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Display Case for aenimus (#2273519)

This player is ranked #538 for Most Total Items with a total of 303,000 items.
This player is ranked #149 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,051 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Piglets of Fate.

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aenimus (#2273519)

This player has 4,051 unique items and 303,000 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1,042
	"KICK ME" sign	116
	Überraschthexengebräu	2
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
	1-ball	74
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
	2-ball	76
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	80
	30669 scroll	197
	33398 scroll	98
	334 scroll	8
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	314
	4-ball	75
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	18
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-ball	83
	6-ball	78
	64067 scroll	21
	668 scroll	34
	7-ball	69
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
	8-ball	381
	8-billed baseball cap	6
	8-bit banana	5
	a butt tuba	39
	A Guide to Safari	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	70
	a little sump'm sump'm	402
	A muse-bouche	3
	abominable blubber	8
	abominable snowcone	110
	abstraction: action	63
	abstraction: category	43
	abstraction: certainty	58
	abstraction: joy	34
	abstraction: motion	90
	abstraction: perception	91
	abstraction: purpose	64
	abstraction: sensation	53
	abstraction: thought	49
	acceptable bagel	7
	acceptable mayolus	3
	accidental cider	29
	accord ion	14
	Accordion of Jordion	3
	accordionoid rocca	10
	acid-squirting flower	26
	acoustic guitarrr	47
	actual reality goggles	106
	actual tapas	28
	adder	193
	adder bladder	84
	Admiral's hat	1
	aerated diving helmet	4
	Afternoon Delight	26
	Aggressive Carrot	5
	Agitated Turkey	4
	airblaster gun	179
	alarm accordion	2
	Alewife™ Ale	16
	Alice's Army Alchemist	18
	Alice's Army Bowman	9
	Alice's Army Cleric	3
	Alice's Army Coward	7
	Alice's Army Dervish	4
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	12
	Alice's Army Halberder	10
	Alice's Army Hammerman	8
	Alice's Army Horseman	4
	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	14
	Alice's Army Martyr	5
	Alice's Army Ninja	11
	Alice's Army Nurse	12
	Alice's Army Page	12
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	12
	Alice's Army Sniper	4
	Alice's Army Spearsman	13
	Alice's Army Swordsman	16
	Alice's Army Wallman	9
	alien autoautopsy kit	13
	alien drugs	3
	alien hologram projector	3
	alien source code printout (used)	2
	all-purpose cleaner	121
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	52
	alphabet gum	5
	amber aviator shades	1
	Amnesiac Ale	3
	amok pudding	2
	amok putter	2
	amulet of extreme plot significance	104
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	4
	ancient frozen dinner	19
	ancient ice cream scoop	29
	ancient Magi-Wipes	36
	ancient medicinal herbs	8
	ancient poisoned dart	32
	Ancient Protector Soda	6
	ancient protein powder	62
	Ancient Saucehelm	6
	ancient spice	5
	ancient stone fist	8
	ancient stone head	2
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
	anemone nematocyst	2
	anemone sauce	3
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	Angry Farmer candy	2,890
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
	animal part cracker	1
	anise-flavored venom	3
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	ankleweights	3
	anniversary gift box	8
	annoying pitchfork	7
	ant agonist	99
	ant hoe	5
	ant pick	4
	ant pitchfork	5
	ant rake	5
	ant sickle	5
	anticheese	177
	antique accordion	70
	antique greaves	17
	antique hand mirror	8
	antique helmet	25
	antique machete	39
	antique packet of ketchup	25
	antique shield	12
	antique spear	17
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	armgun	55
	armored prawn	3
	arrowgram	88
	arrrgyle socks	14
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	44
	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
	artisanal limoncello	29
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	4
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos thermos	13
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	5
	asparagus knife	56
	asparagus lo mein	8
	asparagus stir-fry	2
	assassin's cheese knife	1
	asshat	10
	astral mushroom	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	attorney's badge	74
	Aura Libre	7
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	9
	awful poetry journal	1,889
	Aye Aye	2
	Aye Aye, Captain	2
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
	baby bark scorpion	2
	baby killer bee	31
	backwoods screwdriver	40
	BACON	7,948
	baconstone	4
	baconstone earring	1
	bad vibroknife	1
	badass belt	64
	badass pie	16
	badge of authority	3
	bag of Cheat-Os	4
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	326
	bag of GORP	478
	bag of gross foreign snacks	2,375
	bag of many confections	31
	bag of park garbage	1,494
	bag of pygmy blood	34
	bag of QWOP	55
	bag of random words	17
	bag of W&Ws	30
	baggie of powdered sugar	1,000
	baked stuffing	1
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	1
	balanced antler	1
	ballast turtle	2
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	3
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballroom blintz	51
	baloney rotgut	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	19
	banana cream pie	1
	banana peel	14
	banana spritzer	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
	Bangyomaman battle juice	12
	banjo kazoo mount	3
	baobab sap	1
	barbed-wire fence	150
	bargain flash powder	11
	baritone accordion	13
	bark rootbeer	10
	barnacled barrel	237
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel cracker	18
	barrel gun	50
	barrel pickle	13
	barrel-aged martini	213
	barrrnacle	42
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	34
	basaltamander tongue	10
	baseball	25
	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	2
	basic meat spork	2
	bat guano	115
	bat haggis	4
	bat wing	158
	bat wing kabob	2
	bat wing stir-fry	4
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	batarang	7
	batblade	44
	batgut	209
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	battery-powered drill	2
	Battlie Light Saver	36
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	26
	beach glass bead	18
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	48
	beanbag chair	1
	bear claw	20
	beard incense	34
	beastly paste	2
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beaver spear	2
	bed of coals	1
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	14
	beer basted brat	4
	beer bomb	198
	beer bong	11
	beer helmet	98
	beer lens	9
	beer-a-pult	2
	beer-battered accordion	9
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	4
	beertini	3
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	begpwnia	1
	Beignet Milgranet	3
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	25
	bejeweled pledge pin	69
	bellhop bell	5
	bellhop's hat	3
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	75
	bent scrap metal	7
	berries of suffering	22
	berry-infused sake	3
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	BGE merchandise order form	6
	big bass drum	21
	big boom	4
	big dribbly candle	1
	Big Punk	1
	big red clown nose	53
	big rock	1
	big slimy cyst	4
	big stick	2
	big tun	277
	bilge wine	55
	bird rib	12
	birdbone corset	6
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	111
	BitterSweetTarts	233
	black & tan	14
	black blade	346
	Black Body™ spray	4
	black BRICKO brick	2
	black candy heart	1
	black cloak	13
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	44
	black eyedrops	9
	black facepaint	18
	black forest cake	7
	black forest ham	14
	black friar's tonsure	25
	black gold	5
	black greaves	8
	black helmet	6
	black kettle drum	25
	black label	30
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	31
	Black No. 2	66
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	4
	black pepper	6
	black picnic basket	36
	black pixel	17
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	77
	black sheepskin diploma	6
	black shield	12
	black snake skin	40
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	8
	black sword	8
	black tear	4
	black-and-blue light	651
	blackberry	58
	blackberry galoshes	23
	blackberry polite	19
	Blackfly Chardonnay	10
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blended frozen swill	5
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	Bling of the New Wave	6
	blob of acid	10
	blob of Alphredo™	9
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	blood and blood	9
	Blood Light	1
	blood of the Wereseal	11
	blood-red mushroom wine	4
	Bloodbath	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	24
	bloodstain stick	53
	bloody beer	7
	bloody clown pants	60
	Bloody Nora	1
	blowdart	10
	blue grass	5
	blue lava globs	1
	blue oyster badge	752
	blue pixel	63
	blue pixel potion	4
	blue plasma ball	678
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
	blue potion	4
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	4
	boilermaker	3
	boiling seal blood	11
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
	bone abacus	57
	bone bandoneon	11
	bone bons	2
	bone flute	80
	bone rattle	9
	bone spurs	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	41
	booby trap	2
	book of matches	48
	BOOterfinger	2
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	19
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze mailing list	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	26
	Boris's key lime pie	10
	Boss Bat bling	6
	Boss Bat britches	49
	bottle of alcohol	45
	bottle of Amontillado	209
	bottle of antifreeze	8
	bottle of black cat tonic	6
	bottle of bubbles	5
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	23
	bottle of cooking sherry	26
	bottle of Definit	84
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	15
	bottle of drinkin' gas	6
	bottle of Evermore	2
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	127
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	4
	bottle of goofballs	7
	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
	bottle of gregnadigne	9
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	44
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	2
	bottle of laundry sherry	39
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	118
	bottle of lighter fluid	86
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	103
	bottle of Mystic Shell	9
	bottle of norwhiskey	1
	bottle of Old Pugilist	2
	bottle of Ooze-O	5
	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	14
	bottle of popskull	31
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Race Car Red	2
	bottle of realpagne	8
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	7
	bottle of sake	16
	bottle of sewage schnapps	9
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of wine	6
	bottle opener belt buckle	16
	bottled day	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	boulder	1
	Boulevardier cocktail	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	177
	bowl of eyeballs	117
	bowl of fishysoisse	2
	bowl of Jeal-O	143
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of maggots	106
	bowl of mummy guts	118
	bowl of petunias	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	3
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
	box	173
	box of Dweebs	22
	box of Familiar Jacks	2
	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
	box of hammers	1
	box of sunshine	50
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	19
	boxed wine	33
	boxing glove	11
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6
	brains casserole	7
	Bram's choker	7
	brand new key	1
	brass bung spigot	1
	brass dorsal fin	3
	brass gear	107
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread line	4
	bread roll	2
	breadchucks	2
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
	breakfast mess	405
	breakfast miracle	2
	breath mint	57
	brick	3
	BRICKO bat	3
	BRICKO brick	58
	BRICKO bulwark	8
	BRICKO egg	3
	BRICKO eye brick	220
	BRICKO hat	2
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	4
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	16
	BRICKO pearl	12
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	23
	BRICKO stud	7
	BRICKO sword	2
	BRICKO trunk	4
	BRICKO turtle	3
	briefcase	104
	brigand brittle	320
	Bright Water	2
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken BRICKO brick	29
	broken clock	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	44
	broken skull	47
	broken sword	16
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	2
	bronze polish	3
	bronzed locust	102
	BROS Energy Drink	29
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	51
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown sugar cane	26
	browser cookie	201
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubblegum heart	14
	bubblewrap ore	18
	bubblin' chemistry solution	13
	bubblin' crude	55
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	84
	bucket of fish juice	21
	bucket of honey	27
	bucket of wine	778
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	35
	bugbear beanie	62
	bugbear bungguard	35
	bugbear purification pill	17
	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
	bugged balaclava	31
	bugged beanie	2
	bull blubber	5
	bullet-proof corduroys	346
	bum cheek	2,100
	bunch of square grapes	6
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	2
	bunny liver	8
	buoybottoms	21
	burnt snowpants	5
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Knob	2
	button rouge	3
	buzzard feather	24
	buzzing mushroom wine	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	17
	C.H.U.M. chum	2
	C.H.U.M. knife	4
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	120
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	3
	calavera concertina	2
	calle de miel	5
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	422
	can cannon	2
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	23
	can of black paint	9
	can of Brütalbräu	2
	can of depilatory cream	3
	can of drain cleaner	15
	can of Drooling Monk	3
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	7
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	15
	can of sardines	188
	can of sterno	5
	can of Swiller	7
	can of the cheapest beer	2
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	27
	Candicaine	3
	candied bolts	2
	candied kobold	2
	candied nuts	1
	candied pecan	3
	candied sweet potatoes	2
	candied yams	30
	Candy Alexander	4
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	3
	candy carrot	4
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	35
	candy knife	4
	candy mailing list	1
	candy mountain oyster	2
	candy necktie	1
	candy stake	2
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	13
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	104
	cap gun	163
	captured boozles	9
	carbonated soy milk	180
	carbonated water lily	14
	cardboard katana	4
	cardboard ore	18
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	32
	caret	1
	carob brownies	6
	carob chunk cookies	5
	carob chunk noodles	2
	Carpathian longsword	8
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	3
	carrot nose	118
	carrot-on-a-stick	1
	carton of rotten eggs	16
	cartoon heart	15
	casino pass	10
	cast	223
	cat appendix	37
	catgut	60
	catgut taco	3
	catsup	1
	Cement Mixer	3
	censored can label	1
	centipede eggs	111
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	Chakra Libre	6
	charisma potion	11
	Charity's choker	3
	charming flute	36
	cheap Chinese beer	5
	cheap cigar butt	92
	cheap plastic blowgun	5
	cheap studded belt	688
	cheap sunglasses	639
	cheezburger	4
	chef's hat	144
	cherry	57
	cherry pie	6
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
	chewable paper	98
	chicle de salchicha	8
	child-sized dracula cloak	4
	chintzy saucepan earring	3
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	73
	chiptune guitar	3
	chlorine crystal	2
	Choco-Mint patty	10
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate disco ball	2
	chocolate filthy lucre	25
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	2
	chocolate saucepan	3
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	chocotini	2
	chopsticks	16
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	30
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	chunk of hot iron	6
	chunk of rock salt	31
	cigar box turtle	7
	cigarette lighter	994
	cinnamon cannoli	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
	citrus-infused sake	2
	classy monkey	7
	clay peace-sign bead	19
	Claybender glasses	13
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	669
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	36
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	12
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	cloudy potion	48
	clove-flavored lip balm	79
	clown shoes	23
	clown skin	62
	clown wig	4
	clownskin belt	2
	clownskin buckler	1
	club necklace	11
	clumsiness bark	47
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	18
	coal contact lenses	1
	coal dust	16
	coal shovel	3
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	17
	cocktail mushroom	4
	cocktail napkin	115
	cocktail onion	33
	cocoa egg	23
	cocoa eggshell fragment	238
	coconut shell	2,066
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	53
	coffee pixie stick	5
	coffin lid	12
	cog	35
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coily™	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	3
	cold hi mein	30
	Cold Hots candy	121
	cold mashed potatoes	147
	cold ninja mask	21
	cold nuggets	21
	Cold One	472
	cold seal sweat	31
	cold water bottle	7
	cold-filtered water	2
	collapsible baton	9
	cologne of contempt	16
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	20
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colorful toad	94
	comb jelly	5
	combat fan	2
	Comet Pop	36
	commemorative war stein	63
	communal gobstopper	2
	communications windchimes	329
	complex mushroom wine	3
	compression stocking	30
	concentrated cordial of concentration	9
	concentrated garbage juice	7
	concentrated magicalness pill	45
	concoction of clumsiness	11
	confiscated cell phone	200
	confiscated comic book	202
	confiscated love note	179
	confusing LED clock	273
	conjured ice cream	3
	consolation ribbon	2
	container of Spooky Putty	1
	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
	cookie cookie	6
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
	cool cat claw	3
	cool cat elixir	2
	cool mushroom	6
	cool mushroom casserole	3
	cool mushroom wine	3
	cool spore pod	7
	cool whip	56
	cop dollar	4,636
	copper ha'penny charrrm	27
	cordial of concentration	30
	corn holder	18
	corncob pipe	9
	cornuthaum	73
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	8
	corpse on the beach	22
	corpsebite	4
	corpsedriver	10
	corpsetini	10
	correction fluid	1
	corrupted marrow	6
	costume sword	22
	cottage	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	2
	cotton candy plug	2
	cow poker	32
	crêepy mask	367
	cracker	2
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
	cranberries	140
	cranberry cordial	20
	cranberry cylinder	2
	crappy brain	4
	crappy waiter disguise	37
	crate of firebombs	20
	crate of fish meat	1
	crazy hobo notebook	13
	crazy little Turkish delight	15
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	57
	creamsicle	62
	creepy doll head	3
	creepy ginger ale	18
	creepy nursery rhyme	19
	creepy voice box	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	225
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	43
	Crimbo Credit	1
	Crimbo fudge	91
	Crimbo peppermint bark	76
	Crimbo pie	12
	Crimbo salad	4
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
	Crimbuck	245
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	5
	crowbarrr	15
	Crown of the Goblin King	9
	crude crudités	5
	crude voodoo doll	28
	crudles	3
	cruelty-free wine	3
	crusty hula hoop	4
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	2
	crystal skull	879
	crystalline light bulb	1
	CSA bravery badge	255
	CSA cheerfulness ration	132
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA obedience grenade	353
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	353
	cube of billiard chalk	17
	cubic zirconia	6
	cup of hickory chicory	10
	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of primitive beer	82
	cupcake-in-a-cup	4
	cuppa Irritabili tea	1
	cuppa Nas tea	1
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	13
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	2
	Cursed Punch	6
	cursed ring finger ring	1
	custard pie	4
	custom avatar form	1
	cute mushroom	3
	cyber-mattock	4
	cyclops eyedrops	117
	cylindrical mold	133
	D roll	100
	d12	12
	d20	1
	Daffy Taffy	5
	daily dungeon malware	1
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
	dance card	84
	dancing fan	10
	dangerous jerkcicle	15
	Dark & Starry	2
	dark potion	61
	day-old beer	4
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	30
	dead lights pie	6
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	5
	decaying goldfish liver	79
	decent brain	3
	decomposed boot	229
	decorative fountain	14
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	118
	dehydrated caviar	74
	delectable fire ant	5
	delicious candy	39
	delicious noodles	26
	delicious salad	14
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious star salad	3
	delicious stinkbug	50
	deluxe layer cake	3
	demon-horned hat	2
	demonic surgical gloves	1
	demonskin trousers	2
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dented harmonica	87
	dented spoon	154
	deodorant	32
	desiccated apricot	83
	designer handbag	17
	desktop zen garden	2
	detective roscoe	1
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	2
	devil hair pasta	2
	devil-summoning hat	2
	deviled egg	93
	devilish folio	6
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	2
	diamond necklace	8
	diamond-studded cane	20
	diamondback skin	1
	didgeridooka	167
	digital key lime	29
	digital key lime pie	19
	diluted makeup	162
	dingy planks	1
	dinner roll	197
	Dinsey face paint	1
	dire fudgesicle	21
	dirty bottlecap	1
	dirty hobo gloves	254
	dirty rigging rope	10
	disbelief suspenders	2
	discarded button	2
	discarded swimming trunks	41
	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
	disco ball	160
	Disco Banjo	7
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	2
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
	disco mask	167
	discocktail	7
	disease	105
	disembodied brain	25
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating barrel	447
	disintegrating quill pen	63
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	2
	displaced fish	25
	disposable instant camera	4
	distilled fortified wine	6
	distressed denim pants	66
	disturbing fanfic	1,245
	Divine	6
	divine blowout	2,961
	divine can of silly string	2,207
	divine champagne flute	413
	divine noisemaker	2,142
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	34
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	161
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	5
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	987
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	181
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	13
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	246
	dollhive	1
	dollop of barbecue sauce	41
	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
	Dolphin King's crown	16
	donated booze	20
	donated candy	20
	donated food	20
	donkey flipbook	2
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
	double-barreled sling	24
	double-ice britches	4
	double-ice cap	4
	double-ice gum	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
	drab sonata	54
	Drac & Tan	3
	draggin' ball hat	24
	dragon snaps	39
	dragonfish caviar	1
	dreadlock whip	237
	dress pants	9
	dried face	42
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	drinks tray	8
	dripping meat crossbow	2
	dripping meat sword	2
	drive-by shooting	2
	drive-thru burger	3
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
	droll monocle	13
	droopy doll eye	8
	drop of water-37	11
	droppable microphone	2
	Drowsy Sword	62
	drum of tommy ammo	18
	Drunken Neurologist	2
	Drunken Philosopher	5
	dry cleaning receipt	78
	dry martini	4
	dry noodles	3,212
	dry vodka martini	5
	drywall axe	16
	ducha de oro	3
	duct tape	11
	duct tape wallet	87
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	353
	dumb mud	1
	Dump Truck	2
	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
	dungeoneering kit	9
	duonoculars	3
	Duskwalker fangs	11
	Duskwalker syringe	27
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	156
	dusty bottle of Marsala	47
	dusty bottle of Merlot	42
	dusty bottle of Muscat	39
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	31
	dusty bottle of Port	41
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	29
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	10
	dwarvish magazine	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola	134
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	eagle's milk	1,334
	ear poison	146
	Earth and Firewater	3
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	45
	Eau de Guaneau	16
	ectoplasm au jus	72
	ectoplasmic orbs	34
	eel battery	3
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	21
	effervescent potion	77
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	1
	eggnog	3
	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
	El Vibrato drone	4
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	21
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	25
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	19
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	18
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	18
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	25
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	62
	El Vibrato restraints	3
	El Vibrato translator	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	eldritch alignment spray	1
	eldritch distillate	4
	eldritch dough	3
	eldritch effluvium	3,812
	eldritch essence	2
	eldritch ichor	2,466
	eldritch mushroom pizza	3
	eldritch oil	5
	eldritch scanner	1
	electric copperhead potion	23
	electric crutch	2
	electric snakebite	13
	elegant nightstick	11
	elephant stinger	9
	eleven-foot pole	20
	elevent	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	4
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	380
	elven magi-pack	1,029
	elven medi-pack	975
	elven moonshine	1
	elven squeeze	392
	elven suicide capsule	3
	elven tambourine	1
	Elvish delight	6
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	16
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	8
	enchanted bean	2
	enchanted bean burrito	40
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	6
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
	enchanted muesli	15
	enchanted toothpick	3
	enchantlers	1
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	780
	enormous belt buckle	49
	enormous hoop earring	44
	Ent cider	198
	enticing mayolus	2
	escargotsicle	2
	especially salty dog	1
	Event Horizon	6
	Everlasting Deckswabber	14
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
	exotic jungle fruit	8
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	4
	expensive camera	3,777
	expensive champagne	2
	experimental serum G-9	17
	experimental serum P-00	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
	extra-fancy ring setting	3
	extra-flat panini	21
	extra-greasy slider	5
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	16
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	3
	extra-spicy bloody mary	6
	extra-strength strongness elixir	17
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	6
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	2
	eXtreme mittens	68
	eXtreme scarf	26
	extremely confusing manual	7
	extremely slippery nipple	2
	extremely wet T-shirt	8
	eye of newt	125
	eye of the Tiger-lily	12
	eyebrow lifter	3
	eyedrops of newt	18
	eyedrops of the ermine	9
	eyedrops of the ocelot	5
	eyepatch	103
	f3d0r4	37
	fabric hardener	57
	fabric softener	59
	facehugging alien	9
	faded green protest sign	2
	faded red protest sign	1
	fake blood	6
	fake cocktail	1
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
	fancy ball mask	3
	fancy bath salts	157
	fancy beef jerky	5
	fancy beer label	1
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy chess set	1
	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
	fancy opera glasses	30
	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
	fat stacks of cash	21
	fat wallet	69
	Fauna Libre	3
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	10
	felt	14
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
	fermenting powder	21
	ferret bait	221
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	3
	figurine of a cold seal	7
	figurine of a slippery seal	3
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	56
	filthy child leash	636
	filthy corduroys	61
	filthy knitted dread sack	61
	filthy monkey head	1
	filthy pestle	13
	fine aged cheddarwurst	3
	fine wine	31
	finger cuffs	25
	finger cymbals	27
	finger exerciser	162
	fire of unknown origin	1,028
	fire poi	108
	fireball	23
	firebomb	574
	fireclutch	22
	fireman's helmet	4
	fireman's lunch	6
	firemilk	32
	fireproof megaphone	22
	Firewater	2
	first-aid pouch	12
	fish stick cozy	1
	fish-liver oil	61
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	4
	Fitspiration™ poster	22
	Five Second Energy™	3
	fixed-gear bicycle	31
	fizzy potion	80
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	Flaming Caipiranha	4
	flaming crutch	9
	flaming feather	1
	Flaming Knob	3
	Flaming Mohobo	2
	flaming mushroom	5
	flaming mushroom wine	2
	Flaming Sazerorc	3
	flaming sword	11
	flaming talons	33
	flange	26
	flaregun	39
	flask flops	20
	flask of Amontillado	2
	flask of baconstone juice	9
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	19
	flask of mining oil	181
	flask of porquoise juice	16
	flask of rainwater	746
	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,088
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	2
	flavored foot massage oil	561
	flavorless gruel	19
	flayed mind	11
	fleetwood chain	1,279
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5
	fleetwood macaroni	1
	fleshy lump	12
	flimsy clipboard	24
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty sand	13
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	7
	flowing hippy skirt	22
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	99
	flypaper staff	2
	flytrap pellet	11
	foam commodore's hat	1
	foam dart	673
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	41
	Fog Murderer	2
	folder (space skeleton)	1
	folder (sportsballs)	1
	food mailing list	1
	foolscap fool's cap	24
	foot-long hot daub	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest spirit rattle	1
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	2
	fountain 'soda'	4
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	8
	frayed rope belt	8
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	3
	French bronilla brogurt	5
	freshwater fishbone	3
	freshwater pearl necklace	18
	fricasseed brains	13
	Friendliness Beverage	91
	friendly cheez blob	5
	Friendly Turkey	1
	frightful feather	5
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid derringer	39
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	11
	frigid ninja stars	199
	Frigid Northern Beans	1
	frilly skirt	78
	frog lip-print	8
	Frogade	28
	Fromage Pinotage	3
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	6
	frosty halo	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	3
	frozen mushroom	2
	frozen nunchaku	19
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	7
	fruitcake	3
	fruitfilm	3
	fruity girl swill	2
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
	Fu Manchu Wax	5
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
	fudge lily	1
	fudgecule	1
	fudgesicle	1
	full lava bottle	1
	fumble formula	2
	Fun-Guy spore	10
	funky dried mushroom	11
	funky eyepatch	21
	funny bone	16
	furniture dolly	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	2
	furry pants	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	4
	fusillocybin	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	65
	future drug: Muscularactum	57
	future drug: Smartinex	71
	fuzzbump	6
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	9
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	5
	fuzzy montera	47
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	Gaia beads	118
	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
	Game Grid ticket	1
	Game Grid token	1,007
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	534
	gamer slurry	7
	gamma nog	2
	garbage juice slurpee	1,152
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	2
	garish pinky ring	26
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
	gas balloon	174
	gator skin	76
	gatorskin umbrella	18
	gauze shorts	3
	gazely stare	3
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	Gearhead Goo	13
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	7
	Gene Tonic: Construct	28
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
	Gene Tonic: Fish	6
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	2
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
	Gene Tonic: Penguin	65
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	9
	Gene Tonic: Weird	6
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic restorative potion	2
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghost accordion	6
	ghost beer	32
	ghost bit	69
	Ghost Dog Chow	354
	ghost key	3
	ghost of a necklace	58
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	6
	ghost toga	3
	ghostly dagger	12
	ghuol ears	69
	ghuol egg	52
	ghuol egg quiche	3
	ghuol guolash	25
	ghuol-ear kabob	4
	giant artisanal rice peeler	26
	giant cactus quill	25
	giant candy cane	12
	giant designer sunglasses	32
	giant discarded bottlecap	7
	giant discarded plastic fork	6
	giant discarded torn-up glove	38
	giant giant moth dust	21
	giant grain of protein powder	4
	giant gym membership card	33
	giant heirloom grape tomato	36
	giant jar of protein powder	47
	giant motorcycle boots	6
	giant moxie weed	30
	giant neckbeard	19
	giant needle	404
	giant pearl	9
	giant penguin keychain	28
	giant pinky ring	53
	giant safety pin	59
	giant shrimp fork	9
	giant spider leg	3
	giant tube of black lipstick	283
	giant turkey leg	27
	giant yellow hat	12
	gibson	23
	gift card	4
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded BRICKO brick	3
	gilt perfume bottle	4
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	29
	ginger snaps	436
	gingerbread bugbear	1
	gingerbread gavel	3
	gingerbread hoodie	1
	gingerbread horror	2
	gingerbread mask	1
	gingerbread mug	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread restraining order	8
	gingerbread robot	1
	gingerbread smartphone	196
	gingerbread tophat	1
	gingerbread trousers	1
	gingerbread waistcoat	1
	gingerbread wine	2
	ginormous pumpkin	4
	giraffe-necked turtle	4
	glacial clock	1
	glacial sapphire	2
	gladiator tunica	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
	glass gnoll eye	2
	glass of baboon milk	10
	glass of bourbon	5
	glass of gnat milk	39
	glass of goat's milk	4
	glass of herbal tequila	54
	glass of warm milk	41
	glass of warm water	7
	glass slipper	3
	Glenn's golden dice	2
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	2
	glistening staff	1
	Glo-Pop	2
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of cream cheese	6
	glob of enchanted icing	504
	glob of green slime	8
	glob of spoiled mayo	20
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	81
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	2
	glowing fungus	2
	glowing New Age crystal	11
	glowing red eye	229
	glowing spore pod	6
	glowing syringe	23
	gnat lasagna	3
	gnatloaf	2
	gnatloaf casserole	7
	gnatwing	55
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3
	gnoll lips	22
	gnoll teeth	19
	Gnollish autoplunger	2
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	10
	Gnollish pie server	14
	Gnollish pie tin	33
	Gnollish plunger	11
	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
	Gnollish toolbox	73
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	39
	Go-Wassail	9
	goat cheese	66
	goat cheese pizza	209
	goat cheese taco	5
	goatskin umbrella	11
	goblin autoblowgun	6
	goblin hunting spear	5
	goblin water	26
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
	gold crown	4
	gold lamé pants	14
	gold star	12
	gold tooth	8
	gold toothbrush	72
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	35
	gold wedding ring	35
	Golden Mean	3
	good brain	2
	gooey lava globs	49
	googly eye	17
	Gordon Bennett	4
	goth kid t-shirt	11
	goulauncher	1
	gourmet gourami oil	4
	government candy shipment	11
	government cheese	5
	government-issue identification badge	5
	government-issued night-vision goggles	3
	gr8ps	118
	grapefruit	73
	grapes	6
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	1
	grass hat	2
	grass skirt	1
	Grasshopper	2
	grassy cutlass	12
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
	grave robbing shovel	29
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	1
	greasy paste	1
	great old fashioned	2
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greek fire	28
	green bean casserole	3
	green beer	9
	Green Burlap	3
	green candy heart	125
	green clay bead	58
	green drunki-bear	1
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	2
	green gummi ingot	17
	Green Manalishi	1,250
	Green Muslin	4
	green pill	2
	green pixel	96
	green pixel potion	2
	green snowcone	3
	Green Velvet	3
	green-frosted astral cupcake	16
	gremlin juice	134
	gremlin mutagen	22
	grey cube	2
	grilled cheese sandwich	2
	Grim Brothers' story book	1
	grim fairy tale	881
	grimstone galoshes	1
	grimy lab coat	45
	grip key	22
	grisly shell fragment	6
	grody jug	45
	grog	2
	grogpagne	41
	Groll doll	90
	grouchy restless spirit	36
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	5
	groupie lipstick	6
	groupie spangles	4
	grue egg	35
	grumpy old man charrrm	39
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
	grungy bandana	28
	grungy flannel shirt	10
	guancertina	1
	guano coffee cup	3
	guard turtle collar	8
	guard turtle shell	32
	gummi ammonite	2
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi fang	6
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi sword	2
	gummi turtle	17
	Gummi-Gnauga	3
	gumshoes	1
	gun cleaning kit	5
	gun parts	60
	gunky chicken	11
	guy made of bee pollen	5
	gym membership card	76
	gym shorts	5
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
	hacked gibson	414
	haggis socks	158
	haggis-infused soap	359
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	191
	hair of the calf	2
	hair of the fish	2
	hair oil	4
	hair spray	30
	Hairpiece On Fire	71
	Half a Purse	15
	half of a gold tooth	223
	half-baked potion	23
	half-digested coal	19
	half-empty carton of milk	25
	half-melted spoon	2
	half-orchid	1
	half-sized guitar	26
	halfberd	3
	ham steak	7
	hamburger	33
	hamethyst	4
	hamlet sandwich	135
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	18
	hand of cards	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
	handful of confetti	63
	handful of crafty noodles	4
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
	handful of fire	2
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	34
	handful of nuts and berries	68
	handful of pine needles	467
	handful of sand	856
	handful of sawdust	99
	handful of Smithereens	2,304
	handful of stubble	1
	handful of tips	10
	handful of walnuts	7
	handsomeness potion	28
	handyman "hand soap"	6
	happiness	33
	hard spore pod	5
	hardboiled egg	2
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	2
	hare brush	4
	hare pin	1
	harem girl t-shirt	3
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	12
	haunted bindle	13
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	hawk	31
	hawkface potion	6
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	headhunter necktie	19
	headless sparrow	2
	heart necklace	13
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	22
	heat-resistant gloves	29
	heat-resistant necktie	7
	heavy crown	43
	heavy D	1,615
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy necklace chain	5
	heavy-duty clipboard	4
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	5
	Hell broth	5
	Hell ramen	21
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	2
	hellion cube	69
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helmet recipe	2
	helmet turtle	173
	hemp candy necklace	4
	hemp string	5
	henna face paint	63
	henna tattoo	3
	hep waders	4
	herb brownies	7
	herbal stuffing	27
	herbs	4
	hermit factoid	1
	hermit permit	118
	Herring Wallbanger	2
	herringcello	4
	Herringtini	2
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	4
	hi-octane carrot juice	6
	high-calorie sugar substitute	176
	high-energy mining laser	14
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	2
	high-temperature mining mask	36
	high-test fishing line	13
	Highest Bitter	3
	hill of beans	108
	Hippy Army MPE	133
	hippy bongo	23
	hippy medical kit	156
	hippy protest button	165
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Holiday Fun!	1
	holistic headache remedy	150
	Hollandaise helmet	192
	holy bomb, batman	3
	home robotics kit	185
	homeopathic mint tea	7
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	2
	honey-dew	4
	honey-dipped locust	81
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	horizontal tango	4
	hors d'oeuvre tray	51
	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
	hot ashes	169
	hot buttered roll	2
	hot coal	11
	hot date	39
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot katana blade	49
	hot mint schnocolate	9
	hot plate	54
	hot spore pod	9
	hot wing	90
	hotel minibar key	5
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	4
	How to Play Othello	31
	huge gold coin	268
	huge spoon	13
	humble pie	4
	Hundred Headed IPA	10
	hustler shades	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice cream sandwich	6
	ice harvest	2,682
	ice hotel bell	1
	ice house	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	4
	ice porter	9
	ice wine	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	32
	ice-cold fotie	15
	iceberg lettuce	1
	icy hairspray	3
	icy katana hilt	25
	icy mushroom wine	3
	igloo pie	1
	iGoogly	6
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	19
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
	illegal firecracker	1
	Illuminati earpiece	1
	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	3
	imitation crab crate	14
	imitation crab meat	5
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	96
	Imp Ale	162
	imp unity ring	54
	impure gasoline	8
	incredible pizza	3
	industrial strength starch	17
	infernal fife	28
	infernal insoles	25
	infrablack lipstick	15
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	ingot turtle	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	initiative shawarma	2
	ink bladder	3
	inkwell	405
	inky squid sauce	3
	Inner Strength	2
	Inner Truth	2
	Inner Wisdom	5
	insanely spicy bean burrito	57
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	50
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	39
	interesting-looking twig	527
	invisibility potion	7
	invisible potion	2
	irate sombrero	22
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	49
	iron pasta spoon	11
	iron torso box	22
	ironic battle spoon	8
	ironic jogging shorts	16
	ironic mint	3
	ironic moustache	3
	ironic oversized sunglasses	7
	irradiated turtle	6
	isotophat	1
	ivory cue ball	3
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	42
	Jack-in-the-box	36
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	11
	Jackhammer	3
	Jacob's rung	3
	jagged scrap metal	6
	jagged tooth	1
	janglin' bones	94
	jangly bracelet	10
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	jar full of wind	32
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	19
	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	10
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	5
	Jarlsberg's key lime	24
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	18
	jaunty feather	1
	java cookie	5
	jawbruiser	1
	jazzy cigarette holder	1
	Jefferson wings	367
	jellyfish gel	7
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	6
	jerky coins	13
	jigsaw blade	2
	jingling spore pod	5
	jive turkey leg	49
	Jocko Homo's head	6
	Jokester makeup	39
	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	57
	jug of "wine"	1
	jug of baconstone juice	3
	jug of hamethyst juice	10
	jug of porquoise juice	4
	juggling ball	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
	jumbo olive	9
	jumping bean burrito	43
	jumping bean taco	4
	jungle drum	24
	jungle floor wax	50
	Jungle Juice	2
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	junk food	6
	junk yard	4
	kamicorpse-ee	6
	karma shawarma	5
	keel-haulin' knife	5
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	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup hound	138
	kick-ass kicks	6
	killing jar	6
	king cookie	1
	kiwi	88
	kiwi beak	12
	knight cookie	4
	knob bugle	19
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	13
	Knob Goblin elite helm	35
	Knob Goblin elite pants	44
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	34
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	13
	Knob Goblin firecracker	156
	Knob Goblin harem pants	73
	Knob Goblin harem veil	74
	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
	Knob Goblin love potion	33
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	32
	Knob Goblin pants	130
	Knob Goblin perfume	42
	Knob Goblin scimitar	101
	Knob Goblin seltzer	17
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	14
	Knob Goblin spatula	9
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	17
	Knob Goblin tongs	132
	Knob Goblin visor	28
	Knob jelly donut	5
	knob ka-bobs	5
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	8
	Knob mushroom	37
	knob mushroom wine	5
	Knob nuts	8
	Knob pasty	6
	Knob sausage	5
	Knob sausage stir-fry	3
	Knob shroomkabob	5
	Knob stir-fry	2
	Knob stroganoff	4
	Knob stuffed shells	3
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	Knoll lo mein	6
	Knoll mushroom	34
	knoll mushroom wine	4
	Knoll shroomkabob	3
	Knoll stir-fry	3
	kobold kibble	42
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	5
	Kokomo Resort Chip	23
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	23
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	159
	Kudzu slaw	13
	kumquartz	4
	kumquat	241
	kumquat supersucker	1
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,337
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
	large box	237
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	large tankard of ale	5
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	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	19
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	law-abiding citizen cane	5
	lawn dart	2
	LCD game: Burger Belt	123
	LCD game: Food Eater	117
	LCD game: Garbage River	119
	lead yo-yo	1
	leaf of grass	7
	leaflet	2
	leather bookmark	189
	leather chaps	74
	leather glove	3
	leather mask	23
	LED block	7
	Lederhosen of the Night	5
	leftover canapés	8
	leftovers	88
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	38
	legitimate business on the beach	142
	lemon	183
	lemon meringue pie	5
	lemon popsicle	3
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	lemonhead caviar	5
	lemony scales	9
	length of string	15
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	leotarrrd	30
	leprechaun hatchling	1
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	Liam's mail	9
	libation of liveliness	16
	libertagliatelle	4
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	lihc eye	92
	lihc eye pie	2
	lihc face	45
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	42
	limepatch	3
	limp broccoli	30
	line	600
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linguini of the sea	5
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	lion musk	36
	lion oil	17
	liquid bread	1
	liquid ice	4
	liquid shifting time weirdness	7
	liquid smoke	21
	little black book	9
	little deuce cape	1
	little firkin	2,070
	little paper umbrella	2,156
	little parachute guy	16
	little red jam	24
	live nautical mine	1
	liver and let pie	18
	liver popsicle	4
	llama lama gong	858
	loadstone	17
	loaf of alien bread	2
	loaf of soda bread	1
	loafers	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	138
	Locust	2
	logging hatchet	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	1
	lollipop stick	282
	LOLmec statuette	1
	London frog	2
	long pork	52
	long pork casserole	11
	long pork chop sandwiches	3
	long skinny balloon	59
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	423
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	63
	los chinos	2
	lost key	70
	lotion of coldness	29
	lotion of hotness	64
	lotion of sleaziness	41
	lotion of spookiness	84
	lotion of stench	70
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	672
	LOV Elixir #3	6
	LOV Elixir #6	3
	LOV Enamorang	20
	LOV Entrance Pass	3
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	2
	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	3
	love song of disturbing obsession	12
	love song of naughty innuendo	199
	love song of smoldering passion	59
	love song of sugary cuteness	11
	love song of vague ambiguity	67
	low-budget shield	42
	lucky bottlecap	8
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	Lumineux Limnio	3
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	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
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	lynyrd musk	1,315
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	705
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	7
	macaroni duck	2
	macroplane grater	1
	Mad Train wine	749
	madius	1
	Mae West	105
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	magic whistle	100
	magical baguette	381
	magical ice cubes	2,254
	magicalness-in-a-can	113
	magicberry tablets	325
	magilaser blastercannon	119
	magnetic sculpture kit	104
	magnifying glass	2
	magnolia blossom	10
	magnum of fancy champagne	3
	maiden wig	12
	makeshift cape	7
	makeshift skirt	2
	makeshift turban	1
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	mandarina colada	3
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	1
	mangled finger	14
	mangled squirrel	1
	mannequin leg	1
	Mansquito's blood	15
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple syrup	2
	margarita	125
	mariachi G-string	25
	mariachi hat	197
	mariachi toothpaste	9
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	4
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
	Marquis de Poivre soda	25
	martini	120
	Marvin's marvelous pill	11
	marzipan skull	1,813
	mashed potatoes	4
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	184
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
	meat cowboy hat	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	Meat maid	2
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	4
	meat vortex	47
	Meat-inflating powder	25
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	Medical Pastaco	2
	megacopia	3
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	55
	melon-infused sake	4
	melted Jell-o shot	4
	mentholated wine	1
	menudo	3
	menudo ravioli	6
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	2
	Mer-kin bunwig	3
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	23
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
	Mer-kin foodbucket	13
	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
	Mer-kin hookspear	6
	Mer-kin lipstick	10
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	14
	Mer-kin roundshield	5
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	24
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	14
	Mer-kin takebag	6
	Mer-kin thingpouch	24
	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
	mercenary headband	1
	mermaid's purse	5
	mesh cap	74
	metallic A	306
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	75
	Microplushie: Bropane	141
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	44
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	62
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	25
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	108
	Microplushie: Hippylase	144
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	18
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	78
	Microplushie: Otakulone	161
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	88
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	101
	microwave stogie	12
	mid-level medieval mead	7
	midriff scrubs	19
	milky potion	47
	mime soul fragment	141
	mimosette	32
	mince pie	4
	mind flayer corpse	139
	mineapple	6
	miner's helmet	25
	miner's pants	27
	mini-marshmallow dispenser	1
	mini-martini	1
	miniature boiler	2
	miniature deck cannon	1
	miniature goose mask	1
	miniature power pill	39
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	miniscule temporal rip	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Miserable Pie	2
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	Misty Cape	43
	Misty Cloak	10
	Misty Robe	6
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	mixed wildflower greens	4
	mocking turtle	6
	modern picture frame	2
	Mohawk wig	67
	Mohobo	5
	moist barrel	141
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mole molé	3
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	69
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	7
	Mon Tiki	30
	monkey barf	1
	monkey wrench	4
	Monstar energy beverage	2
	moomy dust	21
	moonberry wine cooler	2
	Moonds	5
	Moonshine Mohobo	2
	moose chocolate	7
	moose thought	12
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
	morning dew	1
	Mornington crescent roll	20
	Mortimer's nostrum	26
	Morto Moreto	5
	mostly-broken sunglasses	2
	mother's little helper	20
	mother's secret recipe	1
	mouldering barrel	182
	Mountain Stream soda	139
	mouse skull	14
	moustache sock	2
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moxie magnet	28
	moxie weed	241
	Mr. Haggis	91
	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
	muculent machete	3
	mulberry	3
	mulled berry wine	1
	mulled cider	4
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	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	31
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	Murderer's Punch	1
	murky potion	48
	Muschat	10
	mushroom pizza	3
	musk turtle	9
	mysterious chemical residue	3
	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
	mysterious present	2
	nachos of the night	2
	nail file	161
	nailswurst	4
	nanite-infested candy cane	7
	nanite-infested eggnog	2
	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
	nanofiber cloth	4
	Nardz energy beverage	12
	nasty gum	2
	nasty snuff	37
	nastygeist	63
	natto pocky	3
	natto-infused sake	7
	natty blue ascot	6
	natural fennel soda	118
	necklace chain	1
	necrotizing body spray	1
	nest egg	1
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	neurostim pill	22
	neutron lollipop	4
	New Zealand iced tea	109
	Newbiesport™ tent	69
	NG	5
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
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	ninja crampons	35
	ninja eyeblack	6
	ninja fear powder	10
	ninja hot pants	20
	ninja mop	4
	ninja rope	33
	non-aged vinegar	6
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	10
	non-stick pugil stick	2
	normal barrel	7,833
	Northern pemmican	1
	not-a-pipe	8
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	67
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	98
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	76
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	14
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	25
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	18
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	novelty fruit hat	23
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	2
	Nuclear Blastball	104
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	nugget of Crimbonium	4
	nugget of nicksilver	2
	nugget of quicksilver	3
	nugget of sicksilver	1
	nugget of slicksilver	2
	nugget of thicksilver	1
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	O'RLY manual	56
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	obsidian nutcracker	89
	ocarina of space	29
	occult jelly donut	3
	ocean motion	5
	octolus oculus	1
	octopus's spade	2
	odd silver coin	25
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
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	oil of oiliness	35
	Oil of Parrrlay	32
	oil of slipperiness	58
	oil of stability	17
	oil pan	1
	oil slacks	1
	oily mushroom wine	6
	ointment of the occult	67
	old bronzer	38
	old candy wrapper	175
	old chum	28
	old coin purse	245
	old eyebrow pencil	47
	old leather wallet	259
	old love note	173
	old rosewater cream	49
	old school beer pull tab	188
	old school calculator watch	181
	old school flying disc	2
	old sweatpants	189
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	95
	olive stir-fry	2
	one glove	1
	one pill	1,585
	onion shurikens	1
	open sauce	71
	opera mask	7
	opium grenade	12
	orange	152
	orange candy heart	12
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	7
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	13
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	6
	orc wrist	20
	Orcish baseball cap	4
	Orcish cargo shorts	12
	Orcish frat-paddle	9
	orcish hand lotion	78
	Orcish meat locker	2
	orcish nailing lube	61
	orcish rubber	61
	orcish stud-finder	17
	original G	1,647
	ornate picture frame	4
	Othello's handkerchief	2
	Othello's military jacket	2
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	2
	out-of-tune biwa	2
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	8
	outlaw bandana	26
	oven mitts	6
	overcookie	10
	overloaded micro-reactor	3
	overpowering mushroom wine	3
	oversized pipe	317
	oversized pizza cutter	91
	oversized skullcap	37
	oversized snowflake	1
	P.B.L.T.	3
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,049
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	pack of KWE trading card	9
	pack of pogs	17
	packet of beer nuts	6
	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
	PADL Phone	61
	page of the Necrohobocon	11
	pail	16
	painful penne pasta	3
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
	paint bomb	98
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	3
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