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This player is a member of the clan Not Dead Yet.

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Soba Rigatoni (#2363998)
This player has 3,943 unique items and 65,369 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"KICK ME" sign 3
"meat" stick 45
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 3
1-ball 204
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 189
3-ball 187
30669 scroll 3
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 7
37x37x37 puzzle cube 78
4-ball 184
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 194
6-ball 191
7-ball 211
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 872
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 64
a butt tuba 5
A muse-bouche 3
abominable blubber 6
abominable snowcone 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
accidental cider 7
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 6
accordion file 1
accordionoid rocca 6
acid-squirting flower 1
actual tapas 1
adder 13
adder bladder 13
adorable seal larva 4
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 2
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
alien autoautopsy kit 2
alien drugs 4
alien force field disruptor bean 12
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 2
all-purpose flower 1
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
Ambitious Turkey 1
amok pudding 7
amok putter 6
amulet of extreme plot significance 5
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient ice cream scoop 3
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 2
ancient protein powder 2
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 3
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 5
angry inch 1
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 21
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 9
ant pick 6
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 7
ant sickle 2
anticheese 8
antique bottle of cough syrup 4
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 2
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 3
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
armgun 6
armored prawn 1
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 62
asbestos apron 6
asbestos ore 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 4
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 1
asparagus knife 3
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 4
assassin's cheese knife 15
astral mushroom 41
attorney's badge 6
autocalliope 11
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 3
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 5
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 20
BACON 1
baconstone 4
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 2
badass belt 2
badass pie 1
bag of airline peanuts 6
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 1
bag of random words 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 4
Baja sopapilla 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon sword 1
balsa plank 21
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana spritzer 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 4
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 2
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 8
bark rootbeer 1
barnacled barrel 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 13
barrel beryl 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 15
barskin cloak 1
barskin loincloth 1
baseball 52
basic meat helmet 1
bat guano 116
bat haggis 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 201
bat wing stir-fry 1
batarang 22
batblade 1
batgut 1
batskin belt 4
Battlie Light Saver 28
bazookafish bubble gum 1
Beach Buck 41
beach glass bead 2
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 3
bear claw 1
beard incense 2
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 11
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 2
beavermouth 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 12
beer lens 19
beer-a-pult 31
beer-battered accordion 7
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 439
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE shotglass 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 15
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 83
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 4
black and white cracker 2
Black Angus blackburger 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black candy heart 18
black cloak 2
black eye shadow 16
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 23
black forest ham 20
black friar's tonsure 41
black gold 2
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 41
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 5
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black striped oyster egg 7
black sword 1
black tear 2
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 30
blammer 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 7
Bling of the New Wave 4
blob of acid 21
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blood and blood 1
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 4
bloodstain stick 1
bloody mary 1
blowdart 5
blue canary nightlight 2
blue class ring 240
Blue Diamond of Honesty 4
blue grass 1
blue lava globs 1
blue oyster badge 61
blue paisley oyster egg 7
blue pixel 201
blue plastic oyster egg 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 2
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 6
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boiling hot cocoa 6
boiling seal blood 1
bone abacus 3
bone bandoneon 7
bone collar 1
bone flute 1
bone rattle 1
Bonestabber 1
booby trap 3
book of matches 3
BOOterfinger 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 4
booty chest charrrm 6
boozebomb 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 1
bottle of alcohol 15
bottle of antifreeze 5
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 10
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 20
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 30
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 22
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 20
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 21
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 175
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of tequila 20
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 30
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 7
bottled swamp gas 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 18
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mernudo 2
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowl of topioca 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 2
box 4
box of Dweebs 15
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Gratitude chocolates 2
box of hammers 1
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 2
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 8
Bram's choker 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 20
brass stinger 1
bread line 1
breadchucks 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 142
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO stud 1
BRICKO sword 1
brigand brittle 434
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken carburetor 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 15
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 1
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 12
bubblin' crude 500
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 8
bucket of honey 1
buffalo dime 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 1
bull blubber 10
bullet-proof corduroys 50
bum cheek 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 51
buoybottoms 1
burning newspaper 1
burst hellseal brain 33
BURT 48
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 1
button rouge 32
buzzard feather 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
cactus fruit 11
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calle de miel 4
camouflage T-shirt 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 2
can of black paint 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 74
can of the cheapest beer 2
can-can-in-a-can 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 1
candied pecan 1
candy cane 2
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 1
candy harmonica 4
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy mountain oyster 1
candy stake 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 17
canopic jar 1
cap gun 1
captured boozles 4
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 6
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carrot cake 1
carton of gaspers 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 3
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 41
cat appendix 1
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 1
catsup 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
Celsius 233 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 2
Cerebral Crossbow 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 46
chaos popcorn 1
Charity's choker 2
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap clip-on ninja tie 3
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap sunglasses 1
cheap toaster 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheesy eagle sauce 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
cherry 2
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewable paper 19
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 2
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 49
chlorophyll paste 1
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocotini 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 2
chrome ore 2
Chroner 2
Chroner cross 1
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 2
cigar box turtle 2
cigarette lighter 2
cinnamon cannoli 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 2
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 5
clingfilm tangle 1
Cloaca-Cola 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork key 10
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 2
clove-flavored lip balm 54
clown hammer 2
clown shoes 1
clown skin 2
clownskin belt 1
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clumsiness bark 82
clutch of dodecapede eggs 2
coal contact lenses 14
coal dust 3
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 46
cocoa eggshell fragment 136
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 19
cod cape 1
coffin lid 1
cog 2
Coinspiracy 2
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 17
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 2
cold wad 17
cold water bottle 1
cold-filtered water 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 2
comb jelly 2
combat fan 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 295
compressed air canister 11
compression stocking 1
concentrated fish broth 1
concentrated magicalness pill 2
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 2
confiscated comic book 2
confiscated love note 2
confusing LED clock 138
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 15
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 3
contract enforcement stick 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 4
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool hot cocoa 6
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 7
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool spore pod 1
cool whip 1
cop dollar 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 14
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 1
Cornbeefadon 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 2
corrupted marrow 1
cosmetic football 1
Cosmic Calorie 319
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 8
costume sword 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cow poker 1
crêepy mask 1
cracker 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 20
cranberries 2
cranberry cordial 3
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 2
crayon shavings 2
crazy hobo notebook 11
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
creamsicle 2
creepy doll head 1
creepy voice box 1
crident 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 2
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 5
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Credit 3
Crimbo Factory surprise box 9
Crimbo fudge 2
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 2
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 15
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 7
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 4
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 3
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 9
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 5
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 4
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 4
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 4
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 4
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 13
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 2
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 4
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 6
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 4
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 2
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 5
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 9
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 4
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 10
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 4
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 2
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 8
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 2
crudles 1
cruelty-free wine 16
crumbling rat skull 2
crystal decanter 2
crystal skull 1
crystalline cheer 1
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cube of ectoplasm 2
cubic zirconia 3
cup of hickory chicory 2
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 6
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cute mushroom 1
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 5
d10 93
d12 101
d20 90
d4 93
d6 85
d8 108
Daffy Taffy 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
daisy 1
Daisy's unclean bloomers 1
damp bar rag 2
dance card 22
dancing fan 19
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 9
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated putty buddy 2
dead guy's watch 4
dead lights pie 1
dead meat bun 1
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decomposed boot 1
decorative fountain 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective skull 1
delectable catalyst 1
delicious candy 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious swamp muck 1
deluxe layer cake 1
demon makeup kit 1
demon skin 1
demonic surgical gloves 5
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 2
dense meat stack 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 11
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 26
dice ring 1
didgeridooka 148
digital key lime pie 1
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 1
dingy planks 1
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey food-cone 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
dirty rigging rope 2
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disease 1
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 1
disposable instant camera 1
disposable lighter 11
distressed denim pants 15
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 1
divine champagne flute 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
dollar-sign bag 29
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 1
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dorky glasses 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Doublepunchplanter 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
dreadlock whip 1
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 1
dream of a dog 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
drinks tray 1
dripping meat staff 1
droll monocle 1
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 5
dropped scrap of paper 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 30
drum of tommy ammo 1
dry noodles 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 2
duct tape 1
duct tape wallet 1
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dull fish scale 2
dumb mud 1
Dump Truck 2
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 2
dusty animal cranium 6
dusty animal jawbone 6
dusty animal pelvis 3
dusty animal skull 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 832
dusty bottle of Merlot 826
dusty bottle of Muscat 925
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 815
dusty bottle of Port 857
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 869
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 3
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 9
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 6
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 5
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty first caudal vertebra 7
dusty first cervical vertebra 4
dusty first lumbar vertebra 5
dusty first thoracic vertebra 6
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 5
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 8
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 5
dusty left eighth rib 7
dusty left eleventh rib 5
dusty left femur 5
dusty left fibula 8
dusty left fifth rib 6
dusty left first front claw 4
dusty left first rear claw 3
dusty left first rib 5
dusty left fourth front claw 5
dusty left fourth rear claw 8
dusty left fourth rib 5
dusty left humerus 7
dusty left kneecap 3
dusty left ninth rib 9
dusty left radius 7
dusty left scapula 5
dusty left second front claw 10
dusty left second rear claw 5
dusty left second rib 7
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 9
dusty left tenth rib 5
dusty left third front claw 5
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Imp Ale 215
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Mad Train wine 485
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