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Display Case for MrSpeed (#2121902)
This player is ranked #422 for Most Total Items with a total of 326,404 items.
This player is ranked #352 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,324 items.

This player is a member of the clan Senams Provocable Country Club.

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MrSpeed (#2121902)
This player has 2,324 unique items and 326,404 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"KICK ME" sign 17
"meat" stick 106
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
1-ball 3
1952 Mickey Mantle card 73
2-ball 4
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 29
4-ball 2
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 2
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 2
7-ball 1
8-ball 10
8-billed baseball cap 9
8-bit banana 1
a butt tuba 3
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
abandoned candy 80
abominable blubber 1
absentee voter ballot 2
abstraction: action 15
abstraction: certainty 150
abstraction: joy 154
abstraction: motion 116
Abyssal ember 33
accidental cider 2
accord ion 1
acid-squirting flower 1
actual tapas 4
adder 6
adorable seal larva 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 114
Aggressive Carrot 444
Agitated Turkey 3
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 20
airblaster gun 20
Aldebaran sardines 2
Alice's Army Sniper 1
alien animal goo 66
alien meat 130
alien plant fibers 168
alien plant goo 69
alien plant pod 1
alien rock sample 1,289
alien toenails 157
all-purpose cleaner 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 24
alphabet gum 136
amber aviator shades 2
Ambitious Turkey 45
Amnesiac Ale 2
amok pudding 1
Amulet of Yendor 75
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient medicinal herbs 7
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 166
anemone sauce 13
anemoney clip 1
Angry Farmer candy 272
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 65
angst burger 11
animal part cracker 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ant agonist 3
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 2
antique machete 2
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 2
antique nutcracker cape 2
antique nutcracker drumstick 2
antique nutcracker epaulets 2
antique nutcracker figurine 2
antique nutcracker hat 2
antique nutcracker pants 2
antique nutcracker sword 2
antique nutcracker waistcoat 2
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 1
arrowgram 15
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 9
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos crossbow string 90
asbestos ore 3
asbestos stick 86
asbestos sword hilt 85
asbestos thermos 2
ASCII fu manchu 2
astral mushroom 22
Atomic Pop 65
Aura Libre 1
Aye Aye, Captain 2
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 2
baby oil shooter 1
backwoods screwdriver 2
BACON 20
baconstone 100
bad rum and good cola 2
badass belt 1
bag of airline peanuts 137
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 3
bag of GORP 106
bag of gross foreign snacks 3,843
bag of many confections 58
bag of park garbage 41,675
bag of QWOP 46
bag of sausage links 2
bag of W&Ws 294
Baja sopapilla 6
baked stuffing 2
balaclava baklava 3
balloon sword 1
banana 6
banana smoothie 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 2
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 108
barnacled barrel 575
barrel pickle 2
barrel-aged martini 3
Barulio's bottle 2
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
bat guano 91
bat wing 4
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batgut 99
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bauxite beret 4
bauxite bow-tie 3
bauxite boxers 3
bazookafish bubble gum 133
Beach Buck 142
beach glass bead 5
bean burrito 1
beastly paste 12
beaver punch (cherry) 2
beaver punch (papaya) 2
beaver spear 2
beefy fish meat 15
beefy pill 2
beer basted brat 1
beer lens 108
beertini 3
beery blood 495
bejeweled cufflinks 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 7
bent scrap metal 3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
big dribbly candle 4
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 94
big tun 155
Bit O' Ectoplasm 86
Bit O' Quail Spleen 2
BitterSweetTarts 77
black candy heart 185
black eye shadow 3
black eyedrops 3
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 2
Black Hole 3
black label 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 7
black pixel 4
black slime glob 1
black snowcone 7
black tear 4
black-and-blue light 55
blackberry 23
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 4
blank prescription sheet 3
Blatantly Canadian 8
blended frozen swill 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 4
blob of acid 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood and blood 60
blood flower 81
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 4
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodstain stick 2
bloody beer 2
bloody clown pants 109
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 2
blue grass 5
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 219
blue oyster badge 12
blue plasma ball 57
blue snowcone 68
blunt cat claw 2
body spradium 28
boilermaker 2
boiling broth 35
bone abacus 1
bone bons 2
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 33
book of matches 8
boot flask 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borrowed time 1
bottle of Amontillado 2
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 3
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 3
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 109
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 2
bottle of gregnadigne 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 5
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 3
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 3
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 4
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 338
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 3
bottle of tequila 3
bottle of vodka 5
bottle of whiskey 810
bottled swamp gas 1
bowl of cottage cheese 5
bowl of eyeballs 4
bowl of Jeal-O 3
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 3
bowl of marinade 5
bowl of mernudo 100
bowl of mummy guts 3
box 76
box of Dweebs 332
box of sunshine 4
box turtle 1
boxed wine 1,104
Boxing Day Pass 93
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 2
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
bread roll 3
breaded beer 1
breakfast mess 112
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 180
brick 194
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 21,327
BRICKO eye brick 331
briefcase 100
brigand brittle 4
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
broberry brogurt 3
brocolate brogurt 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 106
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 3
BROS Energy Drink 28
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown sugar cane 57
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 9
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of wine 3
bugbear beanie 3
bugbear bungguard 5
Bugbearclaw Donut 2
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 7
bunch of sea grapes 100
bunch of square grapes 4
bunny liver 5
burnt snowpants 62
burnt stick 1
bus pass 6
butterfly knife 1
button rouge 4
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calle de miel 3
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout pup tent 101
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 2
can of Brütalbräu 2
can of cherry-flavored sterno 4
can of Drooling Monk 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of sardines 1
can of the cheapest beer 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 116
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 79
candied sweet potatoes 2
candied yams 4
candy brain 90
candy cane 62
candy carrot 3
candy carrot cake 2
candy cigarette 1
candy knife 1
candy necktie 19
candy skeleton 58
candy stake 55
candycaine powder 69
canopic jar 1
cap gun 19
carbonated soy milk 3
cardboard katana 4
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunks 1
Carpathian longsword 59
carrot claret 1
carton of rotten eggs 139
carton of snake milk 3
cast 98
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 97
Centauri fish wine 1
centipede eggs 4
Chakra Libre 3
chaos butterfly 6
chaos popcorn 1
charisma potion 3
Charity's choker 1
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap studded belt 63
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 3
cherry 8
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
chewable paper 3
chicle de salchicha 3
child-sized dracula cloak 2
children of the candy corn 75
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 8
chloroform rag 1
choco-Crimbot 2
chocolate "Phoenix" 1
chocolate disco ball 92
chocolate filthy lucre 56
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate pasta spoon 139
chocolate saucepan 85
chocolate Spider Queen 1
chocolate stolen accordion 106
chocolate turtle totem 90
chocolate-covered caviar 55
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow string 80
chrome ore 2
chrome stick 79
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 94
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigarette lighter 10
cinnamon cannoli 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 95
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
clockwork maid 2
clove-flavored lip balm 2
clown hammer 144
clown shoes 1
clown skin 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
coal contact lenses 1
coal dust 4
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
Cobra Bowl 2
cocktail mushroom 159
cocoa eggshell fragment 5
coconut shell 173
cod cape 1
cog 89
cold hi mein 20
Cold Hots candy 3,522
cold powder 12
cold wad 2
cold water bottle 54
cologne of contempt 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 6
comb jelly 7
combat fan 2
Comet Drop 68
Comet Pop 67
commemorative war stein 13
complex mushroom wine 2
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 44
confiscated comic book 26
confiscated love note 39
confusing LED clock 28
conjured ice cream 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
cookie cookie 1
cool cat claw 2
cool jelly donut 3
cool mushroom 23
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 1
cop dollar 3,598
cordial of concentration 6
corn holder 2
cornucopia 274
Corpse Island iced tea 8
corpse on the beach 10
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 5
cosmetic football 148
cotton candy bale 60
cotton candy cone 52
cotton candy pillow 70
cotton candy pinch 73
cotton candy plug 89
cotton candy skoshe 88
cotton candy smidgen 79
crêepy mask 1
cranberries 3
cranberry cordial 6
cranberry cylinder 1
crappy brain 1
crappy waiter disguise 2
crayon shavings 1,613
crazy hobo notebook 3
crazy little Turkish delight 71
Crazymaker 2
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream stout 3
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy voodoo doll 3
crident 4
Crimbo candied pecan 155
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 5
Crimbo Factory surprise box 19
Crimbo fudge 165
Crimbo peppermint bark 95
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbojito 8
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 3
crudles 2
cruelty-free wine 1
CSA bravery badge 4
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 28
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 8
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cuppa Activi tea 3
cuppa Alacri tea 8
cuppa Boo tea 5
cuppa Chari tea 13
cuppa Craft tea 12
cuppa Cruel tea 8
cuppa Dexteri tea 6
cuppa Feroci tea 8
cuppa Flamibili tea 9
cuppa Flexibili tea 16
cuppa Frost tea 12
cuppa Gill tea 8
cuppa Impregnabili tea 9
cuppa Improprie tea 13
cuppa Insani tea 8
cuppa Irritabili tea 9
cuppa Loyal tea 10
cuppa Mana tea 6
cuppa Mediocri tea 7
cuppa Monstrosi tea 4
cuppa Morbidi tea 9
cuppa Nas tea 7
cuppa Net tea 3
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 8
cuppa Obscuri tea 7
cuppa Physicali tea 5
cuppa Proprie tea 9
cuppa Royal tea 11
cuppa Serendipi tea 9
cuppa Sobrie tea 7
cuppa Toast tea 16
cuppa Twen tea 10
cuppa Uncertain tea 10
cuppa Vitali tea 16
cuppa Voraci tea 6
cuppa Wit tea 8
cuppa Yet tea 5
cursed chocolate doubloon 2
Cursed Punch 1
cute mushroom 1
cyan seashell 59
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 150
D roll 1
d10 1,325
d12 1,081
d20 1,376
d4 1,355
d6 1,113
d8 1,155
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 16
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 18
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 10
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 12
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 13
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 15
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 20
dance card 1
dancing fan 5
Dark & Starry 1
dead guy's watch 111
dead meat bun 2
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 1
decent brain 1
decomposed boot 336
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 49
deep six-shooter 8
defective skull 145
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious candy 2
delicious comfit? 60
delicious noodles 2
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious star salad 1
delicious swamp muck 90
deluxe Neverending Party favor 76
demon skin 4
denastified haunch 1
denim jacket 115
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 2
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 7
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 2
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
devil hair pasta 1
deviled egg 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 5
digital key lime pie 1
dilapidated wizard hat 64
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
dire fudgesicle 4
dirty hobo gloves 109
disassembled clover 184
disco ball 3
disco mask 4
disease 89
disembodied brain 2
Dish of Clarified Butter 287
disintegrating barrel 21
disintegrating quill pen 3
disintegrating spiky collar 1
disposable lighter 1
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 86
Divine 2
divine blowout 2,413
divine can of silly string 2,454
divine champagne flute 193
divine champagne popper 186
divine cracker 217
divine noisemaker 2,422
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 3
dog ointment 2
dollar-sign bag 332
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
dorky glasses 125
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double-ice gum 6
Doublepunchplanter 2
drab sonata 1
Drac & Tan 1
Dragonscale breastplate 1
dream of a dog 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum of tommy ammo 4
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry noodles 557
dry vodka martini 3
dubious peppermint 72
ducha de oro 1
duct tape wallet 116
dull fish scale 211
duonoculars 1
dusty barrel 25
dusty bottle of Marsala 3
dusty bottle of Merlot 2
dusty bottle of Muscat 3
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
dusty bottle of Port 3
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dwarf bread 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 4
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
eagle feather 8
eagle's milk 12
Earth and Firewater 2
Earth, Wind and Firewater 2
Eau de Guaneau 3
eaves droppers 22
ectoplasm au jus 5
ectoplasmic orbs 3
ectoplasmic paste 3
edible alien plant bit 143
eel battery 3
eel sauce 9
eel skin 2
Effermint™ tablets 96
eggbeater 2
eggnog 2
eighth plague 2
elderly jawbreaker 58
eldritch dough 1
eldritch effluvium 470
eldritch elixir 2
eldritch ichor 11
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 2
electric copperhead potion 6
Electric Punch 2
electric snakebite 1
electronics kit 202
elemental sugarcube 4,526
eleven-foot pole 1
elf army field rations 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 4
elven hardtack 1
Elvish delight 75
embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty meat tank 94
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted muesli 1
Enchanted Plunger 1
encoder ring 129
enormous belt buckle 75
essential tofu 1
etched hourglass 1
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 82
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
exotic travel brochure 1
expensive camera 4,914
expensive champagne 2
experimental serum G-9 1
experimental serum P-00 711
exploding cigar 658
explosion-flavored chewing gum 192
extra-greasy slider 21
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 4
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-toasted half sandwich 1
extremely wet T-shirt 4
eye of newt 1
eyebrow lifter 2
eyedrops of the ocelot 6
eyepatch 1
fake blood 1
fake cocktail 1
fake fake vomit 135
fake hand 136
fake washboard 1
fancy bath salts 3
fancy opera glasses 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 3
fat stacks of cash 48
fat wallet 288
FDKOL hotcakes 1
felt 94
ferret bait 3
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 2
figurine of a charred seal 3
figurine of a cold seal 7
figurine of a shadowy seal 12
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filet of The Fish 3
filthy child leash 1,005
filthy hippy poncho 51
filthy poultice 85
fine aged cheddarwurst 15
fine wine 2
finger cymbals 1
Finnish Fish 2
fire of unknown origin 9
fire poi 3
fireclutch 1
firemilk 1
fish bazooka 1
fish head 40
fish juice box 2
fish scimitar 8
fish stick 6
fishelada 101
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish lasagna 5
fishy paste 3
Fitspiration™ poster 1
flaming crutch 90
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 2
flan del mar 6
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 8
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 69
flavorless gruel 1
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
fleshy lump 61
flirtatious feather 1
floral-print skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
flytrap pellet 17
foam dart 57
foie gras 3
foon 92
forbidden danish 1
forest spirit rattle 2
fortune cookie 1
frat brats 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 3
freezin' bindle 2
French bronilla brogurt 4
fricasseed brains 5
Friendliness Beverage 2
Friendly Turkey 1
frigid derringer 68
frigid ninja stars 3
frost-rimed seal hide 82
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 53
frozen danish 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen shampoo-conditioner 4
fruitcake 101
fruitfilm 45
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 66
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudge spork 57
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
Fudgie Roll 59
FunFunds™ 1,329
funky dried mushroom 5
funky eyepatch 1
furry pants 46
fustulent seal grulch 89
future drug: Coolscaline 1
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy busby 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 2
Gaia beads 3
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
gamer slurry 2
gamma nog 2
ganger bandana 1
garbage juice slurpee 1,988
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 73
garish pinky ring 1
gas balloon 4
gas can 171
Gathered Meat-Clip 4,921
gator skin 1
Gearhead Goo 4
ghost beer 2
Ghost Dog Chow 39
ghost of a necklace 1
ghostly ectoplasm 8
ghuol ears 5
ghuol egg 115
ghuol guolash 1
giant breath mint 1
giant designer sunglasses 2
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant giant moth dust 2
giant green gummi bear 74
giant green gummi ingot 57
giant heirloom grape tomato 3
giant needle 1
giant pearl 2
giant red gummi bear 57
giant red gummi ingot 78
giant shrimp fork 5
giant tube of black lipstick 1
giant turkey leg 4
giant yellow gummi bear 67
giant yellow gummi ingot 69
gibson 2
gift card 97
gimlet 3
Gin Mint 1
ginger snaps 1
gingerbeard 1
gingerbread hoodie 9
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread smartphone 278
gingerbread wine 1
gingernade 1
ginormous pumpkin 2
giraffe-necked turtle 1
glark cable 1
glass of bourbon 1
glass of gnat milk 1
glass of goat's milk 2
glass of herbal tequila 1
glass of raw eggs 18
glass of warm milk 5
glass of warm water 83
glistening fish meat 8
Glo-Pop 2
glob of salty molasses 563
glob of spoiled mayo 3
glob of undifferentiated tissue 7
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 11
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing syringe 3
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnoll lips 1
gnoll teeth 100
Gnollish flyswatter 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish sangria 2
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomish sagngria 1
go-go potion 24
Go-Wassail 2
goat cheese 3
goat cheese pizza 649
gob of wet hair 44
goblin water 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 16
gold crown 1
gold nuggets 17,503
gold wedding ring 1
golden gum 288
golden gun 111
Good 'n' Quiet 2
Good 'n' Slimy 50
gooey paste 6
googly eye 126
GOTO 6
gourmet gourami oil 2
government cheese 3
government-issue identification badge 3
government-issued candy 1
gr8ps 1
grain of sand 2,917
grapefruit 478
Grasshopper 2
grave robbing shovel 1
gray seashell 56
grease trap 1
green and red bean 174
green bean casserole 3
Green Burlap 2
green candy heart 1,120
green drunki-bear 76
Green Giant 3
green gummi ingot 29
green lava globs 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
Green Manalishi 9
green pixel 1
green seashell 64
green slime glob 4
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 65
green-iced sweet roll 1
gremlin juice 8
grimstone mask 1
grimy lab coat 3
grody jug 41
Groll doll 19
groose grease 17
groupie bra 4
groupie spangles 16
grue egg 1
guitar pick 2
gummi canary 76
gummi salamander 84
gummi snake 72
gummi turtle 1
Gummi-DNA 74
Gummi-Gnauga 52
gun cleaning kit 1
gunky chicken 3
gunner's daughter 2
gunpowder burrito 555
guy made of bee pollen 1
hacked gibson 336
haggis socks 20
haggis-infused soap 45
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 31
hair of the fish 1
hair oil 1
hair spray 4
Hairpiece On Fire 1
half of a gold tooth 282
half-baked potion 3
half-sized guitar 1
halibut 1
ham steak 1
hamlet sandwich 1
Hand in Glove 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 1
handful of hand chalk 3
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of sand 16
handful of Smithereens 329
handful of stubble 1
handful of tips 2
handsomeness potion 2
handyman "hand soap" 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
haunted bindle 53
haunted eggnog 3
haunted flame 2
haunted gimlet 4
haunted Hell ramen 2
haunted martini 1
haunted pizza 1
Haymaker 2
heart cozy 11
heart of the volcano 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy-duty clipboard 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 2
hellion cube 2
hellseal claw 35
hellseal whisker 39
helmet turtle 2
hemp string 51
henna face paint 3
henna tattoo 7
herbal stuffing 4
hermit permit 78
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
Herringtini 1
hibiscus petal 2
Hide-rox™ cookie 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 14
Highest Bitter 2
hill of beans 1
hippopotamus skin 86
Hippy Army MPE 2
hoarded candy wad 318
hobo nickel 81
hobo paste 2
Hodgman's blanket 1
Holiday Fun! 123
holistic headache remedy 1
Hollandaise helmet 3
holly-flavored Hob-O 54
home robotics kit 21
honey stick 57
honey-dipped locust 54
horizontal tango 2
hot ashes 5
hot buttered roll 2
hot date 1
hot hi mein 6
hot jelly 2
hot katana blade 2
hot mint schnocolate 2
hot nuggets 3
hot plate 1
hot powder 11
hot wad 2
hot watered rum 1
hot wing 5
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
huge bowl of candy 37
huge gold coin 306
huge mosquito proboscis 37
huge pumpkin 2
Humanitini 3
humble pie 2
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hyperinflated seal lung 84
hypodermic needle 1
ice harvest 8
Ice Island Long Tea 4
ice porter 3
ice rice 3
ice wine 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 4
ice-cold fotie 97
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 108
ice-cold six-pack 46
ice-cold Willer 109
iced plum wine 74
icing poncho 2
icy hairspray 1
icy katana hilt 1
icy mushroom wine 1
imitation crab crate 15
imitation White Russian 9
imp air 7
Imp Ale 18
imp unity ring 1
infernal fife 1
infernal toilet brush 34
infrablack lipstick 1
initiative shawarma 1
inkwell 5
inky squid sauce 4
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 3
Instant Karma 24
intact anemone spike 373
interrogative elixir 32
invisibility cream 1
invisible potion 3
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
irradiated candy cane 65
irradiated turtle 2
Island Landslide 1
Island Thunderstorm 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 74
jack flapper 1
Jack-in-the-box 3
Jack-O-Lantern beer 42
jagged tooth 1
jam band 2
jam band bootleg 160
jangly bracelet 1
janitor's mop 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 4
jar of fermented pickle juice 4
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jaunty feather 1
java cookie 3
jawbruiser 8
jazz soap 130
jazzy cigarette holder 1
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
jerky coins 1
jive turkey leg 2
joybuzzer 124
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of hamethyst juice 5
jug of porquoise juice 2
jumping bean taco 1
jumping horseradish 44
Jungle Juice 3
junk yard 1
karma shawarma 1
Keese berry 1
kelp 126
kelp-holly drape 1
kelp-holly gun 1
kick-ass kicks 1
king cookie 2
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 3
Knob Goblin harem veil 2
Knob Goblin love potion 6
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin pants 5
Knob Goblin perfume 7
Knob Goblin scimitar 4
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin spatula 4
Knob Goblin tongs 6
Knob Goblin visor 2
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob mushroom 2
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 2
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll mushroom 1
knoll mushroom wine 1
kobold kibble 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 96
large box 11
large tankard of ale 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
lava-proof pants 1
lavawater 2
lavender candy heart 1,204
LCD game: Burger Belt 22
LCD game: Food Eater 14
LCD game: Garbage River 23
lead necklace 110
leaflet 3
leather bookmark 276
leather glove 1
leather mask 93
leathery bat skin 2
leathery cat skin 1
leathery rat skin 11
leechknife 1
leftover chocolate bar 2
leftover pasty 2
leftovers 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 5
lemon 294
lemon meringue pie 1
length of string 42
Leonard's glasses 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 6
li'l knight costume 1
Liam's mail 68
libertagliatelle 2
licorice boa 67
licorice root 77
licorice snake 2
lihc eye 113
lihc eye pie 1
lime 174
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 69
line 1
linguini of the sea 1
linoleum crossbow string 95
linoleum stick 105
linoleum sword hilt 101
liquid SONAR 3
literal grasshopper 2
little firkin 1,131
little paper umbrella 201
little red jam 2
liver popsicle 2
loaf of alien bread 1
loaf of soda bread 1
Lobos Mints 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 3
Locust 3
logging hatchet 1
Lolsipop 14
long pork casserole 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 1
loose teeth 109
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
los chinos 1
lost key 19
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of spookiness 3
Louder Than Bomb 3
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 57
LOV Elixir #3 84
LOV Elixir #6 47
LOV Emotionizer 97
LOV Enamorang 1
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 6
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1,263
love song of icy revenge 1,355
love song of naughty innuendo 1,295
love song of smoldering passion 1,316
love song of sugary cuteness 1,084
love song of vague ambiguity 1,320
lovecat tail 60
low tide martini 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
lucky rabbitfish fin 2
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lump of Brituminous coal 335
lynyrd musk 19
lynyrd skin 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 7
M-242 1
Mad Train wine 94
madius 1
Mae West 1
magenta seashell 67
magical baguette 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 123
magical ice cubes 188
magicberry tablets 29
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic sculpture kit 12
magnum of fancy champagne 1
mana-basted tofurkey leg 7
mana-coated yams 5
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 7
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 4
mangled finger 1
maple syrup 8
margarita 1
mariachi hat 3
mariachi toothpaste 3
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 330
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 2
martiny 2
marzipan skull 224
mashed potatoes 1
massive gemstone 181
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 24
meadeorite 76
meat from yesterday 92
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 1
mentholated wine 3
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin cookiestove 277
Mer-kin cooljuice 4
Mer-kin digpick 7
Mer-kin fastjuice 4
Mer-kin foodbucket 2
Mer-kin hidepaint 9
Mer-kin hookspear 6
Mer-kin lipstick 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 7
Mer-kin rollpin 2
Mer-kin roundshield 3
Mer-kin smartjuice 6
Mer-kin sneakmask 3
Mer-kin strongjuice 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 50
Mer-kin weaksauce 17
mercenary headband 65
mermaid's purse 2
mesh cap 48
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metal meteoroid 35
meteoreo 71
Meteorite-Ade 95
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Microplushie: Bropane 15
Microplushie: Dorkonide 4
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 11
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 5
Microplushie: Gothochondria 15
Microplushie: Hippylase 25
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 5
Microplushie: Otakulone 15
Microplushie: Raverdrine 11
Microplushie: Sororitrate 3
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 222
milk of magnesium 2
mime soul fragment 16
mince pie 2
mind flayer corpse 5
mineapple 1
mini-martini 1
miniature life preserver 1
Mint Yulep 2
Missing Eye Simulation Device 2
Misty Cloak 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 123
Mohawk wig 1
Mohobo 1
moist barrel 59
moist Crimbo spices 428
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
molten scrap metal 1
Mon Tiki 3
monkey wrench 1
monster bait 1
mood ring 141
moomy dust 1
moonberry wine cooler 194
moose chocolate 1
moose thought 3
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 5
mouldering barrel 6
mouse skull 2
mouth-watering mayolus 37
Mr. Accessory 11
Mr. Haggis 11
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muddy pirate hat 1
mullet wig 108
mummy wrapping 1
murderbot plasma rifle 3
murderbot power cell 12
Murderer's Punch 1
muscle oil 1
mushroom pizza 3
musk turtle 3
mutated candy lump 3
My First Art of War 6
mysterious chemical residue 1
Mysterious Green Box 14
nachos of the night 1
nanite-infested candy cane 72
nasty gum 2
Necbro wafers 73
Neuromancer 1
neutron lollipop 1
Neverending Party favor 2
neverending wallet chain 137
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja rope 1
non-aged vinegar 1
normal barrel 3,843
nothingtini 1
noticeable pumps 135
Now and Earlier 73
Nuclear Blastball 61
nurse's hat 3
nutty organic salad 2
O 12
occult jelly donut 1
octolus oculus 161
octolus-skin cloak 1
octopus's spade 3
oil of expertise 2
oil of oiliness 4
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil of slipperiness 2
oil of stability 7
oil-filled donut 1
ojo de pez burrito 100
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 5
old bronzer 3
old coin purse 368
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 355
old school calculator watch 22
old-fashioned 1
olive 333
olive lo mein 1
one piece of bubble gum 1
one pill 18
open sauce 3
orange 336
orange and black Crimboween candy 93
orange candy heart 1,372
orange popsicle 3
orange slime glob 5
orange snowcone 1
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc paste 3
orc wrist 2
Orcish baseball cap 1
orcish hand lotion 11
orcish nailing lube 10
orcish rubber 4
orcish stud-finder 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
oven mitts 2
overcookie 1
overpowering mushroom wine 1
oversized skullcap 1
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
P.B.L.T. 110
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 114
pack of chewing gum 77
pack of KWE trading card 1
packet of beer nuts 2
page of the Necrohobocon 7
Pain Dip 82
painful penne pasta 2
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 2
pants kit 2
panty raider camouflage 4
papaya taco 1
papotion of papower 12
parisian cathouse 1
party beer bomb 3
party hat 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 2
pasta spoon 2
patent aggression tonic 3
patent alacrity tonic 2
patent avarice tonic 3
patent invisibility tonic 2
patent preventative tonic 2
PB&J with the crusts cut off 207
peanut brittle shield 73
peanut sauce 1
pear tart 1
pearl diver's necklace 1
pec oil 6
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 314
pencil stub 2
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin skin 87
pentagram bandana 142
peppermint eel sauce 182
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint spine 4
peppermint sprout 87
peppermint twist 71
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 2
perfect ice cube 3
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect paloma 1
perfume of prejudice 3
perfume-soaked bandana 1
personal graffiti kit 16
personal massager 59
personalized coffee mug 62
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 142
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 139
petit fortran 1
ph balancer 1
phat turquoise bead 1
philosopher's scone 2
philter of phorce 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 85
pickled egg 2
Piddles 70
pie man was not meant to eat 10
piece of after eight 94
piece of driftwood 4
pigeon egg 5
pile of candy 76
pile of dirt 2
pile of dusty animal bones 1
pile of gold coins 344
pill cup 3
pine tar 122
Pine-Fresh air freshener 116
pineapple slab 4
pink candy heart 1,158
pink pony 2
pink slime 2
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate pelvis 114
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 2
pixel banana 1
pixel beer 1
pixel coin 121
pixel daiquiri 1
pixel lemon 2
pixellated candy heart 86
pixellated moneybag 187
Plague of Locusts 1
plague pie 1
plaid pocket square 1
plain old beer 1
plain snowcone 1
plastic ingot 1
plastic Jefferson wings 13
plastic passion fruit 90
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 2
PlexiPips 67
plum 1
plum wine 2
plus one 42
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket theremin 1
pocket wish 404
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
poisonous caviar 1
Polka Pop 68
Polysniff Perfume 7
ponytail clip 124
pool cue 1
pool torpedo 11
popcorn 1
poppy 3
popsicle stick 1
popular tart 6
porkpocket 2
portable cassette player 26
possessed sugar cube 1
possibility potion 5
potent potion of potency 3
potion of potency 3
potion of temporary gr8ness 11
potion of the field gar 1
poutine 5
powdered donut 1
powdered gold 98
powdered sealbone 130
power pill 125
pr0n legs 90
premium malt liquor 5
prescription noodles 1
pressurized potion of perception 6
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of proficiency 5
pressurized potion of puissance 2
pressurized potion of pulchritude 9
pretty flower 204
print screen button 82
prismatic wad 186
pristine fish scale 1
programmable turtle 4
protein paste 1
Prunets 268
psychic's amulet 16
psychic's circlet 16
psychic's crystal ball 21
psychic's pslacks 11
psychokinetic energy blob 1,968
Psychotic Train wine 7
pufferfish spine 3
pulled blue taffy 1,362
pulled green taffy 164
pulled indigo taffy 148
pulled orange taffy 2,153
pulled red taffy 1,764
pulled violet taffy 2,142
pulled yellow taffy 109
pump-up high-tops 2
pumpkin 3
pumpkin beer 15
pumpkin bomb 2
pumpkin juice 1
pumpkin pie 7
punch-drunk punch 32
punk patch 1
puppet strings 77
Purple Beast energy drink 227
purple corpsel 1
purple snowcone 34
pygmy adder oil 8
pygmy dart 1
pygmy phone number 61
Quaatorade™ 1
quantum taco 5
queen cookie 3
R'lyeh 2
rabbit punch 1
Rad Lib 660
Radberry Rip wine cooler 2
radioactive spider venom 1
Ram's Face Lager 1
rat appendix 107
rat appendix stir-fry 1
ratgut 3
ratskin pajama pants 1
ratty knitted cap 116
ravenous eye 2
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 2
raw cranberry sauce 1
raw gravy 1
raw green beans 1
raw mincemeat 1
raw sweet potato 1
razor-sharp can lid 97
really thick spine 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Chorale of Companionship 4
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 2
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 3,163
recording of Prelude of Precision 3
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
recovered cufflinks 1
Red Army camouflage kit 2
red badge 1
red book 1
red button 2
red drunki-bear 78
red eye 1
red foxglove 3
red gummi ingot 36
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 4
red masque 1
red pixel 1
red potion 1
red red wine 3
Red Roger's red left foot 1
Red Roger's red right foot 1
Red Rover BB gun 2
red rum 4
red shirt 1
red shoe 2
red snowcone 69
red velvet cake 5
red-and-green sweater 3
red-hot boilermaker 3
red-hot sausage fork 135
red-spotted snapper roe 1
redrum 2
refrigerated biohazard container 1
reinforced beaded headband 5
reodorant 4
resolution: be feistier 1,290
resolution: be happier 1,125
resolution: be kinder 143
resolution: be luckier 128
resolution: be more adventurous 145
resolution: be sexier 1,230
resolution: be smarter 1,286
resolution: be stronger 1,160
resolution: be wealthier 1,233
reverse Tantalus 2
rhinestone 3,365
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 77
ribbon candy ascot 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
ring 1
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
robin nog 2
robin's egg 1
robot grease 2
robotronic egg 1
rock 103
Rock Pops 131
rocket fuel 2
rockin' wagon 4
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 1
roll of Hob-Os 2
roll of toilet paper 51
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
rose 20
rotting barrel 10
rotting beefsteak 3
rough fish scale 1
round green sunglasses 2
round purple sunglasses 3
royal jelly taco 2
rubber emo roe 138
rubber spider 14
Rubee™ 128
ruby W 4
rum and cola 2