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Display Case for caducus (#2152206)

This player is ranked #330 for Most Total Items with a total of 542,334 items.
This player is ranked #8 for Most Unique Items with a total of 9,181 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ferengi Commerce Authority.

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caducus (#2152206)

This player has 9,181 unique items and 542,334 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	100
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	1,000
	"honey" dipper	1
	"KICK ME" sign	100
	"meat" stick	100
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	100
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	100
	1-ball	1
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	100
	100-Watt bulb	1
	11-leaf clover	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	17-ball	1
	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	100
	2-ball	1
	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	100
	33398 scroll	100
	334 scroll	100
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	100
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	100
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	100
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	1
	5-hour acrimony	100
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	100
	668 scroll	100
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	100
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	100
	9-ball	1
	99.44% pure math	100
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a bug's lymph	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	100
	A muse-bouche	100
	A. W. O. L. commendation	25
	abandoned candy	100
	abominable blubber	100
	abominable snowcone	100
	absentee voter ballot	1
	abstraction: action	100
	abstraction: category	100
	abstraction: certainty	100
	abstraction: comprehension	1
	abstraction: joy	100
	abstraction: motion	100
	abstraction: perception	100
	abstraction: purpose	100
	abstraction: sensation	100
	abstraction: thought	100
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	100
	acceptable mayolus	100
	accidental cider	100
	accidental mutton	1
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual blood sausage	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	100
	adder	100
	adder bladder	100
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	1
	adventurer clone egg	1
	aerated diving helmet	100
	Aerheads	100
	aerogel accordion	1
	aerogel akubra	1
	aerogel anvil	1
	aerogel apron	1
	aerogel ascot	1
	aerogel attache case	1
	aerosolized aerogel	1
	Affirmation Cookie	100
	affordable teak perch	1
	Afternoon Delight	100
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	100
	Agent Mauve	1
	Aggressive Carrot	100
	Agitated Turkey	100
	agnolotti arboli	100
	agua de vida	100
	Aiolion	1
	airblaster gun	1
	airborne mutagen	1
	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
	airplane tattoo	1
	alabaster bishop	1
	alabaster king	1
	alabaster knight	1
	alabaster pawn	1
	alabaster queen	1
	alabaster rook	1
	alarm accordion	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Aldebaran sardines	100
	Alewife™ Ale	100
	Alexy sauce	100
	Alice's Army Alchemist	100
	Alice's Army Bowman	100
	Alice's Army Cleric	100
	Alice's Army Coward	100
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	100
	Alice's Army Halberder	100
	Alice's Army Hammerman	100
	Alice's Army Horseman	100
	Alice's Army Lanceman	100
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	100
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	100
	Alice's Army Nurse	100
	Alice's Army Page	100
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	100
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	100
	Alice's Army Swordsman	100
	Alice's Army Wallman	100
	alien animal goo	100
	alien animal milk	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	100
	alien drugs	100
	alien force field disruptor bean	100
	alien gemstone	100
	alien hologram projector	100
	alien meat	100
	alien plant fibers	100
	alien plant goo	100
	alien plant sample	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien rock sample	100
	alien sandwich	100
	alien source code printout	100
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	alien toenails	100
	alien zoological sample	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	100
	all-purpose flower	100
	all-year sucker	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	100
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	100
	alpine watercolor set	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	Amanitee	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	100
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	100
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	100
	amok putter	1
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	100
	ancient cursed foot locker	100
	ancient frozen dinner	100
	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	100
	ancient medicinal herbs	100
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient pills	100
	ancient poisoned dart	100
	Ancient Protector Soda	100
	ancient protein powder	100
	ancient redwood	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	100
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	100
	ancient vinyl coin purse	100
	anemone nematocyst	100
	anemone sauce	100
	anemoney clip	1
	angel-food cake	100
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	anger blaster	1
	Angry Farmer candy	1,000
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	100
	angry inch	100
	angst burger	100
	animal part cracker	100
	anise-flavored venom	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	ankleweights	1
	annealed drippy orb	1
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary gift box	1
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	100
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	100
	anti-burn cream	1
	anti-creep cream	1
	anti-freeze cream	1
	anti-goosebump cream	1
	anti-odor cream	1
	anti-pain cream	1
	anticheese	100
	antimatter wad	100
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique beer	100
	antique bottle of cough syrup	100
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique Canadian lantern	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	100
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	1
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	1
	antique nutcracker cape	1
	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker figurine	1
	antique nutcracker hat	1
	antique nutcracker pants	1
	antique nutcracker sword	1
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
	antique packet of ketchup	100
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	100
	antique shield	1
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	1
	antique spyglass	1
	antique tacklebox	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	100
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	arcanoferric housing	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	29
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	armored prawn	100
	around the world	100
	Arr, M80	100
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrowgram	100
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	100
	artisanal homebrew gift package	1
	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
	artisanal limoncello	100
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	100
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	100
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	100
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	100
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	100
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	100
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	100
	asbestos ore	100
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	100
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	100
	asbestos thermos	100
	ASCII fu manchu	100
	ASCII shirt	1
	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
	ash soda	100
	Asleep in the Cemetery	100
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus lo mein	100
	asparagus stir-fry	100
	aspirin	1
	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
	assassin's cheese knife	100
	asshat	1
	asteroid belt	1
	astral mushroom	100
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	100
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	100
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	1
	automatic catapult	1
	automatic wine thief	1
	autumn breeze	1
	autumn years wisdom	1
	autumn-spice donut	1
	AutumnFest ale	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
	awful poetry journal	100
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	100
	Aye Aye, Captain	100
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	100
	bätzle	100
	baby bark scorpion	1
	baby camelCalf	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	1
	baby oil shooter	100
	babycakes	100
	backwoods banjo	1
	backwoods screwdriver	100
	BACON	100
	bacon bath ball	1
	baconstone	100
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	baconstone-handled sixgun	1
	bad penguin egg	1
	bad rum and good cola	1
	bad vibroknife	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	100
	badass pie	100
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	Bag o' Tricks	1
	bag of airline peanuts	100
	bag of bones	100
	bag of Cheat-Os	100
	bag of foreign bribes	100
	bag of GORF	100
	bag of GORP	100
	bag of grain	100
	bag of gross foreign snacks	100
	bag of Iunion stones	1
	bag of lard	100
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of park garbage	100
	bag of pygmy blood	100
	bag of QWOP	100
	bag of random words	100
	bag of sausage links	100
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	100
	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
	bagged stuffed "L"	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	100
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	100
	Baja sopapilla	100
	baked stuffing	100
	baked veggie ricotta casserole	1
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bits	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	bakelite-covered bacon	100
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	100
	balanced antler	1
	ball	100
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	100
	baloney rotgut	100
	balsa plank	100
	balsam barrel	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	100
	banana candle	1
	banana cream pie	100
	banana daiquiri	100
	banana milkshake	100
	banana peel	100
	banana smoothie	100
	banana spritzer	100
	banana supersucker	100
	bananagate	100
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	baneful bandolier	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	100
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	100
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	100
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	100
	bargain flash powder	100
	baritone accordion	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	100
	barnacled barrel	100
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	100
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel cracker	100
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	100
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	100
	barrelhead	1
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	100
	bartender skull	100
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	100
	Barulio's bottle	100
	basaltamander buckler	1
	basaltamander tongue	100
	baseball	100
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	100
	Bash-Ōs cereal	100
	basic martini	100
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	basking robin	1
	bastard baster	1
	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	100
	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
	bat guano	100
	bat haggis	100
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	100
	bat wing kabob	100
	bat wing stir-fry	100
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	100
	batarang	100
	batblade	1
	Batfellow comic	1
	batgut	100
	bath ball gift set	1
	batskin belt	100
	battered Crimbo Crate	100
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	battery (9-Volt)	100
	battery (AA)	100
	battery (AAA)	100
	battery (car)	1
	battery (D)	1
	battery (lantern)	1
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	100
	battoo kit	1
	bauxite beret	1
	bauxite bow-tie	1
	bauxite boxers	1
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	100
	beach ball marble	1
	Beach Buck	100
	Beach Comb	1
	Beach Comb Box	1
	beach glass bead	100
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	100
	beanbag chair	100
	bear claw	100
	beard incense	100
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful rainbow	1
	beautiful soup	100
	beaver punch (cherry)	100
	beaver punch (papaya)	100
	beaver punch (peach)	100
	beaver spear	1
	beavermouth	100
	bed of coals	100
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	100
	beefy pill	100
	beer basted brat	100
	beer bomb	100
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	100
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	100
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	100
	beery blood	100
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	beggin' cologne	1
	begpwnia	100
	beholed bedsheet	100
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	100
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	100
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	100
	bellhop's hat	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Belt of Loathing	1
	belt of Ogrekind	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	100
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	bent scrap metal	100
	berries of suffering	100
	berry-infused sake	100
	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	100
	Bettie page	100
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	100
	Bicycle	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	100
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	100
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	100
	big glob of skin	100
	Big Punk	100
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	100
	big slimy cyst	100
	big stick	100
	big stirring stick	1
	big tun	100
	bigger stick	100
	biker's hat	1
	bilge wine	100
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	1
	bird rib	100
	birdbone corset	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	100
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	100
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	100
	bit of clingfilm	100
	bit-o-cactus	100
	bite-me-red lipstick	100
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	100
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	100
	black and white cracker	100
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	100
	black brandy	1
	black BRICKO brick	100
	black candy heart	100
	black candygram	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	100
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	100
	black eye shadow	100
	black eyedrops	100
	black facepaint	100
	black forest cake	100
	black forest ham	100
	black friar's tonsure	100
	black gallstone	1
	black gold	100
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	Black Hole	100
	black kettle drum	1
	black label	100
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	100
	black mana	100
	Black No. 2	100
	black paisley oyster egg	100
	black pension check	100
	black pepper	100
	black picnic basket	100
	black pixel	100
	black plastic oyster egg	100
	black polka-dot oyster egg	100
	black pudding	100
	black sheepskin diploma	100
	black shield	1
	black slime glob	1
	black snake skin	100
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	100
	black striped oyster egg	100
	black sword	1
	black tear	100
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	1,000
	blackberry	100
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	100
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	100
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	100
	Blatantly Canadian	100
	blended frozen swill	100
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	100
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	100
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	100
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	100
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob of wood glue	100
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	100
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	100
	blood flower	100
	blood kiwi	1
	Blood Light	100
	blood of the Wereseal	100
	blood roll-up	1
	blood sausage	1
	blood snowcone	1
	blood-drive sticker	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
	Bloodbath	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	100
	bloodstick	1
	bloody beer	100
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody kiwitini	1
	bloody mary	100
	Bloody Nora	100
	blowdart	100
	blown-out speaker cone	1
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	99
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue grass	100
	blue lava globs	1
	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
	blue mana	100
	blue money bag	1
	blue oyster badge	100
	blue paisley oyster egg	100
	blue pixel	100
	blue pixel potion	100
	blue plasma ball	1,000
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	100
	blue plate	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	100
	blue potion	100
	blue pumps	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue rocket	100
	blue shell	100
	blue snowcone	100
	blue striped oyster egg	100
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	100
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	100
	blueberry muffin	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	100
	blunt icepick	1
	Bluzzard	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	100
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	body spradium	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	100
	boilermaker	100
	boilgun	1
	boiling broth	100
	boiling hot cocoa	1
	boiling seal blood	1
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	100
	bomb of unknown origin	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	100
	bone broth	1
	bone chips	100
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flour	1
	bone flute	1
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	1
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	100
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	Bonestabber	1
	boning knife	1
	bonsai tree	100
	booby trap	100
	book of matches	100
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
	Boosty Juice	1
	boot flask	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	100
	BOOtonniere	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	100
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze bindle	1
	booze drive button	1
	booze mailing list	1
	booze-soaked cherry	100
	boozebomb	100
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	100
	Bordeaux Marteaux	100
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	100
	Boris's beer	1
	Boris's bread	1
	Boris's Helm	1
	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	100
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	100
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	Boss Drops	100
	bottle of alcohol	100
	bottle of Amontillado	100
	bottle of anís	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	100
	bottle of Blank-Out	100
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of bubbles	100
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	100
	bottle of clam juice	1
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	100
	bottle of Crème de Fugu	100
	bottle of Crimbognac	100
	bottle of dark rhum	1
	bottle of Definit	100
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	100
	bottle of drinkin' gas	100
	bottle of Evermore	100
	bottle of extra-dark rhum	1
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	100
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	100
	bottle of gin	100
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	100
	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
	bottle of gregnadigne	100
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	100
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	100
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	100
	bottle of lighter fluid	100
	bottle of limeade	100
	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
	bottle of melodramamine	100
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	100
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	100
	bottle of norwhiskey	100
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	100
	bottle of Old Pugilist	100
	bottle of Ooze-O	100
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	100
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	100
	bottle of pirate juice	100
	bottle of popskull	100
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Race Car Red	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	100
	bottle of realpagne	100
	bottle of Red-Out	100
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	100
	bottle of rum	100
	bottle of sake	100
	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
	bottle of sea wine	100
	bottle of sewage schnapps	100
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	1
	bottle of tequila	100
	bottle of ultravitamins	100
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	100
	bottle of vodka	100
	bottle of whiskey	100
	bottle of wine	100
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled day	1
	bottled inspiration	100
	bottled swamp gas	100
	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	boulder	100
	Boulevardier cocktail	100
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	100
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl full of jelly	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	100
	bowl of cottage cheese	100
	bowl of eyeballs	100
	bowl of fishysoisse	100
	bowl of Jeal-O	100
	bowl of lucky charms	100
	bowl of maggots	100
	bowl of marinade	100
	bowl of mernudo	100
	bowl of mummy guts	100
	bowl of petunias	1
	bowl of prescription candy	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	100
	Bowl of Scorpions	100
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
	bowl of topioca	100
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	Bowlet	1
	bowling ball	100
	box	100
	box o' ghosts	2
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Dweebs	100
	box of Familiar Jacks	100
	box of hammers	100
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	100
	box of sunshine	100
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed autumn-aton	1
	boxed champagne	100
	boxed gumball machine	1
	boxed wine	100
	Boxing Day care package	1
	Boxing Day Pass	100
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain preservation fluid	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	100
	brains casserole	100
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	100
	Bram's choker	1
	bran muffin	1
	brand new key	1
	Brand of Violence	1
	brass abacus	10,000
	brass bung spigot	1
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
	brass gear	100
	brass stinger	1
	brass turkey knuckles	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	100
	bread man	10
	bread mold	1
	bread pie	100
	bread roll	100
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	100
	breakfast mess	100
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	100
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	Breathitin™	1
	brick	100
	brick of sand	100
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	100
	BRICKO brick	1,000
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO egg	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	100
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	100
	BRICKO oyster	100
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	100
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	100
	BRICKO stud	100
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	100
	BRICKO turtle	100
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	100
	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
	brigand brittle	100
	Bright Water	100
	brilliant oyster egg	100
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	100
	brine	100
	briny vinegar	100
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	Brogre brolo shirt	1
	Brogre brorts	1
	Brogre bucket hat	1
	broken beer bottle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	100
	broken carburetor	100
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken chocolate pocketwatch	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	100
	broken high-temperature mining drill	100
	broken skull	100
	broken sword	1
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronze polish	100
	bronzed locust	100
	BROS Energy Drink	100
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	100
	browser cookie	100
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	100
	buñuelos Jaliscos	100
	bubble bauble bow	1
	BUBBLE GUM	100
	bubble-wrap simulator	100
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblegum heart	100
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	100
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	100
	bubblin' crude	100
	bubbling tempura batter	100
	bubbly potion	100
	bucket of ancient Vampyre blood	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	100
	bucket of honey	100
	bucket of wine	100
	buckler buckle	100
	buckyball	100
	Buddy Bjorn	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	100
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	100
	Bugbearclaw Donut	100
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bulky free-range mushroom	1
	bull blubber	100
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	100
	bunch of sea grapes	100
	bunch of square grapes	100
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bundle of firewood	100
	bungle in the jungle	100
	bunny liver	100
	buoybottoms	1
	burglar/sleep mask	1
	burning newspaper	100
	burnt flower	100
	burnt snowpants	1
	burnt stick	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	100
	BURT	1,000
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	100
	bus pass	100
	Bustle Hustler	100
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Boy	1
	Buttery Knob	100
	button rouge	100
	buzzard feather	100
	buzzing mushroom wine	1
	Byte	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	100
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cabooze	1
	cactus fruit	100
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	100
	Caipiranha	100
	Cajun accordion	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	100
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	camouflage T-shirt	1
	Camp Scout backpack	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	100
	campfire baked potato	1
	campfire beans	1
	campfire coffee	1
	campfire hot dog	100
	campfire s'more	100
	campfire smoke	1
	campfire stew	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	100
	can of Binarrrca	100
	can of black paint	100
	can of Brütalbräu	100
	can of cherry-flavored sterno	100
	can of CRIMBCOLA	100
	can of depilatory cream	100
	can of drain cleaner	100
	can of Drooling Monk	100
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	100
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	100
	can of maces	1
	can of Minions-Be-Gone	100
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Rain-Doh	1
	can of Red Minotaur	100
	can of sardines	100
	Can of Spaghetto	1
	can of spinach	100
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	100
	can of Swiller	100
	can of the cheapest beer	100
	can of V-11	1
	can opener	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	100
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	100
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied almond	100
	candied bolts	100
	candied kobold	100
	candied nuts	100
	candied pecan	100
	candied sweet potatoes	100
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	100
	Candy Alexander	100
	candy brain	100
	candy cane	100
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot	100
	candy carrot cake	100
	candy chalk	100
	candy cigarette	100
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy crayons	1
	candy dog collar	1
	candy dress shoes	1
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	1
	candy kneecapping stick	100
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	1
	candy mailing list	1
	candy mountain oyster	100
	candy necktie	1
	candy skeleton	100
	candy stake	100
	candy stick	1
	candy UFOs	1
	candycaine powder	100
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	100
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	100
	canteen of wine	100
	Cantelope	1
	cap gun	1
	capacitor relay	100
	capped blue lava bottle	1
	capped green lava bottle	1
	capped red lava bottle	1
	captured boozles	100
	Caramel	1
	carbon nanotube frame	100
	carbonated soy milk	100
	carbonated water lily	100
	card sleeve	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	100
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	1
	caret	1
	carnivorous potted plant	1
	carob brownies	100
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	100
	carob chunk noodles	100
	carob chunks	100
	Carol of the Bulls	1
	Carol of the Hells	1
	Carol of the Thrills	1
	Carpathian longsword	1
	Carpricorn	1
	carrot cake	100
	carrot cake precipice bar	1
	carrot claret	100
	carrot juice	100
	carrot nose	100
	carrot-on-a-stick	1
	carton of gaspers	100
	carton of rotten eggs	100
	carton of snake milk	100
	cartoon harpoon	100
	cartoon heart	100
	cashew	100
	casino pass	100
	cast	100
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	100
	catfish whiskers	100
	catgut	100
	catgut taco	100
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	100
	caustic slime nodule	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial au jus	100
	celestial carrot juice	100
	celestial olive oil	100
	celestial squid ink	100
	Celsius 233	1
	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
	Cement Mixer	100
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	100
	Centauri fish wine	100
	centipede eggs	100
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	100
	Chakra Libre	100
	chakra malt	100
	chakra sludge	100
	chakra-mental wine	100
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chamoisole	1
	Champagne Shimmy	1
	chaos butterfly	100
	chaos popcorn	100
	charged magnet	1
	charisma potion	100
	Charity's choker	100
	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	100
	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
	cheap Chinese beer	100
	cheap cigar butt	100
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	100
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheap sunglasses	1
	cheap toaster	100
	cheap wind-up clock	100
	Ched	1
	cheer extractor	5
	cheer-o-gram	100
	Cheer-Up soda	100
	cheerful antler hat	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheerful pajama pants	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	100
	cheezburger	100
	chef skull	100
	chef's hat	100
	chef-in-the-box	100
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	100
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	100
	cherry pie	100
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	100
	chest barrel	1
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	100
	chewing gum on a string	100
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	chicle de salchicha	100
	child-sized dracula cloak	100
	children of the candy corn	100
	Chinese curse words	100
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
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	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	100
	chlorine crystal	100
	chloroform rag	100
	chlorophyll paste	1
	choco-Crimbot	100
	Choco-Mint patty	100
	chocolate "Phoenix"	100
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate bowtie	1
	chocolate box	1
	chocolate chip muffin	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate cow bone	1
	chocolate disco ball	100
	chocolate filthy lucre	100
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	100
	chocolate leash	1
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	100
	chocolate pocketwatch	1
	chocolate puppy	1
	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
	chocolate saucepan	100
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	100
	chocolate Spider Queen	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	100
	chocolate turtle totem	100
	chocolate-covered caviar	100
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	100
	chocolate-covered loofah	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	100
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	chocomotive	1
	chocotini	100
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	1
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	100
	chorizo taco	100
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	100
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	100
	chrome ore	100
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	100
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	100
	Chroner	1,000
	Chroner cross	1
	Chroner trigger	1
	Chubby and Plump bar	100
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	100
	chunk of rock salt	100
	Churchill	100
	cigar box turtle	100
	cigarette lighter	100
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon cannoli	100
	cinnamon machine oil	100
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circle drum	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	100
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	100
	citrus-infused sake	100
	Clan Carnival Game	1
	Clan hot dog stand	1
	Clan shower	1
	Clan speakeasy	1
	clan underground fireworks shop	1
	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
	Clara's bell	1
	classy monkey	100
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	100
	Claybender glasses	1
	clear Russian	100
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	100
	Cloaca grenade	100
	Cloaca-Cola	100
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	100
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	100
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	100
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	100
	clockwork claws	100
	clockwork clockwise dome	100
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	100
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	100
	clockwork endoskeleton	100
	clockwork handle	100
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	100
	clockwork maid	100
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	100
	clockwork rod	100
	clockwork shank	100
	clockwork sheet	100
	clockwork sphere	100
	clockwork spine	100
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	100
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	100
	cloning kit	100
	closed-circuit phone system	1
	cloudy potion	100
	clove-flavored lip balm	100
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	100
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
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	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	1
	clumsiness bark	100
	cluster of hops	100
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	100
	coal contact lenses	100
	coal dust	100
	coal shovel	1
	coal snakeskin	100
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	100
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	100
	Cobra Bowl	1
	cocktail mushroom	100
	cocktail napkin	100
	cocktail onion	100
	cocoa chondrule	100
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	100
	cocoa of youth	1
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	100
	cod cape	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
	coffee pixie stick	100
	coffin lid	1
	cog	100
	cog and sprocket assembly	100
	Coily™	1
	Coinspiracy	100
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold cluster	1
	cold clusterbomb	1
	Cold Fang	1
	cold hi mein	100
	Cold Hots candy	100
	cold jelly	100
	cold mashed potatoes	100
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1,000
	Cold One	100
	cold powder	100
	cold seal sweat	100
	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
	cold wad	1,000
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	100
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	100
	cologne of contempt	100
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	100
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	100
	colorful toad	100
	colossal free-range mushroom	1
	comb jelly	100
	combat fan	1
	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	100
	comfy blanket	1
	comfy coffin	100
	comfy pillow	100
	Comma Chameleon egg	1
	commemorative war stein	100
	communal gobstopper	100
	communications windchimes	100
	complex alien plant sample	1
	complex alien zoological sample	1
	complex mushroom wine	1
	complicated device	1
	complicated lock impression	1
	compounded experience	100
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
	compressed air canister	100
	compression stocking	1
	computronic processing unit	100
	concentrated cordial of concentration	100
	concentrated fish broth	1
	concentrated garbage juice	100
	concentrated magicalness pill	100
	concoction of clumsiness	100
	confiscated cell phone	100
	confiscated comic book	100
	confiscated love note	100
	confusing LED clock	100
	congratulatory cake	100
	conjured ice cream	100
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	100
	conquistador's breastplate	1
	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
	contract enforcement stick	1
	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookbookbat book	1
	cookie cookie	100
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
	cool cat claw	100
	cool cat elixir	100
	cool hot cocoa	1
	cool iron breastplate	1
	cool iron greaves	1
	cool iron helmet	1
	cool iron ingot	1
	cool jelly donut	100
	cool mint precipice bar	1
	cool mushroom	100
	cool mushroom casserole	100
	cool mushroom wine	100
	cool spore pod	100
	cool whip	1
	cooling iron breastplate	1
	cooling iron greaves	1
	cooling iron helmet	1
	cop dollar	1,000
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	100
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	100
	corked genie bottle	1
	corn holder	1
	Cornbeefadon	1
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	100
	cornucopia	100
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	100
	corpse on the beach	100
	corpsebite	100
	corpsedriver	100
	corpsetini	100
	correction fluid	100
	corroded breeches	1
	corrosive cowl	1
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted bird DNA	100
	corrupted data	1,000
	corrupted marrow	100
	corrupted stardust	1
	cosmetic football	1
	cosmic bucket	1
	Cosmic Calorie	100
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume rental shop	100
	costume sword	1
	cottage	100
	cotton candy bale	100
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	100
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	100
	cotton candy pinch	100
	cotton candy plug	100
	cotton candy skoshe	100
	cotton candy smidgen	100
	Counterclockwise Watch	1
	counterfeit city	1
	Covers-Your-Head	1
	cow poker	100
	cozy bazooka	1
	cozy scarf	1
	cozy scimitar	1
	crêepy mask	1
	crabsicle	1
	cracker	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	100
	cranberries	100
	cranberry cordial	100
	cranberry cylinder	100
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	100
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	100
	crappy camera	1
	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
	crappy waiter disguise	100
	crate of firebombs	100
	crate of fish meat	100
	crayon shavings	100
	crazy bastard sword	1
	crazy hobo notebook	100
	crazy little Turkish delight	100
	Crazymaker	100
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	100
	cream pie	100
	cream stout	100
	creamsicle	100
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	100
	creepy nursery rhyme	100
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	100
	creepy-ass club	1
	Crepes a la Lune	100
	crident	100
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO wine	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	100
	CRIMBCOLOAF	100
	Crimbeau de toilette	100
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	100
	Crimbo candle	100
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	100
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Credit	100
	Crimbo crystal shards	1
	Crimbo dinner	1
	Crimbo dog sweater	1
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
	Crimbo food scraps	100
	Crimbo fudge	100
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	100
	Crimbo pie	100
	Crimbo salad	100
	Crimbo sapling	1
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo stockings	1
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	100
	Crimbolex watch	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	100
	Crimbosmopolitan	1
	Crimbot battery	100
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	100
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	100
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	100
	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	100
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	100
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	100
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	100
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	100
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	100
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	100
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	100
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	100
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	100
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	100
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	100
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	100
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	100
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	100
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	100
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	100
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	100
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	100
	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	100
	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	100
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	100
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	100
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	100
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
	Crimboween memo	100
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	100
	Crimbuck	1,000
	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	100
	crossbow string	100
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	1
	Crown of Thrones	1
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	100
	crude oil congealer	1
	crude voodoo doll	100
	crudles	100
	cruelty-free wine	100
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crushed steamer trunk	1
	crusty hula hoop	1
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	100
	crystal skull	100
	crystalline cheer	100
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	crystalline seal eye	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	100
	CSA bravery badge	100
	CSA cheerfulness ration	100
	CSA discount card	100
	CSA fire-starting kit	100
	CSA obedience grenade	100
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	100
	cube of billiard chalk	100
	cube of ectoplasm	100
	cubic zirconia	100
	cuckoo clock	1
	cuddly teddy bear	1
	cup of hickory chicory	100
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	100
	cup of primitive beer	100
	cupcake-in-a-cup	100
	cuppa Activi tea	100
	cuppa Alacri tea	100
	cuppa Boo tea	100
	cuppa Chari tea	1
	cuppa Craft tea	100
	cuppa Cruel tea	100
	cuppa Dexteri tea	100
	cuppa Feroci tea	100
	cuppa Flamibili tea	100
	cuppa Flexibili tea	100
	cuppa Frost tea	100
	cuppa Gill tea	100
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	100
	cuppa Improprie tea	100
	cuppa Insani tea	100
	cuppa Irritabili tea	100
	cuppa Loyal tea	100
	cuppa Mana tea	100
	cuppa Mediocri tea	1
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	1
	cuppa Morbidi tea	100
	cuppa Nas tea	100
	cuppa Net tea	100
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	100
	cuppa Obscuri tea	100
	cuppa Physicali tea	100
	cuppa Proprie tea	100
	cuppa Royal tea	100
	cuppa Serendipi tea	100
	cuppa Sobrie tea	100
	cuppa Toast tea	100
	cuppa Twen tea	100
	cuppa Uncertain tea	100
	cuppa Vitali tea	100
	cuppa Voraci tea	100
	cuppa Wit tea	100
	cuppa Yet tea	100
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	100
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	100
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	100
	cursed chocolate doubloon	100
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	100
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed monkey glove	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	100
	Cursed Punch	100
	cursed ring finger ring	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	100
	cursed swash buckle	1
	cursed voodoo skull	100
	cursed wishbone	1
	custard pie	100
	custom sixgun	100
	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
	cute meteoroid	1
	cute mushroom	100
	cyan seashell	100
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	Cycloney	1
	cyclops eyedrops	100
	cylindrical mold	100
	cymbal syrup	100
	D roll	100
	d10	100
	d12	100
	d20	100
	d4	100
	d6	100
	d8	100
	Daffy Taffy	100
	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	100
	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	100
	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	100
	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	100
	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	100
	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	100
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	100
	daily dungeon malware	100
	daisy	100
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
	damp bar rag	100
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	100
	dancing fan	100
	dangerous jerkcicle	100
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	Dark & Starry	100
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	100
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	100
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
	deactivated nanobots	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	deactivated RoboGoose	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	dead lights pie	100
	dead meat bun	100
	deadfall branch	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
	death blossom	100
	debonair deboner	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	100
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	100
	Deck of Every Card	1
	deck of lewd playing cards	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decomposed boot	100
	decorative fountain	100
	deed to Oliver's Place	1
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	100
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective Game Grid token	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	100
	delectable catalyst	100
	delectable fire ant	100
	delicious candy	100
	delicious comfit?	100
	delicious noodles	100
	delicious salad	100
	delicious shimmering moth	100
	delicious spicy noodles	100
	delicious star salad	1
	delicious stinkbug	100
	delicious swamp muck	100
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	100
	deluxe Neverending Party favor	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	1
	demon skin	100
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic cow's blood	100
	demonic paste	1
	demonic surgical gloves	100
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denastified haunch	1
	denim axe	1
	denim jacket	1
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	100
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	10,000
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	1
	dented spoon	100
	deodorant	100
	depantsing bomb	100
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	100
	designer handbag	1
	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective roscoe	1
	detective skull	1
	detective tattoo	1
	dethklok	1
	devil hair pasta	100
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	100
	devil's-food cake	1
	devil-summoning hat	100
	deviled egg	100
	devilish folio	1,000
	dew yoana lei	100
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diabolic pizza cube	1
	diabolical crossbow	1
	diamond necklace	3,000
	diamond-studded cane	1
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	diamondback skin	100
	dice belt buckle	1
	dice ring	1
	dice sunglasses	1
	dice-print do-rag	1
	dice-print pajama pants	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	100
	dieting pill	100
	digital key lime	100
	digital key lime pie	100
	digital underground potion	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	100
	diluted makeup	100
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dingy planks	100
	dinner roll	100
	Dinsey face paint	1
	Dinsey food-cone	1
	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
	Dinsey Whinskey	1
	Dinsey's brain	1
	Dinsey's glove	1
	Dinsey's oculus	1
	Dinsey's pants	1
	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
	Dinsey's radar dish	1
	dire fudgesicle	100
	dirt julep	1
	dirty bottlecap	1
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	dirty rigging rope	1
	disassembled clover	1,000
	disbelief suspenders	1
	discarded button	1
	discarded swimming trunks	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
	disco ball	1
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco biscuit	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	100
	disco horoscope (Aries)	100
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	100
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	100
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	100
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	100
	disconnected intergnat	1
	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	100
	disembodied brain	100
	disembodied smile	1
	Disgeist	1
	Dish of Clarified Butter	100
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating barrel	100
	disintegrating quill pen	100
	disintegrating sheet music	100
	disintegrating spiky collar	100
	displaced fish	100
	disposable instant camera	100
	disposable lighter	100
	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
	distention pill	100
	distilled fortified wine	100
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	100
	Divine	100
	divine blowout	100
	divine can of silly string	100
	divine champagne flute	100
	divine champagne popper	100
	divine cracker	100
	divine noisemaker	100
	diving muff	1
	DNOTC Box	1
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	100
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	100
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	100
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	100
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	100
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	100
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	100
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
	dog ointment	100
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	100
	doll house	1
	doll-eye amulet	1
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	100
	dollhive	1
	dollop of barbecue sauce	100
	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
	Dolphin King's crown	1
	dolphin whistle	100
	donated booze	100
	donated candy	100
	donated food	100
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dope wheels	100
	dorky glasses	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	100
	double barreled barrel gun	1
	double daisy	1
	double entendre	1
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	100
	Doublepunchplanter	100
	doubt cannon	1
	dove DNA	100
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
	drab sonata	100
	Drac & Tan	100
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragon snaps	100
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dragonscale breastplate	1
	Dramatic™ range	100
	Drapes-You-Regally	1
	dread tarragon	1
	dreadful box	1
	dreadful fedora	1
	dreadful glove	1
	dreadful roast	100
	dreadful sweater	1
	dreadlock whip	1
	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	100
	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
	dream of a dog	1
	dreaming Jung man	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	100
	dress pants	1
	Dressage	1
	dried face	100
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	drink chit	1
	drinks tray	100
	Drip harness	1
	Drip Institute petri dish	1
	Driplet	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drippy bezoar	1
	drippy bromide	1
	drippy candy bar	1
	drippy caviar	1
	drippy diadem	1
	drippy enzyme	1
	drippy flux	1
	drippy grub	1
	drippy ichor	1
	drippy khakis	1
	drippy nugget	1
	drippy orb	1
	drippy pigment	1
	drippy pilsner	1
	drippy plum(?)	1
	drippy salt	1
	drippy seed	1
	drippy shield	1
	drippy staff	1
	drippy stake	1
	drippy stein	1
	drippy truncheon	1
	Dripwood slab	1
	drive-by shooting	1
	drive-thru burger	100
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	100
	droll monocle	1
	dromedary drinking helmet	1
	drone self-destruct chip	100
	droopy doll eye	100
	drop of water-37	100
	droppable microphone	100
	dropped scrap of paper	100
	Drowsy Sword	100
	drug cocktail sauce	100
	druidic s'more	1
	drum machine	100
	drum of pomade	1
	drum of tommy ammo	100
	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	100
	Drunken Neurologist	100
	Drunken Philosopher	100
	Drunkula's bell	1
	Drunkula's cape	1
	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
	Drunkula's silky pants	1
	Drunkula's wineglass	1
	dry cleaning receipt	100
	dry martini	100
	dry noodles	1,000
	dry vodka martini	100
	drywall axe	1
	dubious loincloth	1
	dubious peppermint	100
	ducha de oro	100
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	100
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	100
	dude ranch souvenir crate	100
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	100
	DUFRESNE Suds	100
	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
	dull fish scale	100
	dumb mud	100
	Dump Truck	100
	dungeon dragon chest	1
	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	1
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	100
	Dust bunny	100
	dusty animal cranium	100
	dusty animal jawbone	100
	dusty animal pelvis	100
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	100
	dusty bottle of blood	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	100
	dusty bottle of Merlot	100
	dusty bottle of Muscat	100
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	100
	dusty bottle of Port	100
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	100
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	100
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty first caudal vertebra	100
	dusty first cervical vertebra	100
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	100
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty left clavicle	100
	dusty left eighth rib	100
	dusty left eleventh rib	100
	dusty left femur	100
	dusty left fibula	100
	dusty left fifth rib	100
	dusty left first front claw	100
	dusty left first rear claw	100
	dusty left first rib	100
	dusty left fourth front claw	100
	dusty left fourth rear claw	100
	dusty left fourth rib	100
	dusty left humerus	100
	dusty left kneecap	100
	dusty left ninth rib	100
	dusty left radius	100
	dusty left scapula	100
	dusty left second front claw	100
	dusty left second rear claw	100
	dusty left second rib	100
	dusty left seventh rib	100
	dusty left sixth rib	100
	dusty left tenth rib	100
	dusty left third front claw	100
	dusty left third rear claw	100
	dusty left third rib	100
	dusty left thumb	100
	dusty left tibia	100
	dusty left twelfth rib	100
	dusty left ulna	100
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty right clavicle	100
	dusty right eighth rib	100
	dusty right eleventh rib	100
	dusty right femur	100
	dusty right fibula	100
	dusty right fifth rib	100
	dusty right first front claw	100
	dusty right first rear claw	100
	dusty right first rib	100
	dusty right fourth front claw	100
	dusty right fourth rear claw	100
	dusty right fourth rib	100
	dusty right humerus	100
	dusty right kneecap	100
	dusty right ninth rib	100
	dusty right radius	100
	dusty right scapula	100
	dusty right second front claw	100
	dusty right second rear claw	100
	dusty right second rib	100
	dusty right seventh rib	100
	dusty right sixth rib	100
	dusty right tenth rib	100
	dusty right third front claw	100
	dusty right third rear claw	100
	dusty right third rib	100
	dusty right thumb	100
	dusty right tibia	100
	dusty right twelfth rib	100
	dusty right ulna	100
	dusty sacral vertebrae	100
	dusty second caudal vertebra	100
	dusty second cervical vertebra	100
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	100
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	100
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	100
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	100
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty third caudal vertebra	100
	dusty third cervical vertebra	100
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	100
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	100
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	100
	dwarf bread	100
	dwarvish magazine	100
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	100
	Dyspepsi grenade	100
	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	100
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	100
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	eagle feather	100
	eagle's milk	100
	ear candle	1
	ear poison	100
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	100
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	100
	earthenware muffin tin	1
	easter egg balloon	1
	Eau de Guaneau	100
	eau de mort	1
	eaves droppers	100
	Ecto-Cooler	100
	ectoplasm au jus	100
	ectoplasmic orbs	100
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
	edible alien plant bit	100
	eel battery	100
	eel sauce	100
	eel skin	100
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	eerie fetish	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	100
	effervescent potion	100
	effluvious emerald	100
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	100
	eggnog	100
	eggwater	10
	Egnaro berry	1
	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
	eighth plague	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	100
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	100
	El Vibrato restraints	1
	El Vibrato translator	1
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	1
	elderly jawbreaker	100
	eldritch alignment spray	100
	eldritch concentrate	1
	eldritch distillate	1
	eldritch dough	100
	eldritch effluvium	100
	eldritch elixir	1
	eldritch essence	1
	eldritch extract	100
	eldritch hammer	1
	eldritch hat	1
	eldritch ichor	100
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
	eldritch mushroom	1
	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
	eldritch oil	100
	eldritch pants	1
	eldritch rub	1
	eldritch scanner	1
	Eldritch snap	1
	eldritch tincture	1
	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
	electric copperhead potion	100
	electric crutch	1
	electric Kool-Aid	1
	electric pants	1
	Electric Punch	1
	electric snakebite	100
	electrical thingamabob	100
	electrician's hardhat	1
	electronic Brain Trainer game	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	electronics kit	100
	elegant nightstick	1
	elemental caipiroska	100
	elemental paste	1
	elemental sugarcube	100
	elephant stinger	1
	eleven-foot pole	100
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevennis shoes	1
	elevent	1
	elf army field rations	100
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	100
	elf ploughshare	1
	elf sleeper agent	1
	Elfin shortbread	100
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	100
	elven cellocello	100
	elven hardtack	100
	elven magi-pack	100
	elven medi-pack	100
	elven moonshine	100
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	100
	elven suicide capsule	100
	elven tambourine	1
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	100
	Elvish sunglasses	1
	embezzler's oil	100
	EMD holo-record	1
	emergency glowstick	1
	emergency margarita	1
	emotion chip	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	100
	empty blowgun	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	100
	empty lava bottle	100
	empty meat tank	100
	En Una Fila Tequila	1
	enchanted barbell	100
	enchanted bean	100
	enchanted bean burrito	100
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	100
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
	enchanted muesli	100
	Enchanted Plunger	100
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	100
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	1
	Engorged Sausages and You	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	100
	enormous belt buckle	100
	enormous hoop earring	1
	Ent cider	100
	enticing mayolus	100
	envelope full of Meat	1
	epic cluster	1
	epic wad	100
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	100
	ert grey goo ring	1
	escargotsicle	100
	especially salty dog	1
	Essence of Bear	1
	essential cameraderie	1
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	1
	etched hourglass	1
	eternal car battery	100
	eternal knot tattoo	1
	even more tinsel	1
	Event Horizon	100
	everfull glass	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	100
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	100
	evil golden arch	100
	evil golden arches	100
	evil googly eye	100
	evil teddy bear	1
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
	excitement pill	100
	exclusive club	1
	executive mime flask	100
	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	1
	exotic jungle fruit	100
	exotic orchid	100
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	100
	expensive camera	1
	expensive champagne	1
	expensive cigar	1
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	experimental serum G-9	100
	experimental serum P-00	100
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	expired MRE	1
	exploding cigar	1,000
	exploding gum	100
	exploding hacky-sack	100
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	100
	extra-fancy ring setting	100
	extra-flat panini	100
	extra-greasy slider	100
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	100
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	100
	extra-spicy bloody mary	100
	extra-strength goo	1
	extra-strength red potion	100
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	100
	extra-toasted half sandwich	100
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely confusing manual	100
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	extremely slippery nipple	100
	extremely wet T-shirt	1
	Extrovermectin™	1
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	Eye and a Twist	1
	eye of newt	100
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eye-pod	1
	eyebrow lifter	100
	eyedrops of newt	100
	eyedrops of the ermine	100
	eyedrops of the ocelot	100
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	1
	Fabiotion	100
	fabric hardener	100
	fabric softener	100
	facehugging alien	100
	facsimile dictionary	100
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	100
	fake blood	100
	fake cocktail	100
	fake fake vomit	100
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	100
	fake washboard	1
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	100
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	100
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	100
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy beer bottle	1
	fancy beer label	1
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy blue potion	100
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	100
	fancy calligraphy pen	100
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chess set	1
	fancy chocolate	100
	fancy chocolate car	1
	fancy chocolate sculpture	1
	fancy dress ball	100
	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
	fancy opera glasses	1
	fancy party pants	1
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	100
	fancy seashell necklace	100
	fancy tin beer can	100
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	100
	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
	FantasyRealm key	100
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
	FantasyRealm mead	100
	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	100
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fascinating alien plant sample	1
	fascinating alien zoological sample	1
	fat bottom quark	100
	fat loot token	100
	fat stacks of cash	100
	fat wallet	100
	Fauna Libre	100
	Faux	1
	FDKOL commendation	8,500
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	100
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	fear condenser	1
	feathered headdress	1
	Feliz Navidad	1
	felt	100
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	100
	fermenting powder	100
	ferret bait	100
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	100
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive egg sac	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	1
	festive warbear bank	1
	fetid feather	100
	Fettris	100
	fettucini épines Inconnu	100
	fettucini Inconnu	100
	Feynman gate	100
	fez of etymology	1
	fiberglass fannypack	1
	fiberglass fedora	1
	fiberglass fetish	1
	fiberglass fibers	1
	fiberglass fingerguard	1
	fiberglass foil	1
	fiberglass frock	1
	fiberglass insulation	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	100
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	100
	figurine of a cute baby seal	100
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	100
	figurine of an ancient seal	100
	figurine of an armored seal	100
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	100
	filet of The Fish	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	100
	filthy armor	100
	filthy child leash	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	100
	filthy monkey head	100
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	100
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	100
	fine wine	100
	finger cuffs	100
	finger cymbals	1
	finger exerciser	100
	Finnish Fish	100
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire crackers	100
	fire flower	1
	fire hose	1
	fire of unknown origin	100
	fire poi	1
	fireball	100
	firebomb	100
	fireclutch	100
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	100
	firemilk	100
	fireproof megaphone	1
	fireproof skip lid	1
	Firewater	100
	First Post shirt package	1
	first-aid pouch	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish head	100
	fish juice box	100
	fish sauce	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish stick cozy	1
	fish-liver oil	100
	fishbone belt	1
	fishbone bracers	1
	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
	fishbone corset	1
	fishbone facemask	1
	fishbone fins	1
	fishbone kneepads	1
	fishcake	1
	fishelada	100
	fishin' hat	1
	fishy fish	100
	fishy fish casserole	100
	fishy fish lasagna	100
	fishy paste	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fishy wand	1
	fist turkey outline	1
	fistful of ashes	1
	fistful of wood shavings	1
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	100
	Five Second Energy™	100
	fixed-gear bicycle	1
	fizzing spore pod	100
	fizzy potion	100
	Flag by the Foot™	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	100
	Flaming Caipiranha	100
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	1
	flaming feather	100
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	100
	Flaming Mohobo	100
	flaming mushroom	100
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	100
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	1
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan	1
	flan del mar	100
	Flan in the Moon	100
	flange	100
	flapper floppers	1
	flaregun	100
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	100
	flask flops	1
	flask of Amontillado	100
	flask of baconstone juice	100
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	100
	flask of hamethyst juice	100
	flask of mining oil	100
	flask of moonshine	1
	flask of porquoise juice	100
	flask of port	100
	flask of rainwater	100
	flask of tainted mining oil	100
	Flaskfull of Hollow	100
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	100
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	1,000
	flavorless gruel	100
	flayed mind	100
	fleetwood chain	1
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	100
	fleetwood macaroni	100
	Fleshazole™	1
	fleshy lump	1
	fleshy putty	100
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flimsy hardwood scraps	100
	flirtatious feather	100
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	100
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	100
	floorboard cruft	100
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	1
	flour cookie	100
	flower petal pie	100
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluid of fudge-finding	100
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	100
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
	flyest of shirts	1
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	100
	foam commodore's hat	1
	foam dart	100
	foam naval trousers	1
	foam noodle	1
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	100
	Fog Murderer	100
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	100
	folder (barbarian)	1
	folder (blue)	100
	folder (catfish)	1
	folder (cyan)	100
	folder (D-Team)	100
	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	100
	folder (heavy metal)	100
	folder (holographic fractal)	1
	folder (Jackass Plumber)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	1
	folder (magenta)	100
	folder (owl)	1
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	100
	folder (red)	100
	folder (Seawolf)	100
	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
	folder (smiley face)	100
	folder (space skeleton)	100
	folder (sports car)	100
	folder (sportsballs)	100
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	100
	folder (tranquil landscape)	1
	folder (wizard)	100
	folder (Yedi)	100
	folder (yellow)	100
	Folder Holder	1
	food drive button	1
	food mailing list	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	100
	forbidden sausage	1
	forest spirit rattle	100
	forest tears	100
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
	fortifying hot cocoa	1
	fortune cookie	100
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized necklace	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	100
	fossilized wing	100
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	100
	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	1
	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	100
	frat brats	100
	frayed rope belt	1
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	100
	Freddy Kruegerand	100
	free-range mushroom	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
	freezerburned ice cube	100
	freezin' bindle	1
	freightcake	1
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	French slippers	1
	french-fry grabber	1
	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
	fresh can of paint	1
	freshwater fishbone	100
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	100
	fried air	1
	Friendliness Beverage	100
	friendly cheez blob	1
	Friendly Turkey	100
	frightful feather	100
	frigid air mattress	100
	frigid derringer	1
	frigid fudgepuck	100
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	100
	Frigid Northern Beans	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	1
	frog lip-print	100
	Frogade	100
	Fromage Pinotage	100
	frontwinder skin	100
	frost flower	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed desk bell	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	100
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	100
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	100
	frozen danish	100
	frozen feather	100
	frozen Mob Penguin	100
	frozen mushroom	100
	frozen nunchaku	1
	frozen seal spine	1
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	100
	frozen tofu pop	1
	frozen turtle shell	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bat	1
	fruit bowl	100
	fruitcake	100
	fruitfilm	100
	fruity girl swill	100
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	100
	frying brainpan	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	100
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	100
	fudge lily	100
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	100
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	100
	fudgecule	10,000
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	100
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full lava bottle	1
	full meat tank	100
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	100
	FunFunds™	100
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	100
	funky eyepatch	100
	funky junk key	100
	funny bone	100
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	100
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry pill	100
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	100
	fusillocybin	100
	fustulent seal grulch	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	100
	future drug: Muscularactum	100
	future drug: Smartinex	100
	fuzzbump	100
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	1
	fuzzy montera	1
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
	Fuzzy Tentacle	100
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gabarbar	1
	gabardine gaiters	1
	gabardine garibaldi	1
	gabardine garland	1
	gabardine girdle	1
	gabardine gloves	1
	gabardine gunnysack	1
	gabardine smithereens	1
	gaffer's tape	1
	Gaia beads	1
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	gallon of milk	1
	Game Grid ticket	100
	Game Grid token	100
	Game Grid valued membership card	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	100
	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
	gamer slurry	100
	gamma nog	100
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage juice slurpee	100
	garbage sticker	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	100
	garish pinky ring	1
	Garland of Greatness	1
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	100
	gas can	100
	Gathered Meat-Clip	100
	gator shades	1
	gator skin	100
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gattoo	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	100
	gauze hammock	100
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazelleton	1
	gazely stare	100
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Gearhead Goo	100
	gelatinous meat mass	100
	Genalen™ Bottle	100
	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	100
	generic mana potion	100
	generic restorative potion	100
	genie bottle	1
	genie's bracers	1
	genie's pants	1
	genie's scimitar	1
	genie's turbane	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	ghast iron ingot	100
	Ghiaccio Colada	1
	Ghosprey	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	100
	ghost bit	100
	ghost cucumber	100
	Ghost Dog Chow	100
	ghost key	100
	ghost of a necklace	100
	ghost pencil	1
	ghost pepper	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost shawl	1
	ghost thread	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	100
	ghostly body paint	100
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghostly ectoplasm	100
	ghostly pickling solution	100
	ghuol ears	100
	ghuol egg	100
	ghuol egg quiche	100
	ghuol guolash	100
	ghuol-ear kabob	100
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant breath mint	100
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	1
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant free-range mushroom	1
	giant giant moth dust	100
	giant glass of brandy	100
	giant grain of protein powder	100
	giant green gummi bear	100
	giant green gummi ingot	100
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	100
	giant jar of protein powder	100
	giant marshmallow	100
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	100
	giant neckbeard	100
	giant needle	1
	giant O	1
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	1
	giant red gummi bear	100
	giant red gummi ingot	100
	giant safety pin	1
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant spider leg	1
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	100
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant X	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	100
	giant yellow gummi ingot	100
	giant yellow hat	1
	gibson	100
	gift card	100
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	100
	gilded ancient cursed key	100
	gilded BRICKO brick	1
	gilded lily	100
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	100
	gimlet	100
	gin and tonic	100
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	100
	ginger beer	1
	ginger snaps	100
	gingerbeard	1
	gingerbread bugbear	100
	gingerbread cigarette	100
	gingerbread dog treat	1
	gingerbread gavel	1
	gingerbread hoodie	1
	gingerbread horror	100
	gingerbread house	100
	gingerbread mask	1
	gingerbread moneybag	1
	gingerbread mug	100
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	100
	gingerbread pistol	1
	gingerbread restraining order	1
	gingerbread robot	100
	gingerbread smartphone	100
	gingerbread spice latte	1
	gingerbread tophat	1
	gingerbread trousers	1
	gingerbread waistcoat	1
	gingerbread wine	100
	gingernade	100
	gingerservo	1
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	100
	ginseng	1
	Ginsu™	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	100
	Girdle of Hatred	1
	glacial clock	1
	glacial sapphire	100
	gladiator tunica	1
	Glamare	1
	glark cable	100
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass casserole dish	1
	glass eye	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	100
	glass of bourbon	100
	glass of drippy wine	1
	glass of gnat milk	100
	glass of goat's milk	100
	glass of herbal tequila	100
	glass of raw eggs	1
	glass of warm milk	100
	glass of warm water	100
	glass pie plate	1
	glass slipper	1
	gleaming oyster egg	1
	Glenn's golden dice	1
	glimmering buzzard feather	100
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	100
	glistening oyster egg	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	100
	Glo-Pop	100
	glob of cream cheese	100
	glob of enchanted icing	100
	glob of green slime	100
	glob of melted wax	100
	glob of salty molasses	100
	glob of spoiled mayo	100
	glob of undifferentiated tissue	100
	globe of Deep Sauce	100
	Globmule	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	100
	glowing New Age crystal	100
	glowing red eye	1
	glowing spore pod	100
	glowing syringe	100
	Glum berry	100
	glyph of athleticism	1
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	100
	gnatloaf	100
	gnatloaf casserole	100
	gnatwing	100
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	100
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnawed-up dog bone	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	100
	gnoll lips	100
	gnoll teeth	100
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	100
	Gnollish Crossdress	100
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	100
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish sangria	100
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	100
	Gnomish sagngria	100
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	100
	Go-Wassail	100
	goat	1
	goat beard	1
	goat cheese	100
	goat cheese pizza	100
	goat cheese taco	100
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	100
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin bone hilt	1
	goblin collarbone	1
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin paste	1
	goblin water	100
	God Lobster Egg	1
	Goggles of Loathing	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	100
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold nuggets	100
	gold skull ring	1
	gold star	100
	gold tooth	100
	gold toothbrush	100
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	100
	gold wedding ring	100
	golden banana	1
	golden fleece	1
	golden gum	100
	golden gun	100
	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
	Golden Light	100
	Golden Mean	100
	golden monkey statuette	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	100
	golden tattoo gun	1
	golden twig	1
	goo magnet	1
	Good 'n' Quiet	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	100
	good ash	100
	good brain	1,000
	good gravy	100
	goodberry	1
	Goodfella contract	1
	gooey drippy candy bar	1
	gooey lava globs	100
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	100
	googly-ball hat	1
	googly-heart hat	1
	googly-star hat	1
	gooified animal matter	1,000
	gooified mineral matter	1,000
	gooified vegetable matter	1,000
	Gordon Bennett	100
	Gorillape	1
	gory drippy orb	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	100
	goulauncher	1
	gourmet gourami oil	100
	government	100
	government booze shipment	1
	government candy shipment	1
	government cheese	100
	government food shipment	1
	government per-diem	1
	government requisition form	1
	government-issue identification badge	100
	government-issued candy	100
	government-issued eyeshade	1
	government-issued necktie	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	government-issued slacks	1
	gr8ps	100
	grain of sand	100
	grandfather watch	1
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	100
	grapes	100
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	100
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	100
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
	grave robbing shovel	1
	graveyard snowglobe	100
	gravy boat	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	1
	gray seashell	100
	grease cannon	1
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	100
	greasy desk bell	1
	greasy paste	1
	great big capacitor	100
	great old fashioned	1
	Great Older Fashioned	100
	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
	Great Wolf's headband	1
	Great Wolf's left paw	1
	Great Wolf's lice	1
	Great Wolf's right paw	1
	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
	Greatest American Pants	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
	greedy ghostling	1
	Greek fire	100
	green and red bean	100
	green balloon	1
	green bean casserole	100
	green beer	100
	green BRICKO brick	100
	Green Burlap	100
	green candy heart	100
	green candygram	100
	green clay bead	1,090
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green drunki-bear	100
	green eggnog	100
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	100
	green gummi ingot	100
	green hamhock	100
	green lava globs	1
	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
	green mana	100
	Green Manalishi	100
	green marshmallow	100
	Green Muslin	100
	green peawee marble	1
	green pill	1
	green pixel	100
	green pixel potion	100
	green pixie spog	1
	green rock candy	1
	green rocket	100
	green seashell	100
	green slime glob	100
	green smoke bomb	100
	green snowcone	100
	Green Velvet	100
	green-frosted astral cupcake	100
	green-iced sweet roll	1
	gregarious ghostling	1
	gremlin juice	100
	gremlin mutagen	100
	grey cube	100
	grey down vest	1
	grey gosling	1
	Grey Guanon	1
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grilled mooseflank	100
	Grim Brothers' story book	1
	grim fairy tale	100
	Grimacite Bock	1
	grimstone galoshes	1
	grimstone mask	100
	grimy lab coat	100
	grinning ghostling	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grip key	100
	grisly shell fragment	100
	grisly shield	1
	grizzled bearskin	100
	grody jug	100
	grog	100
	grogpagne	100
	Groll doll	1
	groose grease	100
	groovy prism necklace	1
	groping claw	1
	grouchy restless spirit	100
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	100
	groupie lipstick	100
	groupie spangles	100
	groveling gravel	1
	grue egg	1
	grue egg omelette	100
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	100
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guancertina	1
	guano coffee cup	100
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guffin	1
	guitar pick	100
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi fang	100
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi sword	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	100
	Gummi-DNA	100
	Gummi-Gnauga	100
	Gummi-Memory	1
	Gummy Brains	100
	gumshoes	1
	gun cleaning kit	100
	gun parts	100
	gunky chicken	100
	gunner's daughter	1
	gunpowder burrito	100
	guts necklace	1
	guy made of bee pollen	100
	Guzzlr application	1
	Guzzlr cocktail set	100
	Guzzlr hat	1
	Guzzlr pants	1
	Guzzlr shoes	1
	Guzzlrbuck	100
	gym membership card	100
	gym shorts	1
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	100
	gyroscope	100
	hacked gibson	100
	haggis socks	1
	haggis-infused soap	100
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	100
	haiku katana	1
	hair of the calf	100
	hair of the fish	100
	hair oil	100
	hair spray	100
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairshirt	1
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	1
	half double fruitcake	1
	half of a gold tooth	100
	half-baked potion	100
	half-digested coal	100
	half-empty carton of milk	100
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-melted spoon	1
	half-orchid	100
	half-rotten brain	100
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	ham steak	100
	hambrosier	100
	hamburger	100
	hamethyst	100
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamethyst-handled sixgun	1
	hamlet sandwich	100
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	100
	Hand in Glove	1
	hand of cards	100
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of barley	100
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	334
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	100
	handful of fire	100
	handful of hand chalk	100
	handful of honey	100
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	100
	handful of napalm	100
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	100
	handful of pine needles	100
	handful of sand	100
	handful of sawdust	100
	handful of Smithereens	100
	handful of stubble	100
	handful of tips	100
	handful of walnuts	100
	handmade hobby horse	1
	Handsome Devil	100
	handsomeness potion	100
	handyman "hand soap"	100
	hangman's hood	1
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	100
	hard spore pod	100
	hardboiled egg	100
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	hare brush	1
	hare pin	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	100
	haunted bindle	1
	haunted bottle of vodka	1
	haunted cherry pie	100
	haunted doghouse	1
	haunted eggnog	1
	haunted flame	100
	haunted gimlet	1
	haunted Hell ramen	1
	haunted martini	1
	haunted orange	1
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	haunted pizza	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	100
	hawk	1
	hawkface potion	100
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	100
	Haymaker	100
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	hazmat helmet	1
	head mirror	1
	head-mounted Trainbot	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	headless sparrow	100
	heart cozy	100
	heart necklace	5,500
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	100
	heart of the volcano	1
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	100
	heart-shaped crate	1
	heat-resistant gloves	1
	heat-resistant necktie	1
	heat-resistant sheet metal	100
	heather graham cracker	1
	heavy crown	1
	heavy D	100
	heavy duty umbrella	1
	heavy hot sauce	100
	heavy leather-bound tome	100
	heavy metal sonata	100
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	100
	heavy-duty clipboard	1
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
	hedgeturtle	100
	Heimandatz's heart	35
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
	Hell and How I Bent It	1
	Hell broth	100
	hell in a bucket	1
	Hell ramen	100
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
	hellion cube	100
	hellseal claw	100
	hellseal whisker	100
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	100
	helmet turtle	1
	Helps-You-Sleep	1
	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	100
	hemlock helm	1
	hemp candy necklace	100
	hemp net	100
	hemp string	100
	henna face paint	100
	henna tattoo	100
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	100
	herbal stuffing	100
	herbs	100
	hermedisiac cologne	1
	hermit factoid	100
	hermit permit	100
	Herring Daiquiri	100
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	100
	Herringtini	1
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	100
	hewn moon-rune spoon	1
	hi-octane carrot juice	1
	hibiscus petal	100
	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-calorie sugar substitute	100
	high-end ginger wine	1
	high-energy mining laser	100
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	100
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	high-speed upgrade	1
	high-temperature mining drill	1
	high-temperature mining mask	1
	high-test fishing line	1
	Highest Bitter	1
	hill of beans	100
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	100
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	100
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	100
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy herbal tea	100
	hippy medical kit	1
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	1
	hipster cocktail	1
	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	HOA citation pad	1
	HOA regulation book	1
	HOA zombie eyes	1
	hoarded candy wad	100
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	100
	hobo paste	1
	hobo stogie	1
	hockey stick of furious angry rage	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	100
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
	holiday cheese log	1
	Holiday Fun!	1,000
	holiday log	1
	holistic headache remedy	100
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holly-flavored Hob-O	100
	holo-bomber	100
	holo-platoon	100
	holo-tank	100
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	100
	Homebodyl™	1
	homemade robot	1
	homemade robot gear	1
	homeopathic healing powder	100
	homeopathic mint tea	100
	honey bun of Boris	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	100
	honey stick	100
	honey-dew	100
	honey-dipped locust	100
	honey-drenched ham slice	100
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopeful candle	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	100
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	Horsery contract	1
	Hot 'n' Scarys	100
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot ashes	100
	hot buttered roll	100
	hot button candy	1
	hot cluster	1
	hot clusterbomb	1
	hot coal	100
	hot cocoa au beurre	1
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	100
	hot daub	100
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	100
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	100
	hot jelly	100
	hot katana blade	100
	hot mint schnocolate	100
	hot nuggets	1,000
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1,000
	hot spore pod	100
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1,000
	hot watered rum	100
	hot wing	100
	hot-ass club	1
	hotel minibar key	100
	hothammer	1
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	100
	hourglass	1
	house of twigs and spit	100
	house-sized mushroom	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Avoid Scams	100
	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
	How to Play Othello	100
	huge bowl of candy	100
	huge Crimbo cookie	1
	huge gold coin	100
	huge mint leaf	100
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	1
	Huggler Radio	1
	human musk	100
	Humanitini	100
	humble pie	100
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	Humpty Dumplings	100
	Hundred Headed IPA	100
	Hunger™ Sauce	1
	hunk of granite	100
	hushed puppy	100
	hustler shades	100
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypnodisk	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice baby	1
	ice cream sandwich	100
	ice harvest	100
	ice hotel bell	100
	ice house	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	100
	ice porter	100
	ice rice	100
	ice sickle	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	100
	ice wine	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	100
	ice-cold fotie	100
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	100
	ice-cold six-pack	100
	ice-cold Willer	100
	iceberg lettuce	1
	Iceberglar scarf	100
	iced plum wine	100
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icing poncho	1
	icy hairspray	100
	icy katana hilt	100
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iFlail	1
	igloo pie	100
	iGoogly	100
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	100
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	illegal firecracker	100
	illicit fish sauce	100
	Illuminati earpiece	100
	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
	imaginary lemon	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	100
	imitation crab crate	100
	imitation crab meat	100
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	100
	immense ballet shoes	1
	immense cyborg hand	1
	immense free-range mushroom	1
	imp air	100
	Imp Ale	100
	imp unity ring	1
	imported lemon lozenge	1
	imported taffy	1
	improved martini	100
	impure gasoline	100
	incense bath ball	1
	incredible pizza	100
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	incredibly dense meat gem	1
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	industrial frosting	1
	industrial lubricant	100
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
	industrial strength starch	100
	industrially-crushed ice	100
	inert sludgepuppy	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	1
	infernal snowball	100
	infernal toilet brush	1
	infinite BACON machine	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	1
	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	1
	infrablack lipstick	100
	ingot of seal-iron	100
	ingot turtle	100
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	initiative shawarma	1
	ink bladder	100
	inkwell	100
	inky squid sauce	100
	Inndya trading card	1
	Inner Strength	100
	Inner Truth	100
	Inner Wisdom	100
	innuendo	100
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	100
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	100
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	100
	Instant Karma	100
	insulated gold wire	1
	insulting hat	1
	intact anemone spike	100
	intact medium-wave antenna	1
	interesting clod of dirt	1
	interesting-looking twig	100
	internet point	1
	interrogative elixir	1
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	100
	intimidating coiffure	1
	intricate clockwork big hand	1
	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
	intricate clockwork cuckoo	1
	intricate clockwork disc	1
	intricate clockwork egg	1
	intricate clockwork little hand	1
	intricate clockwork numeral I	1
	intricate clockwork numeral II	1
	intricate clockwork numeral III	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IV	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IX	1
	intricate clockwork numeral V	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VIII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral X	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XII	1
	intricate music box parts	1
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	invisibility cream	100
	invisibility potion	1
	invisible bag	100
	invisible potion	1
	ion grid	100
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	100
	irate sombrero	1
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	100
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron chain	1
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	iron torso box	100
	ironic battle spoon	1
	ironic jogging shorts	1
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic mint	100
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	100
	irradiated pet snacks	100
	irradiated turtle	100
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	100
	iShield	1
	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	1
	Island Hurricane	1
	Island Landslide	1
	Island Thunderstorm	1
	isotophat	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	100
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	100
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	100
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	100
	Jacob's rung	1
	jagged scrap metal	100
	jagged tooth	100
	jalapeño slices	1
	jam band	1
	jam band bootleg	100
	jamfish jam	1
	Jamocha berry	100
	janglin' bones	100
	jangly bracelet	1
	jangly spurs	1
	janitor sponge	100
	janitor's mop	100
	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
	jar full of wind	100
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	100
	jar of fermented pickle juice	100
	jar of frostigkraut	1
	jar of magical relish	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	100
	jar of swamp honey	100
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	100
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
	jaunty feather	1
	java cookie	100
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	100
	jazzy cigarette holder	100
	Jeans of Loathing	1
	Jefferson wings	1
	jellyfish gel	100
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	100
	jerky coins	100
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
	jewelry-making pliers	100
	jigsaw blade	100
	jingle bell	1
	jingling spore pod	100
	jive turkey leg	100
	Jocko Homo's head	28
	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
	Jokester makeup	100
	Jolly Roger charrrm	100
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
	joybuzzer	100
	jug of "wine"	100
	jug of baconstone juice	100
	jug of booze	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	100
	jug of hamethyst juice	100
	jug of porquoise juice	100
	jug-o-magicalness	100
	juggling ball	100
	Juju Mojo Mask	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	100
	jumbo olive	100
	jumping bean burrito	100
	jumping bean taco	100
	jumping horseradish	100
	jungle drum	1
	jungle floor wax	100
	Jungle Juice	1
	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
	juniper berries	100
	junk band	1
	junk food	100
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	100
	Junk-Bond	100
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	100
	karma shawarma	100
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	1
	Keese berry	100
	keg shield	1
	kelp	100
	kelp-holly drape	1
	kelp-holly gun	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	kerosene-soaked skip	1
	ketchup	100
	ketchup hound	100
	Kevlar balloon	1
	khaki duffel bag	100
	kick-ass kicks	1
	kickback cookbook	1
	kill screen	1
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	100
	killing jar	100
	king cookie	100
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	kitten burglar	1
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	100
	kiwi beak	1
	kneecapping stick	1
	knight cookie	100
	knob bugle	1
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	100
	Knob Goblin firecracker	100
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin learning pill	100
	Knob Goblin love potion	100
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	100
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	100
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	100
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	100
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	100
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	100
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	100
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	100
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	100
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	100
	Knob Goblin tongs	1
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	Knob jelly donut	100
	knob ka-bobs	100
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	100
	Knob lo mein	100
	Knob mushroom	100
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	100
	Knob pasty	100
	Knob sausage	100
	Knob sausage stir-fry	100
	Knob shroomkabob	100
	Knob stir-fry	100
	Knob stroganoff	100
	Knob stuffed shells	100
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	100
	Knoll mushroom	100
	knoll mushroom wine	100
	Knoll shroomkabob	100
	Knoll stir-fry	100
	knuckle sandwich	100
	kobold kibble	100
	kobold treasure hoard	1
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	1
	Kokomo Resort Chip	100
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	100
	Kokomo Resort Pass	1,000
	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
	Krampus Horn	1
	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	1
	Kudzu salad	1
	Kudzu slaw	100
	kumquartz	100
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	100
	kumquat supersucker	100
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,000
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	100
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	lab-grown meat	100
	labrador cookie	1
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	100
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	100
	large tankard of ale	100
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser-broiled pear	100
	latte lovers club card	1
	latte lovers member's mug	1
	lava balaclava	1
	lava cake	100
	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
	lava-proof pants	1
	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
	lavalarva	1
	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	100
	lavender candy heart	100
	lavender candygram	100
	lavender paisley oyster egg	100
	lavender plastic oyster egg	100
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	100
	lavender striped oyster egg	100
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	lawn dart	1
	lawnmower blade	1
	Lazenby's Life Lesson	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	100
	LCD game: Food Eater	100
	LCD game: Garbage River	100
	lead collar	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead umbrella	1
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	100
	leaf of grass	100
	leaflet	100
	leather aviator's cap	1
	leather bookmark	100
	leather chaps	1
	leather glove	100
	leather mask	1
	leathery bat skin	100
	leathery cat skin	100
	leathery rat skin	100
	LED block	100
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	leechknife	1
	left bear arm	1
	left bracket	100
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	100
	Left-Hand Man action figure	1
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover canapés	100
	leftover chocolate bar	100
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftover pasty	1
	leftovers	100
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	100
	leftovers sandwich	100
	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
	leggings of the Spider Queen	1
	legitimate business on the beach	100
	lemon	100
	lemon meringue pie	100
	lemon popsicle	100
	lemonade marble	1
	Lemonade-235	100
	lemonhead caviar	100
	lemony scales	100
	length of old fuse	100
	length of string	100
	Lens of Hatred	1
	Lens of Violence	1
	Leonard's glasses	100
	leotarrrd	1
	Lepardner	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	100
	Let Me Be!	100
	letterman's jacket	1
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	100
	lewd playing card	100
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	li'l candy corn costume	1
	li'l ghost costume	1
	li'l knight costume	1
	li'l orphan tot	1
	li'l unicorn costume	1
	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
	Liam's mail	1
	libation of liveliness	100
	libertagliatelle	100
	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
	Libram of Resolutions	1
	library card	100
	License to Chill	1
	License To Kill	1
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	100
	licorice root	100
	licorice snake	1
	licorice whip	1
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	100
	lihc eye pie	100
	lihc face	1
	Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	100
	lime supersucker	100
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	100
	limepatch	100
	limp broccoli	100
	line	100
	linguini immondizia bianco	100
	linguini of the sea	100
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	100
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	100
	linoleum ore	100
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	100
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	100
	lint	100
	lion musk	100
	lion oil	100
	liquid bread	100
	liquid ice	100
	liquid ice pack	100
	liquid rhinestones	1
	liquid shifting time weirdness	100
	liquid smoke	100
	liquid SONAR	1
	literal grasshopper	1
	little black book	100
	little box of fireworks	1
	Little Crimson Book	1
	little deuce cape	1
	little firkin	100
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
	little paper umbrella	100
	little parachute guy	100
	little piece of steel	100
	little red .epub file	100
	little red book	1
	little red jam	100
	little round pebble	1
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live lobster	100
	live nautical mine	100
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	100
	liver popsicle	100
	livid energy	1
	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
	llama lama cria	1
	llama lama gong	100
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loadstone	1
	loaf of alien bread	1
	loaf of soda bread	100
	loafers	1
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Loathing Legion knife	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	100
	locked mumming trunk	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	Locust	100
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	100
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	100
	lollipop stick	100
	LOLmec statuette	1
	Lolsipop	100
	London frog	100
	long pork	100
	long pork casserole	100
	long pork chop sandwiches	100
	long pork lasagna	100
	long skinny balloon	100
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	long-stemmed rose	100
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose blade	1
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	100
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	100
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	100
	los chinos	1
	lost elf luggage	1
	lost key	100
	lotion of coldness	100
	lotion of hotness	100
	lotion of sleaziness	100
	lotion of spookiness	100
	lotion of stench	100
	Louder Than Bomb	100
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,000
	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	100
	LOV Elephant	1
	LOV Elixir #3	100
	LOV Elixir #6	100
	LOV Elixir #9	1
	LOV Emotionizer	100
	LOV Enamorang	100
	LOV Entrance Pass	1
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	100
	love	1
	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	100
	love song of icy revenge	100
	love song of naughty innuendo	100
	love song of smoldering passion	100
	love song of sugary cuteness	100
	love song of vague ambiguity	100
	lovecat tail	100
	low tide martini	1
	low-budget shield	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	100
	LT&T tattoo kit	1
	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky cat collar	1
	lucky cat statue	100
	lucky cat's paw	100
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky gold ring	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	1
	lucky rabbitfish fin	1
	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
	Lucky Surprise Egg	100
	lucky-ish pill	100
	Ludovico Pastaco	1
	lumbering jack	100
	Lumineux Limnio	100
	lump of bauxite	1
	lump of black ichor	100
	lump of Brituminous coal	100
	lump of clay	100
	lump of coal	100
	lump of diamond	100
	lump of goofball ore	100
	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
	lunar isotope	1,000
	lupine appetite hormones	1
	lupine sword	1
	lustrous drippy orb	1
	lustrous oyster egg	1
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	100
	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
	LyleCo premium monocle	1
	LyleCo premium pickaxe	1
	LyleCo premium rope	1
	lynyrd musk	100
	lynyrd skin	100
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	100
	lynyrd snare	100
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	100
	macaroni duck	1
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	1
	machine elf capsule	1
	macroplane grater	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	100
	madius	1
	Mae West	100
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	100
	mafia filofax	100
	mafia middle finger ring	1
	mafia organizer badge	1
	mafia pinky ring	1
	mafia pointer finger ring	1
	mafia thumb ring	1
	mafia wedding ring	1
	magenta seashell	100
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	100
	magical battery	1
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	100
	magical ice cubes	100
	magical mystery juice	100
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	100
	magical pony: Pearjack	100
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	100
	magical pony: Shutterfly	100
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	100
	magical pony: Uniquity	100
	magical sausage	100
	magical sausage casing	100
	magicalness-in-a-can	100
	magicberry tablets	100
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic field	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	100
	magnificent oyster egg	1
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	100
	magnum of fancy champagne	1
	maid head	100
	maiden wig	1
	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift sixgun	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	malevolent medallion	1
	Mallomarbles	100
	mama's squeezebox	1
	mana curds	100
	mana-basted tofurkey leg	1
	mana-coated yams	1
	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
	mandarina colada	100
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	100
	mangled finger	100
	mangled squirrel	100
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	Mansquito Serum	1
	Mansquito's blood	100
	Manual of Lock Picking	1
	Manual of Numberology	1
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
	many-eyed glasses	1
	map to the Cursed Village	1
	map to the Mystic Wood	1
	map to the Putrid Swamp	1
	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	1
	map to the Towering Mountains	1
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	100
	marble maebari	1
	margarita	100
	mariachi G-string	100
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	100
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	100
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	100
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark of the Zombie	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marltini	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	100
	marshmallow	1,000
	marshmallow bomb	100
	marshmallow flambé	1
	marshroom	1
	Martialest Arts trophy	1
	martini	100
	martiny	100
	Marvin's marvelous pill	100
	marzipan skull	100
	mashed potatoes	100
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive gemstone	100
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	1
	Master Thief's utility belt	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	100
	mauve plastic oyster egg	100
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	100
	mauve striped oyster egg	100
	Maxing, Relaxing	100
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	MayDay™ contract	1
	Mayflower bouquet	1
	mayfly bait necklace	1
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	100
	mayo pump	1
	Mayodiol	100
	Mayoflex	100
	Mayonex	100
	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
	Mayostat	100
	Mayozapine	100
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	100
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	100
	meadeorite	100
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	100
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	100
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	100
	Meat maid body	100
	meat paste	100
	meat shield	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	100
	meat stack	100
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	100
	Meat-inflating powder	100
	meatball	1
	meatcar model	1
	Meatcleaver	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	100
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Mechamelion	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medical Pastaco	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	100
	medium slimy cyst	100
	megacopia	100
	megatofu	100
	Meleegra™ pills	100
	melon-infused sake	100
	melted Jell-o shot	100
	melty plastic grenade	100
	meme generator	1
	Memories of Beanslinging	1
	Memories of Cow Punching	1
	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
	Memory Disk, Alpha	100
	memory of a C	100
	memory of a CA base pair	100
	memory of a CG base pair	100
	memory of a CT base pair	100
	memory of a G	100
	memory of a GT base pair	100
	memory of a T	100
	memory of an A	100
	memory of an AG base pair	100
	memory of an AT base pair	100
	memory of some delicious amino acids	100
	menorette	1
	mentholated wine	1
	menudo	100
	menudo ravioli	100
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	100
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	100
	Mer-kin cookiestove	100
	Mer-kin cooljuice	100
	Mer-kin darkbook	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyedrops	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin facecowl	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	100
	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	100
	Mer-kin foodbucket	100
	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	100
	Mer-kin hidepaint	100
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	100
	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	100
	Mer-kin lunchbox	100
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	100
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	100
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	100
	Mer-kin rocksalt	100
	Mer-kin rollpin	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin saltmint	1
	Mer-kin saltsquid	100
	Mer-kin sawdust	100
	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	100
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	100
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	100
	Mer-kin waistrope	1
	Mer-kin weaksauce	100
	Mer-kin wordquiz	100
	Mer-kin worktea	100
	Merc Core challenge coin	1
	Merc Core deployment orders	1
	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
	mercenary headband	100
	mercenary pistol	1
	mercenary rifle	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	1
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	1
	metal mandible	1
	metal meteoroid	100
	metallic A	100
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	metandienone	100
	Meteoid ice beam	1
	meteor shower cap	1
	meteorb	1
	meteoreo	100
	meteorite guard	1
	Meteorite-Ade	100
	meteortarboard	1
	meteorthopedic shoes	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	100
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	100
	micronova	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	microwave stogie	1
	mid-level medieval mead	100
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	100
	midget clownfish	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milestone	1
	milk of magnesium	100
	Milk Studs	100
	milky potion	100
	mime army camouflage kit	100
	mime army challenge coin	15
	mime army infiltration glove	15
	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
	mime army insignia (morale)	1
	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
	mime army rations	100
	mime army shotglass	11
	mime army superserum	100
	mime army wine	100
	mime eraser	100
	mime pocket probe	1
	mime soul fragment	100
	mime-proof sunglasses	1
	mimeplasm	1
	miming beret	1
	miming boots	1
	miming corduroys	1
	miming gloves	1
	miming shirt	1
	mimosette	100
	mince pie	100
	mind flayer corpse	100
	mineapple	100
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	mini-marshmallow dispenser	1
	mini-martini	100
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	100
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature deck cannon	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature goose mask	1
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature life preserver	1
	miniature power pill	100
	miniature pruning shears	1
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
	miniature tophat	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
	minin' dynamite	100
	miniscule beatbox	1
	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
	mint condition magnifying glass	1
	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
	Mint Yulep	100
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	100
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	100
	missing semicolon	1
	missing wine	100
	Misty Cape	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	mixed wildflower greens	100
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	100
	mocking turtle	100
	modern picture frame	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	Mohobo	100
	moist barrel	100
	moist Crimbo spices	100
	moist sack	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	100
	mole molé	100
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	100
	molten brick	100
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	100
	Mon Tiki	100
	monkey barf	1
	monkey wrench	100
	monomolecular yo-yo	100
	Monstar energy beverage	100
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	1
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	1
	moomy dust	100
	Moon Pie	100
	moon-amber	1
	moon-amber necklace	1
	moonberry wine cooler	100
	Moonds	100
	moonglasses	1
	Moonshine Mohobo	100
	Moonthril Schnapps	100
	moose antlers	1
	moose chocolate	100
	moose thought	100
	mooseflank	100
	moosemeat pie	100
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
	Morbidda trading card	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	100
	moreltini	100
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	100
	morning dew	100
	Mornington crescent roll	100
	Morphan	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	100
	Morto Moreto	100
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	100
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	100
	mother's little helper	100
	mother's necklace	1
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	1
	mouldering barrel	100
	mountain lion skin	100
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	100
	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
	Mountain Stream soda	100
	mourning wine	1
	mouse skull	100
	moustache sock	1
	mouth-watering mayolus	100
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	100
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Burnsger	1
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
	Mr. Eh?	1
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	100
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1
	Ms. Accessory	1
	MSG	100
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	100
	Mu	1
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	1
	muddy skirt	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	muffled muffuletta	100
	mugcake	100
	mulberry	100
	mulled berry wine	100
	mulled blood	1
	mulled cider	100
	mulled hobo wine	100
	mullet wig	1
	multi-level marzipan	1
	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
	mumming trunk	1
	mummy costume	100
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	100
	munchies pill	100
	murderbot component casing	100
	murderbot live wire	1
	murderbot mask	1
	murderbot memory chip	100
	murderbot monofilament	100
	murderbot plasma rifle	1
	murderbot power cell	100
	murderbot shield unit	1
	murderbot spring injector	1
	murderbot whip	1
	Murderer's Punch	100
	Murgatroyd diode	1
	murky potion	100
	Muschat	100
	muscle oil	100
	mushroom fermenting solution	100
	mushroom filet	100
	mushroom pizza	100
	mushroom slab	1
	mushroom tea	100
	mushroom whiskey	100
	musk turtle	100
	muskox-skin cap	1
	Mustardigrade	1
	musty moccasins	1
	mutant arm	1
	mutant cactus bud	1
	mutant crown	1
	mutant fire ant egg	1
	mutant gila monster egg	1
	mutant legs	1
	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
	mutated candy lump	100
	My First Art of War	1
	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	100
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	Mysterious Black Box	100
	Mysterious Blue Box	100
	mysterious chemical residue	100
	Mysterious Green Box	100
	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
	mysterious present	100
	Mysterious Red Box	100
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	Mysterious Stranger	1
	mystery lollipop	100
	nachos of the night	100
	Nadsat berry	100
	nail file	100
	nailswurst	100
	nanite-infested candy cane	100
	nanite-infested eggnog	100
	nanite-infested fruitcake	100
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	100
	nanofiber cloth	100
	nanorhino credit card	1
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	1
	Nardz energy beverage	100
	nasty desk bell	1
	nasty gum	100
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty snuff	100
	nasty-ass club	1
	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	100
	natto marble soda	100
	natto pocky	100
	natto-infused sake	100
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	100
	natural magick candle	1
	navel ring of navel gazing	1
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	100
	Necbro wafers	100
	necklace chain	100
	Necrotelicomnicon	100
	necrotizing body spray	100
	neg grog	100
	nega-mushroom	100
	nega-mushroom wine	100
	negative lump	100
	negotiatin' hammer	1
	neoprene skullcap	1
	Neuromancer	100
	neurostim pill	100
	neutron lollipop	100
	Neverending Party favor	1
	Neverending Party guest pass	1
	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
	neverending wallet chain	1
	New Age healing crystal	10,000
	New Age hurting crystal	100
	New Cloaca-Cola	100
	new habit	1
	New Zealand iced tea	100
	New-You Club Membership Form	1
	Newark	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	100
	newborn kobold	1
	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	100
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	nicksilver ring	1
	nicksilver spurs	1
	night-vision goggles	1
	Nightmare Fuel	100
	Nightstalker perfume	100
	ninja carabiner	100
	ninja crampons	100
	ninja eyeblack	100
	ninja fear powder	100
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	ninja rope	100
	ninjammies	1
	No Hats as Art	1
	Nog-on-the-Cob	1
	noir fedora	1
	non-aged vinegar	100
	non-Euclidean angle	1
	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	normal barrel	100
	Northern pemmican	100
	norwhal helmet	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	nosy nose ringy ring	1
	not-a-pipe	100
	note from Clancy	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	100
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	100
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	100
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	100
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	100
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	100
	nothing-in-the-box	100
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	nothingtini	100
	noticeable pumps	1
	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
	novelty fruit hat	100
	novelty monorail ticket	1
	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
	Now and Earlier	100
	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	nozzle of the Phoenix	1
	NPZR chemistry set	100
	Nuclear Blastball	100
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	100
	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nugget of quicksilver	100
	nugget of sicksilver	100
	nugget of slicksilver	100
	nugget of sodium	100
	nugget of thicksilver	100
	nugget of ticksilver	1
	nugget of wicksilver	100
	numberwang	1
	nurse's hat	1
	Nursine	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	nutcracking pliers	1
	nutty organic salad	100
	O	100
	O'RLY manual	100
	obnoxious riddle	100
	obsidian dagger	1
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	1
	occult jelly donut	100
	ocean motion	100
	octolus oculus	100
	octolus-skin cloak	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odd silver coin	1
	odor extractor	100
	off-white paisley oyster egg	100
	off-white plastic oyster egg	100
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	100
	off-white striped oyster egg	100
	offensive moustache	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Official Council Aide Pin	1
	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	100
	Oh, the Humanitini	100
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	100
	oil of oiliness	100
	Oil of Parrrlay	100
	oil of slipperiness	100
	oil of stability	100
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	1
	oil slacks	1
	oil-filled donut	100
	oily boid	100
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	100
	ojo de pez burrito	100
	Okee-Dokee soda	100
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	100
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old ball and chain	1
	old bronzer	100
	old candy wrapper	100
	old chum	100
	old coin purse	100
	old dry bone	1
	old eyebrow pencil	100
	old leather wallet	100
	old love note	100
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	100
	old school beer pull tab	100
	old school calculator watch	1
	old school flying disc	1
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	1
	old-fashioned	100
	oldcake	100
	olive	100
	olive lo mein	100
	olive stir-fry	100
	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	100
	one glove	100
	one piece of bubble gum	100
	one pill	100
	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	1
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	1
	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	1
	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	1
	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	1
	one-winged stab bat	100
	onion shurikens	100
	onyx bishop	1
	onyx king	1
	onyx knight	1
	onyx pawn	1
	onyx queen	1
	onyx rook	1
	oozenog	100
	open sauce	100
	opera mask	1
	Operation Patriot Shield	1
	opium grenade	100
	Oppossum	1
	optimal spreadsheet	1
	orange	100
	orange and black Crimboween candy	100
	orange boxing gloves	1
	orange candy heart	100
	orange candygram	100
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	100
	orange slime glob	100
	orange snowcone	100
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	100
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	100
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	100
	Orcish meat locker	100
	orcish nailing lube	100
	orcish rubber	100
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	100
	organic potpourri	1
	origami pasties	1
	origami riding crop	1
	original G	100
	oriole-feather headdress	1
	ornamental sextant	1
	ornate ancient cursed chest	100
	ornate ancient cursed key	100
	ornate picture frame	100
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	Osk'r Chow	100
	Othello's dagger	1
	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
	outlaw bandana	1
	oven mitts	1
	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	100
	overflowing gift basket	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	100
	overloaded short-pulse transistor	1
	overly-fancy hot cocoa	1
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	100
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized ice molecule	100
	oversized pipe	1
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized skullcap	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	100
	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
	oyster basket	1
	oyster egg balloon	1
	oyster sauce	100
	P.B.L.T.	100
	pacification grenade	100
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	100
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	100
	Pack of Every Card	1
	pack of KWE trading card	1
	pack of pogs	100
	packaged backup camera	1
	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
	packaged familiar scrapbook	1
	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	1
	packaged June cleaver	1
	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
	packaged model train set	1
	packaged Pocket Professor	1
	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe	1
	packet of beer nuts	100
	packet of beer seeds	1
	packet of dragon's teeth	1
	packet of mushroom spores	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
	packet of tall grass seeds	1
	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	100
	packet of winter seeds	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	100
	page of the Necrohobocon	100
	pail	1
	Pain Dip	100
	painful penne pasta	100
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	100
	paint bomb	100
	paint palette	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	100
	painting of a glass of wine	100
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of candy glasses	1
	pair of government shades	1
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of plants	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of scissors	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	paisley spore pod	100
	palm frond	100
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	100
	palm-frond net	100
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	panicked kernel	1
	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
	pantogram	1
	pants kit	100
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	Pantsgiving	1
	panty raider camouflage	100
	papaya	100
	papaya sling	100
	papaya slung	100
	papaya taco	100
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	100
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché base	1
	papier-mâché bowl	1
	papier-mâché glob	100
	papier-mâché handle	1
	papier-mâché plaque	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	100
	papier-mâché trophy piñata	1
	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchaeranthera	100
	papier-mâchine gun	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	100
	papotion of papower	100
	Para-Pop	100
	paraffin pendant	1
	paraffin pith helmet	1
	paraffin poncho	1
	paraffin punching bag	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	100
	party balloon	100
	party beer bomb	100
	party crasher	1
	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
	party hat	1
	party mouse hat	1
	Party Planning on a Budget	1
	party platter for one	1
	party pup	1
	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	1
	party whip	1
	Party-in-a-Can™	100
	passable elf mask	1
	pasta spoon	1
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	Pastaco shell	100
	pat of butter	100
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patch of extra-warm fur	1
	patchouli incense stick	100
	patchouli oil bomb	100
	patent aggression tonic	100
	patent alacrity tonic	100
	patent antipsychotics	100
	patent avarice tonic	100
	patent invisibility tonic	100
	patent leather shoes	1
	patent preventative tonic	100
	patent sallowness tonic	1
	pawn cookie	100
	PB&BP	1
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	100
	peace accordion	1
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	100
	peach lozenge	100
	peach pie	100
	Peaclock	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	peanut sauce	100
	pear	100
	pear lozenge	100
	pear supersucker	100
	pear tart	100
	pearidot	100
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pearlescent oyster egg	100
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	100
	pecan pie	100
	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
	Peek-a-Boo!	1
	PEEZ dispenser	100
	pencil kunai	100
	pencil stub	100
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
	Pener's drumstick	1
	penguin focaccia bread	100
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	100
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	100
	penguin whip	1
	penguin-smacking club	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	pentagram bandana	1
	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	100
	peppermint crook	100
	peppermint eel sauce	100
	peppermint harpoon gun	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	100
	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint spine	1
	peppermint sprig	100
	peppermint sprout	100
	peppermint syrup	1
	peppermint tailings	100
	peppermint twist	100
	peppermint-scented socks	1
	percent sign	100
	perfect cosmopolitan	100
	perfect dark and stormy	100
	perfect ice cube	100
	perfect mimosa	100
	perfect negroni	100
	perfect old-fashioned	100
	perfect paloma	100
	perfectly fair coin	1
	perforated battle paddle	1
	perfume of prejudice	100
	perfume-soaked bandana	1
	perl necklace	100
	pernicious cudgel	1
	perpendicular guano	100
	perpendicular hula	100
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	personal graffiti kit	100
	personal massager	100
	personalizable gingerbread cookie	100
	personalized birthday cake	100
	personalized coffee mug	1,000
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	100
	pet anemone	1
	pet bad vibe	1
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	100
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
	Pete's rich ricotta	1
	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
	petit 4.1	100
	petit fortran	100
	petrified noodles	100
	petrified wood	100
	pewter candlestick	1
	pewter claymore	1
	pewter shavings	100
	ph balancer	100
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	100
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	phial of coldness	1
	phial of hotness	1
	phial of sleaziness	1
	phial of spookiness	1
	phial of stench	1
	Phil Collins	100
	philosopher's scone	100
	philter of phorce	100
	phish stick	100
	Phlegethon	100
	phonics down	100
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1,000
	physiostim pill	100
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	100
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	100
	pickled egg	100
	pickled grasshopper	1
	pickpocket protector	100
	picky tweezers	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	100
	picture of you	1
	Piddles	100
	pie crust	100
	pie man was not meant to eat	100
	piece of after eight	100
	piece of coral	1
	piece of driftwood	1
	piece of wedding cake	100
	piercing post	100
	pig-iron bracers	100
	pig-iron helm	1
	pig-iron shinguards	1
	pigeon egg	100
	piggy tattoo	100
	Pigsticker of Violence	1
	pile of candy	100
	pile of dirt	1
	pile of dungeon junk	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	100
	pile of gold coins	100
	pile of jumping beans	100
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of sand	1
	pile of Trainbot parts	100
	pile of useless robot parts	100
	pilgrim shield	1
	pill cup	100
	pillow shell	1
	Pillowbug	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	Pimpsqueak	1
	pin-stripe slacks	1
	pine cone	1
	pine cone necklace	1
	pine tar	100
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pineapple slab	100
	ping-pong ball	100
	pink candy heart	100
	pink candygram	100
	pink clay bead	1,725
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	100
	pink slime	100
	pink-belly slapper	100
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	100
	pint of sweat	100
	pipe wrench	1
	piping organ pie	100
	piracetam	100
	piranha pollen	100
	pirate brochure	100
	pirate cream pie	100
	pirate fork	1
	pirate pamphlet	100
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	100
	pirate radio ring	1
	pirate shaving cream	1
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	100
	pirate zombie head	1
	pirate zombie robot head	1
	PirateRealm membership packet	1
	PirateRealm party hat	1
	piratical blunderbuss	1
	piscatini	1
	pitchfork	1
	pitted sheet metal	100
	pixel banana	100
	pixel beer	100
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel coin	100
	pixel cross	1
	pixel daiquiri	100
	pixel energy tank	1
	pixel grappling hook	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	100
	pixel lemon	100
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel pill	1
	pixel power cell	100
	pixel shield	1
	pixel star	100
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	100
	pixellated moneybag	100
	pixie axie	1
	Plague of Locusts	100
	plague pie	100
	plaid bandage	100
	plaid cowboy hat	1
	plaid pocket square	1
	plaid skirt	1
	plaid swatch	100
	plain bagel	100
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain calzone	1
	plain candy cane	10
	plain old beer	100
	plain paper hat	1
	plain pizza	100
	plain snowcone	100
	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	plastic bazooka	1
	plastic bib	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	100
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
	plastic doll arms	100
	plastic doll legs	100
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic ingot	100
	plastic Jefferson wings	100
	plastic nightmare troll	100
	plastic nunchaku	1
	plastic passion fruit	100
	plastic piranha pot	1
	plastic pirate hat	1
	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
	plastic spider ring	1
	plastic vampire fangs	1
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	100
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	100
	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	100
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	100
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	100
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	100
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	100
	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1
	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	100
	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	1
	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
	plexiglass pants	1
	plexiglass pendant	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plexiglass pinky ring	1
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
	PlexiPips	100
	plot hole	100
	plum	100
	plum lozenge	100
	plum wine	100
	plumber's lunch	100
	plump free-range mushroom	1
	plump juicy grub	100
	plunge-leg	100
	plus one	1
	plush alielf	1
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	plush sea serpent	1
	Pneumo bar	100
	pocket ace	100
	pocket lint (blue)	1
	pocket lint (green)	1
	pocket lint (orange)	1
	pocket lint (white)	1
	pocket maze	100
	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
	pocket theremin	1
	pocket wish	100
	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pog #01 (spider)	100
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	100
	pog #03 (warwelf)	100
	pog #04 (skleleton)	100
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	100
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	100
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	100
	pog #08 (hellion)	100
	pog #09 (pirate)	100
	pog #10 (hobo)	100
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	100
	pogo stick	1
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	100
	pointy mushroom wine	100
	pointy red hat	1
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	100
	poisonsettia	100
	Poké-Gro fertilizer	100
	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	100
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	poker face paint	100
	polished moon-amber	1
	Polka Pop	100
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	polo trophy	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	100
	polyalloy shield	1
	polyeaster egg	100
	polyester pad	1
	polyester panama hat	1
	polyester parachute	1
	polyester peeler	1
	polyester pettipants	1
	polyester pulsera	1
	polyesterene powder	1
	Polysniff Perfume	100
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poncho de azucar	1
	ponytail clip	1
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	1
	pool of liquid metal	100
	pool torpedo	100
	Pop Art: a Guide	1
	popcorn	100
	poppy	100
	popsicle stick	100
	popular tart	100
	porcelain candy dish	100
	porcelain pelerine	1
	porcelain pepper mill	1
	porcelain phantom mask	1
	porcelain plus-fours	1
	porcelain police baton	1
	porcelain porkpie	1
	porcelain powder	1
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	pork elf goodies sack	100
	porkpocket	100
	porquoise	100
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	porquoise-handled sixgun	1
	portable cassette player	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable dam	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable Othello set	1
	portable pantogram	1
	portable photocopier	100
	portable ping-pong table	1
	portable Spacegate	1
	portable steam unit	1
	portable table	100
	portable wall	100
	possessed sugar cube	100
	possessed tomato	100
	possessed top	100
	possibility potion	100
	post-holiday sale coupon	100
	potato alarm clock	1
	potato masher	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	100
	potion of animal rage	100
	Potion of Heroism	1
	potion of potency	100
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	100
	potion of the captain's hammer	100
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	100
	potted fern	100
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	100
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered dice	1
	powdered donut	100
	powdered gold	100
	powdered madness	1
	powdered organs	100
	powdered oxygen	1
	powdered powdered sugar	1
	powdered sealbone	100
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	1
	power pill	100
	power seed	1
	power sock	1
	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
	pr0n cocktail	100
	pr0n legs	100
	pr0n m4nic0tti	100
	pr0n stir-fry	100
	pr0n taco	100
	precious piercing post	100
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	Prelude of Precision	1
	premium malt liquor	100
	prescription noodles	100
	prescription teeth whitener	1
	press-on ribs	100
	pressurized potion of perception	100
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	100
	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	1
	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	100
	pressurized potion of puissance	100
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	100
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	100
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	priceless diamond	1
	primitive alien booze	1
	primitive alien loincloth	1
	primitive alien mask	1
	primitive alien medicine	1
	primitive alien necklace	1
	primitive alien salad	1
	primitive alien spear	1
	primitive alien totem	1
	primitive candy cane	100
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	print screen button	1
	prismatic wad	100
	pristine fish scale	100
	pristine piranha seed	1
	pristine walrus tusk	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	100
	procrastination potion	100
	Professor of Spelunkology	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	programmable turtle	100
	projectile chemistry set	100
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	1
	protection stick	1
	Protects-Your-Junk	1
	protein paste	100
	protonic accelerator pack	1
	prototype stimulant	100
	Prunets	100
	prussian cathouse	100
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	psychic's amulet	1
	psychic's circlet	1
	psychic's crystal ball	1
	psychic's pslacks	1
	Psycho From The Heat	1
	psycho sweater	1
	psychoanalytic jar	100
	psychokinetic energy blob	100
	Psychotic Train wine	100
	pteruges	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	100
	puce plastic oyster egg	100
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	100
	puce striped oyster egg	100
	puff of smoke	100
	pufferfish spine	100
	Puffstone cigar	1
	pulled blue taffy	100
	pulled green taffy	100
	pulled indigo taffy	100
	pulled orange taffy	100
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulled red taffy	100
	pulled violet taffy	100
	pulled yellow taffy	100
	pulsing flesh	1
	pump-up high-tops	1
	pumpkin	100
	pumpkin beer	100
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	100
	pumpkin pie	100
	pumpkinhead mask	100
	punch-drunk punch	1
	Punching Potion	100
	Punchplanter	100
	punk patch	100
	punk rock jacket	1
	puppet strings	1
	Purple Beast energy drink	100
	purple clay bead	353
	purple corpsel	100
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	100
	purple prose pen	100
	purple snowcone	100
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	100
	purpleheart "pants"	1
	purpleheart logs	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	putty coat	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	100
	pygmy blowgun	100
	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy concertinette	1
	pygmy dart	100
	pygmy nose-bone	1
	pygmy papers	100
	pygmy phone number	100
	pygmy pygment	100
	pygmy spear	1
	pygmy witchhazel	100
	Quaatorade™	1
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	100
	quantum of familiar	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	100
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
	queen cookie	100
	question juice	100
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	100
	quicksilver ring	1
	quicksilver spurs	1
	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
	quirky accordion	1
	Rümpelstiltz	1
	R'lyeh	100
	rabbit punch	100
	Racisto Ruidoso	1
	rack of dinosaur ribs	100
	Rad Lib	1,000
	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	1
	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	100
	radiation-resistant helmet	100
	radiator heater shield	1
	radio button candy	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radioactive spider venom	100
	radium-flavored potato chips	100
	raffle prize box	1
	rag doll	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow bomb	1
	rainbow crossbow	1
	rainbow glitter candle	1
	rainbow jellybean	100
	rainbow sauce	100
	rainbow tie	1
	Rainbow's Gravity	1
	raisin	100
	Ralph IX cognac	1
	ram horns	100
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	100
	ram-battering staff	1
	ramekin of space nuts	1
	raspberry	100
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	100
	rat appendix kabob	100
	rat appendix stir-fry	100
	rat carcass	100
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	100
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	1
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	ratgut	100
	ratini	100
	ratskin belt	1
	ratskin pajama pants	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattler gland	100
	rattler rattle	100
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	Rattlin' Chains	100
	ratty knitted cap	1
	rave whistle	1
	ravenous eye	100
	ravioli della hippy	100
	ravioli hat	1
	raw bread	100
	raw cranberry sauce	100
	raw gravy	100
	raw green beans	100
	raw mincemeat	100
	raw potato	100
	raw stuffing	100
	raw sweet potato	100
	raw turkey	100
	razor-sharp can lid	1,000
	razor-tipped yo-yo	100
	realistic cap gun	100
	really dense meat stack	100
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	100
	really nice net	100
	really really sticky spider web	100
	really sticky spider web	100
	really thick bandage	100
	really thick spine	100
	really tiny cocktail shaker	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
	record of menacing silence	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	100
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	100
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	100
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	100
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	100
	recording of Prelude of Precision	100
	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	100
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	100
	recovered cufflinks	1
	recursive spline reticulator	100
	red ale	100
	red and green rain stick	1
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	100
	red badge	1
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	100
	red book	100
	red box	100
	red button	100
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	496
	red coat	1
	red coin	1
	red drunki-bear	100
	Red Dwarf	100
	red eye	100
	red face paint	1
	Red Fox glove	1
	red foxglove	100
	red gummi ingot	100
	red lava globs	1
	red LavaCo Lamp™	1
	red letter	100
	red mana	100
	red masque	1
	red money bag	1
	red paisley oyster egg	100
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	100
	red pixel potion	100
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red plumber's boots	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	100
	red potion	100
	red red wine	100
	red rocket	100
	Red Roger's red left foot	1
	Red Roger's red left hand	1
	Red Roger's red right foot	1
	Red Roger's red right hand	1
	Red Roger's reliquary	1
	Red Roger's skull	1
	Red Rover BB gun	1
	red rum	100
	Red Russian	1
	red shirt	1
	red shoe	1
	red silk skirt	1
	red snowcone	100
	red striped oyster egg	100
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	100
	red wagon	1
	Red X Shield	1
	red-and-green microcamera	1
	red-and-green sweater	1
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot boilermaker	100
	red-hot jawbreaker	100
	red-hot knucklebone	100
	red-hot medallion	1
	red-hot poker	1
	red-hot sausage fork	1
	red-spotted snapper roe	1
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	100
	redrum	100
	redwood rain stick	1
	reflection of a map	100
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	refurbished air fryer	1
	regret hose	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	100
	regular-size brogurt	100
	reindeer hammer	1
	reindeer sickle	1
	reinforced beaded headband	1
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	reliable sixgun	1
	remaindered axe	1
	remorseless knife	1
	reodorant	100
	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	replica bat-oomerang	1
	replica key	1
	residual zeal	1
	resolution: be feistier	100
	resolution: be happier	100
	resolution: be kinder	100
	resolution: be luckier	100
	resolution: be more adventurous	100
	resolution: be sexier	100
	resolution: be smarter	100
	resolution: be stronger	100
	resolution: be wealthier	100
	respected companion biscuit	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	Rethinking Candy	1
	Retrospecs	1
	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
	returned Thinknerd package	100
	reusable shopping bag	1
	reverse Tantalus	100
	reverse-oscillating klystron	100
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone	100
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rhinestone cowhorn	1
	rhinoceros horn	100
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	100
	ribbon candy ascot	1
	ribcage rollcage	1
	riboflavin	1
	rice bowl	1
	rickety old unicycle	1
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	100
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	100
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	1
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
	right bear arm	1
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	right parenthesis	1
	rigid carapace	100
	Riker's Search History	100
	ring	1
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	1
	ring of cold resistance	1
	ring of conflict	1
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	1
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring of the Skeleton Lord	1
	ring setting	100
	rinky-dink sixgun	100
	roasted duck	100
	roasted marshmallow	100
	roasted vegetable focaccia	1
	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1
	robin flan	100
	robin nog	100
	robin's egg	100
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	100
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	100
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	100
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	100
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	100
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	100
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	100
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	100
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	100
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	100
	rock	100
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	Rock Garden Guide	1
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	100
	rocket fuel	1
	rockfish stomach	100
	rockin' wagon	100
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	100
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rodeo whiskey	100
	rogue swarmer	100
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	100
	roll in the hay	100
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of Hob-Os	100
	roll of meat	100
	roll of toilet paper	100
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	100
	Roman sadnals	1
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	100
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	100
	root beer	100
	root beer barrel	100
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rose	100
	rotten tomato	1
	rotting barrel	100
	rotting beefsteak	100
	rotting cowskin	1
	rough fish scale	100
	round blue bomb	100
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	100
	royal jelly taco	100
	Royal scepter	1
	rubber axe	1
	rubber baby doll	1
	rubber band gun	1
	rubber cape	1
	rubber doll body	100
	rubber doll head	100
	rubber emo roe	100
	rubber gloves	1
	rubber nubbin	1
	rubber ribcage	1
	rubber spatula	1
	rubber spider	100
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
	Rubee™	100
	ruby on canes	100
	ruby W	100
	Ruffalo	1
	rum and cola	100
	rum barrel charrrm	100
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
	runny fermented egg	100
	runny icing	100
	runproof mascara	100
	Russian Ice	100
	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
	rusty bonesaw	100
	rusty broken diving helmet	100
	rusty chain necklace	1
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
	rusty hedge trimmers	100
	rusty metal greaves	1
	rusty metal key	100
	rusty metal ring	100
	rusty metal shaft	100
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	100
	rusty speargun	1
	rusty staff	1
	rusty valve wheel	100
	s'more	100
	s'more gun	1
	S.A.V.E. flyer	100
	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
	S.S. Ticket	1
	S.T.L.T.	100
	sabre teeth	1
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sachet of strange powder	1
	sack lunch	100
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Sacramento wine	100
	Safari Jack's moustache	32
	safarrri hat	1
	safety vest	1
	saffron antaravasaka	1
	saffron uttarasanga	1
	Saison du Lune	100
	sake bomb	100
	salacious crumbs	100
	salacious lychee chuhai	100
	salacious screwdiver	100
	salamander slurry	100
	salamander spleen	100
	SalesCo sample kit	1
	salinated mint julep	100
	Salsa de las Epocas	100
	Salsa Libre	1
	salt plum	100
	salt plum sake	100
	salt wages	100
	salt water taffy	100
	saltwaterbed	100
	salty dog	100
	salty drippy candy bar	1
	salty gumdrop	100
	salty slug	100
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	100
	sandcastle	1
	sandpaper	1
	sandwich of the gods	1
	sane hatrack	1
	sangria	100
	Sangria de Menthe	100
	sardine can key	1
	Sasq™ watch	1
	Satan hat	1
	Saturday Night Special	1
	sauce of the ages	100
	saucepan	1
	Saucepanic	1
	sausage bomb	100
	sausage golem	1
	sausage pizza	100
	sausage without a cause	100
	sausage wonton	100
	savings bond	1
	savory crossbow	1
	savory dry noodles	100
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	100
	sawblade fragment	100
	sawblade shield	1
	Sazerorc	100
	Sazuruk-hai	100
	scabrous seal epaulets	1
	scale-mail underwear	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
	Scent of a Human™ candle	1
	scented massage oil	200
	Scepter of Loathing	1
	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	1
	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
	school spirit socket set	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	100
	Science Notebook	1
	scimitar cozy	1
	scintillating oyster egg	1
	scissor duck	1
	Scorpion Bowl	1
	scorpion whip	1
	scotch on the rocks	100
	scrap metal	100
	scrap of shadow	1
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	100
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	100
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	100
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	100
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	100
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	100
	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
	screwdiver	100
	screwdriver	100
	screwing pooch	1
	scroll case	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	100
	scroll of drastic healing	100
	scroll of pasta summoning	100
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	100
	scrumptious ice ant	100
	scrumptious reagent	1,000
	scrunchie tourniquet	100
	Scuba Snack	100
	sea avocado	100
	sea blueberry	100
	sea broccoli	100
	sea cape	1
	sea carrot	100
	sea cauliflower	100
	sea chaps	1
	sea cowbell	100
	sea cowboy hat	1
	sea cucumber	100
	sea grease	100
	sea holster	1
	sea honeydew	100
	sea jelly	100
	sea lace	100
	sea lasso	100
	sea leather	100
	sea lychee	100
	sea mantle	1
	sea persimmon	100
	sea radish	100
	sea salt crystal	100
	sea salt scrubs	1
	sea shawl	1
	sea tangelo	100
	sea truffle	1
	sea-worn candlestick	1
	seal lube	1
	seal tooth	100
	seal-blubber candle	100
	seal-brain elixir	100
	seal-clubbing club	1
	seal-skull helmet	1
	seal-toothed rock	100
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	1
	sealhide snare	1
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	100
	seared dino steak	100
	seaweed	100
	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	100
	secret from the future	260
	secret mummy herbs and spices	100
	security blankie	1
	security flashlight	1
	seegar butt	100
	self-dribbling basketball	1
	self-repairing earmuffs	1
	Senior Mints	1,000
	sensitive poetry journal	100
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	100
	sentient meat mass	100
	Sequestrian	1
	sequined fez	1
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	1
	serum of sarcasm	100
	servo-assisted exo-pants	100
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	100
	set of jacks	1
	severed flipper	1
	severed rocking horse head	1
	sew-on bandage	100
	sewage-clogged pistol	1
	sewer nuggets	100
	sewer snake	1
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	100
	sewing kit	100
	shadowy cat claw	100
	shadowy seal eye	1
	shady shades	1
	shaker of dry rub	100
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
	shaking skull	1
	sham champagne	100
	shamanic beads	1
	shamanic ham	100
	Shantix™	1
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	1,000
	shark cartilage	100
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	100
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharkfin gumbo	100
	sharp tin strip	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	sharpened spoon	1
	shavin' razor	100
	shaving cream	100
	sheet cake	100
	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
	shellacked shell	1
	shells a la shellfish	100
	Shield of Icy Fate	1
	shield of the Skeleton Lord	1
	Shielding Potion	100
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	1
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	100
	shining goblet	100
	shining halo	1
	shining star cap	1
	shiny brass tailfeathers	1
	shiny butcherknife	1
	shiny gold fronts	1
	shiny hood ornament	1
	shiny ring	1
	shiny stones	100
	shiny tribal beads	1
	shirt kit	100
	Shivering Chèvre	100
	shock belt	1
	shock collar	1
	shocked shell	1
	shoe ad T-shirt	1
	shoe gum	100
	shoo-fish pie	100
	shooting morning star	1
	shopkeeper beard	100
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	100
	short beer	100
	short calculator	100
	short deposition	100
	short glass of water	1
	short stack of pancakes	1
	short stick of butter	1
	short white	1
	short writ of habeas corpus	100
	short-handled mop	1
	shortest-order cook	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	100
	shot of flower schnapps	100
	shot of granola liqueur	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	100
	Shot of Kardashian Gin	100
	shot of mescal	100
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	100
	shot of orange schnapps	100
	shot of peach schnapps	100
	shot of pear schnapps	100
	shot of rotgut	100
	Shot of the Living Dead	100
	shot of tomato schnapps	100
	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
	shoulder-warming lotion	1
	shovelful of dirt	100
	shrapnel jelly donut	100
	shredded hellseal hide	100
	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	1
	shrimp cocktail	100
	shrine to the Barrel god	1
	shrinking powder	100
	shroomtini	1
	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
	Shrubble Bubble	100
	Shudder	1
	shuddering cow skull	1
	shuddersword	1
	shuriken salad	100
	shushed potatoes	100
	Siberian sunrise	100
	sicksilver ring	1
	sicksilver spurs	1
	signal fragment	100
	signal receiver	1
	silent A	100
	silent B	100
	silent beret	1
	silent C	100
	silent D	100
	silent E	100
	silent F	100
	silent G	100
	silent H	100
	silent I	100
	silent J	100
	silent K	100
	silent L	100
	silent M	100
	silent N	100
	silent nightlight	1
	silent O	100
	silent P	100
	silent pea shooter	1
	silent Q	100
	silent R	100
	silent S	100
	silent T	100
	silent U	100
	silent V	100
	silent W	100
	silent X	100
	silent Y	100
	silent Z	100
	Silly Little Love Song	1
	Silver Bullet beer	100
	silver cheese-slicer	1
	silver cow creamer	1
	silver cow skull	1
	silver Dreadsylvanian flask	1
	silver face paint	100
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	100
	silver shotgun shell	1
	silver shrimp fork	1
	silver table-scraper	1
	silver tongue charrrm	100
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	Simepore slime	1
	simple AI	100
	simple ancient cursed key	100
	sinewy crossbow string	100
	Sinful Desires	1
	Single Alice's Army Foil	100
	single atom	100
	single entendre	1
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	100
	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	single swig of vodka	100
	single-serving herbal stuffing	100
	single-use dust mask	1
	sinister altar fragment	1
	sinister ancient tablet	1
	sinister demon mask	1
	sinister-looking cat	100
	sinistral homunculus	1
	Sister Accessory	1
	Site Alpha ID badge	1
	Sitrep berry	100
	six pack of Mountain Stream	100
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	100
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	100
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling desk bell	1
	sizzling seal fat	1
	Sizzling Sinner	100
	sk8board	1
	skate blade	1
	skate board	1
	skate skates	100
	skate skin	100
	skelelton spine	100
	skeletal banana	100
	skeletal scabbard	1
	skeleton	100
	skeleton beans	100
	skeleton bone	1
	skeleton key	100
	skeleton key ring	100
	skeleton quiche	100
	skeleton skis	1
	skeletortoise	1
	Sketcherz™	1
	skewer	100
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	100
	ski resort souvenir crate	100
	skin oil	100
	Skipper's accordion	1
	skirt / kilt kit	100
	skull capacitor	1
	skull gearshift knob	1
	skull of the Bonerdagon	100
	Skull Punch	1
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	skulldozer egg	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	100
	Skullhead's Screw	100
	Skully's hot chocolate	1
	slab of sponge	100
	slap and slap again	100
	slap and tickle	100
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze cluster	1
	sleaze clusterbomb	1
	sleaze jelly	1
	sleaze nuggets	1,000
	sleaze powder	1,000
	sleaze wad	1,000
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
	sleazy bindle	1
	sleazy fairy gravy	1
	sleazy hi mein	100
	Sledgehamster	1
	sleep mask	1
	sleeping snowy owl	1
	sleeping stocking	1
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	sleeve deuce	100
	slice of pizza	100
	slick fish meat	100
	slicksilver ring	1
	slicksilver spurs	1
	slide rule	1
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slightly thicker filthy rags	1
	slime convention coupons	100
	slime convention flyers	100
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	100
	slime convention t-shirt	100
	slime fedora	1
	slime knuckles	1
	slime shooter	100
	slime stack	1
	slime waders	1
	slime-covered club	1
	slime-covered compass	1
	slime-covered greaves	1
	slime-covered helmet	1
	slime-covered lantern	1
	slime-covered necklace	1
	slime-covered shovel	1
	slime-covered speargun	1
	slime-covered staff	1
	slime-soaked brain	1
	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
	Slimebite	100
	Slimosa	100
	slimy alveolus	100
	slimy chest	100
	slimy fermented bile bladder	100
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	100
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	100
	Slippery Knob	100
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	100
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	100
	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
	Slotter	1
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
	sludgesicle	100
	slug of rum	100
	slug of shochu	100
	slug of vodka	100
	small box	100
	small golem	1
	small gummi fin	100
	small leather glove	100
	small pile of sand	1
	small slimy cyst	1
	Smart Bone Dust	100
	smart skull	100
	smart watch	1
	smashed danish	100
	Smashmoth	1
	smellbook	100
	smelted roe	100
	smile-sharpening stone	1
	smiley-face sticker	1
	smiling rat	1
	smirking shrunken head	1
	smoked potsherd	1
	smoker's cloak	1
	smoking grass	1,000
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	100
	smoldering bagel punch	1
	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
	smoldering staff	1
	SMOOCH bottlecap	100
	SMOOCH bracers	1
	SMOOCH breastplate	1
	SMOOCH codpiece	1
	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
	SMOOCH kneepads	1
	SMOOCH soda	100
	SMOOCH spaulders	1
	smooth mushroom wine	1
	smooth velvet bra	1
	smooth velvet hanky	1
	smooth velvet hat	1
	smooth velvet pants	1
	smooth velvet pocket square	1
	smooth velvet shirt	1
	smooth velvet socks	1
	smudge stick	100
	smudged alchemical recipe	100
	Smuggler's Punch	1
	smut orc keepsake box	100
	smut orc sunglasses	100
	snailmail bits	100
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	100
	snake oil	100
	snake shield	1
	snake skin	1
	snakebite	100
	snakeskin cowboy hat	1
	snakeskin jacket	1
	snakeskin thighboots	1
	snapdragon pistil	1
	Snarf berry	1
	snarling wolf shield	1
	sneakeasies	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	100
	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
	sneaky wrapping paper	100
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	100
	snorkel	1
	Snoutlet	1
	snow berries	100
	snow cleats	100
	snow crab	100
	snow fort	1
	snow halo	1
	snow machine	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	Snow Suit	1
	snowball	100
	snowboarder pants	1
	snowpack	1
	snowstick	1
	soap knife	1
	sock garters	1
	sock monkey	1
	soda water	100
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	100
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	100
	software bug	1
	software glitch	1
	Sogg-Os	100
	soggy elf shoes	1
	soggy gingerbread chunk	100
	soggy seed packet	100
	soggy used band-aid	100
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	soilzerac	1
	solid asbestos box	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid chrome box	1
	solid gold bowling ball	404
	solid gold jewel	100
	solid gold pegleg	1
	solid linoleum box	1
	solid shifting time weirdness	1
	solid state loom	1
	sommelier's towel	1
	sonar fishfinder	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	100
	SongBoom™ BoomBox	1
	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
	sorority brain	1
	soul coin	1
	soul doorbell	1
	soul knife	1
	soul mask	1
	soul monocle	1
	soup turtle	100
	soup-chucks	1
	sour ball and chain	1
	sour powder	100
	Source essence	1,000
	Source shades	1
	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	100
	Source terminal CRAM chip	100
	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	100
	Source terminal DRAM chip	1
	Source terminal file: compress.edu	100
	Source terminal file: cram.ext	100
	Source terminal file: critical.enh	100
	Source terminal file: damage.enh	100
	Source terminal file: dram.ext	100
	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	100
	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	100
	Source terminal file: gram.ext	100
	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	100
	Source terminal file: pram.ext	100
	Source terminal file: protect.enq	100
	Source terminal file: spam.ext	100
	Source terminal file: stats.enq	100
	Source terminal file: substats.enh	100
	Source terminal file: tram.ext	100
	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	100
	Source terminal GRAM chip	100
	Source terminal INGRAM chip	100
	Source terminal PRAM chip	100
	Source terminal SCRAM chip	100
	Source terminal SPAM chip	1
	Source terminal TRAM chip	1
	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	100
	Sourfinger	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	100
	soylent staff	1
	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
	Space Baby bawbaw	1
	Space Baby children's book	100
	space bar	1
	space beast fur	100
	space beast fur hat	1
	space beast fur pants	1
	space beast fur whip	1
	space blanket	1
	space chowder	100
	space heater	1
	space invader	1
	space jam	1
	space jam toast	1
	space jellybicycle	1
	space junk	100
	space marine flash grenade	100
	space needle	1
	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
	space pirate treasure map	1
	space planula	1
	space port	100
	Space Tourist Phaser	1
	Space Tours Tripple	100
	Space Trip safety headphones	1
	space wine	100
	Spacegate access badge	1
	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	1
	Spacegate military insignia	1
	Spacegate Research	1,000
	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
	spade necklace	9,000
	spagecialetti	100
	spaghetti breakfast	100
	spaghetti con calaveras	100
	spaghetti cult mask	1
	spaghetti cult rosary	1
	spaghetti with ghost balls	100
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	100
	spaghetti with rock-balls	100
	spaghetti with Skullheads	100
	spaghetti-box banjo	1
	Spam Witch sammich	100
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	1
	spangly mariachi vest	1
	spangly sombrero	1
	spangly unitard	100
	spant backplate	1
	spant chitin	100
	spant egg casing	1
	Spant eggs	100
	spant shield	1
	spant shoulderpads	1
	spant spear	1
	spant tendon	100
	spants	1
	spare battery	1
	spare chocolate parts	1
	spare neck bolts	100
	spark plug earring	1
	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
	sparking robo-battery	100
	sparkler	100
	spearfish fishing spear	1
	Spechunky bar	100
	special clip: boneburners	100
	special clip: graveburpers	100
	special clip: splatterers	100
	special clip: squelchers	100
	special clip: tracers	100
	special clip: wailers	100
	special edition Batfellow comic	100
	special sauce glove	1
	Special Seasoning	100
	Special™ Sauce	100
	specialty ammo bandolier	100
	spectral axe	1
	spectral jelly	1
	spectral pickle	100
	spectre scepter	299
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
	Spelunker of Fortune	1
	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
	Spelunker's fedora	1
	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
	Spelunker's khakis	1
	Spelunker's whip	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	100
	sphygmomanometer	1
	spice melange	100
	spiced rum	100
	spices	1,000
	spicy bean burrito	100
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	100
	spicy jerky stick	100
	spicy jumping bean burrito	100
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	100
	spicy noodles	100
	spider web	100
	spidercow eye-cluster	100
	spiked femur	1
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
	spinning wheel	1
	spirit bed	1
	spirit bell	1
	spirit blanket	1
	spirit gum	100
	spirit mattress	100
	spirit pillow	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	100
	spiritual candy cane	100
	spiritual eggnog	100
	spiritual fruitcake	100
	spiritual gingerbread	100
	splendid martini	100
	sponge cake	100
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky alphabet block	100
	spooky and sour sauce	1
	spooky bark	100
	spooky bicycle chain	1
	spooky bindle	1
	spooky cluster	1
	spooky clusterbomb	1
	spooky cosmetics bag	100
	spooky eggnog	100
	spooky eyeliner	100
	spooky felt	100
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	100
	spooky hi mein	100
	spooky hockey mask	1
	spooky jelly	100
	spooky lasso	100
	spooky length of string	100
	spooky lipstick	100
	spooky lo mein	100
	spooky mushroom	100
	spooky mushroom wine	100
	spooky music box mechanism	100
	spooky nuggets	1,000
	spooky pirate skeleton	1
	spooky powder	1,000
	Spooky Putty sheet	1
	spooky rattling cigar box	1
	spooky sap	100
	spooky scarecrow	100
	spooky shroomkabob	100
	spooky shrunken head	100
	spooky sound effects record	100
	spooky staff	1
	spooky stick	1
	spooky stir-fry	100
	spooky stuffing	100
	Spooky Surprise Egg	100
	spooky toy wheel	100
	spooky wad	1,000
	spooky wooden block	100
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	100
	Spookyraven signet	1
	spoon!	1
	spoonful of Linguine-Os	1
	spork	1
	spray chrome	100
	spray paint	100
	spring	100
	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"	1
	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	1
	sprinkle-begging cup	1
	sprinkles	1,000
	sprocket	100
	sprocket assembly	100
	spruce juice	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	100
	square sponge pants	1
	squashed frog	100
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	100
	squeaky staff	1
	squeaky toy rose	1
	Squib	1
	squirming egg sac	1
	squirming Slime larva	1
	squirmy violent party snack	100
	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
	Staff of the Electric Range	1
	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
	Staff of the Woodfire	1
	stained glass serape	1
	stained glass shield	1
	stained glass shiv	1
	stained glass spectacles	1
	stained glass stetson	1
	stained glass suspenders	1
	stained hard candy	1
	stained mattress	100
	stainless steel scarf	1
	stainless steel shillelagh	1
	stainless steel skullcap	1
	stainless steel slacks	1
	stainless steel solitaire	1
	stainless steel suspenders	1
	stale baguette	100
	stale cheer wine	100
	stale Cheer-E-Os	100
	stalk of asparagus	100
	standard-issue cupcake	100
	standards and practices guide	1
	staph of homophones	1
	stapler bear	1
	star	100
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	1
	star chart	100
	star crossbow	1
	star hat	1
	star key lime	100
	star key lime pie	100
	star pants	1
	star pop	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	1
	Star Spawn	1
	star staff	1
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	1
	star throwing star	100
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	status cymbal	1
	Steal This Candy	100
	stealth bomber	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	100
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	100
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	100
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	100
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	100
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	100
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	100
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	100
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	100
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	100
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	100
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	100
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	100
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	100
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	100
	Steamboat	1
	steamed oyster	100
	steampunk potion	100
	steamy ruby	100
	steel drivin' hammer	1
	steel knuckles	1
	steel sword	1
	steely marble	1
	Stembridge sidearm	1
	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	100
	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench cluster	1
	stench clusterbomb	1
	stench jelly	100
	stench nuggets	1,000
	stench powder	100
	stench wad	1,000
	Stephen's lab coat	1
	Stephen's secret formula	100
	stepmom's booze	100
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	100
	stick	100
	stick of "gum"	100
	stick of dynamite	100
	stick of firewood	100
	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
	stick-on gnome beard	100
	stick-on mini solar panels	1
	stick-on-a-string	100
	sticky gloves	1
	sticky hand whip	1
	sticky lava globs	100
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	1
	sticky sword blade	1
	still grill	1
	still-beating spleen	1
	stink-penny	100
	stinkin' bindle	1
	stinking agaricus	1
	stinkwater	1
	stinky cheese ball	1
	stinky cheese diaper	1
	stinky cheese eye	1
	stinky cheese sword	1
	stinky cheese wheel	1
	stinky fannypack	1
	stinky hi mein	100
	stinky mushroom	100
	stinky mushroom wine	100
	stolen accordion	1
	stolen meatpouch	100
	stolen necklace	1
	stolen office supplies	100
	stolen sushi	100
	stomach turnover	100
	stomp box	1
	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	1
	stone frisbee	100
	Stone Golem pebbles	100
	stone of eXtreme power	100
	stone turtle	100
	stone wool	100
	Stooper	1
	strange cube	1
	strange helix fossil	1
	strange paste	1
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	1
	straw pole	100
	strawberry	100
	strawberry daiquiri	100
	strawberry pie	100
	strawberry popsicle	100
	strawberry supersucker	100
	strawberry wine	100
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	100
	strawberyl	100
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stray chihuahua	1
	Straypler	1
	streetfighting champion's belt	1
	stress ball	1
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	100
	string of blue beads	1
	string of Crimbo lights	1
	string of dingle balls	1
	string of green beads	1
	string of moist beads	1
	string of red beads	1
	stringy sinew	100
	Strix stix	100
	Strong, Silent Type	1
	strongness elixir	100
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	studded sealhide shield	1
	stuffed "L"	1
	stuffed alien blob	100
	stuffed angry cow	100
	stuffed astral badger	100
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	100
	stuffed bandersnatch	100
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	100
	stuffed can of asparagus	100
	stuffed carpenter	100
	stuffed caterpillar	100
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	100
	stuffed club	1
	stuffed cocoabo	100
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1,000
	stuffed dodecapede	100
	stuffed dodo	100
	stuffed doppelshifter	100
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	100
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	100
	stuffed ghuol whelp	100
	stuffed gray blob	100
	stuffed hand turkey	100
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	100
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	100
	stuffed martini	100
	stuffed Meat	100
	stuffed mind flayer	100
	stuffed mink	100
	stuffed Mob Penguin	100
	stuffed monocle	100
	stuffed ninja snowman	100
	stuffed pocketwatch	100
	stuffed porpoise	100
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	100
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	100
	stuffed scary death orb	100
	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	100
	stuffed snowy owl	100
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	100
	stuffed spooky mushroom	100
	stuffed stab bat	100
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	100
	stuffed teddy butler	100
	stuffed tin of caviar	100
	stuffed treasure chest	100
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	100
	stuffed walrus	100
	stuffed yeti	100
	stuffed yo-yo	100
	stuffed zmobie	100
	stuffing	100
	stuffing fluffer	1
	stunt nuts	100
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	100
	stylish swimsuit	1
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	100
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	STYX deodorant body spray	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
	subscription cocoa dispenser	1
	succulent marrow	100
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	100
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	1
	Suffering Sinner	100
	sugar banana	100
	sugar bunny	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar cherry	100
	Sugar Cog	100
	sugar fairy	100
	sugar lime	100
	sugar raygun	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	100
	sugar sheet	100
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar sphere	100
	sugar-coated pine cone	100
	suggestive strozzapreti	100
	Summer Nights	1
	sun-dried tofu	100
	sunken chest	100
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	100
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	100
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	100
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-absorbent tarp	1
	super-size brogurt	100
	super-spiky hair gel	100
	super-strong air freshener	1
	super-sweet boom box	1
	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	100
	superamplified boom box	100
	Superdrifter holo-record	1
	superduperball	100
	superduperheated metal	1
	superheated fudge	100
	superheated metal	100
	Superhero Reboots	1
	Supernova Champagne	100
	support cummerbund	1
	supportive bra	1
	Suppurating Sinner	100
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	surgical tape	100
	surprisingly capacious handbag	1
	sushi doily	100
	sushi-rolling mat	100
	suspicious package	1
	suspicious-looking fedora	1
	Swabbie™ swab	100
	swamp haunch	1
	swamp lolly	100
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweat socks	1
	sweat-ade	1
	sweatband	1
	sweaty balsam	1
	Swedish massage fish	100
	sweet mochi ball	1
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet party mix	100
	sweet rims	100
	sweet roll Alabama	100
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet tooth	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	sweetened reindeer fat	100
	swirling mushroom wine	1
	swirly potion	100
	Swizzler	100
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	100
	Sword of Dark Omens	1
	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
	sword of static	1
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	swordzall	1
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	100
	synthetic marrow	100
	synthetic rock	1
	synthetic stuffing	100
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	100
	t8r tots	100
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	100
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	100
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	100
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	100
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	100
	taco shell	100
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tailbone shield	1
	tainted icing	100
	tainted milk	100
	tainted seal's blood	100
	Take Eleven Bar	100
	Tales from the Fireside	100
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Tales of Dread	1
	Tales of Spelunking	100
	Tales of the Word Realms	1
	Talisman of Baio	1
	Talisman of Bakula	1
	talking spade	1
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	100
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	100
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	100
	tangarita	100
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	100
	tangle of copper wire	100
	tangle of rat tails	100
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	1
	tankard of ale	100
	tap shoes	1
	Tapioc berry	100
	tapped black lotus	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished bottlecap	100
	tarnished luggage key	1
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	1
	tarnished tastevin	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	100
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	100
	tassel	100
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	100
	tasty louse	100
	tasty tart	100
	tattered scrap of paper	1,000
	tawdry amethyst	100
	tea for one	100
	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	100
	teacher's pen	1
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	100
	teddy bear	1
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	1
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	100
	teflon ore	100
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	1
	teflon swim fins	1
	Telltale™ rubber heart	100
	temperance whiskey	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	100
	temporary tribal tattoo	100
	temporary X tattoos	1
	temporary yak tattoo	100
	Temps Tempranillo	100
	tempura air	1
	tempura avocado	100
	tempura broccoli	100
	tempura carrot	100
	tempura cauliflower	100
	tempura cucumber	100
	tempura green and red bean	1
	tempura radish	100
	ten-leaf clover	1,000
	tenderizing hammer	100
	tennis ball	100
	teqiwila	100
	teqiwila slammer	100
	tequila grenade	100
	tequila sunrise	100
	tequila sunset	100
	tequila with training wheels	100
	Tequiz Navidad	100
	terra cotta tambourine	1
	terra cotta tie tack	1
	terra cotta tongs	1
	terra cotta train	1
	terra cotta trousers	1
	terra cotta truss	1
	terra panna cotta	100
	terrible poem	100
	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	Texas tea	100
	thanksgiving turkey	100
	That 70s Cologne	1
	that gum you like	100
	the Archwizard's briefs	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Author's ink	1
	The Author's inkwell	100
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Beast Within™ candle	1
	The Big Book of Communism	1
	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	100
	The Bomb	100
	The Chill of the Wild	1
	The Cocktail Shaker	1
	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	100
	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
	The Emperor's dry cleaning	100
	The Emperor's new cookie	100
	The Emperor's new hat	1
	The Emperor's new pants	1
	The Emperor's new shirt	1
	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
	the finger	100
	The Firegate Tapes	1
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	the funk	100
	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	1
	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Imploded World	1
	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
	The Jokester's gun	1
	The Jokester's pants	1
	The Jokester's wig	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	100
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	the Ley Incursion's waist	1
	The Lost Comb	100
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	100
	The Lot's engagement ring	1
	The Mad Liquor	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	28
	the most dangerous bait	100
	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
	The One Mood Ring	1
	The Pigs holo-record	1
	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
	The Ring	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Smith's Tome	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Spirit of Giving	1
	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
	The Sword in the Steak	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	The Western Look	1
	theoretical string	100
	thermos full of Knob coffee	100
	thermos of brew	1
	They liver	100
	They liver popsicle	100
	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
	thick walrus blubber	100
	thicksilver ring	1
	thicksilver spurs	1
	thin black candle	100
	thin gold wire	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	100
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	100
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
	Third Base	100
	third ear	1
	Third Eye	1
	third-hand lantern	1
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	This Charming Flan	100
	thistle wine	100
	Thor's Pliers	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	1
	Three Mile Island shorts	1
	three-legged pants	1
	three-tiered wedding cake	100
	Thriller Ice	1
	throbbing organ pie	100
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	100
	throwing candy	100
	throwing fork	100
	throwing knife	100
	throwing spoon	100
	throwing wrench	1
	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
	Thwaitgold bug statuette	12
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	10
	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	12
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	12
	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	13
	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	5
	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	7
	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	8
	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	24
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	7
	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	23
	Thwaitgold termite statuette	23
	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	13
	thyme jelly donut	100
	TI-9000 calculator	100
	ticksilver ring	1
	ticksilver spurs	1
	tie-dyed fannypack	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	100
	tightly-wound spine	100
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
	Time Cape	1
	Time Cloak	1
	time halo	1
	time helmet	1
	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
	time residue	100
	time shuriken	1
	time sword	1
	time trousers	1
	time's arrow	100
	Time-Spinner	1
	time-twitching toolbelt	1
	tin cup	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	100
	tin drum	1
	tin foil	1
	tin magnolia	100
	tin of submardines	100
	tin rations	1
	tin roof (rusted)	1
	tin snips	1
	tin tam	1
	tin thermos of chai	100
	tinsel fin	1
	tinsel orb	1
	tiny baby scorpion	1
	tiny ballet slippers	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny barrel	1
	tiny bindle	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bomb	100
	tiny bottle of absinthe	100
	tiny bowler	1
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	100
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny dancer	100
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
	tiny do-rag	1
	tiny domino mask	1
	tiny fly glasses	100
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	100
	tiny glowing red nose	1
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny handful of mixed nuts	100
	tiny house	100
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	1
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic caboose	1
	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
	tiny plastic chem lab	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic coal car	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic dining car	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	1
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
	tiny plastic Krampus	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic locomotive	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
	tiny plastic mime executive	1
	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
	tiny plastic Mirth	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic orphan	1
	tiny plastic passenger car	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Penny	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Professor What	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic sword	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny prop sword	1
	tiny shaker of salt	1
	tiny slimy cyst	100
	tiny sombrero	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
	tip jar	1
	tires	100
	tisket	100
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	To Build an Igloo	1
	toast	100
	toast with cold jelly	1
	toast with hot jelly	1
	toast with jam	100
	toast with sleaze jelly	1
	toast with spooky jelly	1
	toast with stench jelly	1
	toasted brie	100
	tobiko marble soda	100
	tobiko pocky	100
	tobiko-infused sake	100
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	100
	tofu stir-fry	100
	tofu taco	100
	tofu wonton	100
	tofurkey gravy	100
	tofurkey leg	100
	tofurkey nugget	100
	toggle switch (Bartend)	1
	toggle switch (Bounce)	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	100
	tomato	100
	tomato daiquiri	100
	tomato juice of powerful power	100
	tomato soup poster	100
	tomb ratchet	100
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	100
	Tome of Clip Art	1
	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
	tommy gun	1
	tongue depressor	100
	tonguebone	1
	tonic djinn	100
	tonic o' Banderas	100
	tonic water	100
	too legit potion	100
	tooth	100
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	1
	top	100
	topeé	1
	topiary necktie	1
	topiary noseplugs	1
	topiary nugglet	100
	topiary skunk	1
	topiary tights	1
	torn hellseal sinew	100
	torquoise	100
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	1
	totally sweet mohawk helmet	100
	tourmalime	100
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	100
	toxic globule	100
	toxic mop	1
	toxo	100
	toy accordion	1
	toy crazy train	1
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	100
	toy jet pack	1
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	1
	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
	toy sixgun	1
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	1
	toy taijijian	1
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	100
	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
	traditional Crimbo cookie	100
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
	Trafikoan	1
	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
	Trainbot circuitry	1
	Trainbot linkages	1
	Trainbot optics	1
	Trainbot plating	1
	Trainbot servomotors	1
	Trainbot tubing	1
	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
	trampled ticket stub	1
	transdermal smoke patch	100
	transmission from planet Xi	100
	transparent nog	100
	transparent pants	1
	transporter transponder	1,000
	Transylvania Sling	100
	Trash, a Memoir	1
	Travels with Jerry	100
	Travoltan trousers	1
	Treads of Loathing	1
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	100
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
	trench coat	1
	trench lighter	1
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	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	100
	triggerfingerbone	100
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	100
	TRIO cup of beer	1
	triple barreled barrel gun	1
	Trivial Avocations board game	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	100
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	100
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	100
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	100
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	100
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	100
	tropical orchid	100
	tropical paperweight	1
	tropical swill	100
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	1
	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	100
	trusty torch	1
	Truthsayer	1
	tryptophan dart	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	100
	tube of dread wax	100
	tube of hair oil	100
	tube of herbal ointment	100
	tube of pendulum lube	100
	tube of villain white	100
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tulip	100
	tuning fork	1
	turkey blaster	1
	turkish mostaccioli	100
	Turpin	1
	Turtive	1
	Turtle Bowl	1
	turtle mud	100
	turtle pheromones	100
	turtle totem	1
	turtle voicebox	100
	turtle wax	100
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
	turtle-shaped rock	100
	turtlemail bits	100
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	Twelve Night Energy	1
	twice-haunted screwdriver	1
	twinkly nuggets	1,000
	twinkly powder	1,000
	twinkly wad	1,000
	twist of lime	100
	twisted piece of wire	100
	twisted-up wet towel	1
	twitching claw	1
	twitching space egg	1
	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
	twitching time capsule	1
	twitching trigger finger	1
	two meat muck	100
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	100
	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	100
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	100
	ultracalcium	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	ultrafondue	100
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	100
	Unagnimated Gnome	1
	unappetizing mayolus	100
	unbearable light	100
	uncanny desk bell	1
	uncapped blue lava bottle	1
	uncapped green lava bottle	1
	uncapped red lava bottle	1
	Uncle Buck	1
	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	100
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	100
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1,000
	uncooked chorizo	100
	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
	underwater slingshot	100
	Underworld flail	1
	Underworld sapling	1
	Underworld truncheon	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
	unearthed potsherd	1
	unearthly onyx	100
	unfinished fruitcake	100
	unfinished ice sculpture	100
	unfinished pleasure	100
	unflavored wine cooler	100
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	Unfortunato's foolscap	1
	Ungulant	1
	unholy water	100
	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
	unidentified drink	100
	unidentified jerky	100
	uninteresting mayolus	100
	union scalemail pants	1
	universal biscuit	100
	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	100
	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	100
	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	100
	unnamed cocktail	100
	unnatural gas	100
	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
	unpowered Robortender	1
	unquiet spirits	100
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	100
	unremarkable duffel bag	100
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	100
	unsanitized scalpel	1
	unsmoothed velvet	100
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	Unspeakachu	1
	unstable DNA	100
	unstable laser battery	100
	unstable quark	100
	untamable turtle	1
	unused soap	100
	unused walkie-talkie	100
	unusual disco ball	1
	unusual oil	100
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	unwound mechanical songbird	1
	upsy daisy	100
	Ur-Donut	100
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
	urchin roe	1
	urinal cake	100
	used beer	100
	useless powder	100
	UV monocular	1
	V for Vivala mask	1
	Valentine	100
	Valentine's Day cake	1
	valuable coin	100
	valuable trinket	100
	vampagne	1
	vampire chowder	100
	vampire collar	1
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	vampire glitter	1
	vampire pearl	100
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	1
	Vamprey	1
	vampyric cloake	1
	vampyric cloake pattern	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	van key	100
	Vaporpoise	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	1
	veiny spore pod	100
	velcro boots	1
	velcro broadsword	1
	velcro ore	100
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	1
	velvet choker	1
	Velvet Veil	1
	vengeful spirit	1
	Venus flytrap	100
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	143
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	very hot lunch	100
	very large caltrop	1
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	very small red dress	100
	Vial of jus de larmes	100
	vial of baconstone juice	100
	vial of blood simple syrup	100
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	100
	vial of hamethyst juice	100
	vial of holy water	100
	vial of hot blood	1
	vial of humanoid growth hormone	1
	vial of patchouli oil	100
	vial of porquoise juice	100
	vial of swamp vapors	100
	vial of The Glistening	100
	vibrating cyborg knife	1
	vibrating mushroom	100
	Vicar's Tutu	1
	vicious spiked collar	1
	Victor's Spoils	100
	viking helmet	1
	villainous scythe	1
	vinegar	100
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	100
	vintage smart drink	1
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	vinyl ore	100
	vinyl shield	1
	violent pastilles	100
	viral DNA	100
	viral video	100
	virgin jello shot	100
	viscous lava globs	100
	vitachoconutriment capsule	100
	vitamin G pill	100
	Vivian's Vitamin	1
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	vodka and tonic	100
	vodka barracuda	100
	vodka gibson	100
	vodka martini	100
	Vodka Matryoshka	100
	vodka stinger	100
	vodka stratocaster	100
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	void stone	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
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	Volcoino	100
	volleyball	100
	voodoo glowskull	100
	voodoo snuff	100
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	voter registration form	1
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	votive of confidence	1
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	VYKEA bracket	100
	VYKEA dowel	100
	VYKEA frenzy rune	100
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	VYKEA lightning rune	100
	VYKEA mead	100
	VYKEA meatballs	100
	VYKEA plank	100
	VYKEA rail	100
	VYKEA woadpaint	100
	WA	100
	wad of dough	100
	wad of slimy rags	100
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	wad of tofu	100
	waders	1
	Waifuton	1
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	Wal-Mart nametag	1
	Wal-Mart overalls	1
	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	1
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	walrus-tusk earring	1
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wand of pigification	100
	wang	100
	war tongs	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	100
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	100
	warbear battle greaves	1
	warbear bearserker greaves	1
	warbear bearserker mead	100
	warbear bearserker potion	100
	warbear beeping telegram	100
	warbear blizzard mead	100
	warbear breakfast machine	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear dress bracers	1
	warbear dress greaves	1
	warbear dress helmet	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear electric long johns	1
	warbear electric warscarf	1
	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	100
	warbear feasting mead	100
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear goggles	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear heated ushanka	1
	warbear helm fragment	100
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	100
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
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	warbear laser bowtie	1
	warbear lined ushanka	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear long johns	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	1
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear party pants	1
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plain helm	1
	warbear plain ushanka	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear polarized goggles	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	100
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear spiked helm	1
	warbear superpotion	100
	warbear thermoregulator bread	100
	warbear trouser fragment	100
	warbear wardance potion	100
	warbear warrior bread	100
	warbear warscarf	1
	warbear whosit	1,000
	warehouse clerk's glasses	100
	warehouse key	100
	warehouse walkie-talkie	100
	warm El Vibrato drone	1
	warm fur	1
	warm gravy	100
	warm mushroom	100
	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
	warm war shawarma	1
	Warms-Your-Tush	1
	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
	wasabi marble soda	100
	wasabi pocky	100
	wasabi-infused sake	100
	washboard shield	1
	water log	1
	water pipe bomb	100
	water purification pills	100
	water wings	1
	water wings for babies	1
	water-polo cap	1
	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	100
	waterlogged bootstraps	100
	waterlogged cloth	100
	waterlogged crate	1
	waterlogged leather	100
	waterlogged metal	100
	waterlogged stuffing	100
	waterlogged wood	100
	wax banana	1
	wax booze	100
	wax face	1
	Wax Flask	100
	wax hand	1
	wax hat	1
	wax pancake	1
	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	100
	weasel stomping pants	1
	weathered barrel	100
	wedge of gray cheese	1
	weedy skirt	1
	weegee sqouija	1
	weighted paperclip chain	1
	weird gazelle steak	100
	Wendtigo	1
	weremoose spit	100
	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
	western-style skinning knife	1
	Wet Russian	100
	wet stew	100
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
	wheel	100
	Whenchamacallit bar	100
	whet stone	1
	whimpering willow bark	100
	whip kit	100
	whisker pencil	100
	whiskey and cola	100
	whiskey and soda	100
	whiskey bittersweet	100
	whiskey in a broken glass	100
	whiskey sour	100
	whiskey squeeze	100
	white balloon	1
	white belt	1
	white blood cells	100
	white Canadian	100
	white candy heart	100
	white candygram	100
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	100
	white chocolate chip brownies	100
	white chocolate chip cookies	100
	white chocolate chips	100
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	100
	White Citadel burger	100
	White Citadel fries	100
	white class ring	315
	white collar	1
	white Crimbo ball	100
	White Dragon Fang	1
	white Dreadsylvanian	100
	white earbuds	1
	white elephant gift	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
	White Hyborian	100
	white lightning	100
	white mana	100
	white money bag	1
	white page	100
	white picket fence	100
	white pixel	100
	white rice	100
	white satin pants	1
	white satin shield	1
	white snake skin	100
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	1
	white tulip	1
	white whip	1
	white wine	100
	white Xanadian	100
	white-label gin	1
	whole roasted chicken	100
	whole turkey leg	100
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
	whoopie cushion	100
	wicker clicker	1
	wicker kickers	1
	wicker knickers	1
	wicker shield	1
	wicker slicker	1
	wicker sticker	1
	wicker ticker	1
	wickerbits	1
	Wickers bar	100
	wicksilver ring	1
	wicksilver spurs	1
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	100
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	100
	wind-up chattering teeth	1
	wind-up ensign	100
	wind-up meatcar	100
	wind-up navigation droid	100
	wind-up owl	100
	wind-up spider	100
	wind-up vampire teeth	100
	wind-up Whatsian robot	100
	windchimes	100
	windicle	100
	wine spritzer	100
	wings of fire	1
	Winifred's whistle	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1,000
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	100
	witch wart	1
	witch's bra	1
	witch's bread	100
	witch's brew	100
	Witchess Set	1
	witty rapier	1
	woim	1
	woimbook	1
	wok lobster	100
	Woldo trading card	1
	wolf mask	1
	wolf whistle	1
	wolfman mask	100
	Wolfman Nardz	100
	wolfskull mask	1
	wonderwall shield	1
	wood screw	100
	wooden axe	1
	wooden block	100
	wooden figurine	100
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden spoon	1
	wooden stakes	1
	wool hat	1
	wool sock	1
	woolen cravat	1
	wooly loincloth	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	worksite credentials	1
	Workytime Tea	100
	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
	world's most unappetizing beverage	100
	world's smallest violin	1
	wormwood stick	1
	wormwood wedding ring	1
	worn tophat	1
	worst candy	100
	worthless gewgaw	100
	worthless knick-knack	100
	worthless trinket	100
	woven baling wire bracelets	1
	wreath of laurels	1
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Wrecked Generator	100
	wrench bracelet	1
	wrestling mask	100
	wriggling severed nose	1
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wriggling worm	100
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	writhing drippy candy bar	1
	Wrotz	100
	wrought-iron flakes	1
	wrought-iron waders	1
	wrought-iron walker	1
	wrought-iron whisk	1
	wrought-iron widget	1
	wrought-iron wig	1
	wrought-iron winch crank	1
	Wullabye	1
	wumpus hair	100
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	100
	X	100
	X-32-F snowman crate	1
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray mirror	100
	x-ray specs	1
	Xiblaxian 5D printer	100
	Xiblaxian alloy	100
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	100
	Xiblaxian circuitry	100
	Xiblaxian crystal	100
	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	100
	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	100
	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	1
	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	1
	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	100
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	100
	Xiblaxian polymer	100
	Xiblaxian residence-cube	1
	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	100
	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	100
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	1
	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	100
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	28
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	100
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	100
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Meade	100
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	100
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	100
	Yeast of Boris	1
	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	1
	Yeg's Motel ashtray	1
	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	1
	Yeg's Motel hand soap	1
	Yeg's Motel minibar key	1
	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	1
	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	1
	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	1
	Yeg's Motel stationery	1
	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	1
	yellow brick road	100
	yellow candy heart	100
	yellow candygram	100
	yellow drunki-bear	100
	yellow gummi ingot	100
	yellow matter custard	100
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	100
	yellow pixel	100
	yellow pixel potion	100
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	100
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	100
	yellow rocket	100
	yellow seashell	100
	yellow snowcone	100
	yellow striped oyster egg	100
	yeti fur	100
	yo	100
	yo-yo	100
	yohohoyo	1
	Yolo™ chocolates	1
	Yorick	1
	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
	your own black heart	100
	yule gruel	100
	yule hatchet	1
	yule pup	1
	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
	Yuleviathan necklace	1
	yummy death watch beetle	100
	Yummy Tummy bean	1,000
	Z-Bone steak	100
	Ze™ goggles	1
	zen motorcycle	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	1
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	100
	zombie	100
	zombie accordion	1
	zombie dinosaur egg	1
	zombie hollandaise	100
	zombie mariachi hat	1
	zombie mariachi pants	1
	zombie pineal gland	100
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zoodriver	100
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1