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Display Case for cobain dougans (#315649)
This player is ranked #294 for Most Total Items with a total of 659,453 items.
This player is ranked #429 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,114 items.

This player is a member of the clan Lost Generation.

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cobain dougans (#315649)
This player has 2,114 unique items and 659,453 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1,358
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 1
"meat" stick 787
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 13
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1.21 jigawatts 1
11-leaf clover 101
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 12
7-inch discus 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 10
a little sump'm sump'm 35
A muse-bouche 2
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 31
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: motion 420
abstraction: perception 166
abstraction: purpose 181
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 687
actual reality goggles 1
adder bladder 7
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 8
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 28
alien hologram projector 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 23
amulet of extreme plot significance 30
Amulet of Yendor 338
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient stone head 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 5
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 125
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 10
ant agonist 3
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 202
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 2
apathetic lizardman doll 13
armgun 2
around the world 619
arrow'd heart balloon 2
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 2
asbestos stick 1
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 7
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 420
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 2
attorney's badge 7
awful poetry journal 2
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 3
backwoods screwdriver 51
BACON 306,561
baconstone 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 1
bag of airline peanuts 478
bag of Cheat-Os 23
bag of gross foreign snacks 13
bag of W&Ws 636
baggie of powdered sugar 186
Baja sopapilla 8
bakelite-covered bacon 1
ball 50
banana 139
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 3
bargain flash powder 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel cracker 147
barrel gun 32
barrel pickle 135
barrel-aged martini 428
barrelhead 1
basaltamander buckler 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 2
batskin belt 2
battered hubcap 1
battery-powered drill 1
bazookafish bubble gum 740
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1,116
bear claw 10
beard incense 23
beastly paste 3
beefy fish meat 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 18
bejeweled cufflinks 30
bejeweled pledge pin 27
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 4
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 303
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big red clown nose 3
big stick 2
big stirring stick 1
bilge wine 643
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bite-me-red lipstick 2
black & tan 188
black and white cracker 4
black candy heart 355
black cloak 2
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 8
black eyedrops 1
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 1
black gold 2
black greaves 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 3
Black No. 2 19
black pension check 6
black pepper 5
black snowcone 1
black velvet box 3
blackberry 49
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloody clown pants 16
bloody mary 60
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue pixel potion 3
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue snowcone 2
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
boilermaker 212
bone abacus 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
BOOtonniere 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 469
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 46
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of Amontillado 189
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of cooking sherry 688
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 30
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 110
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of Ooze-O 35
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 730
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 689
bottle of sewage schnapps 12
bottle of tequila 78
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 61
bottle of whiskey 336
bottle opener belt buckle 7
bottled inspiration 14
bottoms of the barrel 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 104
bowl of Jeal-O 1
box of Dweebs 610
box of Familiar Jacks 8
box of sunshine 1,107
boxed wine 271
brain preservation fluid 1
Bram's choker 1
brass gear 1
bread basket 1
bread line 1
bread man 4
breadchucks 1
breath mint 1
brick 375
brick of sand 9
brocolate brogurt 1
bronzed locust 6
brown paper bag mask 1
brown sugar cane 34
browser cookie 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 11
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 2,618
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 77
buffalo dime 3
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 9
bugbear bungguard 5
bullet-proof corduroys 24
bunch of square grapes 31
bunny liver 1
Bustle Hustler 1
butterfly knife 1
cabooze 5
caipifruta 109
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
camouflage T-shirt 2
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 3
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can of sterno 23
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 175
candied kobold 5
candied yams 475
candy brain 3
candy cane 12
candy cigarette 2
candy harmonica 4
candy knuckles 4
candy skeleton 22
cane-mail pants 1
canopic jar 13
carbonated water lily 13
carob chunk cookies 3
carton of rotten eggs 316
carton of snake milk 2
cast 809
celestial carrot juice 3
Cement Mixer 2
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chamoisole 1
charisma potion 3
charming flute 4
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 5
cheer extractor 2
cheer-o-gram 7
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 560
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 26
chest barrel 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
children of the candy corn 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
Choco-Mint patty 5
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 2
chocolate pasta spoon 900
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 5
chocomotive 4
chrome helmet turtle 1
Chroner trigger 1
cigarette lighter 1
cinnamon machine oil 3
classy monkey 1
clay peace-sign bead 2
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork detective skull 2
clockwork key 1
clockwork staff 1
cloudy potion 50
clown hammer 346
clown shoes 1
club necklace 27
coal dust 9
coal shovel 2
cocoa egg 7
cocoa eggshell fragment 4
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
coffin lid 4
Coinspiracy 50
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold hi mein 8
Cold Hots candy 77
cold ninja mask 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 10
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colorful toad 2
comb jelly 59
combat fan 1
Comet Pop 172
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 14
complicated device 1
compression stocking 4
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated magicalness pill 1
confiscated love note 10
conjured ice cream 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool jelly donut 11
corned beet 4
cornuthaum 21
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 6
corpse on the beach 8
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 4
corrupted stardust 19
cosmetic football 1
cotton candy bale 1
cow poker 2
crêepy mask 4
cracker 1
cranberries 132
crappy waiter disguise 13
crazy hobo notebook 14
crazy little Turkish delight 28
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
creepy doll head 3
creepy ginger ale 13
creepy voice box 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
Crimbeau de toilette 9
Crimbo candied pecan 1,801
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 58
Crimbo dog sweater 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 7
Crimbo food scraps 2
Crimbo fudge 1,683
Crimbo peppermint bark 1,709
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 2
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 2
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
Crown of the Goblin King 3
crown-shaped beanie 1
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 2
crystalline cheer 123
CSA all-purpose soap 54
cubic zirconia 5
cup of hickory chicory 20
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 2
cuppa Gill tea 18
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 3
cuppa Sobrie tea 6
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed wishbone 1
custard pie 50
cute mushroom 4
cyborg doll 1
cyclops eyedrops 69
cymbal syrup 379
D roll 2
d12 66
Daffy Taffy 72
damp bar rag 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark potion 60
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 2
death blossom 1
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective skull 382
delicious noodles 451
delicious salad 14
delicious spicy noodles 426
deluxe layer cake 1
denim jacket 3
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 3
deodorant 76
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
designer handbag 11
detective skull 1
devilish folio 2
diamond necklace 16
didgeridooka 1
diluted makeup 41
dinged-up triangle 2
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
dire fudgesicle 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
disco ball 11
disembodied brain 21
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating sheet music 113
disintegrating spiky collar 14
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 165
distressed denim pants 19
disturbing fanfic 2
divine can of silly string 53
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 12
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 237
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 8
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
doll house 3
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 33
donated booze 1,261
donated candy 1,263
donated food 1,266
double daisy 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 4
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 28
drafty drawers 2
dragon snaps 89
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 6
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 2
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 2
Dreadsylvanian stew 3
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 5
droopy doll eye 3
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 303
drum of tommy ammo 25
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
Drunkula's wineglass 1
dry noodles 14,418
drywall axe 2
ducha de oro 9
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
DUFRESNE Suds 1
duonoculars 2
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
eagle feather 1
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 128
eel battery 754
Effermint™ tablets 219
effervescent potion 55
eggnog 50
eggwater 5
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
eldritch effluvium 643
electric copperhead potion 3
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric snakebite 3
electronics kit 3
elephant stinger 22
eleven-foot pole 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard MPC 7
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard war standard 1
Elfin shortbread 2
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven hardtack 165
elven magi-pack 6,164
elven medi-pack 6,606
elven squeeze 163
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 3
empty meat tank 1
enchanted bean 5
enchanted bean burrito 1,106
enchanted fire extinguisher 2
encoder ring 391
ennui-flavored potato chips 2,008
especially salty dog 676
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic orchid 1
exotic travel brochure 17
expensive camera 138
experimental serum P-00 434
explosion-flavored chewing gum 377
extra-greasy slider 38
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 735
extra-strength strongness elixir 8
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme mittens 14
eXtreme scarf 8
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely wet T-shirt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 16
eyepatch 1
Fabiotion 7
fake fake vomit 415
fake hand 328
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 5
fancy opera glasses 34
fat stacks of cash 44
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 3
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy child leash 2
filthy corduroys 3
filthy hippy poncho 3
filthy knitted dread sack 3
filthy monkey head 1
filthy poultice 2
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 1
finger cuffs 20
fire of unknown origin 2
fire poi 1
firebomb 1
firemilk 1
fish stick 1
fishelada 5
fishy paste 3
fizzy potion 61
flaming crutch 1
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming glowsticks 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming sword 1
flan del mar 2
flask flops 2
flask of baconstone juice 47
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
flour cookie 2
flowing hippy skirt 1
flytrap bezoar 1
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
forbidden sausage 1
fortune cookie 617
fossilized spine 1
fountain 'soda' 20
Freddy Kruegerand 250
freezin' bindle 2
freightcake 11
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 3
fried air 15
Friendliness Beverage 3
frost flower 99
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 11
Frosty's arm 2
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 40
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 2
frozen banquet 2
frozen Mob Penguin 12
frozen shampoo-conditioner 100
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 18
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 16
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 80
fudgecycle 1
funky dried mushroom 14
funny bone 29
future drug: Smartinex 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 2
ga-ga radio 7
Gaia beads 2
Game Grid ticket 40
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 25
gamer slurry 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 14
garish pinky ring 25
gas can 2
gatorskin umbrella 44
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 3
generic mana potion 88
genie's bracers 8
genie's pants 4
genie's scimitar 7
genie's turbane 11
Gets-You-Drunk 8
ghost bit 9
ghost cucumber 3
Ghost Dog Chow 180
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost pencil 13
ghost pepper 11
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
ghost protocol 8
ghost toga 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant candy cane 2
giant designer sunglasses 27
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant foam finger 2
giant giant moth dust 28
giant green gummi bear 1
giant gym membership card 1
giant moxie weed 6
giant needle 2
giant pearl 1
giant pinky ring 1
giant safety pin 2
giant turkey leg 2
gibson 83
gift card 6
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 1
gin and tonic 84
ginger snaps 5
gingerbread bugbear 100
gingerbread dog treat 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
gingerbread pirate 11
glark cable 1
glass eye 1
glistening fish meat 2
glob of enchanted icing 2
glob of green slime 1,315
glob of spoiled mayo 42
glowing spore pod 1
glowing syringe 248
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnawed-up dog bone 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
go-go potion 15
goat cheese pizza 100
gob of wet hair 30
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin water 1
gold toothbrush 1
golden gum 12
Golden Mean 1
Golden Mr. Accessory 3
golden ring 1
golden sausage 1
gooified animal matter 1
gooified mineral matter 1
gooified vegetable matter 1
government cheese 1
grandfather watch 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 1
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's left paw 2
Great Wolf's lice 1
green and red bean 82
green balloon 1
green candy heart 5,483
green clay bead 3
green drunki-bear 11
green glowstick 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
Green Manalishi 3
green peawee marble 3
green pixie spog 1
green rocket 6
green snowcone 108
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
grey cube 1
grilled mooseflank 1
grimstone mask 1
grody jug 2
grogpagne 22
groping claw 1
groupie lipstick 1
grubby wool trousers 1
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 1
Gummi-DNA 6
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gun parts 1
gunpowder burrito 1
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
hacked gibson 1
hair spray 1
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 4
half-baked potion 420
half-digested coal 120
half-height cigar 1
half-melted spoon 2
half-size scalpel 1
halibut 1
hamlet sandwich 2
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 1
handful of hand chalk 73
handful of sand 20
handsomeness potion 11
happiness 5
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
haunted battery 18
haunted paddle-ball 2
hawk 2
hawkface potion 3
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 20
head mirror 1
head-mounted Trainbot 1
heart cozy 179
heart necklace 7
heart-shaped balloon 32
heart-shaped candy whetstone 6
heather graham cracker 4
heavy necklace chain 2
Hell ramen 138
Helps-You-Sleep 1
hemp candy necklace 4
hemp string 3
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 420
herbal stuffing 34
herbs 420
hermit factoid 1
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 14
hippy protest button 13
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo fortress blueprints 3
hobo nickel 1,100
Hodgman's blanket 13
Hodgman's bow tie 2
Hodgman's cane 2
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 4
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 2
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Holiday Fun! 24
homeopathic healing powder 7
honey-dipped locust 53
honey-drenched ham slice 3
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 85
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot coal 6
hot date 8
hot hi mein 6
hot mint schnocolate 3
hot plate 1
How to Avoid Scams 50
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
huge bowl of candy 108
huge Crimbo cookie 3
Hunger™ Sauce 11
hushed puppy 5
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 4
ice harvest 20
ice stein 1
ice-cold fotie 9
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 19
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 1
immense cyborg hand 2
incredible pizza 20
incredibly creepy marionette 2
inflatable duck 3
infrablack lipstick 2
ink bladder 277
inkwell 51
inky squid sauce 11
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 5
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 611
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 176
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 685
intimidating coiffure 2
invisibility potion 9
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 3
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic jogging shorts 1
irradiated candy cane 5
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 18
Jack-in-the-box 43
Jack-O-Lantern beer 2
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jacob's rung 5
jam band bootleg 2
janitor's mop 2
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 57
jar of psychoses (Jick) 3
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 3
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 2
jazz soap 540
jellyfish gel 224
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jive turkey leg 54
joybuzzer 371
jug-o-magicalness 1
jumbo olive 7
jumping bean burrito 1,085
jumping horseradish 8
jungle drum 1
keg shield 9
ketchup hound 105
kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
kite 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin firecracker 159
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 3
Knob Goblin love potion 57
Knob Goblin scimitar 50
Knob Goblin seltzer 214
Knob Goblin steroids 65
Knob Goblin superseltzer 105
Knob Goblin tongs 12
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 48
Knob mushroom 6
knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll mushroom 10
Knoll shroomkabob 2
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 33
kumquat 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 11
lava cake 198
lavender candy heart 5,935
law-abiding citizen cane 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 1
LCD game: Food Eater 1
LCD game: Garbage River 1
lead collar 1
LED candle 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon popsicle 1
less-than-three-shaped box 3
Let Me Be! 1
letterman's jacket 2
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
li'l candy corn costume 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 21
line 75
liquid SONAR 2
little black book 1
little paper umbrella 2
little round pebble 1
llama lama gong 1
loadstone 2
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
Lolsipop 45
long pork 2
long pork chop sandwiches 445
long-stemmed rose 13
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
lost key 9
lucky cat's paw 400
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 64
lucky-ish pill 2
lump of diamond 18
lunar isotope 5
LWA ring 1
lynyrd musk 2
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd snare 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
M-242 75
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magic whistle 3
magical ice cube with a fly in it 367
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magical mystery juice 1
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 23
magical pony: Pearjack 1
magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 1
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magical pony: Uniquity 1
magilaser blastercannon 1
magnetic field 1
magnolia blossom 1
mana curds 3
map to a candy-rich block 24
margarita 379
marionette 1
Mark of the Bugbear 3
Mark of the Ghost 4
Mark of the Skeleton 3
Mark of the Vampire 4
Mark of the Werewolf 3
Mark of the Zombie 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
marshmallow 880
martini 401
marzipan skull 41
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
meat vortex 2,000
Meat-inflating powder 2
meatball 1
meatsmithing guide 1
Meleegra™ pills 67
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin paste 3
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mercenary rifle 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
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metal meteoroid 1
meteorb 1
meteorite guard 1
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meteorthopedic shoes 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 166,951
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 3
midriff scrubs 2
Milk Studs 614
milky potion 63
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
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miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Mint Yulep 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 3
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Misty Cloak 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 2
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monomolecular yo-yo 4
Monstar energy beverage 46
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moomy dust 1,355
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moose antlers 1
moose thought 7
mooseflank 26
Mornington crescent roll 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 11
mother's little helper 55
Mountain Stream soda 124
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Mr. Accessaturday 3
Mr. Balloon 3
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 92
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 6
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mugcake 1
mulled hobo wine 6
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munchies pill 3
murderbot mask 1
Murgatroyd diode 1
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musk turtle 1
mylar scout drone 1
Mysterious Black Box 176
Mysterious Blue Box 169
Mysterious Green Box 183
mysterious present 20
Mysterious Red Box 173
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nachos of the night 192
Nardz energy beverage 1
natto-infused sake 2
ND 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
negative lump 1,224
neverending wallet chain 1
New Age healing crystal 7
New Zealand iced tea 4
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 20
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 57
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
noticeable pumps 2
Now and Earlier 3
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 1
O'RLY manual 44
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 2
occult jelly donut 4
ocean motion 18
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Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
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oil slacks 1
oily boid 2
oily mushroom wine 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 4
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 43
old bronzer 1
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive lo mein 4
one pill 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
opium grenade 175
orange candy heart 7,839
orange glowstick 1
orange peel hat 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 5
Orcish baseball cap 2
Orcish cargo shorts 5
Orcish frat-paddle 2
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Oscus's garbage can lid 2
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Pain Dip 4
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party beer bomb 3
party hat 9
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PB&J with the crusts cut off 2
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pec oil 1
PEEZ dispenser 640
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pentagram bandana 3
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
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perfect dark and stormy 904
perfect mimosa 361
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perfume-soaked bandana 6
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personal graffiti kit 74
personalized birthday cake 2
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 360
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 377
petrified noodles 4
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phat turquoise bead 3
philosopher's scone 30
phonics down 56
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pickled bread 8
pie man was not meant to eat 27
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pile of useless robot parts 17
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pink clay bead 10
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pink pony 7
pink slime 1
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pirate encryption key alpha 2
pirate encryption key bravo 2
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pixel shield 1
pixel star 638
pixellated candy heart 1
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plain candy cane 2
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plastic guitar 2
PlexiPips 3
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plush dogcat 3
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plush hamsterpus 3
plush mutated alielephant 3
plush mutated alielf 3
pocket theremin 3
pocket wish 2
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pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
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pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
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pool torpedo 28
poppy 420
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porquoise-handled sixgun 1
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pretty flower 195
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
Professor What T-Shirt 1
Protects-Your-Junk 1
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psychic's pslacks 169
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Purple Beast energy drink 4
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pygmy briefs 3
pygmy nose-bone 3
pygmy phone number 7
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Quiets-Your-Steps 1
Racisto Ruidoso 1
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Raggedy Hippy doll 16
ram stick 10
Ram's Face Lager 1
raspberry 1
rattler gland 2
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 154
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really thick spine 4
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 20
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red button 14
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red drunki-bear 11
red foxglove 1
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red shirt 2
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Red X Shield 1
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Redeye™ Eyedrops 3
reflection of a map 81
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ribbon candy 2
rickety old unicycle 2
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 8
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ring of aggravate monster 25
ring of cold resistance 1
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ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 2
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robot grease 58
Rock Pops 85
rockin' wagon 13
rocky raccoon 86
rodeo whiskey 20
roll in the hay 35
roll of Hob-Os 195
rose 27
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rotting beefsteak 1
round purple sunglasses 12
rubber baby doll 1
rubber doll body 1
rubber doll head 3
rubber emo roe 465
rubber nubbin 2
rubber ribcage 4
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 23
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 24
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 11
rum and cola 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny fermented egg 3
runproof mascara 4
rusty grave robbing shovel 20
rusty hedge trimmers 1
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s'more 183
Sacramento wine 47
saffron antaravasaka 1
SalesCo sample kit 1
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salt plum 73
salt wages 1
salted mutton 6
samurai turtle 4
sand dollar 1,264
sangria 284
Sangria de Menthe 1
sangria del diablo 1
Sasq™ watch 1
Saturday Night Special 2
Science Notebook 2
screwdriver 378
scroll of drastic healing 1,308
scrumptious reagent 91
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sea broccoli 4
sea carrot 14
sea cauliflower 2
sea cucumber 7
sea honeydew 2
sea lace 428
sea lychee 2
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sea salt scrubs 2
sea tangelo 87
sea-worn candlestick 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 87
Senior Mints 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
serpentine sword 1
severed rocking horse head 1
sewer wad 1
sewing kit 3
shard of double-ice 1,067
shark cartilage 458
shark jumper 1
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sheet cake 7
shingle 9
shining star cap 1
shiny stones 6
Shivering Chèvre 30
shooting morning star 1
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 212
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short writ of habeas corpus 2
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shot of tomato schnapps 1
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 1
shuddersword 1
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silver shrimp fork 2
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skeleton 7
skeleton key 43
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slap and tickle 107
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sleazy bindle 1
sleazy hi mein 1
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slimy alveolus 4
slimy fermented bile bladder 9
slimy sweetbreads 9
slingshot 83
slip 'n' slide 108
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slug of shochu 388
slug of vodka 388
smirking shrunken head 1
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SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
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snow fort 1
Snow Queen Crown 4
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sock monkey 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 816
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soggy seed packet 203
soggy used band-aid 133
solid shifting time weirdness 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
space beast fur 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
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spaghetti breakfast 2,387
spaghetti cult mask 2
spaghetti cult rosary 2
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sparkler 85
special clip: boneburners 116
special clip: graveburpers 114
special clip: splatterers 132
special clip: squelchers 214
special clip: tracers 199
special clip: wailers 202
specialty ammo bandolier 424
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spectre scepter 1
SPF 451 lip balm 2
sphygmomanometer 1
spice melange 2
spices 827
spicy bean burrito 12
spicy enchanted bean burrito 16
spicy jumping bean burrito 18
spider web 417
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
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spiritual eggnog 2
spiritual fruitcake 2
spiritual gingerbread 2
splendid martini 19
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 7
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 2,013
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spooky shrunken head 5
spooky sound effects record 2
Spooky Surprise Egg 107
spooky wad 7
spray paint 244
square sponge pants 2
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Frozen Lard 2
Staff of Holiday Sensations 2
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
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Staff of the Deepest Freeze 2
Staff of the Electric Range 3
Staff of the Grand Flambé 3
Staff of the Grease Trap 2
Staff of the Greasefire 2
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 3
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 2
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 2
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 2
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 2
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stale cheer wine 17
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
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star buckler 1
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star shirt 1
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Steal This Candy 5
steamed oyster 6
stench clusterbomb 1
stench jelly 47
stench powder 1
Stephen's secret formula 10
sterno-flavored Hob-O 16
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stick-on gnome beard 5
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stinkin' bindle 4
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strawberry daiquiri 413
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stuffed angry cow 11
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stuffed can of asparagus 1
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stuffed cocoabo 86
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stuffed dodecapede 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 81
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stuffed gray blob 3
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stuffed Hodgman 3
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stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 92
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stuffed Meat 132
stuffed mind flayer 106
stuffed mink 112
stuffed monocle 120
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stuffed porpoise 1
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stuffed teddy butler 104
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stylish swimsuit 48
Sugar Cog 3
sugar shard 27
sugar shield 19
sugar-coated pine cone 3
suggestive strozzapreti 1
Summer Nights 2
sunken chest 2
suntan lotion of moxiousness 5
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Supernova Champagne 8
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surgical mask 1
surgical tape 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swedish massage fish 7
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet roll Alabama 4
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Swizzler 533
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
swordzall 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
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synthetic stuffing 4
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 426
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 609
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 162
Take Eleven Bar 6
Tales from the Fireside 2
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 24
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 64
tattered scrap of paper 81
temperance whiskey 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 140
tempura air 6
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tequila with training wheels 5
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The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Emperor's new hat 4
The Emperor's new pants 3
The Emperor's new shirt 4
the funk 9
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 4
The Lost Comb 4
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 3
The Lot's engagement ring 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thick walrus blubber 9
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Third Base 3
third-hand nunchaku 1
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Thriller Ice 1
throwing candy 1
Thunkula's drinking cap 1
ticksilver ring 1
Tiger-lily's milk 88
Tiki lighter 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 1
Time Cloak 1
time helmet 1
Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
time residue 452
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time trousers 1
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tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
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tiny house 123
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tiny plastic barrrnacle 24
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tiny plastic Beelzebozo 20
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tiny plastic blooper 36
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tiny plastic Cafe 1
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tiny plastic demoninja 18
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tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
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tiny plastic drunk goat 36
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Felonia 18
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 25
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 44
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 33
tiny plastic food lab 1
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tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
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tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 26
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 3
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 35
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 31
tiny plastic goth giant 32
tiny plastic grue 23
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 25
tiny plastic Hellion 41
tiny plastic hermit 2
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 22
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 29
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 23
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 23
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 22
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 27
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 30
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tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 25
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tiny plastic levitating potato 23
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 37
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tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
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tiny plastic primary lab 1
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tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 23
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 38
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tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 34
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
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tiny plastic Spam Witch 22
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tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 16
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tiny plastic Spunky Princess 29
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tiny plastic taco cat 21
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
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tiny plastic The Man 29
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 36
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 35
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
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titanium assault umbrella 24
toast 3
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tofu stir-fry 1,094
tofurkey gravy 11
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Trainbot autoassembly module 2
Trainbot slag 8
transparent nog 5
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Travels with Jerry 1
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Trivial Avocations Card: What? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 2
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 3
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Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 1
tropical orchid 1,185
tube of dread wax 3
Tuesday's ruby 7
turkey blaster 15
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Twelve Night Energy 1
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vodka martini 398
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vorpal blade 18
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warbear whosit 690
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wriggling worm 297
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zmobie 115
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