Jicken Wings Display Case Database

The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database
[ Home ] [ About ] [ Sets ] [ Images ] [ News ] [ FAQ ] [ Stats ]

Set Query

Sets of Items

Display Case for Delilah Jones (#2233429)

This player is a member of the clan The Meat Packers Union Of Slave Labor.

Show items that Delilah Jones

Delilah Jones (#2233429)

This player has 4,881 unique items and 50,786 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	"honey" dipper	1
	"KICK ME" sign	3
	"meat" stick	18
	Überraschthexengebräu	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	1
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
	2-ball	2
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	2
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	2
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	2
	5-hour acrimony	2
	6-ball	2
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	3
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	4
	8-billed baseball cap	2
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	1
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	11
	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
	abandoned candy	3
	abominable blubber	20
	abominable snowcone	4
	Abyssal ember	2
	acceptable bagel	1
	accidental cider	28
	accidental mutton	1
	accord ion	5
	accordion file	2
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	6
	acid-squirting flower	51
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	49
	actual tapas	11
	adder	1
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	5
	affordable teak perch	1
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
	Agent Mauve	1
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	1
	agua de vida	1
	airblaster gun	98
	airborne mutagen	2
	alarm accordion	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	7
	Alexy sauce	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	2
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	4
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	15
	alien hologram projector	3
	alien protein powder	5
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	3
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	alpine watercolor set	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	6
	amok pudding	11
	amok putter	5
	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	2
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	41
	ancient ice cream scoop	2
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient oil painting of yourself	3
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	Ancient Protector Soda	13
	ancient protein powder	10
	Ancient Saucehelm	2
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	39
	ancient stone head	13
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	5
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	7
	anger blaster	2
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
	ankleweights	2
	anniversary balloon	4
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	3
	anticheese	42
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	4
	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	8
	antique hand mirror	3
	antique helmet	8
	antique machete	56
	antique packet of ketchup	35
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	20
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	9
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	6
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	3
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	27
	artisanal limoncello	19
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	5
	asbestos crossbow	2
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos staff	2
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	10
	ASCII fu manchu	42
	ASCII shirt	2
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	assassin's cheese knife	4
	asshat	2
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	2
	Aura Libre	2
	autocalliope	9
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	11
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	52
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	12
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	7
	baconstone	59
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	147
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of GORF	645
	bag of GORP	685
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
	bag of lard	3
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of park garbage	1
	bag of pygmy blood	3
	bag of QWOP	121
	bag of W&Ws	100
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	2
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	10
	ball	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	4
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	19
	baloney rotgut	1
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	2
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	35
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
	Bangyomaman battle juice	16
	banjo kazoo mount	14
	banjo strings	1
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	6
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	3
	barnacled barrel	1
	Barney's rake	11
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel cracker	8
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	3
	barrel-aged martini	2
	barrrnacle	137
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
	Barulio's bottle	14
	basaltamander tongue	1
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	2
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bastard baster	2
	bat guano	156
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	2
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	batarang	6
	batblade	1
	batgut	495
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	3
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	2
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	12
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beard incense	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	3
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	9
	bed of coals	1
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	5
	beer bong	3
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	3
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	3
	beer-battered accordion	2
	beer-scented teddy bear	100
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	1
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	13
	bejeweled pledge pin	3
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	11
	bellhop bell	8
	bellhop's hat	10
	Belt of Howling Anger	7
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	bent scrap metal	1
	berries of suffering	20
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	6
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	5
	big bass drum	36
	big boom	2
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	big dribbly candle	1
	big glob of skin	1
	Big Punk	4
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	67
	big rock	1
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	2
	big stirring stick	1
	big tun	2
	bigger stick	2
	bilge wine	57
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	bird rib	1
	birdbone corset	2
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	18
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	2
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	17
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black cherry soda	4
	black cloak	3
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	4
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	22
	black forest ham	23
	black friar's tonsure	31
	black gold	4
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	2
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	51
	black label	25
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	26
	black mana	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	2
	black pension check	6
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	2
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	74
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	11
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	23
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	22
	blank note	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	5
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	7
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	8
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	19
	blob of Alphredo™	5
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	1
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	1
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood sausage	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	Bloodbath	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	3
	bloody clown pants	45
	bloody mary	2
	blowdart	3
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	6
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue grass	1
	blue lava globs	1
	blue mana	1
	blue oyster badge	20
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	2
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	2
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	2
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	2
	boilermaker	2
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	10
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
	bone abacus	3
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	11
	bone bons	4
	bone chips	14
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	2
	bone rattle	6
	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	44
	Bonestabber	1
	bonsai tree	15
	booby trap	5
	book of matches	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	7
	BOOtonniere	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
	booty chest charrrm	27
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	190
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	22
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	17
	Boss Bat britches	14
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of Amontillado	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	2
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	52
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	61
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
	bottle of Evermore	35
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	43
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	52
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of limeade	1
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
	bottle of norwhiskey	2
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	31
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
	bottle of realpagne	5
	bottle of Red-Out	9
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	4
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	5
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	2
	bottled swamp gas	13
	boulder	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	79
	bowl of eyeballs	2
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	2
	bowl of maggots	3
	bowl of marinade	2
	bowl of mummy guts	2
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	19
	bowling ball	6
	box	1
	box of Dweebs	100
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	11
	box turtle	2
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	3
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain preservation fluid	4
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	65
	brains casserole	12
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	brass abacus	1
	brass bung spigot	1
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	1
	brass turkey knuckles	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	6
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
	breakfast mess	174
	breakfast miracle	2
	breath mint	1
	brick	2
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO bat	2
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	4
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	5
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	5
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	2
	BRICKO turtle	2
	briefcase	6
	brigand brittle	612
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
	brine	4
	briny vinegar	1
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	126
	broken sword	1
	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronze polish	4
	bronzed locust	1
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	3
	brown paper bag mask	8
	brown paper pants	2
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	1
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
	bubble bauble bow	1
	BUBBLE GUM	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	9
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	2
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	6
	bubblin' crude	3
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	31
	bucket of honey	45
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	2
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	4
	bugbear purification pill	26
	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	2
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	13
	bullet-proof corduroys	2
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	74
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	1
	BURT	425
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
	bus pass	1
	butterfly knife	28
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	4
	buzzard feather	1
	buzzing mushroom wine	1
	Byte	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	cactus fruit	64
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	Cajun accordion	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	9
	can of black paint	1
	can of Brütalbräu	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of Drooling Monk	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of sardines	2
	Can of Spaghetto	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	8
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	6
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
	can-you-dig-it?	3
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	5
	candied kobold	7
	candied nuts	5
	candied pecan	1
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	13
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	12
	candy cane	166
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot	1
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy crayons	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	1
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy skeleton	4
	candy stake	1
	candy stick	1
	candy UFOs	1
	candycaine powder	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	10
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	3
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	24
	capacitor relay	1
	captured boozles	1
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	2
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	1
	caret	1
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	3
	carob chunk noodles	10
	carob chunks	10
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	1
	carrot juice	1
	carrot nose	1
	carrot-on-a-stick	1
	carton of gaspers	1
	carton of rotten eggs	167
	carton of snake milk	1
	cartoon heart	1
	casino pass	5
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	3
	cat appendix	99
	catfish whiskers	10
	catgut	192
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	10
	centipede eggs	108
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	28
	Chakra Libre	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	Charity's choker	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	7
	cheap Chinese beer	19
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	9
	cheap elven gloves	2
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap sunglasses	6
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	3
	cheezburger	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	1
	chef-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
	cherry pie	107
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
	chewable paper	2
	chewing gum on a string	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	children of the candy corn	5
	Chinese curse words	30
	chintzy accordion pin	8
	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
	chintzy noodle ring	2
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	6
	chintzy turtle brooch	3
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	1
	chloroform rag	4
	chlorophyll paste	1
	choco-Crimbot	2
	Choco-Mint patty	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate cow bone	1
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	2
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate rabbit's foot	3
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	chocotini	1
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	1
	chorizo brownies	7
	chorizo taco	23
	chrome crossbow	6
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	2
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	1
	cigar box turtle	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon cannoli	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
	clay peace-sign bead	9
	Claybender glasses	2
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	2
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	61
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	3
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	20
	clown shoes	26
	clown skin	51
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	16
	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	27
	clumsiness bark	1
	cluster of hops	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	10
	coal contact lenses	4
	coal dust	1
	coal shovel	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	22
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	21
	coffin lid	2
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coinspiracy	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	7
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	131
	cold mashed potatoes	2
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	32
	cold wad	2
	cold water bottle	8
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
	colorful toad	6
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	1
	comfy pillow	3
	commemorative war stein	18
	communal gobstopper	1
	communications windchimes	2
	complex mushroom wine	1
	compressed air canister	9
	compression stocking	3
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	7
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	confiscated cell phone	1
	confiscated comic book	2
	confiscated love note	2
	confusing LED clock	129
	congratulatory cake	1
	conjured ice cream	3
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	10
	cookie cookie	2
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	3
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	1
	cool whip	37
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	66
	copper ha'penny charrrm	29
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	113
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
	Corpse Island iced tea	14
	corpse on the beach	12
	corpsebite	2
	corpsedriver	26
	corpsetini	11
	correction fluid	1
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted data	4
	Cosmic Calorie	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume rental shop	1
	costume sword	1
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cow poker	1
	cozy bazooka	1
	cozy scimitar	1
	crêepy mask	9
	cracker	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	crappy brain	165
	crappy camera	1
	crappy waiter disguise	1
	crate of firebombs	66
	crate of fish meat	2
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	5
	Crazymaker	2
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	28
	creamsicle	38
	creepy doll head	8
	creepy ginger ale	3
	creepy nursery rhyme	4
	creepy voice box	8
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	crident	5
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
	Crimbo fudge	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	5
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	4
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	39
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	16
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	13
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	34
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	12
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	36
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	13
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	30
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	9
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	33
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	14
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	41
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
	Crimboween memo	1
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	2
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	116
	crude voodoo doll	1
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	77
	crumbling rat skull	4
	crusty hula hoop	2
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	38
	CSA discount card	555
	CSA fire-starting kit	117
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	563
	cube of billiard chalk	2
	cube of ectoplasm	20
	cubic zirconia	1
	cup of hickory chicory	8
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	2
	cup of primitive beer	16
	cupcake-in-a-cup	13
	cuppa Improprie tea	1
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	Cursed Punch	3
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	custard pie	23
	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
	cute mushroom	3
	cyber-mattock	3
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	D roll	216
	d10	1
	d12	1
	d20	1
	d4	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	144
	daisy	4
	damp bar rag	6
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	3
	dancing fan	6
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	1
	das boot	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	dead guy's watch	24
	dead lights pie	1
	dead meat bun	22
	deadly nightshade	1
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decent brain	96
	decomposed boot	19
	decorative fountain	1
	deep six-shooter	1
	dehydrated caviar	1
	delectable catalyst	1
	delicious candy	1
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	2
	delicious shimmering moth	7
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious swamp muck	64
	deluxe layer cake	2
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	2
	demon skin	159
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	33
	demonic surgical gloves	31
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	1
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	9
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	1
	dented spoon	1
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	3
	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
	desiccated apricot	68
	designer handbag	9
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	devil hair pasta	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	devil-summoning hat	2
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	1
	dew yoana lei	2
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	8
	diamond-studded cane	11
	didgeridooka	2
	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
	digital key lime	2
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	6
	dill	2
	dingy planks	2
	dinner roll	2
	Dinsey face paint	1
	Dinsey food-cone	1
	Dinsey Whinskey	1
	dire fudgesicle	41
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	dirty rigging rope	1
	disassembled clover	2
	disbelief suspenders	3
	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
	disco ball	72
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco biscuit	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	9
	disco horoscope (Aries)	12
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	12
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	14
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	6
	disco horoscope (Leo)	18
	disco horoscope (Libra)	14
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	15
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	19
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	14
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	14
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	13
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	81
	disease	1
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	2
	disposable instant camera	1
	disposable lighter	4
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	3
	disturbing fanfic	1
	Divine	1
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll-eye amulet	4
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	6
	dollop of barbecue sauce	1
	Dolphin King's crown	37
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	10
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double-barreled sling	2
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	1
	doubt cannon	2
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	30
	drab sonata	26
	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	2
	dragon snaps	38
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadful roast	1
	dreadlock whip	2
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
	dress pants	2
	dried face	101
	drinks tray	4
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	droll monocle	15
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	droopy doll eye	1
	drop of water-37	9
	Drowsy Sword	144
	drum machine	1
	drum of tommy ammo	2
	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry cleaning receipt	51
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	71
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dull fish scale	1
	dumb mud	6
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
	dungeoneering kit	25
	duonoculars	7
	Duskwalker fangs	4
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	155
	dusty bottle of Merlot	116
	dusty bottle of Muscat	152
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	133
	dusty bottle of Port	167
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	153
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	2
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	11
	dwarvish magazine	7
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	eagle feather	1
	eagle's milk	2
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	46
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	4
	ectoplasm au jus	40
	ectoplasmic orbs	2
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	48
	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	6
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	13
	electric snakebite	22
	electrical thingamabob	1
	elegant nightstick	12
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	6
	eleven-foot pole	6
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevent	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	77
	Elfin shortbread	4
	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	15
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	2
	elven cellocello	2
	elven hardtack	197
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	2
	elven squeeze	94
	elven suicide capsule	2
	Elvish delight	2
	embezzler's oil	6
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	113
	empty lava bottle	1
	empty meat tank	1
	En Una Fila Tequila	2
	enchanted barbell	6
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted handwarmer	4
	enchanted muesli	22
	Enchanted Plunger	6
	enchanted toothpick	5
	enchantlers	1
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	3
	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	11
	enormous hoop earring	5
	Ent cider	15
	enticing mayolus	3
	eraser nubbin	2
	escargotsicle	3
	especially salty dog	1
	eternal car battery	1
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	2
	evil golden arches	3
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic jungle fruit	16
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic travel brochure	1
	expensive camera	1
	expensive champagne	2
	expensive cigar	3
	exploding hacky-sack	2
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	40
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	6
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely wet T-shirt	3
	eye of newt	1
	eye of the Tiger-lily	7
	eyebrow lifter	3
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	1
	fabric hardener	1
	fabric softener	1
	facehugging alien	32
	facsimile dictionary	16
	fairy gravy boat	12
	fake blood	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy calligraphy pen	3
	fancy opera glasses	12
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	10
	Fantasma en la Máquina	52
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat bottom quark	18
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	8
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	fear condenser	2
	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
	fermenting powder	2
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	festive holiday hat	2
	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	18
	figurine of a charred seal	6
	figurine of a cold seal	9
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	3
	figurine of a stinking seal	2
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	8
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
	filet of The Fish	7
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	3
	filthy armor	3
	filthy corduroys	2
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy monkey head	2
	filthy pestle	3
	filthy poultice	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	79
	fine wine	7
	finger cymbals	3
	finger exerciser	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	1
	fire of unknown origin	2
	fire poi	2
	fireball	50
	firebomb	1
	fireclutch	68
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	fireproof megaphone	2
	Firewater	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fitness wristband	2
	Fitspiration™ poster	8
	Five Second Energy™	6
	fizzing spore pod	1
	fizzy potion	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	5
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	1
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	13
	flask flops	12
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	2
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	16
	flask of tainted mining oil	84
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	39
	flayed mind	17
	fleetwood chain	2
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3
	fleetwood macaroni	1
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty sand	1
	floral-print skirt	2
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	4
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	49
	flyest of shirts	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam commodore's hat	1
	foam naval trousers	1
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	50
	Fog Murderer	1
	foie gras	1
	folder (barbarian)	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (cyan)	1
	folder (D-Team)	1
	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (heavy metal)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	1
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (owl)	1
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	1
	folder (red)	1
	folder (smiley face)	16
	folder (space skeleton)	1
	folder (sports car)	1
	folder (sportsballs)	2
	folder (wizard)	2
	folder (Yedi)	2
	folder (yellow)	1
	foolscap fool's cap	30
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	2
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest spirit rattle	2
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	2
	fountain 'soda'	12
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	5
	frat brats	2
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	3
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	6
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	11
	fricasseed brains	38
	Friendliness Beverage	129
	friendly cheez blob	4
	Friendly Turkey	1
	frightful feather	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	2
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly skirt	4
	frog lip-print	8
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	frost flower	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	2
	frosty halo	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen mushroom	1
	frozen nunchaku	1
	frozen seal spine	2
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	1
	frozen turtle shell	1
	fruitcake	192
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	25
	fudge bunny	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
	fudge lily	7
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecycle	2
	fudgesicle	3
	full lava bottle	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	1
	funky dried mushroom	1
	funky eyepatch	29
	funny bone	1
	furniture dolly	9
	furry fur	78
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fusillocybin	1
	fustulent seal grulch	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	22
	future drug: Muscularactum	3
	future drug: Smartinex	10
	fuzzbump	10
	fuzzy busby	40
	fuzzy dice	2
	fuzzy earmuffs	35
	fuzzy montera	38
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	Gaia beads	5
	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
	Game Grid ticket	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
	gamer slurry	26
	gamma nog	1
	garbage juice slurpee	18
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	16
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
	gas balloon	1
	gator skin	1
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
	gauze garter	2
	gauze hammock	2
	gauze shorts	1
	gazely stare	11
	gearbox necklace	6
	Gearhead Goo	7
	Genalen™ Bottle	61
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
	ghast iron ingot	1
	ghost accordion	7
	ghost beer	15
	ghost bit	1
	ghost cucumber	75
	Ghost Dog Chow	1
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	32
	ghost pepper	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	3
	ghostly body paint	2
	ghostly dagger	4
	ghuol ears	569
	ghuol egg	412
	ghuol egg quiche	4
	ghuol guolash	88
	ghuol-ear kabob	2
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant breath mint	21
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant designer sunglasses	16
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	65
	giant discarded plastic fork	42
	giant discarded torn-up glove	51
	giant driftwood sculpture	2
	giant fishhook	2
	giant foam finger	4
	giant giant moth dust	2
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	11
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	2
	giant heirloom grape tomato	54
	giant jar of protein powder	35
	giant marshmallow	6
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	2
	giant neckbeard	5
	giant needle	1
	giant penguin keychain	2
	giant pinky ring	118
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	2
	giant safety pin	1
	giant shrimp fork	9
	giant spider leg	3
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	82
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	giant yellow hat	3
	gibson	1
	gilded lily	1
	gilt perfume bottle	32
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	6
	gingerbread bugbear	210
	gingerbread horror	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread robot	2
	gingham blouse	5
	Ginsu™	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	2
	glacial clock	1
	gladiator tunica	18
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	96
	glass of bourbon	3
	glass of gnat milk	61
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of herbal tequila	5
	glass of warm milk	48
	glass of warm water	1
	glass slipper	6
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glistening fish meat	2
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of cream cheese	1
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	5
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	28
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	7
	glowing New Age crystal	1
	glowing red eye	8
	glowing syringe	2
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	86
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	1
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	32
	gnoll teeth	11
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	2
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	1
	Go-Wassail	148
	goat	1
	goat beard	1
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	1
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin paste	1
	goblin water	14
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
	gold crown	34
	gold lamé pants	2
	gold nuggets	1
	gold star	1
	gold tooth	13
	gold toothbrush	118
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	14
	gold wedding ring	104
	Golden Light	1
	Golden Mean	1
	good ash	5
	good brain	631
	gooey lava globs	1
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	2
	googly eye	8
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	6
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	gourmet gourami oil	23
	government	1
	government cheese	40
	government-issue identification badge	2
	government-issued night-vision goggles	9
	gr8ps	1
	grandfather watch	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	1
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
	grave robbing shovel	5
	graveyard snowglobe	2
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	8
	greasy paste	1
	great big capacitor	2
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
	green balloon	2
	green beer	1
	green BRICKO brick	1
	Green Burlap	1
	green clay bead	1
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	4
	green drunki-bear	2
	green eggnog	5
	Green Giant	2
	green gummi ingot	23
	green hamhock	1
	Green Manalishi	7
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	1
	green pixel potion	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	gremlin juice	1
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grey cube	3
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grimstone galoshes	1
	grimy lab coat	5
	grip key	1
	grog	1
	grogpagne	1
	Groll doll	30
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	201
	groupie lipstick	2
	grue egg	10
	grue egg omelette	32
	grumpy old man charrrm	4
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	3
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guancertina	8
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	42
	gummi fang	1
	gummi sword	2
	gummi turtle	1
	Gummi-DNA	9
	Gummi-Gnauga	5
	gun cleaning kit	5
	gunky chicken	20
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	gym membership card	19
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
	haggis socks	87
	haggis-infused soap	101
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	112
	hair of the calf	1
	hair oil	2
	hair spray	2
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	12
	half-baked potion	1
	half-digested coal	1
	half-empty carton of milk	1
	half-melted spoon	1
	half-rotten brain	12
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	ham steak	6
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	30
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	67
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	1
	hand of cards	3
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	161
	handful of crafty noodles	8
	handful of fire	1
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of moss	21
	handful of napalm	2
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of stubble	8
	handful of tips	8
	handful of walnuts	1
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	handyman "hand soap"	19
	happiness	30
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
	hare brush	2
	harem girl t-shirt	6
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	26
	haunted flame	5
	haunted paddle-ball	2
	hawk	1
	hawkface potion	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	1
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	headless sparrow	31
	heart necklace	11
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	40
	heart-shaped balloon	5
	heat-resistant gloves	2
	heat-resistant necktie	2
	heat-resistant sheet metal	1
	heavy crown	30
	heavy D	1
	heavy duty umbrella	1
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	heavy-duty clipboard	6
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	5
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	1
	hellseal claw	50
	hellseal whisker	29
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	1
	hemp candy necklace	7
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	1
	henna face paint	1
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	17
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	1
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	Herringtini	1
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
	hi-octane carrot juice	2
	high-calorie sugar substitute	2
	high-energy mining laser	19
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-temperature mining mask	1
	hill of beans	1
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	2
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	2
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	2
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo paste	1
	holistic headache remedy	212
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holo-bomber	3
	holo-platoon	1
	holo-tank	1
	holy bomb, batman	2
	home robotics kit	14
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	homeopathic mint tea	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	2
	honey-dew	5
	honey-dipped locust	2
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot ashes	3
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot coal	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	92
	hot daub	37
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	1
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	166
	hot powder	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	2
	hot-ass club	1
	hotel minibar key	2
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge gold coin	28
	huge mosquito proboscis	7
	huge spoon	3
	Humanitini	1
	humble pie	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	Hundred Headed IPA	15
	hustler shades	8
	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	2
	ice cream sandwich	2
	ice harvest	1
	ice hotel bell	1
	ice house	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice porter	2
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	1
	ice-cold fotie	20
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	16
	ice-cold six-pack	20
	ice-cold Willer	1
	Iceberglar scarf	7
	iced-out bling	1
	icy katana hilt	10
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	igloo pie	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	218
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	illegal firecracker	1
	Illuminati earpiece	16
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	6
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation White Russian	108
	imp air	2
	Imp Ale	15
	imp unity ring	165
	impure gasoline	1
	incredible pizza	4
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	industrial strength starch	1
	infernal fife	14
	infernal insoles	9
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	ingot turtle	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	1
	inky squid sauce	1
	innuendo	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	insulated gold wire	1
	interesting-looking twig	1
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
	invisibility cream	1
	invisible potion	1
	irate sombrero	1
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	46
	iron dagger	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	iron torso box	3
	ironic battle spoon	2
	ironic jogging shorts	2
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic mint	3
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	2
	irradiated candy cane	1
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irradiated turtle	1
	ivory cue ball	2
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	3
	Jack-in-the-box	29
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	2
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jam band	1
	janglin' bones	111
	jangly bracelet	6
	janitor sponge	7
	janitor's mop	3
	jar full of wind	5
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	java cookie	5
	jawbruiser	1
	jazzy cigarette holder	2
	Jefferson wings	5
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	140
	jet bennie marble	1
	jigsaw blade	1
	jive turkey leg	11
	Jocko Homo's head	11
	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
	jug of "wine"	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	4
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	6
	jungle floor wax	66
	Jungle Juice	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk band	1
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	2
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	2
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	1
	keg shield	3
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	1
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	24
	killing jar	1
	king cookie	1
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
	kiwi	1
	kiwi beak	27
	kneecapping stick	49
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	2
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	61
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	1
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	Knob jelly donut	2
	knob ka-bobs	10
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	58
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	2
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	1
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	2
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	1
	kobold kibble	23
	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	42
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	62
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
	labrador cookie	1
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	large tankard of ale	1
	LARP membership card	1
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lava cake	1
	lava-proof pants	1
	Lavalos's shell	2
	lavawater	1
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	lawn dart	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
	LCD game: Food Eater	1
	LCD game: Garbage River	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	2
	leather glove	4
	leather mask	2
	leathery bat skin	69
	leathery cat skin	127
	leathery rat skin	77
	Lederhosen of the Night	6
	leechknife	2
	left bracket	2
	left parenthesis	2
	leftover canapés	6
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	legitimate business on the beach	13
	lemon	1
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	2
	lemonade marble	1
	lemonhead caviar	1
	lemony scales	1
	leotarrrd	3
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	letterman's jacket	1
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
	libation of liveliness	1
	libertagliatelle	1
	library card	3
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	1
	licorice root	59
	licorice whip	1
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	801
	lihc eye pie	6
	lihc face	2
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	44
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	limp broccoli	20
	line	1
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linguini of the sea	1
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	lint	201
	lion musk	1
	lion oil	1
	liquid bread	1
	liquid ice	12
	liquid shifting time weirdness	16
	liquid smoke	1
	little black book	2
	Little Crimson Book	1
	little firkin	2
	little paper umbrella	1
	little round pebble	1
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live lobster	1
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loadstone	4
	loaf of alien bread	1
	loaf of soda bread	2
	loafers	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	14
	logging hatchet	2
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	long pork	1
	long pork casserole	1
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	1
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	6
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	17
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	13
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	142
	los chinos	1
	lost key	2
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	love	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	low-budget shield	9
	lowercase N	11
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky cat collar	6
	lucky cat statue	24
	lucky cat's paw	10
	lucky rabbit's foot	26
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	Ludovico Pastaco	1
	lumbering jack	1
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of clay	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of goofball ore	4
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	4
	lychee chuhai	2
	lynyrd musk	1
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	11
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	7
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	1
	macroplane grater	1
	Mad Train wine	38
	madius	1
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	1
	magical ice cubes	100
	magical mystery juice	28
	magicalness-in-a-can	11
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	29
	magnolia blossom	9
	magnum of fancy champagne	4
	maiden wig	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	3
	mana curds	24
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	3
	Manetwich	8
	mangled finger	1
	mangled squirrel	30
	manly bloomers	2
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple syrup	14
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	2
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
	marshmallow	1
	martini	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	1
	massive gemstone	61
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
	massive sitar	2
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	57
	Mayodiol	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	93
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat stack	1
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	71
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	Meatcleaver	1
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medical Pastaco	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	21
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	53
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	4
	Mer-kin begsign	2
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	2
	Mer-kin saltmint	1
	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
	Mer-kin worktea	1
	mercenary headband	29
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	2
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	10
	metallic A	11
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	78
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	19
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	30
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	15
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	46
	Microplushie: Hippylase	79
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	7
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	40
	Microplushie: Otakulone	99
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	37
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	80
	mid-level medieval mead	14
	midriff scrubs	6
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	17
	mineapple	1
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
	miniature deck cannon	1
	miniature life preserver	13
	miniature power pill	1
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	6
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	40
	Misty Cloak	27
	Misty Robe	33
	mixed wildflower greens	2
	mocking turtle	3
	Mohawk wig	1
	Mohobo	1
	moist barrel	2
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	8
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	Monstar energy beverage	3
	monster bait	1
	monstrous monocle	1
	moonberry wine cooler	70
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	moose antlers	3
	moose chocolate	14
	moose thought	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Mornington crescent roll	10
	Mortimer's nostrum	16
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	11
	mother's little helper	1
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	15
	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
	Mountain Stream soda	158
	mouse skull	2
	moustache sock	5
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	7
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
	Mr. Haggis	50
	Mr. Mediocrebar	150
	MSG	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	4
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	2
	mulberry	1
	mulled berry wine	1
	mullet wig	1
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	2
	mummy wrapping	2
	munchies pill	2
	Murderer's Punch	2
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	muscle oil	3
	mushroom fermenting solution	25
	mushroom pizza	1
	musty moccasins	2
	Mylar balloon	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	mysterious present	2
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nachos of the night	1
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	2
	nanite-infested eggnog	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
	nanorhino credit card	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	nastygeist	40
	natto marble soda	2
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	1
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	5
	necrotizing body spray	2
	neoprene skullcap	12
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	neutron lollipop	1
	New Age healing crystal	1
	New Zealand iced tea	217
	Newbiesport™ tent	8
	Newman's Own Trousers	4
	NG	2
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
	ninja carabiner	46
	ninja crampons	46
	ninja eyeblack	11
	ninja fear powder	4
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja rope	46
	non-aged vinegar	44
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	4
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	9
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	9
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	11
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	23
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	15
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	19
	novelty fruit hat	5
	novelty tattoo sleeves	4
	Now and Earlier	2
	noxious gas grenade	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	1
	nugget of sodium	1
	nurse's hat	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obsidian dagger	99
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	1
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	2
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	1
	oil slacks	3
	oil-filled donut	7
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	old bronzer	13
	old candy wrapper	1
	old chum	55
	old coin purse	5
	old eyebrow pencil	13
	old leather wallet	9
	old love note	1
	old rosewater cream	16
	old school beer pull tab	1
	old school calculator watch	91
	old school flying disc	2
	old sweatpants	473
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	2
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	one glove	3
	one pill	1
	open sauce	29
	opera mask	8
	opium grenade	1
	orange	1
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange peel hat	2
	orange popsicle	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	7
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	3
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	2
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	11
	ornamental sextant	3
	ornate picture frame	1
	Othello's dagger	2
	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	6
	outlaw bandana	13
	oven mitts	1
	overcookie	2
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	3
	oversized pipe	4
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized skullcap	5
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	5
	oyster basket	3
	oyster sauce	1
	P.B.L.T.	369
	pacification grenade	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of pogs	32
	packet of beer nuts	3
	packet of orchid seeds	3
	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	4
	page of the Necrohobocon	24
	pail	2
	Pain Dip	6
	painful penne pasta	1
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	2
	painting of a glass of wine	36
	pair of government shades	9
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of plants	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	3
	palm-frond whip	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	30
	panty raider camouflage	3
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	3
	papaya slung	16
	papaya taco	6
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	6
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	13
	pasta spoon	1
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	5
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	2
	patent antipsychotics	7
	pawn cookie	1
	PB&BP	1
	peace accordion	6
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	17
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	31
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	1
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pebblebräu	2
	pec oil	1
	pecan pie	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil kunai	1
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
	Pener's drumstick	1
	penguin focaccia bread	2
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	2
	pentatonic accordion	4
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint tailings	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	2
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	1
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	5
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perfume-soaked bandana	4
	perl necklace	3
	perpendicular guano	35
	perpendicular hula	19
	personalized birthday cake	6
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	2
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	3
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	1
	pewter claymore	41
	ph balancer	1
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	2
	phat turquoise bead	1
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	33
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
	pickelhaube	10
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	pickled egg	2
	pickpocket protector	4
	picky tweezers	1
	picture of you	2
	pie man was not meant to eat	11
	piece of after eight	6
	piece of wedding cake	4
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	4
	pig-iron helm	2
	pig-iron shinguards	3
	pigeon egg	1
	pile of dungeon junk	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	1
	pile of gold coins	5
	pile of jumping beans	1
	pile of useless robot parts	5
	pill cup	32
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pine tar	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pink clay bead	2
	Pink Heart of Spirit	11
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	1
	pink slime	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pipe wrench	1
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate cream pie	40
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	52
	pirate skull	1
	pitchfork	1
	pitted sheet metal	1
	pixel banana	2
	pixel beer	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel coin	1
	pixel daiquiri	1
	pixel energy tank	1
	pixel grappling hook	3
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel lemon	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel pill	1
	pixel power cell	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel star	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	2
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plague pie	12
	plaid bandage	1
	plaid cowboy hat	2
	plaid pocket square	1
	plaid skirt	1
	plaid swatch	1
	plain bagel	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	1
	plastic cup of beer	65
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic ingot	749
	plastic Jefferson wings	10
	plastic nightmare troll	2
	plastic nunchaku	7
	PlexiPips	4
	plot hole	1
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plumber's lunch	1
	plump juicy grub	3
	plunge-leg	18
	plush hamsterpus	1
	pocket maze	1
	Pocket Square of Loathing	2
	pocket theremin	1
	pog #01 (spider)	5
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	4
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	6
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	6
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	6
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	8
	pog #08 (hellion)	6
	pog #09 (pirate)	10
	pog #10 (hobo)	8
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	7
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	21
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	poker face paint	1
	polka-dot bow tie	2
	polo trophy	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	Polysniff Perfume	28
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	74
	pool of liquid metal	1
	pool torpedo	1
	popcorn	1
	poppy	1
	popsicle stick	5
	popular tart	2
	pork elf goodies sack	18
	porkpocket	3
	porquoise	53
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable cassette player	49
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable table	1
	portable wall	2
	possessed tomato	1
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	2
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	7
	potted fern	4
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	17
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	2
	powdered donut	68
	powdered organs	1
	powdered wig	12
	power sock	4
	pr0n cocktail	2
	pr0n legs	77
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	2
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	premium malt liquor	2
	prescription noodles	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	5
	projectile icemaker	1
	prosthetic forehead	1
	protein paste	6
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5
	psychoanalytic jar	1
	Psychotic Train wine	13
	pteruges	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	5
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puff of smoke	1
	pulled indigo taffy	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	2
	pulled red taffy	1
	pumpkin	2
	pumpkin beer	1
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin pie	1
	punk patch	29
	punk rock jacket	2
	purple clay bead	2
	purple corpsel	6
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	6
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	125
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy briefs	3
	pygmy concertinette	3
	pygmy dart	53
	pygmy nose-bone	2
	pygmy papers	148
	pygmy phone number	2
	pygmy pygment	1
	pygmy spear	2
	pygmy witchhazel	17
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	9
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	16
	queen cookie	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	quirky accordion	1
	Rümpelstiltz	1
	rabbit punch	1
	rack of dinosaur ribs	2
	Rad Lib	1
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
	radiation-resistant helmet	27
	radiator heater shield	4
	radium-flavored potato chips	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow bomb	1
	rainbow crossbow	1
	raisin	3
	ram horns	1
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	3
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	2
	rat appendix kabob	3
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	32
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	1
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratgut	49
	ratini	1
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattler gland	1
	rattler rattle	2
	rave whistle	1
	ravenous eye	4
	ravioli della hippy	2
	ravioli hat	111
	razor-sharp can lid	511
	realistic cap gun	1
	really dense meat stack	13
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	1
	really thick spine	2
	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	red ale	2
	Red Army camouflage kit	3
	red badge	1
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	2
	red book	2
	red box	1
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	5
	red coat	2
	red drunki-bear	3
	Red Dwarf	1
	red eye	3
	red foxglove	1
	red gummi ingot	45
	red letter	1
	red mana	1
	red paisley oyster egg	10
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	1
	red pixel potion	1
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red potion	1
	red red wine	3
	Red Rover BB gun	25
	red rum	1
	red shirt	4
	red shoe	1
	red silk skirt	2
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	35
	red wagon	1
	red-and-green sweater	23
	red-headed corpse	2
	red-hot boilermaker	2
	red-hot poker	1
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	4
	redrum	1
	regret hose	2
	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
	regular-size brogurt	1
	reinforced beaded headband	2
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	remaindered axe	6
	reodorant	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	returned Thinknerd package	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhinoceros horn	8
	rib of the Bonerdagon	16
	ribbon candy	5
	rice bowl	1
	ridiculous cocktail	11
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculously huge sword	2
	right parenthesis	2
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	6
	ring of conflict	1
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	5
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	7
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted duck	14
	roasted marshmallow	9
	rock	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	Rock Pops	139
	rocket fuel	2
	rockfish stomach	3
	rockin' wagon	1
	rocky raccoon	11
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	4
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of toilet paper	42
	roller skate decoy	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roman sadnals	3
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	37
	rook cookie	1
	root beer	1
	rose	1
	rotting barrel	1
	round blue bomb	11
	round green sunglasses	6
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	24
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	1
	rubber gloves	16
	rubber ribcage	3
	rubber spatula	1
	rubber spider	3
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	9
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	15
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
	ruby on canes	4
	ruby W	11
	rum and cola	5
	rum barrel charrrm	28
	Russian Ice	2
	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
	rusty bonesaw	11
	rusty chain necklace	52
	rusty compass	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	5
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal key	1
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty speargun	1
	rusty staff	1
	s'more gun	4
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	11
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	8
	safarrri hat	1
	safety vest	1
	sake bomb	12
	salacious crumbs	1
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	1
	salinated mint julep	1
	salt water taffy	13
	salty dog	1
	salty slug	2
	sand dollar	1
	sandcastle	1
	sandwich of the gods	1
	sangria	11
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	Saturday Night Special	1
	saucepan	240
	Saucepanic	1
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	1
	sausage wonton	2
	savory crossbow	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	65
	sawblade shield	40
	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
	scary death orb	1
	scented massage oil	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	1
	scorpion whip	2
	scotch on the rocks	1
	scrap metal	1
	scrap of shadow	1
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
	screwdiver	2
	screwdriver	3
	screwing pooch	5
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	1
	scroll of pasta summoning	2
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
	scrunchie tourniquet	122
	Scuba Snack	3
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea chaps	2
	sea cowbell	1
	sea cowboy hat	1
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea holster	1
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lace	1
	sea lasso	1
	sea leather	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
	sea salt crystal	1
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	1
	seal tooth	1
	seal-blubber candle	1
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	11
	seal-skull helmet	101
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	2
	sealhide cloak	2
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	2
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	2
	sealhide seal doll	8
	sealhide snare	6
	sealhide whip	1
	seaode	1
	seared dino steak	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	167
	security flashlight	66
	seegar butt	2
	Senior Mints	1
	sensitive poetry journal	3
	serpentine sword	3
	serum of sarcasm	1
	servo-assisted exo-pants	26
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
	sewage-clogged pistol	1
	sewer nuggets	1
	sewer snake	1
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	1
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shadowy seal eye	1
	shaker of dry rub	2
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
	shaking skull	1
	sham champagne	19
	shamanic beads	8
	shamanic ham	8
	shard of double-ice	11
	shark cartilage	1
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	2
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened spoon	1
	shavin' razor	1
	shaving cream	1
	sheet cake	13
	shells a la shellfish	1
	Shield of Icy Fate	3
	shimmering tendrils	8
	shingle	11
	shining goblet	1
	shining halo	1
	shiny butcherknife	5
	shiny gold fronts	1
	shiny hood ornament	1
	shiny ring	144
	shiny stones	2
	shiny tribal beads	97
	shirt kit	2
	Shivering Chèvre	87
	shoo-fish pie	1
	short calculator	1
	short deposition	24
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	short-handled mop	3
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of mescal	17
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	5
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	5
	Shot of the Living Dead	5
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	1
	shredded hellseal hide	9
	shrimp cocktail	1
	shrinking powder	3
	Shrubble Bubble	2
	shuddersword	2
	shuriken salad	14
	silent pea shooter	21
	Silver Bullet beer	1
	silver cheese-slicer	2
	silver cow creamer	1
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	2
	silver shrimp fork	25
	silver tongue charrrm	11
	sinewy crossbow string	2
	Sinful Desires	3
	single atom	55
	single swig of vodka	3
	single-serving herbal stuffing	6
	sinister-looking cat	2
	six pack of Mountain Stream	10
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling seal fat	1
	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	1
	skate blade	1
	skate board	1
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	1
	skelelton spine	269
	skeletal banana	41
	skeletal scabbard	1
	skeleton	1
	skeleton beans	3
	skeleton bone	11
	skeleton key	11
	skeleton quiche	1
	skeleton skis	1
	Sketcherz™	2
	skewer	11
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	Skipper's accordion	1
	skirt / kilt kit	2
	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	18
	Skully's hot chocolate	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	1
	sleaze nuggets	1
	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy hi mein	1
	sleep mask	1
	sleeping wereturtle	3
	sleeve deuce	1
	slice of pizza	211
	slick fish meat	1
	slide rule	4
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	3
	slime convention flyers	3
	slime convention pin	2
	slime convention swag bag	6
	slime convention t-shirt	3
	Slimebite	1
	Slimosa	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	2
	slingshot	67
	slip 'n' slide	1
	Slippery Knob	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
	sludgesicle	1
	slug of rum	1
	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
	small box	1
	small gummi fin	1
	small leather glove	5
	Smart Bone Dust	8
	smart skull	412
	smart watch	1
	smashed danish	1
	smellbook	4
	smelted roe	1
	smiling rat	1
	smirking shrunken head	106
	smoking talon	2
	smoky potion	11
	SMOOCH bracers	1
	SMOOCH breastplate	1
	SMOOCH kneepads	1
	SMOOCH soda	81
	SMOOCH spaulders	1
	smooth mushroom wine	1
	smudge stick	2
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	smut orc keepsake box	1
	smut orc sunglasses	76
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	2
	snake shield	2
	snakebite	1
	snapdragon pistil	9
	snarling wolf shield	3
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	12
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	37
	snorkel	2
	snow berries	1
	snow crab	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	snowboarder pants	1
	soap knife	3
	sock garters	3
	soda water	2
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	11
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
	Sogg-Os	13
	soggy seed packet	1
	soggy used band-aid	1
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	2
	solid gold bowling ball	122
	solid gold pegleg	5
	solid shifting time weirdness	1
	sommelier's towel	8
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
	sorority brain	1
	soul coin	1
	soul doorbell	1
	soul mask	1
	soup-chucks	1
	sour powder	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
	space beast fur hat	1
	space beast fur pants	1
	space beast fur whip	1
	space marine flash grenade	28
	space port	1
	Space Tourist Phaser	1
	Space Tours Tripple	11
	spade necklace	12
	spagecialetti	1
	spaghetti con calaveras	1
	spaghetti cult mask	39
	spaghetti cult rosary	24
	spaghetti with ghost balls	2
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	21
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	28
	spangly mariachi vest	5
	spangly sombrero	8
	spangly unitard	1
	spare neck bolts	4
	spark plug earring	5
	sparking robo-battery	1
	sparkler	1
	special clip: boneburners	1
	special clip: graveburpers	1
	special clip: splatterers	1
	special clip: squelchers	1
	special clip: wailers	1
	specialty ammo bandolier	2
	spectral axe	2
	spectral pickle	1
	spectre scepter	141
	SPF 451 lip balm	3
	sphygmomanometer	1
	spiced rum	1
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jerky stick	4
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	450
	spiked femur	2
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	spinning wheel	1
	spirit blanket	3
	spirit gum	26
	spirit mattress	1
	spirit pillow	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	2
	sponge cake	2
	sponge helmet	2
	spongy shield	1
	spooky alphabet block	1
	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	8
	spooky cosmetics bag	7
	spooky eggnog	1
	spooky eyeliner	9
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	15
	spooky hi mein	1
	spooky lasso	1
	spooky lipstick	1
	spooky lo mein	1
	spooky mushroom	1
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky music box mechanism	1
	spooky nuggets	1
	spooky powder	1
	spooky sap	1
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	221
	spooky sound effects record	1
	spooky staff	1
	spooky stick	11
	spooky stir-fry	1
	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
	spooky wad	1
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
	spoonful of Linguine-Os	8
	spork	1
	spray paint	2
	spring	1
	sprocket	1
	square sponge pants	1
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	11
	squirming egg sac	9
	Staff of the Electric Range	1
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	stale baguette	39
	stalk of asparagus	151
	standard-issue cupcake	1
	staph of homophones	1
	star	1
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	1
	star chart	1
	star crossbow	2
	star hat	2
	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	101
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	1
	Star Spawn	1
	star staff	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	1
	star throwing star	4
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	11
	stealth bomber	2
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
	steampunk potion	39
	steamy ruby	1
	steel sword	1
	steely marble	1
	stench nuggets	1
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	1
	Stephen's lab coat	2
	Stephen's secret formula	3
	stepmom's booze	10
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	2
	stick of "gum"	5
	stick of dynamite	1
	stick-on gnome beard	2
	sticky hand whip	12
	sticky lava globs	1
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	1
	stink-penny	1
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	1
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	220
	stolen meatpouch	5
	stolen necklace	4
	stolen office supplies	11
	stolen sushi	122
	stomach turnover	1
	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	3
	stone frisbee	50
	Stone Golem pebbles	5
	stone of eXtreme power	30
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	strange paste	1
	straw hat	1
	straw pole	6
	strawberry	1
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	35
	strawberry wine	11
	strawberyl	1
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stray chihuahua	6
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
	string of moist beads	1
	Strix stix	46
	strongness elixir	7
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed angry cow	44
	stuffed astral badger	72
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	56
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	110
	stuffed can of asparagus	3
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	41
	stuffed cocoabo	49
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	31
	stuffed dodecapede	3
	stuffed dodo	2
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	44
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	52
	stuffed ghuol whelp	8
	stuffed hand turkey	53
	stuffed key	109
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	52
	stuffed martini	31
	stuffed Meat	121
	stuffed mind flayer	53
	stuffed mink	128
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	151
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed pocketwatch	1
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	54
	stuffed shoulder parrot	6
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	43
	stuffed snowy owl	45
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	37
	stuffed spooky mushroom	12
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	46
	stuffed teddy butler	126
	stuffed tin of caviar	105
	stuffed treasure chest	107
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	61
	stuffed yeti	1
	stuffed zmobie	5
	stuffing	1
	stunt nuts	41
	sturdy cane	70
	sturdy sword hilt	2
	stylish swimsuit	99
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	succulent marrow	1
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	3
	sucker tachi	2
	suede shortsword	2
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar bunny	1
	Sugar Cog	12
	sugar-coated pine cone	8
	suggestive strozzapreti	1
	sun-dried tofu	1
	sunken chest	83
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	10
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
	super-absorbent tarp	13
	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	56
	super-strong air freshener	2
	superamplified boom box	3
	superheated fudge	1
	superheated metal	1
	Supernova Champagne	36
	supportive bra	2
	Suppurating Sinner	1
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	2
	surgical tape	5
	suspicious-looking fedora	2
	Swabbie™ swab	28
	swamp lolly	7
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweat socks	4
	sweatband	1
	sweet mochi ball	10
	sweet ninja sword	2
	sweet rims	2
	sweet roll Alabama	11
	sweet tooth	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	swirling mushroom wine	1
	swirly potion	10
	Swizzler	139
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	2
	Sword of Dark Omens	13
	sword of static	1
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic marrow	30
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	30
	t8r tots	16
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	118
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	127
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	134
	taco shell	101
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Take Eleven Bar	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	5
	tangarita	1
	tangarita with a fly in it	3
	tangerine	1
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangle of rat tails	18
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	10
	tankard of ale	168
	tap shoes	1
	tarnished tastevin	5
	tarrrnish charrrm	5
	tassel	6
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	184
	tasty tart	1
	tattered scrap of paper	9
	tawdry amethyst	1
	tea for one	32
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	79
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
	teflon ore	1
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	1
	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	temporary tribal tattoo	51
	temporary yak tattoo	1
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura air	1
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	2
	tennis ball	1
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	20
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	15
	Texas tea	1
	that gum you like	8
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	11
	The Bomb	3
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	The Emperor's new hat	1
	the funk	22
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	4
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
	the most dangerous bait	2
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Ring	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Sword in the Steak	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	4
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	They liver	1
	They liver popsicle	1
	thin black candle	1
	thin gold wire	1
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	39
	third-hand lantern	1
	third-hand nunchaku	6
	This Charming Flan	1
	thistle wine	7
	Thorny Toad trading card	2
	thought balloon	1
	three-legged pants	11
	three-tiered wedding cake	2
	throbbing organ pie	1
	throwing candy	63
	throwing fork	14
	throwing knife	1
	throwing spoon	1
	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	8
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	27
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	5
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	22
	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	9
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	49
	tighty whiteys	1
	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
	time halo	1
	tin of submardines	2
	tiny barrel	4
	tiny black hole	6
	tiny bowler	4
	tiny canopic jar	15
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny dancer	1
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	7
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	8
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	4
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	10
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	6
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	7
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	12
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	12
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	10
	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	9
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	12
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	4
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	5
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	8
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	15
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	6
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	15
	tiny fly glasses	3
	tiny house	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	5
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	2
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tip jar	5
	tires	1
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	toast	8
	toasted brie	1
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	tofu casserole	3
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	21
	tofurkey leg	20
	tofurkey nugget	2
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	1
	tomato daiquiri	41
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomato soup poster	3
	tomb ratchet	2
	tommy gun	3
	tongue depressor	1
	tonic djinn	6
	tonic water	1
	too legit potion	1
	tooth	1
	topiary skunk	1
	torn hellseal sinew	5
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tourmalime	1
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	123
	toxo	1
	toy accordion	3
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy taijijian	5
	transdermal smoke patch	1
	transporter transponder	1
	Transylvania Sling	1
	triad summoning scroll	34
	triggerfingerbone	1
	trilobite fossil	7
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
	troll britches	2
	Trollhouse cookies	28
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
	tropical orchid	1
	tropical swill	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	4
	troutpiece	2
	true grit	9
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	7
	tube of herbal ointment	1
	tube sock	4
	Tuesday's ruby	12
	tulip	4
	tuning fork	1
	turkish mostaccioli	1
	turtle mud	2
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	1
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
	turtle-shaped rock	3
	turtlemail bits	1
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	twinkly nuggets	1
	twinkly powder	1
	twinkly wad	1
	twist of lime	1
	twisted piece of wire	1
	twisted-up wet towel	4
	twitching claw	3
	twitching trigger finger	2
	two-handed depthsword	2
	Typical Tavern swill	348
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	ultrafondue	2
	una poca de gracia	12
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	65
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
	uncooked chorizo	36
	underwater slingshot	1
	unearthly onyx	1
	unflavored wine cooler	1
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unholy water	9
	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
	unidentified jerky	156
	uninteresting mayolus	3
	union scalemail pants	3
	unnamed cocktail	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unquiet spirits	78
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	6
	unrequired jacket	2
	unrolling pin	1
	unsanitized scalpel	2
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unstable DNA	1
	unstable quark	2
	untamable turtle	7
	unused soap	2
	unused walkie-talkie	23
	unusual disco ball	11
	Ur-Donut	1
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
	urinal cake	3
	used beer	1
	useless powder	244
	UV monocular	3
	Valentine	1
	valuable coin	1
	valuable trinket	57
	vampire chowder	31
	vampire collar	2
	vampire glitter	4
	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	8
	velcro boots	1
	velcro broadsword	1
	velcro ore	2
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	21
	very hot lunch	1
	very overdue library book	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of blood simple syrup	1
	vial of holy water	54
	vial of swamp vapors	4
	vial of The Glistening	6
	vibrating mushroom	1
	viking helmet	1
	vinegar	2
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	55
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
	violent pastilles	1
	viscous lava globs	1
	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
	Vivian's Vitamin	1
	vodka and cranberry	1
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
	volleyball	1
	voodoo glowskull	64
	vorpal blade	2
	votive candle	2
	VYKEA dowel	1
	VYKEA hex key	1
	VYKEA mead	1
	VYKEA meatballs	1
	VYKEA plank	1
	VYKEA rail	1
	VYKEA woadpaint	1
	wad of dough	1
	wad of tofu	1
	Wal-Mart gift certificate	1
	walrus ice cream	1
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	29
	wand of pigification	1
	war tongs	3
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	3
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	28
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	10
	warbear blizzard mead	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	9
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear drone assembler	2
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear empathy chip	9
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	6
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear gyro	2
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear laser beacon	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	66
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	16
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	12
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	13
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	20
	warbear soda machine assembler	3
	warbear superpotion	2
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear wardance potion	30
	warbear warrior bread	1
	warbear whosit	1
	warehouse clerk's glasses	3
	warehouse walkie-talkie	3
	warm mushroom	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	8
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	water pipe bomb	37
	water purification pills	655
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	11
	Wax Flask	5
	wax hat	2
	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	176
	weathered barrel	1
	weighted paperclip chain	5
	weird gazelle steak	1
	weremoose spit	1
	Wet Russian	6
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	11
	whalebone corset	2
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	3
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
	whimpering willow bark	18
	whip kit	2
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey in a broken glass	48
	whiskey sour	1
	white balloon	5
	white belt	1
	white blood cells	7
	white Canadian	2
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
	white chocolate chip brownies	2
	white chocolate chip cookies	4
	white chocolate chips	78
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	17
	White Citadel burger	2
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	6
	white collar	1
	White Dragon Fang	1
	white elephant gift	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	1
	white picket fence	2
	white pixel	1
	white rice	1
	white satin pants	1
	white satin shield	1
	white snake skin	50
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	1
	white tulip	1
	white whip	1
	white wine	8
	white Xanadian	5
	whole roasted chicken	2
	whole turkey leg	3
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
	wicker shield	3
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willyweed	1
	wind-up meatcar	48
	wind-up navigation droid	2
	wind-up owl	1
	wind-up spider	1
	wind-up vampire teeth	1
	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
	windchimes	12
	wine spritzer	1
	wine-soaked bone chips	3
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
	witch wart	6
	witch's bread	6
	witch's brew	9
	witty rapier	2
	woim	1
	wok lobster	1
	wolf mask	3
	wonderwall shield	5
	wood screw	3
	wooden axe	3
	wooden figurine	1
	wooden salad bowl	2
	wooden spoon	1
	wooden stakes	1
	wool hat	56
	wool sock	4
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	world's smallest violin	3
	worn tophat	2
	worst candy	1
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	worthless trinket	2
	woven baling wire bracelets	7
	wreath of laurels	3
	wrench bracelet	31
	wristwatch of the white knight	2
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wussiness potion	1
	X-37 gun	5
	x-ray mirror	4
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	8
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4
	Ye Olde Meade	34
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	6
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow drunki-bear	3
	yellow gummi ingot	23
	yellow matter custard	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
	yellow pixel potion	2
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
	yeti fur	3
	yohohoyo	2
	yummy death watch beetle	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	1
	Z-Bone steak	2
	Ze™ goggles	108
	Zim Merman's guitar	3
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	1
	zombie	2
	zombie hollandaise	26
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1