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This player is a member of the clan El Chupacabra.

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Melvin DoOver (#2113411)
This player has 5,850 unique items and 5,904 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
11-leaf clover 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Agent Mauve 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 1
alien plant fibers 1
alien plant goo 1
alien plant sample 1
alien protein powder 1
alien rock sample 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 1
alien zoological sample 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alphabet gum 1
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
animal part cracker 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
armored prawn 1
around the world 1
arrowgram 52
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn-spice donut 1
AutumnFest ale 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
baby oil shooter 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 1
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 1
bag of random words 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
baked stuffing 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
bakelite bits 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 1
ball 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
bar of freeze-dried water 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
barnacled barrel 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel beryl 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 1
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bauxite beret 1
bauxite bow-tie 1
bauxite boxers 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beard incense 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Belt of Loathing 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 1
black catseye marble 1
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pepper 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black tear 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 1
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 1
blue grass 1
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
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blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
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blueberry muffin 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone chips 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of matches 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot flask 1
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 1
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
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bowl of Jeal-O 1
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bowl of rye sprouts 1
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bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of sunshine 1
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boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
Boxing Day Pass 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 1
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bread line 1
bread man 1
bread pie 1
bread roll 1
breadchucks 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
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broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 1
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged beanie 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bunch of sea grapes 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burning newspaper 1
burnt flower 1
burnt snowpants 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 1
BURT 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 1
Bustle Hustler 1
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Boy 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 1
buzzard feather 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 1
cactus fruit 1
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Calzone of Legend 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
can of V-11 1
can opener 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 1
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy crayons 1
candy harmonica 1
candy knuckles 1
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
candy UFOs 1
candycaine powder 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 1
capacitor relay 1
capped blue lava bottle 1
capped green lava bottle 1
capped red lava bottle 1
captured boozles 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 1
carnivorous potted plant 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
Carpathian longsword 1
carrot cake 1
carrot cake precipice bar 1
carton of gaspers 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 1
Charity's choker 1
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
Charter: Nellyville 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chiffon lemon 1
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate "Phoenix" 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate chip muffin 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate Spider Queen 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered loofah 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
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roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 1
robin flan 1
robin nog 1
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 1
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 1
rocket fuel 1
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 1
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 1
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 1
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 1
roller skate decoy 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
root beer 1
root beer barrel 1
rose 1
rotten tomato 1
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royal jelly 1
royal jelly taco 1
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rubber ribcage 1
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rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby W 1
rum and cola 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny fermented egg 1
runproof mascara 1
Russian Ice 1
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty compass 1
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rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal greaves 1
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s'more 1
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S.A.V.E. flyer 1
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.S. Ticket 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 1
sack lunch 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
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safety vest 1
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 1
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander spleen 1
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salt plum 1
salt wages 1
salt water taffy 1
saltwaterbed 1
salty dog 1
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sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 1
sangria 1
Sangria de Menthe 1
sardine can key 1
saucepan 1
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 1
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 1
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Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
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Scepter of Loathing 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1
Science Notebook 1
scimitar cozy 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap of shadow 1
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll case 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of protection from lycanthropes 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 1
scrunchie tourniquet 1
Scuba Snack 1
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seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 1
seared dino steak 1
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret from the future 1
secret mummy herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 1
self-dribbling basketball 1
self-repairing earmuffs 1
Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
sentient meat mass 1
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
severed rocking horse head 1
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sewer nuggets 1
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Sexy Cosmo 1
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shadow venom 1
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
shaking skull 1
sham champagne 1
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shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 1
sharkfin gumbo 1
shavin' razor 1
shaving cream 1
sheet cake 1
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
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shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 1
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shopkeeper beard 1
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short deposition 1
short writ of habeas corpus 1
short-handled mop 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of granola liqueur 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
Shot of Kardashian Gin 1
shot of mescal 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 1
shovelful of dirt 1
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 1
shrimp cocktail 1
shrinking powder 1
shroomtini 1
Shrubble Bubble 1
shuddering cow skull 1
shuddersword 1
shuriken salad 1
shushed potatoes 1
Siberian sunrise 1
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silent D 1
silent E 1
silent F 1
silent G 1
silent H 1
silent I 1
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silent K 1
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silent M 1
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silent Q 1
silent R 1
silent S 1
silent T 1
silent U 1
silent V 1
silent W 1
silent X 1
silent Y 1
silent Z 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
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silver cow skull 1
silver face paint 1
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silver paté knife 1
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silver table-scraper 1
silver tongue charrrm 1
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
Simepore slime 1
simple AI 1
Sinful Desires 1
single atom 1
single entendre 1
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
single swig of vodka 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
single-use dust mask 1
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister-looking cat 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
six-armed sweater 1
six-rainbow shield 1
sizzling desk bell 1
sizzling seal fat 1
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 1
skate blade 1
skate board 1
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skate skin 1
skelelton spine 1
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skeleton bone 1
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skeleton skis 1
skewer 1
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 1
skin oil 1
skirt / kilt kit 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
Skully's hot chocolate 1
slab of sponge 1
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 1
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleaze powder 1
sleaze wad 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 1
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleep mask 1
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 1
sleeve deuce 1
slice of pizza 1
slick fish meat 1
slide rule 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
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slime convention swag bag 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime shooter 1
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slime-covered greaves 1
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slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
Slimebite 1
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 1
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slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
slow jam collection 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
sludgesicle 1
slug of rum 1
slug of shochu 1
slug of vodka 1
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small gummi fin 1
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small pile of sand 1
Smart Bone Dust 1
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smelted roe 1
smiley-face sticker 1
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smoldering bagel punch 1
SMOOCH bottlecap 1
SMOOCH soda 1
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smooth velvet shirt 1
smooth velvet socks 1
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smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 1
snailmail bits 1
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snake 1
snake oil 1
snake shield 1
snakebite 1
snapdragon pistil 1
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 1
snorkel 1
snow berries 1
snow cleats 1
snow crab 1
snow fort 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowball 1
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snowstick 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
Sogg-Os 1
soggy seed packet 1
soilzerac 1
solid gold bowling ball 1
solid gold jewel 1
solid gold pegleg 1
sonar fishfinder 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
sorority brain 1
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soup turtle 1
soup-chucks 1
Source essence 1
Source shades 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 1
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 1
Source terminal DRAM chip 1
Source terminal file: compress.edu 1
Source terminal file: cram.ext 1
Source terminal file: critical.enh 1
Source terminal file: damage.enh 1
Source terminal file: dram.ext 1
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu 1
Source terminal file: familiar.ext 1
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Source terminal file: portscan.edu 1
Source terminal file: pram.ext 1
Source terminal file: protect.enq 1
Source terminal file: spam.ext 1
Source terminal file: stats.enq 1
Source terminal file: substats.enh 1
Source terminal file: tram.ext 1
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 1
Source terminal GRAM chip 1
Source terminal INGRAM chip 1
Source terminal SCRAM chip 1
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip 1
Sourfinger 1
Souvenir Chopsticks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soyburger juice 1
soylent staff 1
Space Baby children's book 1
space bar 1
space beast fur 1
space blanket 1
space chowder 1
space heater 1
space invader 1
space jam 1
space jam toast 1
space marine flash grenade 1
space needle 1
space port 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Tours Tripple 1
Spacegate Research 1
spaghetti breakfast 1
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 1
spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 1
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spangly sombrero 1
spangly unitard 1
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spants 1
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spare neck bolts 1
sparking robo-battery 1
sparkler 1
Spechunky bar 1
specialty ammo bandolier 1
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 1
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 1
Spelunker of Fortune 1
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
SPF 451 lip balm 1
sphygmomanometer 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jerky stick 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 1
spidercow eye-cluster 1
spiked femur 1
spirit bed 1
spirit blanket 1
spirit gum 1
spirit mattress 1
spirit pillow 1
spirit sheet 1
spiritual candy cane 1
spiritual eggnog 1
spiritual fruitcake 1
spiritual gingerbread 1
sponge cake 1
spooky alphabet block 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 1
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky bindle 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 1
spooky felt 1
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 1
spooky hi mein 1
spooky lasso 1
spooky length of string 1
spooky lipstick 1
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 1
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky nuggets 1
spooky powder 1
spooky sap 1
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 1
spooky sound effects record 1
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 1
spooky stir-fry 1
spooky stuffing 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 1
spooky toy wheel 1
Spooky VHS Tape 1
spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
Spookyraven signet 1
spoonful of Linguine-Os 1
spork 1
spray chrome 1
spray paint 1
spring 1
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" 1
sprocket 1
sprocket assembly 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 1
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 1
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Frozen Lard 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of Kitchen Royalty 1
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 1
stainless steel scarf 1
stainless steel skullcap 1
stainless steel solitaire 1
stale baguette 1
stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
stalk of asparagus 1
standard-issue cupcake 1
standards and practices guide 1
stapler bear 1
star 1
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star pop 1
star spatula 1
Star Spawn 1
star staff 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
Steal This Candy 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 1
Steamboat 1
steamed oyster 1
steamy ruby 1
steel drivin' hammer 1
steel sword 1
Stembridge sidearm 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 1
stench wad 1
Stephen's lab coat 1
Stephen's secret formula 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 1
Stick-Knife of Loathing 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1
stick-on gnome beard 1
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky hand whip 1
sticky lava globs 1
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
stink-penny 1
stinkin' bindle 1
stinkwater 1
stinky fannypack 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 1
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 1
stolen meatpouch 1
stolen necklace 1
stolen office supplies 1
stolen sushi 1
stomach turnover 1
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 1
Stone Golem pebbles 1
stone of eXtreme power 1
stone wool 1
Stooper 1
strange cube 1
strange paste 1
strange shiny disc 1
straw hat 1
strawberry 1
strawberry daiquiri 1
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 1
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1
strawberyl 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
stress ball 1
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of moist beads 1
stringy sinew 1
Strix stix 1
strongness elixir 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 1
stuffed astral badger 1
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 1
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 1
stuffed cocoabo 1
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 1
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 1
stuffed mind flayer 1
stuffed mink 1
stuffed Mob Penguin 1
stuffed monocle 1
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 1
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 1
stuffed shoulder parrot 1
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed snowy owl 1
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1
stuffed spooky mushroom 1
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed teddy butler 1
stuffed tin of caviar 1
stuffed treasure chest 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1
stuffed yeti 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 1
stunt nuts 1
sturdy cane 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 1
styrofoam ore 1
sub-molecular interocitor 1
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 1
sucker tachi 1
Suffering Sinner 1
sugar banana 1
sugar chapeau 1
sugar cherry 1
Sugar Cog 1
sugar lime 1
sugar shank 1
sugar shard 1
sugar sheet 1
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 1
sugar shorts 1
sugar shotgun 1
sugar sphere 1
sugar-coated pine cone 1
Summer Nights 1
sunken chest 1
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
super-absorbent tarp 1
super-size brogurt 1
super-spiky hair gel 1
super-strong air freshener 1
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 1
superduperball 1
superheated fudge 1
Supernova Champagne 1
Suppurating Sinner 1
surprisingly capacious handbag 1
sushi doily 1
Swabbie™ swab 1
swamp haunch 1
swashbuckling pants 1
Swedish massage fish 1
sweet mochi ball 1
sweet party mix 1
sweet rims 1
Sweet Sword 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
sweetened reindeer fat 1
swirly potion 1
Swizzler 1
Sword of Dark Omens 1
sword of static 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic marrow 1
synthetic rock 1
synthetic stuffing 1
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 1
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 1
taco shell 1
tail o' nine cats 1
tailbone shield 1
tainted milk 1
tainted seal's blood 1
Take Eleven Bar 1
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Spelunking 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 1
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangled mass of creepy pasta 1
tankard of ale 1
tap shoes 1
tapped black lotus 1
tarnished bottlecap 1
tarnished metal ring 1
tarnished metal rod 1
tarrrnish charrrm 1
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 1
tassel 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1
tasty louse 1
tasty tart 1
tawdry amethyst 1
tea for one 1
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 1
Tears of the Quiet Healer 1
teddy bear 1
teddy borg 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
teflon ore 1
teflon swim fins 1
Telltale™ rubber heart 1
temperance whiskey 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 1
temporary tribal tattoo 1
temporary X tattoos 1
Temps Tempranillo 1
ten-leaf clover 1
tenderizing hammer 1
tennis ball 1
tequila grenade 1
tequila sunrise 1
tequila with training wheels 1
Tequiz Navidad 1
terra panna cotta 1
terrible poem 1
Texas tea 1
thanksgiving turkey 1
That 70s Cologne 1
that gum you like 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Author's inkwell 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Bomb 1
The Chill of the Wild 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
The Emperor's dry cleaning 1
The Emperor's new cookie 1
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
The Firegate Tapes 1
the funk 1
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Imploded World 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 1
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Lot's engagement ring 1
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
The One Mood Ring 1
The Plumber's mushroom stew 1
The Ring 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 1
They liver 1
They liver popsicle 1
thick walrus blubber 1
thin black candle 1
thin gold wire 1
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
Third Base 1
third ear 1
Third Eye 1
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 1
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 1
Three Mile Island shorts 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing bone 1
throwing candy 1
throwing fork 1
throwing knife 1
throwing spoon 1
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