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Display Case for Chelonia (#329299)

This player is ranked #904 for Most Total Items with a total of 161,930 items.
This player is ranked #197 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,554 items.

This player is a member of the clan SiSSYFiGHTERS.

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Chelonia (#329299)

This player has 3,554 unique items and 161,930 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	2,438
	"KICK ME" sign	152
	"meat" stick	2
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	29
	Überraschthexengebräu	15
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1-ball	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	1
	20-lb can of rice and beans	77
	3-ball	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	166
	4-ball	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	22
	5-ball	1
	6-ball	1
	7-ball	1
	8-ball	31
	8-billed baseball cap	3
	8-bit banana	24
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	a cute angel	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	abandoned candy	1
	absentee voter ballot	10
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	acceptable mayolus	4
	accidental cider	19
	accord ion	3
	accordionoid rocca	6
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	actual reality goggles	190
	actual tapas	3
	adobe abacus	1
	adobe abaya	1
	adobe adze	1
	adobe arsecover	1
	adobe ascot	1
	adobe ayam	1
	Adventurer bobblehead	6
	adventurer clone egg	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	aerogel accordion	3
	aerogel akubra	2
	aerogel anvil	2
	aerogel apron	3
	aerogel ascot	3
	aerogel attache case	2
	Affirmation Cookie	56
	Aggressive Carrot	4
	airblaster gun	89
	alabaster king	1
	alabaster queen	1
	Aldebaran sardines	37
	Alewife™ Ale	12
	alien animal goo	63
	alien drugs	2
	alien meat	50
	alien plant goo	76
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	420
	alphabet gum	27
	ammonite candy mold	5
	ammonite fossil	8
	amok pudding	11
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	4
	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
	ancient frozen dinner	24
	ancient meat	1
	ancient medicinal herbs	5
	ancient pills	2
	Ancient Protector Soda	28
	ancient protein powder	10
	Ancient Saucehelm	5
	ancient spice	24
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
	anemone sauce	1
	anemoney clip	1
	Angry Farmer candy	191
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	28
	angst burger	2
	animal part cracker	7
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	ant sickle	1
	anticheese	59
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique beer	1
	antique Canadian lantern	2
	antique helmet	2
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	1
	antique nutcracker cape	1
	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker figurine	1
	antique nutcracker hat	1
	antique nutcracker pants	1
	antique nutcracker sword	1
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
	antique packet of ketchup	37
	antique painting of a landscape	2
	antique souvenir drawing	2
	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	arcanoferric housing	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	around the world	1
	Arr, M80	6
	Arrow (+1)	3
	arrowgram	3
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	16
	artisanal limoncello	13
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	2
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos stick	24
	asbestos sword hilt	3
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
	asparagus knife	10
	aspirin	1
	assassin's cheese knife	1
	astral mushroom	6
	astronaut pants	3
	Atomic Pop	2
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attorney's badge	28
	augmented-reality shades	1
	automa-bot parts	158
	automatic wine thief	1
	autumn-spice donut	2
	AutumnFest ale	2
	awful poetry journal	1
	Azurite	6
	bätzle	3
	baby cuddlefish	4
	baby killer bee	6
	baby rigging snake	1
	backwoods screwdriver	186
	BACON	1
	bacon bath ball	2
	baconstone	1
	bad vibroknife	2
	badass belt	612
	bag of Cheat-Os	10
	bag of foreign bribes	4
	bag of GORF	22
	bag of GORP	35
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1,459
	bag of park garbage	1
	bag of pygmy blood	4
	bag of W&Ws	104
	baggie of powdered sugar	38
	Baja sopapilla	1
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	bakelite-covered bacon	3
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	3
	balanced antler	1
	ball	14
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	25
	balloon monkey	6
	ballpark hot daub	8
	ballroom blintz	48
	baloney rotgut	18
	banana	42
	banana candle	259
	banana cream pie	2
	banana peel	202
	banana split	2
	banana spritzer	2
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	5
	bananagate	12
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo strings	1
	baobab sap	2
	bar of freeze-dried water	3
	bar skin	1
	bark rootbeer	4
	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
	barnacled barrel	439
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	6
	barrel cracker	31
	barrel pickle	22
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	28
	barrrnacle	9
	bartender-in-the-box	13
	Barulio's bottle	5
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	31
	basic martini	60
	basic meat fez	1
	bastard baster	2
	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	50
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	221
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	23
	bat guano	2
	bat haggis	1
	bat wing	2
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
	batgut	52
	bath ball gift set	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	bauxite beret	118
	bauxite bow-tie	39
	bauxite boxers	29
	bazookafish bubble gum	112
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	2
	beach glass necklace	4
	bean burrito	9
	beanbag chair	1
	bear claw	8
	beautiful rainbow	5
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver punch (cherry)	1
	beaver punch (papaya)	1
	beaver punch (peach)	1
	beaver spear	3
	beavermouth	1
	bed of coals	10
	beer cartilage	1
	beer lens	1
	beertini	7
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	beholed bedsheet	2
	bejeweled cufflinks	7
	belemnite candy mold	3
	belemnite fossil	3
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	bellhop's hat	3
	berries of suffering	17
	Bettie page	20
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	12
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	9
	BGE temporary tattoo	2
	BGE tiny plastic toy	13
	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
	Bicycle	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big hot pepper	143
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	56
	big tun	1,145
	bilge wine	2
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	2
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	birdybug antenna	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	55
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	37
	bit of clingfilm	3
	bit-o-cactus	171
	BitterSweetTarts	42
	BittyCar HotCar	2
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	2
	Bjorn's Hammer	9
	black & tan	34
	black and white cracker	2
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black brandy	1
	black Crimbo ball	2
	black forest cake	21
	black forest ham	29
	black label	1
	black magic powder	5
	black mana	32
	black pepper	19
	black pixel	1
	black pudding	31
	black slime glob	8
	black snake skin	23
	black-and-blue light	397
	blackberry	201
	blackberry polite	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	30
	blammer	2
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	4
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	2
	blind-packed capsule toy	6
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	50
	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
	blob of acid	5
	blob of Alphredo™	5
	blob of wood glue	54
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	17
	blood flower	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	4
	bloody mary	2
	blue class ring	21
	blue mana	1
	blue money bag	8
	blue pixel	1
	blue plasma ball	114
	blue plastic baby	2
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	37
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
	blunt icepick	2
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boiling broth	213
	bolder boulder	14
	bone chips	15
	bone flute	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	105
	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
	Boosty Juice	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	28
	booze bindle	137
	booze drive button	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	16
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's bread	2
	Boris's key lime pie	6
	borrowed time	96
	Boss Bat britches	1
	Boss Drops	3
	bottle of alcohol	70
	bottle of Amontillado	8
	bottle of black cat tonic	11
	bottle of Blank-Out	2
	bottle of bubbles	3
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2
	bottle of cooking sherry	60
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	11
	bottle of Evermore	21
	bottle of fruity "wine"	2
	bottle of gin	3
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	36
	bottle of laundry sherry	5
	bottle of limeade	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	7
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of popskull	69
	bottle of rum	10
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of tequila	17
	bottle of vodka	10
	bottle of whiskey	5
	bottle opener belt buckle	268
	bottlecap turtle	3
	bottled day	2
	boulder	13
	Boulevardier cocktail	1
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl full of jelly	47
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	194
	bowl of lucky charms	7
	bowl of marinade	52
	bowl of mernudo	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	37
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	Bowlet	1
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	3
	box of sunshine	9
	box turtle	1
	boxcar turtle	47
	boxed gumball machine	4
	boxed wine	8
	Boxing Day Pass	3
	brain preservation fluid	6
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	38
	brains casserole	8
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	bread line	6
	bread man	4
	bread mold	1
	bread pie	1
	breadchucks	91
	breadwand	2
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	9
	breath mint	2,210
	brick	2
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	801
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,379
	BRICKO hat	3
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	12
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO turtle	10
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	155
	Bright Water	1
	brilliant oyster egg	4
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
	broken carburetor	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	2
	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
	bronze	2
	BROS Energy Drink	44
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	3
	brown pirate pants	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	6
	brown sugar cane	27
	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
	BUBBLE GUM	6
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap ore	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	2
	bubblin' crude	644
	bubbly potion	31
	bucket of ancient Vampyre blood	3
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	4
	buckyball	1
	Buddy Bjorn	1
	buffalo dime	1
	bug juice	13
	bugbear bungguard	15
	bugbear purification pill	10
	Bugbearclaw Donut	34
	Bulky Buddy Box	19
	bulky free-range mushroom	9
	bull blubber	9
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bunny liver	175
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	7
	BURT	174
	Bustle Hustler	24
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Knob	6
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cabooze	6
	cactus fruit	46
	Camp Scout pup tent	534
	can of Adultwitch™	10
	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Minions-Be-Gone	5
	can of mixed everything	2
	can of Red Minotaur	20
	can of the cheapest beer	4
	can of V-11	1
	can opener	1
	can-can-in-a-can	3
	Candicaine	16
	candied almond	12
	candied bolts	5
	candied kobold	21
	candied lime	1
	candied nuts	6
	Candy Alexander	2
	candy brain	16
	candy cane	139
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cigarette	50
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	3
	candy kneecapping stick	4
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	8
	candy skeleton	12
	candy stake	25
	candy UFOs	5
	cannonbomb	1
	canopic jar	17
	canteen of eggnog	1
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	145
	capacitor relay	1
	Caramel	1
	carbonated soy milk	1
	cardboard box turtle	4
	cardboard ore	1
	carnivorous potted plant	1
	carob brownies	2
	carob chunk cookies	11
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	2
	Carol of the Bulls	1
	Carol of the Hells	1
	Carol of the Thrills	1
	Carpathian longsword	6
	carrot cake	3
	carrot cake precipice bar	64
	carrot claret	3
	carrot juice	37
	carrot nose	1
	carton of rotten eggs	143
	cartoon harpoon	1
	cashew	17
	cat appendix	2
	catgut	4
	catgut taco	1
	catsup	2
	celestial au jus	5
	celestial olive oil	5
	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
	cement sandals	4
	centipede eggs	95
	centurion helmet	1
	ceramic celery grater	1
	ceramic celsiturometer	1
	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
	ceramic centurion shield	1
	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
	ceramic cestus	1
	chakra malt	1
	chakra sludge	3
	chakra-mental wine	1
	chalk chain	1
	chalk chalice	1
	chalk chapeau	1
	chalk chinos	1
	chalk chlamys	1
	chalk choker	2
	chaos popcorn	1
	charisma potion	37
	Charleston Choo-Choo	63
	Charter: Nellyville	2
	cheap Chinese beer	6
	cheap elven gloves	2
	cheap plastic blowgun	7
	cheap studded belt	357
	cheap sunglasses	134
	Ched	3
	cheer extractor	1
	cheer-o-gram	2
	Cheer-Up soda	103
	cheerful antler hat	2
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
	cheerful pajama pants	2
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	cheezburger	1
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
	chef's hat	3
	cherry pie	26
	chest of "pirate gold"	2
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	chewable paper	358
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
	chicle de salchicha	37
	chiffon chakram	1
	chiffon chamberpot	1
	chiffon chapeau	1
	chiffon chaps	1
	chiffon chemise	1
	chiffon chevrons	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	128
	chitinous pod	1
	choco-Crimbot	5
	Choco-Mint patty	40
	chocolate "Phoenix"	10
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	75
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4
	chocolate pasta spoon	9
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate Spider Queen	8
	chocolate turtle totem	2
	chocolate-covered caviar	15
	chocolate-covered loofah	8
	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
	chocomotive	6
	chocotini	5
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	chorizo taco	4
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome ore	52
	Chroner	1
	Chroner cross	1
	Chubby and Plump bar	343
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	cigar box turtle	2
	cinnamon machine oil	133
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circle drum	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
	Clara's bell	2
	clay peace-sign bead	5
	Claybender glasses	17
	clear Russian	3
	Cloaca Cola Polar	3
	Cloaca-Cola	5
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	6
	cloning kit	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	2
	clumsiness bark	198
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	35
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
	cocktail napkin	2
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
	cocoa chondrule	17
	cocoa egg	19
	cocoa eggshell fragment	234
	cod cape	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
	cog	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	6
	Cold Hots candy	17
	cold seal sweat	21
	cold-filtered water	65
	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colossal free-range mushroom	2
	Comet Pop	15
	comfy coffin	3
	communal gobstopper	1
	communications windchimes	2
	complex mushroom wine	1
	compounded experience	3
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cooking	1
	concentrated fish broth	2
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concoction of clumsiness	67
	confusing LED clock	1
	congratulatory cake	1
	conjured ice cream	5
	control crystal	1
	cookie cookie	2
	cool cat elixir	36
	cool mint precipice bar	75
	cool mushroom casserole	5
	cool whip	8
	cop dollar	2
	coping juice	1
	corncob pipe	13
	corned beet	1
	cornucopia	1
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	corpsebite	6
	Cosmic Calorie	13
	cottage	22
	cotton candy bale	2
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	2
	cotton candy pillow	2
	cotton candy pinch	2
	cotton candy plug	3
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cozy scarf	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
	cranberries	2
	cranberry cordial	46
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	3
	crappy brain	44
	crate of firebombs	39
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	9
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	4
	cream pie	23
	cream stout	1
	creamsicle	1
	creepy ginger ale	10
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	3
	CRIMBCO scrip	10
	CRIMBCO wine	7
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
	Crimbeau de toilette	5
	Crimbo candied pecan	16
	Crimbo candle	8
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Credit	1
	Crimbo crystal shards	1
	Crimbo dinner	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	27
	Crimbo food scraps	15
	Crimbo fudge	13
	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	15
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	7
	Crimbo sapling	1
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo stockings	1
	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	23
	Crimbo training manual	2
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	4
	Crimbolex watch	2
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	16
	Crimbosmopolitan	1
	Crimbot battery	4
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	35
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	13
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	15
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	8
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	13
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	15
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	27
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	46
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	9
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	24
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	9
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	33
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	9
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	38
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
	Crimbow Rainbo	1
	Crimboween memo	4
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	10
	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	23
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	18
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	87
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	2
	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	7
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	24
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
	Crimbuck	20
	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	64
	Crown of Thrones	1
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	35
	crude voodoo doll	16
	cruelty-free wine	8
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crusty hula hoop	3
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystalline cheer	4
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA discount card	89
	CSA fire-starting kit	336
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	43
	cube of ectoplasm	3
	cubic zirconia	4
	cup of infinite pencils	15
	cup of lukewarm tea	10
	cup of primitive beer	1
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	2
	cursed black pearl onion	5
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	8
	cursed bottle of rum	10
	cursed chocolate doubloon	17
	cursed piece of thirteen	6
	Cursed Punch	3
	cursed sea biscuit	4
	custard pie	4
	cute meteoroid	12
	cyan seashell	89
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	13
	cylindrical mold	10
	Dad's brandy	6
	daddy shortlegs leg	1
	Daffy Taffy	52
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
	dance card	15
	dangerous jerkcicle	6
	dark potion	14
	daub-breaker	11
	day shortener	1
	day-old beer	47
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated nanobots	1
	dead meat bun	8
	deadfall branch	12
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	decaying goldfish liver	2
	decaying wooden oar	3
	decent brain	1
	decomposed boot	80
	decorative fountain	3
	dehydrated caviar	82
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious candy	13
	delicious comfit?	3
	delicious noodles	2
	delicious salad	22
	delicious star salad	2
	delicious swamp muck	76
	deluxe fax machine	2
	deluxe Neverending Party favor	1
	demon skin	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic cow's blood	1
	demonskin jacket	2
	denim jacket	49
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	4
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	desiccated apricot	56
	designer handbag	23
	detective tattoo	2
	dew yoana lei	17
	dew yoana salacious lei	3
	diamond necklace	1
	diamond-studded cane	3
	dice belt buckle	1
	dice ring	1
	dice sunglasses	1
	dice-print do-rag	1
	dice-print pajama pants	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	17
	dieting pill	1
	digital key lime pie	38
	digital underground potion	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dire fudgesicle	55
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	disassembled clover	1,104
	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
	disco ball	1
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	17
	Disgeist	1
	Dish of Clarified Butter	8
	dishrag	10
	disintegrating barrel	1,515
	disintegrating quill pen	1
	disintegrating sheet music	14
	displaced fish	145
	distention pill	1
	disturbing fanfic	47
	divine blowout	1,000
	divine champagne popper	51
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	6
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3
	doll house	4
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	3
	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
	dolphin whistle	1
	donated booze	8
	donated candy	3
	donated food	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	drab sonata	1
	Drac & Tan	16
	dragon snaps	18
	dragonfish caviar	1
	dread tarragon	1
	dreadful roast	2
	dreadlock whip	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	34
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	23
	dried face	2
	drink chit	1
	drive-thru burger	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	40
	dropped scrap of paper	2
	Drowsy Sword	1
	drum machine	2
	drum of tommy ammo	406
	dry cleaning receipt	20
	dry noodles	23
	dubious peppermint	15
	duck-on-a-string	2
	duct tape	1
	dueling turtle	9
	DUFRESNE Suds	103
	dull fish scale	1
	dungeoneering kit	3
	Duskwalker fangs	27
	Dust bunny	1
	dusty barrel	1,169
	dusty bottle of Marsala	3
	dusty bottle of Merlot	12
	dusty bottle of Muscat	5
	dusty bottle of Port	7
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dwarvish magazine	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
	eagle's milk	10
	eau de mort	2
	eaves droppers	1
	ectoplasm au jus	4
	edible alien plant bit	113
	Effermint™ tablets	139
	effervescent potion	30
	effluvious emerald	8
	eggbeater	2
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	8
	eggwater	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	4
	elderly jawbreaker	10
	eldritch alignment spray	27
	eldritch dough	44
	eldritch effluvium	1
	eldritch mushroom	6
	Eldritch snap	2
	electric copperhead potion	10
	electric pants	1
	electric snakebite	2
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elephant stinger	2
	eleven-foot pole	6
	elf army field rations	24
	Elf Army machine parts	118
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elf Guard broom	1
	Elf Guard clipboard	1
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
	Elf Guard honor present	1
	Elf Guard hotpants	26
	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	8
	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
	Elf Guard MPC	28
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
	Elf Guard patrol cap	20
	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
	Elf Guard safety bear	1
	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
	Elf Guard strategic map	1
	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	152
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	121
	elven suicide capsule	1
	elven tambourine	1
	elven whittling knife	2
	Elvish delight	16
	Elvish sunglasses	1
	Elvish underarmor	1
	empty blowgun	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	16
	enchanted bean burrito	30
	enchanted muesli	14
	energy drink IV	15
	enormous belt buckle	1
	equal sign	1
	ert grey goo ring	6
	escargotsicle	7
	evil golden arches	2
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	3
	executive mime flask	1
	exotic jungle fruit	3
	exotic orchid	1
	expensive camera	1,358
	expired MRE	2
	exploding hacky-sack	366
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	22
	extra-strength goo	11
	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	39
	extremely wet T-shirt	2
	Eye Agate	22
	Eye and a Twist	1
	eyepatch	12
	fabric hardener	200
	facehugging alien	3
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy-worn boots	1
	fake cocktail	13
	fake plastic grass	4
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	11
	fancy chocolate	4
	fancy chocolate car	14
	fancy chocolate sculpture	11
	fancy dress ball	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	4
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	119
	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	118
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	122
	FDKOL commendation	2
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	felt	2
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	18
	fermenting powder	34
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive egg sac	1
	festive holiday hat	31
	festive sausage	12
	festive warbear bank	1
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	1
	fiberglass fannypack	1
	fiberglass fedora	1
	fiberglass fetish	1
	fiberglass fingerguard	1
	fiberglass foil	2
	fiberglass frock	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	200
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	2
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	11
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	46
	filth-encrusted futon	3
	filthy child leash	457
	filthy corduroys	24
	filthy knitted dread sack	22
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	39
	finger exerciser	105
	Finnish Fish	23
	fire	5
	fire crackers	27
	fire-roasted lake trout	4
	fireman's lunch	7
	Firewater	4
	First Post shirt - Cir Senam	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	100
	fishelada	29
	fishy fish	3
	fishy pipe	1
	fishy wand	1
	fist turkey outline	1
	fistful of ashes	15
	fitness wristband	1
	fizzy potion	32
	flagstone fez	1
	flagstone flag	1
	flagstone flail	1
	flagstone fleece	1
	flagstone flip-flops	1
	flagstone fringe	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	31
	flaming crutch	22
	flaming glowsticks	18
	flan del mar	1
	Flan in the Moon	10
	flask of egggrog	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	2
	flask of mining oil	91
	flask of rainwater	8
	flask of tainted mining oil	1
	flavored foot massage oil	399
	flavorless gruel	13
	fleetwood macaroni	1
	fleshy putty	1
	flickering pixel	1
	floaty stone sphere	1
	flour cookie	5
	flower petal pie	18
	flowing hippy skirt	6
	fluid of fudge-finding	15
	flute of flat champagne	31
	flypaper staff	3
	foam dart	168
	Fog Murderer	14
	foie gras	8
	Folder Holder	1
	food drive button	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	9
	fortune cookie	6
	fossilized baboon skull	3
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	2
	fossilized limb	19
	fossilized serpent skull	2
	fossilized spike	18
	fossilized spine	3
	fossilized torso	20
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	4
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	36
	frat brats	4
	frayed rope belt	1
	free boots	1
	free-range mushroom	74
	freezin' bindle	3
	freightcake	11
	fricasseed brains	66
	fried air	1
	friendly cheez blob	1
	frigid air mattress	4
	frigid fudgepuck	2
	frigid mote	1
	Frogade	35
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	42
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	7
	frozen Mob Penguin	2
	frozen tofu pop	37
	frozen turtle shell	43
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bat	1
	fruit bowl	3
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
	fruitcake	15
	fruitfilm	29
	fruity girl swill	8
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	41
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	8
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	95
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	3
	Fudgie Roll	4
	fumble formula	10
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	6
	furry green turtle	1
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy dice	14
	fuzzy earmuffs	1
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	gabardine gaiters	1
	gabardine garibaldi	1
	gabardine garland	1
	gabardine girdle	2
	gabardine gloves	1
	gabardine gunnysack	1
	gallon of milk	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
	gamer slurry	2
	gamma nog	1
	garbage juice slurpee	670
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	54
	garish pinky ring	20
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gator skin	1
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze hammock	1
	Gazelleton	1
	gearbox necklace	77
	Genalen™ Bottle	10
	Gene Tonic: Beast	40
	Gene Tonic: Dude	36
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
	Gene Tonic: Hippy	17
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	4
	Gene Tonic: Horror	2
	Gene Tonic: Insect	16
	Gene Tonic: Orc	22
	Gene Tonic: Plant	4
	Gene Tonic: Slime	16
	Gene Tonic: Undead	18
	Gene Tonic: Weird	15
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	genie's scimitar	22
	genie's turbane	24
	ghost cucumber	2
	ghost key	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghost toga	14
	ghuol ears	23
	ghuol egg	127
	ghuol guolash	42
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant breath mint	3
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	17
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant designer sunglasses	27
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	14
	giant free-range mushroom	17
	giant grain of protein powder	21
	giant green gummi bear	4
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	10
	giant heirloom grape tomato	89
	giant jar of protein powder	3
	giant needle	2
	giant penguin keychain	46
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	giant yellow hat	2
	gift card	4
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded lily	1
	gilded trumpet	1
	ginger snaps	74
	gingerbeard	2
	gingerbread bugbear	118
	gingerbread cigarette	5
	gingerbread hoodie	15
	gingerbread horror	13
	gingerbread house	2
	gingerbread mask	5
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
	gingerbread nylons	12
	gingerbread pirate	1
	gingerbread robot	4
	gingerbread smartphone	1
	gingerbread wine	13
	ginormous pumpkin	2
	ginseng	2
	giraffe-necked turtle	2
	gladiator tunica	4
	Glamare	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass of gnat milk	25
	glass of goat's milk	28
	glass of warm milk	19
	glass of warm water	2
	glimmering great tit feather	10
	glistening oyster egg	2
	Glo-Pop	35
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of cream cheese	9
	glob of salty molasses	28
	glob of spoiled mayo	47
	glob of undifferentiated tissue	203
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing frisbee	1
	glowing fungus	4
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnatloaf	2
	gnauga hide	51
	gnawed-up dog bone	1
	gnoll lips	13
	gnoll teeth	18
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	1
	goat	11
	goat cheese	64
	goat cheese pizza	2
	goat cheese taco	2
	goblin hunting spear	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	34
	gold crown	1
	gold tooth	1
	golden fleece	10
	golden ring	1
	golden twig	1
	goo magnet	1
	Good 'n' Quiet	28
	good brain	2
	Goodfella contract	1
	googly eye	12
	gooified animal matter	5
	gooified mineral matter	5
	gooified vegetable matter	4
	Gorillape	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	gourmet gourami oil	81
	government booze shipment	1
	government candy shipment	1
	government food shipment	1
	government per-diem	72
	government requisition form	85
	government-issued candy	22
	gr8ps	3
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	22
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	1
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	Grasshopper	5
	gray bow tie	1
	Great Older Fashioned	5
	Greatest American Pants	1
	green and red bean	868
	green beer	23
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	63
	green drunki-bear	22
	green face paint	1
	green gummi ingot	1
	Green Manalishi	160
	green pixel	50
	green pixel potion	1
	green rock candy	3
	Green Velvet	3
	green-iced sweet roll	7
	gremlin juice	78
	grilled mooseflank	1
	grinning turtle	2
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grog	12
	grog nuts	1
	groggipop	1
	grogpagne	25
	Groll doll	158
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grue egg	1
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
	guard turtle collar	19
	guard turtle shell	40
	guilty sprout	27
	guitar pick	151
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	10
	gummi fang	3
	gummi salamander	12
	gummi snake	11
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	9
	Gummi-DNA	6
	Gummi-Gnauga	36
	gun parts	1
	gunpowder burrito	19
	gunwale	1
	gunwale whalegun	1
	guy made of bee pollen	6
	gyroscope	2
	haggis socks	232
	haggis-infused soap	296
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	148
	haiku katana	1
	Hairpiece On Fire	9
	half double fruitcake	1
	half-baked potion	16
	half-empty carton of milk	4
	halibut	8
	ham steak	4
	hambrosier	1
	hamethyst	11
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of confetti	38
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of walnuts	42
	handsomeness potion	58
	happiness	1
	hare brush	1
	harem girl t-shirt	13
	haunted bindle	76
	haunted martini	2
	haunted pizza	2
	head mirror	72
	head-mounted Trainbot	1
	headless sparrow	40
	heart necklace	33
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	6
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	35
	heather graham cracker	50
	heavy crown	18
	heavy metal sonata	7
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	6
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
	hedgeturtle	7
	Heimandatz's heart	2
	helmet turtle	12
	hemp candy necklace	1
	henna face paint	61
	herb brownies	9
	herbs	7
	hermedisiac cologne	1
	herringcello	1
	hibernating robot reindeer	1
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-temperature mining mask	8
	hill of beans	1
	hippy bongo	17
	hippy protest button	6
	hipster cocktail	4
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	2
	hobo nickel	9
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	holiday cheese log	9
	holiday log	2
	holistic headache remedy	6
	hollow rock	82
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	home robotics kit	259
	homeopathic mint tea	15
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	8
	honey-dew	19
	honey-dipped locust	112
	honey-drenched ham slice	3
	Hot 'n' Scarys	52
	hot buttered roll	30
	hot button candy	21
	hot date	26
	hot jelly	1
	hot katana blade	92
	hot mint schnocolate	8
	hot watered rum	18
	hot wine	1
	hot wing	141
	hotel minibar key	75
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge bowl of candy	34
	huge Crimbo cookie	10
	huge pumpkin	9
	huge spoon	1
	humble pie	5
	hushed puppy	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	ice cream sandwich	8
	ice porter	68
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	13
	ice-cold fotie	13
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2
	ice-cold six-pack	18
	ice-cold Willer	71
	iced-out bling	23
	icing poncho	1
	iGoogly	14
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	27
	imitation crab crate	42
	imitation crab meat	33
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation White Russian	87
	immense cyborg hand	19
	immense free-range mushroom	10
	Imp Ale	135
	imp unity ring	1
	imported lemon lozenge	1
	imported taffy	107
	incense bath ball	2
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	industrially-crushed ice	1
	infant sandworm	1
	infernal fife	1
	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	1
	ingot turtle	2
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	3
	Inner Strength	3
	Inner Truth	4
	Inner Wisdom	3
	intact anemone spike	1
	invisible bag	4
	ion grid	10
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
	irate sombrero	20
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	6
	iron chain	1
	ironic mint	33
	irradiated candy cane	7
	irradiated turtle	62
	isotophat	1
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jamaican coffee	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	6
	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	7
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	2
	jerky coins	1
	jingle bell	1
	jive turkey leg	2
	Jocko Homo's head	1
	jug of "wine"	5
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	2
	juggling ball	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumping bean burrito	17
	jumping bean taco	1
	jumping horseradish	1
	juniper berries	3
	junk food	2
	Junk-Bond	1
	kamicorpse-ee	11
	Kelflar vest	2
	kelp-holly drape	1
	kelp-holly gun	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	159
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	1
	kilopede skull	1
	Kissin' Cousins	7
	kite	1
	kneecapping stick	8
	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
	Knob Goblin love potion	2
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
	Knob Goblin seltzer	14
	Knob Goblin tongs	3
	knob ka-bobs	4
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
	Knob mushroom	4
	Knob nuts	11
	Knob sausage	2
	Knob shroomkabob	5
	Knob stroganoff	7
	Knob stuffed shells	7
	knobby helmet turtle	37
	Knoll mushroom	3
	Knoll shroomkabob	23
	Knoll stir-fry	2
	knuckle sandwich	7
	kobold kibble	30
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	9
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
	Krampus Horn	1
	Kudzu slaw	20
	kumquartz	3
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	11
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	labrador cookie	3
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	large tankard of ale	17
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	laser-broiled pear	1
	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	57
	lavender candy heart	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	34
	LCD game: Food Eater	22
	LCD game: Garbage River	25
	lead necklace	1
	leather mask	1
	leathery rat skin	193
	LED block	1
	leftover canapés	9
	leftover chocolate bar	18
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers	30
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	49
	leftovers sandwich	26
	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
	lemon	101
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	2
	lemonhead caviar	2
	length of string	1
	Lepardner	1
	Let Me Be!	3
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
	lewd playing card	1
	li'l candy corn costume	10
	li'l unicorn costume	100
	Liam's mail	10
	library card	15
	licorice garrote	8
	licorice root	17
	licorice snake	21
	lihc eye	536
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	5
	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
	limburger biker boots	22
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	3
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum ore	255
	liquid SONAR	1
	little deuce cape	2
	little firkin	1,741
	little paper umbrella	610
	little red book	1
	little red jam	50
	live wire	4
	liver and let pie	2
	liver popsicle	37
	loaded serum blowgun	3
	loaf of alien bread	4
	loaf of soda bread	24
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	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	12
	lollipop stick	7
	Lolsipop	27
	loofah ladle	2
	loofah lavalier	1
	loofah lederhosen	1
	loofah legwarmers	1
	loofah lei	1
	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
	loose teeth	2
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	430
	lost elf luggage	5
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	106
	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	24
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	240
	love song of disturbing obsession	794
	love song of icy revenge	311
	love song of naughty innuendo	689
	love song of smoldering passion	553
	love song of vague ambiguity	747
	Lucky Surprise Egg	47
	lucky-ish pill	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	4,502
	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	2
	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
	lustrous oyster egg	1
	lynyrd skin	12
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	25
	macaroni duck	2
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machine elf capsule	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	5
	Mae West with a fly in it	6
	mafia aria	1
	magenta seashell	87
	magical baguette	2
	magical ice cubes	743
	magical mystery juice	19
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	68
	magical pony: Pearjack	46
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	56
	magical pony: Shutterfly	48
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	49
	magical pony: Uniquity	48
	magical sausage casing	784
	magicberry tablets	715
	magilaser blastercannon	72
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
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	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
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	Mansquito's blood	2
	Manual of Lock Picking	3
	Manual of Secret Door Detection	2
	map to a candy-rich block	8
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	maple syrup	23
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	marble magnet	1
	marble mantle	1
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	marble medallion	1
	marble mignonette bowl	1
	mariachi hat	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	21
	Mark II Steam-Hat	5
	Mark III Steam-Hat	15
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark of the Zombie	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
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	Marquis de Poivre soda	981
	marshmallow	15
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	martini	2
	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
	marzipan skull	641
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	4
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	Maxing, Relaxing	5
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	49
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	meatball machine	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	130
	megatofu	751
	melted Jell-o shot	240
	mentholated wine	1
	menudo	5
	menudo ravioli	17
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	Mer-kin cookiestove	127
	Mer-kin foodbucket	54
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	Mer-kin sneakmask	9
	Mer-kin weaksauce	38
	Mer-kin worktea	4
	mesh cap	69
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	metal meteoroid	764
	metandienone	2
	Meteorite-Ade	73
	meteortarboard	20
	meteorthopedic shoes	139
	Microplushie: Bropane	157
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	75
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	107
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	38
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	124
	Microplushie: Hippylase	211
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	34
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	111
	Microplushie: Otakulone	208
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	104
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	168
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	3
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	military candy cane	1
	military-grade peppermint oil	7
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	171
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	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
	mime army insignia (morale)	1
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
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	mime army superserum	6
	mime army wine	1
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	mime pocket probe	1
	mime soul fragment	7
	mime-proof sunglasses	1
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	miming shirt	3
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	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
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	Miniborg strangler	1
	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
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	missing wine	1
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	Misty Cloak	50
	Misty Robe	50
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
	mocking turtle	3
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	moist Crimbo spices	178
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	mole molé	8
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	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	2
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	moose antlers	18
	mooseflank	1
	moosemeat pie	3
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
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	moss mace	1
	moss mantle	1
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	moss megaphone	1
	moss mitre	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	69
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	7
	motivational poster	3
	mouldering barrel	860
	Mountain Stream soda	7
	Mr. Haggis	133
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	31
	Ms. Accessory	1
	Mu	1
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	mulberry	3
	mulled wine	1
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	mummy wrapping	400
	Murderer's Punch	11
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	mushroom filet	330
	mushroom pizza	14
	mushroom tea	1
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	muskox-skin cap	1
	mutated candy lump	1
	My First Art of War	42
	My First Paycheck envelope	3
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	Mysterious Black Box	24
	Mysterious Blue Box	11
	Mysterious Green Box	25
	Mysterious Red Box	26
	mystery lollipop	23
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	nailswurst	29
	nanite-infested candy cane	21
	nanite-infested eggnog	17
	nanite-infested fruitcake	13
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	16
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	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	11
	natto pocky	5
	natto-infused sake	22
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	neutron lollipop	1
	Neverending Party guest pass	1
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	Nightmare Fuel	97
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	noir fedora	2
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	Now and Earlier	1
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	officer's nog	3
	oil of oiliness	75
	oil shell	12
	oil-filled donut	3
	oily paste	1
	ojo de pez burrito	13
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old bronzer	19
	old candy wrapper	156
	old chum	11
	old love note	98
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	old rosewater cream	98
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	old sweatpants	704
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	olive	1
	one piece of bubble gum	25
	oozenog	2
	open sauce	28
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	orange and black Crimboween candy	3
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	organic potpourri	11
	ornate picture frame	110
	Oscus's pelt	1
	Osk'r Chow	5
	out-of-work circus flea	2
	overcookie	91
	overflowing gift basket	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overloaded Yule battery	2
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	oversized pipe	1
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	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	42
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	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
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	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent leather shoes	14
	pawn cookie	16
	PB&BP	7
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	34
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	pear lozenge	64
	pear supersucker	2
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	Pecos Dave's sixgun	9
	Peek-a-Boo!	1
	PEEZ dispenser	166
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	penguin focaccia bread	3
	penguin thesaurus	1
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	peppermint syrup	9
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	peppermint tailings	1
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	perfectly ordinary frog	1
	perl necklace	2
	perpendicular guano	1
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	pet bad vibe	1
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	petit 4.1	5
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	philosopher's scone	10
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	pickled egg	42
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	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	picture of you	13
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	piece of wedding cake	4
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	pile of candy	58
	pile of dusty animal bones	143
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of Trainbot parts	1
	pillow shell	10
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	pine cone necklace	1
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	ping-pong paddle	1
	pink clay bead	122
	pink slime	3
	piracetam	1
	pirate cream pie	5
	pirate encryption key alpha	1
	pirate encryption key bravo	1
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	pitchfork	1
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	pixel bread	2
	pixel rock	3
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	plain old beer	16
	plain snowcone	75
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	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
	plastic cup of beer	4
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	plastic passion fruit	5
	plastic vampire fangs	1
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	47
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	54
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	43
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	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
	PlexiPips	8
	plum	1
	plum wine	1
	plumber's lunch	9
	plump free-range mushroom	19
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	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
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	pocket lint (white)	1
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	6
	pog #01 (spider)	2
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	2
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	1
	pointy red hat	6
	poison pen	5
	poisonous caviar	9
	poisonsettia	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
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	polyeaster egg	13
	polyester pad	1
	polyester panama hat	1
	polyester parachute	1
	polyester peeler	1
	polyester pettipants	1
	polyester pulsera	1
	poncho de azucar	1
	pool cue	1
	pool shark hair oil	17
	poppy	39
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	porcelain pepper mill	1
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	porcelain plus-fours	1
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	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porkpocket	1
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	portable ping-pong table	1
	portable steam unit	1
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	possessed top	2
	post-holiday sale coupon	26
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	potato sprout	1
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	2
	potted cactus	11
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	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poutine	1
	powdered candy sushi set	2
	powdered donut	110
	powdered madness	1
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	powdered powdered sugar	4
	powdered wig	9
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n taco	5
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	praying Grim Brother	1
	precision snowball	7
	pregnant mushroom	4
	prehistoric spear	1
	Prelude of Precision	1
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	prescription teeth whitener	1
	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
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	primitive alien booze	6
	primitive alien mask	1
	primitive alien salad	3
	primitive candy cane	2
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
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	pristine walrus tusk	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	106
	procrastination potion	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	15
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	projectile chemistry set	9
	protein paste	7
	prototype stimulant	52
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	psychokinetic energy blob	2,359
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	pulsing flesh	1
	pump-up high-tops	5
	punching mirror	2
	punk rock jacket	117
	Purple Beast energy drink	16
	purple clay bead	24
	purple corpsel	10
	purple glowstick	6
	purple pixel pie	10
	pygmy adder oil	560
	pygmy phone number	131
	pygmy witchhazel	248
	quantum of familiar	12
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	2
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	5
	radiation-resistant helmet	5
	radioactive chew toy	1
	raffle prize box	1
	rag doll	1
	raisin	9
	Ram's Face Lager	66
	rat appendix	3
	rat appendix kabob	1
	rat carcass	9
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	2
	ratgut	8
	ratty knitted cap	19
	ravioli della hippy	14
	ravioli hat	1
	razor-sharp can lid	3
	razor-tipped yo-yo	8
	really nice lump of coal	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	8
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	10
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	8
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	15
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	13
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	8
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	13
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	12
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	11
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	9
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	8
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	8
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	8
	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
	recursive spline reticulator	1
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	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic orphan	1
	tiny plastic passenger car	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	2
	tiny plastic Penny	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
	tiny plastic reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic sword	2
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	2
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	2
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	titanium assault umbrella	2
	toast	33
	toast with cold jelly	5
	toast with hot jelly	10
	toast with jam	5
	toast with sleaze jelly	11
	toast with spooky jelly	11
	toast with stench jelly	4
	toasted brie	12
	toe jam	1
	tofu casserole	6
	tofu stir-fry	3
	tofu taco	1
	toggle switch (Bartend)	2
	tomato	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
	tonic o' Banderas	64
	tooth	1
	toothsome rock	3
	top	9
	topeé	1
	topiary skunk	1
	torquoise	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	1
	totally sweet mohawk helmet	3
	tourmalime	17
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	toxic globule	100
	toy crazy train	2
	toy Crimbot mega face	2
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	4
	toy jet pack	2
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	8
	toy ray gun	2
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	3
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	3
	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3
	traditional Crimbo cookie	3
	traffic jam	1
	Trafikoan	2
	train whistle	1
	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
	Trainbot circuitry	2
	Trainbot harness	2
	Trainbot linkages	1
	Trainbot luggage hook	3
	Trainbot optics	1
	Trainbot plating	1
	Trainbot radar monocle	1
	Trainbot servomotors	3
	Trainbot slag	3
	Trainbot tubing	3
	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	2
	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
	transdermal smoke patch	70
	transparent nog	1
	Travels with Jerry	2
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	53
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	trench coat	2
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
	trick coin	1
	trilobite candy mold	1
	Trivial Avocations board game	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	3
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	2
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
	tropical paperweight	1
	tube of dread wax	90
	tube of herbal ointment	3
	Turpin	1
	Turtle Bowl	1
	turtle mud	35
	turtle pheromones	114
	turtle totem	112
	turtle voicebox	3
	turtle wax	18
	turtle wax greaves	3
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	4
	turtle-shaped rock	67
	turtlemail bits	690
	turtlemail breeches	4
	turtlemail coif	6
	turtlemail hauberk	9
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	2
	twitching claw	8
	twitching time capsule	3
	two meat muck	9
	Typical Tavern swill	12
	ultracalcium	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	unappetizing mayolus	6
	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	34
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	unfinished fruitcake	1
	unflavored wine cooler	8
	unfortunate dumplings	6
	Unfortunato's foolscap	6
	Ungulant	1
	unholy water	9
	unidentified drink	1
	unidentified jerky	313
	uninteresting mayolus	2
	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	universal biscuit	12
	unnamed cocktail	35
	unquiet spirits	20
	unremarkable duffel bag	253
	unrequired jacket	24
	Unspeakachu	1
	unstable DNA	1
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	35
	untamable turtle	1
	unused walkie-talkie	6
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	Ur-Donut	23
	urchin roe	1
	useless powder	67
	vampire chowder	16
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	van key	322
	Vaporpoise	1
	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	2
	velour valise	1
	velour vambraces	1
	velour vaqueros	1
	velour veil	1
	velour viscometer	1
	velour voulge	2
	Velvet Veil	51
	vengeful spirit	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	263
	very hot lunch	1
	very overdue library book	4
	very small red dress	446
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	2
	vial of patchouli oil	6
	vial of swamp vapors	3
	vial of The Glistening	112
	vibrating cyborg knife	27
	viking helmet	6
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
	virgin jello shot	28
	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
	vitamin G pill	82
	void burger	7
	void lager	12
	voodoo snuff	5
	Vulgure	1
	wad of dough	1
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	11
	waffle	3
	Waifuton	2
	Wal-Mart gift certificate	12
	wand of fudge control	1
	wang	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	2
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	14
	warbear bearserker greaves	1
	warbear bearserker mead	11
	warbear bearserker potion	3
	warbear beeping telegram	9
	warbear blizzard mead	3
	warbear chemistry lab	2
	warbear dress bracers	1
	warbear dress greaves	1
	warbear dress helmet	1
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	2
	warbear exo-arm	2
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	10
	warbear feasting mead	3
	warbear foil hat	3
	warbear gyro	42
	warbear gyrocopter	8
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	8
	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
	warbear laser beacon	6
	warbear liquid overcoat	7
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	9
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	2
	warbear polarized goggles	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
	warbear rejuvenation potion	7
	warbear requisition box	8
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
	warbear soda machine	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	2
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	3
	warbear wardance potion	12
	warbear warrior bread	9
	warbear whosit	92
	Warm Subject gift certificate	5
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	washboard shield	1
	water purification pills	1
	water-polo cap	11
	waterlogged cloth	1
	waterlogged leather	1
	waterlogged metal	1
	waterlogged stuffing	1
	waterlogged wood	1
	wax hat	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	51
	weathered barrel	979
	Wendtigo	2
	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
	wet tack	1
	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
	whalebone corset	10
	whalecake	1
	whalegun	1
	whalesteak	1
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
	wheel	1
	white arm towel	1
	white candy heart	2
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	29
	white chocolate chips	25
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	20
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	77
	white Crimbo ball	2
	White Hyborian	4
	white lightning	1
	white page	59
	white picket fence	50
	white rice	39
	white satin pants	20
	wicker clicker	1
	wicker kickers	1
	wicker knickers	1
	wicker slicker	1
	wicker sticker	1
	wicker ticker	1
	wild honey pie	1
	wind-up meatcar	1
	wind-up spider	1
	windchimes	1
	windicle	34
	wine-soaked bone chips	1
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	26
	Woldo trading card	1
	wooden block	1
	Workytime Tea	12
	world's smallest violin	17
	worn tophat	14
	worthless knick-knack	100
	worthless trinket	100
	wreath of laurels	10
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	wriggling severed nose	1
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wrought-iron waders	1
	wrought-iron walker	1
	wrought-iron whisk	1
	wrought-iron widget	1
	wrought-iron wig	1
	wrought-iron winch crank	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wussiness potion	22
	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
	Xiblaxian alloy	14
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
	Xiblaxian crystal	5
	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	1
	Yakisoba's hat	2
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Meade	50
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	261
	Yeast of Boris	2
	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	11
	Yeg's Motel minibar key	1
	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2
	Yeg's Motel stationery	1
	yellow drunki-bear	31
	yellow gummi ingot	1
	yellow matter custard	3
	yellow puck	1
	yeti fur	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	6
	yule grog	1
	yule gruel	9
	yule hatchet	1
	yule pup	1
	Yuleviathan necklace	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	182
	Z-Bone steak	85
	zombie dinosaur egg	2
	zombie hollandaise	15
	zombie pineal gland	5
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1