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This player is a member of the clan The Hogs of Destiny.

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pLaster (#286065)

This player has 3,772 unique items and 18,801,539 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	1
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	6
	"honey" dipper	1
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"meat" stick	1
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	10
	Überraschthexengebräu	5
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	32
	1.21 jigawatts	6
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	51
	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	36
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	29
	30669 scroll	44
	33398 scroll	79
	334 scroll	19
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	4
	4-ball	22
	4-d camera	3
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	33
	4:20 bomb	3
	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
	5-ball	30
	5-hour acrimony	5
	6-ball	34
	64067 scroll	15
	668 scroll	5
	7-ball	33
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	51
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	137
	8-billed baseball cap	2
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	2
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
	a butt tuba	10
	a little sump'm sump'm	11
	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	3
	abominable snowcone	124
	abstraction: action	1
	abstraction: category	1
	abstraction: perception	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	accidental cider	5
	acid-squirting flower	34
	acoustic guitarrr	30
	actual reality goggles	25
	adder	2
	adder bladder	11
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	2
	agua de vida	3
	airblaster gun	48
	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
	Alice's Army Bowman	3
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	9
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	3
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	5
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	8
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	4
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	7
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	6
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	8
	Alice's Army Foil Page	8
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	4
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	7
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	4
	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	6
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	all-purpose cleaner	20
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	4
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	Amanitee	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	ammonite fossil	12
	amok pudding	3
	amulet of extreme plot significance	51
	Amulet of Yendor	35
	ancient calendar fragment	2
	ancient frozen dinner	15
	ancient Magi-Wipes	9
	ancient pills	3
	ancient poisoned dart	18
	ancient protein powder	16
	Ancient Saucehelm	4
	ancient spice	84
	ancient stone fist	10
	ancient stone head	8
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	2
	angel-food cake	1
	Angry Farmer candy	246
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angst burger	1
	animal part cracker	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balloon	2
	anniversary gift box	10
	annoying pitchfork	13
	ant agonist	5
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	3
	anti-anti-antidote	7
	anticheese	28
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
	antique bottle of cough syrup	10
	antique greaves	50
	antique hand mirror	3
	antique helmet	16
	antique packet of ketchup	4
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique shield	42
	antique spear	44
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	2
	armgun	96
	arrow'd heart balloon	7
	arrowgram	4
	arrrgyle socks	40
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	2
	artisanal limoncello	2
	asbestos apron	4
	asbestos crossbow	13
	asbestos crossbow string	3
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	50
	asbestos staff	5
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	6
	asbestos sword hilt	2
	ASCII shirt	19
	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
	asparagus knife	82
	asparagus lo mein	3
	asparagus stir-fry	2
	aspirin	1
	asshat	4
	astral mushroom	28
	astronaut ice-cream	2
	astronaut pants	8
	Atomic Pop	4
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	automatic catapult	1
	awful poetry journal	104
	bätzle	19
	baby camelCalf	1
	baby killer bee	78
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	4
	BACON	3
	baconstone	6
	baconstone bracelet	3
	baconstone earring	2
	baconstone pendant	2
	baconstone ring	1
	badass belt	92
	badger badge	7
	bag of airline peanuts	76
	bag of Cheat-Os	15
	bag of GORF	11
	bag of GORP	15
	bag of Iunion stones	1
	bag of lard	5
	bag of many confections	2
	bag of pygmy blood	2
	bag of QWOP	4
	bag of W&Ws	4
	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	5
	balaclava	36
	balaclava baklava	97
	ball	18
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	5
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	3
	ballroom blintz	15
	baloney rotgut	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	60
	banana daiquiri	24
	banana peel	20
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	4
	bananagate	17
	bananarama bangle	2
	baneful bandolier	1
	banjo strings	5
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	72
	barbed-wire fence	43
	bargain flash powder	4
	bark rootbeer	2
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	1
	barrrnacle	40
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	6
	barskin tent	5
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	3
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
	Barulio's bottle	7
	basaltamander tongue	2
	baseball	33
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	13
	Bash-Ōs cereal	24
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	2
	basic meat pants	2
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	6
	bat guano	46
	bat haggis	1
	bat wing	164
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	2
	batblade	80
	batgut	186
	battered Crimbo Crate	11
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	2
	bazookafish bubble gum	5
	beach glass bead	8
	beach glass necklace	7
	bean burrito	3
	beanbag chair	1
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	bed of coals	3
	beefy fish meat	2
	beer bomb	62
	beer bong	7
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	2
	beer helmet	52
	beer lens	4
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	15
	beertini	4
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	begpwnia	16
	Beignet Milgranet	4
	bejeweled accordion strap	7
	bejeweled cufflinks	2
	bejeweled pledge pin	71
	belemnite fossil	17
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	5
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	bent scrap metal	3
	berries of suffering	4
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
	big bad voodoo mask	2
	big bass drum	8
	big boom	13
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big red clown nose	52
	big rock	4
	big slimy cyst	13
	big stick	6
	bigger stick	2
	bilge wine	6
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	2
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	9
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
	bit of clingfilm	4
	bit-o-cactus	7
	bite-me-red lipstick	154
	bitter pill	3
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	2
	Black Body™ spray	5
	black candy heart	4
	black cherry soda	1
	black Crimbo ball	101
	black eye shadow	3
	black eyedrops	3
	black facepaint	4
	black forest cake	5
	black forest ham	5
	black friar's tonsure	1
	black gold	2
	black greaves	12
	black helmet	5
	black kettle drum	34
	black label	2
	black lotus	1
	Black No. 2	10
	black paisley oyster egg	3
	black pension check	4
	black pepper	4
	black picnic basket	3
	black pixel	78
	black plastic oyster egg	15
	black polka-dot oyster egg	43
	black pudding	7
	black sheepskin diploma	5
	black shield	10
	black snake skin	7
	black snowcone	5
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	6
	black sword	11
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	5
	blackberry	11
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
	blammer	4
	blank fudge mold	7
	Blatantly Canadian	18
	blind-packed capsule toy	503
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	119
	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	Blood 'n' Plenty	20
	blood flower	13
	Blood Light	23
	blood of the Wereseal	5
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	blood-soaked sponge cake	4
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	3
	bloody clown pants	29
	bloody mary	4
	blowdart	2
	blue class ring	1
	blue grass	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	311
	blue pixel potion	2
	blue plasma ball	5
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue snowcone	142
	blue striped oyster egg	5
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
	blundarrrbus	9
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	2
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	bone abacus	2
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone collar	3
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	21
	bone meal	2
	bone rattle	39
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	2
	Bonerdagon necklace	24
	boning knife	2
	book of matches	2
	booty chest charrrm	19
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
	borg sock monkey	5
	boring spaghetti	31
	Boris's key lime	2
	Boris's key lime pie	2
	Boris's ring	10
	borrowed time	5
	Boss Bat bling	4
	Boss Bat britches	30
	bottle of alcohol	12
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	6
	bottle of bubbles	103
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	5
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	11
	bottle of Evermore	3
	bottle of gin	92
	bottle of goofballs	54
	bottle of gregnadigne	2
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6
	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	24
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	9
	bottle of realpagne	2
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	86,732
	bottle of sake	4
	bottle of sewage schnapps	7
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	125
	bottle of ultravitamins	6
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	76
	bottle of whiskey	151
	bottle opener belt buckle	27
	bottled inspiration	6
	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
	Boulevardier cocktail	1
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	32
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	2
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	2
	box	147
	box o' ghosts	2
	box of Dweebs	4
	box of Familiar Jacks	2
	box of hammers	3
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	105
	box of sunshine	27
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	2
	boxed wine	74
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	12
	brains casserole	2
	BRAINS shorts	22
	brainy skull	24
	brass gear	3
	brass stinger	11
	bread line	3
	bread man	1
	bread pie	1
	breath mint	2
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
	brick	47
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO brick	3
	briefcase	5
	brigand brittle	4
	Bright Water	1
	brilliant oyster egg	2
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
	brine	22
	briny vinegar	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken skull	26
	broken sword	23
	bronze breastplate	10
	bronzed locust	8
	brown paper pants	4
	brown pixel	1
	brown sugar cane	4
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	25
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	4
	bubbly potion	184
	bucket of honey	4
	bucket of wine	3
	buckler buckle	4
	buckyball	3
	buffalo blade	1
	bugbear beanie	47
	bugbear bungguard	35
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	15
	bullet-proof corduroys	81
	bum cheek	75
	bunch of bananas	13
	bunch of square grapes	13
	bunny liver	5
	buoybottoms	20
	burning newspaper	1
	burnt flower	171
	burst hellseal brain	15
	bus pass	3
	button rouge	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	4
	C.H.U.M. knife	5
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	9
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	11
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	14
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	4
	can of black paint	5
	can of fake snow	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
	can of maces	23
	can of Rain-Doh	2
	can of Red Minotaur	1,815
	can of spinach	3
	can of starch	5
	can of Swiller	15
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	3
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
	candied kobold	4
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	10
	candy brain	5
	candy cane	6
	candy cigarette	1
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy harmonica	1
	candy stake	1
	cannonball charrrm	5
	canopic jar	5
	capacitor relay	82
	carbon nanotube frame	72
	carbonated soy milk	25
	carbonated water lily	4
	card sleeve	2
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	4
	cardboard ore	29
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	17
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	21
	carob chunk noodles	23
	carob chunks	19
	carton of gaspers	1
	carton of rotten eggs	2
	carton of snake milk	4
	casino pass	30
	cast	402,069
	cast-iron legacy paddle	42
	cat appendix	25
	catgut	35
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	3
	catsup	4
	caustic slime nodule	2
	centipede eggs	7
	Cerebral Cloche	3
	Cerebral Crossbow	4
	Cerebral Culottes	2
	chain-mail monokini	4
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	243
	chaos popcorn	1
	charming flute	7
	cheap cigar butt	5
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	17
	cheap studded belt	3
	cheap toaster	22
	cheap wind-up clock	7
	Ched	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheezburger	3
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	31
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	4
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	chewing gum on a string	1,661
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	2
	chintzy turtle brooch	11
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
	chloroform rag	7
	Choco-Mint patty	1
	chocolate box	1
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	5
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	2
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
	chopsticks	41
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	Chori Zo trading card	2
	chorizo brownies	16
	chorizo taco	35
	chrome crossbow	17
	chrome crossbow string	3
	chrome helmet turtle	3
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	24
	chrome staff	5
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	11
	chrome sword hilt	2
	Chroner	2
	Chroner trigger	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	10
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
	clay peace-sign bead	10
	clear Russian	1
	Climate Colada	2
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	72
	Cloaca-Cola	5
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	19
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	27
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	20
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	2
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	2
	clockwork key	4
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	2
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	16
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	2
	clockwork widget	1
	cloning kit	1
	cloudy potion	47
	clove-flavored lip balm	2
	clown hammer	21
	clown shoes	24
	clown skin	16
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin harness	2
	club necklace	5
	club of the five seasons	1
	clumsiness bark	2
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
	coal dust	3
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
	cocktail mushroom	2
	cocktail napkin	4
	cocktail onion	2
	cocoa egg	20
	cocoa eggshell fragment	101
	coconut bikini top	2
	coconut shell	206
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	23
	cog	106
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coinspiracy	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold and sour sauce	2
	cold hi mein	71
	Cold Hots candy	4
	cold ninja mask	24
	cold nuggets	1,133
	cold powder	30
	cold wad	127
	cold-filtered water	14
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful toad	2
	Comet Pop	5
	comfy coffin	4
	commemorative war stein	8
	communal gobstopper	2
	communications windchimes	41
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
	compression stocking	3
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
	concentrated garbage juice	4
	concentrated magicalness pill	13
	confusing LED clock	4
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cool cat elixir	3
	cool mushroom	3
	cool mushroom casserole	2
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	37
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	12
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	6
	cornuthaum	50
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	2
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	68
	corrupted data	160
	costume sword	6
	cottage	10
	cotton candy cone	2
	cotton candy pillow	2
	cotton candy plug	1
	crêepy mask	2
	cracker	6
	cranberries	325
	crappy brain	1
	crappy waiter disguise	3
	crayon shavings	2
	crazy little Turkish delight	53
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream stout	4
	creamsicle	5
	creepy ginger ale	2
	Crimbo candied pecan	4
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
	Crimbo fudge	23
	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	3
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimboween memo	8
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbarrr	31
	Crown of the Goblin King	80
	crude voodoo doll	2
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	10
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystal skull	2
	CSA all-purpose soap	5
	CSA bravery badge	11
	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
	CSA discount card	4
	CSA fire-starting kit	3
	CSA obedience grenade	3
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
	cube of billiard chalk	2
	cup of hickory chicory	2
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of primitive beer	9
	cuppa Gill tea	3
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	6
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	3
	cursed scrunchie	11
	cursed sea biscuit	5
	cursed voodoo skull	2
	custard pie	3
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
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	cymbal syrup	3
	D roll	1
	Daffy Taffy	14
	daily dungeon malware	2
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	dance card	28
	dancing fan	2
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	dark potion	65
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
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	day-old beer	4
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
	dead guy's watch	128
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	deadly nightshade	1
	Dear Past Self Package	1
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	decanter of fine Scotch	1
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	decent brain	13
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	decorative fountain	23
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
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	defective skull	62
	dehydrated caviar	32
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	5
	delicious candy	1
	delicious noodles	28
	delicious salad	5
	delicious shimmering moth	5
	delicious spicy noodles	56
	delicious stinkbug	4
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	18
	demonskin jacket	2
	denim axe	9
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	12,833
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	22
	deodorant	22
	depantsing bomb	6
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	31
	designer handbag	2
	detective skull	1
	devil hair pasta	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	devilish folio	17
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	diamond-studded cane	69
	diamond-studded fronts	8
	didgeridooka	80
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	2
	digital key lime pie	3
	dill	104
	dingy planks	4
	dinner roll	1
	dire fudgesicle	5
	dirty hobo gloves	149
	disassembled clover	235
	disbelief suspenders	175
	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
	disco ball	1,759
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco mask	77
	disease	37
	disembodied brain	15
	disembodied smile	2
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	58
	disintegrating sheet music	2
	disintegrating spiky collar	2
	displaced fish	4
	disposable instant camera	1
	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
	distention pill	1
	distressed denim pants	20
	disturbing fanfic	305
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	4
	divine can of silly string	4
	divine champagne flute	3
	divine champagne popper	4
	divine cracker	4
	divine noisemaker	4
	DNOTC Box	1
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	6
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	23
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	14
	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
	doll house	2
	Dolphin King's crown	7
	dolphin whistle	5
	donkey flipbook	3
	dope gangsta bling-bling	8
	dope wheels	28
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
	double daisy	7
	double-barreled sling	8
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
	drab sonata	36
	draggin' ball hat	53
	dragon snaps	1
	Dramatic™ range	25
	dreadlock whip	6
	dress pants	1
	Dressage	1
	dried face	20
	Driplet	2
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	4
	dripping meat sword	2
	drive-thru burger	1
	droopy doll eye	2
	Drowsy Sword	6
	drum machine	7
	drum of pomade	4
	drum of tommy ammo	3
	dry martini	2
	dry noodles	309
	dry vodka martini	5
	drywall axe	205
	ducha de oro	8
	duck-on-a-string	3
	duct tape	3
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	1
	dull fish scale	4
	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	2
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	2
	dusty bottle of Marsala	43
	dusty bottle of Merlot	15
	dusty bottle of Muscat	19
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	66
	dusty bottle of Port	53
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	49
	dusty Crimbo crate	6
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	3
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
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	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	2
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	2
	dusty left scapula	2
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	2
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	2
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	4
	dwarvish magazine	3
	Dyspepsi grenade	13
	Dyspepsi-Cola	32
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	56
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	14
	eagle feather	2
	eagle's milk	3
	ear poison	1
	easter egg balloon	28
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	3
	ectoplasmic orbs	2
	edible alien plant bit	1
	Effermint™ tablets	3
	effervescent potion	58
	effluvious emerald	3
	eggbeater	3
	eggnog	8
	eggwater	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato drone	2
	El Vibrato energy spear	2
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
	El Vibrato translator	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	eldritch effluvium	4
	electric copperhead potion	2
	electric crutch	1
	electric snakebite	3
	electronic Brain Trainer game	4
	elephant stinger	24
	eleven-foot pole	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
	Elfin shortbread	6
	Elmley shades	2
	elven hardtack	5
	elven magi-pack	3
	elven medi-pack	3
	elven squeeze	5
	Elvish delight	2
	emotion chip	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	246
	empty blowgun	8
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	26
	empty meat tank	25
	enchanted barbell	7
	enchanted bean	6
	enchanted bean burrito	7
	enchanted brass knuckles	3
	enchanted eyepatch	3
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
	enchanted muesli	1
	enchanted toothpick	10
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	28
	energy drink IV	21
	ennui-flavored potato chips	7
	enormous belt buckle	26
	enormous hoop earring	8
	Ent cider	8
	epic wad	1
	escargotsicle	2
	especially salty dog	1
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	evil golden arch	149
	evil golden arches	4
	evil googly eye	19
	evil teddy bear	26
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
	excitement pill	2
	exotic jungle fruit	4
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	exotic parrot egg	1
	experimental serum G-9	2
	experimental serum P-00	2
	exploding hacky-sack	12
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	105
	extra-fancy ring setting	7
	extra-flat panini	3
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	5
	extra-see-thru nightie	3
	extra-spicy bloody mary	9
	extra-strength strongness elixir	38
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	26
	eXtreme nose ring	5
	eXtreme scarf	9
	extremely confusing manual	1
	extremely skinny jeans	6
	eye of newt	21
	eye-pod	12
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	3
	eyedrops of the ocelot	5
	eyepatch	93
	f3d0r4	41
	fabric hardener	2
	facsimile dictionary	11
	fairy gravy boat	8
	fake blood	5
	fake fake vomit	94
	fake hand	83
	fake plastic grass	3
	false eyelashes	5
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy bath salts	19
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy dress ball	7
	fancy opera glasses	2
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	4
	felt	23
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	29
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	32
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	6
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	fetid feather	11
	fettucini Inconnu	19
	Feynman gate	71
	fez of etymology	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	4
	figurine of a cute baby seal	3
	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
	figurine of a sleek seal	4
	figurine of a slippery seal	3
	figurine of a stinking seal	3
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
	figurine of an ancient seal	1,913
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	5
	filth-encrusted futon	2
	filthy corduroys	55
	filthy hippy poncho	4
	filthy knitted dread sack	39
	filthy lucre	2
	filthy pestle	12
	filthy poultice	62
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	11
	finger cymbals	12
	fire	9
	fire flower	1
	fire of unknown origin	2
	fire poi	29
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	fish juice box	6
	fish-liver oil	5
	fishy fish	1
	fishy pipe	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	3
	fizzing spore pod	3
	fizzy potion	63
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
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	flaming crutch	28
	flaming feather	10
	flaming glowsticks	3
	flaming mushroom	8
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming talons	74
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	14
	flaregun	100
	flashing novelty button	1
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	flat dough	18
	flat mushroom wine	1
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	floorboard cruft	2
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	flower petal pie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	4
	fluid of fudge-finding	4
	flute of flat champagne	25
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	flytrap pellet	2
	foam dart	6
	foam noodle	12
	foie gras	5
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	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
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	forest tears	8
	fortune cookie	6
	Frat Army FGF	16
	frat brats	9
	frayed rope belt	8
	freezerburned ice cube	3
	freezin' bindle	19
	fresh can of paint	1
	fricasseed brains	8
	Friendliness Beverage	1
	frightful feather	14
	frigid air mattress	4
	frigid fudgepuck	52
	frigid mote	2
	frigid ninja stars	178
	frilly shirt	13
	frilly skirt	55
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	2
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	6
	Frosty's iceball	1
	frozen feather	11
	frozen Mob Penguin	231
	frozen mushroom	3
	frozen nunchaku	26
	fruit basket	15
	fruit bowl	5
	fruitcake	165
	fruitfilm	3
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	5
	fudge bunny	2
	fudge lily	4
	fudge spork	2
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	3
	full meat tank	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	26
	funny bone	2
	furniture dolly	19
	furry fur	270
	furry green earmuffs	1
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	furry pants	7
	furry skirt	3
	fuzzbump	3
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy dice	26
	ga-ga radio	14
	Gaia beads	12
	gallon of milk	3
	Game Grid ticket	3
	Game Grid token	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	4
	gas balloon	155
	gator skin	3
	gauze garter	70
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	15
	ghost beer	1
	ghost cucumber	91
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghost protocol	2
	ghost trap	3
	ghostly body paint	4
	ghostly ectoplasm	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	88
	ghuol egg	154
	ghuol egg quiche	18
	ghuol guolash	96
	ghuol-ear kabob	22
	giant book of ancient carols	8
	giant breath mint	1
	giant cactus quill	7
	giant candy cane	18
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	3
	giant designer sunglasses	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	20
	giant discarded plastic fork	48
	giant discarded torn-up glove	28
	giant foam finger	29
	giant giant moth dust	2
	giant gym membership card	2
	giant heirloom grape tomato	3
	giant jar of protein powder	3
	giant moxie weed	36
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	giant needle	8,162
	giant penguin keychain	9
	giant pinky ring	77
	giant stuffed bugbear	2
	giant tube of black lipstick	2
	giant turkey leg	2
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
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	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
	gilded lily	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	ginger snaps	3
	gingerbread bugbear	6
	gingerbread horror	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
	gingham blouse	2
	ginormous pumpkin	3
	glacial sapphire	2
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of goat's milk	106
	glass of warm water	3
	gleaming oyster egg	2
	glistening fish meat	3
	glistening staff	1
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	glob of cream cheese	1
	glob of enchanted icing	2
	glob of green slime	2
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	2
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	6
	glowing fungus	3
	glowing red eye	36
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnatwing	38
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	9
	gnauga hide buckler	2
	gnauga hide chaps	2
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	10
	gnoll lips	46
	gnoll teeth	39
	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
	Gnollish autoplunger	2
	Gnollish casserole dish	3
	Gnollish flyswatter	46
	Gnollish pie server	15
	Gnollish pie tin	31
	Gnollish plunger	37
	Gnollish slotted spoon	16
	Gnollish toolbox	45
	Gnomish toolbox	14
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	5
	goat	1
	goat beard	39
	goat cheese	97
	goat cheese pizza	200
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	10
	gob of wet hair	22
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	goblin hunting spear	3
	God Lobster Egg	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
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	gold nuggets	3
	golden fleece	3
	golden ring	3
	golden twig	7
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	94
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	3
	gooified animal matter	1
	gooified mineral matter	1
	gooified vegetable matter	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	64
	goulauncher	1
	government booze shipment	1
	government candy shipment	1
	government food shipment	1
	gr8ps	6
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	29
	grapes	43
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	2
	grassy cutlass	13
	grave robbing shovel	15
	graveyard snowglobe	3
	grease gun	1
	green and red bean	1
	green balloon	128
	green beer	2
	green candy heart	47
	green clay bead	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green drunki-bear	3
	green gummi ingot	79
	Green Manalishi	3
	green pixel	389
	green pixel potion	1
	green pixie spog	5
	green rocket	1
	green smoke bomb	8
	green snowcone	71
	green traffic cone	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
	gremlin juice	7
	gremlin mutagen	2
	grim fairy tale	3
	Grimacite Bock	2
	grog	5
	groose grease	3
	grouchy restless spirit	36
	grue egg	49
	grue egg omelette	14
	grumpy old man charrrm	4
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	grungy flannel shirt	26
	guano coffee cup	6
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	gummi canary	2
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	Gummi-Gnauga	4
	Gummy Brains	33
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	gunky chicken	2
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	Guzzlr application	1
	Guzzlrbuck	3
	gyroscope	2
	haggis socks	54
	haggis-infused soap	4
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4
	hair spray	1,627
	hairy staff	1
	half of a gold tooth	2
	half-baked potion	4
	half-empty carton of milk	2
	half-orchid	13
	half-rotten brain	24
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	halfberd	13
	hamburger	1
	hamethyst	9
	hamethyst bracelet	3
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	1
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	1
	hand of Mr. Cards	1
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	handful of confetti	3
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of hand chalk	300
	handful of honey	28
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
	handful of moss	7
	handful of nuts and berries	7
	handful of pine needles	14
	handful of sand	40
	handful of sawdust	3
	handful of stubble	2
	handful of tips	2
	handful of walnuts	25
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	25
	happiness	15
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
	hardboiled egg	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	16
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	3
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	13
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
	headhunter necktie	4
	heart cozy	1
	heart necklace	7
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart-shaped balloon	2
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	1
	heavy D	388
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy metal sonata	5
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	9
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	Hell broth	2
	Hell ramen	34
	hellion cube	94
	hellseal claw	3
	hellseal whisker	3
	helmet recipe	3
	helmet turtle	180
	hemp candy necklace	3
	hemp string	42
	henna face paint	9
	henna tattoo	4
	herb brownies	8
	herbal stuffing	9
	herbs	465
	hermedisiac cologne	1
	hermit permit	12
	hibiscus petal	1
	hideous egg	2
	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	2
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	74
	high-test fishing line	2
	hill of beans	161
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	4
	hippo whip	2
	hippopotamus kilt	3
	hippopotamus pants	2
	hippopotamus skin	3
	hippopotamus skirt	2
	hipposkin poncho	11
	Hippy Army MPE	5
	hippy bongo	6
	hippy herbal tea	3
	hippy medical kit	61
	hippy protest button	189
	hobo nickel	20
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	holistic headache remedy	2
	Hollandaise helmet	2
	holly-flavored Hob-O	3
	holy bomb, batman	2
	home robotics kit	4
	homeopathic healing powder	3
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	2
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	5
	horizontal tango	10
	hors d'oeuvre tray	37
	hot and sour sauce	2
	hot ashes	2
	hot buttered roll	5
	hot coal	2
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	8
	hot hi mein	95
	hot katana blade	134
	hot nuggets	4,319
	hot pink lipstick	8
	hot plate	23
	hot powder	357
	hot stuffing	12
	hot wad	180
	hot wing	256
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	2
	huge Crimbo cookie	1
	huge pumpkin	3
	huge spoon	25
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hypodermic needle	14
	ice harvest	1
	ice stein	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	2
	ice-cold fotie	57
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	199
	ice-cold six-pack	24
	ice-cold Willer	114
	iced-out bling	5
	icicle katana	2
	icy katana hilt	38
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	7
	iGoogly	3
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	18
	imitation crab crate	3
	imitation crab meat	3
	imitation White Russian	3
	immense cyborg hand	1
	imp air	3
	Imp Ale	343
	imp unity ring	21
	imported lemon lozenge	1
	impure gasoline	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	2
	industrial strength starch	2
	infernal fife	23
	infernal insoles	61
	infinite BACON machine	1
	inflatable duck	12
	inkwell	42
	Inndya trading card	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	13
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	3
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	2
	interesting-looking twig	3
	internet point	2
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
	invisibility potion	5
	ion grid	68
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	15
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron pasta spoon	26
	ironic jogging shorts	2
	ironic moustache	12
	irradiated pet snacks	2
	irresistibility potion	200
	irritability potion	9
	jabañero pepper	3,273
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	58
	jack flapper	68
	Jack-in-the-box	3
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	jagged scrap metal	2
	janglin' bones	3
	January's Garbage Tote	1
	jar full of wind	3
	jar of swamp gas	743
	Jarlsberg's earring	8
	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
	jaunty feather	3
	jawbruiser	1
	jazz soap	75
	jerky coins	251
	jewelry-making pliers	3
	jive turkey leg	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	41
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	25
	joybuzzer	95
	jug-o-magicalness	8
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
	jumbo olive	14
	jumping bean burrito	4
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	10
	jungle floor wax	1
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	1
	Junk-Bond	2
	keg shield	24
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	2
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	17
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	18
	kickback cookbook	2
	killer rag doll	2
	killing feather	3
	killing jar	1
	Kissin' Cousins	3
	kite	2
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	2
	kneecapping stick	83
	knob bugle	4
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	3
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
	Knob Goblin elite helm	51
	Knob Goblin elite pants	71
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	68
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	65
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	54
	Knob Goblin firecracker	95
	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
	Knob Goblin harem veil	85
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	107
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	17
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	68
	Knob Goblin perfume	33
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	41
	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
	Knob Goblin seltzer	20
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
	Knob Goblin spatula	12
	Knob Goblin steroids	107
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
	Knob Goblin tongs	93
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
	Knob Goblin visor	51
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	5
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	2
	Knob mushroom	16
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	3
	Knob sausage	90
	Knob sausage stir-fry	8
	Knob shroomkabob	2
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	57
	Knoll lo mein	2
	Knoll mushroom	63
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	32
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	1
	kobold kibble	1
	kumquartz	3
	kumquat	2
	lab-grown meat	1
	ladle of mystery	6
	large box	2,855
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	24
	lavawater	2
	lavender candy heart	63
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	3
	lead necklace	110
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	3
	leaf of grass	2
	leaflet	90
	leather chaps	36
	leather mask	47
	leathery bat skin	22
	leathery cat skin	26
	leathery rat skin	8
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	18
	legitimate business on the beach	1
	lemon	179
	lemon popsicle	1
	length of string	2
	leotarrrd	26
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	14
	Let Me Be!	3
	lewd playing card	2
	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
	libation of liveliness	2
	library card	5
	licorice root	28
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	205
	lihc eye pie	50
	lihc face	87
	limburger biker boots	5
	lime	32
	lime supersucker	4
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	60
	limepatch	2
	line	54
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linoleum crossbow	9
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	41
	linoleum staff	10
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	13
	lion oil	2
	little paper umbrella	517
	little round pebble	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	3
	loaded serum blowgun	4
	loaf of soda bread	1
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lobos Mints	4
	Lockenstock™ sandals	57
	logic synthesizer	74
	lollipop stick	3
	long pork	13
	long skinny balloon	28
	long-stemmed rose	1
	loose teeth	321
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
	los chinos	50
	lost key	3
	lotion of coldness	2
	lotion of hotness	6
	lotion of sleaziness	7
	lotion of spookiness	7
	lotion of stench	7
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	lovecat tail	4
	low-budget shield	3
	lowercase N	65
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	19
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	9
	Lucky Surprise Egg	447
	lumbering jack	1
	lump of black ichor	2
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	3
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	3
	lupine sword	38
	lustrous oyster egg	2
	lynyrd musk	2
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	2
	lynyrd snare	1
	M-242	62
	Mace of the Tortoise	2
	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
	Mad Train wine	239
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	79
	mafia wedding ring	1
	magic lamp	31
	magic whistle	116
	magical baguette	3
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	72
	magical ice cubes	550
	magical mystery juice	158
	magicalness-in-a-can	9
	magicberry tablets	4
	magilaser blastercannon	17
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
	magnetic field	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	4
	magnifying glass	8
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	21
	makeshift cape	3
	makeshift crane	2
	makeshift skirt	2
	makeshift turban	2
	mana curds	3
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	8
	mangled finger	1
	manly bloomers	6
	many-eyed glasses	16
	maple leaf	2
	maple syrup	197
	margarita	5
	mariachi G-string	38
	mariachi hat	2
	mariachi pants	134
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
	marionette	2
	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
	marshmallow	16,744
	martini	13
	marzipan skull	37
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	3
	Maxing, Relaxing	2
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
	meat cowboy hat	2
	Meat detector	12
	meat engine	43
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	15
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	5
	meat paste	16,777,215
	meat st‰¿bing club	15
	meat stack	1,300,224
	meat vortex	223
	meatcar model	11
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	138
	megatofu	12
	Meleegra™ pills	92
	melted Jell-o shot	12
	meme generator	3
	memory of a C	9
	memory of a G	13
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	9
	memory of an A	9
	memory of some delicious amino acids	5
	menorette	12
	menudo	2
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
	mesh cap	22
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	26
	metal mandible	14
	metallic A	118
	metallic foil bow	3
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	197
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2
	milk of magnesium	20
	Milk Studs	4
	milky potion	47
	mime soul fragment	2
	mimosette	2
	mind flayer corpse	86
	miner's helmet	33
	miner's pants	47
	mini-martini	3
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
	miniature castagnets	24
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature dormouse	8
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	7
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	mint-condition magic wand	6
	mixed wildflower greens	15
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	67
	Mohawk wig	61
	mojo filter	25
	molotov cocktail cocktail	80
	molten scrap metal	3
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	3
	monomolecular yo-yo	3
	Monstar energy beverage	13
	monster bait	4
	monster pants	2
	moonglasses	6
	moose chocolate	2
	moose thought	2
	Morbidda trading card	1
	Mornington crescent roll	3
	Mortimer's nostrum	2
	mostly-broken sunglasses	3
	mother's little helper	6
	Mountain Stream soda	4
	mouse skull	3
	moxie magnet	2
	moxie weed	8
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Balloon	3
	Mr. Eh?	1
	Mr. Haggis	30
	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
	Mr. Mediocrebar	36
	MSG	2
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	3
	mullet wig	29
	multi-level marzipan	1
	mummy mask	3
	mummy wrapping	127
	munchies pill	1
	murky potion	48
	Muschat	2
	mushroom fermenting solution	13
	mushroom filet	1
	mushroom pizza	13
	mutant cactus bud	1
	mutant fire ant egg	1
	mutant gila monster egg	2
	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	2
	mysterious present	2,002
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	4
	nanite-infested eggnog	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
	natto pocky	2
	natto-infused sake	1
	natural fennel soda	20
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	1
	Necbro wafers	3
	necklace chain	18
	necrotizing body spray	5
	Neuromancer	1
	neutron lollipop	1
	New Zealand iced tea	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	5
	newborn kobold	1
	NG	20
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
	Nightstalker perfume	4
	ninja fear powder	1
	ninja hot pants	46
	ninja mop	12
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	not-a-pipe	5
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
	nothing-in-the-box	5
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	5
	NPZR chemistry set	2,020
	Nuclear Blastball	5
	nuclear stockpile	1
	O	2
	O'RLY manual	3
	obsidian dagger	8
	ocarina of space	14
	ocean motion	19
	octolus oculus	2
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white plastic oyster egg	4
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
	off-white striped oyster egg	23
	oil of expertise	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	4
	oil of slipperiness	3
	oil of stability	8
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	2
	ointment of the occult	605
	Okee-Dokee soda	13
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	5
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	5
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school calculator watch	60
	old sweatpants	1,751
	old-fashioned	4
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive	79
	olive lo mein	3
	olive stir-fry	1
	one pill	3
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	10
	open sauce	3
	opera mask	5
	orange	46
	orange candy heart	55
	orange glowstick	2
	orange leather lanyard	3
	orange peel hat	1
	orange snowcone	178
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
	orc wrist	4
	Orcish baseball cap	27
	Orcish cargo shorts	13
	Orcish frat-paddle	15
	orcish hand lotion	3
	Orcish meat locker	4
	orcish nailing lube	4
	orcish rubber	4
	original G	159
	oriole-feather headdress	2
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	2
	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
	outrageous sombrero	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	2
	overclocked avian microprocessor	6
	overcookie	3
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	3
	oversized fish scaler	6
	oversized pipe	110
	oversized pizza cutter	36
	oversized skullcap	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	4
	oyster basket	9
	P.B.L.T.	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	16
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	4
	pack of KWE trading card	3
	pack of pogs	6,172
	packaged backup camera	1
	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
	packaged model train set	1
	packet of beer nuts	3
	packet of dragon's teeth	1
	PADL Phone	61
	pail	68
	painful penne pasta	23
	paint bomb	3
	paisley spore pod	3
	palm frond	63
	palm-frond capris	11
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	20
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	4
	pants of the Slug Lord	9
	panty raider camouflage	6
	papaya	346
	papaya sling	6
	papaya slung	7
	papaya taco	29
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	papotion of papower	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	24
	pasta spoon	1,773
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
	pat of butter	1
	patchouli incense stick	75
	patchouli oil bomb	4
	patent antipsychotics	6
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
	peach	1
	peach pie	1
	pear	1
	pear supersucker	4
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	3
	pearlescent oyster egg	12
	pec oil	4
	PEEZ dispenser	2
	pencil stub	3
	penguin shorts	3
	penguin skin	3
	penguin skin buckler	4
	penguin whip	2
	penguin-smacking club	12
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	5
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	93
	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
	peppermint sprout	5
	perforated battle paddle	43
	perfume of prejudice	5
	perpendicular hula	3
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	personal massager	2
	personalized birthday cake	5
	personalized coffee mug	140
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	3
	pet rock	6
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	71
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	89
	phat turquoise bead	23
	phat turquoise bracelet	3
	philosopher's scone	4
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	124
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	3
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	20
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	76
	pickled egg	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	19
	pie crust	19
	piece of after eight	2
	piece of wedding cake	16
	piercing post	16
	pigeon egg	4
	pile of candy	89
	pile of dirt	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	100
	pile of gold coins	3
	pile of jumping beans	43
	pile of smoking rags	1
	pile of useless robot parts	1
	pill cup	3
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pin-stripe slacks	14
	pine tar	2
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	63
	pink candy heart	60
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	1
	pink pony	32
	pink slime	3
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	4
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	1
	pirate pelvis	31
	pirate shirt	16
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	4
	pirate zombie head	1
	pirate zombie robot head	1
	pitchfork	103
	pixel cross	2
	pixel hat	3
	pixel holy water	2
	pixel pants	2
	pixel shield	3
	pixel sword	2
	pixellated candy heart	4
	pixellated moneybag	1
	plaid swatch	1
	plain bagel	4
	plain brown wrapper	2
	plain candy cane	1
	plain old beer	3
	plain pizza	18
	plain snowcone	3
	plastic bib	5
	plastic guitar	56
	plastic ingot	1
	plastic Jefferson wings	2
	plastic passion fruit	4
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	PlexiPips	40
	plot hole	268
	plum	1
	plump juicy grub	4
	pocket ace	1
	pocket theremin	10
	pog #01 (spider)	26
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	33
	pog #03 (warwelf)	33
	pog #04 (skleleton)	35
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	31
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	35
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	34
	pog #08 (hellion)	36
	pog #09 (pirate)	40
	pog #10 (hobo)	41
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	41
	pointed stick	6
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy mushroom wine	2
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poisonous caviar	3
	poisonsettia	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	20
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	14
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	21
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	19
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	20
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	25
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
	Polka Pop	701
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	Polysniff Perfume	2
	pool cue	54
	pool torpedo	3
	poppy	4
	popsicle stick	2
	popular tart	1
	pork elf goodies sack	8
	porquoise	9
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	2
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	18
	possessed top	6
	possibility potion	2
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	18
	potent potion of potency	11
	potion of potency	3
	potion of temporary gr8ness	4
	potion of the captain's hammer	2
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	3
	potted cactus	3
	potted fern	3
	poultrygeist	13
	poutine	202
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	2
	powdered donut	3
	powdered gold	3
	powdered organs	69
	powdered powdered sugar	1
	power seed	1
	pr0n cocktail	8
	pr0n legs	172
	pr0n m4nic0tti	4
	pr0n stir-fry	2
	pr0n taco	1
	precious piercing post	10
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	2
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	premium malt liquor	4
	prescription teeth whitener	1
	press-on ribs	4
	pressurized potion of puissance	2
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	65
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	print screen button	1
	prismatic wad	2
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
	probability potion	307
	procrastination potion	295
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	projectile chemistry set	1
	projectile icemaker	1
	prosthetic forehead	22
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	4
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
	puce striped oyster egg	3
	puff of smoke	4
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkin	4
	pumpkin beer	4
	pumpkin juice	131
	punk patch	2
	purple pixel pie	24
	purple prose pen	2
	purple snowcone	183
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
	pygmy adder oil	2
	pygmy blowgun	8
	pygmy dart	1
	pygmy nose-bone	14
	pygmy phone number	2
	pygmy pygment	11
	pygmy spear	7
	pygmy witchhazel	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	586
	queen cookie	1
	questionable taco	2
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	8
	rabbit punch	1
	radio button candy	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	164
	raffle prize box	1
	rag doll	2
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow tie	20
	Ralph IX cognac	1
	ram horns	11
	ram stick	31
	Ram's Face Lager	14
	ram-battering staff	19
	raspberry	398
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	184
	rat appendix kabob	43
	rat appendix stir-fry	33
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	2
	ratgut	4
	ratini	1
	rattler rattle	1
	Rattlin' Chains	4
	rave whistle	11
	ravioli della hippy	12
	ravioli hat	136
	raw gravy	1
	raw green beans	1
	raw mincemeat	1
	raw potato	1
	raw stuffing	1
	raw sweet potato	1
	raw turkey	1
	razor-sharp can lid	103
	razor-tipped yo-yo	45
	really dense meat stack	1
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	1
	really thick spine	3
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	red ale	3
	Red Army camouflage kit	1
	red balloon	1
	red blood cells	2
	red box	4
	red button	3
	red eye	1
	red gummi ingot	79
	red paisley oyster egg	3
	red pixel	91
	red pixel potion	12
	red plastic oyster egg	33
	red polka-dot oyster egg	3
	Red Rover BB gun	2
	red snowcone	291
	red striped oyster egg	2
	red velvet cake	1
	red-and-green sweater	1
	redrum	11
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	43
	reodorant	60
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	2
	resolution: be happier	3
	resolution: be kinder	2
	resolution: be luckier	2
	resolution: be more adventurous	2
	resolution: be sexier	2
	resolution: be smarter	3
	resolution: be stronger	3
	resolution: be wealthier	3
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
	returned Thinknerd package	130
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	12
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	4
	rib of the Bonerdagon	10
	rice bowl	17
	ridiculously huge sword	37
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	17
	right half of a heart necklace	3
	rigid carapace	1
	ring of adornment	4
	ring of aggravate monster	227
	ring of cold resistance	4
	ring of conflict	16
	ring of fire resistance	4
	ring of gain strength	8
	ring of half-assed regeneration	24
	ring of increase damage	9
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	2
	roasted marshmallow	556
	robin's egg	1
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	4
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	3
	rock	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	8
	Rock Pops	83
	rockin' wagon	1
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	11
	rogue swarmer	3
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of Hob-Os	2
	roll of toilet paper	14
	rolling pin	3
	Roo trading card	2
	rose	1
	rough fish scale	1
	round purple sunglasses	80
	royal jelly	59
	royal jelly taco	1
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	rubber band gun	13
	rubber emo roe	124
	rubber ribcage	2
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
	ruby W	150
	rum and cola	6
	rum barrel charrrm	4
	Russian Ice	912
	rusty bonesaw	2
	rusty chain necklace	2
	rusty grave robbing shovel	78
	rusty hedge trimmers	4
	rusty metal key	1
	rusty metal ring	7
	rusty metal shaft	8
	rusty rivet	2
	rusty valve wheel	1
	s'more	2
	s'more gun	1
	sabre teeth	80
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	safarrri hat	24
	sake bomb	123
	salamander slurry	2
	salamander spleen	21
	salinated mint julep	1
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	salt water taffy	1
	salty dog	10
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	sand dollar	3
	sandcastle	50
	sandwich of the gods	4
	sangria	4
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	1,931
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	23
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	sawblade shield	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
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	Schrödinger's thermos	130
	scorpion whip	14
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	494
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	487
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	502
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	494
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	496
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	487
	screwdriver	10
	screwing pooch	3
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	4
	scroll of drastic healing	242
	scroll of pasta summoning	29
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	2
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	scrumptious reagent	153
	sea avocado	1
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	sea carrot	1
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	Senior Mints	4
	sensitive poetry journal	10
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
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	serum of sarcasm	25
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	sewer wad	4
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	shard of double-ice	479
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	shining halo	2
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	shiny stones	5
	shiny tribal beads	23
	shirt kit	3
	Shivering Chèvre	2
	shock collar	25
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
	short deposition	1
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	shortest-order cook	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	2
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of granola liqueur	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	4
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
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	shot of rotgut	2
	shot of tomato schnapps	4
	shredded hellseal hide	2
	shrimp cocktail	2
	shuddersword	1
	shuriken salad	2
	Silver Bullet beer	22
	silver salt-shaker	2
	silver shrimp fork	3
	silver tongue charrrm	4
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Sinful Desires	1
	Single Alice's Army Foil	7
	sinister altar fragment	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	21
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	skeletal banana	2
	skeleton	5
	skeleton bone	468
	skeleton key	98
	skeleton key ring	14
	skewer	132
	skewer-mounted razor blade	17
	skewered cat appendix	1
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	skull with a fuse in it	2
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	slap and tickle	22
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze nuggets	347
	sleaze powder	1,497
	sleaze wad	72
	sleazy and sour sauce	2
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	sleazy fairy gravy	5
	sleazy hi mein	74
	sleeping snowy owl	10
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	slime stack	2
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	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	4
	slimy sweetbreads	4
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	3
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
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	slug of shochu	2
	small box	1,023
	small leather glove	26
	Smart Bone Dust	1
	smart skull	175
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	smirking shrunken head	5
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	smoldering staff	1
	smut orc keepsake box	2
	smut orc sunglasses	1
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	snake shield	1
	snarling wolf shield	42
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	17
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	39
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	Snow Queen Crown	5
	snowball	809
	snowboarder pants	19
	sock monkey	15
	soda water	85
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	386
	soggy seed packet	2
	soggy used band-aid	3
	soggy wofl t-shirt	2
	solid asbestos box	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid chrome box	1
	solid gold bowling ball	24
	solid gold pegleg	13
	solid linoleum box	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	156
	sorority brain	4
	souvenir ski t-shirt	13
	soylent staff	1
	Space Tours Tripple	1
	spade necklace	1
	spaghetti con calaveras	4
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	20
	Spam Witch sammich	198
	spangly mariachi pants	8
	spangly mariachi vest	4
	spangly sombrero	2
	spangly unitard	1
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	sparking robo-battery	2
	sparkler	58
	special sauce glove	1
	specialty ammo bandolier	2
	spectral pickle	2
	spectre scepter	8
	SPF 451 lip balm	3
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	spices	30
	spicy bean burrito	3
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	4
	spicy jumping bean burrito	3
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	2
	spicy noodles	10
	spider web	216
	spiked femur	95
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spooky alphabet block	3
	spooky and sour sauce	1
	spooky bicycle chain	10
	spooky bindle	22
	spooky cosmetics bag	11
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	spooky eyeliner	4
	spooky felt	54
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	2
	spooky hi mein	3
	spooky hockey mask	2
	spooky lasso	1
	spooky length of string	14
	spooky lipstick	4
	spooky lo mein	1
	spooky mushroom	194
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky music box mechanism	2
	spooky nuggets	365
	spooky pirate skeleton	10
	spooky powder	2,290
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	57
	spooky sound effects record	3
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	spooky stick	158
	spooky stir-fry	2
	spooky stuffing	18
	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
	spooky toy wheel	15
	spooky wad	50
	spooky wooden block	19
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
	spork	9
	spray chrome	1
	spray paint	14
	spring	181
	sprocket	157
	sprocket assembly	1
	squashed frog	15
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	4
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	stained mattress	2
	stainless steel shillelagh	2
	stainless steel suspenders	12
	stale baguette	6
	stalk of asparagus	52
	standard-issue cupcake	1
	star	154
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	star buckler	3
	star chart	15
	star crossbow	25
	star hat	16
	star key lime	3
	star key lime pie	12
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	star shirt	2
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	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	1
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	star throwing star	4
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	3
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	2
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
	steampunk potion	3
	steamy ruby	2
	stench and sour sauce	2
	stench nuggets	4,748
	stench powder	17,151
	stench wad	151
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	3
	stick	2
	stick of "gum"	4
	stick of dynamite	3
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	127
	stick-on-a-string	6
	sticky gloves	15
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	2
	sticky meat skirt	1
	stink-penny	1
	stinkin' bindle	16
	stinky hi mein	1
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	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	1,807
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	stolen sushi	3
	stone banjo	13
	stone baseball cap	2
	stone frisbee	6
	stone of eXtreme power	24
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	4
	strawberry	101
	strawberry daiquiri	6
	strawberry pie	3
	strawberry supersucker	3
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	3
	strawberyl	2
	strawberyl necklace	2
	stray chihuahua	1
	string of blue beads	4
	string of green beads	2
	string of red beads	2
	stringy sinew	2
	Strix stix	2
	strongness elixir	23
	studded leather boxer shorts	2
	stuffed alien blob	18
	stuffed angry cow	49
	stuffed astral badger	51
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	47
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	46
	stuffed can of asparagus	27
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	45
	stuffed cocoabo	48
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	17
	stuffed dodecapede	18
	stuffed doppelshifter	167
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	45
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	46
	stuffed ghuol whelp	27
	stuffed gray blob	59
	stuffed hand turkey	43
	stuffed key	41
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	48
	stuffed martini	11
	stuffed Meat	48
	stuffed mind flayer	51
	stuffed mink	54
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	56
	stuffed ninja snowman	200
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	65
	stuffed shoulder parrot	127
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	46
	stuffed snowy owl	44
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	47
	stuffed spooky mushroom	32
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	51
	stuffed teddy butler	47
	stuffed tin of caviar	44
	stuffed treasure chest	43
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	40
	stuffed yeti	2
	stuffed yo-yo	2
	stuffed zmobie	11
	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
	stuffing	7
	stunt nuts	7
	sturdy Crimbo crate	12
	sturdy sword hilt	3
	stylish swimsuit	12
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	styrofoam ore	23
	styrofoam peanuts	1
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
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	sucker scaffold	78
	sucky decal	15
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	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	70
	sugar sheet	868
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	2
	sunken chest	127
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	41
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
	super-spiky hair gel	103
	superamplified boom box	9
	superduperball	1
	superheated fudge	3
	Supernova Champagne	5
	support cummerbund	16
	supportive bra	126
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	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	4
	swashbuckling pants	104
	sweet mochi ball	3
	sweet ninja sword	10
	sweet rims	2
	sweet roll Alabama	3
	Sweet Sword	3
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	swirly potion	50
	Swizzler	3
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	1
	sword of static	20
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic marrow	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
	t8r tots	23
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4
	taco shell	42
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Tales from the Fireside	3
	Tales of Spelunking	1
	Tales of the Word Realms	2
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	61
	tambourine	7
	tambourine bells	33
	tangarita	2
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	5
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	targeting chip	22
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	tarrrnish charrrm	4
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	tassel	5
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	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	138
	tattered scrap of paper	23
	tawdry amethyst	2
	tea for one	3
	teddy bear	6
	teddy bear sewing kit	13
	teddy borg	3
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	12
	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
	Temps Tempranillo	2
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	tenderizing hammer	43
	teqiwila	6
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	166
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	tequila sunset	1
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	terrible poem	3
	Texas tea	2
	that gum you like	2
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	22
	The Bomb	2
	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
	the finger	1
	the funk	2
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	the most dangerous bait	2
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	8
	The Necbronomicon	2
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	theoretical string	3
	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
	thin black candle	467
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	128
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
	third ear	3
	third-hand nunchaku	4
	thistle wine	11
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
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	three-tiered wedding cake	1
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	throwing candy	1
	throwing fork	2
	throwing knife	2
	throwing spoon	2
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
	TI-9000 calculator	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	3
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	7
	time sleigh	1
	tin magnolia	8
	tin of submardines	1
	tin star	1
	tiny balloon knife	10
	tiny bottle of absinthe	8
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny dancer	4
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	4
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	17
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	4
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	14
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	5
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	13
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	6
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	8
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	11
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	8
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
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	tiny die-cast golden ring	7
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