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Display Case for Jehanmandeville (#2308674)

This player is ranked #119 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,626 items.

This player is a member of the clan Jerusalem Slim's.

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Jehanmandeville (#2308674)

This player has 4,626 unique items and 77,771 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"meat" stick	3
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
	2-ball	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
	4-ball	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-ball	1
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	1
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	8-ball	1
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	9
	A muse-bouche	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	abstraction: action	1
	abstraction: category	1
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	1
	abstraction: purpose	1
	abstraction: sensation	1
	abstraction: thought	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	acceptable mayolus	1
	accidental cider	1
	accord ion	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual blood sausage	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	1
	adder	1
	adder bladder	1
	Adventurer bobblehead	2
	aerogel accordion	1
	aerogel akubra	1
	aerogel anvil	1
	aerogel apron	1
	aerogel ascot	1
	aerogel attache case	1
	Affirmation Cookie	1
	Afternoon Delight	1
	Agent Mauve	1
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	1
	airblaster gun	1
	airplane tattoo	1
	Aldebaran sardines	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien animal goo	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	1
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien meat	1
	alien plant goo	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
	alphabet gum	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	1
	amok putter	1
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient medicinal herbs	1
	ancient oil painting of yourself	25
	ancient pills	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	1
	anger blaster	1
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	animal part cracker	1
	ankleweights	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique shield	1
	antique spear	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	armored prawn	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos thermos	2
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	1
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	assassin's cheese knife	1
	asteroid belt	2
	astral mushroom	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	1
	autocalliope	1
	automatic catapult	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	1
	baby oil shooter	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	BACON	1
	baconstone	1
	bad vibroknife	1
	badass belt	14
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of grain	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of park garbage	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of random words	1
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
	Baja sopapilla	13
	baked stuffing	2
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	balanced antler	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	5
	banana peel	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	bar skin	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	barnacled barrel	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	129
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel cracker	1
	barrel gun	4
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	3
	barrrnacle	1
	Barulio's bottle	1
	basaltamander tongue	1
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic martini	1
	basic meat sword	1
	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat wing	4
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	54
	batarang	1
	batblade	2
	Batfellow comic	1
	batgut	3
	batskin belt	95
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	Battlie Light Saver	11
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	beach ball marble	1
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	3
	bean burrito	5
	bear claw	7
	beard incense	2
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful rainbow	1
	beaver punch (papaya)	1
	beavermouth	1
	bed of coals	1
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beefy pill	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	84
	beer bong	24
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	1
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	beholed bedsheet	1
	Beignet Milgranet	2
	bejeweled cufflinks	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	71
	bellhop's hat	2
	Belt of Howling Anger	50
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	bent scrap metal	3
	berries of suffering	2
	berry-infused sake	3
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	2
	big boom	1
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	big dribbly candle	3
	Big Punk	1
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	4
	big stick	1
	big tun	1
	biker's hat	1
	bilge wine	3
	bird rib	1
	birdbone corset	2
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	20
	bit-o-cactus	4
	bitter bowtie	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	9
	black and white cracker	2
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black blade	10
	Black Body™ spray	2
	black brandy	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cloak	1
	black eye shadow	2
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	5
	black forest cake	9
	black forest ham	9
	black friar's tonsure	16
	black gold	1
	black greaves	2
	black helmet	2
	Black Hole	2
	black kettle drum	3
	black label	1
	black magic powder	18
	black mana	3
	Black No. 2	2
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	7
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black pudding	6
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	2
	black spot	1
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	blackberry	50
	blackberry combat boots	2
	blackberry galoshes	3
	blackberry moccasins	2
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	4
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	5
	blob of acid	2
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	blood and blood	20
	blood of the Wereseal	3
	blood-drive sticker	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	15
	bloodstain stick	4
	bloody beer	4
	bloody clown pants	3
	bloody mary	3
	Bloody Nora	1
	blowdart	22
	blue class ring	186
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue grass	5
	blue lava globs	1
	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
	blue mana	3
	blue money bag	1
	blue oyster badge	55
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	31
	blue pixel potion	3
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue shell	4
	blue tulip	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boilermaker	3
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	1
	bone abacus	22
	bone bandoneon	3
	bone bons	2
	bone chips	1
	bone flute	19
	bonsai tree	1
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	10
	Boosty Juice	1
	BOOterfinger	3
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	49
	booty chest charrrm	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's Helm	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	bottle of alcohol	25
	bottle of Amontillado	61
	bottle of anís	5
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	48
	bottle of cooking sherry	20
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of Definit	65
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	22
	bottle of drinkin' gas	4
	bottle of Evermore	4
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3
	bottle of fruity "wine"	4
	bottle of gin	84
	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
	bottle of gregnadigne	35
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	26
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	2
	bottle of laundry sherry	3
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	12
	bottle of lighter fluid	3
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	15
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of norwhiskey	4
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	3
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	2
	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	29
	bottle of Professor Beer	4
	bottle of Race Car Red	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	2
	bottle of realpagne	2
	bottle of Red-Out	22
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	252
	bottle of sake	4
	bottle of sea wine	15
	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
	bottle of tequila	212
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of vodka	103
	bottle of whiskey	179
	bottle of wine	2
	bottle opener belt buckle	49
	bottled day	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	37
	bowl of eyeballs	2
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	39
	bowl of lucky charms	3
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of marinade	3
	bowl of mummy guts	2
	bowl of rye sprouts	8
	Bowl of Scorpions	2
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
	bowl of topioca	2
	Bowlet	1
	bowling ball	15
	box	3
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Dweebs	4
	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
	box of sunshine	4
	box turtle	1
	boxed champagne	7
	boxed wine	96
	boxing glove	1
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain preservation fluid	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3
	brains casserole	6
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	brass gear	79
	bread line	5
	bread mold	1
	bread roll	2
	breadchucks	13
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	70
	breakfast miracle	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO stud	1
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	281
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	5
	brine	46
	broberry brogurt	3
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	16
	broken sword	19
	bronze	1
	bronze breastplate	9
	bronze polish	2
	bronzed locust	68
	BROS Energy Drink	2
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	19
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	9
	brown pixel	1
	brown sugar cane	15
	browser cookie	2
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubblegum heart	6
	bubblewrap ore	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	3
	bubblin' crude	504
	bubbling tempura batter	2
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	2
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	1
	buckyball	1
	Buddy Bjorn	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	46
	bum cheek	3
	bunch of sea grapes	36
	bunch of square grapes	2
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bunny liver	77
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt snowpants	3
	BURT	42
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	3
	Bustle Hustler	1
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Knob	2
	button rouge	18
	buzzard feather	14
	buzzing mushroom wine	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.H.U.M. chum	4
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	cactus fruit	22
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	calle de miel	2
	Camp Scout backpack	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	campfire stew	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	8
	can of black paint	2
	can of Brütalbräu	1
	can of drain cleaner	2
	can of Drooling Monk	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2
	can of maces	1
	can of Rain-Doh	1
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	3
	can of Swiller	5
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can of V-11	1
	can opener	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
	can-you-dig-it?	3
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	9
	candied kobold	1
	candied nuts	1
	candied pecan	3
	candied sweet potatoes	2
	candied yams	1
	Candy Alexander	2
	candy brain	2
	candy cane	1
	candy carrot	1
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy dog collar	1
	candy dress shoes	2
	candy mountain oyster	5
	candy necktie	1
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	1
	cannonball charrrm	1
	canopic jar	60
	cap gun	30
	capacitor relay	1
	captured boozles	2
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	2
	cardboard katana	8
	cardboard ore	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	40
	carob brownies	3
	carob chunk cookies	5
	carob chunk noodles	6
	carob chunks	2
	Carol of the Bulls	1
	Carol of the Hells	1
	Carol of the Thrills	1
	Carpathian longsword	5
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	1
	carton of gaspers	4
	carton of rotten eggs	5
	carton of snake milk	15
	cartoon harpoon	86
	cartoon heart	1
	cashew	3
	casino pass	1
	cast	5
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	17
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	24
	catgut taco	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	censored can label	2
	Centauri fish wine	1
	centipede eggs	27
	centurion helmet	1
	Chakra Libre	3
	chakra malt	2
	chakra sludge	3
	chakra-mental wine	1
	chalk chain	1
	chalk chalice	1
	chalk chapeau	1
	chalk chinos	1
	chalk chlamys	1
	chalk choker	1
	chaos butterfly	43
	charisma potion	7
	Charity's choker	2
	charming flute	20
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	3
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	2
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap sunglasses	28
	cheap toaster	1
	cheer extractor	1
	cheer-o-gram	1
	Cheer-Up soda	1
	cheerful antler hat	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheerful pajama pants	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef's hat	1
	cherry	2
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	4
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
	chest barrel	3
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	chewable paper	12
	chewing gum on a string	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	Chinese curse words	2
	chintzy accordion pin	6
	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
	chintzy noodle ring	3
	chintzy saucepan earring	5
	chintzy seal pendant	5
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	25
	chloroform rag	2
	choco-Crimbot	1
	Choco-Mint patty	2
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1
	chocolate pocketwatch	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate Spider Queen	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	2
	chocolate turtle totem	2
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocotini	4
	chopsticks	2
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	2
	chrome ore	8
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	3
	Churchill	1
	cigar box turtle	12
	cigarette lighter	29
	cinnamon cannoli	2
	circle drum	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
	citrus-infused sake	1
	classy monkey	38
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	Claybender glasses	15
	Climate Colada	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	63
	Cloaca grenade	7
	Cloaca-Cola	32
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	62
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork sword	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	9
	clown shoes	2
	clown skin	3
	club necklace	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	12
	coal contact lenses	12
	coal dust	4
	coal shovel	1
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	3
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
	cocktail mushroom	2
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	13
	cocoa egg	3
	cocoa eggshell fragment	152
	coconut shell	1
	coffin lid	6
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coily™	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	3
	cold mashed potatoes	2
	cold ninja mask	2
	cold nuggets	7
	cold powder	7
	cold water bottle	39
	cologne of contempt	4
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colorful toad	29
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	12
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	2
	commemorative war stein	1
	communal gobstopper	6
	communications windchimes	91
	complex mushroom wine	1
	compounded experience	38
	compressed air canister	2
	compression stocking	39
	concentrated cordial of concentration	2
	concentrated garbage juice	3
	concentrated magicalness pill	2
	concoction of clumsiness	3
	confiscated cell phone	53
	confiscated comic book	53
	confiscated love note	70
	confusing LED clock	21
	conjured ice cream	18
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
	contract enforcement stick	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	3
	cookie cookie	3
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
	cool iron breastplate	1
	cool jelly donut	2
	cool mushroom	5
	cool mushroom casserole	6
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	12
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	cordial of concentration	3
	corn holder	38
	Cornbeefadon	4
	corncob pipe	3
	cornucopia	1
	cornuthaum	3
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
	Corpse Island iced tea	7
	corpse on the beach	3
	corpsebite	3
	corpsedriver	4
	corpsetini	6
	corrupted data	1
	corrupted marrow	1
	cosmetic football	18
	Cosmic Calorie	427
	costume rental shop	26
	costume sword	2
	counterfeit city	1
	cow poker	8
	crêepy mask	8
	crabsicle	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	40
	cranberries	133
	cranberry cordial	4
	cranberry cylinder	1
	crappy brain	5
	crappy waiter disguise	91
	crate of firebombs	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	16
	Crazymaker	2
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	4
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	7
	creamsicle	4
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	2
	creepy nursery rhyme	2
	creepy voice box	2
	crident	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	Crimbeau de toilette	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	70
	Crimbo candle	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
	Crimbo fudge	71
	Crimbo peppermint bark	72
	Crimbo pie	2
	Crimbo salad	5
	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
	Crimbolex watch	5
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
	Crimboween memo	77
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
	Crimbuck	222
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	5
	Crown of the Goblin King	130
	crown-shaped beanie	5
	crude crudités	5
	crude voodoo doll	18
	crudles	4
	cruelty-free wine	7
	crumbling rat skull	3
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crusty hula hoop	2
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystalline cheer	34
	crystalline light bulb	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	182
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cube of ectoplasm	3
	cubic zirconia	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of primitive beer	8
	cupcake-in-a-cup	2
	curmudgel	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	custard pie	5
	custom sixgun	1
	cute meteoroid	2
	cute mushroom	11
	cyan seashell	119
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	2
	cylindrical mold	1
	D roll	6
	Daffy Taffy	8
	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	71
	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	23
	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	39
	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	111
	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	79
	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	69
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	48
	daily dungeon malware	1
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	11
	damp bar rag	2
	dance card	6
	dancing fan	35
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	Dark & Starry	3
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	1
	das boot	1
	day-old beer	3
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	31
	dead lights pie	3
	dead meat bun	6
	deadfall branch	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	2
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decent brain	1
	decomposed boot	15
	decorative fountain	1
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
	dehydrated caviar	28
	delicious candy	2
	delicious noodles	2
	delicious salad	4
	delicious spicy noodles	5
	delicious star salad	4
	delicious swamp muck	9
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon makeup kit	5
	demon skin	26
	demonic surgical gloves	3
	denastified haunch	1
	denim axe	1
	denim jacket	18
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	8
	deodorant	6
	depantsing bomb	27
	desiccated apricot	30
	detective roscoe	2
	detective tattoo	1
	devil hair pasta	2
	devil-summoning hat	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	108
	dew yoana lei	3
	dew yoana salacious lei	2
	diamond-studded cane	34
	dice belt buckle	1
	dice ring	1
	dice sunglasses	1
	dice-print do-rag	1
	dice-print pajama pants	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	didgeridooka	25
	dieting pill	23
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	2
	diluted makeup	14
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dinner roll	1
	Dinsey face paint	2
	Dinsey food-cone	4
	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
	Dinsey Whinskey	4
	Dinsey's pants	1
	dire fudgesicle	50
	dirt julep	3
	dirty hobo gloves	30
	dirty rigging rope	4
	disassembled clover	8
	disbelief suspenders	1
	discarded swimming trunks	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
	disco ball	13
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco biscuit	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	4
	discocktail	1
	disease	13
	disembodied brain	1
	Disgeist	3
	dishrag	12
	disintegrating barrel	1
	disintegrating quill pen	50
	disintegrating sheet music	4
	displaced fish	1
	disposable instant camera	2
	disposable lighter	40
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	161
	disturbing fanfic	56
	Divine	1
	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
	dog ointment	3
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollop of barbecue sauce	28
	dolphin whistle	2
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dorky glasses	19
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
	double barreled barrel gun	1
	double entendre	1
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	2
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	Doublepunchplanter	2
	drab sonata	27
	Drac & Tan	5
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	8
	dragon snaps	6
	dread tarragon	1
	dreadful fedora	1
	dreadful roast	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	dream of a dog	1
	dress pants	7
	dried face	5
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	drinks tray	4
	dripping meat sword	1
	drive-by shooting	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
	droll monocle	2
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	droopy doll eye	5
	drop of water-37	1
	droppable microphone	1
	Drowsy Sword	131
	drum machine	14
	drum of tommy ammo	13
	Drunken Astrophysicist	7
	Drunken Neurologist	2
	Drunken Philosopher	4
	dry martini	8
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	3
	ducha de oro	3
	duct tape	265
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	4
	duct tape wallet	3
	dueling turtle	3
	DUFRESNE Suds	332
	dull fish scale	27
	dumb mud	1
	Dump Truck	6
	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
	dungeoneering kit	1
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker fangs	12
	Duskwalker syringe	35
	Dust bunny	16
	dusty barrel	1
	dusty bottle of blood	5
	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
	dusty bottle of Merlot	10
	dusty bottle of Muscat	5
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
	dusty bottle of Port	9
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	6
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	2
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty right clavicle	2
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	6
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
	eagle feather	89
	eagle's milk	78
	ear poison	47
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
	Eau de Guaneau	5
	ectoplasm au jus	2
	ectoplasmic orbs	118
	edible alien plant bit	32
	eel battery	17
	eerie fetish	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	10
	effervescent potion	1
	eggbeater	14
	eggnog	5
	Egnaro berry	2
	eighth plague	2
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato restraints	2
	eldritch alignment spray	5
	eldritch concentrate	1
	eldritch distillate	4
	eldritch dough	1
	eldritch effluvium	12
	eldritch elixir	2
	eldritch essence	1
	eldritch extract	3
	eldritch hat	1
	eldritch ichor	1
	eldritch mushroom	1
	eldritch oil	8
	eldritch rub	3
	eldritch scanner	1
	Eldritch snap	3
	electric copperhead potion	31
	Electric Punch	1
	electric snakebite	17
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electrician's hardhat	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	electronics kit	43
	elegant nightstick	3
	elemental caipiroska	3
	elemental sugarcube	1
	elephant stinger	1
	eleven-foot pole	2
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	9
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	5
	Elmley shades	5
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	15
	elven magi-pack	5
	elven medi-pack	9
	elven squeeze	11
	elven suicide capsule	2
	elven tambourine	1
	Elvish delight	4
	embezzler's oil	2
	emergency margarita	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	14
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	55
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	2
	enchanted bean	2
	enchanted bean burrito	120
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted muesli	45
	Enchanted Plunger	2
	enchanted toothpick	1
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	56
	Engorged Sausages and You	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
	enormous belt buckle	22
	enormous hoop earring	1
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	4
	escargotsicle	1
	eternal car battery	3
	eternal knot tattoo	1
	Event Horizon	2
	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	6
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	1
	excitement pill	6
	exotic jungle fruit	256
	exotic travel brochure	95
	expensive camera	1,609
	expensive champagne	1
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	experimental serum G-9	1
	experimental serum P-00	4
	exploding cigar	18
	exploding hacky-sack	43
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	2
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	5
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
	extra-spicy bloody mary	7
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
	extra-toasted half sandwich	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	15
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	48
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely confusing manual	2
	extremely slippery nipple	2
	extremely wet T-shirt	5
	eyedrops of newt	5
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyedrops of the ocelot	8
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	4
	fabric hardener	5
	fabric softener	1
	facsimile dictionary	8
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	4
	fake cocktail	5
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
	fancy bath salts	204
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy calligraphy pen	1
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy dress ball	1
	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	8
	fancy opera glasses	1
	fancy party pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	4
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	5
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
	fat stacks of cash	71
	fat wallet	9
	Fauna Libre	4
	FDKOL commendation	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	feathered headdress	1
	Feliz Navidad	1
	felt	3
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	ferret bait	14
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
	festive holiday hat	1
	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	2
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	1
	fiberglass fannypack	1
	fiberglass fedora	1
	fiberglass fetish	1
	fiberglass fingerguard	2
	fiberglass foil	1
	fiberglass frock	1
	figurine of a charred seal	7
	figurine of a cold seal	44
	figurine of a shadowy seal	15
	figurine of a sleek seal	45
	figurine of a slippery seal	5
	figurine of a stinking seal	7
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	18
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	26
	filet of The Fish	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy armor	8
	filthy child leash	317
	filthy corduroys	17
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	6
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	2
	fine aged cheddarwurst	4
	fine wine	10
	finger cymbals	6
	fire	1
	fire flower	6
	fire of unknown origin	92
	fire poi	10
	fireball	1
	fireclutch	33
	fireman's lunch	6
	firemilk	5
	fireproof megaphone	9
	Firewater	3
	first-aid pouch	1
	fish head	1
	fish sauce	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish-liver oil	3
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy pipe	2
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	33
	Five Second Energy™	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	2
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	Flaming Caipiranha	2
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	13
	flaming feather	72
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	4
	Flaming Mohobo	4
	flaming mushroom	9
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	4
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	16
	flan del mar	4
	flange	1
	flapper floppers	1
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	2
	flask flops	44
	flask of Amontillado	3
	flask of baconstone juice	6
	flask of hamethyst juice	8
	flask of mining oil	1
	flask of porquoise juice	9
	flask of rainwater	87
	flask of tainted mining oil	1
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	5
	flavorless gruel	11
	flayed mind	3
	fleetwood chain	101
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
	fleshy lump	4
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	3
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty sand	1
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	4
	flute of flat champagne	40
	Flying Caipiranha	3
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	1
	Fog Murderer	2
	foie gras	6
	folder (KOLHS)	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	forbidden danish	4
	forbidden sausage	2
	forest spirit rattle	2
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	5
	fountain 'soda'	7
	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
	Frat Army FGF	32
	frat brats	3
	frayed rope belt	7
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	5
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
	freezerburned ice cube	4
	French bronilla brogurt	2
	freshwater fishbone	2
	freshwater pearl necklace	48
	fricasseed brains	32
	Friendliness Beverage	20
	Friendly Turkey	4
	frightful feather	2
	frigid derringer	8
	frigid hankyū	8
	frigid ninja stars	68
	Frigid Northern Beans	2
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	1
	frog lip-print	3
	Frogade	4
	Fromage Pinotage	2
	frost flower	3
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	8
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen feather	3
	frozen mushroom	6
	frozen nunchaku	9
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	92
	frozen turtle shell	3
	fruitcake	4
	fruitfilm	5
	fruity girl swill	2
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	2
	Fu Manchu Wax	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	4
	fudgecule	1
	fudgecycle	1
	full lava bottle	1
	full meat tank	8
	Fun-Guy spore	21
	funky dried mushroom	18
	funky eyepatch	4
	funky junk key	1
	funny bone	38
	furniture dolly	32
	furry fur	28
	furry green turtle	1
	furry pill	64
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fusillocybin	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	4
	future drug: Muscularactum	3
	future drug: Smartinex	7
	fuzzbump	1
	fuzzy busby	40
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	31
	fuzzy montera	57
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
	Fuzzy Tentacle	4
	ga-ga radio	2
	gabardine gaiters	1
	gabardine garibaldi	1
	gabardine garland	1
	gabardine girdle	1
	gabardine gloves	1
	gabardine gunnysack	1
	Gaia beads	14
	gallon of milk	1
	Game Grid ticket	44
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	74
	gamer slurry	2
	gamma nog	2
	garbage juice slurpee	624
	garbage sticker	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	6
	garish pinky ring	1
	Garland of Greatness	1
	gas balloon	12
	gas can	41
	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
	gator skin	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	51
	gauze garter	3
	gazely stare	4
	gearbox necklace	20
	Gearhead Goo	3
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	7
	ghost bit	22
	ghost cucumber	1
	Ghost Dog Chow	5
	ghost key	50
	ghost of a necklace	106
	ghost toga	43
	ghuol ears	85
	ghuol egg	98
	ghuol egg quiche	5
	ghuol guolash	40
	ghuol-ear kabob	2
	giant artisanal rice peeler	42
	giant breath mint	2
	giant cactus quill	26
	giant designer sunglasses	2
	giant discarded bottlecap	42
	giant discarded plastic fork	31
	giant discarded torn-up glove	58
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	76
	giant giant moth dust	38
	giant grain of protein powder	6
	giant gym membership card	8
	giant heirloom grape tomato	54
	giant jar of protein powder	13
	giant marshmallow	6
	giant motorcycle boots	7
	giant moxie weed	7
	giant neckbeard	46
	giant needle	130
	giant penguin keychain	27
	giant pinky ring	2
	giant safety pin	58
	giant shrimp fork	4
	giant spider leg	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	67
	giant turkey leg	51
	giant yellow hat	4
	gibson	82
	gift card	6
	gilt perfume bottle	12
	gimlet	3
	gin and tonic	95
	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
	ginger beer	1
	ginger snaps	14
	gingerbeard	1
	gingerbread bugbear	263
	gingerbread cigarette	1
	gingerbread dog treat	1
	gingerbread gavel	1
	gingerbread hoodie	5
	gingerbread horror	9
	gingerbread mask	1
	gingerbread mug	9
	gingerbread pistol	1
	gingerbread restraining order	2
	gingerbread smartphone	16
	gingerbread spice latte	2
	gingerbread tophat	1
	gingerbread trousers	2
	gingerbread waistcoat	2
	gingerbread wine	10
	ginseng	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	30
	glark cable	55
	glass casserole dish	4
	glass eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	1
	glass of bourbon	5
	glass of gnat milk	29
	glass of goat's milk	33
	glass of herbal tequila	8
	glass of warm milk	21
	glass pie plate	1
	glass slipper	1
	Glenn's golden dice	1
	glistening fish meat	35
	glittery mascara	26
	Glo-Pop	11
	glob of cream cheese	7
	glob of enchanted icing	2
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of melted wax	40
	glob of spoiled mayo	49
	gloomy mushroom wine	5
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	84
	glowing fungus	11
	glowing New Age crystal	25
	glowing red eye	74
	glowing syringe	10
	Glum berry	6
	glyph of athleticism	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	4
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	38
	gnauga hide	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	1
	gnoll teeth	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	4
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish sangria	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	1
	Gnomish sagngria	4
	go-go potion	28
	goat beard	7
	goat cheese	21
	goat cheese pizza	6
	goat cheese taco	8
	goatskin umbrella	47
	gob of wet hair	357
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin water	12
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	16
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold nuggets	1
	gold star	1
	gold toothbrush	2
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	30
	gold wedding ring	69
	Golden Mean	2
	golden ring	2,232
	Good 'n' Quiet	5
	good ash	3
	good brain	5
	Goodfella contract	35
	gooey lava globs	39
	googly eye	1
	Gordon Bennett	2
	Gorillape	1
	goth kid t-shirt	5
	GOTO	3
	gourmet gourami oil	9
	government cheese	3
	government-issue identification badge	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	gr8ps	115
	grain of sand	299
	grandfather watch	2
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
	grapefruit	20
	grapes	9
	grass clippings	1
	Grasshopper	6
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
	grave robbing shovel	60
	gravy boat	2
	gray seashell	246
	grease cannon	1
	grease trap	15
	great big capacitor	3
	great old fashioned	2
	Great Older Fashioned	5
	Great Wolf's left paw	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	64
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	green bean casserole	3
	green beer	9
	Green Burlap	5
	green clay bead	145
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	6
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	9
	green lava globs	1
	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
	green mana	3
	Green Manalishi	102
	Green Muslin	3
	green pixel	25
	green pixel potion	2
	green seashell	274
	green smoke bomb	3
	Green Velvet	8
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	green-iced sweet roll	4
	gremlin juice	43
	gremlin mutagen	4
	grey cube	2
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grilled mooseflank	1
	grim fairy tale	1
	grimstone galoshes	5
	grimstone mask	5
	grimy lab coat	4
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	grisly shell fragment	8
	grody jug	20
	grog	6
	grogpagne	1
	Groll doll	73
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	groping claw	2
	grouchy restless spirit	9
	groupie spangles	7
	grue egg	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	1
	grungy bandana	1
	guancertina	3
	guitar pick	18
	gummi fang	3
	gummi sword	1
	gummi turtle	31
	Gummi-Gnauga	11
	gumshoes	1
	gun cleaning kit	9
	gun parts	18
	gunky chicken	29
	gunner's daughter	2
	guy made of bee pollen	12
	hacked gibson	3
	haggis socks	90
	haggis-infused soap	186
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	78
	hair of the fish	8
	hair oil	14
	hair spray	59
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	half of a gold tooth	1
	half-baked potion	21
	half-digested coal	11
	half-melted spoon	15
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-size scalpel	24
	half-sized guitar	3
	halfberd	1
	ham steak	9
	hambrosier	1
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	7
	hamlet sandwich	1
	hand of cards	5
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	3
	hand-carved staff	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	handful of confetti	131
	handful of fire	43
	handful of hand chalk	163
	handful of moss	11
	handful of nuts and berries	6
	handful of pine needles	12
	handful of sand	404
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	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of stubble	6
	handful of tips	1
	handful of walnuts	5
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	5
	handyman "hand soap"	3
	happiness	12
	hardboiled egg	1
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hare brush	5
	harem girl t-shirt	6
	haunted battery	18
	haunted bindle	2
	haunted eggnog	1
	haunted flame	3
	haunted gimlet	1
	haunted paddle-ball	3
	hawk	10
	hawkface potion	4
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	10
	Haymaker	6
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	hazmat helmet	3
	head mirror	22
	headhunter necktie	16
	headless sparrow	1
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	1
	heat-resistant gloves	38
	heat-resistant necktie	18
	heat-resistant sheet metal	9
	heavy crown	11
	heavy D	28
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	heavy-duty clipboard	1
	hedgeturtle	59
	Hell broth	1
	hell in a bucket	2
	Hell ramen	3
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
	hellion cube	36
	hellseal claw	7
	hellseal whisker	6
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	45
	helmet turtle	3
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	hemp net	1
	hemp string	1
	henna face paint	11
	henna tattoo	10
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	13
	herbal stuffing	1
	herbs	1
	hermit factoid	8
	hermit permit	1
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	8
	herringcello	1
	Herringtini	3
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	12
	hewn moon-rune spoon	1
	hi-octane carrot juice	1
	hibiscus petal	2
	Hide-rox™ cookie	2
	high-calorie sugar substitute	5
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	high-temperature mining drill	2
	high-temperature mining mask	2
	Highest Bitter	3
	hill of beans	2
	hippopotamus skin	1
	Hippy Army MPE	16
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy medical kit	14
	hippy protest button	26
	hipster cocktail	2
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	holistic headache remedy	16
	Hollandaise helmet	3
	home robotics kit	50
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	homeopathic mint tea	1
	honey-dew	2
	honey-dipped locust	2
	hopping socks	9
	horizontal tango	5
	hors d'oeuvre tray	7
	Hot 'n' Scarys	12
	hot ashes	26
	hot buttered roll	5
	hot button candy	2
	hot coal	17
	hot date	24
	hot katana blade	30
	hot mint schnocolate	12
	hot nuggets	7
	hot plate	47
	hot powder	34
	hot watered rum	6
	hot wing	191
	hotel minibar key	34
	How to Avoid Scams	706
	How to Play Othello	3
	HP-35 Calculator	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge gold coin	1
	huge mint leaf	2
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge spoon	29
	human musk	22
	Humanitini	7
	humble pie	6
	Hundred Headed IPA	6
	hunk of granite	103
	hushed puppy	3
	hustler shades	115
	ice cream sandwich	5
	ice harvest	42
	ice hotel bell	26
	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice porter	41
	ice rice	1
	ice stein	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	2
	ice-cold fotie	13
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	9
	ice-cold Willer	191
	iceberg lettuce	1
	Iceberglar scarf	38
	iced plum wine	7
	iced-out bling	1
	icy hairspray	13
	icy katana hilt	4
	icy mushroom wine	6
	icy-hot katana	1
	igloo pie	2
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	33
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	26
	illegal firecracker	1
	Illuminati earpiece	1
	imitation crab meat	20
	imitation White Russian	90
	imp air	2
	Imp Ale	229
	imp unity ring	108
	impure gasoline	1
	incredible pizza	1
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
	industrial strength starch	8
	infernal fife	32
	infernal insoles	20
	inflatable duck	1
	infrablack lipstick	2
	initiative shawarma	5
	ink bladder	8
	inkwell	97
	inky squid sauce	1
	Inner Strength	1
	Inner Truth	5
	Inner Wisdom	4
	insanely spicy bean burrito	2
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	5
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	3
	Instant Karma	1
	internet point	1
	intricate clockwork egg	19
	invisibility cream	4
	invisible potion	6
	irate sombrero	1
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	2
	Iron Beta of Industry	3
	iron chain	1
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron torso box	4
	ironic mint	9
	irradiated candy cane	1
	irradiated turtle	35
	iShield	1
	Island Landslide	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	10
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	21
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	40
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	15
	jagged scrap metal	33
	jagged tooth	9
	jam band bootleg	42
	jamfish jam	1
	Jamocha berry	6
	janglin' bones	33
	jangly bracelet	1
	jangly spurs	1
	janitor sponge	1
	janitor's mop	2
	jar full of wind	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	13
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp honey	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
	jaunty feather	5
	java cookie	3
	jazzy cigarette holder	22
	Jefferson wings	41
	jellyfish gel	12
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jigsaw blade	5
	jive turkey leg	7
	Jokester makeup	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
	jug of "wine"	4
	jug of baconstone juice	10
	jug of booze	3
	jug of hamethyst juice	15
	jug of porquoise juice	4
	jug-o-magicalness	6
	jumbo olive	25
	jumping bean burrito	134
	jumping bean taco	3
	jumping horseradish	1
	jungle drum	8
	jungle floor wax	25
	Jungle Juice	3
	juniper berries	4
	junk food	7
	junk yard	8
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	7
	karma shawarma	1
	Kashmir sweater	2
	Keese berry	8
	keg shield	89
	kelp	371
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	ketchup hound	59
	kick-ass kicks	65
	kill screen	1
	killing feather	5
	killing jar	16
	king cookie	1
	kite	1
	kiwi	34
	kiwi beak	3
	kneecapping stick	1
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	3
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	24
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	8
	Knob Goblin firecracker	155
	Knob Goblin harem pants	47
	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
	Knob Goblin learning pill	6
	Knob Goblin love potion	13
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	11
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
	Knob Goblin pants	45
	Knob Goblin perfume	29
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
	Knob Goblin scimitar	49
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	6
	Knob Goblin spatula	6
	Knob Goblin steroids	10
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	60
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	Knob jelly donut	8
	knob ka-bobs	5
	Knob lo mein	3
	Knob mushroom	8
	knob mushroom wine	4
	Knob nuts	13
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	16
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	9
	Knob stir-fry	7
	Knob stroganoff	4
	Knob stuffed shells	7
	knobby helmet turtle	3
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	10
	knoll mushroom wine	4
	Knoll shroomkabob	6
	Knoll stir-fry	3
	kobold kibble	2
	Kokomo Resort Chip	2
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	10
	Krampus Horn	1
	Kudzu salad	1
	Kudzu slaw	2
	kumquat	73
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	8
	labrador cookie	7
	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	5
	large tankard of ale	7
	lava cake	1
	Lava Miner's Daughter	2
	lava-proof pants	43
	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	23
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	lawn dart	4
	LCD game: Burger Belt	18
	LCD game: Food Eater	31
	LCD game: Garbage River	32
	lead necklace	1
	lead umbrella	2
	lead yo-yo	4
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf of grass	2
	leaflet	2
	leather bookmark	1
	leather chaps	52
	leather glove	11
	leather mask	14
	leathery bat skin	42
	leathery cat skin	57
	leathery rat skin	202
	LED block	1
	leechknife	1
	left bracket	5
	left parenthesis	18
	leftover canapés	1
	leftover pasty	1
	leftovers	10
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	79
	leftovers sandwich	12
	legitimate business on the beach	5
	lemon	175
	lemon meringue pie	6
	lemon popsicle	5
	lemonade marble	1
	Lemonade-235	3
	lemonhead caviar	2
	length of string	10
	Leonard's glasses	10
	leotarrrd	10
	letterman's jacket	8
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	3
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	li'l candy corn costume	2
	li'l unicorn costume	1
	Liam's mail	3
	libation of liveliness	8
	libertagliatelle	1
	library card	1
	License To Kill	1
	lihc eye	104
	lihc eye pie	9
	lihc face	11
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	69
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
	limp broccoli	4
	line	304
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linguini of the sea	1
	linoleum ore	26
	linoleum sword	1
	lion musk	8
	lion oil	12
	liquid ice	4
	liquid ice pack	1
	liquid rhinestones	1
	liquid shifting time weirdness	10
	liquid smoke	1
	literal grasshopper	6
	little black book	20
	little firkin	5
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
	little paper umbrella	996
	little piece of steel	2
	little red .epub file	3
	little red book	1
	little red jam	13
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	6
	livid energy	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loadstone	30
	loaf of alien bread	1
	loaf of soda bread	8
	Lockenstock™ sandals	23
	Locust	6
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	1
	Lollipop Drop	7
	London frog	3
	long pork	1
	long pork casserole	1
	long pork chop sandwiches	8
	long pork lasagna	3
	long skinny balloon	2
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	127
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	128
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
	LOV Elephant	2
	LOV Elixir #3	4
	LOV Emotionizer	1
	LOV Enamorang	1
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
	love	2
	low tide martini	6
	low-budget shield	3
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	8
	lucky bottlecap	3
	lucky cat collar	1
	lucky cat statue	1
	lucky cat's paw	4
	lucky rabbit's foot	1
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lucky-ish pill	1
	Ludovico Pastaco	1
	lumbering jack	2
	Lumineux Limnio	8
	lump of black ichor	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	46
	lump of clay	1
	lump of diamond	54
	lump of goofball ore	3
	lunar isotope	332
	lupine sword	3
	lychee chuhai	9
	lynyrd musk	125
	lynyrd skin	6
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	89
	lynyrd snare	71
	M-242	7
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	Mad Train wine	100
	madius	3
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	6
	mafia aria	1
	mafia filofax	4
	mafia middle finger ring	2
	mafia pinky ring	1
	mafia pointer finger ring	1
	mafia thumb ring	2
	magenta seashell	13
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	3
	magical baguette	2
	magical ice cubes	69
	magical mystery juice	54
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	2
	magical pony: Pearjack	2
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
	magical pony: Uniquity	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	10
	magicberry tablets	152
	magilaser blastercannon	45
	magnetic sculpture kit	29
	magnolia blossom	1
	magnum of fancy champagne	2
	maiden wig	1
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift sixgun	1
	Mallomarbles	9
	mana curds	13
	mana-basted tofurkey leg	1
	mana-coated yams	1
	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
	mandarina colada	2
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	8
	Manetwich	6
	mangled finger	10
	mangled squirrel	1
	Mansquito Serum	1
	Mansquito's blood	3
	marble maebari	1
	marble magnet	1
	marble mantle	1
	marble mariachi hat	1
	marble medallion	1
	marble mignonette bowl	1
	margarita	188
	mariachi G-string	2
	mariachi hat	3
	mariachi toothpaste	6
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	171
	martini	108
	marzipan skull	10
	mashed potatoes	1
	massive gemstone	5
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
	Mayonex	4
	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
	Mayozapine	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	95
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
	meadeorite	274
	meat engine	8
	meat stack	2
	meat vortex	56
	Meat-inflating powder	4
	Medical Pastaco	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	57
	megacopia	4
	megatofu	156
	Meleegra™ pills	14
	melon-infused sake	3
	melted Jell-o shot	7
	meme generator	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a G	2
	memory of a T	2
	memory of an A	2
	memory of some delicious amino acids	2
	mentholated wine	4
	menudo	3
	menudo ravioli	7
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	6
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	6
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	8
	Mer-kin hidepaint	8
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	5
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	4
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	11
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
	Merc Core deployment orders	1
	mercenary headband	25
	mercenary pistol	2
	mercenary rifle	1
	mesh cap	18
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	1
	metal meteoroid	19
	metallic A	77
	metandienone	1
	meteorb	2
	meteoreo	1
	meteorite guard	2
	Meteorite-Ade	264
	meteortarboard	2
	meteorthopedic shoes	8
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	133
	Microplushie: Bropane	165
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	47
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	83
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	27
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	138
	Microplushie: Hippylase	185
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	11
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	89
	Microplushie: Otakulone	205
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	118
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	124
	mid-level medieval mead	7
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	40
	midriff scrubs	21
	milk of magnesium	13
	Milk Studs	18
	milky potion	1
	mime army camouflage kit	1
	mime army challenge coin	1
	mime army insignia (cryonics)	2
	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
	mime army insignia (morale)	1
	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
	mime army rations	1
	mime army shotglass	1
	mime army superserum	2
	mime army wine	1
	mime pocket probe	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mime-proof sunglasses	1
	miming beret	1
	miming boots	1
	miming corduroys	2
	miming gloves	2
	miming shirt	2
	mimosette	116
	mince pie	1
	mind flayer corpse	16
	mineapple	70
	miner's helmet	11
	miner's pants	12
	mini-marshmallow dispenser	2
	mini-martini	11
	miniature boiler	6
	miniature life preserver	1
	miniature power pill	1
	minin' dynamite	3
	Miserable Pie	1
	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	3
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	56
	Misty Cloak	39
	Misty Robe	30
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	mixed wildflower greens	6
	mocking turtle	42
	Mohawk wig	13
	Mohobo	5
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	2
	mole molé	5
	molotov cocktail cocktail	9
	molten brick	1
	molten scrap metal	39
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	8
	monomolecular yo-yo	31
	Monstar energy beverage	4
	moomy dust	2
	moonberry wine cooler	9
	Moonds	7
	Moonshine Mohobo	7
	moose antlers	23
	moose chocolate	28
	moose thought	136
	mooseflank	14
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	5
	moreltini	2
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4
	morning dew	4
	Mornington crescent roll	47
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	Morto Moreto	4
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	13
	mother's little helper	20
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	10
	mouse skull	17
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moxie weed	37
	Mr. Burnsger	1
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	15
	Mr. Haggis	36
	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	9
	Ms. Accessory	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	25
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	1
	muffled muffuletta	4
	mulberry	9
	mulled berry wine	3
	mulled blood	1
	mulled cider	2
	mulled hobo wine	2
	mullet wig	2
	mummy wrapping	174
	munchies pill	1
	murderbot component casing	13
	murderbot monofilament	18
	murderbot plasma rifle	2
	murderbot power cell	14
	murderbot shield unit	1
	murderbot spring injector	1
	murderbot whip	1
	Murderer's Punch	3
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	7
	muscle oil	21
	mushroom fermenting solution	6
	mushroom pizza	6
	musk turtle	19
	mysterious chemical residue	10
	Mysterious Island iced tea	3
	mysterious silver lapel pin	9
	mystery lollipop	3
	nachos of the night	6
	Nadsat berry	3
	nailswurst	11
	nanite-infested candy cane	1
	nanite-infested eggnog	7
	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty gum	10
	nasty snuff	14
	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	6
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	3
	natto-infused sake	7
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	7
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	2
	nega-mushroom	15
	negotiatin' hammer	13
	neoprene skullcap	1
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	neutron lollipop	1
	Neverending Party favor	1
	Neverending Party guest pass	2
	neverending wallet chain	14
	New Age healing crystal	77
	New Age hurting crystal	16
	new habit	1
	New Zealand iced tea	4
	Newark	3
	Newbiesport™ tent	7
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
	ninja carabiner	2
	ninja crampons	2
	ninja eyeblack	33
	ninja fear powder	35
	ninja hot pants	24
	ninja mop	7
	ninja rope	3
	noir fedora	1
	non-aged vinegar	5
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	6
	normal barrel	1
	Northern pemmican	6
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	7
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	5
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothingtini	3
	noticeable pumps	16
	novelty fruit hat	3
	novelty monorail ticket	1
	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	1
	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nugget of quicksilver	3
	nugget of sicksilver	1
	nugget of slicksilver	1
	nugget of sodium	2
	nugget of ticksilver	3
	nugget of wicksilver	3
	numberwang	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
	nutty organic salad	1
	O	50
	O'RLY manual	49
	obsidian dagger	20
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	19
	occult jelly donut	6
	ocean motion	4
	octolus oculus	2
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	5
	Oh, the Humanitini	12
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	7
	oil of oiliness	8
	Oil of Parrrlay	8
	oil of slipperiness	16
	oil of stability	8
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	3
	oil slacks	2
	oil-filled donut	2
	oily boid	1
	oily mushroom wine	4
	ointment of the occult	9
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	old bronzer	37
	old chum	5
	old coin purse	11
	old eyebrow pencil	54
	old leather wallet	10
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	51
	old school calculator watch	82
	old school flying disc	3
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	141
	old-fashioned	6
	oldcake	2
	olive	105
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	6
	one glove	24
	one pill	161
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	1
	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	1
	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	1
	open sauce	29
	opera mask	1
	orange	43
	orange and black Crimboween candy	610
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	5
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	15
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
	orc wrist	53
	Orcish baseball cap	5
	Orcish cargo shorts	5
	Orcish frat-paddle	5
	orcish hand lotion	164
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	160
	orcish rubber	169
	orcish stud-finder	52
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	original G	93
	ornamental sextant	2
	ornate picture frame	172
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Osk'r Chow	2
	Othello's dagger	2
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	3
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	3
	outlaw bandana	2
	oven mitts	5
	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	1
	overcookie	15
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overpowering mushroom wine	2
	overpriced "imported" beer	8
	oversized fish scaler	2
	oversized pipe	84
	oversized pizza cutter	36
	oversized skullcap	1
	ovoid leather thing	2
	oyster basket	1
	P.B.L.T.	7
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	9
	pack of chewing gum	1
	packet of beer nuts	4
	packet of dragon's teeth	1
	packet of tall grass seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	3
	packet of winter seeds	1
	PADL Phone	277
	page of the Necrohobocon	6
	pail	2
	Pain Dip	3
	painful penne pasta	5
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
	painted turtle	7
	painting of a glass of wine	86
	pair of candy glasses	1
	pair of government shades	1
	pair of scissors	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	20
	palm-frond cloak	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	3
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	Pantsgiving	1
	panty raider camouflage	24
	papaya	81
	papaya sling	11
	papaya slung	4
	papaya taco	10
	paperclip pants	1
	papotion of papower	7
	paranormal ricotta	7
	parisian cathouse	4
	party balloon	7
	party beer bomb	9
	party crasher	1
	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
	party hat	1
	party platter for one	1
	party whip	1
	Party-in-a-Can™	3
	pasta spoon	6
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat of butter	5
	pat-a-cake pendant	3
	patchouli incense stick	2
	patchouli oil bomb	80
	patent aggression tonic	5
	patent alacrity tonic	12
	patent avarice tonic	7
	patent invisibility tonic	11
	patent preventative tonic	4
	patent sallowness tonic	6
	pawn cookie	1
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	40
	peach	8
	peach lozenge	5
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	31
	peanut sauce	1
	pear	6
	pear lozenge	10
	pear tart	1
	pec oil	80
	pecan pie	6
	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
	PEEZ dispenser	24
	pencil kunai	1
	pencil stub	44
	Pener's drumstick	2
	penguin skin	3
	pentagram bandana	15
	pentatonic accordion	2
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	27
	peppermint tailings	1
	percent sign	12
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	29
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	2
	perfectly fair coin	1
	perforated battle paddle	134
	perfume of prejudice	12
	perfume-soaked bandana	9
	perpendicular guano	11
	perpendicular hula	4
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	77
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	5
	pewter claymore	6
	ph balancer	4
	phat turquoise bead	1
	philosopher's scone	5
	philter of phorce	9
	Phlegethon	1
	phonics down	154
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	132
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	9
	pickled egg	7
	pickled grasshopper	17
	pickpocket protector	48
	picky tweezers	1
	pie man was not meant to eat	1
	piece of after eight	9
	piece of driftwood	1
	piece of wedding cake	5
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron shinguards	1
	pigeon egg	15
	piggy tattoo	2
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dirt	10
	pile of dusty animal bones	100
	pile of gold coins	11
	pile of jumping beans	2
	pile of useless robot parts	15
	pill cup	104
	pillow shell	1
	Pillowbug	1
	pine cone	1
	pine tar	10
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
	pineapple slab	5
	pink clay bead	216
	Pink Heart of Spirit	51
	pink pony	175
	pink slime	54
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pint of sweat	6
	piping organ pie	2
	piracetam	1
	pirate brochure	3
	pirate cream pie	3
	pirate pamphlet	8
	pirate pelvis	2
	pirate tract	5
	PirateRealm party hat	1
	piscatini	1
	pitchfork	26
	pitted sheet metal	1
	pixel banana	1
	pixel beer	7
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel coin	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel daiquiri	7
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel lemon	2
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel power cell	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel star	1
	pixellated candy heart	2
	pixellated moneybag	1
	Plague of Locusts	4
	plague pie	20
	plaid cowboy hat	2
	plaid pocket square	1
	plaid swatch	1
	plain bagel	7
	plain old beer	7
	plain pizza	8
	plain snowcone	2
	plastic cup of beer	5
	plastic guitar	13
	plastic ingot	8
	plastic Jefferson wings	106
	plastic nightmare troll	2
	plastic nunchaku	70
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	10
	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	12
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	9
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2
	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4
	plexiglass pants	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	3
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	64
	plum	59
	plum lozenge	5
	plum wine	4
	plumber's lunch	6
	plunge-leg	13
	plus one	1
	pocket ace	1
	pocket maze	1
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
	pocket theremin	7
	pocket wish	4
	pointed stick	33
	pointy mushroom	5
	pointy mushroom wine	6
	poisonous caviar	6
	Poké-Gro fertilizer	1
	poker face paint	7
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	polo trophy	2
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	6
	polyester pad	1
	polyester parachute	1
	Polysniff Perfume	52
	ponytail clip	15
	poodle skirt	10
	pool cue	47
	pool torpedo	1
	poppy	11
	popsicle stick	88
	popular tart	1
	porcelain pelerine	1
	porcelain pepper mill	1
	porcelain phantom mask	2
	porcelain plus-fours	1
	porcelain police baton	1
	porcelain porkpie	1
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	pork elf goodies sack	12
	porkpocket	21
	porquoise	10
	portable cassette player	50
	portable Mayo Clinic	1
	portable Othello set	1
	portable pantogram	1
	portable wall	6
	possessed sugar cube	8
	possessed top	2
	possibility potion	6
	potato masher	1
	potent potion of potency	11
	potion of potency	14
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	13
	poutine	4
	powdered candy sushi set	3
	powdered donut	3
	powdered gold	1
	powdered organs	1
	powdered wig	1
	power pill	57
	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
	pr0n cocktail	8
	pr0n legs	47
	pr0n m4nic0tti	7
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	8
	precious piercing post	1
	premium malt liquor	27
	prescription noodles	4
	pressurized potion of perception	10
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	9
	pressurized potion of proficiency	15
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	7
	primitive alien booze	5
	primitive alien mask	1
	primitive alien salad	3
	primitive candy cane	5
	print screen button	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine fish scale	2
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	130
	procrastination potion	106
	Professor What T-Shirt	85
	programmable turtle	23
	protection stick	22
	protein paste	7
	protonic accelerator pack	1
	Prunets	11
	prussian cathouse	2
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	6
	Psycho From The Heat	2
	psychoanalytic jar	21
	psychokinetic energy blob	60
	Psychotic Train wine	4
	pteruges	1
	pufferfish spine	6
	Puffstone cigar	1
	pulled blue taffy	3
	pulled green taffy	2
	pulled indigo taffy	1
	pulled orange taffy	1
	pulled red taffy	1
	pulled violet taffy	1
	pulled yellow taffy	1
	Punchplanter	6
	punk patch	85
	punk rock jacket	48
	Purple Beast energy drink	41
	purple clay bead	42
	purple corpsel	6
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	4
	purple prose pen	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pygmy adder oil	121
	pygmy blowgun	31
	pygmy briefs	32
	pygmy concertinette	4
	pygmy dart	16
	pygmy nose-bone	17
	pygmy papers	49
	pygmy phone number	81
	pygmy pygment	34
	pygmy spear	9
	pygmy witchhazel	33
	Quaatorade™	5
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	queen cookie	1
	question juice	1
	R'lyeh	3
	rabbit punch	10
	Racisto Ruidoso	1
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	1
	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	6
	radiation-resistant helmet	1
	radiator heater shield	1
	radioactive spider venom	2
	radium-flavored potato chips	2
	raisin	5
	ram horns	7
	ram stick	8
	Ram's Face Lager	63
	raspberry	28
	rat appendix	51
	rat appendix kabob	9
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat carcass	1
	rat scrapple	5
	ratgut	11
	ratini	5
	ratskin pajama pants	1
	rattler gland	4
	rattler rattle	8
	ratty knitted cap	13
	rave whistle	24
	ravenous eye	2
	ravioli della hippy	6
	ravioli hat	3
	raw bread	56
	raw cranberry sauce	88
	raw gravy	97
	raw green beans	61
	raw mincemeat	77
	raw potato	58
	raw stuffing	78
	raw sweet potato	60
	raw turkey	82
	razor-sharp can lid	53
	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
	realistic cap gun	10
	really dense meat stack	3
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really thick spine	14
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	11
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	8
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	7
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	4
	recording of Prelude of Precision	10
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	9
	red ale	1
	red and green rain stick	1
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	26
	red badge	20
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	51
	red book	11
	red box	12
	red button	283
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	880
	red coat	16
	Red Dwarf	6
	red eye	16
	red face paint	1
	red foxglove	8
	red LavaCo Lamp™	1
	red letter	65
	red mana	8
	red masque	13
	red money bag	5
	red pixel	15
	red pixel potion	4
	red potion	1
	red red wine	80
	Red Rover BB gun	16
	red rum	59
	red shirt	8
	red shoe	19
	red silk skirt	15
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	54
	red wagon	12
	Red X Shield	11
	red-and-green sweater	21
	red-headed corpse	5
	red-hot boilermaker	12
	red-hot jawbreaker	2
	red-hot poker	22
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
	redrum	7
	regular-size brogurt	8
	reindeer hammer	1
	reindeer sickle	1
	reinforced beaded headband	25
	reliable sixgun	1
	remaindered axe	2
	reodorant	3
	replica bat-oomerang	3
	resolution: be feistier	4
	resolution: be happier	4
	resolution: be kinder	3
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	3
	resolution: be smarter	4
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	returned Thinknerd package	115
	reusable shopping bag	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
	ribbon candy	1
	riboflavin	1
	rice bowl	6
	rickety old unicycle	1
	ridiculously huge sword	40
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	5
	right parenthesis	3
	ring	1
	ring of aggravate monster	5
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	8
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	6
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	ring setting	1
	rinky-dink sixgun	1
	roasted duck	6
	roasted marshmallow	12
	robin flan	1
	robin nog	4
	robin's egg	174
	robot grease	156
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	2
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	2
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	4
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	2
	robotronic egg	2
	rock	4
	Rock Pops	15
	rocket fuel	9
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	205
	rocky raccoon	44
	rodeo whiskey	9
	rogue swarmer	2
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	2
	roll in the hay	343
	roll of meat	2
	roll of toilet paper	302
	rolling pin	1
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	8
	rook cookie	1
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rose	2
	rotten tomato	1
	rotting barrel	1
	rotting beefsteak	1
	rough fish scale	8
	round blue bomb	2
	round green sunglasses	4
	round purple sunglasses	76
	royal jelly	7
	royal jelly taco	10
	rubber axe	6
	rubber gloves	2
	rubber ribcage	11
	rubber spider	46
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
	ruby on canes	1
	ruby W	37
	rum and cola	7
	rum barrel charrrm	1
	runny fermented egg	3
	runproof mascara	38
	Russian Ice	4
	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	2
	rusty grave robbing shovel	45
	rusty hedge trimmers	15
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty piece of rebar	3
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty speargun	3
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	15
	sack lunch	448
	sack of doorknobs	3
	Sacramento wine	2
	safarrri hat	7
	saffron antaravasaka	1
	saffron uttarasanga	1
	sake bomb	238
	salacious crumbs	98
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	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
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	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
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	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
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	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	764
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	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
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	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
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	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
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	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
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	X	53
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