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This player is ranked #505 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,865 items.

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FatQuack (#201958)
This player has 1,865 unique items and 79,178 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 656
1-ball 20
2-ball 31
3-ball 19
4-ball 24
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 25
6-ball 31
7-ball 30
8-ball 138
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
Abyssal ember 1
acoustic guitarrr 5
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 53
albatross necklace 5
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 9
Amulet of Yendor 306
ancient Magi-Wipes 29
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient stone fist 38
ancient stone head 21
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 9
Angelhair Culottes 3
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 7
ant hoe 4
ant pick 5
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 4
ant sickle 4
antique hand mirror 6
antique record album 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arrowgram 71
asbestos apron 25
asbestos crossbow string 2
ASCII shirt 26
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
aspirin 1
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 3
atomic vector plotter 1
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 3
bacon bath ball 40
baconstone 12
baconstone bracelet 16
baconstone earring 29
baconstone pendant 6
baconstone ring 15
bad-ass club 8
badass belt 126
bag of airline peanuts 326
bag of bones 2
bag of lard 4
ball 6
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
ballpark hot daub 1
banana peel 40
banana smoothie 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
barbed-wire fence 5
bargain flash powder 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 21
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barskin buckler 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
bat-ass leather jacket 4
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 2
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 2
beer bomb 171
beer-scented teddy bear 1
begpwnia 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 36
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 8
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bewitching boots 4
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 12
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 6
BGE shotglass 60
BGE temporary tattoo 4
BGE tiny plastic toy 11
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 10
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 2
big rock 8
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bishop cookie 3
bit of clingfilm 7
bitter bowtie 1
Bjorn's Hammer 23
black belt 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 48
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 8
black paisley oyster egg 2
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black snowcone 21
black striped oyster egg 1
blackberry 18
blackberry combat boots 11
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 12
blackberry slippers 12
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood of the Wereseal 88
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue snowcone 89
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone chips 94
bone crusher 2
bone meal 5
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 94
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 5
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 3
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
Boris's key lime 69
Boris's key lime pie 11
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 4
Boss Bat bling 8
Boss Bat britches 98
bottle of antifreeze 8
bottle of black cat tonic 9
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 49
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 118
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of sewage schnapps 8
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottled inspiration 8
boulder 18
bowl of lucky charms 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 40
box of sunshine 3
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 19
brick 278
brick of sand 24
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
brine 1
broken clock 1
bronze breastplate 35
bronze handcuffs 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 213
bugbear beanie 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 3
bugged balaclava 3
bugged beanie 4
bunch of bananas 2
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burrowgrub hive 2
burst hellseal brain 3
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can of Binarrrca 7
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of spinach 19
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 3
Can-Can skirt 8
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 2
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied yams 9
candy cane 29
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 11
canteen of wine 3
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 8
carob cannon 1
carob chunk noodles 1
catskin buckler 11
cement sandals 3
charpuce jub-jub bird 3
charrrm bracelet 5
cheap cigar butt 27
cheap elven gloves 3
cheap plastic bottle opener 7
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 4
cheezburger 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's moustache 1
chintzy accordion pin 5
chintzy disco ball pendant 8
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 7
chintzy seal pendant 5
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chloroform rag 45
chocolate bath ball 33
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered caviar 4
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chrome crossbow 7
chrome helmet turtle 19
chrome staff 5
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 10
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork key 1
clown hammer 326
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 3
clownskin harness 25
club necklace 25
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail napkin 20
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 864
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 5
Codpiece of the Goblin King 21
coffin lid 1
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold nuggets 129
cold wad 47
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 8
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 8
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 4
commemorative war stein 612
communications windchimes 14
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 3
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 6
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 10
copper ha'penny charrrm 9
corncob pipe 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 9
Corpse Island iced tea 2
correction fluid 4
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
cracker 1
cranberry schnapps 2
cream pie 2
creepy-ass club 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 69
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 59
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 179
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 30
Crimbo fudge 198
Crimbo peppermint bark 193
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 1
croquet hedgehog 1
Crown of the Goblin King 98
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 6
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA discount card 42
CSA fire-starting kit 31
cupcake-in-a-cup 15
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cyber-mattock 3
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cymbal syrup 236
daisy 2
dance card 18
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
daub-breaker 71
dead guy's watch 2
deadly lampshade 2
defective skull 301
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 1
deluxe fax machine 2
demon buckler 1
demon whip 3
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 1
deodorant 25
depantsing bomb 28
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
designer handbag 5
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
diamond necklace 31
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
digital key lime 92
digital key lime pie 13
dill 34
disassembled clover 1,335
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
Disco Banjo 11
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating spiky collar 4
distilled fortified wine 3
divine blowout 279
divine can of silly string 252
divine champagne flute 213
divine champagne popper 181
divine cracker 320
divine noisemaker 193
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 383
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
Dolphin King's crown 43
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 4
dope wheels 2
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 21
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 23
dragon snaps 196
Dramatic™ range 7
dreadlock whip 1
Drowsy Sword 75
drum machine 9
dry noodles 3,416
drywall axe 55
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 77
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 2
dull fish scale 3
dusty Crimbo crate 1
Dyspepsi grenade 7
Dyspepsi-Cola 30
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 31
Eau de Guaneau 2
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eerily silent box 1
effluvious emerald 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 2
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato power sphere 3
Elder Turtle Shell 5
electric crutch 2
elephant stinger 60
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 14
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 29
elven moonshine 5
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 24
empty agua de vida bottle 669
enchanted bean 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
enchanted toothpick 7
encoder ring 286
ennui-flavored potato chips 777
escargotsicle 2
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 5
evil-ass club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 4
explosion-flavored chewing gum 340
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 9
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eye of newt 20
eye of the Tiger-lily 48
eye-pod 2
facehugging alien 19
facsimile dictionary 105
fake blood 5
fake fake vomit 349
fake hand 342
fake plastic grass 22
fancy ball mask 8
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate car 3
fancy dress ball 4
fancy opera glasses 30
fancy seashell necklace 331
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 13
fat wallet 3
FDKOL fire hose 1
felt 2
ferret bait 36
festive sausage 50
fetid feather 17
fiery wing 56
figurine of a charred seal 5
figurine of a cold seal 19
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 2
figurine of a slippery seal 3
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 15
figurine of an armored seal 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 2
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 11
fireman's helmet 1
fish juice box 39
fishy fish lasagna 1
flamin' bindle 3
flaming feather 49
flaming mushroom 1
flamingo mallet 1
flange 1
flaregun 9
flask of Amontillado 2
flavored foot massage oil 1
flirtatious feather 64
floaty gravel 2
floaty pebbles 2
floaty sand 15
floorboard cruft 5
flowing hippy skirt 1
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flyest of shirts 1
foam dart 1
foam noodle 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
Frat Army FGF 9
frat brats 4
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 1
friendly cheez blob 2
frightful feather 16
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 11
Fromage Pinotage 1
frost-rimed seal hide 19
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 5
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 71
frozen mushroom 2
frozen seal spine 2
fruitcake 1
fudge bunny 2
fudge cube 2
fudge lily 5
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 2
fudgecule 12
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
furry green earmuffs 1
furry halo 1
fustulent seal grulch 7
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 6
fuzzy dice 4
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
ganger bandana 1
garish pinky ring 34
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 127
gator skin 14
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 8
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 12
gearbox necklace 5
Genalen™ Bottle 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 7
ghost cucumber 55
giant clay ashtray 10
giant designer sunglasses 27
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 46
giant discarded plastic fork 53
giant discarded torn-up glove 26
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant marshmallow 3
giant pinky ring 114
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant tube of black lipstick 685
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 3
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread horror 2
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
ginormous pumpkin 3
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 2
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 43
glob of green slime 4
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
Go-Wassail 57
goatskin umbrella 17
gob of wet hair 545
goblin autoblowgun 8
goblin hunting spear 14
gold lamé pants 1
golden ring 39
Goodfella contract 51
googly eye 1
goth kid t-shirt 104
GOTO 2
grass blade 1
grass clippings 7
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 7
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 3
green balloon 1
green beer 1
green BRICKO brick 4
green candygram 1
green clay bead 4
Green Clover of Justice 3
green drunki-bear 1
green gummi ingot 1
green smoke bomb 31
green traffic cone 1
gremlin juice 42
gremlin mutagen 2
groovy prism necklace 1
grue egg 80
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 22
grungy bandana 16
grungy flannel shirt 12
guard turtle collar 9
guard turtle shell 4
guitar pick 1
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
hair of the calf 1
half-orchid 2
hamethyst 8
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 30
hamethyst ring 5
hammerus 1
handful of confetti 76
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of numbers 1
handful of sand 345
handful of sawdust 7
handful of walnuts 1
handmade hobby horse 1
happiness 8
harem girl t-shirt 18
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 32
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 16
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 1
Heimandatz's heart 3
hellseal claw 270
hellseal whisker 19
helm of the white knight 1
hemp net 27
henna face paint 7
herbal stuffing 2
herringcello 36
hideous egg 21
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hippo skin buckler 10
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 7
hippy protest button 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
holiday cheese log 50
holistic headache remedy 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
holy bomb, batman 1
honey-dipped locust 7
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 2
hot nuggets 95
hot plate 30
hot powder 138
hot wad 85
hot-ass club 1
huge pumpkin 6
hyperbolic plasma focuser 13
hyperinflated seal lung 6
hypodermic needle 3
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
iGoogly 4
imbued seal-blubber candle 21
imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 3
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 2
imp air 3
imp unity ring 29
incense bath ball 30
incredibly creepy marionette 3
infernal toilet brush 2
inflatable duck 2
insane tophat 2
Instant Karma 1
ion grid 25
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
Iron Beta of Industry 15
irradiated candy cane 6
irradiated pet snacks 1
Jack-in-the-box 28
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jalapeño slices 1
janglin' bones 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 22
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of swamp gas 11
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 75
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 14
jawbruiser 5
jazz soap 321
jerky coins 59
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 2
Jolly Roger charrrm 16
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 13
joybuzzer 345
kamicorpse-ee 1
keg shield 1
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 12
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 41
king cookie 4
Kiss the Knob apron 3
kite 5
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kneecapping stick 3
Knob Göblin lòve potion 39
Knob Goblin elite shirt 59
Knob Goblin lunchbox 5
Knob Goblin perfume 1
knob ka-bobs 3
knobby helmet turtle 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candygram 2
lavender striped oyster egg 2
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 41
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaf of grass 1
Lederhosen of the Night 3
left half of a heart necklace 1
lemonade marble 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 2
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 5
library card 3
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 1
limburger biker boots 3
lime supersucker 1
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum staff 1
little paper umbrella 863
little round pebble 1
live wire 3
Lobster qua Grill 1
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop stick 1,171
longhaired hippy wig 6
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 75
lost key 15
lotion of hotness 6
lotion of sleaziness 5
lotion of stench 8
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
love song of disturbing obsession 117
love song of icy revenge 152
love song of naughty innuendo 107
love song of smoldering passion 240
love song of sugary cuteness 113
love song of vague ambiguity 401
lucky rabbit's foot 71
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of diamond 39
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
LWA ring 1
M-242 1
macaroni duck 2
Mace of the Tortoise 6
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 322
magical ice cubes 754
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnifying glass 1
makeshift cape 2
makeshift skirt 4
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
many-eyed glasses 6
maple leaf 1
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 3
marionette 2
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
Meat detector 2
meat engine 3
meat from yesterday 1
meat paste 1
meat st‰¿bing club 68
meatcar model 1
meatspout staff 3
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 59
megatofu 102
melted Jell-o shot 5
memory of a C 54
memory of a G 52
memory of a T 54
memory of an A 44
memory of an AT base pair 1
menorette 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 26
mime soul fragment 13
miniature espresso maker 2
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
mirrored aviator shades 3
misfit teddy bear 1
missing wine 1
Mob Penguin protection contract 1
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 3
molotov cocktail cocktail 48
molten brick 232
molten medallion 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
monster bait 1
monster pants 20
monstrous monocle 2
mood ring 215
moonglasses 1
Morto Moreto 1
motivational poster 35
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Ms. Accessory 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mummy costume 10
mummy mask 3
mummy wrapping 248
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 21
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 2
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 11
mysterious silver lapel pin 7
nanite-infested candy cane 3
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 2
Nardz energy beverage 24
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natty blue ascot 2
Necrotelicomnicon 4
neurostim pill 31
Newman's Own Trousers 3
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 14
night-vision goggles 4
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja rope 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 2
note from Clancy 2
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 20
Nuclear Blastball 42
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 74
occult jelly donut 1
odor extractor 1
off-white striped oyster egg 11
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
Oil of Parrrlay 5
oil slacks 1
Okee-Dokee soda 25
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
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