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Display Case for unisus80 (#274344)
This player is ranked #256 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,022 items.

This player is a member of the clan Jicken Wings.

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unisus80 (#274344)
This player has 3,022 unique items and 56,885 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 15
33398 scroll 15
334 scroll 30
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 10
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 18
abridged dictionary 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 1
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
adder bladder 43
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 68
albatross necklace 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 3
Amulet of Yendor 22
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 20
ancient poisoned dart 41
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 4
ancient stone fist 7
ancient stone head 4
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 26
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 13
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 5
antique hand mirror 2
antique helmet 5
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique shield 5
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 15
apathetic lizardman doll 1
armgun 3
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrrgyle socks 2
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 24
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 5
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 91
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 15
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 91
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 7
babycakes 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 8
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 2
badass belt 3
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 2
bag of airline peanuts 45
bag of Cheat-Os 15
bag of lard 3
baggie of powdered sugar 7
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 5
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 2
banana peel 29
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 2
banana-frosted king cake 11
bananagate 20
banjo strings 3
bar skin 5
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 17
bargain flash powder 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 4
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 15
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 9
Bash-Ōs cereal 8
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 3
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 9
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 24
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
batgut 35
battered Crimbo Crate 21
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 12
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 26
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 6
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 62
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 3
beer-a-pult 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 2
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 42
beholed bedsheet 3
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 5
belemnite fossil 2
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 4
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big bad voodoo mask 1
big boom 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 80
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 46
birthday candle 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 18
BitterSweetTarts 17
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 153
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 28
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 5
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 118
black forest ham 120
black greaves 8
black helmet 6
black kettle drum 2
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 123
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 1
black pepper 195
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 55
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black pudding 76
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 7
black snake skin 108
black snowcone 24
black striped oyster egg 17
black sword 7
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 156
blackberry 985
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 173
blank fudge mold 4
Blatantly Canadian 12
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 6
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 4
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blue paisley oyster egg 6
blue pixel 22
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 160
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 8
blue polka-dot oyster egg 5
blue snowcone 63
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 10
blundarrrbus 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 5
boilermaker 1
bone collar 1
bone rattle 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 65
Boris's key lime 13
Boris's key lime pie 7
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 11
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 19
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 59
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 6
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 41
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 9
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 8
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 9
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 90
bottle of sake 7
bottle of sewage schnapps 12
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 361
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 4
bottle of vodka 77
bottle of whiskey 223
bottle opener belt buckle 2
bottle-rocket crossbow 3
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 46
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 106
box of sunshine 325
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 8
boxed wine 235
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 10
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 20
brass stinger 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 87
brick of sand 4
BRICKO brick 46
BRICKO eye brick 5
briefcase 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 4
broken sword 8
bronze breastplate 2
bronzed locust 13
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 40
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 4
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 8
bubbly potion 197
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 6
bugbear bungguard 7
Bulky Buddy Box 8
bullet-proof corduroys 4
bum cheek 8
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 51
bungle in the jungle 4
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 7
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 19
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 22
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 6
can of Red Minotaur 15
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 9
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 17
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 2
candied yams 32
candy brain 1
candy cane 15
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 4
cannonball charrrm 6
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 6
canteen of wine 19
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 35
carbonated water lily 77
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 3
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 2
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 4
carob chunk noodles 6
carob chunks 10
casino pass 2
cast 99
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 30
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 47
charged magnet 1
cheap elven gloves 16
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 27
cheap studded belt 61
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 6
chef skull 2
chef's hat 34
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 36
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 12
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 5
chocolate box 2
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 13
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
chopsticks 3
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 7
chorizo taco 15
chrome crossbow 4
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 36
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 3
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 14
chunk of rock salt 5
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
class five ecto-larva 2
clay peace-sign bead 13
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 139
Cloaca-Cola 30
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 4
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 38
Cloaca-Cola helmet 43
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 5
Cloaca-Cola shield 37
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 19
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 6
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 178
clown hammer 20
clown shoes 2
clown skin 32
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 5
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 16
cocktail onion 6
cocoa egg 25
cocoa eggshell fragment 587
coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 37
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffin lid 8
cog 329
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Colander of Em-er'il 6
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 2
cold nuggets 15
cold powder 20
collapsible baton 1
cologne of contempt 15
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy blanket 1
comfy coffin 2
Comma Chameleon egg 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 42
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 3
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
continuum transfunctioner 1
Cookbook of the Damned 12
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 4
cool whip 3
copper ha'penny charrrm 10
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 3
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 14
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 4
corpse on the beach 12
corpsedriver 6
corpsetini 4
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 4
cottage 8
cotton candy cocoon 2
cotton candy cone 3
cotton candy plug 18
cotton candy skoshe 13
cranberries 150
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 28
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 2
cream stout 45
creamsicle 50
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 30
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 34
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 23
Crimbo pie 3
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 4
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimbuck 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 29
cruelty-free wine 23
crumpled felt fedora 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 5
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 14
cursed black pearl onion 12
cursed bottle of black-label rum 6
cursed bottle of rum 7
cursed cannonball 9
cursed dirty joke scroll 10
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed sea biscuit 19
cursed voodoo skull 13
custom avatar form 1
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 40
Daffy Taffy 207
daisy 1
dance card 6
dandy lion cub 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 202
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 5
deadly lampshade 5
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 27
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 60
defective skull 84
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable catalyst 11
delectable fire ant 2
delicious noodles 39
delicious salad 2
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious stinkbug 1
demon skin 63
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 4
deodorant 14
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 31
detective skull 2
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 4
diamond-studded cane 24
diamond-studded fronts 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
dictionary 1
didgeridooka 5
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 16
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dirty hobo gloves 7
disassembled clover 57
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 5
disco ball 1
Disco Banjo 3
disco mask 1
disease 58
disembodied brain 21
disembodied smile 9
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 748
disintegrating sheet music 50
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 19
distilled fortified wine 6
distressed denim pants 4
disturbing fanfic 5
Divine 2
divine blowout 253
divine can of silly string 89
divine champagne flute 102
divine champagne popper 94
divine cracker 87
divine noisemaker 186
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 9
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 248
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 6
Doc's Miracle Cure 2
doll house 10
dollhive 118
Dolphin King's crown 3
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 16
doppelshifter egg 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double daisy 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 5
draggin' ball hat 4
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 10
dreadlock whip 2
dried face 6
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 6
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1,140
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 33
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 7
duct tape 44
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dull fish scale 19
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
dusty animal cranium 3
dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 2
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 99
dusty bottle of Merlot 161
dusty bottle of Muscat 91
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 83
dusty bottle of Port 93
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 6
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 3
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 2
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 3
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 2
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 3
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 3
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 3
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 2
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 2
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 2
dusty right seventh rib 3
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 2
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 2
dusty right thumb 3
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 3
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 2
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 1
Dyspepsi grenade 292
Dyspepsi-Cola 80
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 7
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 52
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 8
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 57
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
easter egg balloon 17
eel battery 3
effervescent potion 125
eggbeater 1
eggnog 21
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato energy spear 2
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
Elder Turtle Shell 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 10
Elfin shortbread 2
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 28
elven cellocello 21
elven moonshine 15
elven socks 23
elven suicide capsule 37
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty blowgun 3
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 14
empty meat tank 89
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 13
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted toothpick 2
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 85
energy drink IV 7
ennui-flavored potato chips 3
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 4
Ent cider 3
epic wad 2
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exploding hacky-sack 1
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eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
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f3d0r4 2
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fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
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felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 73
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ferret bait 33
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
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fetid feather 20
fettucini Inconnu 2
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fez of etymology 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2
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filthy corduroys 8
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 7
filthy lucre 88
filthy pestle 5
filthy poultice 61
fine wine 2
fire 3
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fire poi 3
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forest tears 196
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Frat Army FGF 7
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freezin' bindle 1
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frigid hankyū 3
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 100
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frilly skirt 56
Frogade 4
Frost™ brand sword 2
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Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 3
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Frosty's old silk hat 1
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Frown Exerciser 1
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frozen mushroom 6
frozen nunchaku 4
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Fuzzby 1
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gauze garter 102
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gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
Genalen™ Bottle 32
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ghuol egg 34
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gloomy mushroom wine 2
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glowing fungus 3
glowing red eye 7
gnashing teeth 1
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gnatwing 3
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 36
gnauga hide buckler 1
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gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 6
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Gnollish autoplunger 1
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Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 19
goat 1
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goat cheese pizza 52
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goblin hunting spear 2
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Goodfella contract 35
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 7
Gordon Bennett 1
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goulauncher 2
gourd potion 1
gr8ps 43
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 38
grapes 80
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 6
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Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
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green pixel 21
green pixel potion 2
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gremlin mutagen 7
grog 27
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grue egg omelette 1
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Gummi-DNA 10
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guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 2
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halfberd 1
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happiness 5
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Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 2
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Hell ramen 15
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Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
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hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
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Hippy Army MPE 4
hippy medical kit 6
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hobo nickel 371
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
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Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
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homeless hobo spirit 1
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hors d'oeuvre tray 6
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 25
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 328
ice-cold six-pack 1
ice-cold Willer 420
iceberglet 1
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icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 3
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
imitation crab crate 7
imitation crab meat 33
immense cyborg hand 4
Imp Ale 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
incredibly dense meat gem 1
infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 2
inflatable duck 5
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
inkwell 660
Inndya trading card 1
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insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
interesting-looking twig 3
invisible bag 5
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 1
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 4
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jack flapper 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
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jar of squeeze 1
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Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 6
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 13
jawbruiser 5
jazz soap 29
jellyfish gel 6
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jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
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joybuzzer 57
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jug-o-magicalness 1
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
jumping bean taco 2
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
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keg shield 4
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
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ketchup hound 4
Kevlar balloon 1
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kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 70
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 4
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 6
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Knob Goblin elite helm 5
Knob Goblin elite pants 5
Knob Goblin elite polearm 5
Knob Goblin elite shirt 5
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 92
Knob Goblin harem pants 5
Knob Goblin harem veil 5
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Knob Goblin love potion 41
Knob Goblin melon baller 6
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Knob Goblin pants 2
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Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 25
Knob Goblin scimitar 5
Knob Goblin seltzer 502
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 53
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 15
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Knob stir-fry 1
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Knoll mushroom 213
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KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1
kumquartz 9
kumquat 6
ladle of mystery 2
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lead yo-yo 3
leaf 1
leaflet 2
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leather mask 27
leathery bat skin 14
leathery cat skin 10
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leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
lemon 94
lemon meringue pie 2
length of string 1
leotarrrd 4
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
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Let Me Be! 2
lewd playing card 4
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Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 2
Libram of Divine Favors 2
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lihc face 5
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line 11
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Lockenstock™ sandals 5
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loose teeth 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
los chinos 2
lotion of coldness 14
lotion of hotness 12
lotion of sleaziness 14
lotion of spookiness 8
lotion of stench 16
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 166
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love song of smoldering passion 6
love song of sugary cuteness 6
love song of vague ambiguity 11
lovecat tail 2
lowercase N 4
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lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
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Lucky Surprise Egg 14
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky Tam O'Shatner 1
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lupine sword 5
M-242 2
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
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Mad Train wine 49
Mae West 1
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magicalness-in-a-can 3
magilaser blastercannon 4
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March hat 2
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marshmallow 53
martini 611
marzipan skull 12
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massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 13
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mauve striped oyster egg 10
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 11
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mayfly bait necklace 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 17
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
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Meat detector 2
meat engine 18
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meat from yesterday 1
meat golem 1
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Meat maid body 1
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meat vortex 20
meatcar model 2
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
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melted Jell-o shot 12
memory of a C 6
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memory of a G 11
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memory of a T 6
memory of an A 5
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memory of some delicious amino acids 4
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menudo ravioli 17
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Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin takebag 6
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mesh cap 4
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metallic A 23
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metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 21
milk of magnesium 4
milky potion 190
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 32
miner's helmet 18
miner's pants 16
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miniature antlers 1
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miniature espresso maker 2
miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
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Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
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misfit hobby horse 1
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Mob Penguin cellular phone 23
Mohawk wig 7
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mojo filter 12
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molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 1
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monomolecular yo-yo 482
Monstar energy beverage 32
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mood ring 42
moonglasses 2
Morbidda trading card 1
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mother's little helper 17
Mountain Stream soda 50
moveable feast 2
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Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 97
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 20
muculent machete 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
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murky potion 191
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mushroom pizza 3
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mylar scout drone 1
mysterious present 1
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nanite-infested eggnog 3
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naughty origami kit 2
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
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Necrotelicomnicon 7
Neuromancer 1
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Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 2
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ninja mop 5
not-a-pipe 2
nothing-in-the-box 10
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 21
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian dagger 2
ocarina of space 3
ocean motion 10
octopus's spade 4
off-white paisley oyster egg 13
off-white plastic oyster egg 15
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 25
off-white striped oyster egg 24
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oil of expertise 2
oil of oiliness 12
Oil of Parrrlay 44
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 2
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 1
old leather wallet 2
old-fashioned 1
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 33
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 3
opera mask 1
orange 177
orange and black Crimboween candy 8
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orange candygram 6
orange snowcone 120
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 48
Orcish baseball cap 7
Orcish cargo shorts 9
Orcish frat-paddle 3
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 3
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 2
orphan baby yeti 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
outrageous sombrero 1
oversized fish scaler 14
oversized pipe 8
oversized pizza cutter 6
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 11
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 5
pack of pogs 1
PADL Phone 67
pail 5
painful penne pasta 1
pair of bolt cutters 4
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pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 4
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 1
panhandle panhandling hat 1
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 4
panty raider camouflage 2
papaya 4
papaya sling 12
papaya slung 3
papaya taco 5
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paperclip 1
papotion of papower 2
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 3
passable elf mask 9
pasta spoon 9
Pasta Spoon of Peril 4
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patchouli incense stick 3
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 7
patent leather shoes 5
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peach 3
peach pie 1
pear 3
pear tart 1
pearidot 13
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 29
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 10
penguin whip 2
penguin-smacking club 2
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 20
perforated battle paddle 4
perfume of prejudice 2
perpendicular hula 30
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 107
personalized birthday cake 5
personalized coffee mug 101
pestoblade 2
pet rock 10
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 83
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 127
petrified time 1
petrified wood 18
phat turquoise bead 8
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 6
philter of phorce 7
phish stick 3
phonics down 612
photoprotoneutron torpedo 100
physiostim pill 9
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 11
pickle-flavored chewing gum 11
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 26
pie crust 2
piece of wedding cake 47
piercing post 61
pig-iron bracers 1
pile of candy 17
pile of dusty animal bones 11
pile of jumping beans 24
pilgrim shield 1
pimpin' meat hat 2
pine tar 8
Pine-Fresh air freshener 25
pink candy heart 220
pink candygram 3
pink glowstick 6
pink plastic baby 4
pink pony 17
pink-frosted astral cupcake 54
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pirate shirt 2
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 9
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 2
pixellated candy heart 73
plain brown wrapper 2
plain pizza 39
plastic Crimbo reindeer 3
plastic guitar 4
plastic passion fruit 2
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
Platinum Yendorian Express Card 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plot hole 65
plum 6
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 1
pocketwatch on a chain 7
pog #01 (spider) 3
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stick 1
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Super Magic Power Sword X 2
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sword of static 2
synthetic stuffing 1
t8r tots 55
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 4
taco shell 51
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 5
tambourine 12
tambourine bells 6
tangarita 1
tangerine 8
tap shoes 6
targeting chip 2
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tasty louse 4
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ten-leaf clover 70
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tequila sunset 1
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The Big Book of Pirate Insults 3
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The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Ring 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 1
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 155
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thistle wine 18
Thorny Toad trading card 1
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three-tiered wedding cake 14
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing wrench 4
tighty whiteys 2
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time sleigh 1
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tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
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tiny plastic sword 2
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
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tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
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tiny shaker of salt 4
tip jar 4
tires 6
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 8
toast 18
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tofurkey leg 17
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 58
tomato 269
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tonic water 22
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top 11
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Travels with Jerry 2
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trilobite fossil 1
Trivial Avocations board game 1
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tropical Crimbo pressie 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
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Tuesday's ruby 7
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twinkly powder 3,952
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twitching claw 2
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Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 19
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 35
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underwater slingshot 4
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unidentified jerky 13
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Unionize The Elves sign 1
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useless powder 1
V for Vivala mask 1
Valentine 133
Valentine's Day cake 3
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vanilla-frosted king cake 3
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velcro ore 4
velvet choker 2
Venus flytrap 2
very large caltrop 1
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WA 1
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Wand of Oscus 1
wang 3
war tongs 5
warm mushroom 5
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water wings 5
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wax lips 2
weegee sqouija 1
wheel 15
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white belt 1
white Canadian 3
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white lightning 14
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white Xanadian 2
wholeberd 2
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wiffle-flail 2
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wind-up meatcar 19
windchimes 16
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wine-soaked bone chips 5
Wint-O-Fresh mint 5
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 2
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witty rapier 18
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Woldo trading card 1
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wolfman mask 3
Wolfman Nardz 12
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Workytime Tea 2
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wriggling tentacle 1
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ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
yellow brick road 1
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yeti fur 9
yo 1
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yummy death watch beetle 2
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Zombo's grievous greaves 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 3