 268
dusty bottle of Muscat 204
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 305
dusty bottle of Port 301
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 273
dusty Crimbo crate 37
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 29
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 16
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 18
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 2
dusty right fibula 2
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right third front claw 21
dusty right twelfth rib 9
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 155
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 201
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 3
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 12
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 78
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 3
eggnog 158
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 168
Elfin shortbread 2
elven limbos gingerbread 79
elven moonshine 64
elven socks 84
elven whittling knife 2
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 20
empty meat tank 18
enchanted barbell 41
enchanted bean 264
enchanted bean burrito 3
enchanted brass knuckles 3
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 20
encoder ring 275
energy drink IV 12
ennui-flavored potato chips 604
enormous belt buckle 30
enormous hoop earring 10
Ent cider 116
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 15
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 62
evil golden arches 3
evil googly eye 102
explosion-flavored chewing gum 350
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 901
extra-strength strongness elixir 52
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme mittens 35
eXtreme scarf 3
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 55
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 178
f3d0r4 93
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 6
fake fake vomit 357
fake hand 295
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 59
fancy bath salts 458
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 5
fancy chocolate 4
fancy seashell necklace 6
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 1
felt 718
fermenting powder 56
ferret bait 21
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 2
fetid feather 37
fettucini Inconnu 21
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 7
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 40
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 496
filthy pestle 319
filthy poultice 11
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 52
finger cymbals 1
fire flower 1
fire poi 14
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 873
fishy fish 30
fishy fish casserole 11
fishy fish lasagna 3
fizzy potion 42
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 110
flaming feather 1
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 1
flaming talons 127
flaregun 2,281
flashing novelty button 7
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 10
flat dough 3,497
floaty sand 557
flower petal pie 1
flute of flat champagne 13
flytrap bezoar 1
foam noodle 200
foolscap fool's cap 14
foon of fleshiness 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 15
fortune cookie 1
Frat Army FGF 3
frat brats 2
frayed rope belt 1
freezerburned ice cube 2
French slippers 1
fricasseed brains 3
frightful feather 4
frigid mote 3
frilly skirt 212
Frogade 1
Frost™ brand sword 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 7
frozen feather 22
frozen Mob Penguin 3
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 156
fruit bowl 9
fruitcake 222
fruitfilm 12
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 11
fudgecule 14,358
funky dried mushroom 24
furniture dolly 4
furry fur 26,443
furry green turtle 2
furry kilt 8
furry pants 9
furry skirt 2
fuzzbump 41
ga-ga radio 35
Gaia beads 16
gas balloon 9
gator skin 3
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 32
gauze shorts 1
Genalen™ Bottle 45
ghost cucumber 287
ghuol ears 345
ghuol egg 179
ghuol egg quiche 144
ghuol guolash 301
ghuol-ear kabob 5
giant book of ancient carols 4
giant cactus quill 88
giant cheesestick 6
giant discarded bottlecap 14
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant foam finger 19
giant glass of brandy 4
giant moxie weed 167
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gingerbread bugbear 182
gingerbread horror 9
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingham blouse 1
glacial sapphire 1
glass of goat's milk 538
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glowing red eye 300
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 27
gnatloaf casserole 19
gnatwing 220
gnatwing earring 4
gnauga hide 122
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 17
gnoll lips 361
gnoll teeth 326
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 25
Gnollish flyswatter 65
Gnollish pie server 32
Gnollish pie tin 317
Gnollish plunger 50
Gnollish slotted spoon 26
Gnollish toolbox 104
goat 4
goat beard 244
goat cheese pizza 169
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 3
gob of wet hair 974
gold lamé pants 16
golden ring 40
goofily-plumed helmet 1
gr8ps 22
grapefruit 181
grapes 264
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grave robbing shovel 39
gray bow tie 85
grease gun 1
green balloon 1
green beer 50
green candy heart 3
green glowstick 15
green gummi ingot 672
green pixel 374
green pixie spog 4
green smoke bomb 3
green snowcone 2
green traffic cone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
gremlin juice 53
gremlin mutagen 1
grouchy restless spirit 66
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm 3
guano coffee cup 3
guitar pick 93
Gummi-Gnauga 35
guy made of bee pollen 5
gyroscope 12
hair spray 27
half-orchid 98
half-rotten brain 18
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 1
handful of hand chalk 18
handful of moss 6
handful of nuts and berries 14
handful of pine needles 15
handful of sand 24
handful of sawdust 42
handful of walnuts 259
handsomeness potion 176
hardware upgrade 7
harem girl t-shirt 16
Hatorade 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 36
heavy D 16,519
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy necklace chain 1
helmet recipe 11
helmet turtle 33
hemp net 1
hemp string 1,235
henna face paint 30
henna tattoo 74
herbal stuffing 105
herbs 1
hermit permit 13
hi-density nylocite leg armor 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
hill of beans 427
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 4
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 11
hippopotamus skin 6
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 3
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 19
hippy protest button 6
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
honey-dew 5
honey-dipped locust 22
hors d'oeuvre tray 20
hot cross bow 9
hot date 1
hot pink lipstick 16
hot powder 2
hot stuffing 1
hot wing 725
huge spoon 96
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 4
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 2,723
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 2,054
ice-cold six-pack 62
ice-cold Willer 281
icy katana hilt 225
Iiti Kitty phone charm 3
immense cyborg hand 7
Imp Ale 838
infernal insoles 27
inflatable duck 190
inkwell 100
Inndya trading card 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 169
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 5
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
invisible bag 10
ion grid 1,552
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 77
iron pasta spoon 1,026
irradiated candy cane 5
irradiated pet snacks 1
jabañero pepper 30
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 362
jack flapper 17
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 122
Jarlsberg's earring 45
jazz soap 300
Jolly Roger charrrm 348
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 482
joybuzzer 285
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 2
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 116
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1,574
jumbo olive 4
jumping bean burrito 3
jumping bean taco 1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 55
keg shield 4
Kentucky-style derby 6
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 24
kevlateflocite helmet 1
kick-ass kicks 4
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 5
killing feather 69
Kiss the Knob apron 1
kite 60
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1,603
kneecapping stick 751
Knob Goblin elite helm 38
Knob Goblin elite pants 35
Knob Goblin elite polearm 30
Knob Goblin eyedrops 11
Knob Goblin firecracker 50
Knob Goblin harem pants 7
Knob Goblin harem veil 9
Knob Goblin learning pill 16
Knob Goblin love potion 1,487
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 85
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 65
Knob Goblin perfume 26
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 300
Knob Goblin scimitar 41
Knob Goblin seltzer 374
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin spatula 202
Knob Goblin steroids 1,239
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 5
Knob Goblin tongs 133
Knob Goblin Uberpants 4
Knob Goblin visor 35
Knob pasty 1
Knob shroomkabob 3
knobby kneepads 4
Knoll shroomkabob 185
knuckle sandwich 157
kumquartz 97
kumquat 1,109
large box 222
large cocoa eggshell fragment 8
laser cannon 1
laser targeting chip 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 4
lavender paisley oyster egg 36
lavender plastic oyster egg 15
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 20
lavender striped oyster egg 17
lead necklace 49
lead yo-yo 1
leather chaps 52
leather mask 23
leathery bat skin 7
leathery cat skin 12
leathery rat skin 23
LED block 218
leftovers of indeterminate origin 7
lemon 572
lemon meringue pie 28
length of string 701
leotarrrd 253
lesser grodulated violet 190
licorice root 28
lihc eye 228
lihc eye pie 166
lihc face 80
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 287
line 1,468
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum sword 1
little round pebble 1
loaded serum blowgun 18
Lockenstock™ sandals 10
logic synthesizer 1,544
lollipop stick 360
long pork 5
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 6
long skinny balloon 34
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 131
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1,553
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 186
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 5
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 15
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 9
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 224
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mafia aria 777
magic lamp 15
magic whistle 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 296
magicalness-in-a-can 207
magnifying glass 42
maiden wig 46
makeshift cape 1
Manetwich 14
many-eyed glasses 13
maple syrup 26
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 267
mariachi hat 1
mariachi pants 57
marionette 17
marionette collective 13
marshmallow 1,868
martini 190
marzipan skull 305
mauve paisley oyster egg 34
mauve plastic oyster egg 16
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 81
mauve striped oyster egg 10
Meat detector 1
meat engine 4
meat from yesterday 9
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