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This player is a member of the clan The Rye.

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john1008 (#229907)
This player has 2,347 unique items and 241,682 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 108
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 6
1-ball 3
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 337
2-ball 3
3-ball 5
30669 scroll 350
33398 scroll 505
334 scroll 82
4-ball 5
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 7
6-ball 7
64067 scroll 52
668 scroll 122
7-ball 5
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 94
8-ball 26
9-ball 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
a little sump'm sump'm 126
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abominable snowcone 133
accidental cider 19
acid-squirting flower 18
acoustic guitarrr 57
adder bladder 8
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 3
all-purpose cleaner 41
alphabet gum 132
amber aviator shades 8
amulet of extreme plot significance 146
Amulet of Yendor 60
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 19
ancient Magi-Wipes 30
ancient protein powder 17
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 7
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 24
ancient vinyl coin purse 14
anemone nematocyst 110
Angry Farmer candy 5,053
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 5
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 11
ant agonist 12
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 11
anticheese 32
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 62
antique hand mirror 6
antique helmet 54
antique packet of ketchup 14
antique shield 45
antique spear 73
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 48
artisanal limoncello 9
asbestos apron 12
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos ore 127
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 5
ASCII shirt 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 77
aspirin 3
asshat 2
astral badger 1
astronaut pants 102
awful poetry journal 3,292
bätzle 116
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 20
backwoods screwdriver 17
baconstone 26
baconstone earring 1
badass belt 42
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 99
bag of Cheat-Os 311
bag of lard 23
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava 3
balaclava baklava 6
ball 35
ball-in-a-cup 3
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 4
ballroom blintz 5
bamboo bokuto 5
banana-frosted king cake 9
bananagate 41
bar skin 45
barbed-wire fence 51
bargain flash powder 122
baritone accordion 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 26
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 41
barskin hat 8
baseball 46
Bash-Ōs cereal 68
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
bat guano 302
bat wing 112
bat wing stir-fry 74
bat-ass leather jacket 7
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 75
batgut 461
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 22
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 10
beanbag chair 4
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 4
beefy fish meat 2
beer bomb 658
beer bong 232
beer helmet 257
beer lens 18
beertini 26
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 3
bejeweled pledge pin 291
belemnite candy mold 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 46
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 7
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 8
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 18
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 1
big red clown nose 44
big rock 3
big stick 3
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 6,003
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 70
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 4
bit-o-cactus 25
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 44
black cherry soda 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest ham 2
black greaves 1
black helmet 4
Black No. 2 3
black pension check 3
black pepper 10
black picnic basket 7
black pixel 10
black plastic oyster egg 41
black polka-dot oyster egg 180
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 2
black snake skin 3
black snowcone 14
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 22
black sword 2
black-and-blue light 230
blackberry 6
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
blank prescription sheet 9
Blatantly Canadian 3
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 35
blood flower 157
blood of the Wereseal 87
blood-faced volleyball 7
bloody beer 149
bloody clown pants 26
bloody mary 31
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 3
blue pixel 622
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 117
blue plastic oyster egg 28
blue polka-dot oyster egg 19
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
boilermaker 1
bone flute 1
bone rattle 19
Bonerdagon necklace 2
booty chest charrrm 2,431
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
borg sock monkey 3
Boris's key lime pie 11
Boris's ring 11
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 25
bottle of alcohol 8
bottle of antifreeze 7
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of cooking sherry 23
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 6
bottle of gin 17
bottle of goofballs 22
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 17
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Pete's Sake 5
bottle of Pinot Renoir 7
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 15
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 2
bottle of sewage schnapps 132
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 301
bottle of ultravitamins 7
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 46
bottle of whiskey 145
bottle opener belt buckle 83
bottled inspiration 81
boulder 55
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 3
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 61
bowl of fishysoisse 11
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 50
box of Dweebs 53
box of sunshine 232
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 800
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 8
brass stinger 2
brick 55
briefcase 65
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 155
brine 182
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 4
broken skull 247
broken sword 10
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 12
brown sugar cane 41
bubblewrap ore 12
bubbly potion 7
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 20
buckler buckle 13
buckyball 2
bugbear beanie 49
bugbear bungguard 45
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 29
bum cheek 152
bunch of square grapes 271
buoybottoms 8
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 9
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 15
calle de miel 19
can of Binarrrca 14
can of black paint 6
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 7
can of Red Minotaur 45
can of spinach 3
can of Swiller 17
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 57
candied kobold 301
candied yams 49
candy brain 14
candy cane 60
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy stake 19
cannonball charrrm 2,163
canopic jar 19
canteen of wine 178
carbonated soy milk 104
carbonated water lily 6
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 10
cardboard wakizashi 2
carob chunk cookies 22
carob chunk noodles 33
carob chunks 47
carton of rotten eggs 57
casino pass 25
cast 200
cat appendix 11
catgut 212
centipede eggs 9
chaos butterfly 8,911
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 15
cheap elven gloves 15
cheap plastic bottle opener 23
cheap studded belt 170
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 6
chef's hat 21
chef-in-the-box 5
chef-skull-in-the-box 10
cherry 16
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
chewing gum on a string 6
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 7
chisel 1
chloroform rag 61
chocolate filthy lucre 30
chocolate pasta spoon 120
chocolate saucepan 85
chocolate seal-clubbing club 149
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate stolen accordion 80
chocolate-covered caviar 3
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chopsticks 17
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 34
chorizo taco 130
chrome crossbow 8
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome ore 143
chrome staff 5
chrome sword 6
chunk of rock salt 25
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
clay peace-sign bead 5
Cloaca Cola Polar 37
Cloaca grenade 355
Cloaca-Cola 61
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 18
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 8
Cloaca-Cola helmet 22
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 17
Cloaca-Cola shield 31
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork key 11
clockwork maid 3
cloudy potion 7
clown hammer 68
clown shoes 18
clown skin 38
clown whip 1
clownskin buckler 1
club necklace 6
cocktail napkin 30
cocktail onion 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 984
coconut shell 368
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffin lid 28
cog 181
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold hi mein 8
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 31
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 40
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
colored-light "necklace" 3
comb jelly 11
comfy coffin 2
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 622
communications windchimes 684
concentrated garbage juice 7
concentrated magicalness pill 34
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
cool mushroom 17
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 9
copper ha'penny charrrm 2,289
corn holder 9
corncob pipe 2
cornuthaum 10
Corpse Island iced tea 16
corpse on the beach 30
corpsedriver 22
corpsetini 21
costume sword 2
cottage 3
cracker 1
cranberries 784
crazy little Turkish delight 457
cream stout 50
creamsicle 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 50
CRIMBCO wine 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 10
CRIMBCOLOAF 12
Crimbo candied pecan 99
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 5
Crimbo fudge 101
Crimbo peppermint bark 99
Crimbo ukulele 2
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 6
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 6
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 5
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 15
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 5
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 5
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 7
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 12
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 8
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 5
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 10
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 5
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 4
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 6
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 5
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 3
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 3
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 5
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 7
crowbarrr 38
Crown of the Goblin King 63
crude voodoo doll 6
cruelty-free wine 2
cup of infinite pencils 5
curmudgel 3
cursed black pearl onion 454
cursed bottle of black-label rum 454
cursed bottle of rum 440
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 160
cursed dirty joke scroll 190
cursed eyepatch 2
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 398
cursed voodoo skull 268
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 6
cyclops eyedrops 43
cymbal syrup 43
Daffy Taffy 242
dance card 7
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 118
dead guy's watch 171
deadly lampshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 83
deck of tropical cards 4
decorative fountain 49
defective skull 89
dehydrated caviar 14
delectable catalyst 1
delicious noodles 574
delicious salad 1,246
delicious stinkbug 9
deluxe fax machine 2
demon skin 35
denim axe 5
dense meat stack 24
dented harmonica 6
deodorant 15
depantsing bomb 116
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
desiccated apricot 20
designer handbag 1
detective skull 4
devilish folio 1
diamond necklace 4
diamond-studded cane 51
didgeridooka 28
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 11
dill 343
dire fudgesicle 19
dirty hobo gloves 237
disassembled clover 85
disbelief suspenders 6
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 51
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 48
disease 63
disembodied brain 155
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 35
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 11
displaced fish 24
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 43
distressed denim pants 43
disturbing fanfic 3,709
Divine 1
divine blowout 681
divine can of silly string 563
divine champagne flute 151
divine champagne popper 234
divine cracker 176
divine noisemaker 599
diving muff 5
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 208
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 29
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 43
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 35
Doc's Miracle Cure 12
doll house 43
dollhive 16
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 119
dope wheels 16
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 120
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 96
draggin' ball hat 152
dragonfish caviar 116
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 1
dried face 26
dripping meat staff 1
Drowsy Sword 6
drum machine 5
dry martini 503
dry noodles 1,649
dry vodka martini 180
drywall axe 72
ducha de oro 6
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 3
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 3
duct tape shirt 3
duct tape sword 3
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 5
dusty animal pelvis 7
dusty bottle of Marsala 27
dusty bottle of Merlot 65
dusty bottle of Muscat 84
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 65
dusty bottle of Port 122
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 74
dusty Crimbo crate 11
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 9
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 3
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty left clavicle 3
dusty left eleventh rib 4
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 2
dusty left first rear claw 4
dusty left fourth front claw 4
dusty left fourth rear claw 6
dusty left fourth rib 4
dusty left humerus 6
dusty left ninth rib 4
dusty left radius 3
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rib 7
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 4
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 4
dusty left third rib 4
dusty left thumb 8
dusty left tibia 7
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty right clavicle 8
dusty right eighth rib 4
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 2
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first rear claw 2
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 4
dusty right fourth rib 3
dusty right kneecap 5
dusty right ninth rib 5
dusty right radius 2
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 4
dusty right second rear claw 2
dusty right second rib 8
dusty right seventh rib 2
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 6
dusty right third rear claw 6
dusty right thumb 3
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 5
dusty second thoracic vertebra 3
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 4
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 3
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 4
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty third caudal vertebra 5
dusty third cervical vertebra 3
dusty third lumbar vertebra 5
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 4
dwarf bread 58
dwarvish magazine 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
Dyspepsi grenade 211
Dyspepsi-Cola 1,011
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 21
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 10
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 14
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 26
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 4
easter egg balloon 7
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel battery 2
eel skin 1
Effermint™ tablets 50
effervescent potion 104
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 2
eggnog 8
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 14
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 26
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 14
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 16
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
elephant stinger 10
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 92
Elmley shades 9
elven limbos gingerbread 69
elven cellocello 64
elven hardtack 55
elven magi-pack 20
elven medi-pack 16
elven moonshine 160
elven socks 23
elven squeeze 52
elven suicide capsule 69
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 27
empty meat tank 27
enchanted barbell 33
enchanted bean 5
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 10
enchanted toothpick 8
encoder ring 51
energy drink IV 200
ennui-flavored potato chips 153
enormous belt buckle 66
enormous hoop earring 10
Ent cider 8
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 3
essential tofu 4
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 145
evil golden arches 8
evil teddy bear 51
exotic jungle fruit 3
exploding hacky-sack 2
explosion-flavored chewing gum 110
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 3
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 947
extra-strength strongness elixir 6
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 4
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme mittens 125
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 94
eye of newt 78
eye of the Tiger-lily 2
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 143
f3d0r4 155
facsimile dictionary 34
fairy gravy boat 38
fake blood 8
fake fake vomit 108
fake hand 20
fake plastic grass 3
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 8
fancy bath salts 22
fancy but probably evil chocolate 24
fancy chocolate 8
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 20
fancy seashell necklace 697
fat stacks of cash 3
fat wallet 1
felt 14
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 56
fermenting powder 17
ferret bait 113
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
festive holiday hat 5
fetid feather 143
fettucini Inconnu 1
fez of etymology 5
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 14
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 72
filthy knitted dread sack 84
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 19
filthy poultice 75
fine wine 35
fire 8
fire poi 78
fish-liver oil 6,870
fishy wand 1
fizzy potion 9
flamin' bindle 5
flaming crutch 60
flaming feather 145
flaming mushroom 3
flaming pink shirt 1
flaming talons 208
flange 34
flaregun 182
flashing novelty button 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flat dough 39
flavored foot massage oil 137
flirtatious feather 115
flowing hippy skirt 11
flute of flat champagne 17
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 139
foam noodle 6
foolscap fool's cap 18
foon 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
Frat Army FGF 36
frat brats 12
frayed rope belt 6
freezin' bindle 1
fricasseed brains 17
frightful feather 198
frigid air mattress 5
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 3
frigid ninja stars 837
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 40
Frosty's frosty mug 10
frozen banquet 13
frozen feather 127
frozen Mob Penguin 5
frozen nunchaku 62
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 63
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 6
fudge bunny 1
Fudgie Roll 2
full meat tank 2
funky dried mushroom 160
furniture dolly 47
furry fur 2,095
furry green turtle 1
furry pants 11
fuzzbump 25
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 4
ga-ga radio 62
Gaia beads 98
ganger bandana 5
gas balloon 145
gator skin 2
gatorskin umbrella 2
gauze garter 167
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
ghost cucumber 333
ghuol ears 485
ghuol egg 495
ghuol egg quiche 37
ghuol guolash 327
giant artisanal rice peeler 1
giant cactus quill 2
giant designer sunglasses 4
giant discarded bottlecap 13
giant discarded plastic fork 46
giant discarded torn-up glove 9
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 89
giant gym membership card 2
giant heirloom grape tomato 6
giant moxie weed 35
giant needle 2,985
giant pinky ring 34
gilded ancient cursed chest 4
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gingerbread bugbear 10
gingerbread horror 19
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 13
gingerbread robot 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of goat's milk 25
glistening fish meat 2
glittery mascara 10
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 10
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 2
glowing red eye 174
glowing syringe 1
gnatwing 101
gnauga hide 21
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnoll lips 29
gnoll teeth 37
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish casserole dish 9
Gnollish flyswatter 32
Gnollish pie server 8
Gnollish pie tin 37
Gnollish plunger 33
Gnollish slotted spoon 7
Gnollish toolbox 64
Go-Wassail 22
goat 1
goat beard 162
goat cheese 50
goat cheese pizza 278
goatskin umbrella 2
gob of wet hair 21
gold lamé pants 8
gold wedding ring 1
Golden Mr. Accessory 1
golden ring 200
Goodfella contract 5
googly eye 17
goth kid t-shirt 4
gr8ps 3
grapefruit 22
grapes 68
grassy cutlass 12
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 4
gray bow tie 27
green beer 110
green candy heart 40
green pixel 494
green smoke bomb 50
green snowcone 2
green-frosted astral cupcake 21
gremlin juice 13
gremlin mutagen 4
grog 1
grouchy restless spirit 14
grue egg 23
grue egg omelette 41
grumpy old man charrrm 4
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 9
grungy flannel shirt 3
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guitar pick 88
Gummi-DNA 4
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 2
haiku katana 1
hair spray 366
half-rotten brain 3
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 3
halibut 3
hamethyst 21
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst ring 1
handful of confetti 6
handful of hand chalk 47
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 17
handful of nuts and berries 7
handful of pine needles 7
handful of sand 57
handful of sawdust 8
handful of walnuts 1
handmade hobby horse 2
handsomeness potion 75
Hanukkimbo dreidl 4
happiness 6
harem girl t-shirt 11
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 3
headhunter necktie 6
heart necklace 4
heavy D 3,585
heavy metal sonata 5
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
Hell ramen 7
hellion cube 7
helmet turtle 61
hemp net 23
hemp string 77
henna face paint 13
henna tattoo 34
herb brownies 73
herbal stuffing 29
herbs 7
hermit permit 27
herringcello 46
high-pressure seltzer bottle 2,155
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 2
hill of beans 34
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 82
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 145
hippy medical kit 80
hippy protest button 66
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 742
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 2
homeless hobo spirit 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 9
horizontal tango 48
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot buttered roll 2
hot date 25
hot hi mein 9
hot katana blade 160
hot nuggets 12
hot powder 12
hot wad 3
hot wing 503
hovering sombrero 3
huge spoon 63
hyperbolic plasma focuser 91
hypodermic needle 5
ice-cold fotie 90
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 500
ice-cold six-pack 137
ice-cold Willer 248
iced-out bling 1
icy katana hilt 43
icy mushroom wine 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 6
imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 3
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 19
Imp Ale 1,000
incredible pizza 10
incredibly creepy marionette 47
infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 38
inflatable duck 6
ink bladder 2
inkwell 26
insanely spicy bean burrito 235
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 2
irate sombrero 66
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron pasta spoon 212
irradiated candy cane 24
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 132
jack flapper 7
Jack-in-the-box 4
jamfish jam 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 3
jar of squeeze 4
Jarlsberg's earring 10
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 14
jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 100
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Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 14
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jug-o-magicalness 6
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 105
jumbo olive 296
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jungle floor wax 15
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keg shield 18
Kentucky-style derby 5
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 44
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kickback cookbook 6
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killing feather 241
Kissin' Cousins 9
kite 53
kiwi 11
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Knob Goblin elite helm 19
Knob Goblin elite pants 25
Knob Goblin elite polearm 21
Knob Goblin elite shirt 23
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Knob Goblin harem pants 67
Knob Goblin harem veil 94
Knob Goblin love potion 741
Knob Goblin lunchbox 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 44
Knob Goblin pants 41
Knob Goblin perfume 45
Knob Goblin scimitar 44
Knob Goblin seltzer 597
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 3
Knob Goblin steroids 1,014
Knob Goblin superseltzer 389
Knob Goblin tongs 45
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 9
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Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 2
Knob mushroom 4
Knob pasty 4
Knob sausage 4
Knob sausage stir-fry 129
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knoll mushroom wine 1
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knuckle sandwich 705
kumquat 1
large box 104
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lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 5
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
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leaf of grass 1
leaflet 2
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leathery bat skin 6
leathery cat skin 9
leathery rat skin 5
leftovers of indeterminate origin 19
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length of string 2
leotarrrd 36
Let Me Be! 3
lewd playing card 3
libation of liveliness 13
Libram of Divine Favors 2
licorice garrote 2
lihc eye 679
lihc eye pie 45
lihc face 258
limburger biker boots 1
lime 3
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 159
line 406
linoleum crossbow 14
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum ore 43
linoleum staff 18
linoleum sword 24
lion oil 179
little box of fireworks 1
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llama lama gong 257
loaded serum blowgun 2
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 23
lollipop stick 1
long pork 7
long skinny balloon 70
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose teeth 1,470
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 97
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 5
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 4
lotion of hotness 23
lotion of sleaziness 32
lotion of spookiness 4
lotion of stench 3
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 116
love song of disturbing obsession 2
love song of icy revenge 118
love song of naughty innuendo 133
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love song of sugary cuteness 128
love song of vague ambiguity 134
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lowercase N 28
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lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 2
lucky rabbit's foot 3
Lucky Surprise Egg 5
lucky Tam O'Shanter 3
lumbering jack 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 1
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M-242 109
Mace of the Tortoise 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 391
mafia aria 567
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 73
magical ice cubes 329
magical mystery juice 2,198
magicalness-in-a-can 36
magilaser blastercannon 2
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 6
magnifying glass 4
maid head 4
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makeshift turban 1
mama's squeezebox 1
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 10
Manetwich 3
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mariachi pants 61
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marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 7
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Mark V Steam-Hat 1
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martini 20
marzipan skull 321
massive sitar 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 5
mauve plastic oyster egg 6
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 10
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Maxing, Relaxing 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5
mayfly bait necklace 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 5,554
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
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meat paste 208
meat stack 15
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 1,137
meatcar model 1
meatspout staff 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1,368
megatofu 11
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mesh cap 10
metallic A 86
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 4,206
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Milk Studs 63
milky potion 5
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miner's helmet 103
miner's pants 101
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miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3
missing wine 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 353
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Mon Tiki 2
monkey wrench 23
monomolecular yo-yo 372
Monstar energy beverage 198
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mood ring 40
moonglasses 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 21
mother's secret recipe 4
Mountain Stream soda 268
moxie weed 344
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 5
Mr. Mediocrebar 682
MSG 2
muculent machete 1
mugcake 2
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mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 69
murky potion 4
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nanite-infested eggnog 22
nanite-infested fruitcake 20
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 18
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natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 53
naughty origami kit 2
ND 20
necklace chain 47
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Newbiesport™ tent 6
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 1
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ninja mop 13
non-stick pugil stick 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
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Now and Earlier 13
nurse's hat 5
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 11
obsidian dagger 5
ocarina of space 3
ocean motion 45
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Oil of Parrrlay 21
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oily mushroom wine 1
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Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
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old-fashioned 210
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oozenog 6
open sauce 26
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Orcish cargo shorts 14
Orcish frat-paddle 7
Orcish meat locker 17
Order of the Silver Wossname 2
Oreille Divisée brandy 3
original G 3,476
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oversized fish scaler 18
oversized pipe 40
oversized pizza cutter 24
oyster basket 19
pack of KWE trading card 1
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PADL Phone 461
pail 68
painful penne pasta 1
pair of bolt cutters 1
palm frond 17
palm-frond capris 2
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palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 3
palm-frond whip 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 10
panhandle panhandling hat 3
pants kit 16
panty raider camouflage 30
papaya 206
papaya sling 24
papaya slung 31
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paperclip 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
passable elf mask 2
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pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 84
patchouli oil bomb 2
patent antipsychotics 3
patent leather shoes 3
peach 10
pear 10
pearidot 21
PEEZ dispenser 37
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penguin skin 292
penguin thesaurus 41
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penguinskin mini-kilt 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 505
peppermint patty 1
perforated battle paddle 27
perpendicular hula 38
personal massager 166
personal raindrop 1
personalized coffee mug 232
pestoblade 1
pet rock 9
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 101
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 115
petit 4.1 4
petrified time 1
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phat turquoise bracelet 7
philosopher's scone 35
philter of phorce 1
phonics down 880
photoprotoneutron torpedo 300
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 175
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
pie crust 16
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 132
piercing post 45
pile of candy 173
pile of dusty animal bones 30
pile of jumping beans 45
pine tar 2
Pine-Fresh air freshener 85
pink candy heart 94
pink pinkslip slip 2
pink pony 25
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pirate fledges 1
pirate pamphlet 1
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pirate shirt 14
pirate tract 4
pitchfork 10
pixel hat 3
pixel pants 3
pixel sword 3
pixellated candy heart 75
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 2
plastic ingot 634
plot hole 3,932
plum 10
plump juicy grub 72
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 10
pointed stick 4
pointy mushroom 9
pointy red hat 3
poison pen 7
poisonous caviar 74
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
polyalloy shield 14
Polysniff Perfume 3
pool cue 14
pool torpedo 8
porquoise 20
porquoise bracelet 6
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise ring 3
portable corkscrew 21
portable photocopier 4
possessed tomato 2
possessed top 7
potato sprout 6
potion of temporary gr8ness 2
poultrygeist 3
poutine 15
powdered donut 1
powdered organs 2
powdered wig 1
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 602
pr0n stir-fry 1
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Prelude of Precision 1
pressurized potion of perception 1
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pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pretty flower 11
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 7
prismatic wad 1
probability potion 7,046
procrastination potion 3,511
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 25
psycho sweater 4
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puce plastic oyster egg 38
puce polka-dot oyster egg 17
puce striped oyster egg 1
pufferfish spine 41
pulsing flesh 22
punk rock jacket 35
purple glowstick 1
purple snowcone 305
purple-frosted astral cupcake 25
pygmy blowgun 13
pygmy nose-bone 8
pygmy pygment 8
pygmy spear 2
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 4
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 7
radium-flavored potato chips 103
rag doll 2
rainbow tie 1
ram horns 90
ram stick 82
Ram's Face Lager 786
ram-battering staff 2
raspberry 11
rat appendix 398
rat appendix kabob 31
rat appendix stir-fry 13
rat scrapple 1
ratgut 127
ratini 23
rave whistle 100
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 32
razor-sharp can lid 402
razor-tipped yo-yo 10
really dense meat stack 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 57
recursive spline reticulator 79
red balloon 1
red gummi ingot 107
red paisley oyster egg 28
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 12
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 6
red snowcone 513
red striped oyster egg 2
redrum 15
reflection of a map 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 209
reodorant 86
respected companion biscuit 8
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 7
rewinged stab bat 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
rice bowl 27
ridiculously huge sword 86
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 8
rigid carapace 7
ring of aggravate monster 15
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 4
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 2
ring of increase damage 1
ring setting 3
roasted marshmallow 128
roboduck-on-a-string 3
robotronic egg 7
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 496
rockin' wagon 13
rocky raccoon 16
rogue swarmer 266
roll in the hay 390
roll of toilet paper 19
rook cookie 1
rose-colored glasses 1
rough fish scale 566
round green sunglasses 8
round purple sunglasses 23
royal jelly 98
rubber axe 5
rubber emo roe 100
rubber WWBD? bracelet 7
rubber WWJD? bracelet 5
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 5
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 1
rum and cola 30
rum barrel charrrm 5
rusty bonesaw 3
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty compass 1
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 138
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 8
rusty metal shaft 12
rusty rivet 2
rusty speargun 3
S.A.V.E. flyer 2
sabre teeth 213
safarrri hat 39
safety vest 2
sake bomb 302
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander spleen 71
salinated mint julep 113
salty dog 2,059
salty slug 35
sand dollar 3
sandwich of the gods 10
sane hatrack 2
saucepan 190
sausage bomb 83
sausage pizza 27
savoy truffle 14
sawblade fragment 271
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 6
screwing pooch 3
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 23
scroll of drastic healing 1,300
scroll of pasta summoning 395
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 45
scrumptious ice ant 6
scrumptious reagent 2,926
sea blueberry 2
sea broccoli 312
sea cauliflower 340
sea cowbell 11
sea grease 1
sea honeydew 2
sea lasso 30
sea leather 1
sea lychee 2
sea persimmon 360
sea salt scrubs 8
sea tangelo 2
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seal-clubbing club 33
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sealhide belt 2
sealhide buckler 2
sealhide cloak 2
sealhide gloves 2
sealhide hood 2
sealhide leggings 2
sealhide moccasins 2
sealhide seal doll 2
sealhide snare 2
sealhide whip 2
sealskin drum 1
seaweed 200
security flashlight 2
Senior Mints 12
Sensual Massage for Creeps 6
serpentine sword 2
serum of sarcasm 301
sewer nuggets 1
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 2
shadowy seal eye 1
shark jumper 1
shaving cream 1
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shingle 2
shiny hood ornament 96
shiny ring 75
shock collar 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 17
shot of orange schnapps 25
shot of rotgut 12
shot of tomato schnapps 16
shredded hellseal hide 3
shrinking powder 2
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 281
simple ancient cursed key 3
sinewy crossbow string 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 259
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
sk8board 30
skate board 1
skate skates 1
skate skin 1
skeleton bone 954
skeleton key 26
skeleton key ring 6
skeletortoise 1
skewer 22
skewer-mounted razor blade 16
skewered cat appendix 87
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 7
slab of sponge 19
slap and tickle 133
sleaze powder 3
sleaze wad 3
sleazy bindle 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleeping snowy owl 6
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slip 'n' slide 1
slow jam collection 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
slug of shochu 1
slug of vodka 1
small box 59
small leather glove 3
smart skull 687
smile-sharpening stone 6
smoky potion 23
smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 5
snake 100
snake shield 2
snapdragon pistil 1
snarling wolf shield 4
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 13
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 29
snorkel 3
Snow Queen Crown 56
snowboarder pants 129
soda water 24
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 871
soggy seed packet 1
solid gold bowling ball 9
solid gold pegleg 1,242
sonar-in-a-biscuit 59
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
Space Tourist Phaser 1
Space Tours Tripple 1
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spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 812
spandex anniversary shorts 1
sparkler 100
spectre scepter 5
SPF 451 lip balm 3
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spices 86
spicy bean burrito 1
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spider web 515
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spooky cosmetics bag 3
spooky eggnog 16
spooky mushroom 615
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spooky stick 64
spooky stir-fry 58
Spooky Surprise Egg 172
spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 2
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 28
spork 7
spray paint 5
spring 110
sprocket 189
square CRIMBCOOKIE 5
squashed frog 6
Squat-Thrust Magazine 3
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 28
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
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stale baguette 23
stalk of asparagus 117
star 408
star boomerang 1
star buckler 3
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star crossbow 9
star hat 10
star key lime pie 11
star pants 1
star shirt 2
star spatula 1
star staff 2
star stiletto 1
star sword 2
stench nuggets 17
stench wad 3
sterno-flavored Hob-O 123
stick 1
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 12
stick-on eyebrow piercing 131
stick-on-a-string 1
stinkin' bindle 2
stinky hi mein 4
stinky mushroom 2
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 82
stolen sushi 86
stone banjo 3
stone frisbee 3
stone of eXtreme power 60
strange shiny disc 1
strawberry 532
strawberry daiquiri 17
strawberyl 13
string of blue beads 7
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of green beads 8
string of red beads 5
stringy sinew 9
strongness elixir 52
studded leather boxer shorts 1,000
stuffed alien blob 5
stuffed angry cow 30
stuffed astral badger 32
stuffed baby gravy fairy 20
stuffed bandersnatch 2
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 1
stuffed caterpillar 2
stuffed Cheshire bitten 28
stuffed cocoabo 24
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 124
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 28
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 25
stuffed gray blob 17
stuffed hand turkey 28
stuffed key 8
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 26
stuffed Meat 1
stuffed mind flayer 30
stuffed mink 2
stuffed monocle 4
stuffed ninja snowman 86
stuffed pocketwatch 2
stuffed scary death orb 10
stuffed shoulder parrot 109
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 17
stuffed snowy owl 27
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 24
stuffed spooky mushroom 5
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 27
stuffed teddy butler 5
stuffed tin of caviar 3
stuffed treasure chest 11
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 35
stuffed walrus 2
stunt nuts 7
sturdy cane 21
sturdy Crimbo crate 15
sturdy sword hilt 2
stylish swimsuit 1
styrofoam ore 8
sucky decal 6
suede shortsword 1
Summer Nights 6
sunken chest 200
suntan lotion of moxiousness 123
super-spiky hair gel 343
superamplified boom box 10
superheated fudge 12
Supernova Champagne 22
support cummerbund 253
supportive bra 1
Swabbie™ swab 3
swashbuckling pants 102
sweet ninja sword 2
swirly potion 10
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 35
t8r tots 229
taco shell 428
Tales from the Fireside 5
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 4
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 177
tambourine bells 47
tangerine 9
tap shoes 1
tarrrnish charrrm 2
tassel 2
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 747
tasty tart 20
tattered paper crown 1
tattered scrap of paper 22
teddy bear 4
teddy borg 109
teeny-tiny ninja stars 2
temporary teardrop tattoo 2
tenderizing hammer 5
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila grenade 56
tequila sunrise 68
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 5
thin black candle 6,459
thistle wine 2
Tiki lighter 2
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WA 43
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