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Display Case for TheBrent (#356636)
This player is a member of the clan Urban Achievers.

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TheBrent (#356636)
This player has 4,793 unique items and 533,372 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 165
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 39
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 232
2-ball 29
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 16
30669 scroll 268
33398 scroll 452
334 scroll 331
37x37x37 puzzle cube 42
4-ball 27
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional guitar 10
4:20 bomb 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 25
6-ball 19
64067 scroll 27
668 scroll 49
7-ball 24
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 179
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 101
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 10
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 26
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a little sump'm sump'm 11
A. W. O. L. commendation 70
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 13
abominable snowcone 79
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 2
accidental cider 28
acid-squirting flower 22
acoustic guitarrr 111
actual reality goggles 9
adder 7
adder bladder 149
adhesive tape dolly 2
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 5
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 68
airblaster gun 23
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 13
Alice's Army Bowman 7
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 5
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 6
Alice's Army Halberder 13
Alice's Army Hammerman 12
Alice's Army Horseman 10
Alice's Army Lanceman 9
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 4
Alice's Army Martyr 2
Alice's Army Ninja 7
Alice's Army Nurse 7
Alice's Army Page 9
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 8
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 8
Alice's Army Swordsman 11
Alice's Army Wallman 11
all-purpose cleaner 178
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 2
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 93
amulet of extreme plot significance 215
Amulet of Yendor 183
ancient calendar fragment 4
ancient cursed foot locker 13
ancient frozen dinner 36
ancient ice cream scoop 8
ancient Magi-Wipes 169
ancient poisoned dart 60
ancient protein powder 198
Ancient Saucehelm 9
ancient spice 34
ancient stone fist 66
ancient stone head 27
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
ancient vinyl coin purse 117
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 3,498
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 15
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 21
ant agonist 85
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 6
ant pick 7
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 5
ant sickle 5
anti-anti-antidote 14
anticheese 22
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 5
antique bottle of cough syrup 9
antique bottle opener 12
antique greaves 20
antique hand mirror 27
antique helmet 18
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 28
antique painting of a landscape 5
antique pair of blue jeans 4
antique record album 68
antique shield 13
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 16
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 135
around the world 2
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrowgram 7
arrrgyle socks 77
Arrrmetia trading card 19
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 6
asbestos apron 14
asbestos crossbow 21
asbestos crossbow string 96
asbestos helmet turtle 3
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 86
asbestos staff 17
asbestos stick 11
asbestos sword 12
asbestos sword hilt 6
ASCII shirt 24
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 154
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 9
aspirin 2
asshat 8
astral mushroom 1
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 7
atomic vector plotter 11
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 6
augmented El Vibrato drone 2
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 2
awful poetry journal 3,554
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 61
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 21
bacon bath ball 13
baconstone 9
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 142
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 2
bag of airline peanuts 155
bag of bones 24
bag of Cheat-Os 147
bag of GORF 111
bag of GORP 132
bag of lard 14
bag of many confections 3
bag of pygmy blood 4
bag of QWOP 34
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 131
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 19
ball 14
ball-in-a-cup 2
ballast turtle 3
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 10
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 80
balsa plank 18
bamboo bokuto 18
banana 8
banana cream pie 6
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 162
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 3
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 5
bananagate 167
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
banjo strings 1
bar skin 230
bar whip 4
barbed-wire fence 33
bargain flash powder 6
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 133
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 137
barskin buckler 3
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 8
barskin loincloth 3
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 2
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 19
baseball 159
Bash-Ōs boxtop 9
Bash-Ōs cereal 9
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 197
bat haggis 2
bat hat 2
bat whip 3
bat wing 450
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 89
batgut 514
bath ball gift set 70
battered Crimbo Crate 21
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 4
bazookafish bubble gum 51
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 77
beach glass necklace 4
bean burrito 5
beanbag chair 2
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 18
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 10
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 460
beer bong 87
beer cartilage 7
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 243
beer lens 23
beer-a-pult 4
beer-scented teddy bear 37
beer-soaked mop 7
beertini 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 15
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 6
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 4
bejeweled accordion strap 6
bejeweled cufflinks 7
bejeweled pledge pin 250
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 91
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 23
bent scrap metal 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 2
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 6
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 5
BGE merchandise order form 32
BGE pocket calendar 7
BGE shotglass 18
BGE temporary tattoo 4
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 14
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 7
big bad voodoo mask 17
big bass drum 5
big boom 14
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 3
big red clown nose 63
big rock 2
big stick 4
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 209
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 3
bindlestocking 51
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 81
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 26
bit-o-cactus 112
bite-me-red lipstick 129
bitter bowtie 3
BitterSweetTarts 3
BittyCar HotCar 3
BittyCar MeatCar 4
BittyCar SoulCar 3
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 41
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 5
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 147
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 649
black cowboy hat 3
black eyedrops 6
black facepaint 5
black forest cake 33
black forest ham 41
black greaves 76
black helmet 66
black kettle drum 43
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 109
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 101
black pepper 20
black picnic basket 16
black pixel 1,385
black plastic oyster egg 3
black polka-dot oyster egg 28
black pudding 41
black sheepskin diploma 4
black shield 64
black snake skin 62
black snowcone 1
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 66
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 677
blackberry 217
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 5
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 34
blammer 2
blank diary 3
blank fudge mold 11
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 22
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 312
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 210
Bling of the New Wave 5
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 22
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 21
blood flower 1
Blood Light 24
blood of the Wereseal 7
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloody beer 116
bloody clown pants 66
bloody mary 3
blue class ring 7
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 3
blue pixel 1,803
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 689
blue plastic baby 4
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 9
blue raspberry troll doll 4
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 2
blunt icepick 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 3
boiling seal blood 7
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 15
bone chips 25
bone collar 3
bone crusher 2
bone flute 83
bone meal 15
bone rattle 124
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 20
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonerang 3
Bonerdagon necklace 12
boning knife 3
book of matches 20
booty chest charrrm 89
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 17
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 8
Bordeaux Marteaux 3
borg sock monkey 5
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 105
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 34
borrowed time 9
Boss Bat bling 10
Boss Bat britches 21
bottle of alcohol 170
bottle of antifreeze 5
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Blank-Out 19
bottle of bubbles 379
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 13
bottle of cooking sherry 28
bottle of Definit 35
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 43
bottle of fire 101
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 327
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 113
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 31
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 43
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 253
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 9
bottle of Ooze-O 105
bottle of peppermint schnapps 4
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 3
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of popskull 41
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 6
bottle of rum 1,059
bottle of sake 12
bottle of sewage schnapps 104
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 825
bottle of ultravitamins 13
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 18
bottle of vodka 644
bottle of whiskey 852
bottle opener belt buckle 105
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 4
boulder 49
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 486
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 8
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 4
box 150
box of Dweebs 3
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 223
box of sunshine 12
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxcar turtle 2
boxed champagne 12
boxed wine 168
boxing glove 19
boxing glove on a spring 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 15
brains casserole 2
BRAINS shorts 50
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 6
brainy skull 9
brand new key 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 8
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 2
breaded beer 5
breakfast mess 1
breath mint 143
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 187
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1,467
BRICKO bulwark 4
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 458
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 5
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 3
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 4
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 532
brigand brittle 35
Bright Water 4
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 84
brine 241
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 34
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 4
broken clock 3
broken El Vibrato drone 2
broken glass grenade 3
broken skull 485
broken sword 19
bronze breastplate 50
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 84
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 7
brown pixel 520
brown plastic baby 3
brown sugar cane 109
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 210
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 5
bubblewrap ore 16
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 3
bubblin' crude 166
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 177
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 3
bucket of wine 62
buckler buckle 4
buckyball 16
buffalo blade 3
bugbear beanie 110
bugbear bungguard 118
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 3
bugged balaclava 4
bugged beanie 3
Bulky Buddy Box 5
bull blubber 2
bullet-proof corduroys 393
bum cheek 197
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 35
bunch of square grapes 95
bungle in the jungle 3
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 28
burnt flower 5
burrowgrub hive 5
burst hellseal brain 7
BURT 5
bus pass 74
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 9
C.H.U.M. knife 17
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 22
cactus fruit 88
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 5
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout pup tent 106
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 63
can of black paint 24
can of CRIMBCOLA 60
can of depilatory cream 11
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 10
can of maces 77
can of Red Minotaur 73
can of spinach 36
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 18
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 85
can-you-dig-it? 10
candied bolts 4
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 6
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 76
candy brain 1
candy cane 58
candy cane candygram 1
candy kneecapping stick 9
candy knuckles 12
candy skeleton 3
candy stake 5
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 75
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 300
canteen of wine 55
capacitor relay 14
carbon nanotube frame 7
carbonated soy milk 151
carbonated water lily 94
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 5
cardboard katana 8
cardboard ore 17
cardboard staff 2
cardboard sword 3
cardboard wakizashi 87
caret 10
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 3
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 112
carton of rotten eggs 2
casino pass 41
cast 328
cast-iron legacy paddle 4
cat appendix 129
catgut 241
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 2
catsup 4
cement sandals 9
centipede eggs 81
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 2
chainsaw chain 68
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 5,802
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 4
charming flute 7
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 78
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 694
cheap toaster 8
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheezburger 3
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef skull 2
chef's hat 374
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 92
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 28
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 2
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 8
chintzy disco ball pendant 9
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 4
chintzy seal pendant 5
chintzy turtle brooch 11
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 3
chiptune guitar 4
chisel 4
chitinous pod 4
chlorine crystal 7
chloroform rag 35
chocolate bath ball 19
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 6
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 3
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 3
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 10
chocolate-frosted king cake 12
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 66
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 4
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 54
chrome crossbow 13
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 39
chrome staff 22
chrome stick 9
chrome sword 20
chrome sword hilt 7
chunk of depleted Grimacite 129
chunk of rock salt 7
Cinco Mayo Lager 3
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 32
citrus-infused sake 2
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 84
Claybender glasses 2
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 31
Cloaca-Cola 158
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 18
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 13
Cloaca-Cola helmet 14
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 5
Cloaca-Cola shield 10
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clock-cleaning hammer 2
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 4
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 4
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 2
clockwork doohickey 2
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 3
clockwork key 18
clockwork maid 2
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 2
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 13
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 134
clove-flavored lip balm 4
clown hammer 187
clown shoes 26
clown skin 20
clown whip 2
clown wig 4
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 6
club necklace 35
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 2
club sandwich 54
clutch of dodecapede eggs 3
cob of corn 8
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 39
cocktail napkin 263
cocktail onion 14
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,255
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 979
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 4
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 38
cog 517
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 7
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 3
Cold Hots candy 4
cold ninja mask 98
cold nuggets 54
cold powder 3
cold seal sweat 1
cold wad 55
cold water bottle 6
cold-filtered water 2
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 30
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 7
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 5,240
colorful toad 8
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 3
comfy pillow 34
commemorative war stein 16
communications windchimes 606
compression stocking 13
computronic processing unit 9
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 72
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 37
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool cat claw 2
cool cat elixir 2
cool jelly donut 2
cool mushroom 46
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 108
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 43
copper ha'penny charrrm 95
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 16
corncob pipe 5
corned-beef Reuben 102
cornuthaum 208
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
Corpse Island iced tea 54
corpse on the beach 54
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 61
corpsetini 57
correction fluid 116
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 3,510
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 27
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 5
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 2
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 3
cranberries 640
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 530
crazy little Turkish delight 269
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 2
cream stout 115
creamsicle 136
creepy ginger ale 9
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 135
CRIMBCO mug 74
CRIMBCO scrip 80,045
CRIMBCO wine 73
CRIMBCOIDS mints 60
CRIMBCOLOAF 60
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 4
Crimbo candied pecan 98
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 10
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 4
Crimbo fudge 100
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 4
Crimbo peppermint bark 97
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 4
Crimbo tree flocker 4
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbojito 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 3
Crimboween memo 20
Crimbuck 32
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 10
crossbow string 3
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 68
Crown of the Goblin King 136
crown-shaped beanie 7
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 9
crumbling rat skull 2
crumpled felt fedora 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal skull 3
crystallized memory 4
CSA all-purpose soap 99
CSA bravery badge 62
CSA cheerfulness ration 88
CSA discount card 70
CSA fire-starting kit 127
CSA obedience grenade 101
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 105
cube of billiard chalk 5
cup of infinite pencils 3
cup of primitive beer 3
cupcake-in-a-cup 23
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 37
cursed black pearl onion 4
cursed bottle of black-label rum 4
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 3
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 72
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyber-mattock 8
cyborg doll 5
cyborg stompin' boot 6
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 156
Daffy Taffy 8
daisy 1
dance card 53
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
dark potion 164
Das Überkühlraum trading card 35
das boot 4
day-old beer 14
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 6
dead guy's watch 146
dead lights pie 1
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 3
decanter of fine Scotch 5
decaying goldfish liver 14
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 559
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 118
defective skull 175
dehydrated caviar 114
delectable catalyst 5
delectable fire ant 30
delicious comfit? 12
delicious noodles 6
delicious salad 394
delicious shimmering moth 64
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious stinkbug 39
deluxe fax machine 7
demon buckler 2
demon skin 299
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 3
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 13
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 82
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 2
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 55
deodorant 122
depantsing bomb 29
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 115
designer handbag 2
detective skull 3
dethklok 3
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 3
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 44
diamond-studded cane 152
diamond-studded fronts 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 60
didgeridooka 239
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 127
digital key lime pie 3
digital underground potion 1
dill 653
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 3
dire fudgesicle 33
dirty hobo gloves 311
disassembled clover 124
disbelief suspenders 8
Disco 'Fro Pick 11
disco ball 149
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 3
disco horoscope (Aries) 3
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 4
disco horoscope (Gemini) 6
disco horoscope (Leo) 9
disco horoscope (Libra) 5
disco horoscope (Pisces) 9
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 5
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 4
disco horoscope (Taurus) 6
disco horoscope (Virgo) 8
disco mask 157
discocktail 31
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 140
disembodied brain 55
disembodied smile 3
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 150
disintegrating sheet music 5
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 121
distention pill 5
distilled fortified wine 39
distressed denim pants 219
disturbing fanfic 8,675
Divine 6
divine blowout 269
divine can of silly string 243
divine champagne flute 192
divine champagne popper 201
divine cracker 142
divine noisemaker 247
diving muff 4
DNOTC Box 50
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 4
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 86
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 29
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 9
dollar sign 5
dollhive 7
Dolphin King's crown 47
dolphin whistle 5
donkey flipbook 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 8
dope wheels 84
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 82
double daisy 2
double-barreled sling 23
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 10
drab sonata 97
draggin' ball hat 234
dragon snaps 3
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 70
dreadlock whip 97
dress pants 3
dried face 73
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 3
drone self-destruct chip 18
drop of water-37 250
Drowsy Sword 97
drum machine 69
drum of pomade 17
dry martini 2
dry noodles 4,324
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 142
dubious peppermint 3
ducha de oro 8
duck-on-a-string 3
duct tape 833
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 28
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
Duskwalker fangs 3
Duskwalker syringe 14
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 2
dusty animal skull 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 363
dusty bottle of Merlot 335
dusty bottle of Muscat 338
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 304
dusty bottle of Port 340
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 330
dusty Crimbo crate 25
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 3
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 2
dusty first cervical vertebra 3
dusty first lumbar vertebra 3
dusty first thoracic vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 3
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty left clavicle 3
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 3
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 3
dusty left fifth rib 9
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 4
dusty left fourth front claw 3
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 4
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 2
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 3
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 2
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 4
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left third front claw 3
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 4
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 5
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 5
dusty right femur 3
dusty right fibula 2
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 2
dusty right first rear claw 2
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 2
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 3
dusty right second rear claw 6
dusty right second rib 2
dusty right seventh rib 5
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 3
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 2
dusty right thumb 2
dusty right tibia 4
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 2
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 4
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 4
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 2
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 35
dwarvish magazine 29
dwarvish war helmet 4
dwarvish war kilt 4
dwarvish war mattock 4
Dyspepsi grenade 22
Dyspepsi-Cola 571
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 5
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 8
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 13
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 4
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 54
Eau de Guaneau 9
Ecto-Cooler 28
eel battery 2
eel sauce 2
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 2
eelskin pants 2
eelskin shield 2
effervescent potion 192
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 7
eggman noodles 25
eggnog 48
El Sombrero De Lopez 7
El Vibrato drone 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 2
El Vibrato power sphere 6
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 8
El Vibrato translator 2
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 7
electric crutch 5
electrical thingamabob 507
electronic dulcimer pants 6
elephant stinger 18
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 83
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 2
Elmley shades 13
Elron's Explosive Etude 4
elven limbos gingerbread 10
elven cellocello 111
elven hardtack 34
elven magi-pack 471
elven medi-pack 469
elven moonshine 14
elven socks 5
elven squeeze 31
elven suicide capsule 82
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1,726
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 159
empty meat tank 51
enchanted barbell 92
enchanted bean 48
enchanted bean burrito 12
enchanted brass knuckles 4
enchanted eyepatch 4
enchanted fire extinguisher 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
enchanted muesli 7
enchanted toothpick 23
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 160
energy drink IV 109
ennui-flavored potato chips 310
enormous belt buckle 97
enormous hoop earring 43
Ent cider 35
epic wad 1
equal sign 15
eraser nubbin 10
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 2
essential cameraderie 2
essential soy 2
essential tofu 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 324
evil golden arches 3
evil googly eye 6
evil teddy bear 4
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic jungle fruit 38
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 5
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
exploding hacky-sack 22
explosion-flavored chewing gum 156
extra-fancy ring setting 5
extra-greasy slider 12
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-see-thru nightie 302
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 47
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 13
eXtreme meat crossbow 3
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 179
eXtreme nose ring 3
eXtreme scarf 85
extremely skinny jeans 21
eye of newt 24
eye of the Tiger-lily 20
eye-pod 4
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 2
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 241
f3d0r4 202
facehugging alien 47
facsimile dictionary 126
fairy gravy boat 7
fake blood 5
fake fake vomit 186
fake hand 176
fake plastic grass 31
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 491
fancy beef jerky 4
fancy but probably evil chocolate 8
fancy canapés 4
fancy chocolate 4
fancy chocolate car 21
fancy dress ball 8
fancy opera glasses 6
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 3
fancy seashell necklace 8
farfalle bow tie 2
fat bottom quark 44
fat loot token 7
fat stacks of cash 33
fat wallet 16
FDKOL commendation 30,504
FDKOL fire hose 2
FDKOL hotcakes 250
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 37
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 106
fermenting powder 2
ferret bait 190
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 2
festive holiday hat 3
festive sausage 60
fetid feather 709
fettucini Inconnu 3
Feynman gate 13
fez of etymology 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 13
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 874
figurine of a charred seal 18
figurine of a cold seal 51
figurine of a cute baby seal 4
figurine of a shadowy seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 14
figurine of a slippery seal 5
figurine of a stinking seal 13
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 5
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 4
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 151
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 300
filthy hippy poncho 4
filthy knitted dread sack 287
filthy lucre 75
filthy pestle 56
filthy poultice 155
fin-bit wax 2
fine wine 3
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 35
fire 37
fire axe 2
fire flower 18
fire poi 132
fireclutch 15
fireman's helmet 3
fish bazooka 4
fish juice box 14
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 3
fish-liver oil 207
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy fish lasagna 3
fishy wand 2
fistful of ashes 27
fixed-gear bicycle 2
fizzy potion 144
flamin' bindle 2
flaming cardboard sword 3
flaming crutch 119
flaming feather 585
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 40
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming talons 245
flamingo mallet 2
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 3
flaregun 407
flashing novelty button 4
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 3
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
Flaskfull of Hollow 3
flat dough 57
flat mushroom wine 2
flavored foot massage oil 651
flavorless gruel 1
flayed mind 2
flimsy clipboard 81
flirtatious feather 327
floaty gravel 2
floaty inverse geode 3
floaty pebbles 6
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 39
floorboard cruft 2
floral print shirt 6
flower petal pie 4
flowing hippy skirt 16
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 4
flute of flat champagne 114
flyest of shirts 7
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 4
foam dart 633
foam noodle 5
foetid seal tear 3
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
foolscap fool's cap 25
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 3
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 3
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 2
forbidden danish 4
foreign box 10
forest tears 6
fortune cookie 2
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 41
Frat Army FGF 58
frat brats 22
frayed rope belt 5
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 2
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 3
fricasseed brains 19
friendly cheez blob 3
frightful feather 593
frigid air mattress 8
frigid fudgepuck 88
frigid hankyū 14
frigid mote 3
frigid ninja stars 811
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 10
frilly skirt 121
Frogade 2
Fromage Pinotage 2
Frost™ brand sword 5
frost-rimed seal hide 14
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 8
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 10
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 6
frozen banquet 18
frozen danish 2
frozen feather 793
frozen Mob Penguin 5
frozen mushroom 38
frozen nunchaku 78
frozen seal spine 3
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 8
fruitfilm 2
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudge bunny 2
fudge cube 2
fudge lily 67
fudge pocket square 2
fudge spork 2
fudgecule 36,573
fudgecycle 2
fudgesicle 6
Fudgie Roll 41
full meat tank 2
fumble formula 2
funhouse mirror 63
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 140
funky junk key 1
furniture dolly 55
furry fur 21,046
furry green earmuffs 2
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 6
furry kilt 2
furry pants 3
furry skirt 2
fustulent seal grulch 13
fuzzbump 5
fuzzy busby 5
fuzzy dice 11
fuzzy earmuffs 2
fuzzy montera 3
ga-ga radio 22
Gaia beads 148
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
Game Grid ticket 10
Game Grid token 10
ganger bandana 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
garish pinky ring 6
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 148
gator skin 105
gatorskin umbrella 6
gauze garter 124
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 3
gearbox necklace 2
Gearhead Goo 5
Genalen™ Bottle 5
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
ghost cucumber 757
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghost protocol 26
ghost trap 182
ghostly body paint 102
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 497
ghuol egg 507
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 287
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 3
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 3
giant cactus quill 19
giant cheesestick 2
giant clay ashtray 22
giant designer sunglasses 5
giant discarded bottlecap 48
giant discarded plastic fork 46
giant discarded torn-up glove 49
giant driftwood sculpture 5
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 108
giant glass of brandy 3
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant gym membership card 12
giant heirloom grape tomato 5
giant jar of protein powder 8
giant marshmallow 15
giant motorcycle boots 8
giant moxie weed 108
giant needle 20,640
giant pinky ring 132
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 2
giant safety pin 4
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 150
giant turkey leg 5
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 2
gibson 1
gift-a-pult 5
gilded ancient cursed chest 7
gilded ancient cursed key 10
gilded lily 1
gill rings 2
gilt perfume bottle 1
gimlet 7
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 14
gingerbread bugbear 11
gingerbread horror 10
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 12
gingerbread robot 4
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 3
glacial clock 2
glacial sapphire 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 5
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 106
glass of goat's milk 502
glass of warm milk 1
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 3
glimmering phoenix feather 3
glimmering raven feather 2
glimmering roc feather 33
glistening fish meat 7
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 15
glob of Blank-Out 3
glob of green slime 1
glob of spoiled mayo 4
globe of Deep Sauce 2
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing El Vibrato drone 2
glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 15
glowing red eye 276
glowing syringe 5
gnashing teeth 3
gnat lasagna 3
gnatloaf 2
gnatloaf casserole 4
gnatwing 150
gnatwing earring 4
gnauga hide 101
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 2
gnauga hide vest 3
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 4
gnoll lips 129
gnoll teeth 96
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 2
Gnollish flyswatter 118
Gnollish pie server 71
Gnollish pie tin 157
Gnollish plunger 90
Gnollish slotted spoon 57
Gnollish toolbox 132
Gnomish toolbox 3
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 13
Go-Wassail 215
goat 2
goat beard 313
goat cheese 466
goat cheese pizza 185
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 91
gob of wet hair 635
goblin autoblowgun 19
goblin hunting spear 21
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
gold lamé pants 21
gold toothbrush 3
gold wedding ring 3
golden plastic oyster egg 3
golden ring 127
golden twig 3
Good 'n' Slimy 3
good brain 695
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 50
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 9
goth kid t-shirt 111
GOTO 106
goulauncher 2
gr8ps 141
grape troll doll 3
grapefruit 164
grapes 93
grass blade 1
grass clippings 12
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 2
grassy cutlass 37
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 42
graveyard snowglobe 2
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 3
gray bow tie 12
grease gun 3
green balloon 1
green beer 9
green BRICKO brick 8
green candy heart 93
green candygram 2
green clay bead 156
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green glowstick 2
green gummi ingot 1,112
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 1,706
green pixel potion 11
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 26
green snowcone 3
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 73
gremlin mutagen 5
grinning turtle 2
grog 6
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 187
groupie bra 3
groupie lipstick 8
groupie spangles 2
grue egg 130
grue egg omelette 1
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
grumpy old man charrrm 71
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 38
grungy flannel shirt 15
guano coffee cup 11
guard turtle collar 6
guard turtle shell 38
guitar pick 75
gummi ammonite 3
gummi belemnite 3
gummi bowtie 3
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 3
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 2
gun cleaning kit 3
guy made of bee pollen 47
gyroscope 15
haggis socks 24
haggis-infused soap 35
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 15
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 2
hair of the fish 1
hair oil 88
hair spray 162
hairy staff 2
half-baked potion 37
half-height unicycle 2
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 16
half-size scalpel 2
half-sized guitar 27
halfberd 15
halibut 2
hamethyst 1
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 2
hammerus 4
hand grenegg 2
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 99
handful of crafty noodles 5
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 7
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 250
handful of honey 138
handful of juicy garbage 10
handful of Laughing Willow bark 7
handful of moss 93
handful of numbers 8
handful of nuts and berries 247
handful of pine needles 342
handful of sand 526
handful of sawdust 192
handful of Smithereens 3
handful of walnuts 9
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 29
handyman "hand soap" 1
happiness 34
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime belt 2
hardened slime hat 2
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 2
harem girl t-shirt 27
Hatorade 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 466
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
head mirror 3
headhunter necktie 21
heart necklace 39
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 2
heart of the volcano 18
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 3,800
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 4
heavy metal sonata 5
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy necklace chain 5
hedgeturtle 2
Heimandatz's heart 4
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 6
hellion cube 186
hellseal claw 224
hellseal whisker 203
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 6
helmet turtle 176
hemp net 9
hemp string 273
henna face paint 24
henna tattoo 5
herb brownies 20
herbal stuffing 81
herbs 370
hermit permit 11
herringcello 99
hideous egg 122
high-pressure seltzer bottle 9
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 5
hill of beans 652
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 3
hippopotamus pants 3
hippopotamus skin 3
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 198
hippy bongo 23
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 218
hippy protest button 244
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 3
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 10
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's blanket 8
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 30
holiday log 30
holistic headache remedy 8
Hollandaise helmet 38
holy bomb, batman 3
home robotics kit 20
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dew 3
honey-dipped locust 71
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 5
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 22
hot and sour sauce 2
hot buttered roll 2
hot cross bow 2
hot date 120
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 6
hot hi mein 3
hot katana blade 370
hot nuggets 36
hot pink lipstick 24
hot plate 54
hot powder 10
hot stuffing 4
hot wad 12
hot wing 1,249
hot-ass club 1
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 2
huge pumpkin 10
huge spoon 59
humming El Vibrato drone 2
Humpty Dumplings 7
hyperbolic plasma focuser 9
hyperinflated seal lung 5
hypodermic needle 18
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 2
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 300
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 759
ice-cold six-pack 96
ice-cold Willer 604
iced-out bling 3
icicle katana 2
icy katana hilt 147
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 6
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 8
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 9
Iiti Kitty phone charm 90
illegal firecracker 85
imbued seal-blubber candle 5
imitation crab crate 5
imitation crab meat 27
imitation whetstone 3
imitation White Russian 7
immense cyborg hand 14
imp air 8
Imp Ale 1,703
imp unity ring 53
incense bath ball 22
incredible pizza 1
incredibly creepy marionette 3
infernal fife 74
infernal insoles 90
infernal toilet brush 4
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 5
ingot of seal-iron 5
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 9
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 1
inkwell 114
Inndya trading card 19
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 63
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 81
interesting-looking twig 28
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intriguing puzzle box 7
invisibility potion 3
invisible bag 3
ion grid 11
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 9
irate sombrero 58
Iron Beta of Industry 30
iron pasta spoon 28
ironic battle spoon 4
ironic jogging shorts 4
ironic knit cap 2
ironic moustache 2
ironic oversized sunglasses 2
irradiated candy cane 12
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 3
irritability potion 3
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 84
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 11
jagged scrap metal 1
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 1
janglin' bones 3
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 8
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 111
Jarlsberg's earring 22
Jarlsberg's key lime 108
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 9
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 176
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 212
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 2
jigsaw blade 19
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 7
Jolly Roger charrrm 59
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 62
joybuzzer 168
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 3
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 59
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 79
jumbo olive 56
jumping bean burrito 2
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 35
jungle floor wax 23
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 5
kamicorpse-ee 3
keel-haulin' knife 2
keg shield 97
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 2
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 2
ketchup 11
ketchup hound 127
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 79
kickback cookbook 8
killer rag doll 3
killing feather 135
killing jar 1
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 20
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 8
kneecapping stick 116
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 60
Knob Göblin lòve potion 3
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 23
Knob Goblin elite helm 218
Knob Goblin elite pants 210
Knob Goblin elite polearm 226
Knob Goblin elite shirt 303
Knob Goblin eyedrops 21
Knob Goblin firecracker 318
Knob Goblin harem pants 205
Knob Goblin harem veil 223
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 121
Knob Goblin lunchbox 9
Knob Goblin melon baller 24
Knob Goblin nasal spray 140
Knob Goblin pants 343
Knob Goblin perfume 88
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 155
Knob Goblin scimitar 338
Knob Goblin seltzer 337
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 730
Knob Goblin steroids 116
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 92
Knob Goblin tongs 312
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 175
Knob jelly donut 4
knob ka-bobs 13
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 2
Knob lo mein 2
Knob mushroom 118
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 35
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 77
Knob sausage stir-fry 3
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 5
knobby helmet turtle 2
knobby kneepads 2
Knoll lo mein 2
Knoll mushroom 232
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 14
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 48
kobold kibble 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 190
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 13
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
ladle of mystery 3
large box 464
large cocoa eggshell fragment 3
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 14
laser-broiled pear 39
lavender candy heart 101
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 5
lavender striped oyster egg 2
lawn dart 5
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 76
lead yo-yo 8
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 2
leaf of grass 10
leaflet 7
leather aviator's cap 3
leather bookmark 4
leather chaps 89
leather mask 117
leathery bat skin 289
leathery cat skin 259
leathery rat skin 60
LED block 6
Lederhosen of the Night 3
left bracket 19
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 113
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 22
lemon 601
lemon meringue pie 4
lemon popsicle 6
lemonade marble 1
length of string 5
leotarrrd 60
leprechaun hatchling 2
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
letterman's jacket 3
lewd playing card 6
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
libation of liveliness 2
library card 3
licorice garrote 10
licorice root 136
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 616
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 210
limburger biker boots 8
lime 218
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 92
line 3,222
linoleum crossbow 16
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 63
linoleum staff 7
linoleum stick 4
linoleum sword 23
linoleum sword hilt 1
lint 1
lion oil 70
little box of fireworks 1
little paper umbrella 1,310
little parachute guy 1
little round pebble 2
live lobster 241
live nautical mine 7
live wire 8
liver and let pie 3
liver popsicle 6
llama lama gong 40
loaded serum blowgun 3
loadstone 4
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobster qua Grill 23
Lockenstock™ sandals 177
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 14
lollipop cufflinks 3
lollipop stick 164
long pork 146
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 2
long pork lasagna 2
long skinny balloon 66
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 3
loose teeth 741
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 93
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 98
los chinos 4
lost key 36
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 2
lotion of spookiness 2
lotion of stench 2
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 658
love song of disturbing obsession 54
love song of icy revenge 37
love song of naughty innuendo 68
love song of smoldering passion 99
love song of sugary cuteness 10
love song of vague ambiguity 103
lovecat tail 2
lowercase a 5
lowercase N 396
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 2
lucky rabbit's foot 112
Lucky Surprise Egg 3
lumbering jack 2
Lumineux Limnio 4
lump of Brituminous coal 3
lump of clay 10
lump of coal 4
lump of diamond 68
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 4
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 3
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 3
M-242 5
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 4
machetito 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 3
Mad Train wine 498
Mae West 10
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 88
magic lamp 31
magic whistle 78
magical ice cube with a fly in it 173
magical ice cubes 950
magical mystery juice 1,007
magicalness-in-a-can 146
magicberry tablets 39
magilaser blastercannon 76
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 3
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 9
magnifying glass 7
magnolia blossom 5
maid head 1
maiden wig 68
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mana curds 2
mandarina colada 53
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 2
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 4
many-eyed glasses 15
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 19
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 83
mariachi hat 43
mariachi pants 174
mariachi toothpaste 1
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 6
Mariner's Friend cough drops 3
marionette 4
marionette collective 5
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 3
marshmallow 19
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 5
marzipan skull 77
mass of wriggling tentacles 3
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 82
massive sitar 10
mauve paisley oyster egg 4
mauve plastic oyster egg 6
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 15
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 14
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 184
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 6
meat engine 83
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 245
meat golem 2
Meat maid 2
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 439
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 3
meat stack 259
meat vortex 997
meatcar model 3
meatloaf helmet 5
meatsmithing guide 3
meatspout staff 13
meaty helmet turtle 3
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 100
medium slimy cyst 2
megatofu 90
Meleegra™ pills 160
melted Jell-o shot 16
memory of a C 37
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 3
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 56
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 6
memory of an A 2
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 12
menorette 1
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin fastjuice 3
Mer-kin foodbucket 2
Mer-kin healscroll 4
Mer-kin hidepaint 5
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 2
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin takebag 9
Mer-kin thingpouch 19
mermaid's purse 3
mesh cap 101
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 34
metal band T-shirt 21
metal mandible 1
metallic A 376
metallic foil bow 2
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 5
metrognome 4
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 65
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 7,668
Microplushie: Bropane 23
Microplushie: Dorkonide 7
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 7
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 6
Microplushie: Gothochondria 16
Microplushie: Hippylase 17
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 15
Microplushie: Otakulone 19
Microplushie: Raverdrine 9
Microplushie: Sororitrate 29
microwave stogie 1
midriff scrubs 6
milk of magnesium 47
Milk Studs 5
milky potion 142
mime soul fragment 11
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 368
miner's helmet 187
miner's pants 185
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 2
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 2
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Miniborg beeper 3
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 3
Miniborg laser 3
Miniborg stomper 3
Miniborg strangler 3
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 5
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 2
misshapen animal skeleton 1
missing wine 18
Misty Cape 3
Misty Robe 2
mixed wildflower greens 5
Mob Penguin cellular phone 89
Mohawk wig 218
moist sailor's cap 3
mojo filter 22
mole molé 3
mole skin notebook 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 210
molten brick 140
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 10
monkey wrench 4
monomolecular yo-yo 25
Monstar energy beverage 64
monster bait 24
monster pants 24
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 165
Moon Pie 1
moonglasses 3
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morbidda trading card 7
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Morto Moreto 3
mosquito larva 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 52
mother's secret recipe 6
motivational poster 320
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 89
Mountain Stream soda 303
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 332
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 15
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 27
MSG 6
muculent machete 3
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mugcake 1
mulled cider 12
mullet wig 87
mummy costume 102
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 623
munchies pill 1
murky potion 171
Muschat 2
mushroom fermenting solution 38
mushroom pizza 62
musty moccasins 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 17
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 6
mysterious chemical residue 8
mysterious present 10
mysterious silver lapel pin 12
nailswurst 23
nanite-infested candy cane 10
nanite-infested eggnog 12
nanite-infested fruitcake 7
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 11
nanofiber cloth 8
Nardz energy beverage 51
nasty rat mask 4
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 8
natto pocky 8
natto-infused sake 8
natural fennel soda 131
naughty origami kit 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 30
ND 1
Necbro wafers 5
necklace chain 72
Necrotelicomnicon 4
necrotizing body spray 126
Neuromancer 9
neurostim pill 61
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ backpack 1
Newbiesport™ tent 7
Newman's Own Trousers 3
NG 67
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
night-vision goggles 13
Nightstalker perfume 21
ninja carabiner 2
ninja crampons 2
ninja hot pants 103
ninja mop 48
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
ninja rope 3
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 8
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 2
NPZR chemistry set 94
Nuclear Blastball 10
nugget of sodium 8
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
nutty organic salad 2
O'RLY manual 4
obnoxious riddle 8
obsidian dagger 95
ocarina of space 48
occult jelly donut 2
ocean motion 7
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 5
off-white plastic oyster egg 5
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 3
office-supply crossbow 3
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 87
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 2
oil of oiliness 4
Oil of Parrrlay 87
oil of slipperiness 2
oil of stability 2
oil pan 1
oil slacks 3
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 2
ointment of the occult 4
Okee-Dokee soda 111
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 10
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old coin purse 130
old leather wallet 85
old patched suit-pants 1
old school calculator watch 20
old school flying disc 8
old school Mafia knicke½æ 4
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 52
old-fashioned 2
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 345
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 16
open sauce 11
opera mask 27
orange 264
orange and black Crimboween candy 3
orange candy heart 175
orange candygram 3
orange glowstick 7
orange leather lanyard 23
orange peel hat 4
orange popsicle 5
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc wrist 3
Orcish baseball cap 228
Orcish cargo shorts 240
Orcish frat-paddle 135
orcish hand lotion 11
Orcish meat locker 2
orcish nailing lube 12
orcish rubber 9
orcish stud-finder 3
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 3,804
oriole-feather headdress 3
ornate ancient cursed chest 10
ornate ancient cursed key 6
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 4
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 137
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 3
overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 296
overpriced "imported" beer 17
oversized fish scaler 17
oversized pipe 445
oversized pizza cutter 119
oversized snowflake 51
ovoid leather thing 7
oyster basket 47
oyster egg balloon 1
P.B.L.T. 40
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 125
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 35
pack of pogs 213
packet of beer nuts 58
packet of orchid seeds 17
packet of tofurkey gravy 2
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 356
pail 221
painful penne pasta 2
paint bomb 2
painted shield 1
painted turtle 2
pair of bolt cutters 12
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 3
pair of twitching claws 3
palm frond 204
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 3
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 26
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 13
panhandle panhandling hat 2
pants kit 4
pants of the Slug Lord 42
panty raider camouflage 12
papaya 137
papaya sling 5
papaya slung 5
papaya taco 28
paper-plate-mail pants 3
paperclip 329
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 2
papotion of papower 2
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 4
parasitic headgnawer 4
parasitic strangleworm 4
parasitic tentacles 4
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 13
passable elf mask 25
pasta spoon 152
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
Pastaco shell 1
pat-a-cake pendant 30
patchouli incense stick 319
patchouli oil bomb 17
patent antipsychotics 3
patent leather shoes 13
pawn cookie 3
PB&BP 60
peace-sign necklace 4
peach 2
peach lozenge 2
peach pie 4
peanut brittle shield 14
pear 4
pear lozenge 2
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 3
pearidot 181
pec oil 15
pencil stub 5
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 88
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 1,238
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 16
penguin whip 4
penguin-smacking club 4
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 97
peppermint crook 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint sprout 1
percent sign 61
perforated battle paddle 213
perfume of prejudice 2
perpendicular guano 2
perpendicular hula 4
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 702
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 720
pestoblade 2
pet anemone 1
pet rock 4
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 193
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 197
petit 4.1 1
petrified noodles 3
petrified time 1
petrified wood 165
pewter claymore 1
ph balancer 11
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 133
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 23
philter of phorce 3
phish stick 24
phonics down 62
photoprotoneutron torpedo 124
physiostim pill 122
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 65
pickelhaube 33
pickle-flavored chewing gum 89
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 3
pie crust 13
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 144
piercing post 46
pig-iron bracers 5
pig-iron helm 7
pig-iron shinguards 1
pile of candy 153
pile of dusty animal bones 55
pile of gold coins 39
pile of jumping beans 127
pile of loose snow 1
pill cup 16
pimpin' meat hat 3
pin-stripe slacks 13
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 69
pink candy heart 53
pink candygram 2
pink clay bead 274
pink glowstick 5
Pink Heart of Spirit 3
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 2
pink pony 12
pink-frosted astral cupcake 2
pipe wrench 4
piping organ pie 2
pirate brochure 3
pirate cream pie 8
pirate pamphlet 3
pirate pelvis 74
pirate shirt 48
pirate skull 2
pirate tract 3
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 4
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 21
pixel cross 49
pixel hat 2
pixel holy water 46
pixel morning star 24
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 2
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 8
pixel sword 2
pixel whip 20
pixellated candy heart 52
pixellated moneybag 47
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 15
plain pizza 27
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic cup of beer 227
plastic cup of flat beer 26
plastic guitar 73
plastic ingot 518
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic spider ring 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
PlexiPips 2
plot hole 5,581
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plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 15
pog #01 (spider) 4
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 4
pog #03 (warwelf) 10
pog #04 (skleleton) 4
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 6
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 5
pog #08 (hellion) 5
pog #09 (pirate) 10
pog #10 (hobo) 6
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 9
pointed stick 40
pointy mushroom 20
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 6
Poison Oak trading card 21
poison pen 8
poisonous caviar 21
Pokëmann band-aid 5
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 8
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 3
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 2
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 3
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 2
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 6
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 5
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 6
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 7
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 4
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 4
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 4
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 8
Polka Pop 3
polka-dot bow tie 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 4
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Polysniff Perfume 13
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pool torpedo 23
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porquoise 5
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potion of animal rage 2
potion of potency 2
potion of punctual companionship 2
potion of temporary gr8ness 2
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pressurized potion of puissance 1
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pretty flower 261
pretty pink bow 4
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 9
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 10
probability potion 3,765
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prussian cathouse 2
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
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Putrid Pendant 2
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 68
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Rainbow's Gravity 1
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Ram's Face Lager 528
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rat appendix kabob 5
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ratarang 1
ratgut 4
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ravioli della hippy 4
ravioli hat 128
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really dense meat stack 16
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 3
really really sticky spider web 2
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record of infuriating silence 1
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record of menacing silence 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
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record of tranquil silence (used) 1
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recording of Chorale of Companionship 4,582
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 450
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 52
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 3,272
recording of Prelude of Precision 52
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 4,892
recursive spline reticulator 9
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
red China marble 1
red class ring 61
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 1,117
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Red Pill 7
red pixel 311
red pixel potion 135
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red striped oyster egg 1
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redrum 2
reflection of a map 1
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Regular Cloaca Cola 1
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repaired El Vibrato drone 2
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respected companion biscuit 5
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 4
reverse-oscillating klystron 10
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rhesus monkey 2
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Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 124
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ring of half-assed regeneration 98
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 8
roasted marshmallow 207
roboduck-on-a-string 6
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 5
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 5
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 5
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 5
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rock 21
Rock and Roll Legend 4
Rock Pops 27
rockfish stomach 273
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Russian Ice 6
rusty bonesaw 7
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screwdiver 2
screwdriver 7
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Senior Mints 6
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Sensual Massage for Creeps 7
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shot of peach schnapps 4
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shot of rotgut 27
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shrinking powder 6
shuddersword 2
silent beret 2
Silver Bullet beer 23
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silver keg 1
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silver shrimp fork 20
silver tongue charrrm 104
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple ancient cursed key 6
sinewy crossbow string 13
Sinful Desires 2
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single swig of vodka 8
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skeleton bone 471
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Skullery Maid's Knee 4
Skullhead's Screw 5
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slap and tickle with a fly in it 2
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
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Snow Queen Crown 57
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Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
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Steal This Candy 3
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stick 10
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Summer Nights 7
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Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 4
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synthetic stuffing 14
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 11
t8r tots 148
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 249
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 238
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 6
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 233
taco shell 241
tail o' nine cats 4
tainted seal's blood 21
Tales from the Fireside 2
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 31
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 92
tambourine 7
tambourine bells 109
tangarita 9
tangarita with a fly in it 2
tangerine 12
tangle of rat tails 7
tap shoes 29
tapped black lotus 1
targeting chip 4
tarnished metal ring 1
tarnished metal rod 1
tarrrnish charrrm 84
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 15
tassel 9
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 648
tasty louse 15
tasty tart 29
tattered paper crown 6
tattered scrap of paper 157
tawdry amethyst 1
Tears of the Quiet Healer 4
teddy bear 7
teddy bear sewing kit 5
teddy borg 5
teddy borg sewing kit 6
teeny-tiny magic scroll 4
teeny-tiny ninja stars 11
teflon ore 3
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 1
teflon swim fins 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 3
temporary tribal tattoo 6
Temps Tempranillo 2
ten-leaf clover 36
tenderizing hammer 69
teqiwila 1
teqiwila slammer 21
tequila grenade 204
tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 6
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 6
that gum you like 17
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 2
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 20
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 87
The Bomb 30
The Cooler Out of Space 12
the finger 5
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 24
The Joy of Wassailing 33
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 4
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbronomicon 2
The Necbronomicon (used) 2
The Ring 2
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Snake trading card 16
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 21
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 6
thin black candle 10,214
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 9
third-hand nunchaku 6
thistle wine 8
Thorny Toad trading card 30
thought balloon 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throbbing rage gland 5
throwing bone 19
throwing wrench 27
Thwaitgold bee statuette 5
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 3
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 2
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 8
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 4
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 9
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 3
Tiger-lily's milk 8
tighty whiteys 2
Tiki lighter 1
time halo 16
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time's arrow 6
tin magnolia 1
tin star 1
tiny ballet slippers 1
tiny balloon knife 3
tiny bindle 1
tiny black hole 5
tiny bottle of absinthe 2
tiny bowler 2
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny cell phone 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 8
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 8
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 6
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 12
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 2
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 20
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 7
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 12
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 10
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 6
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 6
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 12
tiny die-cast golden ring 4
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 4
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 10
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 13
tiny die-cast killing bird 3
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 16
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 10
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 4
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 2
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 18
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 17
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 14
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 7
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 5
tiny die-cast turtle mech 6
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 8
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 15
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 21
tiny fly glasses 10
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 9
tiny goth giant 2
tiny house 928
tiny knife and fork 3
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 3
tiny Mountie hat 2
tiny ninja sword 10
tiny nose-bone fetish 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 3
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 8
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 2
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 9
tiny plastic angry space marine 4
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 8
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 7
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 9
tiny plastic batbugbear 2
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 2
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 3
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 2
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 8
tiny plastic Big Candy 8
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 3
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 2
tiny plastic blazing bat 3
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 8
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 3
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 4
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 6
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 8
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 9
tiny plastic coffee pixie 13
tiny plastic colollilossus 8
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 8
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 3
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 2
tiny plastic Crimbomination 3
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 2
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 6
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 3
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 3
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 8
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 8
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 10
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 9
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 2
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 2
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 8
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 9
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 4
tiny plastic hobo elf 8
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 5
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 2
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic killer bee 9
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 3
tiny plastic levitating potato 11
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 8
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 3
tiny plastic moneybee 2
tiny plastic mosquito 5
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 8
tiny plastic mumblebee 3
tiny plastic mutant elf 3
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 5
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 12
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 2
tiny plastic Scream Queen 2
tiny plastic seal clubber 2
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 2
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 5
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 7
tiny plastic star starfish 7
tiny plastic stocking mimic 3
tiny plastic strand of DNA 3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 2
tiny plastic taco cat 2
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 8
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 2
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Toybot 8
tiny plastic trollipop 8
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 8
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 8
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 3
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 27
tiny slimy cyst 320
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 2
tip jar 53
tires 140
tisket 15
titanium assault umbrella 200
toast 100
toast with jam 1
toasted brie 2
tobiko marble soda 8
tobiko pocky 8
tobiko-infused sake 8
toe jam 20
toe jam toast 20
tofu casserole 40
tofu stir-fry 2
tofu taco 5
tofu wonton 1
tofurkey gravy 71
tofurkey leg 72
tofurkey nugget 2
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 130
tomato 498
tomato daiquiri 7
tomato juice of powerful power 6
tomb ratchet 22
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
tongue depressor 1
tonic djinn 2
tonic water 93
too legit potion 2
tooth 10
toothbrush 1
toothsome rock 4
top 16
torn hellseal sinew 4
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 1
tortoboggan shield 1
tortoise's blessing 7
tourmalime 201
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 81
toy crazy train 6
toy deathbot 6
toy hoverpad 11
toy jet pack 3
toy maglev monorail 6
toy mercenary 4
toy ray gun 3
toy six-seater hovercraft 1
toy soldier 3
toy space helmet 3
toy train 7
toy wheel 9
traffic jam 20
traffic jam toast 20
transporter transponder 35
Travels with Jerry 5
tree skirt 2
tree-eating kite 271
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 31
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 89
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 101
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 96
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 106
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 96
troll britches 4
Trollhouse cookies 698
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
tropical Crimbo pressie 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 18
tropical paperweight 2
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 2
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 15
troutpiece 1
true grit 100
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 4
tube of dread wax 84
tube of hair oil 8
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 35
tulip 2
tuning fork 2
turtle pheromones 2
turtle totem 181
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 3
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 2
tuxedo shirt 3
twinkly nuggets 279
twinkly powder 35
twinkly wad 187
twisted piece of wire 7
twisted-up wet towel 39
twitching claw 4
twitching trigger finger 2
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 126
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 93
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 2
Ultrasoldier Serum 13
una poca de gracia 1
unbearable light 37
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 5
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 210
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 91
Uncle Romulus 5
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 114
underwater slingshot 10
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthed potsherd 5
unearthly onyx 1
unfortunate dumplings 14
unidentified jerky 450
union scalemail pants 3
Unionize The Elves sign 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unnatural gas 4
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 79
unrolling pin 2
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 2
unstable DNA 507
unstable laser battery 128
unstable quark 14
untamable turtle 2
unusual disco ball 6
unwound clockwork grapefruit 2
upsy daisy 1
Ur-Donut 2
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urinal cake 2
used beer 26
useless powder 26
UV monocular 1
Valentine 16
Valentine's Day cake 2
valuable trinket 515
vampire chowder 4
vampire collar 36
vampire duck-on-a-string 5
vampire glitter 1
vampire pearl 52
vampire pearl earring 3
vampire pearl necklace 2
vampire pearl ring 2
Van der Graaf helmet 4
vanilla-frosted king cake 6
Vaso De Agua trading card 6
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
velvet choker 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 45
very large caltrop 1
very overdue library book 2
Vial of jus de larmes 10
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 3
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of patchouli oil 5
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 9
vibrating cyborg knife 17
viking helmet 362
vinegar 696
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 259
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 6
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 21
vodka and cranberry 6
vodka and tonic 1
vodka gibson 1
vodka martini 1
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stratocaster 9
Volartta's bellbottoms 4
volcanic ash 5
volleyball 1
voodoo snuff 10
vorpal blade 166
WA 4
wad of cotton 45
wad of dough 1,265
wad of slimy rags 254
wad of tofu 135
walrus ice cream 18
walrus-tusk earring 59
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 122
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 3
war tongs 77
warbear accoutrements chunk 1
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear bearserker potion 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear drone codes 1
warbear empathy chip 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear helm fragment 1
warbear high-efficiency still 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear liquid overcoat 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear officer requisition box 1
warbear oil pan 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 1
warbear requisition box 11
warbear robo-camouflage unit 1
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear superpotion 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear trouser fragment 1
warbear wardance potion 1
warbear warrior bread 1
warbear whosit 1
warm El Vibrato drone 2
warm mushroom 51
Warm Subject gift certificate 232
wasabi marble soda 8
wasabi pocky 8
wasabi-infused sake 8
water pipe bomb 654
water purification pills 131
water wings 5
water-polo cap 1
water-polo mitt 1
watered-down Red Minotaur 22
waterlogged bootstraps 1
waterlogged crate 5
Wax Flask 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 1
weegee sqouija 1
weremoose spit 9
wet stew 2
wet venom duct 10
whalebone corset 49
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 6
wheel 4
whip kit 3
whisker pencil 151
whiskey and cola 7
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey sour 4
white balloon 1
white belt 7
white Canadian 3
white candy heart 106
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 5
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 5
white chocolate chips 384
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 1
White Citadel burger 6
White Citadel fries 5
white class ring 38
white collar 113
white hat hacker T-shirt 31
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 260
white picket fence 52
white pixel 528
white rice 107
white satin pants 158
white satin shield 78
white snake skin 270
white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 154
white whip 2
white Xanadian 1
wholeberd 2
Whoompa Fur Pants 5
whoopie cushion 174
wicker shield 173
wiffle-flail 2
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 3
wind-up chattering teeth 161
wind-up meatcar 208
windchimes 132
wine spritzer 1
wine-soaked bone chips 8
wings of fire 25
Wint-O-Fresh mint 9
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 310
witch hat 3
witty rapier 70
woim 1
wok lobster 1
Woldo trading card 12
wolf mask 14,356
wolfman mask 111
Wolfman Nardz 10
wonderwall shield 31
wood screw 16
wooden axe 3
wooden block 2
wooden figurine 6
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden stakes 108
wool hat 93
woolen cravat 1
Workytime Tea 39
world's most unappetizing beverage 3
world's smallest violin 15
worn tophat 25
worthless gewgaw 37
worthless knick-knack 34
worthless trinket 24
woven baling wire bracelets 3
wreath of laurels 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 34
wrench handle 1
wriggling tentacle 3
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 14
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 340
X-37 gun 8
x-ray specs 186
yak anorak 5
yak skin 2
yak toupee 2
yak whip 2
Yakisoba's hat 2
yakskin buckler 3
yakskin kilt 2
yakskin pants 3
yakskin skirt 2
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 5
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Olde Meade 6
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 4
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 13
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 260
yellow brick road 3
yellow candy heart 159
yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 1,109
yellow matter custard 10
Yellow Moon of Compassion 8
yellow paisley oyster egg 2
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 2
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 3
yellow snowcone 186
yellow striped oyster egg 2
yeti fur 4,266
yield shield 1
yo 4
yo-yo 38
yohohoyo 46
your own black heart 1
yummy death watch beetle 32
Yummy Tummy bean 69
Ze™ goggles 29
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 3
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zmobie 2
zombie hollandaise 3
zombie pineal gland 2
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 5
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1