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Display Case for Curbludgeon (#2206224)
This player is ranked #629 for Most Total Items with a total of 248,813 items.
This player is ranked #493 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,915 items.

This player is a member of the clan Mojo Maniacs.

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Curbludgeon (#2206224)
This player has 1,915 unique items and 248,813 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
actual reality goggles 108
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 2
Aggressive Carrot 2,080
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 23
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
Amulet of Yendor 8
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
Ancient Saucehelm 4
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 3
anger blaster 1
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique beer 2
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asteroid belt 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automa-bot parts 2,973
automatic wine thief 1
Ax of L'rose 1
baby camelCalf 1
baby chest mimic 1
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad vibroknife 1
badass belt 154
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Iunion stones 1
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
bagged stuffed "L" 1
Baja sopapilla 1
balanced antler 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
baneful bandolier 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Barney's rake 10
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 33
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrel-aged eggnog 1
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
battered old top-hat 1
Beach Buck 56
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
bejeweled cufflinks 55
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
Belt of Howling Anger 2
belt of Ogrekind 1
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
biker's hat 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bit of clingfilm 134
bitter bowtie 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black lotus 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 6
blank fudge mold 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Bloodbath 1
bloody kiwitini 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue plasma ball 6
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Boltsmann ID badge 1
Bonerdagon necklace 3
book of facts 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 5
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booze drive button 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Crimbognac 2
bottle of goofballs 92
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of petunias 1
box of sunshine 89
boxed august scepter 1
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed gumball machine 1
Boxing Day care package 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 12
bread man 1
bread pie 1
breakfast mess 1,980
brick 364
BRICKO brick 1,075
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
brown pirate pants 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buffalo dime 3
bugbear detector 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 20
burnt snowpants 6
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 119
BURT 1,936
Byte 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 17
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can of mixed everything 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 1
candied lime 1
candied nuts 3
candy cane 8
candy dog collar 1
candy dress shoes 1
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 1
candy necktie 66
cannonbomb 1
canteen of eggnog 1
carnivorous potted plant 1
Carpathian longsword 4
carrot-on-a-stick 1
cat o' nine teeth 1
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
cheap studded belt 11
cheap toaster 1
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 223
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocomotive 3
Chroner 922
cinnamon machine oil 7
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
Clara's bell 26
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clear Russian 1
clerical automa-core 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1,992
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
cloning kit 1
closed-circuit phone system 1
clown hammer 1
club necklace 3
club sandwich 13
coarse hemp socks 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
Coinspiracy 12
Colander of Em-er'il 3
Cold One 164
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
Comet Pop 1
communal gobstopper 6
complicated device 1
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium 1
concentrated fish broth 3
confusing LED clock 604
congratulatory cake 1
conquistador's breastplate 1
Conspiracy™ mascara 1
contract enforcement stick 1
cookie cookie 4
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cop dollar 39,684
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corned beet 1
corned-beef Reuben 68
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
Cosmic Calorie 10
Covers-Your-Head 1
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scarf 1
cozy scimitar 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1
crated wardrobe-o-matic 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 2
Crimbeau de toilette 2
Crimbo candle 2
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 25
Crimbo Credit 1
Crimbo crystal shards 1
Crimbo dinner 2
Crimbo Factory surprise box 1
Crimbo food scraps 1
Crimbo salad 3
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 13
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbosmopolitan 2
Crimbot battery 75
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 4
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 4
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 4
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 2
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 2
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 1
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 1
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 2
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 1
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 1
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 5
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 1
Crimbuck 70
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
crotchety pants 1
Crown of Thrones 1
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 2
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystalline cheer 11,258
CSA fire-starting kit 3
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed microwave 1
cursed monkey glove 1
cursed pony keg 1
cylindrical mold 1
cymbal syrup 1
daisy 1
Daisy's unclean bloomers 2
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 1
das boot 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 1
deadly nightshade 1
deck of lewd playing cards 1
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 1
demon makeup kit 2
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
designer handbag 18
designer sweatpants (new old stock) 1
detective roscoe 1
devil's-food cake 1
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 7
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
Distant Woods Getaway Brochure 1
distention pill 3
DNOTC Box 1
doll-eye amulet 2
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
donated booze 1
donated candy 1
donated food 1
double daisy 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
doubt cannon 1
Dragonscale breastplate 1
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful sweater 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 273
Drip harness 1
Driplet 21
drippy caviar 1
drippy khakis 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 1
drippy shield 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 1
drippy truncheon 1
drive-thru burger 1
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 155
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
duct tape 12
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 2
DUFRESNE Suds 1
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 1
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
Dust bunny 12
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 2
dwarvish war mattock 1
earthenware muffin tin 1
easter egg balloon 145
eerily silent box 1
eggman noodles 1
eggwater 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato restraints 22
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch effluvium 21,160
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 22
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 8,735
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom 1
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 1
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric pants 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
eleven-foot pole 9
Elf Army machine parts 5
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 2
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 2
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 8,086
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 1
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
elven tambourine 1
Elvish underarmor 1
empty agua de vida bottle 150
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
encoder ring 1
enhanced signal receiver 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 2,380
eternal knot tattoo 1
everfull glass 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic orchid 1
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
facsimile dictionary 232
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy chess set 1
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 1
fancy opera glasses 55
fancy party pants 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
FantasyRealm key 9
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 23
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 24
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 12
fat loot token 1
FDKOL commendation 3
fear condenser 1
feathered headdress 1
festive egg sac 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 2
figurine of a charred seal 6
figurine of a cold seal 21
figurine of a sleek seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 8
filthy lucre 47
fishelada 1
fitness wristband 1
flaming glowsticks 1
flan del mar 1
flapper floppers 1
flask of egggrog 1
flask of mining oil 1
flask of port 1
flask of tainted mining oil 1
flavored foot massage oil 1
fleshy lump 3
fleshy putty 1
flour cookie 8
fluid of fudge-finding 1
flyest of shirts 1
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 1
foam naval trousers 1
food drive button 1
foot-long hot daub 1
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 1
fossilized necklace 1
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 1
Freddy Kruegerand 835
free boots 1
freightcake 10
fresh can of paint 1
fried air 549
friendly cheez blob 3
frigid derringer 2
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid-ass club 1
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
fruit bat 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 7
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
FunFunds™ 4,921
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 47
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 43
fuzzy montera 56
fuzzy polar bear ears 1
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 1
gabardine gunnysack 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
garbage sticker 1
garish pinky ring 64
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 2
genie's bracers 2
genie's pants 1
genie's scimitar 2
genie's turbane 2
ghost of a necklace 16
giant designer sunglasses 71
giant diamond ring 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gift-a-pult 1
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
gingerbread gavel 1
gingerbread mask 1
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 4
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 1
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread robot 1
gingerbread smartphone 230
gingerbread tophat 1
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerservo 1
Ginsu™ 1
Girdle of Hatred 1
glass eye 1
glass of warm water 6
glass slipper 9
Glenn's golden dice 3
glob of salty molasses 1
gloomy black mushroom 8
Go-Wassail 1
God Lobster Egg 1
gold skull ring 1
golden fleece 1
Goodfella contract 3
gooey drippy candy bar 1
gooified animal matter 1
gooified mineral matter 1
gooified vegetable matter 1
gory drippy orb 1
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government food shipment 1
government per-diem 1,499
grain of sand 2,063
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 21
grape troll doll 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 3
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 2
green and red bean 1
green balloon 1
green clay bead 2
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 1
grey gosling 1
grilled mooseflank 19
grisly shield 1
grog nuts 1
groggipop 1
grue egg 140
grue egg omelette 195
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
gumshoes 1
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
Guzzlr application 1
hairshirt 1
hambrosier 1
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of Boltsmann bearings 1
handful of confetti 353
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hare pin 1
haunted bindle 4
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 1
head-mounted Trainbot 1
heart necklace 14
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 11
heart-shaped balloon 1
Heimandatz's heart 4
hellseal claw 8
Helm of the Scream Emperor 3
helm of the white knight 1
Helps-You-Sleep 1
hemp candy necklace 4
hermedisiac cologne 1
high-energy mining laser 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 766
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday cheese log 1
Holiday Fun! 3,487
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-drenched ham slice 1
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot watered rum 4
hot wine 1
hot-ass club 1
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 1
house of twigs and spit 1
housekeeping automa-core 1
How to Play Othello 3
huge Crimbo cookie 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hunk of granite 31
hushed puppy 1
iced-out bling 1
icing poncho 1
iFlail 1
imported lemon lozenge 1
in-the-box spring shoes 1
industrially-crushed ice 1
inert sludgepuppy 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 5
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insulting hat 1
intact anemone spike 1
Iron Beta of Industry 17
iShield 1
isotophat 1
Jack-in-the-box 28
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jamaican coffee 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
java cookie 5
jazz soap 1
jerky coins 1
jewelry-making pliers 4
Jocko Homo's head 3
Jodhpurs of Violence 1
joybuzzer 1
Kelflar vest 1
kelp-holly drape 1
kelp-holly gun 1
Kevlar balloon 1
killing jar 403
kitten burglar 1
KoL Con 13 snowglobe 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Kramco Industries packing carton 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat supersucker 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 217
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
lab-grown meat 1
labrador cookie 1
latte lovers club card 1
lava-proof pants 1
Lavalos's shell 1
Law of Averages 3
lawn dart 2
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left half of a heart necklace 1
left-handed melodica 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
leggings of the Spider Queen 1
Lens of Hatred 1
Lens of Violence 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
Liam's mail 2
Lil' Snowball Factory 1
lime supersucker 1
liquid SONAR 3
little deuce cape 1
little piece of steel 1
little red book 1
Lobster qua Grill 1
locked mumming trunk 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 1
long-stemmed rose 1
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 154
lost elf luggage 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 6
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 1
LOV Elephant 1
LOV Emotionizer 1
LOV Enamorang 1
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 1
love 1
lucky gold ring 1
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
lustrous drippy orb 1
LyleCo premium magnifying glass 1
LyleCo premium monocle 1
LyleCo premium pickaxe 1
LyleCo premium rope 1
macaroni duck 2
Mae West with a fly in it 3
mafia filofax 1
mafia middle finger ring 1
mafia organizer badge 1
mafia pointer finger ring 1
mafia thumb ring 1
mafia wedding ring 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 1
magical pony: Pearjack 2
magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 2
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magical pony: Uniquity 3
magnetic field 1
makeshift castanets 1
malevolent medallion 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 3
marinara jug 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 5,649
massive wrench 1
Master Thief's utility belt 1
MayDay™ contract 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
Meatcleaver 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 9
memory of a C 7
memory of a G 13
memory of a T 10
memory of an A 13
memory of some delicious amino acids 10
Mer-kin cookiestove 1
Mer-kin dodgeball 2
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin knucklebone 2
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin thighguard 1
mercenary pistol 1
mercenary rifle 1
Meteoid ice beam 1
meteorb 1
meteorite guard 1
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
Microplushie: Bropane 329
Microplushie: Dorkonide 127
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 129
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 73
Microplushie: Gothochondria 250
Microplushie: Hippylase 360
Microplushie: Hipsterine 41
Microplushie: Hobomosome 190
Microplushie: Otakulone 418
Microplushie: Raverdrine 210
Microplushie: Sororitrate 273
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numberwang 1
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Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
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Order of the Silver Wossname 1
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Oscus's dumpster waders 1
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P.B.L.T. 795
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Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
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Quiets-Your-Steps 1
radiation-resistant helmet 6
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regret hose 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
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ring of the Skeleton Lord 1
Rock Garden Guide 1
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roll of toilet paper 309
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Rubee™ 135
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salt plum sake 1
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servo-assisted exo-pants 4
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Spacegate diplomat's insignia 1
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Spacegate Research 8
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sparking robo-battery 948
spectre scepter 353
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Spookyraven signet 3
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Spring Bros. ID badge 1
Spring Bros. solenoid 1
sprinkle-begging cup 1
sprinkles 2,267
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Frozen Lard 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
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Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
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standards and practices guide 5
steamed oyster 329
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strawberyl 1
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stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 210
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stuffed key 459
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stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 38
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stuffed Meat 246
stuffed mind flayer 35
stuffed mink 240
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stuffed monocle 248
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 1
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 42
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 30
stuffed snowy owl 38
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 43
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stuffed tin of caviar 216
stuffed treasure chest 494
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stuffed yeti 1
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sucker scaffold 1
sugar raygun 1
sugar shorts 1
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sundae ration 1
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
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superheated fudge 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
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sweet mochi ball 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Sword of Dark Omens 1
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
synthetic rock 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 6
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Tales of Dread 1
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tangarita with a fly in it 5
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tempura air 1
tempura green and red bean 1
That 70s Cologne 1
the Archwizard's briefs 1
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The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
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The Emperor's new pants 2
The Emperor's new shirt 2
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 2
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the finger 1
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 2
the Ley Incursion's waist 1
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 1
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 1
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The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
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Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 259
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Third Eye 1
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Thwaitgold maggot statuette 36
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Time Cloak 1
Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
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tiny plastic Cafe 1
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tulip 1
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Volcoino 126
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warbear warrior bread 1
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warbear whosit 4,929
Warms-Your-Tush 1
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wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
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wintergreen-flavored potato chips 2,404
witch's bra 1
wolf whistle 1
wooly loincloth 1
worksite credentials 1
wrapped candy cane sword cane 1
Wrecked Generator 160
wrench bracelet 82
wriggling worm 28
wristwatch of the white knight 1
writhing drippy candy bar 1
wumpus hair 8
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
x-ray specs 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
Yakisoba's hat 3
yellow gummi ingot 1
yellow snowcone 1
Yorick 1
your own black heart 1
yule grog 1
yule gruel 3
yule hatchet 1
Yuleviathan necklace 1
zombie accordion 1
zombie mariachi hat 1
zombie mariachi pants 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 2
[glitch season reward name] 4