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This player is a member of the clan Alliance From Heck.

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Farflier (#2070646)
This player has 2,339 unique items and 3,810,379 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 4,508
1-ball 194
1/6th Pound Cake 53
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 803
2-ball 24
3-ball 92
33398 scroll 2,464
4-ball 94
4-dimensional guitar 524
6-ball 88
7-ball 89
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 390
8-ball 326
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 2
A. W. O. L. commendation 1,688
abominable blubber 3,780
abominable snowcone 10
abyssal battle plans 1
accidental cider 3
acid-squirting flower 254
acoustic guitarrr 1,164
actual reality goggles 31
adder bladder 736
Admiral's hat 4
adorable seal larva 8
aerated diving helmet 13
airblaster gun 36
Alewife™ Ale 3
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 3
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 522
all-purpose flower 3
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 15
amulet of extreme plot significance 877
Amulet of Yendor 216
ancient frozen dinner 3
ancient ice cream scoop 80
ancient Magi-Wipes 324
ancient poisoned dart 246
ancient protein powder 730
Ancient Saucehelm 8
ancient spice 452
ancient stone fist 124
ancient stone head 45
angel-food cake 3
Angelhair Culottes 8
anger blaster 3
Angry Farmer candy 9,141
anniversary balloon 4
anniversary gift box 4
annoying pitchfork 159
ant agonist 98
ant hoe 15
ant pick 17
ant pitchfork 14
ant rake 12
ant sickle 13
anti-anti-antidote 230
anticheese 61
antique greaves 1,079
antique hand mirror 89
antique helmet 1,163
antique packet of ketchup 3
antique shield 1,211
antique spear 1,069
apathetic lizardman doll 4
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 8
around the world 15
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 112
arrrgyle socks 122
asbestos ore 264
asbestos sword hilt 31
ASCII fu manchu 8
ASCII shirt 173
Asleep in the Cemetery 43
asparagus knife 353
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
awful poetry journal 23,404
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 293
babycakes 3
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 79
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 165
badge of authority 10
bag of airline peanuts 196
bag of GORF 2,428
bag of GORP 2,449
bag of W&Ws 440
balaclava 10
balaclava baklava 43
ball 76
ballast turtle 23
ballroom blintz 401
balsa plank 11
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 8
baneful bandolier 2
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
banjo strings 6
bar skin 416
barbed-wire fence 133
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 17
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 12
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 24
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 8
barrrnacle 257
barskin buckler 3
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 3
Bash-Ōs boxtop 8
Bash-Ōs cereal 21
basic meat helmet 5
basic meat kilt 17
basic meat pants 9
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 9
bat guano 314
bat haggis 3
batblade 2,261
batgut 926
bath ball gift set 114
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 29
bazookafish bubble gum 24
beach glass bead 152
beach glass necklace 58
bean burrito 3
beautiful soup 3
beer bomb 2,030
beer-scented teddy bear 6
beer-soaked mop 33
beertini 3
beery blood 1,095
bejeweled accordion strap 14
bejeweled cufflinks 107
Belt of Howling Anger 7
Ben-Gal™ Balm 539
berries of suffering 16
Better Than Cuddling Cake 53
bewitching boots 1
big bad voodoo mask 246
big bass drum 188
big boom 18
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 3
big red clown nose 473
big stick 6
bigger stick 4
bilge wine 11
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 8
bindle of joy 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 7
bit of clingfilm 42
bit-o-cactus 276
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 8
Black Body™ spray 37
black candy heart 159
black candygram 1
black cherry soda 14
black facepaint 8
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 3
black kettle drum 858
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 494
black pixel 1,564
black pudding 5
black sheepskin diploma 17
black snake skin 225
black spot 62
black velvet box 5
black-and-blue light 3,096
blackberry 3,968
Blackfly Chardonnay 3
Blatantly Canadian 15
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
Bling of the New Wave 15
blob of acid 69
blob of wood glue 10
blood of the Wereseal 18
blood-faced volleyball 5
bloody beer 22
bloody clown pants 460
bloody kiwitini 6
bloody mary 3
blue class ring 97
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue pixel 930
blue plasma ball 3,324
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue velvet cake 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 905
bone collar 5
bone flute 387
bone rattle 59
Bonerdagon necklace 135
Boots of Twilight Whispers 6
booty chest charrrm 133
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boss Bat bling 112
Boss Bat britches 23
bottle of alcohol 278
bottle of cooking sherry 31
bottle of gin 595
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 32
bottle of popskull 18
bottle of rum 1,129
bottle of tequila 710
bottle of vodka 441
bottle of whiskey 2,616
bottlecap turtle 13
bottled inspiration 4,975
bottled swamp gas 4
boulder 32
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 22
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1,209
bowl of rye sprouts 4
box of Dweebs 464
box of sunshine 596
box turtle 12
boxcar turtle 1
boxed wine 1,335
boxing glove 48
boxing-glove-in-a-box 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 540
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 34
brazen bracelet 1
breakfast mess 20
breath mint 747
brick 144
BRICKO brick 103,171
BRICKO eye brick 5,073
briefcase 535
brigand brittle 191
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 4,907
broken El Vibrato drone 3
broken skull 418
broken sword 474
bronze breastplate 42
bronzed locust 222
bubblewrap ore 72
bubblin' crude 92
bucket of honey 62
buckler buckle 12
buckyball 56
bugbear beanie 550
bugbear bungguard 521
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged balaclava 8
bugged beanie 3
bull blubber 4
bunch of square grapes 2,600
bunny liver 10
buoybottoms 295
burnt flower 3
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 21
BURT 557
butterfly knife 28
calle de miel with a fly in it 4
can cannon 3
can of Binarrrca 184
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 34
can of maces 76
can of Red Minotaur 143
can of Swiller 3
can-you-dig-it? 4
candy cane 3,829
candy skeleton 4
cannonball charrrm 122
canopic jar 354
carbonated soy milk 276
carbonated water lily 5,797
cardboard katana 22
cardboard ore 82
cardboard wakizashi 218
carob chunk cookies 62
carob chunk noodles 58
carob chunks 84
carton of rotten eggs 602
cartoon heart 115
casino pass 296
cast 5,239
cat appendix 237
catgut 508
catgut taco 18
catsup 3
caustic slime nodule 11
censored can label 5
centipede eggs 3
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 28
chaos butterfly 20,077
charming flute 617
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap plastic blowgun 37
cheap plastic kazoo 3
cheap studded belt 2,889
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 201
Cherry Cloaca Cola 25
cherry pie 566
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 5
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 2
Chester's sunglasses 3
chewing gum on a string 29,015
chintzy noodle ring 61
chintzy saucepan earring 63
chintzy seal pendant 68
chintzy turtle brooch 18
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 31
chisel 4
chloroform rag 88
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 4
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 24
chopsticks 390
chorizo brownies 24
chorizo taco 138
chrome crossbow string 20
Clan VIP Lounge key 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 8
clay peace-sign bead 150
Claybender glasses 8
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 5
Cloaca-Cola 11
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 8
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 39
Cloaca-Cola helmet 12
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 9
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
Cloak of Dire Shadows 4
clockwork thingamajig 3
clove-flavored lip balm 5
clown hammer 165
clown shoes 283
clown skin 527
club necklace 107
club of corruption 1
club sandwich 47
cob of corn 3
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 20
cocktail napkin 729
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,388
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 11
Codpiece of the Goblin King 65
coffee pixie stick 3
coffin lid 99
cog 703
cog and sprocket assembly 19
Coily™ 3
Colander of Em-er'il 8
Cold Hots candy 64,934
cold ninja mask 281
cold nuggets 1,686
Cold One 85
cold powder 56
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 537
Comet Pop 53
comfy coffin 50
comfy pillow 7
commemorative war stein 509
compressed air canister 2
concentrated magicalness pill 65
confusing LED clock 92
congratulatory cake 3
Cookbook of the Damned 10
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool whip 296
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 21
copper ha'penny charrrm 155
corn holder 62
corned-beef Reuben 162
cornuthaum 842
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 583
correction fluid 49
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 4,182
Cosmic Calorie 723
costume sword 51
cotton candy pinch 3
cotton candy plug 3
Covers-Your-Head 1
cranberries 1,822
crappy brain 4
crappy Mer-kin mask 2
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 2
crate of fish meat 1
crazy little Turkish delight 33
creamsicle 4
creepy ginger ale 18
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 53
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 151
CRIMBCO mug 116
CRIMBCO wine 116
Crimbo candied pecan 2,741
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 187
Crimbo fudge 2,699
Crimbo peppermint bark 2,801
Crimbuck 378
crossbow string 4
crotchety pants 2
crowbar 21
crowbarrr 94
Crown of the Goblin King 162
cruelty-free wine 3
crumbling rat skull 4
crumpled felt fedora 2
crusty hula hoop 16
cryptic puzzle box 3
CSA bravery badge 2,169
CSA fire-starting kit 96
CSA obedience grenade 2,232
curmudgel 289
cursed bottle of black-label rum 3
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed microwave 1
cursed pony keg 1
cursed ring finger ring 2
cursed sea biscuit 3
cymbal syrup 244
d10 23,909
d20 1,602
d6 1,643
d8 1,643
Daffy Taffy 77,829
daisy 3
damp old wallet 1
dangerous jerkcicle 120
das boot 16
day-old beer 3
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 340
dead meat bun 11
deadly nightshade 4
decent brain 151
deck of lewd playing cards 1
decomposed boot 5
decorative fountain 238
deep six-shooter 10
defective skull 139
delectable catalyst 3
delicious shimmering moth 278
delicious swamp muck 22
demon skin 16,341
demonskin jacket 5
denim axe 109
dense meat stack 70
dented harmonica 246
dented spoon 13
depantsing bomb 153
depleted uranium seal figurine 8
desiccated apricot 958
designer handbag 71
devil's-food cake 4
devilish folio 201
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 90
diamond-studded cane 1,494
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 132
Diet Cloaca Cola 23
dinged-up triangle 139
dire fudgesicle 4
dirty hobo gloves 666
disassembled clover 3
disbelief suspenders 14
Disco 'Fro Pick 16
disco ball 407
disco mask 442
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 7
disease 557
disembodied smile 8
dishrag 16
disintegrating quill pen 6,747
displaced fish 1,634
distention pill 273
disturbing fanfic 9,893
divine can of silly string 7,849
divine champagne flute 1,422
divine noisemaker 8,128
diving muff 22
DNOTC Box 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 118
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 233
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 4
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 19
dollar sign 2
Dolphin King's crown 13
dope gangsta bling-bling 52
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 5,008
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 92
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
doubt cannon 3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 43
drab sonata 285
draggin' ball hat 471
dragon snaps 236
Dramatic™ range 37
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 2
dreadful sweater 1
dreadlock whip 223
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 4
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 323
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key 9
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 89
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 13
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dried face 178
dripping meat crossbow 3
Drowsy Sword 167
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
Drunkula's wineglass 1
dry cleaning receipt 12
dry noodles 5
drywall axe 950
duct tape 122
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 43
dungeon dragon chest 67
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 45
dungeoneering kit 49
Duskwalker fangs 7
Duskwalker syringe 19
dusty animal skull 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 3
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 13
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 9
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 3
dusty first caudal vertebra 7
dusty first cervical vertebra 5
dusty first lumbar vertebra 5
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 5
dusty left clavicle 8
dusty left eighth rib 4
dusty left fibula 9
dusty left first front claw 6
dusty left first rear claw 7
dusty left fourth rear claw 3
dusty left fourth rib 3
dusty left ninth rib 6
dusty left second rear claw 8
dusty left second rib 5
dusty left tenth rib 3
dusty left third front claw 5
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 5
dusty left thumb 5
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty right clavicle 4
dusty right eighth rib 5
dusty right eleventh rib 8
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right first front claw 4
dusty right fourth rear claw 8
dusty right humerus 6
dusty right radius 4
dusty right scapula 4
dusty right second front claw 4
dusty right second rear claw 7
dusty right third front claw 3
dusty right thumb 5
dusty right twelfth rib 5
dusty right ulna 7
dusty second cervical vertebra 3
dusty second lumbar vertebra 5
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 11
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 5
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 7
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 8
dwarf bread 3
dwarvish magazine 35
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 6
Dyspepsi-Cola 1,160
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 3
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 24
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 23
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 4
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 22
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 5
easter egg balloon 118
eel battery 60
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 378
effluvious emerald 15
eggbeater 15
eggman noodles 3
El Sombrero De Lopez 12
El Vibrato drone 20
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 60
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 10
electric crutch 20
elephant stinger 43
Ellsbury's journal 4
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
elven hardtack 3,797
elven magi-pack 4,720
elven medi-pack 17,952
elven squeeze 317
empty agua de vida bottle 1,578
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 264
empty meat tank 258
empty Rain-Doh can 1
enchanted barbell 66
enchanted bean 168
enchanted bean burrito 3
enchanted brass knuckles 7
enchanted eyepatch 4
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 4
enchanted leopard-print barbell 28
enchanted muesli 10
encoder ring 154
ennui-flavored potato chips 539
enormous belt buckle 157
enormous hoop earring 117
equal sign 12
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 3
exotic jungle fruit 1
exotic orchid 3
exotic parrot egg 1
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
exploding hacky-sack 109
explosion-flavored chewing gum 154
extra-large palm-frond toupee 271
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 288
eXtreme meat staff 7
eXtreme meat sword 5
eXtreme mittens 2,279
eXtreme scarf 1,385
eye of newt 1,111
eye of the Tiger-lily 45
eyepatch 478
f3d0r4 602
facsimile dictionary 57
fake fake vomit 145
fake hand 163
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 7
fancy bath salts 1,506
fancy black tie 1
fancy dress ball 61
fancy opera glasses 153
fancy seashell necklace 215
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat bottom quark 41
fat loot token 44
fat stacks of cash 96
FDKOL commendation 52,851
FDKOL tattoo 2
fear condenser 3
felt 31
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 146
fermenting powder 806
ferret bait 879
fertilized ghuol egg 5
festive sausage 4
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 41
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 18
figurine of a cold seal 49
figurine of a cute baby seal 52
figurine of a shadowy seal 10
figurine of a sleek seal 5
figurine of a slippery seal 3
figurine of a stinking seal 59
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 91
figurine of an ancient seal 249
figurine of an armored seal 51
filth-encrusted futon 32
filthy corduroys 420
filthy hippy poncho 18
filthy knitted dread sack 352
filthy lucre 401
filthy pestle 197
filthy poultice 209
fine aged cheddarwurst 36
fine wine 3
finger cuffs 40
finger cymbals 168
finger exerciser 12
fireball 53
fireclutch 7
fish-liver oil 896
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 5
flaming crutch 1,452
flaming glowsticks 14
flaming sword 31
flaming talons 719
Flan in the Moon 53
flaregun 1,138
flask of Gnomochloric acid 4
Flaskfull of Hollow 3
flat dough 105
flavored foot massage oil 2,874
flayed mind 64
flickering pixel 8
flimsy clipboard 1,473
flirtatious feather 67
floorboard cruft 64
flower petal pie 3
flute of flat champagne 186
flyest of shirts 3
foam dart 2,853
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 122
folder (blue) 4
folder (green) 1
folder (sportsballs) 11
foolscap fool's cap 174
foot-long hot daub 1
foreign box 4
fortune cookie 226
fossilized necklace 1
Freddy Kruegerand 3,286
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 20
fricasseed brains 16
friendly cheez blob 6
frightful feather 172
frigid hankyū 137
frigid ninja stars 4,233
frigid-ass club 1
frilly skirt 454
frost-rimed seal hide 4
frosty halo 24
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 2
Frosty's nailbat 3
Frosty's old silk hat 4
Frosty's snowball sack 1
frozen feather 66
frozen nunchaku 28
fruitcake 91
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudgecule 640,141
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 8
funky dried mushroom 596
furry fur 12,329
furry pants 89
fustulent seal grulch 61
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 50
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 18
fuzzy montera 7
ga-ga radio 445
Galapagosian Cuisses 9
Game Grid valued membership card 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
ganger bandana 3
garish pinky ring 142
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 9
gas balloon 502
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 3
gauze garter 330
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 27
gearbox necklace 6
Gearhead Goo 7
Genalen™ Bottle 89
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 543
generic healing potion 3
generic mana potion 3
ghost pencil 3
ghost shawl 1
ghostly body paint 828
ghuol ears 799
ghuol egg 4
ghuol egg quiche 85
ghuol guolash 319
ghuol-ear kabob 48
giant artisanal rice peeler 15
giant cactus quill 296
giant clay ashtray 73
giant designer sunglasses 145
giant diamond ring 5
giant discarded bottlecap 128
giant discarded plastic fork 96
giant discarded torn-up glove 80
giant grain of protein powder 1
giant gym membership card 120
giant heirloom grape tomato 7
giant jar of protein powder 234
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 6
giant needle 174,766
giant penguin keychain 109
giant pinky ring 260
giant stuffed bugbear 4
giant tube of black lipstick 40
gift-a-pult 41
gilded lily 3
gin-soaked blotter paper 8
gingerbread bugbear 1,597
gingham blouse 3
Ginsu™ 1
glacial sapphire 4
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 76
glass of baboon milk 3
glass of gnat milk 10
glittery mascara 263
glob of green slime 23
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing red eye 1,255
gnatwing 392
gnatwing earring 11
gnauga hide 25
gnoll lips 168
gnoll teeth 232
gnoll-tooth necklace 4
Gnollish casserole dish 4
Gnollish flyswatter 272
Gnollish pie server 205
Gnollish pie tin 1,263
Gnollish plunger 248
Gnollish slotted spoon 169
goat beard 603
goat cheese 5,384
goat cheese pizza 346
goat cheese taco 3
gob of wet hair 980
goblin hunting spear 16
gold lamé pants 42
gold star 71
gold toothbrush 33
gold wedding ring 35
Golden Mr. Accessory 1
good brain 4
Goodfella contract 3
googly-ball hat 2
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
goth kid t-shirt 45
grapefruit 375
grapes 462
grassy cutlass 479
grave robbing shovel 185
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 8
great big capacitor 13
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 11
green balloon 3
green candy heart 194
green candygram 1
green clay bead 631
Green Clover of Justice 4
green pixel 1,088
green snowcone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 2,674
grisly shield 1
grog 3
grouchy restless spirit 489
groupie lipstick 3
grue egg 151
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 205
grungy bandana 187
grungy flannel shirt 94
guano coffee cup 65
guard turtle collar 55
guitar pick 97
gunpowder burrito 1,077
gym membership card 4
gyroscope 16
haggis socks 43
haggis-infused soap 68
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 52
hair of the calf 1
hair spray 1,113
half-baked potion 762
half-empty carton of milk 36
half-sized guitar 64
halfberd 19
hamethyst 64
hand grenegg 3
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of confetti 167
handful of hand chalk 913
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of moss 3,601
handful of pine needles 544
handful of sand 771
handful of sawdust 547
handful of Smithereens 3
handful of walnuts 36
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 2
Hatorade 4
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
headhunter necktie 324
heart necklace 102
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 59
heart-shaped balloon 4
heavy D 14,532
hedgeturtle 3
Heimandatz's heart 7
hellseal claw 752
hellseal whisker 243
Helm of the Scream Emperor 11
helm of the white knight 7
helmet recipe 13
helmet turtle 568
Helps-You-Sleep 1
hemp string 377
henna face paint 100
henna tattoo 33
herbs 1,391
hermit permit 295
hill of beans 4,629
hippo skin buckler 3
hippopotamus skin 2,271
hippy bongo 140
hippy herbal tea 3
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 2,724
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 2
Hodgman's bow tie 4
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 2
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 3
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 2
Hodgman's porkpie hat 3
Hodgman's varcolac paw 4
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday cheese log 3
holistic headache remedy 94
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honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dipped locust 65
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 174
hot buttered roll 3
hot date 7,409
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot katana blade 5,439
hot nuggets 2,207
hot plate 225
hot powder 7,540
hot wing 11,160
hot-ass club 1
house of twigs and spit 1
huge gold coin 99
huge spoon 122
Huggler Radio 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 4
hyperinflated seal lung 8
ice stein 3
ice-cold fotie 210
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 4
ice-cold six-pack 122
ice-cold Willer 6
icy katana hilt 447
icy-hot katana 7
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 31
imbued seal-blubber candle 33
imitation crab crate 32
imitation crab meat 69
Imp Ale 13,848
imp unity ring 237
incense bath ball 2
indie comic hipster glasses 1
infernal fife 1,918
infernal insoles 6,242
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 119
ingot of seal-iron 4
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
inkwell 5,100
inky squid sauce 1
innuendo 1
insane tophat 6
insanely spicy bean burrito 43
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 42
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 35
Instant Karma 117
interesting-looking twig 319
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intricate clockwork disc 1
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Iron Beta of Industry 58
ironic battle spoon 35
ironic jogging shorts 48
ittah bittah hookah 1
jabañero pepper 383
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 223
jack flapper 7
Jack-in-the-box 190
Jackass Plumber home game 1
janglin' bones 47
jazz soap 238
jewelry-making pliers 2
jigsaw blade 11
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 15
Jolly Roger charrrm 10
joybuzzer 232
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug-o-magicalness 143
jumping bean burrito 3
jumping bean taco 3
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 4
Junk-Bond 1
keel-haulin' knife 1
ketchup 3
ketchup hound 211
Kevlar balloon 3
kickback cookbook 38
killing jar 25
kneecapping stick 235
knob bugle 139
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 45
Knob Goblin elite helm 231
Knob Goblin elite pants 174
Knob Goblin elite polearm 247
Knob Goblin elite shirt 140
Knob Goblin eyedrops 33
Knob Goblin harem pants 357
Knob Goblin harem veil 138
Knob Goblin learning pill 4
Knob Goblin love potion 430
Knob Goblin melon baller 160
Knob Goblin Mutagen 12
Knob Goblin nasal spray 829
Knob Goblin pants 663
Knob Goblin perfume 86
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 896
Knob Goblin scimitar 647
Knob Goblin seltzer 191
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 3
Knob Goblin spatula 173
Knob Goblin steroids 1,080
Knob Goblin stink bomb 3
Knob Goblin superseltzer 312
Knob Goblin tongs 704
Knob Goblin Uberpants 20
Knob Goblin visor 561
knob ka-bobs 177
Knob mushroom 304
Knob nuts 29
Knob shroomkabob 3
Knoll mushroom 7
Knoll shroomkabob 151
kobold kibble 89
Krakrox's Loincloth 8
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 11
ladle of mystery 5
LARP membership card 1
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 28
lavender plastic oyster egg 15
lavender striped oyster egg 9
lawn dart 18
lawnmower blade 5
lead necklace 88
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaflet 9
leather mask 1,534
leathery cat skin 574
leathery rat skin 467
Lederhosen of the Night 11
left bracket 6
left half of a heart necklace 4
left parenthesis 29
left-handed melodica 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 34
lemon 9,307
lemon meringue pie 4
lemon popsicle 5
leotarrrd 96
less-than-three-shaped box 4
lesser grodulated violet 228
lihc eye 1,233
lihc eye pie 71
lihc face 586
limburger biker boots 6
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 126
line 4,159
linoleum crossbow 35
linoleum sword 23
linoleum sword hilt 21
little paper umbrella 2
little parachute guy 4
live nautical mine 5
liver and let pie 3
liver popsicle 3
loadstone 10
Lobster qua Grill 15
lollipop stick 2,749
long pork 819
long-stemmed rose 3
loose teeth 1,657
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 5,045
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 167
los chinos 6
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2,893
lowercase a 5
lucky cat collar 5
lucky rabbit's foot 91
lump of Brituminous coal 3
lump of diamond 370
lunar isotope 128,970
LWA ring 1
M-242 47
macaroni duck 6
Mad Train wine 60
Mae West with a fly in it 5
magic lamp 11
magic whistle 912
magical ice cube with a fly in it 158
magical ice cubes 3
magical mystery juice 37,028
magicalness-in-a-can 405
magicberry tablets 84
magilaser blastercannon 390
magnetic field 1
magnolia blossom 13
maiden wig 223
makeshift castanets 1
malevolent medallion 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 3
manly bloomers 3
many-eyed glasses 103
maple leaf 4
maple syrup 21
margarita 3
mariachi hat 336
mariachi pants 145
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 4,900
Mark of the Skeleton 11
Mark of the Vampire 9
Marquis de Poivre soda 21
marshmallow 17,696
martini 4
marzipan skull 561
massive gemstone 86
mauve paisley oyster egg 41
mauve plastic oyster egg 9
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 57
mauve striped oyster egg 15
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5,557
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 42
meat cowboy hat 3
meat engine 51
meat paste 2,837
meat st‰¿bing club 874
meat stack 3,321
meatloaf helmet 3
meatsmithing guide 25
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 210
megatofu 564
Meleegra™ pills 299
melted Jell-o shot 13
memory of a C 577
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 529
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 574
memory of an A 577
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 2,622
menorette 3
Mer-kin breastplate 41
Mer-kin darkbook 2
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 147
Mer-kin foodbucket 490
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin hookspear 113
Mer-kin knucklebone 2
Mer-kin roundshield 48
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 76
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 141
metallic A 1,284
Meteoid ice beam 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 12,360
Microplushie: Bropane 23
Microplushie: Dorkonide 9
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 10
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 6
Microplushie: Gothochondria 25
Microplushie: Hippylase 49
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 13
Microplushie: Otakulone 57
Microplushie: Raverdrine 27
Microplushie: Sororitrate 26
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 1,550
Milk Studs 438
mind flayer corpse 1,126
miner's helmet 309
miner's pants 267
mini-zeppelin 3
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 3
missing wine 3
Misty Cape 5
Misty Cloak 13
Misty Robe 16
Mohawk wig 3,513
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 12
mole skin notebook 5
molotov cocktail cocktail 347
molten medallion 1
monkey wrench 3
monomolecular yo-yo 111
Monstar energy beverage 277
monster pants 67
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 176
Moon Pie 487
moon-amber necklace 1
moonberry wine cooler 23
Moonthril Schnapps 51
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 2,557
motivational poster 116
Mountain Stream soda 6,413
moxie magnet 6
moxie weed 1,066
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 28
Mr. Mediocrebar 76,668
MSG 3,580
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
mugcake 7
mummy costume 11
mummy wrapping 941
mushroom pizza 4
musty moccasins 2
Mylar balloon 3
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 2
mysterious present 10
mysterious silver lapel pin 3
nail file 21
nasty-ass club 1
ND 3
necklace chain 79
Necrotelicomnicon 270
necrotizing body spray 2,309
neurostim pill 17
Newbiesport™ tent 212
Newman's Own Trousers 8
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 57
ninja hot pants 1,476
ninja mop 216
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 778
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 867
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 768
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 50
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 39
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 40
Now and Earlier 5
Nuclear Blastball 172
O'RLY manual 354
obsidian dagger 152
ocarina of space 236
odor extractor 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 26
office-supply crossbow 10
oil cap 5
oil lamp 1
oil pan 3
oil slacks 2
oily boid 8
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 3
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 4
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old love note 15
old patched suit-pants 2
old school beer pull tab 11
old school calculator watch 48
old school flying disc 19
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 183
olive 460
onion shurikens 29
open sauce 465
orange 10,991
orange candy heart 458
orange candygram 1
orange popsicle 3
orange snowcone 320
Orange Star of Sacrifice 3
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1,461
orc wrist 18
Orcish baseball cap 197
Orcish cargo shorts 264
Orcish frat-paddle 173
orcish hand lotion 76
Orcish meat locker 24
orcish nailing lube 63
orcish rubber 60
orcish stud-finder 26
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 11,935
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 3
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 2
out-of-tune biwa 32
oven mitts 44
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 4
overcookie 3
overpriced "imported" beer 3
oversized pizza cutter 437
ovoid leather thing 213
oyster basket 59
oyster egg balloon 3
P.B.L.T. 283
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
packet of orchid seeds 7
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
padded tortoise 3
pail 410
paint bomb 215
painted turtle 3
palm frond 78,565
palm-frond capris 6
palm-frond fan 9
palm-frond net 5
palm-frond whip 4
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 28
panhandle panhandling hat 169
pants kit 9
papaya 5
papaya sling 3
papaya slung 4
papaya taco 19
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
paranormal ricotta 7
pasta spoon 344
pat-a-cake pendant 29
patchouli incense stick 761
patchouli oil bomb 176
PB&BP 73
peace-sign necklace 53
peach 211
peanut brittle shield 175
pear 4
pec oil 351
PEEZ dispenser 451
pencil kunai 50
penguin skin 2,957
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin whip 2
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
percent sign 16
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 2
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 1,206
personalized birthday cake 4
personalized coffee mug 3,091
pestoblade 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 184
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 207
petrified noodles 7
phat turquoise bead 372
phat turquoise bracelet 30
philosopher's scone 438
phonics down 426
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,651
physiostim pill 40
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 13
pickle-flavored chewing gum 89
pie crust 21
piece of wedding cake 292
piercing post 3
pig-iron bracers 3
pig-iron helm 5
pig-iron shinguards 3
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 64
pile of jumping beans 79
pimpin' meat hat 2
pin-stripe slacks 29
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 973
Pink Heart of Spirit 7
pirate brochure 4
pirate cream pie 15
pirate pelvis 84
pirate tract 13
pitchfork 555
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 7
pixel morning star 2
pixel power cell 18
plain brown wrapper 3
plain old beer 3
plain pizza 8
plastic guitar 378
plastic spider ring 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
plot hole 17,901
plum 3
plum wine 3
plump juicy grub 982
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 5
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 71
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pointed stick 609
pointy mushroom 312
pointy red hat 2
Pokëmann band-aid 76
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 17
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 7
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 13
Polysniff Perfume 18
pool cue 291
pool of liquid metal 13
pool torpedo 307
pork elf goodies sack 103
possessed top 17
post-holiday sale coupon 5
potion of potency 91
potted cactus 3
potted fern 3
poutine 24
powdered donut 48
powdered organs 529
powdered sealbone 30
powdered wig 26
pr0n legs 2,035
pr0n taco 3
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pretty flower 16,832
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 610
probability potion 11,110
procrastination potion 11,497
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 75
Protects-Your-Junk 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychoanalytic jar 9
puce plastic oyster egg 28
puff of smoke 1
pulled orange taffy 1
purple clay bead 215
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
Putrid Pendant 2
pygmy blowgun 229
pygmy dart 8
pygmy nose-bone 830
pygmy papers 17
pygmy pygment 180
pygmy spear 317
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 18
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 12
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 9
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
Rad Lib 6
radium-flavored potato chips 540
raffle prize box 2
Raggedy Hippy doll 3
raisin 41
ram horns 2,351
ram stick 606
Ram's Face Lager 1,538
ram-battering staff 3
rat appendix 5,114
rat appendix kabob 88
rat head balloon 3
ratgut 336
rave whistle 13,830
ravioli hat 632
razor-sharp can lid 871
razor-tipped yo-yo 5
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really sticky spider web 3
really thick bandage 7
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 4,255
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 32,451
recording of Prelude of Precision 4,996
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red class ring 454
red polka-dot oyster egg 10
Red Rover BB gun 190
red snowcone 1
red wagon 28
red-and-green sweater 181
redrum 241
reflection of a map 1
regret hose 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 166
reodorant 251
repaired El Vibrato drone 3
resolution: be feistier 111
resolution: be sexier 40
resolution: be smarter 31
resolution: be stronger 40
rhesus monkey 3
rhinestone cowboy shirt 10
rib of the Bonerdagon 17
rice bowl 183
rickety old unicycle 2
ridiculously huge sword 2,738
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 159
right half of a heart necklace 3
right parenthesis 8
ring of adornment 15
ring of aggravate monster 1,130
ring of cold resistance 3
ring of fire resistance 14
ring of half-assed regeneration 94
ring of increase damage 17
ring setting 3
roasted marshmallow 6,151
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 3
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 54
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 51
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 3
robotronic egg 422
Rock Pops 799
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 12,901
rolling pin 11
rope with some soap on it 1
round blue bomb 84
royal jelly 1,317
royal jelly taco 3
rubber axe 54
rubber band gun 29
rubber emo roe 162
rubber gloves 9
rubber WWBD? bracelet 101
rubber WWJD? bracelet 97
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 108
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 133
ruby W 2,487
rum and cola 3
rum barrel charrrm 125
rusty bonesaw 32
rusty chain necklace 45
rusty grave robbing shovel 204
rusty metal greaves 1
rusty metal ring 30
rusty metal shaft 27
s'more 51
sabre teeth 701
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 558
Safari Jack's moustache 9
safarrri hat 183
Saison du Lune 53
sake bomb 1,119
salamander spleen 431
salinated mint julep 3
salty slug 5
sandwich of the gods 28
saucepan 866
sausage bomb 40
sausage pizza 3
savoy truffle 11,567
sawblade shield 42
Scalp of Gorgolok 9
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 60
scrap of shadow 4
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 2,895
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 2,763
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 2,856
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 2,224
screwdriver 3
screwing pooch 25
scroll of Puddingskin 3
scrumptious ice ant 219
scrumptious reagent 5
scrunchie tourniquet 10
sea blueberry 9
sea broccoli 5
sea cauliflower 3
sea leather 27
sea persimmon 11
seal lube 3
seal tooth 27
seal-blubber candle 2,703
seal-clubbing club 1,266
seal-skull helmet 503
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 786
sealhide snare 563
sealhide whip 2
sealskin drum 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 150
secret from the future 2
secret mummy herbs and spices 23
security flashlight 131
seegar butt 8
Senior Mints 68,563
serpentine sword 66
severed flipper 4
sewer nuggets 5,626
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 2,462
shark tooth 4
sharpened hubcap 31
Shield of Icy Fate 3
shimmering tendrils 6
shingle 504
shining halo 19
shiny hood ornament 412
shiny ring 348
shiny stones 108
shiny tribal beads 101
shirt kit 5
Shivering Chèvre 197
shock belt 22
shock collar 23
shot of blackberry schnapps 4
shot of flower schnapps 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 45
shot of orange schnapps 109
shot of peach schnapps 3
shot of pear schnapps 3
shot of tomato schnapps 58
shredded hellseal hide 25
silver cheese-slicer 5
silver Dreadsylvanian flask 1
silver shrimp fork 7
silver tongue charrrm 186
sinewy crossbow string 5
Sinful Desires 21
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 800
sinister demon mask 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 3,195
sizzling seal fat 5
sk8board 2,152
skate skates 4
skate skin 25
skelelton spine 107
skeletal banana 7
skeleton bone 2,942
skeleton key 525
skeleton skis 5
skewer 381
skewer-mounted razor blade 17
skewered cat appendix 167
Skipper's accordion 1
skirt / kilt kit 4
skull capacitor 2
slap and tickle with a fly in it 2
sleaze nuggets 1,245
sleaze powder 4,547
sleaze wad 1,455
sleep mask 6
slice of pizza 116
slime-covered club 1
slime-covered compass 1
slime-covered greaves 1
slime-covered helmet 1
slime-covered lantern 1
slime-covered necklace 1
slime-covered shovel 1
slime-covered speargun 1
slime-covered staff 1
slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 2
slimy fermented bile bladder 3,717
slimy sweetbreads 7,022
slingshot 152
slow jam collection 115
slug of rum 12
slug of shochu 13
smart skull 1,339
smoking talon 2
smoky potion 395
smut orc sunglasses 18
snake 55
snake shield 57
snapdragon pistil 39
snarling wolf shield 78
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 6,079
snorkel 730
snowboarder pants 1,457
soap knife 2
soda water 374
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 3,065
soggy seed packet 18
solid asbestos box 3
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 196
solid gold pegleg 41
solid linoleum box 3
sonar-in-a-biscuit 226
sorority girl's box 12
soul monocle 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 11
Space Tourist Phaser 6
Space Tours Tripple 21
Space Trip safety headphones 2
space trooper helmet 1
spade necklace 113
spaghetti breakfast 85
spaghetti cult mask 574
spaghetti cult rosary 659
Spaghetti with Moonballs 53
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 1,533
spangly mariachi pants 173
spangly mariachi vest 29
spangly sombrero 116
spangly unitard 5
spark plug earring 2
sparking El Vibrato drone 15
sparkler 192
special sauce glove 15
spectre scepter 167
spiced rum 3
spices 151,043
spider web 696
spiked femur 444
spirit bell 1
sponge cake 14
spooky bicycle chain 46
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 40
spooky lipstick 41
spooky mushroom 25
spooky nuggets 1,816
spooky powder 1,226
spooky shroomkabob 45
spooky shrunken head 365
spooky staff 18
spooky stick 724
spork 146
spray paint 439
spring 582
sprocket 587
sprocket assembly 8
squashed frog 471
Squat-Thrust Magazine 173
squirming Slime larva 1
squirmy violent party snack 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 49
stainless steel scarf 4
stainless steel shillelagh 2
stainless steel skullcap 3
stainless steel slacks 7
stainless steel solitaire 4
stainless steel suspenders 8
stale baguette 29
stalk of asparagus 9
star 3,985
star boomerang 4
star chart 899
star crossbow 299
star staff 14
Steal This Candy 4
steamy ruby 23
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stench powder 831
stick of "gum" 4
stick-on eyebrow piercing 2,862
sticky gloves 25
sticky meat pants 3
sticky meat skirt 1
stolen accordion 496
stolen necklace 3
stolen office supplies 1,928
stolen sushi 24
stone frisbee 480
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stone of eXtreme power 344
strawberry 714
strawberry daiquiri 5
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strawberry popsicle 3
strawberry wine 3
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strongness elixir 495
studded leather boxer shorts 16
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stuffed astral badger 506
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stuffed bandersnatch 100
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 578
stuffed can of asparagus 3
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stuffed caterpillar 100
stuffed Cheshire bitten 470
stuffed cocoabo 468
stuffed crazy bastard sword 74
stuffed dodecapede 3
stuffed dodo 100
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 651
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 593
stuffed ghuol whelp 3
stuffed hand turkey 476
stuffed Hodgman 13
stuffed key 1,078
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 489
stuffed martini 52
stuffed Meat 601
stuffed mind flayer 641
stuffed mink 534
stuffed Mob Penguin 4
stuffed monocle 666
stuffed ninja snowman 52
stuffed pocketwatch 100
stuffed porpoise 100
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 589
stuffed shoulder parrot 393
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 644
stuffed snowy owl 473
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 580
stuffed spooky mushroom 86
stuffed stab bat 3
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 476
stuffed teddy butler 556
stuffed tin of caviar 580
stuffed treasure chest 1,054
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 585
stuffed walrus 100
stuffed yeti 3
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 4
stunt nuts 44
sturdy cane 146
sturdy sword hilt 5
stylish swimsuit 258
styrofoam ore 140
STYX deodorant body spray 1
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sucker hakama 3
sucker kabuto 3
sucker tachi 3
sucky decal 52
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sugar chapeau 51
sugar shank 2
sugar shard 56
sugar sheet 3
sugar shield 34
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 3
sugar shorts 19
sugar shotgun 1
sunken chest 285
suntan lotion of moxiousness 370
super-spiky hair gel 2,693
super-sweet boom box 1
superamplified boom box 46
superduperball 1
Superhero Reboots 1
Supernova Champagne 95
surgical tape 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
suspicious-looking fedora 4
Swabbie™ swab 168
swamp lolly 5
swashbuckling pants 324
sweet ninja sword 162
sweet rims 4
sword hilt 8
Sword of Dark Omens 5
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
synthetic dog hair pill 249
T.U.R.D.S. Key 15
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 1,990
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 269
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 280
taco shell 515
tail o' nine cats 2
tainted seal's blood 9
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Dread 1
Tales of the Word Realms 3
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 115
tambourine 5
tambourine bells 136
tangarita with a fly in it 2
tangerine 2,439
tap shoes 184
tapped black lotus 1
tarrrnish charrrm 272
tasket 13
tassel 60
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 993
tawdry amethyst 5
Tears of the Quiet Healer 26
temporary tribal tattoo 1
tempura air 1
tenderizing hammer 121
tequila grenade 520
terrible poem 42
that gum you like 23
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 234
the finger 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 2
The Legendary Beat 3
The Mariachi's guitar case 12
The Necbromancer's Hat 2
The Necbromancer's Shorts 2
The Necbromancer's Stein 2
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 5
The Necbronomicon (used) 2
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
thin black candle 25,778
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 33
third-hand nunchaku 42
thought balloon 3
three-tiered wedding cake 3
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Thwaitgold bee statuette 9
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 9
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 29
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 30
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 7
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 37
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 7
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 88
tin magnolia 1,404
tin rations 3
tiny black hole 3
tiny bottle of absinthe 1,125
tiny canopic jar 3
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny house 6,812
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tiny shaker of salt 93
tip jar 150
tires 244
tisket 4
titanium assault umbrella 528
toast 20,720
tofu casserole 101
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 1,182
tomato 585
tomato daiquiri 4
top 22
torn hellseal sinew 25
towel 124
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 1
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1
troll britches 7
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trousers of the white knight 7
troutpiece 6
true grit 169
trusty torch 1
tube of dread wax 1,689
tube of herbal ointment 41
Tuesday's ruby 837
tulip 5
turtle pheromones 303
turtle totem 528
turtle wax 4
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turtlemail bits 4
turtlemail breeches 3
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turtling rod 2
twinkly nuggets 6,828
twinkly powder 7,517
twinkly wad 892,011
twitching trigger finger 2
Typical Tavern swill 566
ultimate ultimate frisbee 87
una poca de gracia 15
Uncle Hobo's belt 3
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 2
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 5
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 3
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 4
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 488
underwater slingshot 7
unearthly onyx 8
unidentified jerky 1,230
union scalemail pants 33
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 1
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shield 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards 1
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1,033
unrolling pin 3
unstable quark 14
untamable turtle 8
unusual disco ball 14
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urinal cake 19
useless powder 1,053
UV monocular 2
Valentine 107
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable trinket 1,390
vampire collar 607
vampire glitter 1
vampire pearl 7
velcro ore 4
Venus flytrap 3
very large caltrop 1
Vial of jus de larmes 6
vial of Gnomochloric acid 3
vial of holy water 123
vial of patchouli oil 67
vial of The Glistening 18
villainous scythe 1
vodka and cranberry 1
vodka martini 3
Volartta's bellbottoms 15
volleyball 5
vorpal blade 2,901
WA 4
wad of dough 1,847
walrus ice cream 2
walrus-tusk earring 77
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 210
Wand of Oscus 9
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear goggles 1
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear officer requisition box 192
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear requisition box 954
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine 1
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm mushroom 3
Warms-Your-Tush 2
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 4,028
water purification pills 1,859
water wings 173
water-polo cap 8
water-polo mitt 2
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 576
webbed comic mask 1
weedy skirt 4
weighted paperclip chain 10
whalebone corset 74
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 8
whip kit 8
whiskey and cola 3
whiskey and soda 4
whiskey sour 6
white balloon 3
white belt 4
white candy heart 383
white candygram 1
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white chocolate chips 6
White Citadel burger 92
White Citadel fries 3
white class ring 287
white collar 144
White Dragon Fang 1
white Dreadsylvanian 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 35
white lightning 3
white picket fence 47
white satin pants 29
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white snake skin 464
white-label gin 3
wholeberd 2
Whoompa Fur Pants 11
whoopie cushion 184
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up chattering teeth 242
windchimes 189
wine spritzer 2
wine-soaked bone chips 12
Wint-O-Fresh mint 75,312
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 541
witty rapier 687
wolf mask 27,739
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world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 56
worn tophat 138
worthless gewgaw 740
worthless knick-knack 758
worthless trinket 328
woven baling wire bracelets 4
Wrecked Generator 142
wrench bracelet 50
wristwatch of the white knight 6
wumpus hair 54
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 5,485
x-ray specs 249
yak skin 79
Yakisoba's hat 8
yakskin buckler 3
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 21
ye olde golde frontes 7
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 21
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow candy heart 3,714
yellow candygram 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 9
yellow plastic oyster egg 72
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 68
yellow snowcone 238
yellow striped oyster egg 138
yeti fur 9,506
your own black heart 208
yummy death watch beetle 1,668
Yummy Tummy bean 6,602
Ze™ goggles 232
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zombie accordion 1
zombie mariachi hat 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 5
Zombo's shield 3
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 3
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1