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This player is ranked #137 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,203 items.

This player is a member of the clan Guardians of the six pack..

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TheJessieKirk (#3463820)
This player has 4,203 unique items and 4,207 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
a butt tuba 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
absentee voter ballot 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
Aerheads 1
airblaster gun 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
ancient spice 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
asteroid belt 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
baby oil shooter 1
backup camera 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
Baja sopapilla 1
baked stuffing 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
balanced antler 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel gun 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 1
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big hot pepper 1
Big Punk 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black magic powder 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black velvet box 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
blob of acid 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 1
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blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
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blue paisley oyster egg 1
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blue pixel potion 1
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blue plate 1
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blue striped oyster egg 1
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blundarrrbus 1
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boilermaker 1
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bone bons 1
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bone rattle 1
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 1
book of matches 1
Boosty Juice 1
BOOterfinger 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Drops 1
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bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 1
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bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
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bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
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bottle of goofballs 1
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bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
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bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
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bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
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bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
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bottle of sake 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
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bowl of mernudo 1
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bowl of topioca 1
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bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 1
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box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 1
box-in-the-box 1
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boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
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brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
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bread roll 1
breadchucks 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
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BRICKO sword 1
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briny vinegar 1
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broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
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bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 1
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brown sugar cane 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
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bubble-wrap simulator 1
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bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
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bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burning newspaper 1
burrowgrub hive 1
bus pass 1
Bustle Hustler 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 1
buzzard feather 1
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cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 1
Caipiranha 1
calle de miel 1
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can of Drooling Monk 1
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can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
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can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 1
can opener 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
Candicaine 1
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candied kobold 1
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candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 1
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candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
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candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
candy stick 1
candy UFOs 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
capped blue lava bottle 1
capped green lava bottle 1
capped red lava bottle 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunks 1
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 1
carrot-on-a-stick 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
cashew 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catsup 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
chain-mail monokini 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charisma potion 1
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
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chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
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children of the candy corn 1
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chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate "Phoenix" 1
chocolate chip muffin 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate Spider Queen 1
chocolate spurs 1
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chocolate turtle totem 1
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chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
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Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of hot iron 1
Churchill 1
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classy monkey 1
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clingfilm trousers 1
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cloudy potion 1
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
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coffin lid 1
cog 1
cog and sprocket assembly 1
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cold jelly 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 1
combat fan 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated fish broth 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
confusing LED clock 1
conjured ice cream 1
contract enforcement stick 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
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corn holder 1
Cornbeefadon 1
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cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
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corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
costume rental shop 1
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cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
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cow poker 1
crêepy mask 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 1
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crappy waiter disguise 1
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voice box 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline light bulb 1
crystalline reamer 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
custard pie 1
custom sixgun 1
cute meteoroid 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 1
cymbal syrup 1
d10 1
d12 1
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 1
dance card 1
dancing fan 1
Dark & Starry 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadfall branch 1
death blossom 1
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
deluxe layer cake 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic cow's blood 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 1
dented spoon 1
deodorant 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
deviled egg 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dieting pill 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
diluted makeup 1
dingy planks 1
dinner roll 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
Disgeist 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
displaced fish 1
disposable instant camera 1
disposable lighter 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double barreled barrel gun 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 1
Doublepunchplanter 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
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lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 1
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line 1
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lion musk 1
lion oil 1
liquid bread 1
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Little Crimson Book 1
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little red .epub file 1
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loaf of soda bread 1
loafers 1
Lobos Mints 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
Locust 1
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Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 1
Lolsipop 1
London frog 1
long pork 1
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
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loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
lost key 1
Louder Than Bomb 1
lovecat tail 1
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lowercase a 1
lowercase N 1
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Lucky Surprise Egg 1
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M-242 1
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Mad Train wine 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
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magicalness-in-a-can 1
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mana curds 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
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marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
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Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
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martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
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mashed potatoes 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
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Meat detector 1
meat engine 1
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 1
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
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Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
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Meleegra™ pills 1
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menudo 1
Mer-kin cookiestove 1
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meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 1
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
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Milk Studs 1
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mind flayer corpse 1
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Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
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Mint Yulep 1
Miserable Pie 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
Misty Cloak 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 1
Mohobo 1
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Monstar energy beverage 1
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Moonds 1
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
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moosemeat pie 1
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
moreltini 1
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 1
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mother's little helper 1
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
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Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muculent machete 1
muffled muffuletta 1
mugcake 1
mulberry 1
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multi-level marzipan 1
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Mysterious Black Box 1
Mysterious Blue Box 1
Mysterious Green Box 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 1
mysterious present 1
Mysterious Red Box 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
mystery lollipop 1
nail file 1
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 1
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nanite-infested fruitcake 1
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nanofiber cloth 1
nasty gum 1
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nasty-smelling moss 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natural fennel soda 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 1
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negative lump 1
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nest egg 1
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New Age healing crystal 1
Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
NG 1
night-vision goggles 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja eyeblack 1
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ninja rope 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
novelty fruit hat 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 1
Nuclear Blastball 1
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 1
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 1
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oily boid 1
ojo de pez burrito 1
Okee-Dokee soda 1
old bronzer 1
old candy wrapper 1
old coin purse 1
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 1
old love note 1
old rosewater cream 1
old school beer pull tab 1
old school calculator watch 1
old sweatpants 1
old-fashioned 1
oldcake 1
olive 1
olive stir-fry 1
one piece of bubble gum 1
one pill 1
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onion shurikens 1
oozenog 1
open sauce 1
opera mask 1
opium grenade 1
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
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orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc wrist 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
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orcish hand lotion 1
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original G 1
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ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oven mitts 1
overcookie 1
overloaded micro-reactor 1
overloaded short-pulse transistor 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 1
oversized skullcap 1
oyster basket 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 1
packaged backup camera 1
packaged familiar scrapbook 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
PADL Phone 1
page of the Necrohobocon 1
pail 1
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 1
painting of a glass of wine 1
pair of bolt cutters 1
pair of government shades 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 1
palm frond 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 1
papaya 1
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 1
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
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paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
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papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
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papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
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papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
Para-Pop 1
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parasitic headgnawer 1
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parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
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pat of butter 1
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patchouli incense stick 1
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 1
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peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 1
pearlescent oyster egg 1
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 1
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 1
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penguin focaccia bread 1
penguin skin 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 1
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perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
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perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 1
personalizable gingerbread cookie 1
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 1
petit fortran 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 1
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 1
Phlegethon 1
phonics down 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
pickled egg 1
pickled grasshopper 1
pickpocket protector 1
picture of you 1
pie crust 1
pie man was not meant to eat 1
piece of after eight 1
piece of coral 1
piece of wedding cake 1
pigeon egg 1
piggy tattoo 1
pile of candy 1
pile of dirt 1
pile of dusty animal bones 1
pile of jumping beans 1
pile of sand 1
pile of useless robot parts 1
pill cup 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink candy heart 1
pink clay bead 1
pink pony 1
pink slime 1
piranha pollen 1
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pirate pelvis 1
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piscatini 1
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pixel banana 1
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pixel hat 1
pixel lemon 1
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pixie axie 1
Plague of Locusts 1
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plain bagel 1
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plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1
plain snowcone 1
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plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
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plastic Jefferson wings 1
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plastic piranha pot 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 1
plum 1
plum wine 1
plus one 1
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket lint (white) 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
poker face paint 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 1
polyeaster egg 1
Polysniff Perfume 1
pool cue 1
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 1
poppy 1
popsicle stick 1
popular tart 1
porcelain candy dish 1
pork elf goodies sack 1
porkpocket 1
porquoise 1
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
portable dam 1
portable photocopier 1
possessed top 1
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 1
potato masher 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
potted power plant 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 1
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powdered candy sushi set 1
powdered donut 1
powdered organs 1
powdered powdered sugar 1
powdered sealbone 1
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power seed 1
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pr0n cocktail 1
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premium malt liquor 1
prescription teeth whitener 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
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primitive alien salad 1
primitive candy cane 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
print screen button 1
prismatic wad 1
pristine piranha seed 1
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
Professor What T-Shirt 1
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prosthetic forehead 1
protection stick 1
Prunets 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psycho sweater 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
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puff of smoke 1
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pulled indigo taffy 1
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pulsing flesh 1
pumpkin 1
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Punchplanter 1
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purple corpsel 1
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PVC staff 1
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pygmy papers 1
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pygmy witchhazel 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
R'lyeh 1
rabbit punch 1
Rad Lib 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
rag doll 1
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rainbow jellybean 1
ram horns 1
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Ram's Face Lager 1
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 1
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ratgut 1
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rattler gland 1
rattler rattle 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 1
ravioli della hippy 1
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raw bread 1
raw cranberry sauce 1
raw gravy 1
raw green beans 1
raw mincemeat 1
raw potato 1
raw stuffing 1
raw sweet potato 1
raw turkey 1
razor-sharp can lid 1
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realistic cap gun 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 1
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recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red ale 1
Red Army camouflage kit 1
red blood cells 1
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red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 1
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red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
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Red Pill 1
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Red Rover BB gun 1
red rum 1
red shirt 1
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 1
red velvet cake 1
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot boilermaker 1
red-hot poker 1
redrum 1
reflection of a map 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reindeer hammer 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
remaindered axe 1
reodorant 1
repeating crossbow 1
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
returned Thinknerd package 1
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse Tantalus 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rhinoceros horn 1
ribbon candy 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 1
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
rinky-dink sixgun 1
roasted marshmallow 1
robin flan 1
robin nog 1
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 1
rock 1
Rock Pops 1
rocket fuel 1
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 1
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 1
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 1
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of meat 1
roll of toilet paper 1
rolling pin 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
root beer barrel 1
rotting beefsteak 1
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 1
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 1
rubber emo roe 1
rubber ribcage 1
rubber spatula 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby on canes 1
ruby W 1
rum and cola 1
rum barrel charrrm 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny fermented egg 1
runny icing 1
Russian Ice 1
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty old lantern 1
s'more 1
S.I.T. Course Voucher 1
sabre teeth 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
sack of doorknobs 1
safarrri hat 1
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sake bomb 1
salacious crumbs 1
salamander spleen 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salt plum 1
salty dog 1
salty gumdrop 1
salty slug 1
sand dollar 1
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sangria 1
Sangria de Menthe 1
Saturday Night Special 1
saucepan 1
Saucepanic 1
sausage pizza 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 1
sawblade fragment 1
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scented massage oil 1
scintillating oyster egg 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scrap of shadow 1
scrap of sticky paper 1
screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumptious reagent 1
sea avocado 1
sea carrot 1
sea cucumber 1
sea grease 1
sea honeydew 1
sea lace 1
sea lychee 1
sea radish 1
sea salt crystal 1
sea tangelo 1
seal tooth 1
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 1
seal-toothed rock 1
seared dino steak 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret mummy herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 1
Senior Mints 1
sentient meat mass 1
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 1
sewer snake 1
sewing kit 1
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
shaking skull 1
shamanic ham 1
shard of double-ice 1
shark cartilage 1
shark tooth 1
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Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
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Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 1
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 1
Xiblaxian polymer 1
Xiblaxian residence-cube 1
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 1
yak skin 1
yak whip 1
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 1
Ye Olde Meade 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow candy heart 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 1
yellow matter custard 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow pixel 1
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow snowcone 1
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 1
yo 1
yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 1
Yolo™ chocolates 1
yule gruel 1
yule pup 1
Yuleviathan necklace 1
Yummy Tummy bean 1
Z-Bone steak 1
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
zmobie 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 1
zombie pineal gland 1
Zoodriver 1