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Display Case for Unconventionable (#2252632)
This player is ranked #782 for Most Total Items with a total of 195,125 items.
This player is ranked #239 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,164 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Unconventionable (#2252632)
This player has 3,164 unique items and 195,125 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 99
"KICK ME" sign 163
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
1,970 carat gold 1
11-leaf clover 11
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 143
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 11
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 11
4-dimensional guitar 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 8
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 3
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable blubber 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
acceptable bagel 6
accidental cider 99
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 139
actual tapas 779
adder bladder 1
Aerheads 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 4
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 3
agua de vida 99
airblaster gun 2
alabaster knight 1
Alewife™ Ale 99
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 11
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 8
alphabet gum 1
Ambitious Turkey 99
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 17
amok pudding 6
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 3
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 2
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 3
ancient protein powder 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
angry agate 11
Angry Farmer candy 10,294
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anti-pain cream 1
antimatter wad 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
armgun 1
armored prawn 1
Arrow (+1) 17
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 99
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 1
astral mushroom 1
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autumn breeze 11
autumn dollar 11
autumn leaf 11
autumn years wisdom 11
autumn-spice donut 1,600
AutumnFest ale 99
autumnic balm 1
awful poetry journal 36
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby killer bee 5
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1,442
baconstone 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 2
bag of foreign bribes 3
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 3,000
bag of lard 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 6
bag of W&Ws 11
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 15
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
bananagate 27
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
bar of freeze-dried water 6
bar skin 1
bark rootbeer 99
barnacled barrel 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
barrel beryl 4
barrel cracker 22
barrel gun 2
barrel pickle 35
barrel-aged martini 99
barrrnacle 5
Barulio's bottle 99
basaltamander tongue 3
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 2
bat wing 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 25
batblade 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 4
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beard incense 39
beastly paste 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 2
beaver punch (papaya) 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 1
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 24
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 16
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 7
berries of suffering 3
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 1
big hot pepper 83
big red clown nose 1
big rock 23
big tun 1
bilge wine 15
Bit O' Ectoplasm 10
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cloak 5
black Crimbo ball 3
black eye shadow 52
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 34
black magic powder 1
black mana 11
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 8
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 5
black polka-dot oyster egg 8
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 1
black tear 3
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 99
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 99
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 99
blended frozen swill 11
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blob of acid 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood and blood 23
blood of the Wereseal 99
blood-drive sticker 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 5
blue grass 1
blue mana 11
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 15
blue rocket 4
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue tulip 24
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 99
boiling hot cocoa 2
bolder boulder 1
bone abacus 13
bone bons 12
bone broth 1
bone chips 1
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 7
booze bindle 5
booze-soaked cherry 2
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 11
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 99
bottle of Amontillado 99
bottle of antifreeze 36
bottle of Bloodweiser 3
bottle of bubbles 99
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 99
bottle of cooking sherry 99
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 99
bottle of drinkin' gas 12
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of fire 99
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 15
bottle of fruity "wine" 99
bottle of gin 99
bottle of goofballs 3
bottle of Greedy Dog 4
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 194
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 99
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 99
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 99
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 99
bottle of Pinot Renoir 99
bottle of pirate juice 99
bottle of popskull 99
bottle of Professor Beer 36
bottle of Race Car Red 2
bottle of Rapier Witbier 84
bottle of realpagne 99
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 25
bottle of rum 99
bottle of sake 99
bottle of sea wine 99
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of tequila 99
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 28
bottle of vodka 99
bottle of whiskey 99
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled day 2
boulder 1
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 237
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mummy guts 3
bowl of prescription candy 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 11
box of sunshine 76
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 133
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
brass abacus 3
brass gear 1,019
bread line 3
bread man 1
bread pie 24
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 5
breakfast mess 3
brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO reactor 19
BRICKO turtle 1
brigand brittle 75
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 11
brown paper pants 7
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 11
BUBBLE GUM 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 100
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 100
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 5
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 5
bugbear purification pill 11
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 2
bunch of square grapes 1
buoybottoms 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 2
bus pass 1
Bustle Hustler 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cabooze 9
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calle de miel 1
Camp Scout pup tent 6
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 11
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of sardines 11
can of spinach 1
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 7
candied yams 2
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy chalk 1
candy cigarette 1
candy crayons 1
candy skeleton 23
candy stake 27
cannonball charrrm 6
canopic jar 1
cap gun 36
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carrot cake 1
carrot cake precipice bar 11
carrot claret 99
carrot nose 11
carton of gaspers 15
carton of rotten eggs 11
carton of snake milk 24
cartoon heart 1
cashew 2
cast 1
catfish whiskers 2
catsup 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 1
chakra malt 2
chakra sludge 35
Champagne Shimmy 3
chaos butterfly 3,330
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 1
Charity's choker 1
Charleston Choo-Choo 2
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 4
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 70
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 2
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
chewable paper 50
chewing gum on a string 3
children of the candy corn 36
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 6
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 5
chocolate box 1
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 109
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 12
chocolate saucepan 21
chocolate seal-clubbing club 33
chocolate stolen accordion 42
chocolate turtle totem 13
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocomotive 4
chopsticks 12
chorizo taco 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 4
Chroner 1,440
chunk of hot iron 4
chunk of rock salt 1
cigar box turtle 3
cinnamon machine oil 24
cinnamon troll doll 1
classy monkey 1
clay peace-sign bead 3
clear Russian 99
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
cloning kit 6
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
club necklace 19
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 11
clutch of dodecapede eggs 11
coal dust 11
coal shovel 4
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 150
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa chondrule 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Coinspiracy 12
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold mashed potatoes 11
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 99
collection of tiny spooky objects 11
cologne of contempt 29
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
Comet Drop 39
Comet Pop 33
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 21
concentrated garbage juice 20
concentrated magicalness pill 2
concoction of clumsiness 99
confiscated cell phone 75
confiscated comic book 75
confiscated love note 328
confusing LED clock 11
conjured ice cream 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
Cookbook of the Damned 4
cookie cookie 2
cool cat elixir 1
cool mint precipice bar 11
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 7
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
cordial of concentration 11
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 6
cornucopia 1
cornuthaum 1
Corpse Island iced tea 31
corpse on the beach 40
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 34
corpsetini 39
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 1
cosmetic football 1
costume sword 1
cottage 63
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 3
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
crappy waiter disguise 32
crate of firebombs 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy hobo notebook 2
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 99
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 2
creepy nursery rhyme 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
Crimbo candied pecan 100
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 43
Crimbo cookie sheet 1
Crimbo dinner 34
Crimbo food scraps 136
Crimbo fudge 100
Crimbo peppermint bark 100
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo train emergency brake 21
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbosmopolitan 46
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 400
Crimbuck 102
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 99
crystal Crimbo goblet 25
crystal Crimbo platter 25
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 6
CSA bravery badge 6
CSA cheerfulness ration 99
CSA discount card 6
CSA fire-starting kit 6
CSA obedience grenade 6
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 99
cubic zirconia 125
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cuppa Chari tea 1
cuppa Craft tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 1
cuppa Toast tea 1
cuppa Voraci tea 1
curmudgel 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
custard pie 7
cute mushroom 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
D roll 11
d12 13,343
d20 1
Dad's brandy 99
Daffy Taffy 2
damp bar rag 29
dance card 1
dancing fan 21
dangerous jerkcicle 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark potion 1
das boot 1
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 1
dead guy's watch 1
dead lights pie 3
death blossom 2
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decomposed boot 1
decorative fountain 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 1
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious swamp muck 1
demon skin 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim jacket 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 6
dented spoon 440
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
deviled egg 11
devilish folio 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 20
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dieting pill 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dinner roll 11
Dinsey Whinskey 41
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
dirty rigging rope 13
disassembled clover 2,800
disbelief suspenders 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
disco ball 24
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco mask 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 2
dishrag 2
disintegrating barrel 5
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 99
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 8
Divine 1
divine blowout 2
divine champagne flute 5
divine noisemaker 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 11
Doc's Fortifying Wine 99
Doc's Limbering Wine 99
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 21
Doc's Smartifying Wine 99
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 30
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dorky glasses 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 3
double-ice britches 1
double-ice gum 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 16
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 141
drink chit 1
drinks tray 17
dripping meat sword 1
drippy orb 2
drippy plum(?) 1
drive-by shooting 5
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 3
drop of water-37 1
droppable microphone 1
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
dry cleaning receipt 6
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
dubious peppermint 33
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 4
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
Duskwalker fangs 4
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty barrel 3
dusty bottle of Marsala 99
dusty bottle of Merlot 99
dusty bottle of Muscat 99
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 99
dusty bottle of Port 99
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 99
dwarf bread 1
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Earth and Firewater 2
Eau de Guaneau 99
ectoplasm au jus 99
ectoplasmic orbs 11
Effermint™ tablets 11
effervescent potion 1
eggbeater 2
eggnog 1
eggwater 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
elderly jawbreaker 27
eldritch dough 1
eldritch effluvium 262
eldritch elixir 2
eldritch oil 1
electric copperhead potion 1
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric pants 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronics kit 1
elegant nightstick 1
elemental caipiroska 99
elemental sugarcube 274
elephant stinger 1
eleven-foot pole 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elf Guard MPC 2,300
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
elven hardtack 1
elven squeeze 4
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 1
embezzler's oil 6
emergency glowstick 11
emergency margarita 4
empty lava bottle 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
Enchanted Plunger 1
energized spores 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 19
enormous hoop earring 6
Ent cider 3
epic wad 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic jungle fruit 4
exotic travel brochure 3
expensive camera 5
expensive champagne 1
expired MRE 11
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-flat panini 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 99
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely confusing manual 8
extremely slippery nipple 2
Extrovermectin™ 1
eye of newt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 3
fabric softener 1
facsimile dictionary 4
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 99
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 99
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beer bottle 99
fancy beer label 11
fancy chocolate sculpture 1
fancy opera glasses 6
fancy tin beer can 11
Fantasma en la Máquina 6
fat loot token 1
fat wallet 23
FDKOL commendation 59
FDKOL hotcakes 2
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fetid feather 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
figurine of a cold seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filthy child leash 9
filthy corduroys 1
filthy hippy poncho 4
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 3
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 1
fine wine 99
finger cymbals 3
finger exerciser 11
fire flower 2
fire poi 1
fire-roasted lake trout 1
firemilk 1
fireproof megaphone 1
fish sauce 1
fish-liver oil 1
fishelada 1
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 5
Five Second Energy™ 1
fizzing spore pod 2
fizzy potion 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 1
Flaming Knob 1
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 10
flaming talons 1
flapper fly 1
flaregun 1
flask flops 1
flask of baconstone juice 99
flask of hamethyst juice 76
flask of moonshine 1
flask of porquoise juice 32
flask of rainwater 28
flask of tainted mining oil 2
Flaskfull of Hollow 99
flat cider 5
flat mushroom wine 9
flavorless gruel 11
flayed mind 8
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
Fleshazole™ 1
fleshy putty 6
flimsy clipboard 1
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pie man was not meant to eat 557
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pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
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pointy mushroom wine 99
poisonsettia 11
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