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Display Case for Oldsfrk (#257861)
This player is ranked #326 for Most Total Items with a total of 553,465 items.
This player is ranked #42 for Most Unique Items with a total of 7,768 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pickles of Dooooooom!.

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Oldsfrk (#257861)
This player has 7,768 unique items and 553,465 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 29
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 3
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 2
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 7
1-ball 12
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 2
11-leaf clover 12
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 28
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 12
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 8
64067 scroll 4
668 scroll 3
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 7
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 18
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 3
A Guide to Safari 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 4
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 3
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abandoned candy 5
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
absentee voter ballot 17
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 2
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: sensation 2
abstraction: thought 2
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 2
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 7
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual blood sausage 3
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 4
adder 2
adder bladder 12
adhesive tape dolly 3
adobe abacus 1
adobe ayam 1
Adventurer bobblehead 2
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 2
Aerheads 3
aerogel accordion 2
aerogel ascot 1
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 3
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 3
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 5
agua de vida 32
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 1
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 3
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 4
Alewife™ Ale 2
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 2
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 118
Alice's Army Cleric 126
Alice's Army Coward 130
Alice's Army Dervish 32
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 5
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 3
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 2
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 2
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 4
Alice's Army Foil Page 3
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 308
Alice's Army Hammerman 143
Alice's Army Horseman 118
Alice's Army Lanceman 109
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 337
Alice's Army Martyr 36
Alice's Army Ninja 325
Alice's Army Nurse 295
Alice's Army Page 297
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 323
Alice's Army Sniper 29
Alice's Army Spearsman 278
Alice's Army Swordsman 350
Alice's Army Wallman 307
alien animal goo 2
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 13
alien drugs 2
alien force field disruptor bean 2
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 3
alien meat 4
alien plant fibers 3
alien protein powder 1
alien rock sample 2
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 1
alien toenails 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 24
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 6
alpine watercolor set 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 3
Ambitious Turkey 10
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 7
Amnesiac Ale 4
amok pudding 6
amok putter 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 37
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 2
Amulet of Yendor 272
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 17
ancient cursed foot locker 1,259
ancient frozen dinner 4
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 9
ancient Magi-Wipes 23
ancient meat 1
ancient medicinal herbs 5
ancient oil painting of yourself 9
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 101
Ancient Protector Soda 10
ancient protein powder 5
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 37
ancient stone fist 9
ancient stone head 5
ancient turtle shell 3
ancient turtle shell helmet 3
ancient turtle shell powder 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 11
ancient vinyl coin purse 4
anemone nematocyst 4
anemone sauce 5
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
angry agate 2
Angry Farmer candy 154
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 57
angry inch 63
angst burger 1,130
animal part cracker 4
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 2
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 6
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 3
ant hoe 5
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 6
ant rake 2
ant sickle 3
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 3
anti-anti-antidote 2
anti-burn cream 22
anti-creep cream 1
anti-goosebump cream 2
anti-odor cream 2
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 24
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 3
antique greaves 4
antique hand mirror 25
antique helmet 5
antique machete 3
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 3
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 4
antique record album 21
antique shield 10
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 6
antique tacklebox 3
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Apriling band helmet 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 9
arcanoferric housing 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 155
armored prawn 6
around the world 1
Arr, M80 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 837
arrrgyle socks 16
Arrrmetia trading card 4
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 90
artisanal homebrew gift package 10
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 12
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 12
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 13
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 14
Artist's Spatula of Despair 8
Artist's Whisk of Misery 11
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 5
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 17
asbestos staff 7
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 3
ASCII fu manchu 5
ASCII shirt 66
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 16
asparagus knife 53
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 10
assassin's cheese knife 12
asshat 1
asteroid belt 2
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 36,560
astronaut pants 23
Atomic Comic 5
Atomic Pop 32
atomic vector plotter 16
attention spanner 2
attorney's badge 14
augmented-reality shades 2
august scepter 1
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 2
automatic catapult 3
autumn breeze 4
autumn dollar 4
autumn leaf 3
autumn years wisdom 3
autumn-spice donut 31
autumnal aegis 2
AutumnFest ale 3
autumnic balm 2
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 85
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 5
Aye Aye, Captain 2
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
Azurite 4
bätzle 2
baby bark scorpion 3
baby camelCalf 1
baby chest mimic 1
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 71
baby oil shooter 3
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 5
baconstone 7
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 5
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 2
bad vibroknife 1
badass belt 229
badass pie 1
badge of authority 10
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 2
bag of airline peanuts 341
bag of bones 46
bag of Cheat-Os 150
bag of foreign bribes 4
bag of GORF 141
bag of GORP 168
bag of grain 12
bag of gross foreign snacks 6
bag of Iunion stones 1
bag of lard 6
bag of many confections 10
bag of park garbage 4,371
bag of pygmy blood 2
bag of QWOP 13
bag of random words 2
bag of sausage links 3
bag of W&Ws 78
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 180
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 2
Baja sopapilla 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite-covered bacon 2
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 22
balanced antler 1
ball 39
ball-in-a-cup 2
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 18
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 8
baloney rotgut 4
balsa plank 16
bamboo bokuto 4
banana 377
banana candle 2
banana cream pie 4
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 41
banana smoothie 2
banana split 1
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 2
banana-frosted king cake 2
bananagate 6
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 4
banjo strings 6
baobab sap 1
bar of freeze-dried water 3
bar skin 11
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 39
bargain flash powder 14
bark beret 3
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 3
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
barnacled barrel 6
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 42
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrel beryl 16
barrel cracker 4
barrel gun 3
barrel pickle 99
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 5
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 124
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 18
barskin loincloth 4
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 5
Barulio's bottle 6
basaltamander tongue 5
baseball 26
Bash-Ōs boxtop 3
Bash-Ōs cereal 6
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
basking robin 1
bastard baster 2
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 8
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 30
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 48
bat haggis 4
bat hat 1
bat whip 2
bat wing 10
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 10
batarang 4
batblade 32
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 8
battered Crimbo Crate 19
battered hubcap 5
battered old top-hat 2
battery-powered drill 3
Battlie Light Saver 17
bauxite bow-tie 26
bauxite boxers 28
bazookafish bubble gum 18
beach ball marble 2
Beach Buck 154
Beach Comb 1
Beach Comb Box 1
beach glass bead 26
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 2
beanbag chair 21
bear claw 3
beard incense 3
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 3
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 3
bed of coals 18
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 3
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 653
beer bong 6
beer cartilage 4
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 2
beer lens 7
beer-a-pult 100
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 4
beertini 11
beery blood 95
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 13
beetle antenna 3
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 12
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 3
bejeweled accordion strap 7
bejeweled cufflinks 33
bejeweled pledge pin 68
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 6
Belt of Howling Anger 29
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 3
berry-infused sake 2
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 5
BGE pocket calendar 4
BGE shotglass 13
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 44
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 10
big bad voodoo mask 7
big bass drum 8
big boom 20
big bundle of chamoix 39
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 10
big glob of skin 4
big hot pepper 5
Big Punk 2
big red button 7
big red clown nose 5
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 3
big tun 4
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 2,365
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 6
bindlestocking 18
bird rib 11
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdybug antenna 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 16
Bit O' Quail Spleen 9
bit of clingfilm 9
bit-o-cactus 3
bite-me-red lipstick 75
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 30
BittyCar HotCar 2
BittyCar MeatCar 3
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
Black and White Apron Enrollment Form 2
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 2
black and white cracker 2
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 4
black belt 2
black blade 3
Black Body™ spray 2
black brandy 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 156
black candygram 2
black cherry soda 4
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 2
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 3
black friar's tonsure 53
black gold 5
black greaves 2
black helmet 2
Black Hole 3
black kettle drum 16
black label 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 4
black mana 11
Black No. 2 62
black paisley oyster egg 121
black pension check 12
black pepper 26
black picnic basket 4
black pixel 5
black plastic oyster egg 402
black polka-dot oyster egg 52
black pudding 34
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 2
black slime glob 6
black snake skin 41
black snowcone 70
black spot 7
black striped oyster egg 26
black sword 3
black tear 2
black velvet box 5
black-and-blue light 1,122
blackberry 122
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 12
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank diary 3
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 3
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 13
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 8
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob of acid 9
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 6
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 43
Blood 'n' Plenty 51
blood and blood 6
blood flower 6
Blood Light 23
blood of the Wereseal 4
blood roll-up 3
blood sausage 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 13
bloodstain stick 10
bloodstick 3
bloody beer 31
bloody clown pants 8
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 3
blowdart 7
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 12
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 3
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue money bag 5
blue oyster badge 2
blue paisley oyster egg 27
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 629
blue plastic baby 3
blue plastic oyster egg 68
blue polka-dot oyster egg 215
blue potion 3
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue rocket 1
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 160
blue striped oyster egg 74
blue suede shoes 5
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 3
blunt icepick 5
Bluzzard 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
bobcat grenade 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 3
Bohemian rhapsody 11
boilermaker 1
boilgun 2
boiling broth 3
boiling hot cocoa 3
boiling seal blood 2
bolder boulder 3
Boletus Broletus mushroom 2
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 2
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 6
bone bandoneon 3
bone bons 5
bone broth 3
bone chips 54
bone collar 1
bone crusher 3
bone flute 1
bone meal 4
bone rattle 7
bone spurs 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 3
bonedanna 4
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 28
boning knife 5
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of facts 1
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 2
Boosty Juice 5
boot flask 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 3
BOOtonniere 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 25
booty chest charrrm 3,642
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze bindle 5
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 29
Bordeaux Marteaux 10
borg sock monkey 4
boring spaghetti 11
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 8
Boris's key lime pie 5
Boris's ring 2
borrowed time 113
Boss Bat bling 10
Boss Bat britches 5
Boss Drops 10
bottle of alcohol 23
bottle of Amontillado 5
bottle of anís 3
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Blank-Out 2
bottle of bubbles 47
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 6
bottle of cooking sherry 3
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 9
bottle of drinkin' gas 4
bottle of Evermore 4
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 2
bottle of fire 91
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 9
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 1,244
bottle of goofballs 184
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 5
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 9
bottle of Lambada Lambic 4
bottle of laundry sherry 4
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 75
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 38
bottle of moontan lotion 3
bottle of Mystic Shell 7
bottle of norwhiskey 5
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 5
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 5
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of Professor Beer 7
bottle of Race Car Red 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 9
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of Red-Out 14
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 44
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 12
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 11
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 7
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 5
bottle of vodka 4
bottle of whiskey 1,457
bottle of wine 87
bottle opener belt buckle 60
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 5
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 3
Boulevardier cocktail 2
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 3
bow 2
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 4
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 66
bowl of eyeballs 17
bowl of fishysoisse 7
bowl of Jeal-O 6
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of mummy guts 4
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 9
Bowl of Scorpions 4
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
bowl of topioca 3
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 11
bowling ball 8
box 2
box o' ghosts 1
box of bear arms 2
box of Dweebs 105
box of Familiar Jacks 15
box of hammers 5
box of Pokëmann band-aids 3
box of sunshine 3,253
box turtle 3
box-in-the-box 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed Apriling band helmet 1
boxed august scepter 1
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed champagne 12
boxed gumball machine 4
boxed wine 17
Boxing Day care package 1
Boxing Day Pass 54
boxing glove 17
boxing glove on a spring 3
boxing-glove-in-a-box 4
brain preservation fluid 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 9
brains casserole 3
BRAINS shorts 13
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 2
bran muffin 1
brand new key 6
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 3
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 2
brass gear 9
brass stinger 2
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread line 1
bread man 1
bread pie 232
breadchucks 6
breaded beer 6
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
breakfast mess 7
breath mint 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 19
Breathitin™ 2
brick 79
brick of sand 25
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2,491
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 2
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,320
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO stud 3
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 2
BRICKO turtle 2
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 9
brigand brittle 1,398
Bright Water 2
brilliant oyster egg 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 20
brine 151
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 2
brocolate brogurt 4
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 3
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 2
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Crimbo Candy Cookbook 79
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Crimbuck 183
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crowbarrr 5
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crunchy brush 2
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crystal skeleton vodka 8
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CSA obedience grenade 236
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cupcake-in-a-cup 2
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cuppa Alacri tea 4
cuppa Boo tea 4
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cuppa Craft tea 5
cuppa Cruel tea 3
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curdflinger 1
curmudgel 6
cursed black pearl onion 7,298
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cursed sea biscuit 6,100
cursed voodoo skull 700
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Cycloney 3
cylindrical mold 164
cymbal syrup 158
D roll 4
d10 20
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d20 2
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Dad's brandy 2
daddy shortlegs leg 2
Daffy Taffy 472
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Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 2
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daily dungeon malware 10
daisy 17
Daisy's unclean bloomers 3
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dandy lion cub 1
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Danglin' Chad's loincloth 5
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Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 2
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Das Überkühlraum trading card 3
daub-breaker 2
day shortener 1
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deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 3
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deactivated nanobots 2
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dead guy's memento 4
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 2
dead guy's watch 145
dead lights pie 6
dead meat bun 3
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deed to Oliver's Place 5
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 6
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delicious comfit? 4
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delicious swamp muck 5
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 5
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dill 331
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dingy planks 5
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Dinsey Maintenance Manual 6
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Divine 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 4
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ert grey goo ring 2
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 15
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f3d0r4 2
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fat bottom quark 3
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Fauna Libre 4
Faux 1
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felt 79
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
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fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe 1
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Feynman gate 8
fez of etymology 2
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Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
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figurine of a charred seal 5
figurine of a cold seal 28
figurine of a shadowy seal 4
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figurine of a wretched-looking seal 6
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filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 7
filet of The Fish 5
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
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filigreed hamethyst ring 1
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filth-encrusted futon 9
filthy armor 7
filthy child leash 7
filthy corduroys 8
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fire 30
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fistful of ashes 92
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flat dough 1
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folder (blue) 15
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foolscap fool's cap 8
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foon of fleshiness 1
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forest tears 2
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fortifying hot cocoa 4
fortune cookie 8
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Frankly Mr. Shank 3
Frat Army FGF 21
frat brats 1
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Freddie's blessing of Mercury 4
Freddy Kruegerand 1
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frightful feather 179
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fudgecule 9,832
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
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Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 21
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Gazelleton 1
gazing shoes 8
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General Assembly Module 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 22
generic healing potion 5
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Gets-You-Drunk 1
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ghost bit 10
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Jawmaster 2000™ 2
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Let Me Be! 13
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Little Crimson Book 2
little firkin 431
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 2
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loadstone 2
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Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 2
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) 2
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logging hatchet 1
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Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 9
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O 418
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tiny plastic ninja snowman 31
tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 2
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 15
tiny plastic passenger car 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 32
tiny plastic peacannon 18
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Professor What 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 19
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 22
tiny plastic scary clown 25
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 9
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 16
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 2
tiny plastic senile lihc 25
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 23
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 27
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 13
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 62
tiny plastic spooky vampire 27
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 28
tiny plastic stab bat 57
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 4
tiny plastic strand of DNA 4
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 22
tiny plastic taco cat 30
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 15
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 16
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 22
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 23
tiny plastic turtle tamer 19
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 8
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 28
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 30
tiny plastic whitesnake 23
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 32
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 24
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 33
tiny shaker of salt 16
tiny slimy cyst 1
tiny top hat and cane 2
tip jar 1
tires 2
tisket 5
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 162
toast with cold jelly 1
toast with jam 2
toast with spooky jelly 2
toast with stench jelly 2
toasted brie 2
tobiko marble soda 2
tobiko pocky 4
tobiko-infused sake 2
toe jam 2
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 1
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 3
tofu wonton 2
tofurkey gravy 52
tofurkey leg 54
tofurkey nugget 5
toggle switch (Bartend) 2
toggle switch (Bounce) 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 8
tomato 2
tomato daiquiri 3
tomato juice of powerful power 2
tomato soup poster 1
tomb ratchet 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 10
Tome of Clip Art 1
Tome of Rad Libs 1
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 1
tommy gun 2
tongue depressor 4
tonguebone 1
tonic djinn 10
tonic water 1
too legit potion 1
tooth 4
toothbrush 7
toothsome rock 24
top 15
topeé 1
topiary necktie 2
topiary nugglet 3
topiary skunk 4
topiary tights 5
torn hellseal sinew 88
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 2
tortoboggan shield 1
tortoise's blessing 1
totally sweet mohawk helmet 7
tourmalime 2
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 3
toxic globule 4
toxic mop 3
toxo 9
toy crazy train 25
toy Crimbot mega face 2
toy Crimbot power glove 2
toy Crimbot rocket legs 2
toy Crimbot super fist 2
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 3
toy jet pack 19
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 49
toy ray gun 16
toy six-seater hovercraft 1
toy sixgun 8
toy soldier 6
toy space helmet 30
toy taijijian 2
toy train 6
toy wheel 177
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
traditional Crimbo cookie 9
traffic jam 1
traffic jam toast 1
Trafikoan 1
train whistle 1
Trainbot circuitry 5
Trainbot harness 2
Trainbot linkages 8
Trainbot optics 9
Trainbot plating 18
Trainbot servomotors 20
Trainbot slag 2
Trainbot tubing 16
training scroll: Shattering Punch 1
trampled ticket stub 2
transdermal smoke patch 24
transparent nog 1
transporter transponder 8
Transylvania Sling 2
Trash, a Memoir 3
Travels with Jerry 9
Travoltan trousers 1
tree skirt 3
tree-eating kite 165
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
trench coat 6
triad summoning scroll 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 25
triggerfingerbone 5
trilobite candy mold 2
trilobite fossil 234
triple barreled barrel gun 1
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 205
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 127
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 100
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 114
troll britches 8
Trollhouse cookies 1
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 1
tropical orchid 3
tropical paperweight 6
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 10
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 1
Trout Fishing in Loathing 2
troutpiece 1
true grit 2
trusty torch 1
tryptophan dart 35
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 8
tube of dread wax 1
tube of hair oil 6
tube of herbal ointment 1
tube of pendulum lube 1
tube of villain white 3
tube sock 6
Tuesday's ruby 46
tulip 1
tuning fork 1
turkey blaster 2
turkish mostaccioli 4
Turpin 1
Turtive 2
Turtle Bowl 1
turtle mud 16
turtle pheromones 1,105
turtle totem 87
turtle voicebox 33
turtle wax 2
turtle wax greaves 2
turtle wax helmet 2
turtle wax shield 4
turtle-shaped rock 5
turtlemail bits 2
turtlemail breeches 2
turtlemail coif 3
Twelve Night Energy 1
twinkly nuggets 1
twinkly powder 1
twinkly wad 4
twist of lime 10
twisted piece of wire 75
twisted-up wet towel 19
twitching claw 71
twitching space egg 1
Twitching Television Tattoo 2
twitching time capsule 2
two meat muck 2
two-handed depthsword 4
Typical Tavern swill 171
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 4
ultimate ultimate frisbee 5
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 2
ultra-deluxe cupcake 8
ultra-soft ferns 4
Ultracolor™ shirt 3
ultrafondue 5
Ultrasoldier Serum 19
una poca de gracia 33
Unagnimated Gnome 1
unappetizing mayolus 2
unbearable light 6
unbreakable umbrella 1
uncanny desk bell 2
uncapped blue lava bottle 2
uncapped green lava bottle 1
uncapped red lava bottle 1
Uncle Buck 11
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 6
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 59
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 7
Uncle Romulus 10
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 22
uncooked chorizo 5
undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella 1
underwater slingshot 3
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld flail 1
Underworld truncheon 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 2
undrilled cosmic bowling ball 1
unearthed potsherd 19
unearthly onyx 32
unfinished fruitcake 7
unflavored wine cooler 1
unfortunate dumplings 2
Ungulant 1
unholy water 3
unidentifiable dried fruit 3
unidentified drink 6
unidentified jerky 2
uninteresting mayolus 2
union scalemail pants 2
Unionize The Elves sign 1
universal biscuit 4
Universal Seasoning 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards 1
unnamed cocktail 8
unnatural gas 37
unoccupied sheep suit 3
unopened Bird-a-Day calendar 1
unopened diabolic pizza cube box 1
unopened tiny stillsuit 2
unpowered Robortender 1
unquiet spirits 5
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 1,501
unremarkable duffel bag 11
unrequired jacket 7
unrolling pin 1
Unspeakable Earring 5
unspeakable lozenges 1
Unspeakachu 21
unstable DNA 258
unstable laser battery 175
unstable quark 4
untamable turtle 1
unused soap 2
unused walkie-talkie 9
unusual disco ball 1
unusual oil 7
unwound clockwork grapefruit 3
upsy daisy 131
Ur-Donut 6
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 3
used beer 3
useless powder 459
UV monocular 1
V for Vivala mask 1
Valentine 57
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable coin 15
valuable trinket 124
vampire chowder 2
vampire collar 21
vampire duck-on-a-string 13
vampire glitter 17
vampire pearl 4
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
vampire pellet 1
vampyric cloake pattern 1
Van der Graaf helmet 1
van key 62
vanilla-frosted king cake 2
Vaporpoise 3
Vaso De Agua trading card 5
Vegetable of Jarlsberg 5
velcro boots 2
velcro ore 1
velcro shield 1
Velougats™ 8
velour viscometer 1
velvet choker 2
Velvet Veil 4
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 22
very fancy whiskey 2
very hot lunch 1
very large caltrop 3
very overdue library book 7
very small red dress 219
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of baconstone juice 2
vial of blood simple syrup 6
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 2
vial of holy water 278
vial of hot blood 1
vial of humanoid growth hormone 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 7
vial of swamp vapors 5
vial of The Glistening 3
vibrating cyborg knife 36
vibrating mushroom 3
Vicar's Tutu 6
vicious spiked collar 1
Victor's Spoils 11
viking helmet 7
vinegar 495
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 2,423
vintage smart drink 2
vinyl boots 2
vinyl ore 2
vinyl shield 1
violent pastilles 2
viral DNA 3
viral video 5
virgin jello shot 4
viscous lava globs 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 49
vitamin G pill 11
vodka and cranberry 7
vodka and tonic 2
vodka gibson 3
vodka martini 3
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stinger 1
vodka stratocaster 2
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 67
Volcoino 2
volleyball 3
voodoo glowskull 7
voodoo snuff 3
vorpal blade 4
voter registration form 1
votive candle 1
votive of confidence 3
VYKEA blood rune 1
VYKEA bracket 2
VYKEA dowel 3
VYKEA frenzy rune 2
VYKEA hex key 3
VYKEA instructions 2
VYKEA lightning rune 1
VYKEA mead 4
VYKEA meatballs 6
VYKEA plank 2
VYKEA rail 2
VYKEA woadpaint 5
WA 2
wad of cotton 3
wad of dough 1
wad of slimy rags 1
wad of tofu 1
waffle 1
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring 2
Wal-Mart gift certificate 2
walkie-talkie 1
walrus ice cream 2
walrus-tusk earring 8
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 10
Wand of Oscus 1
wand of pigification 6
wang 2
war tongs 1
warbear accoutrements chunk 7
warbear auto-anvil 2
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 2
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker potion 4
warbear beeping telegram 2
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear chemistry lab 2
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear empathy chip 1
warbear energy bracers 2
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 2
warbear foil hat 2
warbear gyro 2
warbear gyrocopter 3
warbear helm fragment 1
warbear high-efficiency still 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 24
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 2
warbear liquid overcoat 6
warbear long johns 2
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear officer requisition box 1
warbear plain ushanka 3
warbear procedural hilarity drone 5
warbear requisition box 1
warbear robo-camouflage unit 1
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 2
warbear soda machine assembler 2
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear trouser fragment 5
warbear wardance potion 18
warbear warrior bread 2
warbear warscarf 2
warbear whosit 339
wardrobe-o-matic 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 1
warehouse key 2
warehouse walkie-talkie 1
warm fur 1
warm gravy 1
warm mushroom 3
Warm Subject gift certificate 622
warm war shawarma 2
wasabi marble soda 3
wasabi pocky 2
wasabi-infused sake 2
washboard shield 1
water balloon 1
water pipe bomb 77
water purification pills 29
water wings 2
watered-down Red Minotaur 14
waterlogged bootstraps 4
waterlogged crate 2
waterlogged metal 1
waterlogged stuffing 1
waterlogged wood 1
watermelon 2
wax booze 2
wax face 2
Wax Flask 12
wax hand 2
wax hat 2
wax pancake 2
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 105
weasel stomping pants 1
weathered barrel 2
wedge of gray cheese 1
weegee sqouija 1
weighted paperclip chain 4
weremoose spit 3
Wet Russian 1
wet stew 7
whale cerebrospinal fluid 1
whalebone corset 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 3
whatsit-covered turtle shell 2
wheel 36
Whenchamacallit bar 5
whet stone 1
whimpering willow bark 4
whisker pencil 22
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 2
whiskey in a broken glass 4
whiskey sour 1
white arm towel 2
white balloon 13
white belt 1
white blood cells 5
white Canadian 2
white candy heart 34
white candygram 23
white chocolate and tomato pizza 2,595
white chocolate chip brownies 2
white chocolate chip cookies 2
white chocolate chips 3
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 47
White Citadel burger 3
White Citadel fries 3
white class ring 9
white collar 4
white Crimbo ball 12,245
white Dreadsylvanian 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 7
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 2
white mana 3
white money bag 2
white page 7
white picket fence 7
white pixel 5
white rice 4
white satin pants 19
white satin shield 5
white snake skin 35
white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 2
white tulip 1
white whip 1
white wine 7
white Xanadian 1
white-label gin 2
whole roasted chicken 41
whole turkey leg 4
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 6
whoopie cushion 192
wicker shield 1
wicker ticker 2
wiffle-flail 4
wild honey pie 4
willyweed 15
wind-up chattering teeth 178
wind-up ensign 6
wind-up meatcar 138
wind-up navigation droid 7
wind-up owl 5
wind-up spider 72
wind-up vampire teeth 4
wind-up Whatsian robot 2
windchimes 12
windicle 2
wine spritzer 1
wine-soaked bone chips 18
wings of fire 2
Wint-O-Fresh mint 41
witch hat 8
witch's bread 3
witch's brew 3
Witchess Set 1
witty rapier 1
wizard action figure 1
woimbook 1
wok lobster 3
Woldo trading card 6
wolf mask 5
wolf whistle 1
wolfman mask 107
Wolfman Nardz 6
wolfskull mask 2
wonderwall shield 2
wood screw 1
wooden axe 11
wooden block 3
wooden figurine 3
wooden salad bowl 2
wooden spoon 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 1
woolen cravat 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 3
Workytime Tea 4
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 5
world's smallest violin 12
worn tophat 10
worst candy 6
worthless gewgaw 713
worthless knick-knack 820
worthless trinket 4
woven baling wire bracelets 3
wrapped candy cane sword cane 1
wreath of laurels 3
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 4
wrench handle 1
wriggling severed nose 2
wriggling tentacle 1
wriggling worm 9
wristwatch of the white knight 2
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wumpus hair 2
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wussiness potion 154
X 2
X-32-F snowman crate 1
X-37 gun 2
x-ray mirror 1
x-ray specs 232
Xi Receiver Unit 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 3
Xiblaxian alloy 2
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 2
Xiblaxian circuitry 2
Xiblaxian crystal 2
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 1
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 1
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 3
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 4
Xiblaxian polymer 2
xo-skeleton-in-a-box 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
yak skin 16
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin skirt 2
yam candy 7
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 12
ye olde golde frontes 4
Ye Olde Meade 4
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 11
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 5
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 810
Yeast of Boris 3
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 2
Yeg's Motel ashtray 1
Yeg's Motel hand soap 1
Yeg's Motel minibar key 1
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 4
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 1
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 2
Yeg's Motel stationery 3
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 1
yellow brick road 3
yellow candy heart 120
yellow candygram 27
yellow drunki-bear 3
yellow gummi ingot 83
yellow matter custard 3
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow paisley oyster egg 119
yellow pixel 7
yellow pixel potion 2
yellow plastic hard hat 2
yellow plastic oyster egg 219
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 310
yellow puck 2
yellow rocket 2
yellow snowcone 420
yellow striped oyster egg 83
yeti fur 13
yield shield 1
yo 29
yo-yo 240
yohohoyo 419
Yorick 1
yule gruel 1
yule hatchet 2
yule pup 3
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
Yuleviathan necklace 3
yummy death watch beetle 5
Yummy Tummy bean 530
Z-Bone steak 8
Ze™ goggles 124
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 3
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 5
zmobie 2
zombie 2
zombie hollandaise 13
zombie pineal gland 9
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 4
Zombo's shield 3
Zombo's shoulder blade 2
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 6
Zoodriver 3
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 22
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 2
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