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Display Case for Candice Dick (#3486901)

This player is ranked #2 for Most Total Items with a total of 55,197,368 items.
This player is ranked #163 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,917 items.

This player is a member of the clan Nobody but me.

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Candice Dick (#3486901)

This player has 3,917 unique items and 55,197,368 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	Franken Stein	1
	"caramel" orange	2
	"DRINK ME" potion	2
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	19
	"meat" stick	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	2
	1-ball	68
	11-leaf clover	151
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
	2-ball	63
	20-lb can of rice and beans	109
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	52
	30669 scroll	10
	33398 scroll	6
	334 scroll	11
	4-ball	55
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	28
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	80
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	66
	64067 scroll	2
	668 scroll	2
	7-ball	73
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	267
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	8
	99.44% pure math	1
	a butt tuba	27
	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
	a little sump'm sump'm	6
	A muse-bouche	1
	abandoned candy	2
	abominable blubber	213
	abstraction: category	1
	abstraction: motion	2
	abstraction: purpose	3
	abstraction: sensation	2
	abstraction: thought	1
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	103
	accord ion	20
	accordion file	5
	Accordion of Jordion	2
	accordionoid rocca	13
	acid-squirting flower	16
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	97
	adder	231
	adder bladder	79
	adorable seal larva	7
	Afternoon Delight	7
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	Aggressive Carrot	1
	agnolotti arboli	2
	agua de vida	1
	alarm accordion	6
	Alewife™ Ale	14
	Alexy sauce	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	7
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien plant goo	1
	all-purpose cleaner	26
	all-purpose flower	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	137
	amok pudding	9
	amok putter	2
	amulet of extreme plot significance	38
	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
	ancient frozen dinner	118
	ancient ice cream scoop	30
	ancient Magi-Wipes	50
	ancient meat	3
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient pills	45
	ancient poisoned dart	6
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	101
	Ancient Saucehelm	7
	ancient spice	21
	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
	anemone nematocyst	15
	anemone sauce	10
	Angelhair Culottes	6
	angry agate	320
	Angry Farmer candy	520
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	99
	animal part cracker	2
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	101
	ant hoe	8
	ant pick	4
	ant pitchfork	7
	ant rake	8
	ant sickle	9
	anti-anti-antidote	197
	anti-burn cream	1
	anti-creep cream	1
	anti-freeze cream	1
	anti-goosebump cream	1
	anti-odor cream	17
	anti-pain cream	1
	anticheese	88
	antique accordion	53
	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
	antique greaves	47
	antique hand mirror	11
	antique helmet	55
	antique machete	78
	antique packet of ketchup	116
	antique shield	36
	antique spear	47
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	8
	armgun	52
	Arrow (+1)	1,140
	arrowgram	42
	arrrgyle socks	7
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	8
	artisanal limoncello	46
	asbestos apron	2
	asbestos crossbow string	2
	asbestos ore	154
	asbestos stick	2
	asbestos sword hilt	31
	ASCII fu manchu	2
	ASCII shirt	10
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	56
	asparagus lo mein	1
	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
	asshat	20
	Atomic Pop	90
	attorney's badge	91
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	autocalliope	21
	automa-bot parts	1,087
	automatic catapult	1
	automatic wine thief	2
	autumn breeze	203
	autumn dollar	10
	autumn leaf	7
	autumn years wisdom	200
	autumn-spice donut	382
	autumnal aegis	2
	AutumnFest ale	485
	autumnic balm	1
	autumnic bomb	1
	awful poetry journal	62
	Azurite	1,144
	bätzle	17
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	2
	baby oil shooter	2
	baby rigging snake	1
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	107
	BACON	2
	baconstone	125
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	81
	badge of authority	11
	bag of Cheat-Os	6
	bag of GORF	14
	bag of GORP	14
	bag of gross foreign snacks	3
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	106
	bag of pygmy blood	33
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of W&Ws	3
	baggie of powdered sugar	20
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
	baked veggie ricotta casserole	5
	bakelite backpack	1
	bakelite badge	1
	bakelite belt	1
	bakelite bowl	1
	bakelite breeches	1
	bakelite brooch	1
	balaclava baklava	3
	ballast turtle	23
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon sword	2
	ballroom blintz	46
	baloney rotgut	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	3
	banana candle	231
	banana daiquiri	4
	banana split	12
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
	banjo kazoo mount	3
	banjo strings	2
	bar of freeze-dried water	43
	bar skin	11
	barbed-wire fence	6
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	18
	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
	barrel cracker	3
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	7
	barrrnacle	11
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	basaltamander tongue	3
	baseball	89
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	15
	bat wing	133
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
	batarang	4
	batblade	20
	batgut	237
	batskin belt	2
	Battlie Light Saver	5
	bazookafish bubble gum	121
	beach glass bead	4
	beach glass necklace	2
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	bear claw	2
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	beaver punch (peach)	1
	beaver spear	1
	bed of coals	3
	beefy pill	38
	beer bomb	226
	beer bong	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	85
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	12
	beer-scented teddy bear	3
	beer-soaked mop	9
	beertini	11
	beery blood	8
	beetle antenna	27
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	81
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
	bellhop's hat	2
	Belt of Loathing	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	37
	bent scrap metal	19
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
	big bad voodoo mask	5
	big bass drum	8
	big boom	8
	big dribbly candle	3
	big hot pepper	283
	Big Punk	1
	big red clown nose	13
	big rock	88
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	155
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bird rib	5
	birdbone corset	2
	birdybug antenna	7
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	112
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	2
	bit-o-cactus	161
	BitterSweetTarts	27
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	15
	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
	black blade	8
	Black Body™ spray	2
	black candy heart	101
	black cherry soda	2
	black cloak	21
	black eye shadow	90
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	4
	black forest cake	19
	black forest ham	34
	black friar's tonsure	6
	black gold	89
	black greaves	3
	black helmet	2
	black kettle drum	1
	black label	45
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	6
	Black No. 2	87
	black pension check	3
	black pepper	8
	black picnic basket	2
	black pixel	1,203
	black pudding	27
	black sheepskin diploma	3
	black shield	2
	black snake skin	55
	black spot	4
	black sword	3
	black tear	7
	blackberry	87
	blackberry galoshes	31
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	35
	Blatantly Canadian	3
	blended frozen swill	5
	Bling of the New Wave	3
	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
	blob of acid	2
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
	blood flower	2
	blood of the Wereseal	79
	blood-faced volleyball	3
	bloodied surgical dungarees	41
	bloodstain stick	102
	bloody beer	8
	bloody clown pants	13
	bloody mary	3
	blowdart	72
	blue class ring	11
	blue grass	10
	blue mana	1
	blue oyster badge	4
	blue pixel	513
	blue pixel potion	11
	blue shell	25
	blue snowcone	4
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	boiling broth	1
	bolder boulder	13
	Boltsmann ID badge	3
	bone abacus	73
	bone bandoneon	13
	bone broth	2
	bone flute	22
	Bonerdagon necklace	4
	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
	book of matches	36
	boot knife	30
	booty chest charrrm	44
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze bindle	926
	booze-soaked cherry	3
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	boring spaghetti	4
	Boris's beer	292
	Boris's bread	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	1
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	bottle of alcohol	61
	bottle of Amontillado	6
	bottle of anís	2
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	19
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
	bottle of cooking sherry	78
	bottle of Definit	2
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	15
	bottle of gin	3,213
	bottle of goofballs	88
	bottle of gregnadigne	5
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
	bottle of laundry sherry	56
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	68
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	120
	bottle of Red-Out	2
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	3,369
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sea wine	6
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of tequila	3,423
	bottle of ultravitamins	2
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	97
	bottle of whiskey	4,028
	bottle opener belt buckle	2
	bottled swamp gas	5
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	76
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	231
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of mernudo	2
	bowl of prescription candy	5
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	300
	bowl of topioca	42
	bowling ball	33
	box	29
	box of Dweebs	2
	box of sunshine	15
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	4
	boxed champagne	3
	boxed wine	59
	boxing glove	2
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	16
	brains casserole	6
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	Brand of Violence	1
	brass abacus	1
	brass gear	49
	bread basket	3
	bread man	5
	bread pie	3
	breadchucks	10
	breadwand	4
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breath mint	103
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	14
	Breathitin™	1
	brick of sand	134
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO stud	2
	briefcase	6
	brigand brittle	52
	brilliant oyster egg	3
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken beer bottle	3
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	2
	broken skull	237
	broken sword	14
	bronze breastplate	6
	bronze polish	1
	bronzed locust	124
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	17
	brown paper bag mask	14
	brown paper pants	15
	brown pirate pants	6
	brown pixel	733
	brown sugar cane	127
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	67
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	105
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bucket of fish juice	3
	buckler buckle	502
	bug juice	7
	bugbear beanie	9
	bugbear bungguard	6
	bugbear purification pill	1
	bull blubber	3
	bullet necklace	7
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	8
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of sea grapes	4
	bunch of square grapes	81
	bungle in the jungle	81
	bunny liver	34
	buoybottoms	3
	burst hellseal brain	1
	bus pass	15
	button rouge	5
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	cabooze	2
	cactus fruit	193
	caipifruta	1
	calle de miel	14
	Calzone of Legend	3
	Camp Scout pup tent	16
	can of Binarrrca	12
	can of black paint	8
	can of drain cleaner	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
	can of Red Minotaur	5
	can of spinach	1
	can of Swiller	16
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
	candied kobold	125
	candied lime	10
	candied yams	14
	candy brain	114
	candy cane	998
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cigarette	22
	candy knife	8
	candy skeleton	92
	candy stake	113
	candycaine powder	108
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	50
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	cannonbomb	2
	canopic jar	164
	canteen of eggnog	7
	cap gun	1
	carbonated soy milk	104
	carbonated water lily	10
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	29
	cardboard ore	57
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	19
	carob chunk cookies	3
	carob chunk noodles	4
	carob chunks	7
	carrot cake precipice bar	82
	carton of gaspers	1
	carton of rotten eggs	4
	carton of snake milk	9
	cartoon harpoon	2
	casino pass	2
	cast	138
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	86
	cat o' nine teeth	1
	catgut	47
	catgut taco	5,013
	catsup	4
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	centipede eggs	168
	centurion helmet	1
	ceramic celery grater	1
	ceramic celsiturometer	1
	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
	ceramic centurion shield	1
	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
	ceramic cestus	1
	ceramic scree	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	Champagne Shimmy	4
	chaos butterfly	84
	chaos popcorn	1
	charisma potion	5
	Charleston Choo-Choo	3,158
	Charleston shoes	3
	charming flute	28
	charrrm bracelet	8
	Charter: Nellyville	3
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	3
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	2
	cheap sunglasses	1
	cheap toaster	2
	cheap wind-up clock	3
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	chef's hat	126
	chef-in-the-box	2
	cherry	328
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
	cherry pie	1
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
	chest of "pirate gold"	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's sunglasses	2
	chewing gum on a string	2
	chicle de salchicha	1
	chiffon chakram	1
	chiffon chamberpot	1
	chiffon chapeau	1
	chiffon chaps	1
	chiffon chemise	1
	chiffon chevrons	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	1
	children of the candy corn	89
	chintzy accordion pin	3
	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
	chintzy noodle ring	3
	chintzy saucepan earring	2
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	97
	chisel	3
	chitin powder	6
	chitin powder paste	1
	chocolate disco ball	91
	chocolate filthy lucre	133
	chocolate pasta spoon	88
	chocolate saucepan	97
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	90
	chocolate stolen accordion	65
	chocolate turtle totem	45
	chocolate-covered caviar	92
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
	chocomotive	12
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	11
	chorizo brownies	3
	chorizo taco	19
	chrome crossbow string	4
	chrome ore	158
	chrome stick	2
	chrome sword hilt	3
	Chroner	1
	chunk of hot iron	6
	cigar box turtle	14
	cigarette lighter	180
	cinnamon machine oil	782
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	8
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
	clay peace-sign bead	4
	Claybender glasses	4
	clear Russian	5
	clerical automa-core	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
	Cloaca grenade	14
	Cloaca-Cola	15
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	59
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	3
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloning kit	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	3
	clown shoes	7
	clown skin	12
	clownskin belt	21
	club necklace	5
	club of corruption	1
	club sandwich	5
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	59
	coal dust	15
	coal shovel	2
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	594
	cocktail mushroom	2
	cocktail napkin	32
	cocktail onion	1
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
	cocoa egg	4
	cocoa eggshell fragment	27
	coconut shell	581
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
	coffin lid	11
	cog	35
	cog and sprocket assembly	3
	Colander of Em-er'il	8
	cold and sour sauce	2
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	123
	cold mashed potatoes	3
	cold ninja mask	13
	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
	cold wad	163
	cold water bottle	8
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colorful toad	54
	combat fan	3
	Comet Drop	94
	Comet Pop	129
	comfy coffin	3
	comfy pillow	5
	commemorative war stein	9
	communications windchimes	11
	compression stocking	110
	concentrated cooking	21
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	3
	confiscated cell phone	3
	confiscated comic book	3
	confiscated love note	1
	confusing LED clock	1
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
	contract enforcement stick	2
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cool mint precipice bar	105
	cool mushroom	19
	cool spore pod	17
	cool whip	68
	coping juice	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	41
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	3
	corn holder	42
	corned beet	9
	corned-beef Reuben	82
	cornuthaum	2
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	10
	corpse on the beach	7
	corpsedriver	7
	corpsetini	7
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted bird DNA	2
	cosmetic football	6
	costume rental shop	3
	costume sword	3
	cottage	8
	cotton candy bale	109
	cotton candy cone	128
	cotton candy pillow	108
	cotton candy pinch	114
	cotton candy plug	107
	cotton candy skoshe	121
	cotton candy smidgen	115
	cow poker	1
	cozy bazooka	1
	cozy scarf	1
	cozy scimitar	1
	crêepy mask	33
	cracker	3
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	3
	cranberries	397
	cranberry cordial	2
	crappy waiter disguise	65
	crate of fish meat	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy bastard sword	1
	crazy hobo notebook	15
	crazy little Turkish delight	156
	cream stout	13
	creamsicle	16
	creepy doll head	20
	creepy ginger ale	20
	creepy nursery rhyme	3
	creepy voice box	36
	creepy-ass club	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	92
	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
	Crimbo crystal shards	4
	Crimbo dinner	7
	Crimbo food scraps	100
	Crimbo fudge	96
	Crimbo peppermint bark	92
	Crimbo pie	3
	Crimbo train emergency brake	109
	Crimbo training manual	1
	Crimbojito	2
	Crimbosmopolitan	6
	Crimbow Rainbo	69
	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	4
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	300
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	15
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	5,947
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	3
	crowbarrr	2
	Crown of the Goblin King	79
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	2
	crude voodoo doll	21
	crudles	133
	cruelty-free wine	40
	crunchy brush	870
	crystal Crimbo goblet	5
	crystal Crimbo platter	4
	crystalline reamer	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	4
	CSA bravery badge	2
	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
	CSA discount card	5
	CSA fire-starting kit	3
	CSA obedience grenade	13
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	16
	cube of billiard chalk	2
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	3
	cup of primitive beer	1
	curmudgel	9
	cursed magnifying glass	1
	Cursed Punch	56
	custard pie	9
	cyan seashell	3
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	D roll	18
	d10	1
	d12	2
	d20	1
	d8	1
	Dad's brandy	316
	daddy shortlegs leg	11
	Daffy Taffy	144
	daily dungeon malware	1
	daisy	1
	damp bar rag	1
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	35
	dancing fan	17
	das boot	1
	day shortener	1
	day-old beer	7
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	35
	dead meat bun	4
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	death blossom	169
	debonair deboner	2
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	1
	deck of lewd playing cards	1
	decomposed boot	4
	decorative fountain	4
	Deep Dish of Legend	2
	deep six-shooter	94
	dehydrated caviar	72
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	3
	delicious comfit?	99
	delicious noodles	4
	delicious salad	8
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	6
	delicious swamp muck	20
	deluxe layer cake	268
	demon skin	182
	denim axe	1
	denim jacket	2
	dense meat stack	10,305
	dented harmonica	22
	depantsing bomb	15
	depleted uranium seal figurine	6
	desiccated apricot	158
	devil hair pasta	1
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	8
	diamond-studded cane	60
	didgeridooka	7
	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
	dieting pill	15
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	2
	diluted makeup	13
	dingy planks	5
	dire fudgesicle	113
	dirty hobo gloves	32
	disassembled clover	1
	discarded swimming trunks	6
	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
	disco ball	1,211
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco mask	1,169
	disease	58
	disembodied brain	6
	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
	dishrag	29
	disintegrating quill pen	205
	displaced fish	63
	disposable instant camera	3
	distilled fortified wine	3
	distilled resin	2
	distressed denim pants	8
	disturbing fanfic	140
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	2
	divine champagne flute	2
	divine cracker	1
	diving muff	6
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	932
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	12
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	12
	Doc's Limbering Wine	16
	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	13
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	Dolphin King's crown	8
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	2
	dope wheels	1
	dorky glasses	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
	double entendre	1
	double-barreled sling	2
	double-ice gum	94
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
	drab sonata	74
	draggin' ball hat	4
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	51
	dress pants	18
	dried face	27
	drink chit	363
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
	droll monocle	3
	dromedary drinking helmet	1
	droopy doll eye	34
	droppable microphone	1
	dropped scrap of paper	11
	Drowsy Sword	82
	drug cocktail sauce	1
	drum machine	2
	drum of tommy ammo	189
	dry cleaning receipt	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	2,534
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	18
	dubious peppermint	89
	ducha de oro	6
	duct tape	10
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	2
	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
	dueling turtle	4
	dull fish scale	28
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	duonoculars	12
	Duskwalker fangs	3
	Duskwalker syringe	4
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	50
	dusty bottle of Merlot	46
	dusty bottle of Muscat	50
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	41
	dusty bottle of Port	34
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	44
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dwarf bread	4
	dwarvish magazine	56
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	9
	Dyspepsi-Cola	38
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
	eagle feather	2
	eagle's milk	9
	ear candle	52
	ear poison	263
	Earring of Fire	1
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	ectoplasmic orbs	11
	edible alien plant bit	1
	Effermint™ tablets	2
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	15
	eggnog	4
	eggwater	3
	eighth plague	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	6
	elderly jawbreaker	105
	eldritch dough	1
	eldritch effluvium	109
	eldritch oil	4
	electric copperhead potion	17
	electric mushroom	4
	electric pants	1
	electric snakebite	32
	electronics kit	31
	elegant nightstick	20
	elemental caipiroska	4
	elemental sugarcube	2
	eleven-foot pole	69
	Elf Army machine parts	40
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
	Elf Guard broom	2
	Elf Guard clipboard	3
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	26
	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
	Elf Guard honor present	1
	Elf Guard hotpants	3
	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
	Elf Guard MPC	5,975
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	14
	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
	Elf Guard safety bear	1
	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
	Elf Guard strategic map	6
	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	4
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	Elfin shortbread	23
	Elmley shades	3
	elven hardtack	2
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven squeeze	24
	Elvish delight	131
	Elvish underarmor	2
	embezzler's oil	2
	emergency glowstick	2
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	31
	empty meat tank	4
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	150
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted handwarmer	2
	enchanted muesli	3
	energized spores	207
	energy drink IV	4
	enormous belt buckle	77
	enormous hoop earring	5
	Everlasting Deckswabber	107
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
	evil golden arch	8
	evil golden arches	6
	evil noodles	1
	evil-ass club	1
	excitement pill	20
	exotic jungle fruit	219
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	3
	expensive camera	1
	experimental serum P-00	1
	expired MRE	67
	exploding hacky-sack	3
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	109
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	52
	extra-greasy slider	11
	extra-grubby grub	427
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	5
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	28
	eXtreme mittens	104
	eXtreme scarf	85
	extremely confusing manual	8
	extremely slippery nipple	1
	Extrovermectin™	1
	Eye Agate	1,178
	eye of newt	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	382
	f3d0r4	4
	fabric hardener	57
	fabric softener	70
	facsimile dictionary	3
	fake blood	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy bath salts	148
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	3
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	fat loot token	2
	fat stacks of cash	355
	Feliz Navidad	1
	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
	fermenting powder	130
	ferret bait	322
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	festive egg sac	1
	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	1
	fettucini Inconnu	9
	fiberglass insulation	1
	figurine of a cold seal	6
	figurine of a sleek seal	13
	figurine of a stinking seal	3
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	6
	figurine of an ancient seal	61
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	33
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filled mosquito	810
	filth-encrusted futon	2
	filthy armor	3
	filthy child leash	1
	filthy corduroys	44
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	45
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	7
	filthy poultice	35
	fine aged cheddarwurst	22
	fine wine	79
	finger cymbals	17
	finger exerciser	2
	fire	64
	fire ant pheromones	11
	fire flower	1
	fire of unknown origin	85
	fire poi	3
	fire-roasted lake trout	15
	firebomb	31
	fireclutch	2
	firemilk	8
	fish-liver oil	128
	fishcake	8
	fishelada	2
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy pipe	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	4
	five-fingered fern resin	3
	fixodent	2
	fizzing spore pod	1
	fizzy potion	2
	flagstone fez	1
	flagstone flag	1
	flagstone flail	1
	flagstone fleece	1
	flagstone flip-flops	1
	flagstone fringe	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
	flaming crutch	23
	flaming feather	7
	flaming glowsticks	4
	flaming leaf crown	1
	flaming mushroom	23
	flaming talons	4
	flange	6
	flapper floppers	1
	flapper fly	459
	flaregun	6
	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	24
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	2
	flask flops	29
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of egggrog	12
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	4
	Flaskfull of Hollow	22
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	31
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	63
	flayed mind	2
	fleetwood chain	6
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	926
	fleetwood macaroni	4
	Fleshazole™	3
	fleshy putty	42
	flimsy clipboard	22
	flimsy hardwood scraps	3
	flirtatious feather	5
	floaty sand	1
	floral-print skirt	1
	flour cookie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	flute of flat champagne	78
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam noodle	5
	foam pistol	1
	Fog Murderer	9
	foggy glass globe	1
	foolscap fool's cap	14
	foon	3
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	football helmet	1
	forest canopy bed	1
	forest spirit rattle	1
	forest tears	3
	fortune cookie	141
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized spike	2
	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	7
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	free boots	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	8
	freightcake	6
	freshwater pearl necklace	43
	fricasseed brains	73
	fried air	418
	Friendliness Beverage	14
	friendly cheez blob	6
	frightful feather	2
	frigid air mattress	6
	frigid hankyū	4
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	118
	frigid-ass club	2
	frilly shirt	2
	frilly skirt	20
	Frogade	2
	frost-rimed seal hide	17
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	77
	Frosty's frosty mug	8
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	2
	frozen banquet	6
	frozen feather	2
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	23
	frozen nunchaku	4
	frozen seal spine	1
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	4
	frozen tofu pop	76
	frozen turtle shell	17
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	5
	fruitcake	2
	fruitfilm	105
	fruity girl swill	4
	fruity pebble	16
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	96
	Fu Manchu Wax	2
	fudge spork	89
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	3
	Fudgie Roll	104
	full meat tank	2
	funky dried mushroom	154
	funny bone	49
	furniture dolly	12
	furry fur	115
	furry pill	59
	fusilli marrownarrow	103
	fusillocybin	12
	fustulent seal grulch	6
	future drug: Coolscaline	6
	future drug: Muscularactum	17
	future drug: Smartinex	5
	fuzzbump	4
	fuzzy busby	47
	fuzzy earmuffs	24
	fuzzy montera	25
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
	ga-ga radio	5
	gaffer's tape	34
	Gaia beads	9
	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
	gallon of milk	2
	gamer slurry	1
	garbage juice slurpee	2
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	89
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
	gas balloon	135
	gator shades	114
	gator skin	8
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze garter	12
	gauze hammock	4
	gauze shorts	2
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	7
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	27
	Gene Tonic: Beast	3
	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
	Gene Tonic: Undead	3
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
	generic healing potion	5
	generic mana potion	1
	generic restorative potion	2
	ghost accordion	15
	ghost beer	19
	ghost cucumber	1
	ghost key	73
	ghost of a necklace	90
	ghost toga	49
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghuol ears	135
	ghuol egg	198
	ghuol egg quiche	4
	ghuol guolash	144
	giant artisanal rice peeler	46
	Giant black monolith	12
	giant breath mint	2
	giant cactus quill	34
	giant discarded bottlecap	47
	giant discarded plastic fork	24
	giant discarded torn-up glove	23
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	2
	giant giant moth dust	30
	giant grain of protein powder	201
	giant green gummi bear	101
	giant green gummi ingot	102
	giant gym membership card	56
	giant heirloom grape tomato	72
	giant jar of protein powder	7
	giant marshmallow	4
	giant motorcycle boots	11
	giant moxie weed	8
	giant neckbeard	14
	giant needle	102
	giant pearl	3
	giant penguin keychain	78
	giant pinky ring	8
	giant red gummi bear	94
	giant red gummi ingot	110
	giant safety pin	33
	giant spider leg	10
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	12
	giant turkey leg	45
	giant yellow gummi bear	80
	giant yellow gummi ingot	117
	gibson	5
	gift card	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	3
	Gin Mint	6
	gin-soaked blotter paper	11
	ginger snaps	25
	gingerbread nylons	1
	gingerbread pirate	1
	gingerbread smartphone	3
	gingerbread wine	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	1
	Girdle of Hatred	1
	glacial sapphire	11
	gladiator tunica	1
	glark cable	7
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass eye	1
	glass of bourbon	12
	glass of goat's milk	3
	glass of herbal tequila	19
	glass of warm milk	4
	glass of warm water	3
	gleaming oyster egg	2
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening oyster egg	3
	glittery mascara	11
	Glo-Pop	2
	glob of cream cheese	166
	glob of enchanted icing	31
	glob of extra-green chlorophyll	72
	glob of green slime	27
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	49
	globe of Deep Sauce	3
	gloomy black mushroom	23
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
	glowing esca	5
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	46
	glowing spore pod	18
	gnat lasagna	2
	gnatwing	65
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	10
	gnawed-up dog bone	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	21
	gnoll lips	2
	gnoll teeth	17
	Gnollish casserole dish	9
	Gnollish Crossdress	4
	Gnollish flyswatter	2
	Gnollish pie tin	11
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish sangria	2
	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
	Gnomish sagngria	2
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	go-go potion	2
	goat beard	22
	goat cheese	42
	goat cheese pizza	2
	goatskin umbrella	6
	gob of wet hair	537
	Goggles of Loathing	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
	gold lamé pants	3
	gold nuggets	1
	gold tooth	4
	gold toothbrush	8
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
	gold wedding ring	94
	golden fleece	1
	golden gun	1
	goo magnet	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	114
	good ash	5
	good brain	1
	good gravy	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	3
	googly chest eyes	1
	googly eye	5
	gooified animal matter	3
	gooified mineral matter	2
	gooified vegetable matter	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	4
	GOTO	1
	gourmet gourami oil	1
	government cheese	1
	government per-diem	1,301
	government-issue identification badge	1
	government-issued candy	1
	gr8ps	16
	grain of sand	2
	grapefruit	3
	grapes	6
	grass whistle	4
	grassy cutlass	3
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
	grave robbing shovel	24
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
	gray seashell	2
	grease trap	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	green balloon	1
	green beer	8
	green candy heart	108
	green clay bead	22
	Green Clover of Justice	2
	green drunki-bear	98
	green gummi ingot	125
	Green Manalishi	184
	green marshmallow	4
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	361
	green pixel potion	37
	green smoke bomb	7
	green snowcone	3
	gremlin juice	64
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grey down vest	23
	grimy lab coat	2
	grip key	1
	grisly shell fragment	9
	grog	5
	grog nuts	46
	Groll doll	1
	grouchy restless spirit	4
	groveling gravel	47
	grubby wool	1,256
	grubby wool beerwarmer	34
	grubby wool gloves	18
	grubby wool hat	17
	grubby wool scarf	14
	grubby wool trousers	16
	grubby woolball	63
	grue egg	8
	grue egg omelette	4
	grumpy old man charrrm	8
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	2
	guancertina	8
	guano coffee cup	101
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	34
	guilty sprout	32
	guitar pick	163
	gummi canary	137
	gummi salamander	133
	gummi snake	127
	gummi turtle	61
	Gummi-DNA	90
	Gummi-Gnauga	123
	gumshoes	1
	gun cleaning kit	3
	gunky chicken	36
	gunpowder burrito	2
	gunwale	1
	gunwale whalegun	1
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	gym membership card	1
	haemolymphnode	2
	haggis socks	2
	haggis-infused soap	1
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	37
	Hairpiece On Fire	3
	Half a Purse	3
	half of a gold tooth	61
	half-baked potion	19
	half-height cigar	3
	half-melted spoon	9
	half-rotten brain	2
	half-size scalpel	36
	half-sized guitar	4
	halfberd	1
	hamethyst	106
	hamlet sandwich	261
	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	handful of bees	1
	handful of Boltsmann bearings	16
	handful of confetti	95
	handful of hand chalk	262
	handful of honey	33
	handful of moss	5
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of nuts and berries	74
	handful of sand	281
	handful of sawdust	21
	handful of Smithereens	4
	handful of stubble	2
	handful of tips	1
	handful of toilet paper	9
	handful of walnuts	39
	handsomeness potion	6
	handyman "hand soap"	2
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hard rock	40
	hard spore pod	16
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hardening cream	16
	harem girl t-shirt	3
	haunted battery	36
	haunted Hell ramen	1
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	hawk	64
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	head mirror	5
	head-mounted Trainbot	5
	headhunter necktie	20
	headless sparrow	1
	heart cozy	1
	heart necklace	12
	heart of the volcano	31
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heat-resistant gloves	3
	heavy crown	64
	heavy D	120
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	heavy metal sonata	2
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	65
	Heimandatz's heart	7
	Hell broth	1
	hell in a bucket	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	135
	hellseal claw	281
	hellseal whisker	251
	helmet recipe	3
	helmet turtle	1,189
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	6
	henna face paint	39
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	15
	herbs	36
	hermit permit	62
	high-calorie sugar substitute	2
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	6
	high-temperature mining mask	1
	hill of beans	114
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippopotamus skin	12
	Hippy Army MPE	48
	hippy bongo	3
	hippy medical kit	5
	hippy protest button	6
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo nickel	2
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holistic headache remedy	17
	Hollandaise helmet	1,169
	hollow rock	220
	holly-flavored Hob-O	95
	Homebodyl™	50
	honey bun of Boris	1
	honey dipper	2
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	31
	honey-dipped locust	207
	honey-drenched ham slice	85
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	horizontal tango	5
	hors d'oeuvre tray	16
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot ashes	2
	hot buttered roll	89
	hot coal	55
	hot date	80
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	27
	hot nuggets	1
	hot plate	65
	hot powder	4
	hot spore pod	19
	hot wad	21
	hot wine	2
	hot wing	511
	hot-ass club	1
	housekeeping automa-core	6
	How to Avoid Scams	2
	How to Play Othello	4
	huge Crimbo cookie	13
	huge gold coin	2
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge spoon	12
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	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice porter	5
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	81
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,011
	ice-cold Willer	320
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	iced-out bling	11
	icy katana hilt	1
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	7,202
	iFlail	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	8
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
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	Illuminati earpiece	3
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	11
	imitation crab meat	38
	imitation White Russian	123
	imp air	40
	Imp Ale	4,975
	imp unity ring	65
	imported taffy	998
	impure gasoline	8
	incredible pizza	11
	industrial strength starch	26
	industrially-crushed ice	88
	infernal fife	40
	infernal insoles	62
	infernal toilet brush	2
	inflammable leaf	31,048
	inflatable duck	5
	infrablack lipstick	1
	ingot turtle	2
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	209
	inky squid sauce	103
	insanely spicy bean burrito	16
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	4
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	4
	Instant Karma	39
	intact anemone spike	2
	interesting-looking twig	2
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	interrogative elixir	4
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	invisible potion	2
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	Iron Beta of Industry	72
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	ironic mint	1
	irradiated candy cane	109
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irradiated turtle	3
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	2
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	255
	jack flapper	2
	Jacob's rung	6
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	jagged tooth	27
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	jam band bootleg	1
	Jamaican coffee	1
	jamfish jam	5
	janglin' bones	5
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
	jar of fermented pickle juice	11
	jar of frostigkraut	2
	jar of squeeze	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3
	jaunty feather	30
	jazzy cigarette holder	2
	Jeans of Loathing	1
	Jefferson wings	7
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	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingling spore pod	33
	jive turkey leg	15
	Jocko Homo's head	5
	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
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	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
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	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	76
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	18
	jumping bean burrito	2
	jungle drum	8
	jungle floor wax	48
	juniper berries	41
	Kashmir sweater	5
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	Kelflar vest	2
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	3
	ketchup hound	206
	Kevlar balloon	1
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	kickback cookbook	1
	kill screen	1
	killing jar	21
	kilopede skull	10
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
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	kiwi beak	2
	kneecapping stick	75
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	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	31
	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
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	Knob Goblin firecracker	228
	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
	Knob Goblin harem veil	83
	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
	Knob Goblin love potion	36
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	8
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
	Knob Goblin pants	119
	Knob Goblin perfume	41
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
	Knob Goblin scimitar	91
	Knob Goblin seltzer	88
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
	Knob Goblin spatula	12
	Knob Goblin steroids	23
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
	Knob Goblin tongs	136
	Knob Goblin visor	16
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	knob ka-bobs	12
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	90
	Knob nuts	51
	Knob pasty	3
	Knob sausage	7
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	12
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	Knoll shroomkabob	4
	kobold kibble	1
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	30
	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
	Kudzu slaw	2
	kumquat	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
	lab-grown meat	1
	ladle of mystery	1
	Lapis Lazuli	1,130
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	large tankard of ale	1
	lava-proof pants	1
	lavawater	5
	lavender candy heart	144
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	LCD game: Garbage River	1
	lead necklace	21
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf of grass	12
	leaflet	1
	leafy browns	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	93
	leather glove	1
	leather mask	47
	leathery bat skin	13
	leathery cat skin	125
	leathery rat skin	392
	LED candle	2
	Lederhosen of the Night	5
	left bracket	1
	left parenthesis	9
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover chocolate bar	3
	leftovers	2
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	96
	leg-mounted Trainbots	4
	legitimate business on the beach	17
	lemon	291
	lemon meringue pie	1
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	length of string	1
	Lens of Hatred	1
	Lens of Violence	1
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	leotarrrd	5
	Let Me Be!	2
	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	3
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	lewd playing card	1
	libation of liveliness	4
	libertagliatelle	1
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	licorice root	103
	lihc eye	244
	lihc eye pie	6,970
	lihc face	43
	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
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	lime	13
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	228
	line	381
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	linguini of the sea	1
	linoleum ore	169
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	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lint	2
	lion oil	8
	liquid shifting time weirdness	15
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	little paper umbrella	585
	little red .epub file	2
	liver popsicle	34
	loadstone	7
	loaf of soda bread	3
	loafers	3
	Loathing Idol Microphone	2
	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	3
	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	5
	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	3
	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
	lodestone	14
	logging hatchet	2
	long pork	133
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	8
	long-forgotten necklace	2
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	4
	loofah ladle	1
	loofah lavalier	1
	loofah lederhosen	1
	loofah legwarmers	1
	loofah lei	1
	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
	loofah lumps	1
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	211
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	83
	los chinos	1
	lost elf luggage	17
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	2
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	lovecat tail	9
	low-budget shield	24
	lowercase N	5
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	lucky rabbit's foot	13
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lucky-ish pill	5
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	lump of Brituminous coal	7
	lump of coal	36
	lump of diamond	2
	lump of loyal latite	60
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	lustrous oyster egg	3
	lychee chuhai	1
	lynyrd musk	421
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	3
	lynyrd snare	44
	M-242	78
	macaroni duck	7
	Mace of the Tortoise	2
	macroplane grater	1
	Mad Train wine	88
	madius	1
	Mae West	1
	mafia aria	2
	magenta seashell	1
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	36
	magical ice cubes	644
	magical mystery juice	25
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	19
	magical pony: Pearjack	12
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	23
	magical pony: Shutterfly	21
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	12
	magical pony: Uniquity	18
	magicalness-in-a-can	39
	magilaser blastercannon	39
	magnificent oyster egg	45
	maiden wig	15
	makeshift cape	2
	makeshift crane	4
	makeshift skirt	2
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	6
	mana curds	52
	mandarina colada	1
	Manetwich	2
	mangled finger	11
	mangled squirrel	2
	mannequin leg	3
	mantis skull	18
	Manual of Secret Door Detection	4
	map to a candy-rich block	4
	maple syrup	1
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	mariachi hat	1,221
	mariachi pants	1
	marine aquamarine	2
	Mark I Steam-Hat	7
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
	Mark V Steam-Hat	35
	Marltini	1,010
	marshmallow	4
	marshmallow bomb	33
	marshroom	2
	martini	36
	marzipan skull	453
	massive sitar	1
	massive wrench	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	7
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
	Meat Butler	231
	meat engine	4
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	3
	meat paste	16,777,215
	meat stack	2,533,888
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	11
	meatball	3
	meatsmithing guide	6
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	49
	megatofu	29
	Meleegra™ pills	5
	melon-infused sake	2
	melted Jell-o shot	20
	meme generator	1
	mentholated wine	1
	menudo ravioli	17
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	13
	Mer-kin bunwig	2
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	11
	Mer-kin cooljuice	12
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
	Mer-kin foodbucket	9
	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	56
	Mer-kin hidepaint	10
	Mer-kin hookspear	19
	Mer-kin killscroll	4
	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
	Mer-kin lipstick	97
	Mer-kin lunchbox	3
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	23
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	11
	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	2
	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	20
	Mer-kin sneakmask	14
	Mer-kin strongjuice	2
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	10
	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
	Mer-kin weaksauce	43
	Mer-kin wordquiz	11
	Mer-kin worktea	2
	mercenary headband	1
	mesh cap	89
	mesquito proboscis	1
	metallic A	145
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	79
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	13
	midriff scrubs	11
	milestone	12
	military-grade peppermint oil	2
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	1
	mimosette	3
	miner's helmet	18
	miner's pants	10
	miniature boiler	9
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature power pill	1
	minin' dynamite	14
	Mint Yulep	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	Misty Cape	25
	Misty Cloak	46
	Misty Robe	26
	mixed wildflower greens	34
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
	mocking turtle	2
	Mohawk wig	60
	moist sailor's cap	4
	mojo filter	3
	mole molé	1
	molehill mountain	16
	molotov cocktail cocktail	103
	molten scrap metal	2
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	10
	Monstar energy beverage	23
	monster bait	2
	moonberry wine cooler	36
	moose antlers	39
	moose chocolate	9
	moose thought	91
	Morbidda trading card	1
	moreltini	255
	morning dew	1
	Mornington crescent roll	64
	mostly-broken sunglasses	14
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	91
	mother's little helper	4
	mother's necklace	355
	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
	Mountain Stream soda	295
	mouse skull	47
	moustache sock	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	147
	Mr. Accessaturday	12
	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Big's Wallet	2
	Mr. Mediocrebar	154
	Mrs. Rush	14
	MSG	11
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	13
	muddy pirate hat	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	16,777,215
	mulled wine	3
	mullet wig	36
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	3
	mummy wrapping	290
	Murderer's Punch	41
	murky potion	1
	muscle oil	2
	mushroom fermenting solution	27
	mushroom pizza	3
	mushroom whiskey	2
	musk turtle	1
	My First Paycheck envelope	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
	Mysterious Stranger	1
	nail file	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	109
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	34
	nasty-ass club	1
	nastygeist	23
	natural fennel soda	90
	natural magick candle	185
	nauseating reagent	1
	ncle leg	2
	Necbro wafers	95
	necklace chain	2
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	negative lump	1
	negotiatin' hammer	4
	Neuromancer	1
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	neverending wallet chain	3
	New Age healing crystal	3
	New Age hurting crystal	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	6
	New Zealand iced tea	19
	Newbiesport™ tent	101
	Newman's Own Trousers	6
	nice warm beer	129
	ninja carabiner	3
	ninja crampons	2
	ninja eyeblack	19
	ninja fear powder	8
	ninja hot pants	29
	ninja mop	17
	ninja rope	1
	non-aged vinegar	4
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	14
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
	novelty fruit hat	13
	Now and Earlier	109
	Nuclear Blastball	99
	nurse's hat	2
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
	nutty organic salad	19
	O'RLY manual	48
	obsidian nutcracker	3
	ocarina of space	29
	ocean motion	4
	octopus's spade	3
	officer's nog	9
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	9
	oil pan	4
	oil shell	14
	oil slacks	5
	oil-filled donut	1
	oily boid	3
	oily golden mushroom	9
	oily mushroom wine	1
	ointment of the occult	2
	ojo de pez burrito	3
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
	old bronzer	27
	old candy wrapper	1
	old coin purse	2
	old eyebrow pencil	48
	old leather wallet	2
	old love note	2
	old rosewater cream	81
	old school beer pull tab	2
	old school calculator watch	1
	old sweatpants	1,300
	old-fashioned	1
	old-school pirate grog	1
	oldcake	1
	olive	26
	olive lo mein	1
	one glove	1
	one piece of bubble gum	1
	one pill	389
	one-winged stab bat	2
	onion shurikens	2
	Oopsie IPA	1
	open sauce	154
	opera mask	1
	opium grenade	11
	orange	80
	orange and black Crimboween candy	105
	orange candy heart	127
	orange peel hat	3
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	8
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	49
	orc wrist	35
	Orcish baseball cap	2
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	87
	orcish nailing lube	143
	orcish rubber	119
	orcish stud-finder	32
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	159
	ornate picture frame	39
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Osk'r Chow	1
	Othello's dagger	4
	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	2
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	2
	out-of-work circus flea	9
	outlaw bandana	5
	oven mitts	2
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overcookie	4
	overly-fancy hot cocoa	2
	overpriced "imported" beer	10
	oversized pipe	6
	oversized pizza cutter	51
	oversized skullcap	32
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	7
	oyster egg balloon	1
	oyster sauce	1
	P.B.L.T.	1
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	packet of beer nuts	1
	padded tortoise	4
	PADL Phone	65
	page of the Necrohobocon	7
	pail	121
	Pain Dip	114
	painful penne pasta	2
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	4
	painting of a glass of wine	62
	pair of government shades	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	9
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond fan	4
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
	pants kit	3
	pants of the Slug Lord	18
	panty raider camouflage	4
	papaya	244
	papaya sling	3
	papaya slung	15
	papaya taco	5
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party balloon	2
	party hat	102
	pasta spoon	1,215
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	4
	patchouli incense stick	9
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	PB&BP	2
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
	peace accordion	7
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	184
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	100
	peanut sauce	2
	pear	174
	pear lozenge	3
	pear tart	1
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pearlescent oyster egg	1
	pebble of proud pyrite	6
	pec oil	71
	PEEZ dispenser	2
	pegfinger	6
	pencil stub	54
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin skin	3
	pentacorn hat	1
	pentagram bandana	1
	pentatonic accordion	5
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
	peppermint bomb	1
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	38
	peppermint tack	86
	peppermint twist	28
	peppermint-scented socks	1
	percent sign	3
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	336
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
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	perpendicular hula	6
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	pestopiary	117
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	Pete's rich ricotta	2
	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
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	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
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	pie man was not meant to eat	75
	piece of after eight	99
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	pile of Trainbot parts	169
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	Pine-Fresh air freshener	31
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	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
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	pixel shield	3
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	pixel whip	39
	pixel whiskey	16
	pixellated candy heart	131
	Pizza of Legend	3
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	plain bagel	76
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	plain old beer	1
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	PlexiPips	91
	plot hole	43
	plum	192
	plum wine	18
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	plunge-leg	1
	plus one	2
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	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
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	pointed stick	27
	pointy mushroom	25
	Polka Pop	2
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	Polysniff Perfume	7
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	poodle skirt	2
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	pool shark hair oil	14
	poppy	175
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	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porquoise	123
	portable cassette player	2
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	portable table	12
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	precision snowball	118
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	pretty bouquet	2
	pretty flower	99
	print screen button	1
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	pristine fish scale	2
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	pro skateboard	1
	probability potion	89
	procrastination potion	83
	Professor What T-Shirt	11
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	Punching Potion	1
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	pygmy phone number	70
	pygmy pygment	39
	pygmy spear	6
	pygmy witchhazel	5
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
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	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	20
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	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow glitter candle	176
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	Ralph IX cognac	1
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	Ram's Face Lager	23
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	raspberry	1
	rat appendix	150
	rat appendix kabob	8
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	rat carcass	1
	rat head balloon	1
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	ratgut	30
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	ravioli hat	1,254
	raw stuffing	3
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	really thick spine	32
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	7
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	6
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	6
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
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	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
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	red foxglove	30
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	resolution: be feistier	7
	resolution: be happier	7
	resolution: be kinder	9
	resolution: be luckier	6
	resolution: be more adventurous	4
	resolution: be sexier	10
	resolution: be smarter	7
	resolution: be stronger	7
	resolution: be wealthier	3
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	reverse Tantalus	1
	rewinged stab bat	55
	rhinestone	1
	ribbon candy	94
	rice bowl	9
	ridiculously huge sword	51
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	6
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	ring of Detect Boring Doors	72
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	ring of gain strength	4
	ring of half-assed regeneration	27
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	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
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	ring setting	5
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	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	61
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	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
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	ruby W	119
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	rum-soaked fruitcake	13
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	scrap of shadow	8
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	security automa-core	1
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	Senior Mints	131
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
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	Serenity trading card	2
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	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	100
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	shot of blackberry schnapps	211
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	shot of granola liqueur	5
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	133
	shot of mescal	10
	shot of orange schnapps	92
	shot of peach schnapps	27
	shot of pear schnapps	33
	shot of rotgut	2
	shot of tomato schnapps	4
	shot of wasp venom	740
	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	3
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	shrinking powder	3
	Shrubble Bubble	1
	shuriken salad	63
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	silver table-scraper	2
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	smirking shrunken head	76
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	Source essence	1,245
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	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	1
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	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	22
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	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	14
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	stench nuggets	1
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	61
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	107
	stick	1
	stick of "gum"	113
	stick of firewood	1
	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
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	sticky hand whip	4
	sticky lava globs	1
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	stinkin' bindle	2
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	stolen accordion	1,252
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	stolen office supplies	37
	stolen sushi	92
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	Stone Golem pebbles	2
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	strawberry	145
	strawberry daiquiri	22
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	9
	strawberry wine	8
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	115
	stray chihuahua	4
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	Strong, Silent Type	36
	strongness elixir	72
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed angry cow	52
	stuffed astral badger	36
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	35
	stuffed can of asparagus	6,277,215
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	37
	stuffed cocoabo	40
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	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	41
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	49
	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
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	stuffed kraken	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	37
	stuffed mind flayer	41
	stuffed ninja snowman	5
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	44
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	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	52
	stuffed snowy owl	44
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	stuffed spooky mushroom	6
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	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	44
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	34
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	stuffing	7
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	Sugar Cog	107
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	sugar shard	146
	sugar sheet	96
	sugar shield	88
	sugar shillelagh	95
	sugar shirt	94
	sugar shorts	100
	sugar shotgun	104
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	sugar-coated pine cone	108
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	suggestive strozzapreti	96
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	Swabbie™ swab	10
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	sweet roll Alabama	207
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	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
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	tangerine	1
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	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	463
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	This Charming Flan	1
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	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
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	tiny plastic angry goat	84
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	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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	tiny plastic barrrnacle	70
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	tiny plastic cocoabo	84
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	tiny plastic dining car	1
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	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	18
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	tiny plastic mosquito	84
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	tiny plastic Professor What	1
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	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	90
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	Typical Tavern swill	119
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	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
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	worthless knick-knack	629
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	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	17
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	x-ray mirror	1
	Xiblaxian polymer	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	2
	yak skin	6
	Yakisoba's hat	7
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	34
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Meade	49
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	101
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	Yeast of Boris	85
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	yellow drunki-bear	84
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	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
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	Yummy Tummy bean	518
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