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Display Case for slotwin (#2033397)

This player is ranked #156 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,998 items.

This player is a member of the clan Mojave Desert Clan.

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slotwin (#2033397)

This player has 3,998 unique items and 114,038 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
	1-ball	10
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
	2-ball	10
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	10
	30669 scroll	101
	33398 scroll	101
	334 scroll	101
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	10
	4-d camera	5
	4-dimensional guitar	10
	4:20 bomb	9
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	10
	6-ball	10
	64067 scroll	29
	668 scroll	19
	7-ball	10
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	107
	9-ball	1
	a butt tuba	6
	a little sump'm sump'm	62
	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
	abandoned candy	17
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	29
	abyssal battle plans	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	50
	acid-squirting flower	10
	acoustic guitarrr	10
	actual reality goggles	10
	adder	5
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	3
	affordable teak perch	1
	agua de vida	2
	airblaster gun	10
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	51
	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
	Alice's Army Bowman	2
	Alice's Army Cleric	2
	Alice's Army Coward	2
	Alice's Army Dervish	2
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	2
	Alice's Army Halberder	2
	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
	Alice's Army Horseman	2
	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
	Alice's Army Martyr	2
	Alice's Army Ninja	2
	Alice's Army Nurse	2
	Alice's Army Page	2
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
	Alice's Army Sniper	2
	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Wallman	2
	all-purpose cleaner	45
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	27
	amber aviator shades	8
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	21
	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
	Amulet of Yendor	3
	ancient calendar fragment	2
	ancient cursed foot locker	2
	ancient frozen dinner	51
	ancient ice cream scoop	10
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	128
	Ancient Saucehelm	2
	ancient spice	1
	ancient turtle shell	10
	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
	ancient vinyl coin purse	69
	anemone nematocyst	14
	anemone sauce	1
	Angelhair Culottes	2
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
	angst burger	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	annoying pitchfork	10
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	3
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	3
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	3
	anticheese	3
	antique bottle of cough syrup	11
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	10
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	10
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	24
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	10
	antique spear	10
	Argarggagarg's fang	4
	armgun	10
	around the world	7
	arrowgram	162
	arrrgyle socks	5
	artisanal limoncello	13
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	2
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	2
	asbestos ore	35
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	2
	asbestos sword	1
	ASCII shirt	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
	asparagus knife	10
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	3
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Pop	87
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	1,280
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	8
	backwoods screwdriver	11
	bacon bath ball	3
	baconstone	2
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	23
	badge of authority	7
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of bones	3
	bag of Cheat-Os	11
	bag of GORF	347
	bag of GORP	379
	bag of lard	7
	bag of pygmy blood	9
	bag of QWOP	80
	bag of W&Ws	231
	baggie of powdered sugar	17
	balaclava	9
	balaclava baklava	15
	ball	20
	ballast turtle	21
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	2
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	2
	ballroom blintz	27
	balsa plank	28
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	11
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	5
	banana smoothie	4
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	46
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
	banjo strings	1
	bar skin	138
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	7
	bargain flash powder	20
	Barney's rake	3
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
	barrrnacle	14
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	7
	baseball	18
	Bash-Ōs cereal	27
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	5
	bat guano	23
	bat haggis	119
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	98
	bat wing kabob	3
	bat wing stir-fry	3
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
	batblade	10
	batgut	69
	bath ball gift set	13
	battered Crimbo Crate	11
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	35
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	beach glass bead	5
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	8
	beastly paste	23
	beautiful soup	2
	beaver spear	5
	bed of coals	2
	beefy fish meat	17
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	88
	beer bong	10
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	10
	beer lens	24
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	3
	beer-soaked mop	4
	beertini	18
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	8
	begpwnia	8
	Beignet Milgranet	2
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	25
	bejeweled pledge pin	10
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	26
	bellhop bell	6
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
	bent scrap metal	1
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	2
	BGE pocket calendar	2
	BGE shotglass	18
	BGE temporary tattoo	3
	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
	big bad voodoo mask	8
	big bass drum	10
	big boom	16
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	5
	big glob of skin	2
	big red clown nose	10
	big rock	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	869
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	2
	bird rib	72
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	16
	bit of clingfilm	15
	bit-o-cactus	43
	bite-me-red lipstick	3
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	13
	black belt	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	9
	black candygram	2
	black cherry soda	2
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	7
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	34
	black forest ham	37
	black greaves	2
	black helmet	10
	black kettle drum	10
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	5
	black pension check	33
	black pepper	2
	black picnic basket	12
	black pixel	164
	black plastic oyster egg	3
	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
	black pudding	33
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	9
	black snake skin	159
	black spot	4
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	10
	black tear	133
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	3
	blackberry galoshes	8
	blackberry moccasins	2
	blackberry polite	3
	blackberry slippers	4
	Blackfly Chardonnay	75
	blammer	4
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank note	1
	blank prescription sheet	3
	Blatantly Canadian	20
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
	blind-packed capsule toy	161
	Bling of the New Wave	3
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	4
	blob of wood glue	28
	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	2
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	2
	bloody clown pants	10
	bloody mary	2
	blue class ring	9
	blue paisley oyster egg	6
	blue pixel	298
	blue pixel potion	5
	blue plasma ball	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	21
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
	blue potion	8
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	14
	blue striped oyster egg	4
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	8
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	15
	blunt icepick	3
	bobcat grenade	5
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	3
	boilermaker	2
	boiling seal blood	20
	bone abacus	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	171
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	10
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	2
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	Bonestabber	1
	book of matches	17
	booty chest charrrm	68
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	3
	booze-soaked cherry	3
	boozebomb	8
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	12
	Boris's key lime pie	12
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	5
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	3
	Boss Drops	21
	bottle of alcohol	3
	bottle of antifreeze	2
	bottle of black cat tonic	11
	bottle of Blank-Out	7
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	40
	bottle of cooking sherry	33
	bottle of Definit	27
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	85
	bottle of fire	21
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	18
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	103
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	89
	bottle of melodramamine	3
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
	bottle of Ooze-O	12
	bottle of Pete's Sake	10
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
	bottle of pirate juice	8
	bottle of popskull	28
	bottle of realpagne	8
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	38
	bottle of sewage schnapps	110
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	10
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	5
	bottle of vodka	42
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	25
	bottle opener belt buckle	10
	bottlecap turtle	9
	bottled inspiration	3
	bottled swamp gas	9
	boulder	43
	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	341
	bowl of fishysoisse	2
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	2
	Bowl of Scorpions	2
	bowling ball	11
	box	10
	box of Dweebs	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	10
	box of hammers	6
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	38
	box of sunshine	3
	box turtle	11
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	101
	boxed champagne	60
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	7
	boxing glove on a spring	2
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	2
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6
	brains casserole	13
	brainy skull	1
	brand new key	4
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	2
	brass gear	392
	brass stinger	1
	breath mint	1
	brick	18
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	363
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	2
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	briefcase	72
	brigand brittle	56
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
	brine	66
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken clock	6
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	6
	broken skull	40
	broken sword	10
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	34
	brown felt tophat	10
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	32
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	26
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	16
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	203
	bubbly potion	23
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	67
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	5
	buckyball	22
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	21
	bugbear beanie	10
	bugbear bungguard	10
	bugbear purification pill	2
	bull blubber	2
	bullet-proof corduroys	10
	bum cheek	10
	bunch of square grapes	91
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	23
	buoybottoms	5
	burnt flower	12
	burst hellseal brain	40
	bus pass	23
	C.H.U.M. chum	11
	C.H.U.M. knife	7
	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	25
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	3
	calle de miel	23
	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
	Camp Scout pup tent	150
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	14
	can of black paint	2
	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of maces	6
	can of Red Minotaur	83
	can of spinach	4
	can of sterno	15
	can of Swiller	20
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	5
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
	can-you-dig-it?	2
	candied kobold	24
	candied yams	25
	candy brain	3
	candy cane	9
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy kneecapping stick	3
	candy knuckles	5
	candy skeleton	19
	candy stake	5
	cane-mail pants	2
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	59
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
	canopic jar	76
	canteen of wine	1
	carbonated soy milk	101
	carbonated water lily	88
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	4
	cardboard ore	10
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	10
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	5
	carob chunk noodles	13
	carob chunks	13
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	2
	carrot juice	1
	carrot nose	293
	carton of rotten eggs	137
	cartoon heart	24
	casino pass	4
	cast	46
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	28
	catgut	115
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	centipede eggs	29
	chain-mail monokini	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chaos butterfly	1,838
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	2
	charrrm bracelet	6
	cheap Chinese beer	7
	cheap cigar butt	11
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	2
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	7
	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
	cheap studded belt	4
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheezburger	11
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	10
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	42
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
	cherry pie	3
	chewing gum on a string	1
	children of the candy corn	3
	chintzy accordion pin	5
	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	2
	chintzy seal pendant	7
	chintzy turtle brooch	5
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	36
	chisel	2
	chloroform rag	7
	chlorophyll paste	11
	chocolate bath ball	2
	chocolate disco ball	11
	chocolate filthy lucre	97
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	5
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	12
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	7
	chocolate turtle totem	15
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
	chopsticks	1
	chorizo brownies	5
	chorizo taco	61
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	34
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	3
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	2
	chunk of rock salt	24
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	citrus-infused sake	1
	classy monkey	50
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
	clay peace-sign bead	5
	Claybender glasses	10
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	4
	Cloaca-Cola	6
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	2
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	9
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	2
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	9
	clown hammer	3
	clown shoes	10
	clown skin	172
	clown wig	1
	club necklace	8
	club of corruption	1
	clumsiness bark	9
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	10
	cob of corn	4
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
	cocktail napkin	51
	cocktail onion	16
	cocoa egg	46
	cocoa eggshell fragment	377
	coconut shell	10
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
	coffin lid	10
	cog	174
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	2
	cold and sour sauce	13
	cold hi mein	8
	Cold Hots candy	7
	cold ninja mask	8
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	33
	cold wad	44
	cold water bottle	4
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	2
	collection of tiny spooky objects	24
	cologne of contempt	3
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	13
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful toad	6
	comb jelly	2
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	2
	comfy pillow	8
	commemorative war stein	1
	communications windchimes	206
	compressed air canister	2
	compression stocking	2
	concentrated garbage juice	9
	concentrated magicalness pill	4
	confusing LED clock	135
	Cookbook of the Damned	3
	cool cat claw	12
	cool cat elixir	6
	cool jelly donut	8
	cool mushroom	25
	cool mushroom casserole	4
	cool mushroom wine	2
	cool whip	10
	copper ha'penny charrrm	68
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
	cordial of concentration	3
	corn holder	6
	corncob pipe	2
	corned-beef Reuben	6
	cornuthaum	10
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	29
	corpse on the beach	16
	corpsedriver	19
	corpsetini	21
	correction fluid	6
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	203
	Cosmic Calorie	2,402
	cosmic paste	14
	costume sword	10
	cottage	1
	cotton candy cone	2
	cotton candy pinch	7
	cranberries	137
	cranberry cordial	3
	cranberry schnapps	3
	crappy brain	369
	crayon shavings	241
	crazy little Turkish delight	14
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	4
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	22
	creamsicle	25
	creepy ginger ale	9
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
	CRIMBCO mug	23
	CRIMBCO scrip	90
	CRIMBCO wine	26
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
	Crimbo candied pecan	78
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
	Crimbo fudge	76
	Crimbo paste	24
	Crimbo peppermint bark	77
	Crimbo pie	6
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbuck	5,381
	croquet hedgehog	8
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	10
	crowbarrr	7
	Crown of the Goblin King	10
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	12
	crude voodoo doll	2
	cruelty-free wine	13
	crumbling rat skull	3
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	101
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	215
	CSA fire-starting kit	337
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	6
	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of primitive beer	10
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	6
	cursed black pearl onion	31
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	24
	cursed bottle of rum	30
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	23
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	28
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	6
	Cursed Punch	2
	cursed sea biscuit	28
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	cyclops eyedrops	9
	cymbal syrup	2
	d10	11
	d12	658
	d20	11
	d4	2
	d6	14
	d8	9
	Daffy Taffy	1
	daisy	4
	dance card	42
	dangerous jerkcicle	9
	dark potion	1
	daub-breaker	29
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	dead guy's watch	10
	dead meat bun	4
	deadly lampshade	5
	death blossom	6
	decanter of fine Scotch	2
	decaying goldfish liver	110
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	542
	decomposed boot	15
	decorative fountain	4
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	33
	delectable catalyst	1
	delicious comfit?	3
	delicious noodles	10
	delicious spicy noodles	3
	delicious stinkbug	1
	delicious swamp muck	63
	deluxe fax machine	2
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	69
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	15
	demonskin trousers	2
	denim axe	2
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	159
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	10
	deodorant	21
	depantsing bomb	4
	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
	desiccated apricot	59
	designer handbag	4
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	2
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	25
	diamond necklace	14
	diamond-studded cane	10
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
	didgeridooka	10
	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
	digital key lime	17
	digital key lime pie	4
	dilapidated wizard hat	4
	dill	122
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	41
	dirty hobo gloves	10
	disassembled clover	72
	disbelief suspenders	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
	disco ball	10
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	34
	disco horoscope (Aries)	25
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	28
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	28
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	29
	disco horoscope (Leo)	25
	disco horoscope (Libra)	21
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	20
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	24
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	30
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	32
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	27
	disco mask	10
	discocktail	172
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
	disease	213
	disembodied brain	57
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	4
	disintegrating quill pen	49
	disintegrating sheet music	2
	disintegrating spiky collar	4
	displaced fish	31
	distention pill	3
	distilled fortified wine	11
	distressed denim pants	10
	disturbing fanfic	10
	Divine	5
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	20
	divine champagne flute	13
	divine cracker	2
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	3
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
	doll house	4
	dollar-sign bag	36
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	10
	dolphin whistle	10
	donkey flipbook	9
	dope gangsta bling-bling	10
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	24
	double-barreled sling	6
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	2
	double-ice gum	4
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
	drab sonata	27
	draggin' ball hat	10
	dragon snaps	72
	dragonfish caviar	9
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	8
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
	dress pants	2
	dried face	39
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	31
	drop of water-37	21
	Drowsy Sword	23
	drum machine	40
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	895
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	10
	ducha de oro	8
	duct tape	47
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	33
	dull fish scale	27
	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
	dungeoneering kit	13
	Duskwalker fangs	10
	Duskwalker syringe	27
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	68
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	90
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	7
	dwarvish magazine	5
	Dyspepsi grenade	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola	140
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
	easter egg balloon	16
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	ectoplasmic paste	31
	eel battery	19
	eel sauce	22
	eel skin	4
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	2
	eggbeater	2
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	29
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	9
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	19
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	32
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	22
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	21
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	10
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	24
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	15
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	23
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	31
	Elder Turtle Shell	4
	elderly jawbreaker	15
	eldritch dough	19
	electric crutch	1
	electrical thingamabob	84
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elemental paste	5
	elephant stinger	3
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
	Elfin shortbread	4
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven cellocello	16
	elven hardtack	40
	elven magi-pack	18
	elven medi-pack	136
	elven moonshine	1
	elven squeeze	47
	elven suicide capsule	6
	Elvish delight	5
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
	empty meat tank	17
	enchanted barbell	9
	enchanted bean	59
	enchanted bean burrito	2
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	enchanted handwarmer	6
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
	enchanted muesli	17
	enchanted toothpick	10
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	10
	enormous belt buckle	25
	enormous hoop earring	8
	Ent cider	3
	equal sign	4
	escargotsicle	3
	especially salty dog	1
	eternal car battery	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	17
	evil golden arch	19
	evil golden arches	11
	evil teddy bear	2
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	exotic jungle fruit	13
	expensive cigar	5
	exploding hacky-sack	13
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
	extra-fancy ring setting	2
	extra-greasy slider	3
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	7
	extra-strength red potion	20
	extra-strength strongness elixir	15
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	10
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	10
	eye of newt	13
	eye of the Tiger-lily	6
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	3
	eyedrops of the ermine	14
	eyedrops of the ocelot	2
	eyepatch	10
	f3d0r4	10
	facehugging alien	1
	facsimile dictionary	1
	fairy gravy boat	9
	fake blood	12
	fake fake vomit	1
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	2
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy blue potion	5
	fancy chocolate	2
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	26
	fancy opera glasses	16
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	29
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fat bottom quark	33
	fat loot token	59
	fat stacks of cash	91
	fat wallet	21
	FDKOL commendation	5,940
	FDKOL hotcakes	20
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	10
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
	fermenting powder	10
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	4
	festive holiday hat	2
	festive sausage	10
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	2
	fettucini Inconnu	6
	fez of etymology	1
	fiery wing	64
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	5
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	8
	figurine of a sleek seal	3
	figurine of a stinking seal	2
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	4
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	22
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	2
	filthy corduroys	10
	filthy knitted dread sack	10
	filthy lucre	371
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	10
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	78
	fine wine	5
	finger cymbals	10
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	8
	fire poi	10
	fireball	1
	fireclutch	16
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	3
	fish stick	2
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy paste	4
	fishy wand	2
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	8
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	1
	flaming mushroom	11
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	10
	flamingo mallet	2
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	2
	flaregun	274
	flask of Amontillado	2
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	3
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	3
	flavorless gruel	9
	flayed mind	11
	flimsy clipboard	10
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty sand	126
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	10
	flowing hippy skirt	5
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	2
	flute of flat champagne	51
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	58
	foam dart	103
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	70
	Fog Murderer	2
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	14
	foolscap fool's cap	10
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	8
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest spirit rattle	2
	forest tears	15
	fortune cookie	6
	fossilized baboon skull	4
	fossilized bat skull	5
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	38
	fossilized serpent skull	7
	fossilized spider skull	2
	fossilized spike	8
	fossilized spine	3
	fossilized torso	35
	fossilized wing	26
	fossilized wyrm skull	4
	Frat Army FGF	40
	frat brats	4
	frayed rope belt	4
	Freddy Kruegerand	12
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	2
	freshwater pearl necklace	10
	fricasseed brains	5
	friendly cheez blob	2
	frightful feather	1
	frigid fudgepuck	34
	frigid hankyū	3
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	10
	frog lip-print	1
	Frogade	3
	Fromage Pinotage	3
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	3
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	2
	frosty halo	10
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	frozen danish	9
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	13
	frozen nunchaku	3
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	42
	fruitfilm	11
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
	Fu Manchu Wax	5
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	fudge lily	55
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	6,160
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	funky dried mushroom	1
	funky junk key	3
	furniture dolly	10
	furry fur	1,162
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	11
	furry halo	10
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	7
	fuzzbump	27
	fuzzy busby	9
	fuzzy dice	2
	fuzzy earmuffs	10
	fuzzy montera	3
	ga-ga radio	2
	Gaia beads	10
	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
	Game Grid ticket	1,422
	Game Grid token	12
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	86
	ganger bandana	3
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	4
	garish pinky ring	18
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
	gas balloon	68
	gator skin	85
	gatorskin umbrella	10
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	10
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	4
	Gearhead Goo	6
	Genalen™ Bottle	5
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	17
	generic mana potion	5
	ghost cucumber	153
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	106
	ghuol egg	82
	ghuol egg quiche	2
	ghuol guolash	60
	ghuol-ear kabob	4
	giant artisanal rice peeler	7
	giant breath mint	7
	giant cactus quill	7
	giant candy cane	10
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	7
	giant designer sunglasses	14
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	10
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	10
	giant giant moth dust	3
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	7
	giant jar of protein powder	13
	giant marshmallow	7
	giant motorcycle boots	3
	giant moxie weed	37
	giant needle	10
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	6
	giant pinky ring	10
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	10
	giant tube of black lipstick	387
	giant turkey leg	8
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gibson	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	2
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	22
	gimlet	5
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	7
	gingerbread bugbear	35
	gingerbread robot	1
	glacial clock	3
	glass of gnat milk	4
	glass of goat's milk	74
	glass of warm milk	5
	glass of warm water	4
	glimmering roc feather	2
	glistening fish meat	20
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	13
	glob of Blank-Out	2
	glob of green slime	104
	glob of spoiled mayo	6
	globe of Deep Sauce	5
	gloomy black mushroom	2
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	10
	glowing red eye	10
	glowing syringe	2
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	4
	gnatwing	26
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	20
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnoll lips	86
	gnoll teeth	72
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	3
	Gnollish Crossdress	4
	Gnollish flyswatter	7
	Gnollish pie server	6
	Gnollish pie tin	37
	Gnollish plunger	8
	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
	Gnollish toolbox	85
	Gnomish toolbox	3
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	56
	goat	1
	goat beard	10
	goat cheese	126
	goat cheese pizza	3
	goat cheese taco	4
	goatskin umbrella	10
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin paste	21
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	gold crown	10
	gold lamé pants	4
	gold star	17
	gold toothbrush	13
	gold wedding ring	18
	golden ring	5
	good brain	250
	gooey paste	32
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	10
	Gordon Bennett	5
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	7
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	73
	grapefruit	10
	grapes	55
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	3
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	grave robbing shovel	4
	graveyard snowglobe	21
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
	gray bow tie	2
	grease gun	1
	greasy paste	26
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
	green balloon	3
	green beer	15
	green BRICKO brick	1
	green candy heart	14
	green clay bead	134
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	255
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	246
	green pixel potion	18
	green smoke bomb	16
	green snowcone	2
	green-frosted astral cupcake	19
	gremlin juice	22
	gremlin mutagen	16
	grinning turtle	15
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grog	1
	groose grease	1
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	118
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	4
	groupie lipstick	15
	groupie spangles	14
	grue egg	22
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	20
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	2
	grungy bandana	6
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guano coffee cup	2
	guard turtle collar	10
	guard turtle shell	10
	guitar pick	15
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	2
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	19
	Gummy Brains	6
	gun cleaning kit	4
	gunpowder burrito	3
	guy made of bee pollen	19
	gyroscope	27
	haggis socks	10
	haggis-infused soap	1
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	69
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	1
	half-baked potion	62
	half-empty carton of milk	6
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	10
	halfberd	10
	halibut	2
	hamburger	42
	hamethyst	2
	hamethyst earring	2
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hammerus	3
	hand grenegg	2
	handful of bees	2
	handful of confetti	24
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
	handful of drink tickets	4
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	60
	handful of nuts and berries	70
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of walnuts	4
	handsomeness potion	1
	happiness	10
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	14
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	4
	heart necklace	11
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	22
	heart-shaped balloon	2
	heavy D	1,483
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	2
	hedgeturtle	32
	Heimandatz's heart	3
	Hell broth	10
	Hell ramen	28
	hellion cube	67
	hellseal claw	126
	hellseal whisker	83
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	10
	hemp net	4
	hemp string	10
	henna face paint	4
	herb brownies	31
	herbal stuffing	23
	herbs	124
	hermit permit	21
	herringcello	6
	hideous egg	9
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	24
	hill of beans	319
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	4
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	3
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	Hippy Army MPE	86
	hippy bongo	10
	hippy herbal tea	38
	hippy medical kit	10
	hippy paste	34
	hippy protest button	10
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo nickel	670
	hobo paste	23
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	holiday cheese log	9
	holiday log	1
	holistic headache remedy	47
	Hollandaise helmet	10
	holy bomb, batman	6
	home robotics kit	59
	honey-dew	4
	honey-dipped locust	44
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	47
	hors d'oeuvre tray	8
	hot and sour sauce	21
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	60
	hot daub	2
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	2
	hot hi mein	10
	hot katana blade	60
	hot nuggets	1
	hot plate	10
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	128
	hot wing	176
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge bowl of candy	3
	huge gold coin	52
	huge mosquito proboscis	3
	huge spoon	9
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	5
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice-cold fotie	108
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	234
	ice-cold six-pack	304
	ice-cold Willer	1
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	46
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	53
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
	imbued seal-blubber candle	6
	imitation crab crate	47
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	9
	immense cyborg hand	1
	imp air	15
	Imp Ale	304
	imp unity ring	10
	incense bath ball	3
	incredible pizza	5
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	14
	infernal fife	10
	infernal insoles	8
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	17
	ink bladder	14
	inkwell	27
	inky squid sauce	12
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	15
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	8
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	9
	Instant Karma	2
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	22
	intriguing puzzle box	5
	invisibility potion	7
	irate sombrero	10
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron pasta spoon	2
	irradiated pet snacks	4
	irresistibility potion	8
	irritability potion	7
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	2
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	33
	jagged scrap metal	6
	jagged tooth	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jamfish jam	3
	janglin' bones	17
	jar full of wind	41
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
	jar of squeeze	3
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	10
	jawbruiser	4
	jazz soap	6
	jellyfish gel	22
	jerky coins	40
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jigsaw blade	6
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	3
	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
	joybuzzer	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	3
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	9
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
	jumbo olive	9
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	10
	jungle floor wax	18
	juniper berries	1
	junk food	3
	junk yard	3
	keel-haulin' knife	4
	keg shield	10
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	49
	kick-ass kicks	10
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	1
	king cookie	2
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	2
	kite	1
	kiwi	79
	kneecapping stick	10
	knight cookie	3
	knob bugle	5
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	7
	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	234
	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	24
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
	Knob Goblin pants	10
	Knob Goblin perfume	20
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
	Knob Goblin seltzer	132
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	3
	Knob Goblin spatula	9
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	92
	Knob Goblin tongs	10
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	3
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	7
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	4
	Knob mushroom	76
	knob mushroom wine	2
	Knob nuts	7
	Knob pasty	14
	Knob sausage	3
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	12
	knobby helmet turtle	11
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	4
	Knoll mushroom	128
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	3
	Knoll stir-fry	15
	kobold kibble	17
	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
	kumquartz	42
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	48
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	107
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	lavender candy heart	6
	lavender candygram	3
	lavender paisley oyster egg	11
	lavender plastic oyster egg	9
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	9
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	lead necklace	6
	lead yo-yo	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	17
	leaflet	4
	leather bookmark	5
	leather chaps	10
	leather mask	10
	leathery bat skin	133
	leathery cat skin	152
	leathery rat skin	35
	Lederhosen of the Night	8
	leechknife	2
	left bear arm	1
	left bracket	2
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	21
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	lemon	176
	lemon meringue pie	4
	lemon popsicle	1
	length of string	1
	leotarrrd	8
	lesser grodulated violet	3
	Let Me Be!	1
	lewd playing card	15
	Li'l Businessman Kit	7
	libation of liveliness	12
	library card	4
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	4
	licorice root	15
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	125
	lihc eye pie	7
	lihc face	10
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	34
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	line	661
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	2
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	52
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	2
	lion oil	58
	little paper umbrella	10
	little round pebble	10
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live lobster	2
	live nautical mine	2
	liver and let pie	3
	liver popsicle	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	3
	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
	logging hatchet	4
	lollipop stick	158
	long pork	39
	long pork casserole	5
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	2
	long skinny balloon	112
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	269
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	23
	los chinos	2
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	6
	lotion of hotness	7
	lotion of sleaziness	13
	lotion of spookiness	10
	lotion of stench	15
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
	love song of disturbing obsession	5
	love song of icy revenge	6
	love song of naughty innuendo	11
	love song of smoldering passion	17
	love song of sugary cuteness	10
	love song of vague ambiguity	20
	lowercase a	5
	lowercase N	168
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	2
	lucky rabbit's foot	10
	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
	lumbering jack	8
	Lumineux Limnio	5
	lump of Brituminous coal	1
	lump of coal	3
	lump of diamond	10
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	3
	lunar isotope	3,985
	lupine sword	3
	M-242	2
	macaroni duck	1
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	Mad Train wine	213
	Mae West	5
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
	mafia aria	2
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	10
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	11
	magical ice cubes	10
	magical mystery juice	25
	magicalness-in-a-can	151
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	10
	magnetic sculpture kit	33
	magnifying glass	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	10
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mana curds	9
	mandarina colada	5
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
	Manetwich	9
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	16
	margarita	41
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	10
	mariachi pants	2
	mariachi toothpaste	5
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
	marshmallow	110
	martini	7
	marzipan skull	1
	massive gemstone	18
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
	mauve striped oyster egg	23
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	53
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	44
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	3
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	2
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	134
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	395
	meat vortex	237
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
	megatofu	87
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	25
	menudo	9
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	2
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	4
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin facecowl	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	21
	Mer-kin foodbucket	68
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	10
	Mer-kin killscroll	18
	Mer-kin knucklebone	7
	Mer-kin lipstick	5
	Mer-kin lunchbox	27
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	7
	Mer-kin paste	6
	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	13
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
	Mer-kin rocksalt	5
	Mer-kin roundshield	5
	Mer-kin saltsquid	5
	Mer-kin sawdust	2
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	5
	Mer-kin takebag	10
	Mer-kin thighguard	2
	Mer-kin thingpouch	69
	Mer-kin waistrope	1
	Mer-kin weaksauce	11
	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
	Mer-kin worktea	2
	mermaid's purse	3
	mesh cap	10
	metallic A	526
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	midget clownfish	1
	milk of magnesium	13
	Milk Studs	25
	milky potion	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	79
	miner's helmet	3
	miner's pants	1
	miniature boiler	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	missing wine	7
	Misty Cape	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	mixed wildflower greens	3
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	10
	moist sailor's cap	3
	mojo filter	23
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	104
	molten scrap metal	6
	Mon Tiki	5
	monkey wrench	7
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	Monstar energy beverage	23
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	7
	mood ring	1
	Moon Pie	2
	moonberry wine cooler	68
	moonglasses	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	6
	Morto Moreto	40
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	15
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	240
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	469
	Mr. Haggis	10
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	MSG	311
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	3
	mugcake	3
	mullet wig	10
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	370
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	7
	mushroom fermenting solution	85
	mushroom pizza	8
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	4
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	mysterious present	6
	mysterious silver lapel pin	23
	nail file	4
	nailswurst	2
	nanite-infested candy cane	26
	nanite-infested eggnog	15
	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
	nanofiber cloth	4
	nanorhino credit card	1
	Nardz energy beverage	13
	nasty rat mask	1
	natto marble soda	6
	natto pocky	6
	natto-infused sake	5
	natural fennel soda	64
	ND	1
	necklace chain	4
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	necrotizing body spray	11
	Neuromancer	5
	neurostim pill	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	19
	Newman's Own Trousers	2
	NG	3
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
	ninja carabiner	9
	ninja crampons	6
	ninja hot pants	10
	ninja mop	4
	ninja rope	6
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	10
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	11
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	4
	NPZR chemistry set	28
	Nuclear Blastball	1
	nurse's hat	2
	nutty organic salad	2
	O'RLY manual	14
	obsidian dagger	21
	ocarina of space	10
	occult jelly donut	9
	ocean motion	17
	octopus's spade	9
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	9
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	6
	off-white striped oyster egg	11
	office-supply crossbow	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	19
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	6
	oil of stability	6
	oil pan	1
	oil slacks	1
	oily boid	11
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	11
	ointment of the occult	7
	Okee-Dokee soda	12
	old coin purse	70
	old leather wallet	79
	old school calculator watch	10
	old sweatpants	28
	old-fashioned	2
	olive	17
	olive lo mein	4
	olive stir-fry	13
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	1
	open sauce	3
	opera mask	10
	Operation Patriot Shield	1
	orange	75
	orange candy heart	47
	orange candygram	3
	orange leather lanyard	7
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	44
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	10
	orc paste	20
	orc wrist	10
	Orcish baseball cap	10
	Orcish cargo shorts	10
	Orcish frat-paddle	10
	orcish hand lotion	24
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	9
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	1,447
	ornate ancient cursed chest	2
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	out-of-tune biwa	5
	oven mitts	4
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	16
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	10
	oversized pizza cutter	10
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	3
	oyster egg balloon	1
	P.B.L.T.	4
	pacification grenade	8
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
	pack of chewing gum	11
	pack of KWE trading card	13
	pack of pogs	26
	packet of beer nuts	9
	padded tortoise	11
	PADL Phone	63
	pail	10
	painful penne pasta	3
	paint bomb	3
	painted shield	3
	painted turtle	40
	pair of bolt cutters	4
	pair of pearidot earrings	2
	palm frond	80
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
	panhandle panhandling hat	3
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	10
	panty raider camouflage	6
	papaya	97
	papaya sling	4
	papaya slung	28
	papaya taco	2
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	342
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	6
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	2
	passable elf mask	2
	pasta spoon	10
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	10
	patchouli incense stick	15
	patchouli oil bomb	17
	patent antipsychotics	5
	pawn cookie	23
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	3
	peach lozenge	3
	peach pie	4
	peanut brittle shield	27
	peanut sauce	11
	pear	3
	pear lozenge	3
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	12
	pearidot	50
	pec oil	8
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil stub	7
	penguin focaccia bread	4
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	12
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	7
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	3
	peppermint sprout	44
	peppermint twist	7
	percent sign	16
	perforated battle paddle	10
	perfume of prejudice	5
	perpendicular guano	2
	perpendicular hula	7
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
	personal massager	17
	personalized birthday cake	2
	personalized coffee mug	15
	pestoblade	1
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	3
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
	petrified noodles	1
	pewter claymore	1
	phat turquoise bead	13
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	32
	philter of phorce	18
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	234
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	336
	physiostim pill	2
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	Piddles	1
	pie crust	1
	piece of after eight	17
	piece of wedding cake	86
	piercing post	4
	pile of candy	41
	pile of dusty animal bones	52
	pile of gold coins	4
	pile of jumping beans	30
	pile of useless robot parts	17
	pill cup	9
	pimpin' meat hat	1
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	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
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	pink candygram	3
	pink clay bead	227
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink pony	27
	pink-belly slapper	5
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
	pipe wrench	4
	pirate brochure	4
	pirate cream pie	68
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate paste	16
	pirate pelvis	16
	pirate skull	1
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	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	18
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	plot hole	1,970
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	plum wine	10
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	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	pocket theremin	7
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	7
	pog #03 (warwelf)	2
	pog #04 (skleleton)	4
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	5
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	4
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	5
	pog #08 (hellion)	5
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	3
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	3
	pointed stick	10
	pointy mushroom	20
	pointy mushroom wine	2
	pointy red hat	1
	poison pen	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	20
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	Polka Pop	3
	polka-dot bow tie	3
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
	Polysniff Perfume	1
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	pool torpedo	98
	popcorn	32
	popsicle stick	73
	pork elf goodies sack	23
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	portable corkscrew	1
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	possessed tomato	9
	possessed top	21
	possibility potion	2
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	4
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	7
	potion of potency	8
	potion of punctual companionship	5
	potion of temporary gr8ness	4
	potion of the captain's hammer	5
	potion of the field gar	13
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	4
	potted cactus	4
	potted fern	2
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	14
	poutine	53
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	5
	powdered donut	66
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	powdered sealbone	5
	powdered wig	4
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	pr0n legs	177
	pr0n m4nic0tti	5
	pr0n stir-fry	18
	pr0n taco	3
	precious piercing post	2
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	press-on ribs	2
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
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	pretty flower	26
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
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	pristine fish scale	12
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
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	procrastination potion	1,180
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	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
	puce paisley oyster egg	2
	puce plastic oyster egg	3
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	18
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	puff of smoke	5
	pufferfish spine	6
	pulled blue taffy	10
	pulled green taffy	10
	pulled indigo taffy	10
	pulled orange taffy	10
	pulled red taffy	10
	pulled violet taffy	10
	pulled yellow taffy	10
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	15
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	3
	pumpkin pie	2
	purple clay bead	39
	purple pixel pie	2
	purple prose pen	4
	purple snowcone	11
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	27
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	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy dart	2
	pygmy nose-bone	8
	pygmy papers	7
	pygmy phone number	3
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	pygmy spear	9
	quantum taco	52
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	raisin	5
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	raspberry	20
	raspberry beret	2
	rat appendix	261
	rat appendix kabob	2
	rat appendix stir-fry	19
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	ratarang	1
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	Rattlin' Chains	6
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	really dense meat stack	8
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
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	really sticky spider web	1
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	record of menacing silence	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	6
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	5
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	red pixel	164
	red pixel potion	40
	red plastic oyster egg	14
	red polka-dot oyster egg	8
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	Red Rover BB gun	5
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	red striped oyster egg	1
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	redrum	8
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	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
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	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be happier	3
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	5
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	12
	resolution: be smarter	2
	resolution: be stronger	2
	resolution: be wealthier	9
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
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	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
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	rice bowl	1
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	ring of half-assed regeneration	10
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	ring setting	4
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	robotronic egg	64
	rock	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
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	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
	rocky raccoon	180
	roll in the hay	9
	roll of drink tickets	4
	roll of toilet paper	389
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
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	royal jelly	87
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	3
	rubber emo roe	2
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	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
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	ruby W	48
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	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	10
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	rusty old lantern	1
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	s'more gun	1
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	sack of doorknobs	1
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	Saison du Lune	1
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	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
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	scrap of sticky paper	1
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	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	6
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	screwing pooch	6
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	9
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	scroll of pasta summoning	15
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
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	sealhide buckler	2
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	sealhide seal doll	132
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	secret blend of herbs and spices	74
	secret mummy herbs and spices	30
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	Shot of the Living Dead	2
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	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	22
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	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	20
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	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	224
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	soggy used band-aid	81
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	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
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	spicy noodles	5
	spider web	671
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	spooky bicycle chain	10
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	spooky mushroom wine	1
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	spring	61
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	Squat-Thrust Magazine	12
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	squirming egg sac	90
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	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
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	Steal This Candy	19
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	stick	1
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