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Display Case for Caplin (#252629)

This player is ranked #109 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,907 items.

This player is a member of the clan Team Ugli.

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Caplin (#252629)

This player has 4,907 unique items and 98,931 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	155
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
	1-ball	3
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	13
	2-ball	7
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	6
	30669 scroll	21
	33398 scroll	31
	334 scroll	9
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	16
	4-ball	4
	4-d camera	2
	4-dimensional guitar	6
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	4
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	9
	64067 scroll	7
	668 scroll	8
	7-ball	3
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	17
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	2
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
	a butt tuba	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	3
	a suspicious address	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	6
	abominable snowcone	3
	abyssal battle plans	1
	Abyssal ember	2
	accidental cider	2
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	acid-squirting flower	9
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	actual reality goggles	2
	adder	1
	adder bladder	8
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	3
	aerated diving helmet	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	agua de vida	7
	airblaster gun	1
	albatross necklace	2
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	all-purpose cleaner	26
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
	amber aviator shades	2
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	1
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
	Amulet of Yendor	75
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	2
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	10
	ancient ice cream scoop	3
	ancient Magi-Wipes	15
	ancient poisoned dart	10
	ancient protein powder	13
	Ancient Saucehelm	6
	ancient spice	6
	ancient stone fist	6
	ancient stone head	3
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	1
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	anger blaster	1
	Angry Farmer candy	58
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	10
	ant agonist	6
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	2
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	6
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	59
	anticheese	2
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	12
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	6
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	4
	antique painting of a landscape	2
	antique pair of blue jeans	2
	antique record album	10
	antique shield	8
	antique souvenir drawing	2
	antique spear	7
	apathetic lizardman doll	2
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	4
	armgun	9
	around the world	1
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrowgram	2
	arrrgyle socks	6
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal limoncello	2
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	2
	asbestos crossbow	3
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	27
	asbestos staff	3
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	7
	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
	asparagus knife	11
	asparagus lo mein	3
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	1
	asshat	26
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut ice-cream	1
	astronaut pants	4
	Atomic Comic	2
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	54
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	1
	Aura Libre	1
	autocalliope	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	99
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	2
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	11
	bacon bath ball	5
	baconstone	13
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	3
	badass belt	75
	badass pie	2
	badge of authority	7
	badger badge	1
	bag of airline peanuts	93
	bag of bones	5
	bag of Cheat-Os	4
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	169
	bag of pygmy blood	4
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of W&Ws	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	14
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	897
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	4
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	8
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	9
	balsa plank	5
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	26
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo strings	18
	baobab sap	2
	bar skin	26
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	7
	bargain flash powder	2
	bark beret	2
	bark boxers	2
	bark bracelet	2
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
	barrrnacle	22
	barskin buckler	4
	barskin cloak	2
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	2
	baseball	10
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	7
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	44
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	58
	bat wing kabob	2
	bat wing stir-fry	35
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
	batblade	7
	batgut	98
	bath ball gift set	2
	battered Crimbo Crate	16
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	2
	Battlie Light Saver	2
	bazookafish bubble gum	9
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	7
	beach glass necklace	2
	bean burrito	2
	beanbag chair	14
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	beautiful soup	2
	bed of coals	2
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	45
	beer bong	6
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	8
	beer lens	3
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	11
	beer-soaked mop	2
	beertini	1
	beery blood	2
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	11
	bejeweled pledge pin	9
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	129
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	berries of suffering	2
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	2
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
	big bad voodoo mask	3
	big bass drum	11
	big boom	1
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	18
	big rock	1
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	2
	bilge wine	18
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	13
	bird rib	23
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
	bit of clingfilm	21
	bit-o-cactus	7
	bite-me-red lipstick	3
	BitterSweetTarts	3
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	2
	black belt	2
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	4
	black candy heart	75
	black candygram	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	2
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	4
	black forest ham	2
	black greaves	4
	black helmet	4
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	5
	black lotus	1
	Black No. 2	6
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	2
	black picnic basket	5
	black pixel	54
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	7
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	4
	black snake skin	6
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	4
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	4
	black tear	1
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	66
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	2
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	4
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	18
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	1
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	4
	bloody clown pants	17
	bloody mary	3
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	48
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	7
	blue pixel potion	6
	blue plasma ball	2
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	2
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	2
	boilermaker	1
	bone abacus	2
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	95
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	9
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	6
	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	2
	Bonestabber	1
	boning knife	1
	book of matches	3
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
	booty chest charrrm	6
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	6
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	2
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	2
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	4
	Boss Bat britches	6
	bottle of alcohol	23
	bottle of antifreeze	2
	bottle of black cat tonic	3
	bottle of Blank-Out	2
	bottle of bubbles	12
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	13
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	3
	bottle of Definit	8
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	18
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	33
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	140
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	12
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	25
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
	bottle of pirate juice	4
	bottle of popskull	2
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	64
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	16
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	42
	bottle of ultravitamins	2
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
	bottle of vodka	43
	bottle of whiskey	119
	bottle of wine	3
	bottle opener belt buckle	3
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	3
	boulder	24
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	30
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	4
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	box	45
	box of Dweebs	2
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	2
	box of sunshine	13
	box turtle	2
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	14
	boxed wine	17
	boxing glove	9
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6
	brains casserole	3
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	3
	brand new key	1
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	2
	brass gear	45
	brass stinger	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	breaded beer	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	113
	brick of sand	28
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	8,747
	BRICKO bulwark	7
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,466
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	6
	BRICKO stud	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	3
	BRICKO turtle	2
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	109
	brigand brittle	21
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	1
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	2
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	25
	broken sword	7
	bronze breastplate	3
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	6
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	8
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	42
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	9
	bubblewrap staff	2
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	118
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	23
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	23
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	2
	buckyball	2,007
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	13
	bugbear bungguard	8
	bugbear purification pill	1
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	8
	bum cheek	21
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	6
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	11
	buoybottoms	5
	burnt flower	5
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	198
	BURT	12
	bus pass	11
	Buttery Knob	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	5
	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	cactus fruit	7
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	calavera concertina	2
	calle de miel	1
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
	can of depilatory cream	2
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	12
	can of spinach	4
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	32
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	3
	candied kobold	1
	candied nuts	1
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	5
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	4
	candy cane	46
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1,022
	candy knuckles	7
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	13
	candycaine powder	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	3
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	14
	canteen of wine	1
	capacitor relay	19
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	13
	carbonated water lily	14
	carbonite visor	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	2
	cardboard katana	5
	cardboard ore	9
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	4
	caret	2
	carob brownies	2
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	1
	carob chunks	7
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	1
	carrot juice	1
	carrot nose	1
	carton of rotten eggs	1
	cartoon heart	17
	casino pass	17
	cast	46
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	9
	catgut	32
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	2
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	1
	centipede eggs	11
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	1
	Chakra Libre	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	64
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	2
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	3
	cheap cigar butt	43
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	3
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	2
	cheap toaster	5
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheezburger	1
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
	chef skull	2
	chef's hat	17
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewing gum on a string	30
	children of the candy corn	3
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	2
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	1
	chloroform rag	4
	chlorophyll paste	1
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate box	2
	chocolate cigar	2
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	3
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	18
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	7
	chrome crossbow	4
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	30
	chrome staff	4
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of rock salt	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
	clay peace-sign bead	11
	Claybender glasses	1
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	2
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	3
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	24
	clove-flavored lip balm	7
	clown hammer	87
	clown shoes	5
	clown skin	21
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	4
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	3
	club necklace	5
	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	2
	clumsiness bark	2
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	cob of corn	3
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
	cocktail napkin	50
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	2
	cocoa eggshell fragment	136
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	41
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	5
	cog	17
	cog and sprocket assembly	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	7
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	2
	cold ninja mask	7
	cold nuggets	54
	cold powder	10
	cold wad	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	6
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	3
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	6
	comfy pillow	6
	commemorative war stein	6
	communications windchimes	57
	compression stocking	1
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	2
	concentrated magicalness pill	1
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	confusing LED clock	8
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	12
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	2
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	2
	cool mushroom casserole	2
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	24
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	9
	corn holder	2
	corncob pipe	7
	corned-beef Reuben	17
	cornuthaum	4
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	40
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	2
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	5
	Cosmic Calorie	43
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume sword	4
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	24
	cotton candy pinch	2
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cracker	1
	cranberries	77
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	221
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	23
	creamsicle	15
	creepy ginger ale	3
	creepy voodoo doll	5
	creepy-ass club	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	2
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	2
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	25
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	29
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	17
	Crimbo pie	19
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimboween memo	127
	Crimbuck	30
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	3
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	7
	crowbarrr	4
	Crown of the Goblin King	19
	crown-shaped beanie	5
	crude voodoo doll	1
	cruelty-free wine	5
	crumbling rat skull	5
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	2
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	5
	CSA obedience grenade	3
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cube of ectoplasm	1
	cup of hickory chicory	3
	cup of infinite pencils	11
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	2
	cupcake-in-a-cup	2
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	7
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
	cursed bottle of rum	4
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	2
	cyber-mattock	2
	cyborg doll	2
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cymbal syrup	95
	d10	112
	d12	12
	d20	12
	d4	1
	d6	20
	d8	61
	Daffy Taffy	18
	daisy	1
	dance card	9
	dangerous jerkcicle	2
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark potion	30
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	19,705
	dead lights pie	2
	deadly lampshade	2
	deadly nightshade	1
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	13
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	324
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	8
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective skull	91
	dehydrated caviar	14
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	41
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	6
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	12
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious stinkbug	7
	deluxe fax machine	1
	demon buckler	3
	demon skin	38
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	2
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	51
	deodorant	14
	depantsing bomb	11
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	2
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
	desiccated apricot	11
	designer handbag	6
	desktop zen garden	2
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	detour shield	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	devilish folio	7
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	5
	diamond-studded cane	10
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
	didgeridooka	5
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	2
	digital key lime pie	1
	digital underground potion	1
	dill	1
	dinged-up triangle	2
	dingy planks	2
	dire fudgesicle	5
	dirty hobo gloves	27
	disassembled clover	15
	disbelief suspenders	2
	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
	disco ball	71
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
	disco mask	68
	discocktail	10
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	90
	disembodied brain	5
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating quill pen	42
	disintegrating sheet music	3
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	17
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	12
	disturbing fanfic	146
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	3
	divine can of silly string	4
	divine champagne flute	2
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	3
	divine noisemaker	6
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
	doll house	3
	dollar sign	2
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	11
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
	double daisy	1
	double-barreled sling	4
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	2
	double-ice cap	13
	double-ice gum	1
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	doubt cannon	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
	drab sonata	18
	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	11
	dragon snaps	28
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	6
	dreadlock whip	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
	dress pants	2
	dried face	19
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	drone self-destruct chip	5
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	35
	drum machine	9
	drum of pomade	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry martini	2
	dry noodles	462
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	9
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	5
	duck-on-a-string	9
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	2
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	6
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeon dragon chest	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	3
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	35
	dusty bottle of Merlot	38
	dusty bottle of Muscat	55
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	50
	dusty bottle of Port	70
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	60
	dusty Crimbo crate	14
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	3
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	11
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	5
	dusty left fibula	3
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	2
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	2
	dusty left humerus	2
	dusty left kneecap	2
	dusty left ninth rib	2
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	2
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	2
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	2
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	2
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	2
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	1
	dwarvish magazine	2
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	47
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	45
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	1
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	eerie fetish	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	16
	effluvious emerald	2
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	36
	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	6
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	6
	electric crutch	6
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	6
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
	Elfin shortbread	1
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	26
	elven magi-pack	29
	elven medi-pack	23
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	37
	elven suicide capsule	1
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty blowgun	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	15
	empty meat tank	5
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	12
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	3
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
	enchanted muesli	5
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	88
	energy drink IV	5
	ennui-flavored potato chips	132
	enormous belt buckle	8
	enormous hoop earring	6
	Ent cider	20
	epic wad	1
	equal sign	2
	eraser nubbin	1
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	1
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	1
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
	evil golden arch	39
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	4
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
	exotic jungle fruit	6
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	expensive cigar	2
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	7
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	100
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	9
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	8
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	5
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	2
	eye of the Tiger-lily	7
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	3
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	24
	f3d0r4	13
	facehugging alien	3
	facsimile dictionary	11
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	1
	fake fake vomit	58
	fake hand	36
	fake plastic grass	3
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	2
	fancy bath salts	2
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy chocolate car	1
	fancy dress ball	6,602
	fancy opera glasses	16
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	2
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat bottom quark	26
	fat loot token	2
	fat stacks of cash	45
	fat wallet	3
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	4,023
	FDKOL hotcakes	2
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	fear condenser	1
	felt	5
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	18
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	13
	fertilized ghuol egg	4
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	4
	fetid feather	9
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	2
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	2
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	7
	figurine of a cold seal	19
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	3
	figurine of a slippery seal	4
	figurine of a stinking seal	60
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
	figurine of an ancient seal	9
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	16
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	3
	filthy corduroys	8
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	18
	filthy lucre	116
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	7
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cuffs	1
	finger cymbals	10
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	7
	fireball	1
	fireclutch	3
	fireman's helmet	1
	Firewater	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	13
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	4
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy paste	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fishy wand	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	1
	fizzy potion	18
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	4
	flaming feather	11
	flaming glowsticks	3
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	15
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	24
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat dough	6
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	2
	flayed mind	17
	flimsy clipboard	11
	flirtatious feather	12
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	3
	floorboard cruft	9
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	2
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	2
	flute of flat champagne	17
	flyest of shirts	2
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam noodle	1
	Fog Murderer	1
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (heavy metal)	5
	folder (red)	1
	folder (sports car)	3
	folder (sportsballs)	2
	folder (Yedi)	2
	foolscap fool's cap	6
	foon	3
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	foreign box	2
	forest spirit rattle	1
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	8
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	2
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	7
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	freezerburned ice cube	2
	freezin' bindle	2
	French slippers	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	2
	fricasseed brains	5
	friendly cheez blob	4
	frightful feather	5
	frigid air mattress	4
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	66
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	2
	frilly skirt	18
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	9
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	3
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	19
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	3
	frozen nunchaku	7
	frozen seal spine	2
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	4
	fruitcake	10
	fruitfilm	3
	fruity girl swill	2
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	60
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	26
	furniture dolly	3
	furry fur	7
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	9
	fuzzbump	7
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	5
	fuzzy dice	9
	fuzzy earmuffs	3
	fuzzy montera	5
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	ga-ga radio	2
	Gaia beads	1
	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
	Game Grid ticket	47
	Game Grid token	5
	gamer slurry	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	12
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
	gas balloon	28
	gator skin	19
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
	gauze garter	9
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
	gearbox necklace	2
	Gearhead Goo	2
	Genalen™ Bottle	34
	General Assembly Module	3
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
	generic healing potion	2
	generic mana potion	2
	generic restorative potion	1
	ghost cucumber	2
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost trap	1
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	94
	ghuol egg	61
	ghuol egg quiche	5
	ghuol guolash	26
	ghuol-ear kabob	31
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant breath mint	1
	giant cactus quill	3
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	5
	giant designer sunglasses	11
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	3
	giant discarded plastic fork	4
	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	2
	giant giant moth dust	2
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	2
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant marshmallow	3
	giant motorcycle boots	3
	giant moxie weed	3
	giant needle	4
	giant pinky ring	11
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	4
	giant tube of black lipstick	31
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	4
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	2
	gilt perfume bottle	2
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
	gingerbread bugbear	19
	gingerbread horror	3
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	7
	Ginsu™	1
	glacial clock	1
	glacial sapphire	2
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	37
	glass of goat's milk	42
	glass of warm milk	1
	glass of warm water	3
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	106
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of green slime	2
	glob of spoiled mayo	3
	gloomy black mushroom	2
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	22
	glowing syringe	1
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	15
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	6
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
	gnoll lips	4
	gnoll teeth	3
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	2
	Gnollish pie tin	14
	Gnollish plunger	3
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	17
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	5
	goat	1
	goat beard	6
	goat cheese	70
	goat cheese pizza	22
	goat cheese taco	2
	goatskin umbrella	4
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin autoblowgun	2
	goblin hunting spear	6
	goblin paste	1
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	3
	gold star	1
	gold toothbrush	7
	gold wedding ring	2
	Golden Light	1
	Golden Mean	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	243
	golden twig	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good brain	247
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	5
	googly-ball hat	1
	googly-heart hat	1
	googly-star hat	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	5
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	2
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	2
	grapes	4
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	5
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
	grave robbing shovel	6
	graveyard snowglobe	2
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
	gray bow tie	2
	grease gun	3
	greasy paste	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
	green balloon	1
	green beer	3
	green BRICKO brick	3
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	5
	green candygram	1
	green clay bead	38
	Green Clover of Justice	10
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	2
	Green Giant	1
	green glowstick	1
	green gummi ingot	3
	green hamhock	1
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	16
	green pixel potion	2
	green smoke bomb	5
	green snowcone	1
	green traffic cone	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
	gremlin juice	9
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grey cube	1
	Grimacite Bock	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grog	1
	groose grease	1
	groovy prism necklace	2
	grouchy restless spirit	16
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	25
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	13
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	5
	grungy flannel shirt	4
	guano coffee cup	5
	guard turtle collar	9
	guard turtle shell	10
	guitar pick	31
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	2
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	gyroscope	929
	haggis socks	2
	haggis-infused soap	1
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	2
	hair oil	2
	hair spray	30
	hairy staff	1
	half-baked potion	5
	half-empty carton of milk	10
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	5
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	19
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	2
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	53
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of hand chalk	28
	handful of honey	1
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	12
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	39
	handful of pine needles	8
	handful of sand	75
	handful of sawdust	34
	handful of walnuts	6
	handmade hobby horse	1
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	8
	handyman "hand soap"	1
	happiness	6
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	6
	Hatorade	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
	Haymaker	1
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	heart necklace	4
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	13
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy D	101
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	3
	heavy metal sonata	4
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	5
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	14
	hellseal claw	462
	hellseal whisker	363
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	70
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	11
	henna face paint	6
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	4
	herbs	15
	hermit permit	19
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	1
	Herringtini	1
	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	hill of beans	43
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	3
	hippo whip	3
	hippopotamus kilt	12
	hippopotamus pants	6
	hippopotamus skin	9
	hippopotamus skirt	7
	hipposkin poncho	2
	Hippy Army MPE	16
	hippy bongo	5
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	12
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	9
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	387
	hobo paste	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	holiday cheese log	4
	holiday log	1
	holistic headache remedy	16
	Hollandaise helmet	80
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	1
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	13
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	5
	horizontal tango	6
	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot cross bow	5
	hot date	21
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	41
	hot nuggets	33
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	6
	hot powder	4
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	101
	hot-ass club	1
	house of twigs and spit	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge gold coin	2
	huge pumpkin	4
	huge spoon	7
	Humanitini	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	Hundred Headed IPA	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	9
	hypodermic needle	7
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	11
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	44
	ice-cold six-pack	5
	ice-cold Willer	26
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	8
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	igloo pie	1
	iGoogly	83
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	17
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
	illegal firecracker	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	4
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	57
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	1
	immense cyborg hand	1
	imp air	5
	Imp Ale	255
	imp unity ring	12
	incense bath ball	5
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	42
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	infernal fife	7
	infernal insoles	8
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	2
	ingot of seal-iron	7
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	25
	Inndya trading card	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	2
	Instant Karma	2
	interesting-looking twig	173
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	invisibility potion	1
	invisible bag	1
	ion grid	23
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	7
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	3
	iron pasta spoon	1
	ironic battle spoon	1
	ironic jogging shorts	1
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	9
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	7
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	12
	jack flapper	2
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	1
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jamfish jam	1
	janglin' bones	2
	jar full of wind	2
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	13
	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	91
	jellyfish gel	1
	jerky coins	7
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	5
	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
	joybuzzer	74
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	3
	jumping bean burrito	2
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	5
	jungle floor wax	3
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	keel-haulin' knife	2
	keg shield	2
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	24
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kevlateflocite helmet	1
	kick-ass kicks	5
	kickback cookbook	2
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	54
	king cookie	5
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	3
	kite	12
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	7
	kneecapping stick	20
	knight cookie	3
	knob bugle	2
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	42
	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
	Knob Goblin harem veil	26
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	9
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	12
	Knob Goblin perfume	22
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	16
	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	27
	Knob Goblin steroids	10
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
	Knob Goblin tongs	14
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	3
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	7
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	2
	Knob mushroom	28
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	14
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	4
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	3
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	7
	Knoll mushroom	20
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	1
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	1
	kobold kibble	23
	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	2
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	11
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	4
	laser cannon	1
	laser targeting chip	1
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lavender candy heart	2
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	lawn dart	2
	lawnmower blade	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	11
	leaflet	1
	leather bookmark	1
	leather chaps	11
	leather mask	7
	leathery bat skin	21
	leathery cat skin	31
	leathery rat skin	3
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	3
	left bracket	2
	left parenthesis	4
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	3
	lemon	9
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	30
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	7
	letterman's jacket	4
	lewd playing card	12
	Li'l Businessman Kit	9
	libation of liveliness	2
	library card	2
	licorice boa	2
	licorice garrote	1
	licorice root	3
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	89
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	17
	limburger biker boots	2
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	18
	line	69
	linoleum crossbow	3
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	30
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	2
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lint	1
	lion oil	17
	little paper umbrella	44
	little parachute guy	1
	little round pebble	2
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	5
	liver popsicle	3
	llama lama gong	20
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loadstone	11
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	2
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	Locust	1
	logging hatchet	2
	logic synthesizer	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	1
	lollipop stick	185
	long pork	17
	long pork casserole	2
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	35
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	3
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	98
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	47
	los chinos	2
	lost key	10
	lotion of coldness	2
	lotion of hotness	2
	lotion of sleaziness	3
	lotion of spookiness	3
	lotion of stench	3
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	5
	love song of smoldering passion	6
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	4
	lovecat tail	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	25
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	8
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	11
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	1
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of coal	8
	lump of diamond	40
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	187
	lupine sword	1
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	3
	Mace of the Tortoise	3
	machetito	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	97
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	1
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	9
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	98
	magical ice cubes	35
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	2
	magicberry tablets	3
	magilaser blastercannon	13
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic field	1
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	2
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	4
	makeshift cape	3
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	2
	makeshift turban	2
	mana curds	1
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	1
	manly bloomers	2
	mannequin leg	2
	many-eyed glasses	4
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	2
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	6
	mariachi hat	71
	mariachi pants	9
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	24
	marshmallow	50
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	2
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	50
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive gemstone	1
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	6
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
	mayfly bait necklace	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	16
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	3
	meat paste	32
	meat shield	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	1
	meat stack	1
	meat vortex	81
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	2
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	24
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	16
	Meleegra™ pills	18
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	19
	memory of a C	12
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	14
	memory of a GT base pair	3
	memory of a T	13
	memory of an A	11
	memory of an AG base pair	2
	memory of an AT base pair	4
	memory of some delicious amino acids	6
	menorette	1
	menudo	2
	menudo ravioli	4
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	2
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	9
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	1
	metal mandible	1
	metallic A	56
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	44
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	microwave stogie	6
	midget clownfish	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	22
	mime soul fragment	36
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	2
	miner's helmet	13
	miner's pants	13
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	3
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	2
	miniature deck cannon	1
	miniature dormouse	2
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature pruning shears	1
	miniature tophat	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	miniscule beatbox	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	missing wine	3
	Misty Cloak	2
	Misty Robe	3
	mixed wildflower greens	2
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	13
	Mohobo	1
	moist sack	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	6
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	6
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	2
	monomolecular yo-yo	6
	Monstar energy beverage	10
	monster bait	2
	monster pants	5
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	84
	Moon Pie	1
	moon-amber	1
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	moonglasses	1
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	Morbidda trading card	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	2
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mother's little helper	6
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	2
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	2
	Mountain Stream soda	35
	moxie magnet	3
	moxie weed	15
	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	Ms. Accessory	1
	MSG	6
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	4
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	4
	mummy costume	2
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	46
	munchies pill	1
	murky potion	22
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	mushroom pizza	3
	musty moccasins	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	3
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	mysterious chemical residue	3
	mysterious present	2
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	14
	nanite-infested eggnog	14
	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	7
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	16
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	1
	Necbro wafers	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	necrotizing body spray	2
	Neuromancer	2
	neurostim pill	2
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	4
	Newman's Own Trousers	2
	NG	7
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
	night-vision goggles	4
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	2
	ninja crampons	3
	ninja hot pants	6
	ninja mop	2
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	2
	ninja rope	2
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	2
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	8
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
	nothing-in-the-box	2
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	11
	nugget of sodium	1
	nurse's hat	1
	nutty organic salad	2
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian dagger	41
	ocarina of space	6
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	4
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	17
	oil of oiliness	18
	Oil of Parrrlay	10
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	2
	oil slacks	2
	oily boid	2
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	2
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	4
	Okee-Dokee soda	36
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old coin purse	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old school calculator watch	13
	old school flying disc	3
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	72
	old-fashioned	1
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive	22
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	2
	one-winged stab bat	5
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	1
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	5
	orange	6
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	12
	orange candygram	1
	orange glowstick	1
	orange leather lanyard	6
	orange peel hat	3
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	4
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	5
	Orcish baseball cap	9
	Orcish cargo shorts	5
	Orcish frat-paddle	10
	orcish hand lotion	9
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	9
	orcish rubber	9
	orcish stud-finder	5
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	107
	oriole-feather headdress	1
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	Osk'r Chow	1
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	outrageous sombrero	1
	oven mitts	6
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	9
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	2
	oversized pizza cutter	10
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	3
	oyster egg balloon	1
	P.B.L.T.	1
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	2
	pack of KWE trading card	3
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	10
	packet of mayfly bait	1
	packet of orchid seeds	2
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	52
	pail	23
	Pain Dip	2
	painful penne pasta	1
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
	paint bomb	9
	painted shield	3
	painted turtle	2
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	69
	palm-frond capris	2
	palm-frond cloak	2
	palm-frond fan	2
	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	2
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	3
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	7
	panty raider camouflage	6
	papaya	45
	papaya sling	1
	papaya slung	4
	papaya taco	2
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	7
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	2
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	10
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	1
	pasta spoon	56
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	18
	patchouli oil bomb	5
	patent antipsychotics	17
	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	3
	PB&BP	1
	peace-sign necklace	2
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	5
	peanut brittle shield	2
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	2
	pearidot	3
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	1
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	3
	penguin skin buckler	8
	penguin thesaurus	2
	penguin whip	1
	penguin-smacking club	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	5
	perforated battle paddle	8
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perpendicular guano	1
	perpendicular hula	3
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	personalized birthday cake	4
	personalized coffee mug	1
	pestoblade	1
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	4
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	86
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	91
	petrified noodles	17
	petrified wood	1
	ph balancer	3
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	8
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	7
	philter of phorce	11
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	105
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	16
	physiostim pill	14
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	17
	pickled egg	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
	Piddles	2
	pie crust	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	52
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	1
	pig-iron helm	3
	pig-iron shinguards	2
	pile of candy	10
	pile of dusty animal bones	20
	pile of gold coins	3
	pile of jumping beans	12
	pile of loose snow	1
	pill cup	2
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pin-stripe slacks	7
	pine tar	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
	pink candy heart	1
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	34
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	5
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pipe wrench	2
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	3
	pirate fledges	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	8
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	2
	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel pill	1
	pixel power cell	2
	pixel shield	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	2
	pixellated candy heart	4
	pixellated moneybag	2
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plain brown wrapper	2
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	5
	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	plastic bib	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	2
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
	plastic guitar	9
	plastic ingot	1
	plastic passion fruit	16
	plastic spider ring	1
	plexifoam chin strap	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	67
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	175
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	pocket theremin	5
	pocketwatch on a chain	23
	pog #01 (spider)	4
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	2
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	2
	pointy mushroom	2
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	pointy red hat	1
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	2
	Pokëmann band-aid	23
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	14
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	8
	Polka Pop	3
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	polyalloy shield	1
	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
	Polysniff Perfume	2
	poodle skirt	5
	pool cue	12
	pool of liquid metal	1
	pool torpedo	7
	popcorn	1
	popsicle stick	4
	pork elf goodies sack	7
	porquoise	10
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable photocopier	1
	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	5,241
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	34
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	22
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	1
	potted fern	1
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	2
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	39
	powdered organs	9
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	8
	pr0n cocktail	1
	pr0n legs	48
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	1
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	Prelude of Precision	2
	press-on ribs	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
	pretty bouquet	2
	pretty flower	47
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	prismatic wad	3
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
	probability potion	58
	procrastination potion	51
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	3
	protein paste	2
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	8
	psycho sweater	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	puff of smoke	32
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	1
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	6
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	1
	Punchplanter	1
	punk rock jacket	1
	purple clay bead	6
	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	5
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	2
	pygmy blowgun	8
	pygmy briefs	2
	pygmy dart	8
	pygmy nose-bone	3
	pygmy papers	5
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	12
	pygmy spear	6
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	3
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	17
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
	queen cookie	2
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
	rabbit punch	1
	radio button candy	1
	radioactive chew toy	7
	radium-flavored potato chips	133
	rag doll	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow bomb	1
	rainbow crossbow	1
	rainbow tie	1
	Rainbow's Gravity	1
	raisin	3
	ram horns	2
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	3
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	3
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	16
	rat appendix kabob	1
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	1
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	2
	ratgut	3
	ratini	1
	ratskin belt	2
	rattail whip	1
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	Rattlin' Chains	1
	rave whistle	47
	ravioli della hippy	1
	ravioli hat	55
	razor-sharp can lid	72
	razor-tipped yo-yo	8,035
	really dense meat stack	10
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	2
	really thick bandage	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	3
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	42
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	116
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red gummi ingot	4
	red paisley oyster egg	1
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	11
	red pixel potion	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
	red potion	1
	Red Rover BB gun	1
	red snowcone	2
	red striped oyster egg	1
	red wagon	2
	red-and-green sweater	1
	redrum	11
	reflection of a map	1
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	regret hose	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	4
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	reodorant	40
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	2
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	respected companion biscuit	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
	ribbon candy	1
	rice bowl	12
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	11
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	14
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	3
	right parenthesis	2
	rigid carapace	1
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	7
	ring of cold resistance	1
	ring of conflict	1
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	2
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	4
	roboduck-on-a-string	8
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	6
	rock	2
	Rock and Roll Legend	2
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	20
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	1
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	21
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	1
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	63
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	1
	root beer	3
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rough fish scale	2
	round blue bomb	2
	round green sunglasses	4
	round purple sunglasses	4
	royal jelly	2
	royal jelly taco	3
	rubber axe	1
	rubber band gun	8
	rubber emo roe	84
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	8
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
	ruby W	24
	rum and cola	2
	rum barrel charrrm	17
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	2
	Russian Ice	2
	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	4
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	7
	rusty hedge trimmers	4
	rusty metal greaves	1
	rusty metal key	1
	rusty metal ring	2
	rusty metal shaft	2
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	8
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	1
	rusty speargun	1
	rusty valve wheel	1
	rxr shield	1
	s'more	1
	s'more gun	2
	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	9
	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack lunch	13
	sack of doorknobs	2
	Safari Jack's moustache	4
	safarrri hat	2
	safety vest	1
	Saison du Lune	1
	sake bomb	28
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	12
	salinated mint julep	1
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
	salt water taffy	1
	saltwaterbed	1
	salty dog	10
	salty slug	1
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	12
	sandcastle	1
	sandpaper	1
	sandwich of the gods	2
	sangria	1
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	74
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	2
	sausage wonton	1
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	4
	sawblade fragment	1
	sawblade shield	6
	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
	scary death orb	1
	scented massage oil	4
	school spirit socket set	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	7
	scintillating powder	1
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	8
	scrap metal	2
	scrap of shadow	11
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	524
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	520
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	543
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	189
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	189
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	516
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	3
	screwing pooch	8
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	18
	scroll of drastic healing	20
	scroll of pasta summoning	5
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	2
	scroll of Puddingskin	2
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious ice ant	20
	scrumptious reagent	146
	scrunchie tourniquet	27
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea cowbell	1
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
	sea salt crystal	1
	sea salt scrubs	1
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	7
	seal tooth	1
	seal-blubber candle	62
	seal-brain elixir	17
	seal-clubbing club	54
	seal-skull helmet	73
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	6
	sealhide snare	8
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	1
	seaweed	1
	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	7
	secret from the future	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	8
	security blankie	1
	Senior Mints	1
	sensitive poetry journal	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	18
	sequined fez	1
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	3
	serum of sarcasm	4
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
	set of jacks	1
	set of Unobtainium straps	1
	severed flipper	6
	severed rocking horse head	1
	sewer nuggets	239
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	44
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shadowy seal eye	2
	sham champagne	3
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	16
	shark cartilage	1
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	2
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	shavin' razor	1
	shaving cream	2
	Shield of Icy Fate	1
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	3
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	12
	shining halo	1
	shiny butcherknife	1
	shiny gold fronts	1
	shiny hood ornament	1
	shiny ring	19
	shiny stones	11
	shiny tribal beads	7
	shirt kit	2
	Shivering Chèvre	5
	shock belt	7
	shock collar	1
	shoo-fish pie	1
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
	short calculator	3
	short writ of habeas corpus	2
	short-handled mop	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	6
	shot of pear schnapps	6
	shot of rotgut	6
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	1
	shredded hellseal hide	217
	shrinking powder	4
	shuddersword	1
	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
	Silver Bullet beer	1
	silver cheese-slicer	3
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	2
	silver salt-shaker	3
	silver shotgun shell	1
	silver shrimp fork	1
	silver tongue charrrm	8
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Sinful Desires	7
	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
	single swig of vodka	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	2
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	5
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
	six-rainbow shield	2
	sizzling seal fat	8
	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	31
	skate blade	1
	skate board	1
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	6
	skelelton spine	11
	skeletal banana	14
	skeleton	1
	skeleton bone	50
	skeleton key	40
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeleton quiche	1
	skeleton skis	1
	skeletortoise	1
	skewer	6
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	skirt / kilt kit	1
	skull with a fuse in it	2
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
	Skullhead's Screw	2
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	1
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze nuggets	23
	sleaze powder	34
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
	sleazy bindle	1
	sleazy fairy gravy	1
	sleazy hi mein	1
	sleep mask	2
	sleeping snowy owl	1
	sleeping stocking	9
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	slice of pizza	2
	slick fish meat	1
	slide rule	8
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	1
	slime convention flyers	14
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	2
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slime stack	1
	slime-covered club	1
	slime-covered compass	1
	slime-covered greaves	1
	slime-covered helmet	1
	slime-covered necklace	1
	slime-covered shovel	1
	slime-covered speargun	1
	slime-soaked brain	1
	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
	Slimebite	1
	Slimosa	1
	slimy alveolus	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	75
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	64
	slingshot	2
	slip 'n' slide	4
	Slippery Knob	1
	slippery when wet shield	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
	slug of rum	1
	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
	small box	7
	small leather glove	3
	small slimy cyst	1
	smart skull	34
	smashed danish	1
	smile-sharpening stone	8
	smiley-face sticker	1
	smiling rat	1
	smirking shrunken head	5
	smoked potsherd	1
	smoking grass	281
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	26
	smoldering staff	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	4
	smut orc keepsake box	2
	snailmail bits	1
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	3
	snake shield	1
	snapdragon pistil	11
	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
	sneaky wrapping paper	1
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	33
	snorkel	10
	snow belly	1
	snow halo	1
	snow hat	1
	snow pants	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	snowball	2
	snowboarder pants	2
	sock garters	2
	sock monkey	4
	soda water	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	103
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
	software glitch	1
	soggy seed packet	1
	soggy used band-aid	9
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	solid asbestos box	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid gold bowling ball	13
	solid gold pegleg	3
	solid linoleum box	2
	solid state loom	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	42
	sorority brain	1
	soul knife	1
	soul monocle	1
	soup turtle	1
	soup-chucks	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	1
	soylent staff	1
	space jam	1
	space jam toast	1
	Space Tourist Phaser	1
	Space Tours Tripple	3
	spade necklace	8
	spaghetti con calaveras	1
	spaghetti cult mask	7
	spaghetti cult rosary	1
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	31
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	9
	spangly mariachi vest	3
	spangly sombrero	2
	spangly unitard	1
	spark plug earring	5
	sparkler	1
	special sauce glove	2
	spectral jelly	1
	spectral pickle	1
	spectre scepter	50
	speed limit shield	1
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	1
	sphygmomanometer	1
	spice melange	1
	spiced rum	23
	spices	9
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	49
	spiked femur	3
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	sponge cake	5
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky and sour sauce	2
	spooky bark	4
	spooky bicycle chain	2
	spooky bindle	1
	spooky cosmetics bag	2
	spooky eggnog	7
	spooky eyeliner	1
	spooky felt	2
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	5
	spooky hi mein	1
	spooky hockey mask	2
	spooky length of string	38
	spooky lipstick	2
	spooky lo mein	1
	spooky mushroom	25
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky nuggets	40
	spooky pirate skeleton	14
	spooky powder	15
	spooky sap	4
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	217
	spooky staff	1
	spooky stick	22
	spooky stir-fry	2
	spooky stuffing	1
	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
	spooky toy wheel	1
	spooky wad	1
	spooky wooden block	9
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
	spoon!	1
	spork	2
	spray paint	2
	spring	11
	sprocket	15
	sprocket assembly	1
	spruce juice	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	square sponge pants	1
	squashed frog	7
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	2
	squirmy violent party snack	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	2
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
	stained mattress	2
	stainless steel scarf	2
	stainless steel shillelagh	1
	stainless steel skullcap	1
	stainless steel slacks	1
	stainless steel solitaire	1
	stale baguette	3
	stalk of asparagus	7
	staph of homophones	1
	stapler bear	1
	star	49
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	4
	star chart	13
	star crossbow	4
	star hat	8
	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	1
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	1
	star staff	1
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	5
	star throwing star	1
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	7
	steamy ruby	5
	steely marble	1
	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench nuggets	14
	stench powder	23
	stench wad	1
	stepmom's booze	2
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	3
	stick	1
	stick of "gum"	2
	stick of dynamite	8
	stick-on mini solar panels	1
	stick-on-a-string	1
	sticky gloves	5
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	1
	stinkin' bindle	2
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	2
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	79
	stolen necklace	4
	stolen office supplies	14
	stolen sushi	4
	stomach turnover	1
	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	1
	stone frisbee	1
	Stone Golem pebbles	6
	stone of eXtreme power	18
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	1
	strange paste	1
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	1
	strawberry	47
	strawberry daiquiri	4
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	2
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	strawberyl	3
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stray chihuahua	5
	streetfighting champion's belt	1
	stress ball	21
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
	string of blue beads	18
	string of Crimbo lights	1
	string of green beads	41
	string of red beads	13
	stringy sinew	1
	strongness elixir	6
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed alien blob	2
	stuffed angry cow	5
	stuffed astral badger	22
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	22
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	64
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	24
	stuffed cocoabo	14
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	7
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	26
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	30
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	1
	stuffed hand turkey	11
	stuffed Hodgman	2
	stuffed key	83
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	26
	stuffed martini	2
	stuffed Meat	81
	stuffed mind flayer	23
	stuffed mink	59
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	65
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed pocketwatch	2
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	22
	stuffed shoulder parrot	17
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	29
	stuffed snowy owl	29
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	23
	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	24
	stuffed teddy butler	49
	stuffed tin of caviar	52
	stuffed treasure chest	96
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	30
	stuffed walrus	1
	stuffed yeti	1
	stuffed yo-yo	3
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	5
	stunt nuts	17
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	18
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	9
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	2
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	1
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	3
	suede shortsword	1
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar chapeau	2
	sugar cherry	11
	Sugar Cog	8
	sugar lime	3
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	180
	sugar sheet	16
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	10
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	15
	sun-dried tofu	1
	sunken chest	26
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	16
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-spiky hair gel	59
	superamplified boom box	1
	superduperball	1
	superheated fudge	1
	Supernova Champagne	11
	support cummerbund	1
	supportive bra	6
	Suppurating Sinner	1
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	15
	swashbuckling pants	14
	sweet mochi ball	12
	sweet ninja sword	4
	sweet rims	1
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	swirly potion	38
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	1
	Sword of Dark Omens	2
	sword of static	1
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic stuffing	1
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
	t8r tots	12
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	39
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	41
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	26
	taco shell	20
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tainted seal's blood	7
	Tales from the Fireside	61
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	12
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	13
	tangarita	1
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	3
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangle of rat tails	3
	tankard of ale	1
	tap shoes	3
	tapped black lotus	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	6
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	1
	tassel	1
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	9
	tasty louse	6
	tasty tart	1
	tattered scrap of paper	29
	tawdry amethyst	4
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	6
	teddy bear	3
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	2
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
	teflon ore	1
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	2
	teflon swim fins	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	temporary tribal tattoo	10
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	3
	tenderizing hammer	9
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	2
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	that gum you like	21
	The Art of Slapfighting	2
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
	The Bomb	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	the finger	2
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	7
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
	The Ring	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	theoretical string	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thermos of brew	1
	thin black candle	557
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
	third-hand lantern	1
	third-hand nunchaku	3
	This Charming Flan	1
	thistle wine	30
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	1
	three-tiered wedding cake	1
	throbbing organ pie	1
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	1
	throwing wrench	58
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	46
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	17
	time sleigh	1
	time's arrow	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin magnolia	1
	tin star	1
	tiny ballet slippers	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny bindle	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	6
	tiny bowler	3
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	7
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny do-rag	1
	tiny fly glasses	2
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	63
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny maracas	3
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
	tiny plastic astronomer	2
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	16
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	277
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	194
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	23
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	4
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	2
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	17
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	53
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	7
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	9
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	7
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	3
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	13
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	2
	tiny plastic star starfish	3
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	44
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	42
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny prop sword	1
	tiny shaker of salt	5
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny sombrero	2
	tiny top hat and cane	2
	tip jar	6
	tires	3
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	2
	toast	429
	toast with jam	1
	toasted brie	1
	tobiko marble soda	2
	tobiko pocky	2
	tobiko-infused sake	3
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	2
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	7
	tofurkey leg	7
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
	tomato	17
	tomato daiquiri	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	9
	tomb ratchet	8
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	tongue depressor	2
	tonic djinn	2
	tonic water	11
	too legit potion	1
	tooth	1
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	1
	top	21
	torn hellseal sinew	205
	torquoise	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	1
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	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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	toy crazy train	4
	toy deathbot	3
	toy hoverpad	147
	toy jet pack	4
	toy maglev monorail	5
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	toy six-seater hovercraft	2
	toy soldier	2
	toy space helmet	6
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	16
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	traffic jam toast	1
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	Transylvania Sling	1
	Travels with Jerry	34
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	262
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	2
	troll britches	2
	Trollhouse cookies	40
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical orchid	1
	tropical paperweight	1
	tropical swill	1
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	23
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	18
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	5
	tulip	1
	tuning fork	1
	turtle pheromones	26
	turtle totem	70
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
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	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	2
	tuxedo shirt	2
	twinkly nuggets	31
	twinkly powder	16
	twinkly wad	226
	twisted-up wet towel	8
	twitching claw	1
	twitching trigger finger	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	27
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	5
	Ultracolor™ shirt	7
	ultrafondue	1
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	3
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	11
	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
	Uncle Romulus	5
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	uncooked chorizo	7
	underwater slingshot	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthed potsherd	1
	unearthly onyx	2
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unidentified jerky	32
	union scalemail pants	1
	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
	unrolling pin	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable DNA	1
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	21
	untamable turtle	3
	unusual disco ball	4
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
	upsy daisy	1
	Ur-Donut	1
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
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	used beer	1
	useless powder	54
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	17
	vampire chowder	2
	vampire collar	13
	vampire duck-on-a-string	36
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	vampire pearl	3
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	9
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
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	velcro broadsword	1
	velcro ore	2
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	1
	velvet choker	1
	vengeful spirit	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	18
	very large caltrop	1
	very overdue library book	2
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of The Glistening	3
	vibrating cyborg knife	1
	viking helmet	19
	vinegar	1
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
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	Vivian's Vitamin	1
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	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	2
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
	volcanic ash	1
	volleyball	1
	voodoo snuff	1
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	votive candle	1
	WA	6
	wad of cotton	2
	wad of dough	50
	wad of slimy rags	2
	wad of tofu	3
	walrus ice cream	2
	walrus-tusk earring	105
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	32
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wang	4
	war tongs	14
	warm mushroom	2
	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
	wasabi marble soda	5
	wasabi pocky	6
	wasabi-infused sake	4
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	51
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	2
	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
	waterlogged crate	3
	Wax Flask	1
	wax hat	1
	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
	weegee sqouija	1
	weremoose spit	3
	wet stew	4
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	11
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
	wheel	4
	whimpering willow bark	2
	whip kit	2
	whisker pencil	1
	whiskey and cola	2
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey sour	2
	white balloon	1
	white belt	4
	white Canadian	3
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	white candygram	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
	white chocolate chip brownies	2
	white chocolate chip cookies	1
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	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	111
	white collar	4
	white hat hacker T-shirt	12
	White Hyborian	24
	white lightning	54
	white picket fence	7
	white pixel	29
	white rice	5
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	white snake skin	24
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	white whip	1
	white Xanadian	1
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
	whoopie cushion	80
	wicker shield	5
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willyweed	11
	wind-up chattering teeth	53
	wind-up meatcar	12
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	wine-soaked bone chips	3
	wings of fire	1
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	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	133
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	witty rapier	6
	woim	1
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	Woldo trading card	1
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	wolfman mask	2
	Wolfman Nardz	1
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	wooden axe	1
	wooden block	1
	wooden figurine	1
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	4
	wool hat	3
	woolen cravat	1
	Workytime Tea	13
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	world's smallest violin	4
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	worthless gewgaw	4
	worthless knick-knack	3
	worthless trinket	9
	woven baling wire bracelets	4
	wreath of laurels	1
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Wrecked Generator	1
	wrench bracelet	6
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	2
	wumpus hair	10
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wussiness potion	44
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	x-ray specs	80
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	3
	yakskin buckler	5
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	10
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	30
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow candy heart	340
	yellow candygram	1
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	yellow gummi ingot	6
	yellow matter custard	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
	yellow snowcone	94
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yellow traffic cone	1
	yeti fur	45
	Yeti Protest Sign	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	695
	yohohoyo	2
	yummy death watch beetle	22
	Yummy Tummy bean	10
	Ze™ goggles	12
	zen motorcycle	3
	Zim Merman's guitar	2
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
	zmobie	1
	zombie pineal gland	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3