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This player is a member of the clan ArsClan.

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eav (#22185)
This player has 6,033 unique items and 1,368,652 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 113
"DRINK ME" potion 834
"Humorous" T-shirt 2
"KICK ME" sign 2
"meat" stick 11
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 32
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 13
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 38
100-Watt bulb 9
11-leaf clover 2,025
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 156
1952 Mickey Mantle card 601
2-ball 22
20-lb can of rice and beans 86
25-meat staff 17
3-ball 49
30669 scroll 154
33398 scroll 200
334 scroll 107
37x37x37 puzzle cube 104
4-ball 35
4-d camera 2,000
4-dimensional fez 6
4-dimensional guitar 14
4:20 bomb 2
5-ball 29
5-hour acrimony 69
6-ball 28
64067 scroll 15
668 scroll 59
7-ball 25
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8
8-ball 162
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 9
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 35
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 5
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 3
A Guide to Burning Leaves 2
A Light that Never Goes Out 16
a little sump'm sump'm 1,845
abandoned candy 3
abominable blubber 27
abominable snowcone 10
absentee voter ballot 15
abstraction: action 197
abstraction: category 45
abstraction: certainty 107
abstraction: comprehension 9
abstraction: joy 20
abstraction: motion 32
abstraction: perception 42
abstraction: purpose 8
abstraction: sensation 88
abstraction: thought 86
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
acceptable bagel 10
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 20
accidental mutton 11
acid-squirting flower 19
acoustic guitarrr 25
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 39
adder 23
adder bladder 23
adhesive tape dolly 2
adventurer clone egg 3
Aerheads 2
Affirmation Cookie 4
Afternoon Delight 24
Aggressive Carrot 20
Agitated Turkey 2
agnolotti arboli 9
agua de vida 899
airborne mutagen 164
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 2
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 2
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 2
airplane charter: The Glaciest 2
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 1
Aldebaran sardines 13
Alewife™ Ale 2,331
Alexy sauce 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 11
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 6
Alice's Army Cleric 3
Alice's Army Coward 5
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 9
Alice's Army Halberder 7
Alice's Army Hammerman 4
Alice's Army Horseman 4
Alice's Army Lanceman 4
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 9
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 10
Alice's Army Nurse 10
Alice's Army Page 9
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 6
Alice's Army Spearsman 11
Alice's Army Swordsman 7
Alice's Army Wallman 11
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 18
alien force field disruptor bean 12
alien meat 32
alien plant goo 28
alien protein powder 7
alien sandwich 13
alien source code printout 3
all-purpose cleaner 16
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 10
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 23
amber aviator shades 189
Ambitious Turkey 1,284
ammonite candy mold 15
ammonite fossil 76
Amnesiac Ale 32
amok pudding 6
amok putter 92
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 416
Amulet of Yendor 589
ancient calendar fragment 2
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 21
ancient ice cream scoop 34
ancient Magi-Wipes 1,419
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 12
Ancient Protector Soda 10
ancient protein powder 628
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 3,056
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 74
ancient vinyl coin purse 36
anemone nematocyst 170
anemoney clip 2
angry agate 26
Angry Farmer candy 30
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
angst burger 54
Ankh of Badahnkadh 143
anniversary chutney sculpture 2
anniversary gift box 7
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 29
ant antidepressant 12
ant hoe 3
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 5
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 62
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 2,500
antimatter wad 495
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 4
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 37
antique hand mirror 13
antique helmet 46
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 2
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 4
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 18
antique painting of a landscape 6
antique pair of blue jeans 7
antique record album 12
antique shield 35
antique souvenir drawing 5
antique spear 34
antique spyglass 18
Apathargic Bandersnatch 3
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 183
arrow'd heart balloon 3
arrowgram 7
arrrgyle socks 14
arse-a'fire elixir 3
artisanal limoncello 8
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos ore 10
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 58
ASCII shirt 10
ash soda 66
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 94
asparagus lo mein 59
asparagus stir-fry 10
aspirin 13
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 59
asteroid belt 1
astral badger 3
astral mushroom 405
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 19
Atomic Comic 3
Atomic Pop 113
attorney's badge 8
augmented-reality shades 7
Aura Libre 8
automa-bot parts 24
automatic catapult 4
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 325
autumn dollar 1,200
autumn leaf 1,201
autumn years wisdom 942
autumn-spice donut 395
AutumnFest ale 845
autumnic balm 3
autumnic bomb 19
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 2
awful poetry journal 165
Aye Aye, Captain 3
bätzle 13
baby bark scorpion 3
baby camelCalf 2
baby chest mimic 2
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 7
baby rigging snake 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 10
BACON 203
baconstone 3
baconstone bracelet 16
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 3
bad rum and good cola 3
badass pie 22
badge of authority 3
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 3
bag of airline peanuts 565
bag of Cheat-Os 225
bag of foreign bribes 49
bag of GORF 368
bag of GORP 525
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 3,375
bag of Iunion stones 2
bag of lard 23
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 165,950
bag of pygmy blood 19
bag of QWOP 1,050
bag of sausage links 6
bag of unfinished business 20
bag of W&Ws 400
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 2
baggie of powdered sugar 601
Baja sopapilla 5
baked stuffing 50
baked veggie ricotta casserole 2
balaclava baklava 5
ball 185
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 28
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 524
banana candle 40
banana cream pie 17
banana daiquiri 32
banana milkshake 16
banana peel 139
banana smoothie 22
banana spritzer 11
banana supersucker 474
banana-frosted king cake 8
bananagate 363
bananarama bangle 6
baneful bandolier 2
banjo kazoo mount 161
banjo strings 1
bar of freeze-dried water 30
bar skin 41
barbed-wire fence 7
bargain flash powder 15
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 6
barnacle-encrusted sweater 27
barnacled barrel 20
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel cracker 35
barrel gun 748
barrel pickle 50
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1,626
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 10
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 25
bartender-in-the-box 150
bartender-skull-in-the-box 6
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 267
Barulio's bottle 6
baseball 37
Bash-Ōs boxtop 87
Bash-Ōs cereal 9
basic martini 4
basic meat helmet 17
basic meat sword 1
basking robin 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 2
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 3
bat guano 519
bat haggis 6
bat wing 406
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 120
bat-ass leather jacket 10
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 29
batblade 11
batgut 211
battered Crimbo Crate 18
battered hubcap 24
battered old top-hat 1
battery (9-Volt) 5
battery (AA) 5
battery (AAA) 100
battery (car) 5
battery (D) 5
battery (lantern) 5
battery-powered drill 4
Battlie Light Saver 12
bazooka cozy 21
bazookafish bubble gum 2,904
beach ball marble 5
Beach Comb Box 2
beach glass bead 20
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 69
beanbag chair 2
bear claw 5
beard incense 639
beastly paste 111
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 39
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 3
beefy fish meat 96
beer basted brat 18
beer bomb 16
beer bong 6
beer goggles 1,200
beer helmet 6
beer lens 15,000
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 56
beertini 236
beery blood 7
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 223
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 1,230
beholed bedsheet 41
beige clambroth marble 5
bejeweled cufflinks 21
bejeweled pledge pin 7
belemnite candy mold 83
belemnite fossil 83
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
bellhop's hat 227
Ben-Gal™ Balm 21
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 9
berries of suffering 4
berry-infused sake 1
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 8
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 11
BGE pocket calendar 6
BGE shotglass 3
BGE temporary tattoo 4
BGE tiny plastic toy 4
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big bad voodoo mask 5
big bass drum 25
big boom 14
big bumboozer marble 5
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 7
big hot pepper 3
Big Punk 5
big red clown nose 44
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 11
big stick 2
big tun 35
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 5
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
bindlestocking 7
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 70
birdbone corset 4
bishop cookie 7
Bit O' Ectoplasm 22
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 2
bit-o-cactus 26
bite-me-red lipstick 481
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 98
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 132
Black and White Apron Enrollment Form 2
black and white cracker 44
black blade 5
Black Body™ spray 174
black candy heart 547
black catseye marble 5
black cloak 6
black Crimbo ball 160
black eye shadow 19
black eyedrops 24
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 12
black forest ham 9
black gold 7
black greaves 16
black helmet 14
Black Hole 2
black kettle drum 9
black label 12
black mana 31
Black No. 2 32
black paisley oyster egg 14
black pension check 44
black pepper 53
black picnic basket 37
black pixel 15,000
black plastic oyster egg 5
black polka-dot oyster egg 76
black pudding 19
black sheepskin diploma 23
black shield 17
black slime glob 7
black snake skin 20
black snowcone 25
black spot 296
black striped oyster egg 30
black sword 4
black tear 21
black-and-blue light 2,125
blackberry 82
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 462
blackberry slippers 3
blank diary 3
blank fudge mold 38
blank prescription sheet 54
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 5
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 30
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 7
blob of Alphredo™ 120
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 154
Blood 'n' Plenty 159
blood and blood 173
blood flower 4
blood kiwi 4
Blood Light 116
blood of the Wereseal 21
blood sausage 74
blood-faced volleyball 6
blood-red mushroom wine 3
bloodied surgical dungarees 6
bloodstain stick 22
bloody beer 266
bloody clown pants 57
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 196
Bloody Nora 130
blowdart 50
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 537
blue mana 1,200
blue paisley oyster egg 9
blue pixel 347
blue pixel potion 12
blue plasma ball 2,162
blue plastic baby 11
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 7
blue potion 23
blue raspberry troll doll 3
blue ribbon 1
blue snowcone 440
blue striped oyster egg 18
blue tulip 3
blue-frosted astral cupcake 708
blundarrrbus 3
bobble-hip hula elf doll 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 55
boiling hot cocoa 52
boiling seal blood 318
bolder boulder 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 5
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 13
bone aperitif 3
bone bons 123
bone broth 1
bone chips 3
bone collar 8
bone flour 1
bone flute 7
bone meal 3
bone rattle 960
Bone's Farm "wine" 100
booby trap 1
book of facts 2
book of matches 44
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 5
boot flask 1
BOOterfinger 80
BOOtonniere 6
booty chest charrrm bracelet 6
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 8
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
borg sock monkey 16
boring spaghetti 9
Boris's beer 16
Boris's bread 271
Boris's Helm 3
Boris's key lime 14
Boris's key lime pie 6
borrowed time 164
Boss Drops 96
bottle of alcohol 15
bottle of Amontillado 361
bottle of antifreeze 7
bottle of black cat tonic 34
bottle of Blank-Out 130
bottle of Bloodweiser 4
bottle of bubbles 25
bottle of cooking sherry 17
bottle of Crimbognac 4
bottle of dark rhum 2
bottle of Definit 1,570
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 265
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 10
bottle of fire 27
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 447
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of Greedy Dog 4
bottle of gregnadigne 43
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 38
bottle of laundry sherry 66
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1,000
bottle of lighter fluid 2
bottle of limeade 195
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of melodramamine 57
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 173
bottle of moontan lotion 3
bottle of Mystic Shell 104
bottle of norwhiskey 462
bottle of novelty hot sauce 2
bottle of Old Pugilist 2
bottle of Ooze-O 4
bottle of Pete's Sake 614
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 76
bottle of popskull 15
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 17
bottle of rum 243
bottle of sake 13
bottle of sea wine 1,000
bottle of sewage schnapps 14
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 5
bottle of tequila 219
bottle of ultravitamins 26
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 107
bottle of vodka 150,000
bottle of whiskey 1,608
bottle of wine 34
bottle opener belt buckle 9
bottle-rocket crossbow 3
bottlecap turtle 39
bottled day 3
bottled green pixie 3
bottled inspiration 19
bottled Vampire Vintner 2
Boulevardier cocktail 21
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 8
bow 5
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 1,264
bowl of cottage cheese 126
bowl of eyeballs 517
bowl of fishysoisse 9
bowl of Jeal-O 256
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of maggots 217
bowl of marinade 14
bowl of mernudo 5
bowl of mummy guts 500
bowl of rye sprouts 5
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 41
box 25,000
box o' ghosts 2
box of bear arms 3
box of Dweebs 671
box of Familiar Jacks 600
box of Pokëmann band-aids 7
box of sunshine 154
box-in-the-box 371
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 112
boxed Apriling band helmet 1
boxed august scepter 2
boxed autumn-aton 2
boxed champagne 910
boxed gumball machine 3
boxed wine 514
Boxing Day care package 2
boxing glove 14
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 7
brains casserole 12
BRAINS shorts 50
brainy skull 750
Bram's choker 2
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 2
brass gear 40
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread line 3
bread man 7
bread pie 266
bread roll 50
breaded beer 6
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 3
breath mint 223
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
Breathitin™ 1
brick 616
brick of sand 31
BRICKO brick 1,284
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 97
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
briefcase 48
brilliant oyster egg 19
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 3
brine 56
broberry brogurt 5
brocolate brogurt 1
broken BRICKO brick 18
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 20
broken chocolate pocketwatch 1
broken clock 2
broken skull 1,486
broken sword 13
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 5
bronzed locust 18
BROS Energy Drink 213
brown crock marble 6
brown felt tophat 5
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 3
brown pirate pants 1
brown pixel 9
brown plastic baby 25
brown sugar cane 46
browser cookie 85
Bruno's blessing of Mars 30
buñuelos Jaliscos 5
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 31
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 17
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 288
bubblin' crude 3
bubbling tempura batter 17
bubbly potion 500
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 6
bucket of wine 511
buckyball 16
Buddy Bjorn 4
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 6
bug paste 6
bugbear beanie 54
bugbear bungguard 54
bugbear purification pill 31
Bugbearclaw Donut 95
bugged beanie 1
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 3
Bulky Buddy Box 24
bullet-proof corduroys 23
bum cheek 95
bumblebee marble 5
bunch of bananas 43
bunch of sea grapes 1,880
bunch of square grapes 4,035
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 59
bunny liver 30
buoybottoms 7
burglar/sleep mask 1
burning newspaper 9
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 9
Bustle Hustler 13
Buttery Boy 1
button rouge 1
buzzard feather 17
buzzing mushroom wine 5
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 8
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 10
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 42
cabooze 8
cactus fruit 33
caipifruta 120
Caipiranha 101
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 13
calm attention-deficit demon 2
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout backpack 3
Camp Scout pup tent 5,000
campfire hot dog 23
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of Binarrrca 247
can of black paint 84
can of Brütalbräu 2
can of cherry-flavored sterno 23
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 5
can of fake snow 4
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 66
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 5
can of maces 2
can of mixed everything 3
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 52
can of sardines 1,168
can of spinach 50
can of Swiller 5
can of V-11 8
can-can-in-a-can 6
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 160
Candicaine 89
candied almond 1
candied kobold 14
candied lime 3
candied pecan 2
candied sweet potatoes 50
candied yams 255
Candy Alexander 115
candy brain 64
candy cane 171
candy carrot 4
candy carrot cake 9
candy chalk 2
candy cigarette 398
candy cornucopia 3
candy crayons 1
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 6
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 19
candy stake 101
candy UFOs 1
candycaine powder 91
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 2
cannonball charrrm bracelet 6
cannonbomb 3
canopic jar 14,642
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 23
cap gun 3
carbonated soy milk 85
carbonated water lily 124
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 44
cardboard sword 5
cardboard wakizashi 23
caret 2
carnivorous potted plant 3
carob chunk cookies 59
carob chunk noodles 67
carob chunks 2
Carol of the Bulls 3
Carol of the Hells 3
Carol of the Thrills 3
carrot cake 10
carrot cake precipice bar 55
carrot claret 2
carrot juice 300
carrot nose 1,250
carrot-on-a-stick 2
carton of rotten eggs 1,544
carton of snake milk 8
cartoon heart 11
cashew 240
casino pass 4
cast 94
cat appendix 14
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 65
catgut taco 5
catsup 3
caustic slime nodule 4
celestial au jus 8
celestial carrot juice 90
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 11
censored can label 3
Centauri fish wine 4
centipede eggs 28
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Crossbow 13
chain-mail monokini 3
chainsaw chain 5
Chakra Libre 3
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 54
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 4
charisma potion 58
charming flute 3
charrrm bracelet 71
Chateau Mantegna room key 3
cheap Chinese beer 2
cheap cigar butt 26
cheap elven gloves 13
cheap plastic blowgun 5
cheap plastic bottle opener 9
cheap studded belt 2,061
cheap sunglasses 17,469
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 20
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 3
Cheer-Up soda 6
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 2
cheesy eagle sauce 1,270
chef skull 3
chef's hat 1,275
chef-in-the-box 400
chef-skull-in-the-box 6
cherry 247
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 40
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 3
Cheshire Bitten 1
chest of "pirate gold" 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 3
chewing gum on a string 381
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 4
chicle de salchicha 1
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 8
chintzy accordion pin 3
chintzy disco ball pendant 6
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 5
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 17
chisel 2
chitin powder 1
chitinous pod 21
chlorine crystal 17
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 14
choco-Crimbot 53
Choco-Mint patty 115
chocolate "Phoenix" 7
chocolate bowtie 2
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 40
chocolate disco ball 1,331
chocolate filthy lucre 61
chocolate pasta spoon 11
chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate saucepan 9
chocolate seal-clubbing club 5
chocolate Spider Queen 3
chocolate stolen accordion 3
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered caviar 5
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 10
chocolate-covered loofah 49
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 7
chocolate-frosted king cake 7
chocomotive 2
chocotini 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 14
Chorale of Companionship 8
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 68
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
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cracker 1
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crappy waiter disguise 39
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
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CRIMBCOLOAF 21
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Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
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Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
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d20 2,000
d6 1
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Daffy Taffy 263
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 354
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 306
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 355
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 355
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 356
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 284
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 327
daisy 4
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dangerous jerkcicle 5
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daub-breaker 977
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 34
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devilish folio 623
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dirty rigging rope 193
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Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 2
disease 76
disembodied brain 16,000
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dishrag 4
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Divine 5
divine blowout 461
divine can of silly string 485
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divine noisemaker 427
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Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 23
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 24
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 20
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Doc's Limbering Wine 2
Doc's Smartifying Wine 1
dog ointment 7
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doll house 5
doll-eye amulet 1
dollhive 47
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Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
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donated candy 53
donated food 56
donkey flipbook 5
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double entendre 3
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Doublepunchplanter 1
dove DNA 35
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
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Drac & Tan 29
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Dramatic™ range 73
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dreadful glove 1
dreadful roast 12
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Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 76
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Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 2
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dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 19
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drink chit 1
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Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 2
droll monocle 6
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drop of water-37 271
droppable microphone 2
Drowsy Sword 4
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Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 2
dry cleaning receipt 342
dry martini 2
dry noodles 8,200
dry vodka martini 87
drywall axe 9
dubious loincloth 8
dubious peppermint 11
ducha de oro 11
duck-on-a-string 4
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duct tape sword 1
DUFRESNE Suds 244
dull fish scale 8,093
Dump Truck 26
dungeoneer's dungarees 6
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duonoculars 6
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dusty bottle of Muscat 9
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dwarvish magazine 199
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eagle feather 4,394
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 18
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eau de mort 16
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effluvious emerald 220
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eggnog 144
eggwater 7
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eighth plague 154
El Vibrato power sphere 6
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El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch alignment spray 127
eldritch concentrate 70
eldritch distillate 1
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eldritch elixir 21
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Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
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Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
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Elf Guard hangover cure 12
Elf Guard honor present 3
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Elf Guard MPC 4,909
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 3
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Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
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Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
elf sleeper agent 2
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Elizabeth's paintbrush 14
Ellsbury's skull 9
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elven medi-pack 25
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ert grey goo ring 3
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especially salty dog 3
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essential tofu 35
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Everlasting Deckswabber 2
Every Day is Like This Sundae 8
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evil golden arch 47
evil golden arches 8
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experimental serum P-00 3
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 6
expired can of franks 'n' beans 6
expired MRE 113
explosion-flavored chewing gum 547
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extra-flat panini 22
extra-greasy slider 509
extra-grubby grub 8
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 7
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 9
extra-see-thru nightie 8
extra-spicy bloody mary 271
extra-strength goo 17
extra-strength strongness elixir 17
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eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme mittens 54
eXtreme nose ring 1
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extremely confusing manual 17
extremely skinny jeans 8
Extrovermectin™ 3
Eye and a Twist 15
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eye of the Tiger-lily 3
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eyedrops of newt 185
eyedrops of the ermine 1,448
eyedrops of the ocelot 642
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f3d0r4 90
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fabric softener 17
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faded red protest sign 1
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fake fake vomit 586
fake hand 550
fake plastic grass 11
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 15
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fancy canapés 23
fancy chocolate 31
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fancy party pants 1
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fancy tin beer can 1,976
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
FantasyRealm membership packet 3
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fat wallet 13
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 681
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 78
Feliz Navidad 2
felt 3
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 2
fermenting powder 212
ferret bait 21
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 193
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festive holiday hat 8
fetid feather 47
Fettris 3
fettucini Inconnu 22
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
fiery wing 132
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 3
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filled mosquito 600
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy child leash 15,752
filthy corduroys 14
filthy hippy poncho 9
filthy knitted dread sack 20
filthy lucre 3
filthy poultice 146
fine aged cheddarwurst 3
fine wine 100
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fire 116
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firemilk 20
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fish stick 5
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fishy fish casserole 18
fishy fish lasagna 43
fishy paste 2,331
fishy wand 9
fist turkey outline 3
fitness wristband 3
Fitspiration™ poster 1
Five Second Energy™ 11
five-fingered fern resin 12
fizzy potion 40
flame orb 43
flamin' bindle 3
Flamin' Whatshisname 12
Flaming Caipiranha 2
flaming crutch 59
flaming feather 61
Flaming Knob 3
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 5
flaming pink shirt 3
Flaming Sazerorc 5
flaming talons 138
flan del mar 5
flange 1,200
flapper fly 2,000
flaregun 68
flashing novelty button 2
flask flops 9
flask of Amontillado 12
flask of baconstone juice 13
flask of egggrog 3
flask of hamethyst juice 12
flask of mining oil 3
flask of moonshine 1
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flask of port 10
flask of tainted mining oil 3
Flaskfull of Hollow 477
flat dough 12
flat mushroom wine 5
flavored foot massage oil 2,106
flavorless gruel 3
flayed mind 3
fleetwood chain 1,419
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 381
fleetwood macaroni 398
Fleshazole™ 1
fleshy putty 70
flimsy clipboard 50
flimsy hardwood scraps 561
flirtatious feather 49
floaty inverse geode 1
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fluid of fudge-finding 8
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flute of flat champagne 28
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flytrap bezoar 2
flytrap pellet 98
foam dart 2,096
foam pistol 10
foetid seal tear 890
Fog Murderer 5
foie gras 3
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (green) 3
folder (owl) 1
folder (Seawolf) 1,743
folder (space skeleton) 1
Folder Holder 2
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 24
foon 2
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 2
forbidden danish 2
forbidden sausage 6
forest spirit rattle 1
fortifying hot cocoa 32
fortune cookie 69
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fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized limb 6
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 6
fossilized spine 2
fossilized torso 7
fossilized wing 7
fossilized wyrm skull 2
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 2
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 18
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 6
Freddy Kruegerand 502
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freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 145
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freezin' bindle 2
freightcake 8
French bronilla brogurt 2
French slippers 1
fresh can of paint 2
freshwater fishbone 5
freshwater pearl necklace 58
fricasseed brains 21
Friendliness Beverage 2,200
frightful feather 58
frigid air mattress 5
frigid fudgepuck 4
frigid hankyū 2
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 126
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frilly skirt 200
Frogade 302
Fromage Pinotage 1
frost flower 82
frost-rimed desk bell 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 163
frosty halo 5
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Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 23
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
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frozen danish 1
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frozen Mob Penguin 21
frozen nunchaku 16
frozen shampoo-conditioner 446
frozen tofu pop 4
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fruit bowl 4
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fruitcake 184
fruitfilm 6
fruity girl swill 4
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Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 9
fudge lily 28
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fudge spork 5
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1,000
fudgecule 4,400
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 18
Fudgie Roll 3
full meat tank 734
Fun-Guy spore 4
FunFunds™ 568
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furry halo 3
furry kilt 4
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future drug: Coolscaline 226
future drug: Muscularactum 190
future drug: Smartinex 195
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Fuzzby 1
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Fuzzy Tentacle 1
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Gabarbar 1
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Game Grid ticket 50
Game Grid token 2,200
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1,400
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 2
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gas can 38
Gathered Meat-Clip 12,000
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gatorskin umbrella 17
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gauze hammock 120
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
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Gene Tonic: Constellation 78
Gene Tonic: Construct 3
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Gene Tonic: Elf 2
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Gene Tonic: Humanoid 109
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Orc 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 4
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 124
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 9
generic healing potion 413
generic mana potion 3,345
Gets-You-Drunk 4
ghast iron cleaver 3
ghast iron codpiece 3
ghast iron Garibaldi 3
ghast iron heater shield 3
ghast iron ingot 3
ghost beer 5
ghost bit 21
ghost cucumber 203
Ghost Dog Chow 122
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ghost pencil 1
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ghost toga 9
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ghostly body paint 224
ghostly ectoplasm 120
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ghuol egg 60
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ghuol guolash 53
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giant book of ancient carols 7
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giant moxie weed 73
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giant pinky ring 8
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gift card 200
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gilded ancient cursed key 3
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gin and tonic 58
Gin Mint 36
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gingerbread pirate 4
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glark cable 3
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glistening oyster egg 25
glittery mascara 55
Glo-Pop 7
glob of enchanted icing 33
glob of extra-green chlorophyll 41
glob of green slime 4,200
glob of salty molasses 13
glob of spoiled mayo 2
glob of undifferentiated tissue 81
globe of Deep Sauce 14
gloomy mushroom wine 11
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 5
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glowing red eye 229
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Glum berry 3
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 20
gnoll lips 150
gnoll teeth 34
Gnollish autoplunger 1
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Gnollish pie server 43
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Gnollish plunger 20
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Gnollish slotted spoon 32
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Gnomish sagngria 57
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 14
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Go-Wassail 1,283
goat 4
goat beard 197
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Golden Light 2
Golden Mean 3
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Good 'n' Slimy 2
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gooey paste 21
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gooified animal matter 12
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gooified vegetable matter 30
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 2
Gordon Bennett 150
goth kid t-shirt 4
GOTO 1,890
government 8
government booze shipment 2
government candy shipment 2
government cheese 500
government food shipment 2
government requisition form 63
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government-issued night-vision goggles 5
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gr8ps 95
grain of sand 79
grandfather watch 2
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 3
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grapefruit 400
grapes 871
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 6
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gravy boat 3
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greasy paste 11
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
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Great Wolf's right paw 1
Greatest American Pants 2
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Green Burlap 3
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green drunki-bear 560
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Green Giant 10
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Green Velvet 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 86
gremlin juice 428
gremlin mutagen 17
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grilled mooseflank 9
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grog 25
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grogpagne 277
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groose grease 44
groping claw 9
grouchy restless spirit 15
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Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 3
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grungy bandana 7
grungy flannel shirt 1
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guffin 1
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gummi snake 18
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 12
Gummi-Gnauga 28
Gummy Brains 13
gun cleaning kit 6
gunky chicken 119
gunner's daughter 172
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gunwale 3
gunwale whalegun 1
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guy made of bee pollen 83
Guzzlr application 2
gym membership card 437
gyroscope 33
hacked gibson 137
haggis-infused soap 29
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 26
haiku katana 2
hair of the fish 10
hair oil 2
hair spray 500
Hairpiece On Fire 10
half-baked potion 5,329
half-digested coal 49
half-melted spoon 3
half-orchid 1,042
half-rotten brain 8
half-size scalpel 2
half-sized guitar 16
halfberd 1
halibut 57
hamburger 122
hamethyst 7
hamethyst bracelet 11
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hamethyst ring 1
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hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 11
handful of bees 1
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handful of crafty noodles 123
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handful of fire 19
handful of hand chalk 473
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handful of pine needles 29
handful of sand 217
handful of sawdust 16
handful of Smithereens 7,500
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handful of walnuts 10
Handsome Devil 10
handsomeness potion 168
Hanukkimbo dreidl 2
happiness 9
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
hard spore pod 8
hardboiled egg 338
hardened slime belt 3
hardened slime hat 3
hardened slime pants 4
harem girl t-shirt 5
haunted battery 40
haunted bottle of vodka 24
haunted cherry pie 29
haunted doghouse 3
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haunted Hell ramen 58
haunted martini 12
haunted orange 24
haunted paddle-ball 7
haunted pizza 13
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 180
hawk 23
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 350
Haymaker 1
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
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heart cozy 2
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heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
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heart-shaped crate 2
heavy crown 26
heavy D 164
heavy metal sonata 12
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 6
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Hell broth 32
hell in a bucket 40
Hell ramen 329
hellion cube 318
hellseal whisker 1
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 599
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hemp string 281
henna face paint 18
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hep waders 1
herb brownies 165
herbal stuffing 108
herbs 15
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hermit factoid 14
hermit permit 44
Herring Daiquiri 10
Herring Wallbanger 17
herringcello 3
Herringtini 4
Hersey™ SMOOCH 2
hibernating Grimstone Golem 2
hibernating robot reindeer 2
Hide-rox™ cookie 6
high-calorie sugar substitute 770
high-energy mining laser 2
high-pressure seltzer bottle 104
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
high-test fishing line 4
Highest Bitter 104
hill of beans 81
hippopotamus skin 1
Hippy Army MPE 35
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 16
hippy protest button 30
hipster cocktail 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
hoarded candy wad 32
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 391
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 13
Hodgman's bow tie 2
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 3
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 3
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Holiday Fun! 23
holiday log 5
Hollandaise helmet 628
hollow rock 8
holly-flavored Hob-O 122
holy bomb, batman 4
home robotics kit 1
Homebodyl™ 1
homeless hobo spirit 2
homeopathic healing powder 5
homeopathic mint tea 6
honey bun of Boris 2
honey stick 25
honey-dew 11
honey-dipped locust 136
honey-drenched ham slice 10
hopeful candle 3
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horizontal tango 23
hors d'oeuvre tray 6
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Hot 'n' Scarys 2
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hot coal 24
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hot hi mein 383
hot jelly 1
hot katana blade 78
hot mint schnocolate 14
hot nuggets 118
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hot wad 30
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hot wing 40
hotel minibar key 517
hothammer 6
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 28
hovering sombrero 4
How to Avoid Scams 11,450
How to Play Othello 2
huge bowl of candy 36
huge Crimbo cookie 5
huge gold coin 57
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 4
Humanitini 1
humble pie 1
Hundred Headed IPA 3
Hunger™ Sauce 53
hungover chauvinist pig 1
hunk of granite 34
hushed puppy 3
hypodermic needle 2
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ice harvest 1,000
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ice house 50
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
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ice-cold fotie 108
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 66
ice-cold six-pack 2
ice-cold Willer 74
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iceberglet 1
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icing poncho 1
icy katana hilt 16
icy mushroom wine 3
iGoogly 13
Iiti Kitty phone charm 21
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Illuminati earpiece 1
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imitation crab crate 97
imitation crab meat 6
imitation nice watch 2
imitation White Russian 10
immense cyborg hand 89
imp air 55
Imp Ale 528
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imported taffy 1
improved martini 61
impure gasoline 170
in-the-box spring shoes 2
incredible pizza 2
incredibly creepy marionette 17
indescribably horrible paste 6
industrial strength starch 160
industrially-crushed ice 33
infant sandworm 3
infernal fife 12
infernal insoles 1,281
infrablack lipstick 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 3
initiative shawarma 3
ink bladder 2,206
inkwell 1,000
inky squid sauce 36
Inner Strength 3
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 4
insanely spicy bean burrito 39
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 254
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 8
Instant Karma 1
intact anemone spike 56
interesting-looking twig 7
internet point 3
interrogative elixir 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intimidating coiffure 5
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork egg 18
intricate music box parts 4
intriguing puzzle box 21
invisibility potion 86
invisible bag 9
invisible potion 31
ion grid 1
irate sombrero 32
Irish Coffee, English Heart 2
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 1
iron pasta spoon 22
ironic mint 5
ironic moustache 1
irradiated candy cane 121
irradiated turtle 1
irresistibility potion 39
irritability potion 34
jabañero pepper 463
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 39
Jack-in-the-box 122
Jack-O-Lantern beer 357
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 4
Jacob's rung 7
jagged scrap metal 15
jagged tooth 6
jam band 9
jam band bootleg 70
Jamaican coffee 3
jamfish jam 53
Jamocha berry 7
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January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 307
jar of anniversary jam 2
jar of fermented pickle juice 266
jar of magical relish 2
jar of squeeze 12
jar of swamp gas 318
jar of swamp honey 26
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 4
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 14
Jarlsberg's pan 2
java cookie 27
jawbruiser 6
jazz soap 561
Jefferson wings 6
jellyfish gel 802
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 12
jerky coins 997
jet bennie marble 5
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jitterbug larva 1
jive turkey leg 3
Jokester makeup 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 9
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 42
joybuzzer 535
jug of "wine" 125
jug of baconstone juice 3
jug of booze 1
jug of hamethyst juice 2
jug of porquoise juice 61
jug-o-magicalness 49
Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 5
jumbo olive 134
jumping bean burrito 130
jumping horseradish 2,012
jungle drum 12
jungle floor wax 48
Jungle Juice 1
Junior Adventurer's kit 2
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 7
junk yard 2
Junk-Bond 4
kamicorpse-ee 8
karma shawarma 27
keg shield 4
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kelp 3
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ketchup hound 12
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kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 19
killing feather 642
killing jar 13
king cookie 12
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 8
kitten burglar 4
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1,400
kiwi beak 4
kneecapping stick 3
knight cookie 7
knob bugle 38
Knob Göblin lòve potion 42
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 19
Knob Goblin elite helm 69
Knob Goblin elite pants 78
Knob Goblin elite polearm 67
Knob Goblin elite shirt 123
Knob Goblin eyedrops 13
Knob Goblin firecracker 336
Knob Goblin harem pants 44
Knob Goblin harem veil 52
Knob Goblin learning pill 167
Knob Goblin love potion 1,206
Knob Goblin lunchbox 169
Knob Goblin melon baller 110
Knob Goblin nasal spray 228
Knob Goblin pants 275
Knob Goblin perfume 34
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 150
Knob Goblin scimitar 224
Knob Goblin seltzer 6,231
Knob Goblin spatula 22
Knob Goblin steroids 246
Knob Goblin superseltzer 82
Knob Goblin tongs 341
Knob Goblin Uberpants 8
Knob Goblin visor 56
Knob jelly donut 4
knob ka-bobs 5
Knob lo mein 31
Knob mushroom 71
knob mushroom wine 6
Knob nuts 35
Knob pasty 43
Knob sausage 23
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 15
Knob stroganoff 5
Knob stuffed shells 15
Knoll lo mein 31
Knoll mushroom 91
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 100
Knoll stir-fry 28
knuckle sandwich 317
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 1
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 18
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 9
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 3
Kramco Industries packing carton 1
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 750
kumquartz ring 20
kumquat 1,093
kumquat supersucker 35
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1,077
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 2
lab-grown meat 362
ladle of mystery 3
large box 83
large cocoa eggshell fragment 6
large tankard of ale 2
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 236
latte lovers club card 3
lava cake 5
lavawater 10
lavender candy heart 3,211
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 3
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 9
lavender striped oyster egg 4
law-abiding citizen cane 14
lawn dart 3
lead necklace 43
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leaf 6
leaf of grass 20
leaflet 6
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leathery bat skin 27
leathery cat skin 630
leathery rat skin 318
LED block 4
leftover canapés 8
leftover chocolate bar 1
leftover Crimbo rations 17
leftover pasty 1
leftovers 2,563
leftovers of indeterminate origin 17
leftovers sandwich 2
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
legitimate business on the beach 3
lemon 120
lemon meringue pie 3
lemon popsicle 3
lemonade marble 5
lemonhead caviar 1
length of old fuse 13
length of string 11
leotarrrd 10
leprechaun hatchling 27
lesser grodulated violet 784
Let Me Be! 4
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 11
Li'l Businessman Kit 22
li'l candy corn costume 1
li'l orphan tot 2
li'l unicorn costume 1
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher 3
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 51
libertagliatelle 1
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 3
Libram of Divine Favors 3
Libram of Love Songs 3
Libram of Pulled Taffy 3
Libram of Resolutions 2
library card 6
licorice root 36
licorice snake 2
lifeless meat doll 90
lihc eye 62
lihc eye pie 87
lihc face 12
limburger biker boots 2
lime 70
lime supersucker 42
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limepatch 36
limp broccoli 1
line 427
linguini immondizia bianco 10
linguini of the sea 5
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum ore 27
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linoleum stick 3
linoleum sword 3
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lion oil 66
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liquid ice 2
liquid ice pack 23
liquid shifting time weirdness 6
liquid smoke 13
liquid SONAR 6
literal grasshopper 4
little black book 3
little box of fireworks 3
little firkin 312
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 3
little paper umbrella 1,000
little piece of steel 8
little red book 1
little red jam 163
little round pebble 12
live lobster 28
live nautical mine 1,287
liver and let pie 84
liver popsicle 36
llama lama cria 3
llama lama gong 428
loadstone 2
loaf of alien bread 55
loaf of soda bread 9
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Idol Microphone 43
Loathing Legion helicopter 1
Lobos Mints 38
locked mumming trunk 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 16
logic synthesizer 3
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Lollipop Drop 8
lollipop stick 5,000
London frog 146
long pork 22
long pork casserole 8
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long pork lasagna 22
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long-forgotten necklace 1
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 2,000
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 5
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 3
los chinos 1
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lost key 300
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lotion of hotness 158
lotion of sleaziness 88
lotion of spookiness 171
lotion of stench 133
Louder Than Bomb 520
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2,103
LOV Entrance Pass 2
love song of disturbing obsession 6,087
love song of icy revenge 1,085
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love song of vague ambiguity 5,278
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low tide martini 1
lowercase N 238
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lupine sword 8
lustrous oyster egg 38
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lynyrd skin 10
lynyrd snare 6
M-242 48
Mace of the Tortoise 4
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Mae West 44
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magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 1
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magical ice cube with a fly in it 581
magical ice cubes 4,571
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magicalness-in-a-can 220
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magilaser blastercannon 179
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 17
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Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 2
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Mark IV Steam-Hat 7
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Mark of the Ghost 3
Mark of the Skeleton 7
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Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 47
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martiny 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 4
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Maxing, Relaxing 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 30
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McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 2
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Meat Butler 4
Meat detector 1
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meat from yesterday 7
meat golem 250
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meat stack 1,389
meat vortex 80
Meat-inflating powder 631
meatball 314
meatcar model 5
meatsmithing guide 2
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Medical Pastaco 1
medium slimy cyst 3
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megatofu 7
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melted Jell-o shot 5
meme generator 2
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menudo 2
menudo ravioli 16
Mer-kin begsign 130
Mer-kin breastplate 133
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Mer-kin cooljuice 8
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Mer-kin dragbelt 96
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Mer-kin finpaddle 172
Mer-kin fitbrine 3
Mer-kin foodbucket 171
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Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin healscroll 695
Mer-kin hidepaint 133
Mer-kin hookspear 128
Mer-kin killscroll 28
Mer-kin lipstick 5
Mer-kin lunchbox 152
Mer-kin paste 7
Mer-kin pinkslip 22
Mer-kin prayerbeads 127
Mer-kin pressureglobe 128
Mer-kin ragejuice 4
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Mer-kin roundshield 60
Mer-kin saltmint 86
Mer-kin sawdust 10
Mer-kin smartjuice 3
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Mer-kin stopwatch 5
Mer-kin strongjuice 35
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Mer-kin takebag 25
Mer-kin thingpouch 566
Mer-kin weaksauce 48
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mesh cap 5
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metal meteoroid 56
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meteorthopedic shoes 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 72
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 6
Microplushie: Hippylase 3
Microplushie: Sororitrate 1
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 46
midget clownfish 2
midriff scrubs 8
military-grade peppermint oil 8
milk of magnesium 2,707
Milk Studs 1,264
milky potion 40
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mime army superserum 2
mime army wine 3
mime eraser 17
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 167
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 3
miming beret 2
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 1
mimosette 2,400
mince pie 50
mind flayer corpse 43
mineapple 2
miner's helmet 13
miner's pants 13
Mini-Crimbot crate 4
miniature antlers 6
miniature boiler 5
miniature dormouse 11
miniature goose mask 1
miniature gravy-covered maypole 2
miniature power pill 76
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 3
Miniborg beeper 3
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 55
Miniborg hiveminder 2
Miniborg laser 2
Miniborg stomper 2
Miniborg strangler 2
minin' dynamite 6
miniscule temporal rip 2
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mint condition magnifying glass 2
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 3
Mint Yulep 19
mint-in-box Powerful Glove 2
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misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 2
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Mob Penguin cellular phone 48
mocking turtle 3
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Mohobo 28
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mole molé 2
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molten scrap metal 124
Mon Tiki 145
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Monstar energy beverage 65
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Monster Manuel 1
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moon-amber 2
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Moonds 28
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Moonshine Mohobo 1
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mooseflank 62
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 3
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Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
Mornington crescent roll 21
Mortimer's nostrum 15
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
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mother's little helper 109
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mother's secret recipe 1
mouldering barrel 21
Mountain Stream soda 35
mouse skull 4
moustache sock 1
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moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 3
moxie weed 166
Mr. Accessaturday 3
Mr. Accessory 12
Mr. Accessory Jr. 3
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Burnsger 18
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 108
Ms. Accessory 3
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 15
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Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
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mugcake 7
mulberry 2
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mulled wine 1
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multi-level marzipan 14
mummified entombed cookbookbat 3
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mummy mask 3
mummy wrapping 19,750
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murderbot spring injector 2
Murderer's Punch 34
murky potion 36
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My Own Pen Pal kit 2
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Mysterious Black Box 18
Mysterious Blue Box 18
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mysterious chest 2
Mysterious Green Box 18
Mysterious Island iced tea 19
Mysterious Red Box 18
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
mystery lollipop 4
nachos of the night 2
Nadsat berry 6
nail file 802
nailswurst 10
nanite-infested candy cane 1,496
nanite-infested eggnog 104
nanite-infested fruitcake 2,036
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 206
nanofiber cloth 10
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 8
Nardz energy beverage 25
nasty desk bell 1
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nasty snuff 144
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 162
natto marble soda 35
natto pocky 1
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navel ring of navel gazing 3
ND 3
Necbro wafers 9
necklace chain 14
Necrotelicomnicon 20
necrotizing body spray 272
neg grog 4
nega-mushroom 158
nega-mushroom wine 28
negative lump 4,813
negotiatin' hammer 33
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Neuromancer 86
neurostim pill 49
neutron lollipop 89
Neverending Party invitation envelope 3
neverending wallet chain 24
New Age healing crystal 57
New Age hurting crystal 41
New Zealand iced tea 1,055
New-You Club Membership Form 2
Newark 159
Newbiesport™ tent 9
night-vision goggles 1
Nightmare Fuel 33
Nightstalker perfume 105
ninja hot pants 19
ninja mop 10
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
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non-Euclidean angle 6
normal barrel 500
norwhal helmet 1
not-a-pipe 75
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 5
nothing-in-the-box 2,500
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 378
noticeable pumps 35
Now and Earlier 11
NPZR chemistry set 128
Nuclear Blastball 94
nuclear stockpile 1
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nugget of slicksilver 21
nurse's hat 6
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O 324
O'RLY manual 11
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ocarina of space 90
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ocean motion 23
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octopus's spade 246
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off-white plastic oyster egg 12
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 104
off-white striped oyster egg 92
officer's nog 11
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 6
Oh, the Humanitini 10
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Oil of Parrrlay 20
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oily paste 15
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ojo de pez burrito 6
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
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oldcake 4
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one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
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oozenog 100
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Operation Patriot Shield 2
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Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 2
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original G 173
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Oscus's garbage can lid 2
Oscus's pelt 1
Othello's dagger 2
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
Our Daily Candles™ order form 2
out-of-tune biwa 5
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outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 8
overcookie 685
overloaded micro-reactor 14
overly-fancy hot cocoa 45
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oyster basket 5
oyster sauce 1
P.B.L.T. 7
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 400
pack of chewing gum 40
Pack of Every Card 2
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packaged backup camera 2
packaged cold medicine cabinet 2
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 2
packaged Everfull Dart Holster 2
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packaged Jurassic Parka 2
packaged knock-off retro superhero cape 2
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PADL Phone 6
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Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 22
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 43
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palm frond 39
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pantogram 3
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 1
Pantsgiving 3
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papaya 46
papaya sling 170
papaya slung 3,602
papaya taco 55
paper-plate-mail pants 2
paperclip 252
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papier-mâché toothpicks 180
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
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Para-Pop 8
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pat of butter 217
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patchouli oil bomb 208
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patent alacrity tonic 250
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PB&J with the crusts cut off 64
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Peek-a-Boo! 2
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Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
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peppermint sprig 6
peppermint sprout 3,000
peppermint syrup 11
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peppermint twist 3,046
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perfect mimosa 305
perfect negroni 305
perfect old-fashioned 302
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perl necklace 414
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perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 1,827
personal raindrop 2
personalizable gingerbread cookie 4
personalized coffee mug 2,094
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 14
pet anchor 2
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 25
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 546
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 557
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 2
Pete's rich ricotta 5
Pete's wiley whey bar 5
petit fortran 3
petrified noodles 1
petrified time 4
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pewter claymore 2
ph balancer 22
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Phil Collins 13
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Phlegethon 2
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pickled egg 18
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
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pie man was not meant to eat 136
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pine tar 2
Pine-Fresh air freshener 10
pineapple slab 6
ping-pong ball 608
ping-pong paddle 1
pink candy heart 1,144
pink glowstick 1
pink plastic baby 24
pink pony 1,440
pink slime 14
pink-frosted astral cupcake 42
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 1
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 3
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pirate shirt 5
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plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 4
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 2
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 27
PlexiPips 879
plot hole 53
plum 57
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plumber's lunch 1
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plunge-leg 1
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pocket lint (green) 3
pocket lint (orange) 3
pocket lint (white) 3
pocket maze 48
Pocket Meteor Guide 2
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 9
pocket wish 15
pocketwatch on a chain 10
pog #01 (spider) 42
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 8
pog #03 (warwelf) 37
pog #04 (skleleton) 34
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 5
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 7
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 9
pog #08 (hellion) 8
pog #09 (pirate) 10
pog #10 (hobo) 12
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 15
pointed stick 7
pointy mushroom 10
pointy mushroom wine 3
poisonous caviar 1
poisonsettia 88
Poké-Gro fertilizer 2
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 2
Pokëmann band-aid 26
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 12
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 8
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 12
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 10
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 9
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 15
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 6
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 12
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 9
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 5
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 13
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 12
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 8
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 12
Polka Pop 293
polka-dot bow tie 7
polo trophy 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 81
polyalloy shield 57
polyeaster egg 53
Polysniff Perfume 12
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poodle skirt 2
pool cue 7
pool torpedo 446
popcorn 13
poppy 5
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popular tart 99
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porquoise 30
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portable corkscrew 35
portable Mayo Clinic 3
portable motorcycle 1
portable Othello set 2
portable photocopier 45
portable ping-pong table 3
portable table 2
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possessed tomato 31
possessed top 17
possibility potion 8
post-holiday sale coupon 338
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potent potion of potency 37
potion of animal rage 9
potion of potency 14
potion of punctual companionship 472
potion of temporary gr8ness 434
potion of the captain's hammer 13
potion of the field gar 450
potion of the litterbox 348
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potted fern 2
potted tea tree 2
pottery barn owl figurine 3
pottery club 3
pottery hat 4
pottery shield 4
pottery training pants 4
pottery yo-yo 3
poultrygeist 5
poutine 5
powdered candy sushi set 207
powdered donut 29
powdered gold 30
powdered madness 1
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powdered toad horn 3
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power pill 5
power seed 2
pr0n cocktail 3
pr0n legs 230
pr0n m4nic0tti 4
pr0n stir-fry 17
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praying Grim Brother 2
precious piercing post 2
pregnant mushroom 140
prehistoric spear 21
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 6
prescription noodles 4
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pressurized potion of perception 66
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pressurized potion of puissance 15
pressurized potion of pulchritude 8
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pretty flower 30
pretty pink bow 3
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primitive alien medicine 2
primitive alien salad 1
primitive candy cane 4
print screen button 1
prismatic wad 5,000
pristine fish scale 4
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 82
procrastination potion 143
Professor of Spelunkology 3
programmable turtle 4
projectile chemistry set 20
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protection stick 101
protein paste 1
Prunets 5
prussian cathouse 86
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Psychotic Train wine 39
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puce plastic oyster egg 10
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pulled indigo taffy 128
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pulled porquoise pendant 3
pulled red taffy 2,367
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pumpkin 38
pumpkin beer 411
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Punchplanter 4
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Purple Beast energy drink 153
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Putrid Pendant 2
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 12
R'lyeh 48
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rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 150
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 1
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Rainbow's Gravity 5
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raw turkey 200
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 544
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 16
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recording of Prelude of Precision 193
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 97
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red drunki-bear 77
Red Dwarf 5
red face paint 1
red foxglove 6
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red letter 22
red mana 22
red paisley oyster egg 6
Red Pill 5
red pixel 10,000
red pixel potion 400
red plastic baby 81
red plastic oyster egg 141
red polka-dot oyster egg 113
red potion 1
red red wine 3
Red Rover BB gun 119
red rum 8
red shoe 2
red snowcone 103
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red tulip 2
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red-headed corpse 4
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red-hot jawbreaker 2
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red-hot sausage fork 524
red-spotted snapper roe 3
redrum 45
reflection of a map 12
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Regular Cloaca Cola 1
regular-size brogurt 1
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 1
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reindeer sickle 1
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reinforced furry underpants 1
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reodorant 292
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resolution: be feistier 750
resolution: be happier 1,600
resolution: be kinder 1,500
resolution: be luckier 1,500
resolution: be more adventurous 1,200
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resolution: be smarter 750
resolution: be stronger 750
resolution: be wealthier 1,724
respected companion biscuit 8
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 4
Rethinking Candy 1
Retrospecs try-at-home kit 2
returned Thinknerd package 7
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reverse Tantalus 66
rewinged stab bat 2
rhesus monkey 2
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ribcage rollcage 1
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rickety old unicycle 1
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ridiculous cocktail 100
ridiculous earring 5
ridiculous sandwich 105
ridiculous sunglasses 6
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robin nog 5
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roboduck-on-a-string 9
robot grease 70
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 53
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 53
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 54
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 53
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 54
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 55
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 55
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 53
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 54
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rock 4
Rock Garden Guide 2
Rock Pops 90
rocket fuel 4
rockfish stomach 4
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rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 17
rodeo whiskey 4
rogue swarmer 3,025
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rolling pin 2
Roman sadnals 3
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
rook cookie 3
rope with some soap on it 1
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rotten tomato 3
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rotting beefsteak 98
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rubber axe 3
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rubber doll head 2
rubber emo roe 548
rubber ribcage 5
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rubber spider 1
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ruby W 68
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runny icing 22
runproof mascara 56
Russian Ice 4
rusted-out shootin' iron 9
rusty bonesaw 2
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty compass 4
rusty grave robbing shovel 11
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rusty metal key 2
rusty metal ring 3
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s'more 5
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S.A.V.E. flyer 3
S.I.T. Course Voucher 2
S.T.L.T. 2
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sabre-toothed lime cub 4
sack of doorknobs 2
Sacramento wine 51
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saffron uttarasanga 1
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salacious crumbs 7
salacious lychee chuhai 9
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 35
salamander spleen 64
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 804
Salsa Caliente™ candle 1
salt plum 158
salt wages 2,150
salted mutton 7
salty dog 12,228
salty gumdrop 6
salty slug 339
sampler size toothpaste 1
sand dollar 2,100
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 2
sane hatrack 3
sangria 125
Sangria de Menthe 32
Satan hat 1
Saturday Night Special 1
saucepan 673
sausage pizza 2
sausage without a cause 10
sausage wonton 8
savory dry noodles 3
savoy truffle 10
sawblade fragment 857
sawed-off blunderbuss 9
Sazerorc 1
scabrous seal epaulets 3
scale-mail underwear 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
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Scent of a Human™ candle 30
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Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
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Science Notebook 1
scintillating oyster egg 59
Scorpion Bowl 1
scorpion whip 9
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap metal 2
scrap of sticky paper 10
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 750
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1,035
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1,088
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 3
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 3,000
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 3,300
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1,000
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 2
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 893
screwing pooch 5
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 120
scroll of drastic healing 6,200
scroll of pasta summoning 98
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 5
scroll of Puddingskin 7
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 7
scrumptious ice ant 60
scrumptious reagent 1,200
scrunchie tourniquet 1
sea avocado 50
sea blueberry 15
sea broccoli 419
sea carrot 79
sea cauliflower 410
sea chaps 1
sea cowbell 8
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sea grease 48
sea honeydew 20
sea jelly 80
sea lace 49
sea lasso 9
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sea lychee 6
sea persimmon 322
sea radish 42
sea salt crystal 40
sea salt scrubs 43
sea tangelo 27
sea truffle 9
seal medal 1
seal tooth 152
seal-brain elixir 9
seal-clubbing club 1,391
seal-skull helmet 648
seaode 121
seared dino steak 28
seaweed 50
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secret mummy herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 404
seegar butt 1
self-dribbling basketball 1
self-repairing earmuffs 15
Senior Mints 22
sensitive poetry journal 5
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
sentient meat mass 11
sequin-encrusted sweater 1
serpentine sword 3
serum of sarcasm 102
servo-assisted exo-pants 5
set of jacks 1
severed rocking horse head 2
sewage-clogged pistol 280
sewer nuggets 15
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 84
Sexy Cosmo 1
shadow bread 46
shadow brick 158
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shadow flame 80
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shadow ice 49
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shadow sausage 90
shadow sinew 45
shadow skin 16
shadow stick 5
shadow venom 60
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shaker of dry rub 9
sham champagne 1
shamanic ham 1
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 885
shark cartilage 301
shark jumper 120
shark tooth 1,744
shark tooth necklace 1
sharpened hubcap 1
shavin' razor 10
shaving cream 1
sheet cake 45
Sheila Take a Crossbow 2
shellacked shell 1
shells a la shellfish 10
Shielding Potion 5
shim of shame shale 9
shimmering rainbow sand 2
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 39
shining goblet 1
shining halo 1
shining star cap 1
shiny brass tailfeathers 4
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny ring 10
shiny stones 45
shiny tribal beads 1
shipwright's hammer 11
shirt kit 10
Shivering Chèvre 1
shoe ad T-shirt 92
shoe gum 18
shoo-fish pie 4
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
short calculator 6
short stick of butter 1
short white 2
short writ of habeas corpus 6
short-handled mop 34
shortest-order cook 2
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 3
shot of granola liqueur 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 22
Shot of Kardashian Gin 2
shot of mescal 250
shot of nepenthe schnapps 17
shot of orange schnapps 4
shot of peach schnapps 2
shot of rotgut 5
Shot of the Living Dead 23
shot of tomato schnapps 3
shot of wasp venom 599
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 1
shovelful of dirt 34
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shrimp cocktail 4
shrine to the Barrel god 3
shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog 2
shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo 2
shrinking powder 5
shroomtini 1,121
Shrubble Bubble 5
shuddersword 1
shushed potatoes 1
Siberian sunrise 739
siesta-ing Casagnova gnome 2
silent A 1
silent B 2
silent beret 5
silent C 5
silent D 2
silent E 1
silent F 4
silent G 1
silent H 1
silent I 2
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silent K 2
silent L 2
silent M 3
silent N 1
silent nightlight 1
silent O 2
silent P 2
silent pea shooter 6
silent Q 1
silent R 1
silent S 2
silent T 2
silent U 1
silent V 2
silent W 2
silent X 2
silent Y 2
silent Z 2
Silver Bullet beer 135
silver cheese-slicer 1
Silver HP-35 Calculator 1
silver keg 6
silver paté knife 1
silver shotgun shell 5
silver table-scraper 1
silver tongue charrrm 335
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 12
Simepore slime 14
simple AI 26
simple ancient cursed key 5
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 1
single entendre 1
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
single-use dust mask 10
sinister altar fragment 22
sinistral homunculus 2
Sister Accessory 1
Sitrep berry 3
six pack of Mountain Stream 85
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
six-rainbow shield 3
sizzling desk bell 1
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 12
skate blade 1
skate board 1
skate skates 3
skate skin 6
skeletal banana 65
skeleton 4,590
skeleton beans 1
skeleton bone 1,212
skeleton key 3,235
skeleton key ring 10
skeleton quiche 1
skeleton skis 2
skewer 88
skewer-mounted razor blade 3
skewered cat appendix 8
ski resort souvenir crate 1
skin oil 31
skirt / kilt kit 10
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 32
skulldozer egg 2
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 451
slap and slap again 4
slap and tickle 2,742
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 115
sleaze powder 4,705
sleaze wad 59
sleazy and sour sauce 2
sleazy bindle 3
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 369
sleeping patriotic eagle 2
sleeping piano cat 1
sleeping snowy owl 8
sleeping stocking 9
sleeve deuce 2,527
slice of pizza 2
slick fish meat 17
slide rule 1
slightly peevedbow 2
slime shooter 31
slime stack 1
Slimebite 2
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 24
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slimy fermented bile bladder 68
slimy paste 7
slimy sweetbreads 96
slingshot 604
slip 'n' slide 2,450
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 21
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
sludgesicle 1
slug of rum 116
slug of shochu 125
slug of vodka 97
small box 44
small Crimbo Pressie 1
small gummi fin 1
Small Medium 2
Smart Bone Dust 1
smart skull 1,400
smart watch 5
smashed danish 2
smelted roe 82
smirking shrunken head 9
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smoking grass 2,010
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 910
Smoldering Clover™ candle 1
SMOOCH bottlecap 1
smooth mushroom wine 2
smooth velvet bra 1
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smudged alchemical recipe 107
smut orc keepsake box 5
snake 109
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snakebite 4
snapdragon pistil 4
Snarf berry 4
snarling wolf shield 5
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 11
Sneaky Pete's key lime 16
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 10
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 3
sneaky wrapping paper 12
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 21
snorkel 6
snow berries 1,000
snow cleats 17
snow crab 56
snow fort 4
snow machine 3
Snow Queen Crown 4
Snow Suit 3
snowball 15
snowboarder pants 25
snowstick 8
soap knife 169
sock monkey 4
soda water 500
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 2,601
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 126
software bug 1
Sogg-Os 1
soggy elf shoes 1
soggy gingerbread chunk 17
soggy seed packet 4,306
soggy used band-aid 313
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
soilzerac 512
solid gold bowling ball 4
solid gold pegleg 12
sommelier's towel 5
sonar-in-a-biscuit 63
SongBoom™ BoomBox Box 2
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 2
sorority brain 235
soul doorbell 10
soul knife 2
soul mask 2
soul monocle 1
sour powder 28
Source essence 32
Source shades 2
Source terminal 1
Source terminal file: cram.ext 2
Source terminal file: pram.ext 1
Source terminal PRAM chip 3
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soy cordial 5
soyburger juice 1,071
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 3
Space Baby children's book 2
space bar 3
space beast fur 3
space blanket 27
space heater 3
space invader 2
space junk 112
space needle 1
space planula 2
space port 1
Space Tourist Phaser 4
Space Tours Tripple 10
space wine 2
Spacegate access badge 3
Spacegate emergency disintegrator 1
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spagecialetti 10
spaghetti con calaveras 3
spaghetti cult mask 1
spaghetti with ghost balls 7
spaghetti with Skullheads 80
Spam Witch sammich 141
spandex anniversary shorts 2
Spant eggs 6
spare battery 10
sparking robo-battery 8
sparkler 22
Spechunky bar 5
special clip: graveburpers 1
special sauce glove 21
Special Seasoning 450
Special™ Sauce 7
spectral jelly 3
spectral pickle 50
spectre scepter 4
SPF 451 lip balm 73
sphygmomanometer 11
spice melange 10
spiced rum 2
spices 968
spicy bean burrito 23
spicy enchanted bean burrito 31
spicy jumping bean burrito 14
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 7
spider web 261
spiked femur 11
spiky turtle helmet 1
spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip 1
spirit bed 5
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 15
spirit gum 83
spirit mattress 28
spirit pillow 15
spirit sheet 17
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spiritual eggnog 1
spiritual fruitcake 5
spiritual gingerbread 4
splendid martini 22
sponge cake 1
spongy shield 2
spooky alphabet block 17
spooky bark 21
spooky bicycle chain 22
spooky bindle 3
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 69
spooky eyeliner 391
spooky hi mein 340
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky jelly 26
spooky lasso 26
spooky lipstick 85
spooky lo mein 40
spooky mushroom 65
spooky mushroom wine 5
spooky music box mechanism 4
spooky nuggets 1,922
spooky pirate skeleton 6
spooky powder 4,086
Spooky Putty sheet 2
spooky rattling cigar box 2
spooky scarecrow 3
spooky shroomkabob 4
spooky shrunken head 38
spooky sound effects record 18
spooky staff 2
spooky stick 50
spooky stir-fry 140
spooky stuffing 48
Spooky Surprise Egg 148
spooky toy wheel 30
spooky wad 30
spooky wooden block 21
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 34
spoonful of Linguine-Os 152
spork 3
spray chrome 1
spray paint 1,184
spring 7,500
Spring Bros. ID badge 1
Spring Bros. solenoid 5
sprocket 3,500
sprocket assembly 450
squamous polyp 4
square CRIMBCOOKIE 6
square sponge pants 4
squashed frog 69
Squat-Thrust Magazine 11
squeaky toy rose 5
squirming egg sac 8
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 14
St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 24
stained hard candy 1
stained mattress 3
stale baguette 19
stale cheer wine 54
stale Cheer-E-Os 150
stalk of asparagus 132
standard-issue cupcake 2
star 488
star buckler 4
star chart 52
star crossbow 3
star hat 4
star key lime 5
star key lime pie 10
star pants 2
star shirt 1
Star Spawn 2
star staff 3
star starfish 9
star sword 5
star throwing star 2
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 217
stealth bomber 27
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 6
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 2
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 2
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 3
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 3
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 3
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 5
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 4
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 3
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 6
steamed oyster 28
steamy ruby 250
steel drivin' hammer 71
steely marble 5
stench jelly 6
stench nuggets 475
stench powder 4,175
stench wad 30
Stephen's secret formula 47
stepmom's booze 3
sterno-flavored Hob-O 49
stick 1,063
stick of dynamite 510
stick-on eyebrow piercing 2,119
stick-on gnome beard 3
stick-on-a-string 17
still grill 3
still-beating spleen 2
stink-penny 33
stinkin' bindle 3
stinking agaricus 7
stinkwater 10
stinky cheese ball 2
stinky cheese diaper 1
stinky cheese wheel 1
stinky hi mein 390
stinky mushroom 2
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 620
stolen meatpouch 1
stolen necklace 2
stolen office supplies 79
stolen sushi 21
stone banjo 3
stone frisbee 12
stone of eXtreme power 5
stone turtle 3
stone wool 60
Stooper 1
strange cube 3
strange helix fossil 1
strange paste 50
strange shiny disc 21
straw hat 100
strawberry 627
strawberry daiquiri 871
strawberry pie 3
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 42
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 56
strawberyl 350
strawberyl necklace 9
stress ball 55
Strikes Again Bigmouth 16
string of blue beads 19
string of Crimbo lights 10
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 18
string of red beads 17
stringy sinew 4
Strix stix 1,600
strongness elixir 189
studded leather boxer shorts 29
studded sealhide shield 3
stuffed "L" 2
stuffed alien blob 24
stuffed angry cow 47
stuffed astral badger 50
stuffed baby gravy fairy 47
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 93
stuffed can of asparagus 8
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 59
stuffed cocoabo 57
stuffed dodecapede 10
stuffed doppelshifter 17
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 72
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 61
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 86
stuffed hand turkey 50
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 189
stuffed kraken 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 62
stuffed Meat 84
stuffed mind flayer 54
stuffed mink 78
stuffed monocle 105
stuffed ninja snowman 10
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 6
stuffed scary death orb 64
stuffed shoulder parrot 22
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 60
stuffed snowy owl 62
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 62
stuffed spooky mushroom 142
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 55
stuffed teddy butler 90
stuffed tin of caviar 74
stuffed treasure chest 200
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 51
stuffed yo-yo 2
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 3
stuffing 6
stuffing fluffer 15
stunt nuts 3
sturdy cane 181
sturdy Crimbo crate 150
sturdy sword hilt 2
stylish swimsuit 452
styrofoam crossbow 1
styrofoam ore 14
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 1
subscription cocoa dispenser 2
succulent marrow 11
sucker bucket 2
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 129
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 5
suede shortsword 3
Suffering Sinner 3
sugar banana 1
sugar cherry 13
Sugar Cog 15
sugar lime 6
sugar shard 26
sugar sheet 2,500
sugar sphere 6
sugar-coated pine cone 27
sugarplum ration 11
suggestive strozzapreti 28
Summer Nights 5
sun-dried tofu 910
sunken chest 78
suntan lotion of moxiousness 12
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
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