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This player is ranked #314 for Most Total Items with a total of 592,684 items.
This player is ranked #155 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,003 items.

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raynstorm (#270137)
This player has 4,003 unique items and 592,684 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,465
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
1-ball 3
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 6
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 3
4-ball 3
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional guitar 8
5-Alarm Saucepan 4
5-ball 3
6-ball 3
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 3
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 5
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1,338
9-ball 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
a little sump'm sump'm 2
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 5
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 3
acid-squirting flower 5
acoustic guitarrr 4
adder bladder 5
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 180
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 11
Alice's Army Alchemist 3
all-purpose cleaner 11
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 8
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 5
Amulet of Yendor 182
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 666
ancient Magi-Wipes 12
ancient protein powder 3
Ancient Saucehelm 18
ancient spice 3
ancient stone fist 24
ancient stone head 16
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 4
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 3
anemone nematocyst 144
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 238
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 114
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 21
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 39
ant pick 10
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 3
ant sickle 30
anti-anti-antidote 59
anticheese 24
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 3
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 10
antique hand mirror 4
antique helmet 7
antique packet of ketchup 299
antique painting of a landscape 3
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 2
antique shield 6
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 6
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 51
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 3
arrrgyle socks 5
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 14
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 3
asbestos meat stack 4
asbestos ore 108
asbestos staff 7
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 21
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 44
Asleep in the Cemetery 7
asparagus knife 16
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 3
asshat 5
astral mushroom 2,886
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 1
atomic vector plotter 4
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 447
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 15
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 45
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
bad penguin egg 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 68
badass pie 1
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 248
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 25
bag of lard 45
bag of many confections 2
baggie of powdered sugar 2
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 1
ball 14
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 6
balloon shield 8
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 5
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 2
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 127
banana smoothie 5
banana spritzer 5
banana-frosted king cake 6
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
banjo strings 5
bar skin 16
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 47
bargain flash powder 19
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
barrrnacle 39
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 4
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 68
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic meat crossbow 15
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 6
basic meat pants 5
basic meat skirt 8
basic meat spork 24
basic meat staff 9
basic meat sword 11
bat guano 28
bat haggis 1
bat hat 4
bat whip 2
bat wing 66
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 16
batgut 88
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 6
battered hubcap 18
battered old top-hat 3
bazookafish bubble gum 27
beach ball marble 2
beach glass bead 25
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 3
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 15
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 82
beer bong 17
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 115
beer lens 18
beer-a-pult 2
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 4
begpwnia 38
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 2
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 13
bejeweled pledge pin 19
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 142
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 5
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 12
big bad voodoo mask 4
big bass drum 35
big boom 14
big bumboozer marble 2
big bundle of chamoix 2
big glob of skin 6
big red clown nose 16
big rock 5
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 16
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 3
bilge wine 24
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 3
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 121
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 117
bit of clingfilm 12
bit-o-cactus 12
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 3
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 102
black belt 20
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 7
black candy heart 108
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 53
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 66
black forest ham 66
black greaves 27
black helmet 17
black kettle drum 38
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 74
black paisley oyster egg 16
black pension check 3
black pepper 195
black picnic basket 564
black pixel 43
black plastic oyster egg 4
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 640
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 12
black snake skin 21
black snowcone 37
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 13
black sword 26
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 475
blackberry 49
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry polite 182
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 68
blank prescription sheet 9
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 34
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 10
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
blood flower 14
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 18
bloody clown pants 13
bloody mary 3
blue class ring 7
blue glowstick 1
blue paisley oyster egg 12
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 472
blue plastic baby 4
blue plastic oyster egg 31
blue polka-dot oyster egg 56
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 17
blue snowcone 119
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 26
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 3
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 2
bone collar 4
bone crusher 1
bone flute 13
bone meal 1
bone rattle 12
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 17
booty chest charrrm bracelet 5
Boozehounds Anonymous token 12
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 18
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 37
bottle of antifreeze 17
bottle of black cat tonic 4
bottle of Blank-Out 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 11
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 714
bottle of Definit 11
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 11
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 18
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 11
bottle of melodramamine 133
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 3
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 4
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 8
bottle of popskull 29
bottle of realpagne 5
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 6
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 348
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 605
bottle opener belt buckle 12
bottlecap turtle 4
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 33
boulder 140
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
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bowl of fishysoisse 13
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 170
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 26
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
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boxed wine 17
boxing glove 7
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 59
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 10
brand new key 2
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 6
brazen bracelet 1
breath mint 7
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 220
brick of sand 57
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 17,005
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 2
BRICKO eye brick 2,721
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 4
BRICKO oyster 5
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 193
BRICKO pyramid 6
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 3
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 75
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
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broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 2
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 80
broken sword 8
bronze breastplate 7
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 35
brown crock marble 6
brown pixel 18
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 43
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 33
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 2
bubbling tempura batter 7
bubbly potion 231
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 3
buckyball 55
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 12
bugbear bungguard 10
bugged bön±Ã©t 2
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 8
bullet-proof corduroys 17
bum cheek 56
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 11
bunch of square grapes 34
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 7
burnt flower 44
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 188
bus pass 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 11
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cactus fruit 12
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 2
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 29
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 17
can of maces 5
can of Red Minotaur 15
can of spinach 18
can of starch 4
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 532
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 2
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 3
candy cane 91
candy cornucopia 1
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candy knuckles 8
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 60
cannonball charrrm 16
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 86
canteen of wine 68
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 11
carbonated water lily 197
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cardboard crossbow 3
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 16
cardboard staff 4
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 15
caret 89
carob brownies 3
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 3
casino pass 7
cast 43
cast-iron legacy paddle 3
cat appendix 61
catgut 193
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 3
catsup 1
cement sandals 71
centipede eggs 8
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 3
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 889
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 2
charming flute 4
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 6
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 9
cheap plastic bottle opener 15
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 498
cheap toaster 10
cheap wind-up clock 21
chef skull 3
chef's hat 246
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 14
cherry 11
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's bag of candy 4
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 14
children of the candy corn 1
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 5
chintzy seal pendant 3
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chiptune guitar 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 20
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 64
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 4
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 9
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 183
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 6
chrome crossbow 26
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 438
chrome staff 10
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 15
chrome sword hilt 4
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 331
Cinco Mayo Lager 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 4
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 722
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 15
Cloaca-Cola 41
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 11
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 6
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 12
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
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clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
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clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
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clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
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clockwork key 11
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
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clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
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clockwork shank 2
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 201
clown hammer 248
clown shoes 17
clown skin 43
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clown wig 3
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clownskin buckler 1
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club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 2
coal paperweight 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
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coconut bikini top 4
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
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cog 48
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 9
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 2
cold ninja mask 14
cold nuggets 14
cold powder 11
cold wad 69
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 24
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 38
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 112
Comet Drop 1
comfy coffin 21
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 187
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 14
concentrated magicalness pill 2
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
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Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
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cordial of concentration 1
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cornuthaum 28
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 42
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
cosmic lemonade 1
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cottage 12
cotton candy bale 6
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cotton candy cone 24
cotton candy cordial 1
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cotton candy plug 1
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cotton candy smidgen 30
cracker 6
cranberries 50
cranberry cordial 2
crazy little Turkish delight 110
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 9
cream stout 71
creamsicle 128
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 38
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 6
Crimbo fudge 2
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 11
Crimbuck 2
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 4
crossbow string 3
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 11
Crown of the Goblin King 27
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 25
cruelty-free wine 32
crumbling rat skull 3
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 20
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystallized memory 3
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 14
cup of primitive beer 4
cupcake-in-a-cup 30
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 14
cursed black pearl onion 420
cursed bottle of black-label rum 194
cursed bottle of rum 120
cursed cannonball 25
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 20
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 111
cursed voodoo skull 11
cyber-mattock 11
cyborg doll 11
cyborg stompin' boot 4
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 97
Daffy Taffy 101
daisy 1
dance card 35
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 85
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
deactivated RoboGoose 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 8
dead lights pie 1
deadly lampshade 10
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 48
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 17
defective skull 229
dehydrated caviar 8
delectable catalyst 2
delectable fire ant 2
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 11
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 31
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 2
demon skin 40
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 3
demonskin jacket 14
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 7
dense meat crossbow 2
dense meat stack 29
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 10
deodorant 54
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 3
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 9
designer handbag 1
detective skull 2
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 19
diamond-studded cane 19
diamond-studded fronts 3
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 97
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 3
dill 76
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 8
dire fudgesicle 900
dirty hobo gloves 63
disassembled clover 250
disbelief suspenders 7
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 36
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 5
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 14
disembodied brain 4
disembodied smile 1,086
dishrag 3
disintegrating quill pen 42
disintegrating sheet music 59
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 21
distilled fortified wine 5
distressed denim pants 33
disturbing fanfic 376
Divine 1
divine blowout 1,944
divine can of silly string 2,001
divine champagne flute 286
divine champagne popper 328
divine cracker 407
divine noisemaker 2,084
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 6
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 6
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 25
dollhive 34
Dolphin King's crown 2
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dusty bottle of Merlot 12
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 12
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El Sombrero De Lopez 2
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
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Ent cider 15
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fire 9
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forest tears 24
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Frogade 245
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General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 41
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ghost pickle on a stick 1
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Good 'n' Slimy 2
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Gordon Bennett 1
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green snowcone 474
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gremlin juice 178
gremlin mutagen 75
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grog 2
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Gummi-Gnauga 1
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guy made of bee pollen 1
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Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
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Hell ramen 2
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Hodgman's garbage sticker 2
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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
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Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
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holiday log 1
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house of twigs and spit 1
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iGoogly 46
Iiti Kitty phone charm 895
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Imp Ale 54
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 5
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inkwell 3,611
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ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
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Jack-in-the-box 4
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jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 5
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joybuzzer 250
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Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 12
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jungle drum 10
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Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 3
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Kentucky-fried meat sword 2
Kentucky-style derby 1
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ketchup hound 3
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kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 3
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king cookie 8
Kiss the Knob apron 2
Kissin' Cousins 6
kite 7
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Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
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Knob Göblin lòve potion 17
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
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Knob Goblin elite pants 7
Knob Goblin elite polearm 14
Knob Goblin elite shirt 45
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Knob Goblin firecracker 1
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 3
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Knob lo mein 1
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Knoll stir-fry 1
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Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquat 10
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LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
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lavender candy heart 1,390
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length of string 1
leotarrrd 7
leprechaun hatchling 2
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lesser grodulated violet 638
Let Me Be! 14
letterman's jacket 3
lewd playing card 31
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
libation of liveliness 1
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
library card 4
licorice garrote 19
lifeless meat doll 3
lihc eye 107
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 22
limburger biker boots 1
lime 3
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 70
line 280
linoleum crossbow 16
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum meat stack 1
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linoleum staff 32
linoleum stick 2
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little parachute guy 1
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liver popsicle 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 1,505
loaded serum blowgun 7
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Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 89
logic synthesizer 1
long pork 10
long pork casserole 21
long pork chop sandwiches 2
long pork lasagna 1
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long-stemmed rose 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 12
los chinos 4
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lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 510
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love song of naughty innuendo 961
love song of smoldering passion 673
love song of sugary cuteness 430
love song of vague ambiguity 994
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 1
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lucky bottlecap 9
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
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Lucky Surprise Egg 6
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lump of diamond 1,262
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lupine sword 6
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 3
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
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Mad Train wine 29
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
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magic dragonfish fry 1
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magic whistle 1
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MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 11
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mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 12
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mass of wriggling tentacles 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
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mauve plastic oyster egg 10
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 14
mauve striped oyster egg 15
Maxing, Relaxing 18
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 9
Mayflower bouquet 1
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McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
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Meat detector 3
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meat golem 4
Meat maid 3
Meat maid body 1
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meatcar model 13
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 60
Meleegra™ pills 1,339
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memory of a C 1
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 1
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memory of some delicious amino acids 1
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menudo ravioli 1
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Mer-kin hookspear 2
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Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 32
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Mon Tiki 1
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Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
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mother's secret recipe 1
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Mountain Stream soda 1,345
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Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Eh? 1
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Mr. Mediocrebar 48
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
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Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
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mulled cider 1
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Nardz energy beverage 1
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nasty-ass club 1
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Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 2
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Necrotelicomnicon 1
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New Cloaca-Cola 1
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NG 1
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non-stick pugil stick 2
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
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nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 29
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Oil of Parrrlay 21
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Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
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oozenog 1
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
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Orcish meat locker 14
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Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 2
out-of-tune biwa 1
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 3
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overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 3
overpriced "imported" beer 1
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PADL Phone 53
pail 84
Pain Dip 4
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 14
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panty raider camouflage 5
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papaya sling 2
papaya slung 2
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paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
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paranormal ricotta 2
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parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 6
passable elf mask 11
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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patchouli incense stick 128
patchouli oil bomb 3
patent antipsychotics 2,938
patent leather shoes 39
pawn cookie 1
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 1
peach lozenge 2
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 7
pear 1
pear lozenge 2
pear tart 1
pebblebräu 3
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 240
penguin shorts 7
penguin skin 17
penguin skin buckler 5
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penguin whip 3
penguin-smacking club 1
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penguinskin mini-skirt 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
percent sign 1
perforated battle paddle 43
perfume of prejudice 1
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perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 326
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 490
pestoblade 2
pet anemone 1
pet rock 6
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 225
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 258
petrified noodles 1
petrified time 1
petrified wood 14
phat turquoise bead 10
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 3
philter of phorce 1
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 68
physiostim pill 50
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 4
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 4
Piddles 1
pie crust 8
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 176
piercing post 34
pig-iron bracers 1
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pile of gold coins 12
pile of jumping beans 36
pile of loose snow 1
pimpin' meat hat 2
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 14
Pine-Fresh air freshener 4
pink candy heart 1,818
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 227
pink glowstick 2
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 3
pink-frosted astral cupcake 403
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate fledges 1
pirate pamphlet 1
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pirate shirt 7
pirate skull 1
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pitchfork 7
pixel boomerang 1
pixel cross 3
pixel hat 32
pixel holy water 13
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 2
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 160
pixellated moneybag 3
plain brown wrapper 2
plain old beer 11
plain pizza 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
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plastic cup of flat beer 3
plastic guitar 5
plastic passion fruit 36
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 181
plum 1
plum lozenge 2
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 95
pocket theremin 225
pocketwatch on a chain 16
pointed stick 5
pointy mushroom 19
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1
poisonous caviar 11
Polka Pop 5
polka-dot bow tie 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 11
polyalloy shield 5
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 3
pool cue 16
pool of liquid metal 22
popcorn 1
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porquoise 70
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potato sprout 2
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pottery training pants 1
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pr0n legs 60
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pregnant mushroom 1
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Prelude of Precision 3
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pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
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pretty flower 7
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 3
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 32
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pumpkinhead mask 14
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purple corpsel 1
purple glowstick 2
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 3,337
purple snowcone 9,783
purple-frosted astral cupcake 4,339
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
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pygmy nose-bone 3
pygmy pygment 16
pygmy spear 5
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 10
rabbit punch 2
radio button candy 1
Radio KoL Bottle Opener 1
Radio KoL Flashlight 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1,068
rag doll 11
Raggedy Hippy doll 3
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rainbow crossbow 3
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Rainbow's Gravity 1
raisin 16
Ralph IX cognac 2
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Ram's Face Lager 122
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raspberry beret 2
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rat appendix kabob 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
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recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
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red paisley oyster egg 17
Red Pill 1
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redrum 35
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Regular Cloaca Cola 1
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 15
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Ring of Fire 1
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ring of half-assed regeneration 7
ring of increase damage 1
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 1
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roboduck-on-a-string 4
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 2
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 2
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 2
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 3
robotronic egg 421
rock 10
Rock and Roll Legend 8
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 128
rockfish stomach 5
rockin' wagon 2
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 56
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 69
roll in the hay 1
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roll of Hob-Os 1
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round purple sunglasses 506
royal jelly 16
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ruby W 1
rum and cola 4
rum barrel charrrm 8
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Russian Ice 1
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S.A.V.E. flyer 2
S.T.L.T. 3
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Saccharine Maple pendant 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 1
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safety vest 2
sake bomb 89
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salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 78,887
salinated mint julep 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salty dog 2
salty slug 25
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 319
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 15
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sangria 2
sauce of the ages 1
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Scalp of Gorgolok 2
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Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 322
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scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 63
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screwdiver 2
screwdriver 33
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 11
scroll of pasta summoning 3
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious ice ant 128
scrumptious reagent 3,003
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sea blueberry 110
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sea cauliflower 2
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sea grease 3
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sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 238
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Senior Mints 1
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Sensual Massage for Creeps 33
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Serenity trading card 1
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shingle 26
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