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Display Case for Kareth (#244136)
This player is ranked #611 for Most Total Items with a total of 258,927 items.
This player is ranked #162 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,936 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pier #11.

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Kareth (#244136)
This player has 3,936 unique items and 258,927 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 48
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 5
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 265
2-ball 11
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 11
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-ball 7
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 9
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 14
6-ball 6
64067 scroll 9
668 scroll 3
7-ball 8
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 11
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 8
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 3
a little sump'm sump'm 55
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 181
accidental cider 2
acid-squirting flower 14
acoustic guitarrr 43
adder bladder 743
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 11
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 270
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 76
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 8
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 7,695
Amulet of Yendor 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 11
ancient Magi-Wipes 113
ancient protein powder 64
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 37
ancient stone fist 6
ancient stone head 6
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 40
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,914
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 7
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 8
ant agonist 61
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 2
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 31
anticheese 226
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 75
antique hand mirror 5
antique helmet 82
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 71
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 81
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 1
around the world 81
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 20
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 444
asbestos staff 3
asbestos stick 6
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 5
ASCII shirt 12
Asleep in the Cemetery 11
asparagus knife 38
asparagus lo mein 5
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 2
asshat 9
astral mushroom 9
astronaut pants 44
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 5,994
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 29
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 27
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 4
baconstone earring 8
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 7
badass belt 75
badass pie 1
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 109
bag of lard 5
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 16
ball 72
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 5
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 7
ballroom blintz 71
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 8
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 1
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 23
bar skin 113
bar whip 31
barbed-wire fence 472
bargain flash powder 72
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 29
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 82
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 5
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 279
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 4
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 2
bat guano 148
bat haggis 9
bat hat 2
bat whip 3
bat wing 486
bat wing kabob 8
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 5
batgut 371
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 30
battered hubcap 5
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 18
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 17
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 2
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 2
bed of coals 11
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 269
beer bong 3
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 2
beer lens 155
beer-a-pult 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 33
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 3
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 4
bejeweled cufflinks 2
bejeweled pledge pin 6
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 87
Ben-Gal™ Balm 20
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 6
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 21
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 1
big boom 20
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 9
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 38
big rock 6
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 4
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 1,163
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 6
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 24
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 2
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 5
bit-o-cactus 75
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 3
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 647
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 5
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 160
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 15
black forest cake 648
black forest ham 639
black greaves 9
black helmet 2
black kettle drum 2
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 734
black paisley oyster egg 13
black pension check 1
black pepper 659
black picnic basket 8
black pixel 324
black plastic oyster egg 11
black polka-dot oyster egg 3
black pudding 26
black sheepskin diploma 5
black shield 11
black snake skin 1,363
black snowcone 5
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 8
black sword 3
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 2,635
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 4
blackberry polite 13
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 613
blank prescription sheet 3
Blatantly Canadian 10
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
blood flower 3
blood of the Wereseal 137
blood-faced volleyball 4
bloody beer 293
bloody clown pants 23
bloody mary 54
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 1
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 323
blue pixel potion 83
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 13
blue polka-dot oyster egg 62
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 6
blue striped oyster egg 6
blue suede shoes 1
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 16
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bohemian rhapsody 8
boilermaker 3
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 73
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 35
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 422
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 20
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 46
Boris's ring 9
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 56
bottle of alcohol 60
bottle of antifreeze 3
bottle of black cat tonic 81
bottle of Blank-Out 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 177
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Definit 171
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 99
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 14
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 46
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 156
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 596
bottle of melodramamine 6
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 136
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 9
bottle of Pinot Renoir 17
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of realpagne 10
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 2,396
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 87
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 6
bottle of tequila 113
bottle of ultravitamins 5
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 10
bottle of vodka 202
bottle of whiskey 1,055
bottle opener belt buckle 40
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 51
boulder 19
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 3
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 206
bowl of fishysoisse 13
bowl of lucky charms 16
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 253
box of sunshine 515
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 6
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed champagne 5
boxed wine 766
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 30
brains casserole 9
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 1
breaded beer 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 12
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 56
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 49
brine 54
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 91
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 235
broken sword 86
bronze breastplate 3
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 71
brown crock marble 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 10
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 92
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 56
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 2
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 18
bugbear bungguard 10
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 9
bum cheek 30
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 110
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 9
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 18
C.H.U.M. knife 22
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cactus fruit 6
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 2
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 23
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 18
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 3
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 50
can of spinach 6
can of starch 2
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 43
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 53
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 4
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 74
candy brain 1
candy cane 35
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 2
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm 410
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 60
canteen of wine 84
capacitor relay 65
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 137
carbonated water lily 63
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 14
caret 20
carob brownies 11
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 35
carob chunk noodles 12
carob chunks 101
casino pass 34
cast 216
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 273
catgut 355
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 3
catsup 1
caustic slime nodule 2
cement sandals 12
centipede eggs 82
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 14,703
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap cigar butt 4
cheap elven gloves 6
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 5
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 287
chef skull 1
chef's hat 119
chef-in-the-box 4
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 238
Cherry Cloaca Cola 17
cherry pie 5
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 309
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 57
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 5
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 72
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 6
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 9
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 45
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 21
chorizo taco 108
chrome crossbow 12
chrome crossbow string 5
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 10
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 3
chrome sword hilt 5
chunk of depleted Grimacite 4
chunk of rock salt 155
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan looking glass 1
Clan pool table 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
clay peace-sign bead 26
Climate Colada 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 44
Cloaca-Cola 179
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 13
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 7
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 9
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 209
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 7
clown skin 29
clown whip 2
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 11
club necklace 5
club of the five seasons 2
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 47
cocktail onion 414
cocoa egg 133
cocoa eggshell fragment 336
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 207
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 39
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 10
cog 226
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 3
cold hi mein 57
Cold Hots candy 12
cold ninja mask 23
cold nuggets 407
cold powder 2
cold wad 9
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 10
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy blanket 1
comfy coffin 12
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 250
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 4
concentrated garbage juice 23
concentrated magicalness pill 107
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 3
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 145
container of Spooky Putty 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 154
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 23
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 5
copper ha'penny charrrm 416
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 16
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 5
cornuthaum 54
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 36
corpse on the beach 29
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 26
corpsetini 25
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 4
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 496
cranberry cordial 31
crazy little Turkish delight 219
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 53
creamsicle 56
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 165
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 7
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 4
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 4
Crimbo pie 26
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 10
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 31
Crown of the Goblin King 34
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 24
crusty hula hoop 7
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 120
cupcake-in-a-cup 4
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 5
cursed black pearl onion 36
cursed bottle of black-label rum 28
cursed bottle of rum 42
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 49
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 32
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 39
cursed voodoo skull 41
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 6
cyclops eyedrops 3
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 47
daisy 2
dance card 42
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 124
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
deactivated RoboGoose 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 34
dead lights pie 1
deadly lampshade 11
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 63
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 33
defective skull 3
dehydrated caviar 94
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 65
delicious salad 7
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious stinkbug 11
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 3
demon skin 117
demon whip 3
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 7
dense meat staff 2
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 6
deodorant 23
depantsing bomb 50
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
desiccated apricot 106
designer handbag 1
detective skull 2
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 13
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 2
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime 4
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 2
dill 96
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 2
dirty hobo gloves 44
disassembled clover 8
disbelief suspenders 5
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 6
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 37
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 120
disembodied brain 101
disembodied smile 3
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 115
disintegrating sheet music 5
disintegrating spiky collar 11
displaced fish 44
distilled fortified wine 6
distressed denim pants 10
disturbing fanfic 2,145
Divine 7
divine blowout 16
divine can of silly string 43
divine champagne flute 30
divine champagne popper 4
divine cracker 21
divine noisemaker 75
diving muff 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 50
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 947
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
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Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 13
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 24
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 37
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 52
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 300
draggin' ball hat 275
dragon snaps 41
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 70
dreadlock whip 18
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dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 2
Drowsy Sword 23
drum machine 152
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dry noodles 42
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 37
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 29
duck-on-a-string 36
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duct tape buckler 2
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dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
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dungeoneer's dungarees 16
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dusty bottle of Muscat 495
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 582
dusty bottle of Port 601
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 549
dusty Crimbo crate 27
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dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
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dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty left eighth rib 1
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dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
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dusty left first rear claw 1
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dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
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dusty left radius 1
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dusty left sixth rib 1
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dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 2
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dusty right first rear claw 1
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dusty right fourth rear claw 1
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dusty right second rear claw 2
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dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
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dusty right tibia 1
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dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 2
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
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dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
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dusty third caudal vertebra 1
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dwarvish war kilt 1
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Dyspepsi-Cola 852
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 12
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 4
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Dyspepsi-Cola shield 6
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
Earring of Fire 1
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Eau de Guaneau 3
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eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
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eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
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effluvious emerald 3
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 13
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
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El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 6
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
elephant stinger 18
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 107
Elfin shortbread 18
Elmley shades 5
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 73
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Elvish sunglasses 1
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enormous hoop earring 6
Ent cider 172
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escargotsicle 4
especially salty dog 1
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essential tofu 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
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exactly-three-shaped box 1
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expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 40
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extra-greasy slider 1
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
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extra-spicy bloody mary 189
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extra-strength strongness elixir 27
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
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eye of the Tiger-lily 32
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f3d0r4 265
facehugging alien 5
facsimile dictionary 44
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fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
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fancy tophat 1
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fat bottom quark 26
fat stacks of cash 3
fat wallet 2
felt 13
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 29
fermenting powder 6
ferret bait 159
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 13
fertilized ghuol egg 1
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fettucini Inconnu 13
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fez of etymology 2
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figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 29
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filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
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filthy corduroys 27
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fire 6
fire flower 7
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fish-liver oil 1,141
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fishy fish casserole 3
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flamin' bindle 4
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flaming mushroom wine 2
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flaming talons 260
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flange 13
flaregun 253
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flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
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flat mushroom wine 2
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floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
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floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 107
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foolscap fool's cap 5
foon 6
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foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
football helmet 1
forest tears 2
fortune cookie 4
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fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
Frat Army FGF 84
frat brats 16
frayed rope belt 4
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 7
French slippers 1
fricasseed brains 2
frightful feather 282
frigid air mattress 13
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 571
frilly shirt 7
frilly skirt 52
Frogade 4
Frost™ brand sword 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 2
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
frozen banquet 55
frozen feather 282
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 141
frozen nunchaku 11
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 86
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 2
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 135
furniture dolly 16
furry fur 3,326
furry green earmuffs 2
furry green turtle 1
furry kilt 2
furry pants 11
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 133
fuzzy dice 3
ga-ga radio 3
Gaia beads 5
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
ganger bandana 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 2
garish pinky ring 8
gas balloon 169
gasmask 1
gator skin 243
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 293
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 3
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 3
Genalen™ Bottle 29
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost cucumber 85
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 210
ghuol egg 172
ghuol egg quiche 19
ghuol guolash 156
ghuol-ear kabob 25
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 20
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 4
giant discarded bottlecap 18
giant discarded plastic fork 40
giant discarded torn-up glove 16
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giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 24
giant glass of brandy 1
giant moxie weed 32
giant needle 1,925
giant pinky ring 63
giant stuffed bugbear 2
gibson 2
gift-a-pult 2
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gimlet 5
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 14
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
glacial sapphire 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 8
glass of goat's milk 118
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 4
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 146
glob of green slime 60
globe of Deep Sauce 9
gloomy black mushroom 32
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 2
glowing frisbee 1
glowing red eye 211
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 3
gnatwing 272
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 26
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 3
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 15
gnoll lips 26
gnoll teeth 143
gnoll-tooth necklace 3
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 14
Gnollish flyswatter 16
Gnollish pie server 5
Gnollish pie tin 51
Gnollish plunger 10
Gnollish slotted spoon 11
Gnollish toolbox 25
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
goat 2
goat beard 100
goat cheese 435
goat cheese pizza 207
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 20
gob of wet hair 115
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin hunting spear 1
gold lamé pants 2
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 51
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 21
Gordon Bennett 6
goth kid t-shirt 25
GOTO 1
goulauncher 2
gr8ps 31
grapefruit 344
grapes 446
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grass clippings 1
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grass skirt 1
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grassy cutlass 4
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
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green candygram 7
Green Clover of Justice 1
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 276
green pixel potion 74
green pixie spog 1
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green snowcone 218
green-frosted astral cupcake 52
gremlin juice 298
gremlin mutagen 1
Grimacite Bock 1
grisly shield 1
grog 86
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 112
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 1
groupie spangles 1
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grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 4
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 4
grungy flannel shirt 4
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guard turtle shell 1
guitar pick 118
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 8
gyroscope 1
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 16
hair spray 162
hairy staff 2
half-height unicycle 2
half-orchid 4
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 3
halfberd 19
halibut 1
hamethyst 1
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 18
hamethyst ring 6
hand grenegg 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 24
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of drink tickets 14
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handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 50
handful of nuts and berries 10
handful of pine needles 345
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handful of sawdust 78
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handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 52
happiness 3
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
hardened slime belt 2
hardened slime hat 3
hardened slime pants 2
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 5
Hatorade 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
headhunter necktie 25
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 1
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heavy D 2,225
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 6
heavy necklace chain 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 13
hellion cube 244
hellseal claw 1
hellseal whisker 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 19
helmet turtle 102
hemp net 40
hemp string 213
henna face paint 33
henna tattoo 7
herb brownies 110
herbal stuffing 39
herbs 1,049
hermit permit 13
herringcello 54
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 220
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 2
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 3
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 9
Hippy Army MPE 237
hippy bongo 11
hippy herbal tea 122
hippy medical kit 55
hippy protest button 79
hobo code binder 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo monkey 1
hobo nickel 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 2
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 1
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 13
honey-dipped locust 63
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 72
hors d'oeuvre tray 21
hot and sour sauce 21
hot buttered roll 17
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hot date 50
hot hi mein 36
hot katana blade 59
hot nuggets 365
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hot powder 78
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 11
hot wing 613
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 10
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 19
hypodermic needle 2
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 115
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 891
ice-cold six-pack 290
ice-cold Willer 883
iceberglet 1
iced-out bling 6
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 26
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 3
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 21
imitation crab crate 5
imitation crab meat 1
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
immense cyborg hand 14
imp air 1
Imp Ale 1,000
imp unity ring 1
incense bath ball 1
incredibly creepy marionette 6
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 13
infernal insoles 13
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 3
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
ink bladder 38
inkwell 81
Inndya trading card 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 90
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 6
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Instant Karma 1
interesting-looking twig 4
invisible bag 2
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
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Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron pasta spoon 98
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ironic moustache 1
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irradiated pet snacks 2
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 16
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 54
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 2
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 115
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 11
jar of swamp gas 1,002
Jarlsberg's earring 7
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 47
jawbruiser 4
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 1
Jekyllin hide belt 1
jellyfish gel 1
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 2
Jolly Roger charrrm 81
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 45
joybuzzer 1
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jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 40
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 5
jumbo olive 60
jumping bean burrito 5
jumping bean taco 4
jungle drum 2
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
keg shield 6
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 4
ketchup hound 81
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 9
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 7
killing feather 62
king cookie 2
Kiss the Knob apron 2
Kissin' Cousins 4
kite 198
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 132
kneecapping stick 171
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 4
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 17
Knob Goblin elite pants 11
Knob Goblin elite polearm 15
Knob Goblin elite shirt 38
Knob Goblin eyedrops 170
Knob Goblin firecracker 951
Knob Goblin harem pants 12
Knob Goblin harem veil 14
Knob Goblin learning pill 141
Knob Goblin love potion 402
Knob Goblin lunchbox 5
Knob Goblin melon baller 44
Knob Goblin nasal spray 3
Knob Goblin pants 109
Knob Goblin perfume 42
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 23
Knob Goblin scimitar 68
Knob Goblin seltzer 238
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 23
Knob Goblin spatula 41
Knob Goblin steroids 164
Knob Goblin stink bomb 27
Knob Goblin superseltzer 157
Knob Goblin tongs 145
Knob Goblin Uberpants 4
Knob Goblin visor 22
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 18
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 36
Knob mushroom 276
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 76
Knob sausage stir-fry 16
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 12
Knob stroganoff 16
Knob stuffed shells 141
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 12
Knoll mushroom 495
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 20
Knoll stir-fry 16
knuckle sandwich 75
kumquat 127
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
ladle of mystery 4
large box 121
large cocoa eggshell fragment 18
LARP membership card 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 1,063
lavender candygram 3
lavender paisley oyster egg 7
lavender plastic oyster egg 31
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 3
lavender striped oyster egg 2
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 1
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lead yo-yo 9
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 7
leather mask 25
leathery bat skin 88
leathery cat skin 91
leathery rat skin 13
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 1
left half of a heart necklace 2
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 5
lemon 544
lemon meringue pie 10
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 4
leotarrrd 6
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 2
libation of liveliness 6
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
library card 4
licorice garrote 6
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 293
lihc eye pie 38
lihc face 33
limburger biker boots 3
lime 243
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 48
line 1,970
linoleum crossbow 3
linoleum crossbow string 5
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rock 4
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