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This player is a member of the clan Not Dead Yet.

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lupus4 (#1993963)
This player has 9,008 unique items and 600,742 total items in his/her display case.

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Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 20
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 161
"honey" dipper 2
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 33
"meat" stick 461
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 24
Überraschthexengebräu 8
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 21
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 61
1.21 jigawatts 2
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 46
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 57
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 72
20-lb can of rice and beans 5
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 83
30669 scroll 157
33398 scroll 135
334 scroll 183
37x37x37 puzzle cube 117
4-ball 91
4-d camera 5
4-dimensional fez 5
4-dimensional guitar 114
4:20 bomb 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 78
5-hour acrimony 2
6-ball 65
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 7
7-ball 85
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 92
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 379
8-billed baseball cap 8
8-bit banana 9
9-ball 2
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 187
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 27
a little sump'm sump'm 238
A muse-bouche 18
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abandoned candy 5
abominable blubber 24
abominable snowcone 45
absentee voter ballot 5
abstraction: action 52
abstraction: category 27
abstraction: certainty 7
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 3
abstraction: motion 2
abstraction: perception 39
abstraction: purpose 49
abstraction: sensation 49
abstraction: thought 51
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 9
acceptable mayolus 5
accidental cider 238
accidental mutton 2
accord ion 12
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 9
acid-squirting flower 63
acoustic guitarrr 87
actual blood sausage 2
actual reality goggles 35
actual tapas 175
adder 842
adder bladder 452
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 4
Adventurer bobblehead 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Aerheads 1
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
aerosolized aerogel 1
Affirmation Cookie 64
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 28
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 8
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 218
Agitated Turkey 3
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 30
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 58
airborne mutagen 2
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster pawn 2
alarm accordion 3
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 2
Alewife™ Ale 106
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 2
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 7
Alice's Army Halberder 2
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 4
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 9
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 8
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 9
alien animal goo 27
alien autoautopsy kit 142
alien drugs 14
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 5
alien meat 74
alien plant fibers 13
alien plant goo 37
alien plant sample 1
alien protein powder 1
alien rock sample 48
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 1
alien zoological sample 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 319
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 358
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 18
alpine watercolor set 13
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
Amanitee 2
amber aviator shades 4
Ambitious Turkey 7
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 12
Amnesiac Ale 6
amok pudding 11
amok putter 2
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 4
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 377
Amulet of Yendor 90
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 210
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 72
ancient Magi-Wipes 470
ancient meat 6
ancient medicinal herbs 21
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient pills 101
ancient poisoned dart 169
Ancient Protector Soda 22
ancient protein powder 321
Ancient Saucehelm 4
ancient spice 88
ancient stone fist 68
ancient stone head 40
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 113
anemone nematocyst 12
anemone sauce 2
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 5
anger blaster 3
angry agate 8
Angry Farmer candy 549
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 16
angry inch 44
angst burger 9
animal part cracker 24
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 5
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 24
ant agonist 365
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 21
ant pick 22
ant pitchfork 19
ant rake 24
ant sickle 21
anti-anti-antidote 68
anticheese 84
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 6
antique accordion 136
antique beer 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique bottle opener 4
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 250
antique hand mirror 54
antique helmet 216
antique machete 176
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 221
antique painting of a landscape 8
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 9
antique shield 218
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 255
antique spyglass 2
antique tacklebox 2
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 5
arm buzzer 1
armgun 283
armored prawn 47
around the world 1
Arrow (+1) 396
arrowgram 202
arrrgyle socks 54
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 218
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 70
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 13
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 22
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 14
Artist's Spatula of Despair 6
Artist's Whisk of Misery 4
asbestos apron 28
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 3
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 350
asbestos staff 3
asbestos stick 4
asbestos sword 3
asbestos sword hilt 3
asbestos thermos 88
ASCII fu manchu 64
ASCII shirt 15
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 87
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 5
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 30
asshat 5
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 4
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 9
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 144
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 6
Aura Libre 4
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 11
automa-bot parts 97
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 13
autumn leaf 4
autumn years wisdom 3
autumn-spice donut 28
AutumnFest ale 17
auxiliary backbone 2
awful poetry journal 452
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 5
Aye Aye, Captain 2
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 3
Azurite 400
bätzle 8
baby bark scorpion 2
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 103
baby oil shooter 1
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 240
BACON 19,033
bacon bath ball 24
baconstone 37
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 12
badass belt 129
badass pie 2
badge of authority 29
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 94
bag of bones 4
bag of Cheat-Os 40
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 522
bag of GORP 584
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 223
bag of lard 9
bag of many confections 3
bag of park garbage 347
bag of pygmy blood 214
bag of QWOP 30
bag of random words 69
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 241
baggie of powdered sugar 4,486
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 8
Baja sopapilla 7
baked stuffing 2
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bits 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 9
balanced antler 2
ball 6
ball-in-a-cup 2
ballast turtle 7
balloon helmet 8
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 13
ballpark hot daub 5
ballroom blintz 179
baloney rotgut 9
balsa plank 57
balsam barrel 1
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 139
banana candle 172
banana cream pie 21
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 119
banana smoothie 17
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 3
bananarama bangle 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 5
baneful bandolier 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 16
banjo kazoo mount 7
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 2
bar skin 108
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 76
bargain flash powder 22
baritone accordion 9
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
barnacled barrel 7
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 64
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 26
barrel beryl choker 2
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 236
barrel gun 105
barrel pickle 244
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 400
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 146
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 12
Barulio's bottle 29
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 220
baseball 701
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 13
basic martini 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 3
bastard baster 4
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 1
Bastille Battalion control rig 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 2
bat guano 402
bat haggis 10
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1,291
bat wing kabob 7
bat wing stir-fry 6
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
batarang 20
batblade 350
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 1,340
bath ball gift set 6
batskin belt 44
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 5
battered old top-hat 1
battery (9-Volt) 12
battery (AA) 62
battery (AAA) 602
battery (car) 12
battery (D) 7
battery (lantern) 1
battery-powered drill 7
Battlie Light Saver 94
bauxite beret 9
bauxite bow-tie 12
bauxite boxers 13
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 133
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 27
Beach Comb 1
beach glass bead 59
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 900
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 46
beard incense 283
beastly paste 4
beaten-up Chucks 12
beautiful rainbow 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 3
beavermouth 116
bed of coals 3
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 2
beefy fish meat 87
beefy pill 121
beer basted brat 9
beer bomb 1,287
beer bong 128
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 336
beer lens 21
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 3
beer-scented teddy bear 5
beer-soaked mop 9
beertini 13
beery blood 14
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beetle antenna 3
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 3
beige clambroth marble 3
Beignet Milgranet 7
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 15
bejeweled pledge pin 383
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 10
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 11
bellhop's hat 398
Belt of Howling Anger 10
Belt of Loathing 1
belt of Ogrekind 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 309
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 32
berries of suffering 33
berry-infused sake 5
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 5
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 44
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 108
big bass drum 50
big boom 39
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 15
big glob of skin 4
big hot pepper 119
Big Punk 23
big red button 5
big red clown nose 133
big rock 23
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 2
big stirring stick 2
big tun 97
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 631
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 11
bird rib 66
birdbone corset 6
birdybug antenna 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 4
Bit O' Ectoplasm 25
Bit O' Quail Spleen 19
bit of clingfilm 52
bit-o-cactus 566
bite-me-red lipstick 246
bitter bowtie 2
bitter pill 4
BitterSweetTarts 53
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 52
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 6
black and white cracker 4
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 73
Black Body™ spray 17
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 9
black candy heart 25
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 8
black cloak 54
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 9
black eye shadow 214
black eyedrops 11
black facepaint 15
black forest cake 97
black forest ham 72
black friar's tonsure 162
black gallstone 1
black gold 15
black greaves 73
black helmet 73
Black Hole 7
black kettle drum 65
black label 148
black lotus 1
black magic powder 151
black mana 5
Black No. 2 303
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 238
black pepper 56
black picnic basket 128
black pixel 1,669
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 124
black sheepskin diploma 14
black shield 91
black slime glob 2
black snake skin 229
black snowcone 1
black spot 19
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 85
black tear 13
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 441
blackberry 564
blackberry combat boots 8
blackberry galoshes 30
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 29
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 62
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 3
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 8
blended frozen swill 6
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 8
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 17
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 5
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 287
blob of Alphredo™ 2
blob of wood glue 25
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Blood 'n' Plenty 21
blood and blood 13
blood flower 2
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 37
blood of the Wereseal 27
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 13
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 3
blood-soaked sponge cake 2
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 125
bloodstain stick 325
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 12
bloody clown pants 5
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 7
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 189
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 165
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue grass 60
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 11
blue money bag 6
blue oyster badge 212
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 2,367
blue pixel potion 23
blue plasma ball 441
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 16
blue pumps 21
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 21
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 6
blue suede shoes 3
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 7
blundarrrbus 3
blunt cat claw 2
blunt icepick 1
Bluzzard 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 41
Bohemian rhapsody 15
boilermaker 9
boilgun 1
boiling broth 66
boiling hot cocoa 1
boiling seal blood 40
Boletus Broletus mushroom 2
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 214
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone bandoneon 8
bone bons 30
bone chips 69
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 306
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 10
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 13
book of matches 380
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot knife 18
BOOterfinger 11
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 7
booty chest charrrm 236
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 1
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 5
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 4
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 6
Boris's ring 4
borrowed time 25
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 25
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 804
bottle of Amontillado 357
bottle of anís 7
bottle of antifreeze 18
bottle of black cat tonic 12
bottle of Blank-Out 9
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 75
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 67
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 238
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 40
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 43
bottle of drinkin' gas 7
bottle of Evermore 35
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 1,615
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 2
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 2,531
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 46
bottle of Greedy Dog 3
bottle of gregnadigne 26
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 19
bottle of Lambada Lambic 9
bottle of laundry sherry 211
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 48
bottle of lighter fluid 91
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 7
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 970
bottle of moontan lotion 3
bottle of Mystic Shell 18
bottle of norwhiskey 35
bottle of novelty hot sauce 4
bottle of Old Pugilist 7
bottle of Ooze-O 35
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 20
bottle of Pinot Renoir 13
bottle of pirate juice 13
bottle of popskull 236
bottle of Professor Beer 9
bottle of Race Car Red 5
bottle of Rapier Witbier 10
bottle of realpagne 14
bottle of Red-Out 55
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 3,293
bottle of sake 20
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 331
bottle of sewage schnapps 86
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1,838
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 20
bottle of vodka 1,539
bottle of whiskey 2,879
bottle of wine 61
bottle opener belt buckle 379
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 30
bottled swamp gas 5
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 26
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 440
bowl of eyeballs 23
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 94
bowl of lucky charms 5
bowl of maggots 15
bowl of marinade 74
bowl of mernudo 6
bowl of mummy guts 16
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 15
Bowl of Scorpions 192
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 3
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 4
bowling ball 191
box 196
box of Dweebs 242
box of Familiar Jacks 9
box of Gratitude chocolates 2
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 87
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 15
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1,555
Boxing Day Pass 6
boxing glove 17
boxing glove on a spring 2
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 5
brain preservation fluid 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 50
brains casserole 4
BRAINS shorts 6
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 3
Bram's choker 11
brand new key 8
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 2
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 6
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 309
brass stinger 4
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 6
bread man 5
bread mold 1
bread pie 1
bread roll 2
breadchucks 80
breaded beer 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
breakfast mess 34
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 12
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 16
brick 86
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d8 271
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daddy shortlegs leg 7
Daffy Taffy 136
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deep six-shooter 4
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 104
dehydrated caviar 390
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 12
delicious candy 51
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 8
delicious salad 73
delicious shimmering moth 16
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious star salad 4
delicious stinkbug 2
delicious swamp muck 41
deluxe fax machine 1
deluxe layer cake 8
demon buckler 1
demon makeup kit 5
demon skin 426
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic cow's blood 1
demonic paste 2
demonic surgical gloves 49
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 3
denastified haunch 1
denim axe 9
denim jacket 130
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 13
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 2
dented harmonica 107
dented spoon 24
deodorant 86
depantsing bomb 189
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 4
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
desiccated apricot 350
designer handbag 3
desktop zen garden 2
detective roscoe 1
detective skull 1
detective tattoo 1
dethklok 1
detour shield 1
devil hair pasta 4
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 2
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 6
deviled egg 9
devilish folio 62
dew yoana lei 7
dew yoana salacious lei 5
diabolic pizza cube 1
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 4
diamond-studded cane 162
diamond-studded fronts 3
diamondback skin 1
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 363
Diet Cloaca Cola 8
dieting pill 68
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 1
dilapidated wizard hat 2
dill 86
diluted makeup 77
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 2
dinner roll 19
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey food-cone 1
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey tattoo kit 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
dire fudgesicle 224
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 277
dirty rigging rope 98
disassembled clover 140
disbelief suspenders 4
discarded swimming trunks 22
Disco 'Fro Pick 6
disco ball 241
Disco Banjo 1
disco biscuit 3
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 6
disco horoscope (Aries) 10
disco horoscope (Cancer) 6
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 5
disco horoscope (Gemini) 11
disco horoscope (Leo) 12
disco horoscope (Libra) 9
disco horoscope (Pisces) 6
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 8
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 6
disco horoscope (Taurus) 5
disco horoscope (Virgo) 3
disco mask 243
discocktail 27
disease 241
disembodied brain 22
disembodied smile 1
Disgeist 3
Dish of Clarified Butter 1
dishrag 37
disintegrating barrel 434
disintegrating quill pen 936
disintegrating sheet music 7
disintegrating spiky collar 8
displaced fish 574
disposable instant camera 9
disposable lighter 14
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 23
distressed denim pants 748
disturbing fanfic 441
Divine 3
divine blowout 50
divine can of silly string 61
divine champagne flute 11
divine champagne popper 19
divine cracker 24
divine noisemaker 36
diving muff 12
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 4
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 178
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 37
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 5
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 7
Doc's Fortifying Wine 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
dog ointment 20
Dogsgotnonoz pills 15
doll house 1
doll-eye amulet 2
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 47
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 5
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
dolphin whistle 3
donated booze 60
donated candy 125
donated food 68
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 9
dope wheels 1
dorky glasses 121
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 7
double barreled barrel gun 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 86
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 7
Doublepunchplanter 3
doubt cannon 3
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 421
Drac & Tan 8
drafty drawers 2
draggin' ball hat 73
dragon snaps 104
dragonfish caviar 6
Dragonscale breastplate 3
Dramatic™ range 5
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful box 1
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful roast 2
dreadful sweater 1
dreadlock whip 20
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 334
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key 1
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 12
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dream of a dog 4
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 8
dress pants 25
Dressage 2
dried face 138
dried gelatinous cube 1
drink chit 34
drinks tray 6
Drip harness 1
Driplet 19
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 2
drippy candy bar 1
drippy diadem 1
drippy khakis 1
drippy orb 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy shield 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 9
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 1
drive-thru burger 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 15
droll monocle 4
drone self-destruct chip 11
droopy doll eye 13
drop of water-37 95
droppable microphone 3
dropped scrap of paper 13
Drowsy Sword 201
drug cocktail sauce 1
druidic s'more 1
drum machine 343
drum of pomade 10
drum of tommy ammo 465
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 10
Drunken Neurologist 4
Drunken Philosopher 3
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
Drunkula's wineglass 1
dry cleaning receipt 3
dry martini 5
dry noodles 1,520
dry vodka martini 6
drywall axe 21
dubious loincloth 3
dubious peppermint 6
ducha de oro 19
duck-on-a-string 3
duct tape 301
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 3
duct tape wallet 2
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 3
dueling turtle 6
DUFRESNE Suds 172
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 3
dull fish scale 3,035
dumb mud 4
Dump Truck 3
dungeon dragon chest 1
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 11
dungeoneering kit 39
duonoculars 8
Duskwalker fangs 30
Duskwalker syringe 87
Dust bunny 95
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 5
dusty animal pelvis 6
dusty animal skull 1
dusty barrel 108
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 309
dusty bottle of Merlot 277
dusty bottle of Muscat 251
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 129
dusty bottle of Port 176
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 181
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 6
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 4
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 3
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 6
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty first caudal vertebra 2
dusty first cervical vertebra 4
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 6
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 4
dusty left eleventh rib 3
dusty left femur 6
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 5
dusty left first front claw 5
dusty left first rear claw 7
dusty left first rib 3
dusty left fourth front claw 6
dusty left fourth rear claw 3
dusty left fourth rib 4
dusty left humerus 7
dusty left kneecap 4
dusty left ninth rib 4
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 7
dusty left second front claw 6
dusty left second rear claw 4
dusty left second rib 8
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 6
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left third front claw 6
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 4
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 6
dusty left twelfth rib 4
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 3
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty right clavicle 6
dusty right eighth rib 5
dusty right eleventh rib 5
dusty right femur 4
dusty right fibula 3
dusty right fifth rib 3
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 2
dusty right first rib 4
dusty right fourth front claw 3
dusty right fourth rear claw 3
dusty right fourth rib 4
dusty right humerus 5
dusty right kneecap 5
dusty right ninth rib 6
dusty right radius 4
dusty right scapula 3
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 8
dusty right second rib 2
dusty right seventh rib 2
dusty right sixth rib 3
dusty right tenth rib 3
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 2
dusty right thumb 3
dusty right tibia 3
dusty right twelfth rib 4
dusty right ulna 6
dusty sacral vertebrae 6
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 4
dusty second lumbar vertebra 2
dusty second thoracic vertebra 4
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 4
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 4
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 6
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 4
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 7
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 6
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 4
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty third caudal vertebra 2
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 9
dusty third thoracic vertebra 4
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 7
dwarf bread 10
dwarvish magazine 7
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 59
Dyspepsi grenade 12
Dyspepsi-Cola 225
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 5
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 5
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
eagle feather 140
eagle's milk 146
ear candle 139
ear poison 38
Earring of Fire 3
Earth and Firewater 5
Earth, Wind and Firewater 4
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 25
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 9
Ecto-Cooler 8
ectoplasm au jus 30
ectoplasmic orbs 48
ectoplasmic paste 15
edible alien plant bit 100
eel battery 90
eel sauce 9
eel skin 6
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 71
effervescent potion 228
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 47
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 216
eggwater 2
Egnaro berry 17
Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper 1
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato drone 4
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 33
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 20
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 20
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 21
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 24
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 16
El Vibrato restraints 18
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elderly jawbreaker 2
eldritch alignment spray 176
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 4
eldritch dough 10
eldritch effluvium 10,312
eldritch elixir 4
eldritch essence 3
eldritch extract 6
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 1
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom 3
eldritch mushroom pizza 3
eldritch oil 9
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 4
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 122
electric crutch 2
electric Kool-Aid 2
electric pants 4
Electric Punch 1
electric snakebite 45
electrical thingamabob 67
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 350
elegant nightstick 24
elemental caipiroska 17
elemental paste 2
elemental sugarcube 6
elephant stinger 31
eleven-foot pole 92
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
elf army field rations 12
Elf Army machine parts 79
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 55
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 11
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 6
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 51
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 3
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 20
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 4
Elizabeth's Dollie 3
Elizabeth's paintbrush 15
Ellsbury's journal 4
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 5
Elmley shades 36
Elron's Explosive Etude 7
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 28
elven hardtack 277
elven magi-pack 27
elven medi-pack 524
elven moonshine 3
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 266
elven suicide capsule 23
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 17
Elvish sunglasses 1
Elvish underarmor 1
embezzler's oil 7
EMD holo-record 1
emergency glowstick 3
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 801
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 144
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 45
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted barbell 122
enchanted bean 118
enchanted bean burrito 935
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 19
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted leopard-print barbell 7
enchanted muesli 64
Enchanted Plunger 8
enchanted toothpick 26
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 116
energized spores 92
Energy Buzz Pastaco 8
energy drink IV 446
Engorged Sausages and You 1
enhanced signal receiver 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 225
enormous belt buckle 455
enormous hoop earring 84
Ent cider 75
enticing mayolus 3
epic cluster 1
epic wad 2
equal sign 6
eraser nubbin 51
ert grey goo ring 19
escargotsicle 10
especially salty dog 3
essential cameraderie 2
essential soy 2
essential tofu 2
etched hourglass 1
eternal car battery 2
eternal knot tattoo 1
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 5
everfull glass 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 22
Every Day is Like This Sundae 3
evil golden arch 166
evil golden arches 2
evil googly eye 13
evil teddy bear 7
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
excitement pill 25
exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 8
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 197
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 1,582
expensive camera 306
expensive champagne 5
expensive cigar 1
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 40
experimental serum P-00 49
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
expired MRE 15
exploding cigar 240
exploding gum 1
exploding hacky-sack 187
explosion-flavored chewing gum 107
extra-fancy ring setting 10
extra-flat panini 85
extra-greasy slider 18
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 21
extra-see-thru nightie 4
Extra-slimy Slimosa 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 12
extra-strength goo 5
extra-strength red potion 60
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 192
extra-toasted half sandwich 18
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 22
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 113
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 108
extremely confusing manual 8
extremely skinny jeans 13
extremely slippery nipple 2
extremely wet T-shirt 8
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
Eye Agate 292
Eye and a Twist 2
eye of newt 13
eye of the Tiger-lily 23
eye-pod 2
eyebrow lifter 10
eyedrops of newt 32
eyedrops of the ermine 19
eyedrops of the ocelot 25
eyepatch 692
f3d0r4 66
Fabiotion 8
fabric hardener 309
fabric softener 309
facehugging alien 21
facsimile dictionary 12
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fairy gravy boat 4
fake blood 21
fake cocktail 3
fake fake vomit 122
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 28
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 5
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 1,371
fancy beef jerky 7
fancy beer bottle 4
fancy beer label 2
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 32
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chess set 1
fancy chocolate 22
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy chocolate sculpture 1
fancy dress ball 5
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 5
fancy opera glasses 9
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 2
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 108
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 15
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm key 15
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 57
FantasyRealm mead 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 49
FantasyRealm turkey leg 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 71
farfalle bow tie 1
fascinating alien plant sample 1
fascinating alien zoological sample 1
fat bottom quark 33
fat loot token 32
fat stacks of cash 468
fat wallet 29
Fauna Libre 4
Faux 1
FDKOL commendation 1,178
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 3
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 4
felt 34
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 107
fermenting powder 54
ferret bait 302
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 442
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 24
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 27
Fettris 3
fettucini épines Inconnu 6
Feynman gate 4
fez of etymology 1
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fibers 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 40
figurine of a charred seal 23
figurine of a cold seal 49
figurine of a cute baby seal 6
figurine of a shadowy seal 61
figurine of a sleek seal 35
figurine of a slippery seal 25
figurine of a stinking seal 10
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 56
figurine of an ancient seal 6
figurine of an armored seal 12
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 548
filet of The Fish 4
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filled mosquito 304
filth-encrusted futon 5
filthy armor 37
filthy child leash 54
filthy corduroys 239
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 211
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 10
filthy pestle 68
filthy poultice 1,223
fin-bit wax 4
fine aged cheddarwurst 40
fine wine 121
finger cuffs 20
finger cymbals 85
finger exerciser 16
fire 16
fire axe 1
fire flower 17
fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 231
fire poi 183
fire-roasted lake trout 1
fireball 88
firebomb 40
fireclutch 119
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 1
firemilk 39
fireproof megaphone 21
fireproof skip lid 1
Firewater 4
first-aid pouch 19
fish bazooka 1
fish head 20
fish juice box 1
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 756
fishbone belt 2
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 2
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishelada 9
fishin' hat 2
fishy fish 5
fishy fish casserole 6
fishy fish lasagna 2
fishy paste 19
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 2
fistful of ashes 142
fitness wristband 6
Fitspiration™ poster 97
Five Second Energy™ 2
five-fingered fern resin 18
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzing spore pod 75
fizzy potion 237
flagstone flag 1
flagstone flail 1
flame orb 3
flamin' bindle 7
Flamin' Whatshisname 125
Flaming Caipiranha 6
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 116
flaming feather 192
flaming glowsticks 5
Flaming Knob 5
Flaming Mohobo 5
flaming mushroom 6
flaming mushroom wine 3
flaming nose 1
flaming pink shirt 1
Flaming Sazerorc 6
flaming sword 32
flaming talons 67
flamingo mallet 1
Flan 1
flan del mar 4
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 83
flapper floppers 1
flapper fly 333
flaregun 85
flashy pirate dreadlocks 6
flask flops 203
flask of Amontillado 6
flask of baconstone juice 22
flask of egggrog 2
flask of embalming fluid 9
flask of Gnomochloric acid 2
flask of hamethyst juice 22
flask of mining oil 3
flask of porquoise juice 12
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 146
flask of tainted mining oil 91
Flaskfull of Hollow 705
flat cider 3
flat dough 27
flat mushroom wine 5
flavored foot massage oil 448
flavorless gruel 67
flayed mind 296
fleetwood chain 199
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 13
fleetwood macaroni 2
fleshy lump 15
fleshy putty 9
flimsy clipboard 78
flimsy hardwood scraps 13
flirtatious feather 189
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 2
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 20
floorboard cruft 8
floral print shirt 1
floral-print skirt 3
flour cookie 5
flower petal pie 7
flowing hippy skirt 26
fluid of fudge-finding 2
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 339
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 2
Flying Caipiranha 2
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 21
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 71
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 26
foam pistol 2
foetid seal tear 57
Fog Murderer 5
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 5
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 1
folder (catfish) 3
folder (cyan) 1
folder (D-Team) 5
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 1
folder (heavy metal) 43
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 3
folder (magenta) 2
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 2
folder (red) 1
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 4
folder (space skeleton) 2
folder (sports car) 55
folder (sportsballs) 58
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 2
folder (Yedi) 46
folder (yellow) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 54
foon 3
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 6
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 1
forest spirit rattle 13
forest tears 12
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 7
fortifying hot cocoa 1
fortune cookie 56
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 23
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 10
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Mr. Mediocrebar 86
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mutant legs 1
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My First Paycheck envelope 1
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mylar scout drone 9
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Mysterious Black Box 12
Mysterious Blue Box 12
mysterious chemical residue 77
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Mysterious Island iced tea 2
mysterious present 1
Mysterious Red Box 7
mysterious silver lapel pin 4
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nachos of the night 3
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nail file 16
nailswurst 21
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nanite-infested eggnog 6
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nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
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Nardz energy beverage 4
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nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 242
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nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 44
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natto pocky 8
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ND 1
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Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 191
Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 4
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nicksilver spurs 1
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Nightmare Fuel 121
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ninja crampons 108
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ninja fear powder 96
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ninja mop 50
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ninjammies 1
No Hats as Art 1
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non-stick pugil stick 1
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Northern pemmican 8
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not-a-pipe 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 27
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 38
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 20
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 20
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nothingtini 1
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Nursine 2
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O 1,469
O'RLY manual 112
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octolus oculus 129
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Oil of Parrrlay 389
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old-fashioned 4
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one glove 34
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one pill 255
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one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
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one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
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oozenog 2
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Oppossum 1
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 6
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Orangemageddon wine cooler 10
orc paste 11
orc wrist 131
Orcish baseball cap 91
Orcish cargo shorts 92
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original G 707
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overcookie 48
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overloaded Yule battery 1
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overpowering mushroom wine 5
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PADL Phone 1,248
page of the Necrohobocon 70
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Pain Dip 18
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 17
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papier-mitre 1
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PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
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Party-in-a-Can™ 7
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 3
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patch of extra-warm fur 1
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patchouli oil bomb 166
patent aggression tonic 6
patent alacrity tonic 3
patent antipsychotics 13
patent avarice tonic 3
patent invisibility tonic 8
patent leather shoes 1
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pawn cookie 6
PB&J with the crusts cut off 267
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Peaclock 1
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pebblebräu 5
pec oil 232
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Pecos Dave's sixgun 5
PEEZ dispenser 96
pegfinger 1
pencil kunai 29
pencil stub 73
Pendant of Fire 3
Pendant of Gargalesis 2
Pener's drumstick 5
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penguin skin 15
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 2
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pentatonic accordion 8
Penultimate Fantasy chest 75
peppermint bomb 9
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 303
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint parasol 1
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Peppermint Pip Packet 1
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peppermint sprig 1
peppermint sprout 48
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perfect cosmopolitan 690
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pestopiary 293
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pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 8
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 100
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 105
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 7
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 20
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 43
pewter shavings 2
ph balancer 73
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 123
phat turquoise bracelet 1
phial of coldness 1
phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 1
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 1
Phil Collins 4
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philter of phorce 226
phish stick 3
Phlegethon 5
phonics down 919
photoprotoneutron torpedo 689
physiostim pill 67
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pickelhaube 29
pickle-flavored chewing gum 105
pickled bread 4
pickled egg 12
pickled grasshopper 4
pickpocket protector 55
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picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
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pie crust 9
pie man was not meant to eat 60
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pine cone 1
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pink candygram 2
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pink pony 69
pink slime 319
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pipe wrench 1
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pixel beer 7
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plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 7
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 5
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plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 5
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 6
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plus one 1
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Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
Pocket Square of Loathing 2
pocket theremin 114
pocket wish 107
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pog #02 (Knob goblin) 8
pog #03 (warwelf) 6
pog #04 (skleleton) 5
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 8
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 7
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 6
pog #08 (hellion) 2
pog #09 (pirate) 11
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 3
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pointed stick 173
pointy mushroom 16
pointy mushroom wine 11
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Poison Oak trading card 1
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poisonous caviar 15
poisonsettia 53
Poké-Gro fertilizer 273
Pokëmann band-aid 180
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potion of the field gar 23
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pr0n legs 505
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precision snowball 3
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Prelude of Precision 3
premium malt liquor 1,571
prescription noodles 2
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pressurized potion of perception 16
pressurized potion of perspicacity 18
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pretty flower 686
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procrastination potion 489
Professor What T-Shirt 4
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Psycho From The Heat 1
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psychoanalytic jar 10
psychokinetic energy blob 1,704
Psychotic Train wine 13
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putty coat 1
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pygmy adder oil 593
pygmy blowgun 668
pygmy briefs 72
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pygmy pygment 525
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Quaatorade™ 4
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