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Display Case for Baltar (#218444)
This player is a member of the clan ShadowRaven.

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Baltar (#218444)
This player has 3,013 unique items and 32,934 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 19
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"meat" stick 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-hour acrimony 1
8-bit banana 3
99.44% pure math 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 10
abandoned candy 1
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: thought 1
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
actual blood sausage 1
adobe brittle 1
adorable seal larva 8
Aerheads 108
Afternoon Delight 1
agua de vida 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien drugs 1
alien gemstone 1
alien meat 1
alien plant goo 1
alien rock sample 1
alien sandwich 1
alien toenails 1
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alphabet gum 137
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 5
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 13
Amnesiac Ale 1
ancient meat 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 8
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 5
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 147
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
antique beer 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
Arrow (+1) 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 2
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos crossbow string 26
asbestos stick 15
asbestos sword hilt 17
asbestos thermos 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
aspirin 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut ice-cream 34
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 130
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automa-bot parts 5
autumn breeze 1
autumn dollar 1
autumn leaf 1
autumn years wisdom 1
autumn-spice donut 1
AutumnFest ale 1
autumnic balm 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Azurite 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby oil shooter 1
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 8
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad rum and good cola 1
badass belt 47
badass pie 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of QWOP 1
bag of sausage links 1
bag of W&Ws 872
Baja sopapilla 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
ball 10
balsa plank 7
banana 1
banana candle 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 3
bananagate 11
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 6
banjo kazoo mount 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bark rootbeer 4
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
Barulio's bottle 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 18
battery (AAA) 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
bear claw 7
beaver punch (cherry) 8
beaver punch (papaya) 5
beaver punch (peach) 4
beavermouth 1
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 1
beertini 33
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 6
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Punk 1
big rock 50
big slimy cyst 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 119
Bit O' Quail Spleen 4
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 158
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black and white cracker 4
Black Angus blackburger 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 114
black Crimbo ball 1
black lotus 1
black paisley oyster egg 14
black pension check 1
black plastic oyster egg 8
black polka-dot oyster egg 16
black snowcone 1
black spot 21
black striped oyster egg 41
black-and-blue light 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of wood glue 6
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
Blood 'n' Plenty 2
blood and blood 1
blood flower 36
blood roll-up 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodstick 1
Bloody Nora 1
blue glowstick 2
blue grass 6
blue money bag 1
blue paisley oyster egg 10
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 2
blue plastic oyster egg 12
blue polka-dot oyster egg 11
blue potion 1
blue ribbon 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 11
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blunt cat claw 1
body spradium 5
boiling hot cocoa 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone bons 11
bone chips 6
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
boot flask 1
BOOterfinger 2
booze drive button 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 5
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 8
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 2
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of goofballs 92
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 5
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of wine 1
Boulevardier cocktail 4
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mernudo 16
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of prescription candy 1
box of Dweebs 795
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of sunshine 1
boxed champagne 1
Boxing Day Pass 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 6
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
bread man 3
bread pie 31
breakfast mess 1
breakfast miracle 25
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 16
brick 5
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO pearl 1
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brilliant oyster egg 33
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 5
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckyball 1
bug juice 1
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bunch of sea grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
burning newspaper 1
burnt snowpants 1
burst hellseal brain 5
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
Bustle Hustler 1
Buttery Knob 1
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 10
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Calzone of Legend 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 101
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 8
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
can opener 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 59
candied almond 4
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 145
candied lime 1
candied nuts 5
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 87
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 166
candy cane 2
candy carrot 1
candy chalk 1
candy cigarette 8
candy harmonica 5
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 4
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 151
candy stake 129
candy UFOs 13
cannonbomb 1
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 103
capacitor relay 6
carbon nanotube frame 6
caret 1
carob chunk noodles 165
Carpathian longsword 1
carrot cake precipice bar 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
cartoon heart 1
cashew 1
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial carrot juice 1
cement sandals 3
Centauri fish wine 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 3
chakra-mental wine 1
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 1
Charleston Choo-Choo 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 29
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
chiffon lemon 2
children of the candy corn 134
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chitin powder 1
chitin powder paste 1
choco-Crimbot 2
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate "Phoenix" 7
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 9
chocolate disco ball 260
chocolate filthy lucre 176
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 2
chocolate pasta spoon 117
chocolate saucepan 117
chocolate seal-clubbing club 131
chocolate Spider Queen 9
chocolate stolen accordion 157
chocolate turtle totem 114
chocolate-covered caviar 121
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered loofah 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
chocomotive 7
chocotini 1
chorizo brownies 151
chrome crossbow string 26
chrome stick 23
chrome sword hilt 24
Chubby and Plump bar 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
Churchill 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon machine oil 6
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 4
clear Russian 33
clerical automa-core 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 22
Cloaca-Cola 170
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 16
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork detective skull 1
cloning kit 29
club necklace 1
Cobra Bowl 1
cocktail mushroom 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa chondrule 4
cocoa of youth 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 1
Colander of Em-er'il 6
Cold Hots candy 339
cold jelly 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
Comet Drop 100
comfy blanket 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 4
complex mushroom wine 1
compounded experience 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated fish broth 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
congratulatory cake 1
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 1
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool cat claw 1
cool hot cocoa 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mint precipice bar 1
cop dollar 1
coping juice 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 7
corned-beef Reuben 1
Corpse Island iced tea 40
corpse on the beach 46
corpsebite 3
corpsedriver 45
corpsetini 50
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 1
corrupted stardust 51
cosmic paste 1
counterfeit city 1
crabsicle 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 11
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 40
crate of firebombs 1
crayon shavings 1
Crazymaker 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 35
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Credit 77
Crimbo crystal shards 1
Crimbo dinner 3
Crimbo Factory surprise box 38
Crimbo food scraps 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo salad 8
Crimbo train emergency brake 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbosmopolitan 3
Crimbot battery 2
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 14
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 5
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 1
Crimbuck 593
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
crude crudités 5
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
cuppa Boo tea 1
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Flamibili tea 1
cuppa Frost tea 1
cuppa Mana tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 1
cuppa Toast tea 1
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 5
cyan seashell 1
cyborg doll 3
cyborg stompin' boot 12
cylindrical mold 12
cymbal syrup 1
D roll 1
d6 1
d8 1
Dad's brandy 1
Daffy Taffy 428
daisy 1
Dark & Starry 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
daub-breaker 3
dead lights pie 1
dead meat bun 1
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decent brain 7
deck of tropical cards 1
Deep Dish of Legend 1
delicious comfit? 112
delicious salad 73
delicious star salad 2
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dented spoon 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
devil's-food cake 1
deviled egg 1
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
diluted makeup 1
dinner roll 1
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey food-cone 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dirt julep 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 6
Disco Banjo 1
disco biscuit 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 1
distention pill 1
distilled resin 1
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 1
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 1
dog ointment 4
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 2
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donated booze 1
donated candy 1,068
donated food 1
double daisy 1
double entendre 1
double-ice gum 115
Doublepunchplanter 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
Drac & Tan 1
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 1
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1
drink chit 1
Drip Institute petri dish 1
Driplet 1
drippy caviar 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy nugget 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 1
drippy seed 1
drippy stein 1
drive-by shooting 1
drive-thru burger 3
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 5
drop of water-37 1
droppable microphone 1
Drowsy Sword 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry cleaning receipt 1
drywall axe 1
dubious peppermint 100
duck-on-a-string 2
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dull fish scale 1
Dump Truck 1
dungeon dragon chest 1
duonoculars 1
Dust bunny 1
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty Crimbo crate 32
dwarf bread 58
Dyspepsi grenade 27
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 11
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 5
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 3
ear poison 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 10
eaves droppers 1
ectoplasmic paste 1
edible alien plant bit 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
Effermint™ tablets 309
effluvious emerald 1
eggnog 1
eggwater 1
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 6
elderly jawbreaker 121
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch effluvium 1
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch ichor 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 1
eldritch rub 1
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
Electric Punch 1
electrical thingamabob 31
electronics kit 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elemental sugarcube 1
elf army field rations 1
Elf Army machine parts 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard MPC 74
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 11
elven cellocello 25
elven hardtack 1
elven moonshine 5
elven socks 2
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 35
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 120
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
enchanted toothpick 1
encoder ring 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
Ent cider 15
enticing mayolus 1
envelope full of Meat 1
epic wad 12
especially salty dog 1
Event Horizon 1
everfull glass 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 120
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil googly eye 32
evil noodles 1
evil teddy bear 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic orchid 1
expensive champagne 1
expired MRE 1
exploding gum 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra time 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-strength red potion 1
extra-toasted half sandwich 1
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely slippery nipple 1
Eye Agate 1
Eye and a Twist 1
facsimile dictionary 1
fake fake vomit 7
fake plastic grass 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 8
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 9
fancy seashell necklace 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 2
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm key 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 1
FantasyRealm mead 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 1
FantasyRealm turkey leg 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 1
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 1
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 711
FDKOL hotcakes 2
Feliz Navidad 1
felt 90
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 1
Feynman gate 13
fiery wing 1
filet of The Fish 1
filled mosquito 1
filthy child leash 1
filthy monkey head 1
Finnish Fish 2
fire 1
fire-roasted lake trout 1
fireball 1
firebomb 1
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 1
fish head 1
fish sauce 1
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fishelada 16
fishy paste 1
fistful of ashes 33
fistful of wood shavings 5
fitness wristband 1
Five Second Energy™ 1
Flag by the Foot™ 2
flamin' bindle 1
Flaming Caipiranha 1
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming sword 1
flan del mar 9
Flan in the Moon 1
flashing novelty button 6
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of egggrog 1
flask of mining oil 1
flask of port 1
flask of tainted mining oil 14
Flaskfull of Hollow 1
flat cider 1
flavored foot massage oil 1
fleshy lump 1
fleshy putty 7
flimsy hardwood scraps 1
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty sand 1
floral-print skirt 1
flour cookie 7
flower petal pie 1
fluid of fudge-finding 2
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 1
foam noodle 1
foie gras 2
food drive button 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
fortifying hot cocoa 1
fountain 'soda' 1
frayed rope belt 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
freightcake 5
French bronilla brogurt 1
freshwater fishbone 1
fried air 1
Friendliness Beverage 1
friendly cheez blob 10
frigid derringer 1
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
Fromage Pinotage 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 125
Frosty's frosty mug 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 2
frozen mushroom 1
frozen tofu pop 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fruitcake 192
fruitfilm 81
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 113
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 2
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 3
fudge lily 3
fudge spork 101
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 18
fudgecule 831
fudgesicle 2
Fudgie Roll 73
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Now and Earlier 108
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really dense meat stack 1
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red-headed corpse 9
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reverse-oscillating klystron 1
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ridiculous cocktail 11
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ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
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roasted vegetable focaccia 1
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 5
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rock 51
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Rock Pops 914
rocket fuel 1
rockfish stomach 1
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rogue swarmer 88
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rose 1
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rotting beefsteak 1
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rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
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rum-soaked fruitcake 7
runny fermented egg 2
runny icing 21
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rusty compass 1
rusty speargun 1
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